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00:00So remember, Wacky Hat Day is next Friday.
00:23And nobody wear Cat in the Hat, because I call it.
00:25Okay, last announcement.
00:27I want to remind everyone about an incredible program
00:30that no one seems to be signing up for.
00:32It's my self-developed approach to peer mediation,
00:36called peer-we-diation, the frondimentals of peace.
00:40It's we-diate because there shouldn't be a me in mediate.
00:44And yes, it's a great name.
00:45So if you want to get into a heated argument
00:47or a violent physical altercation, go nuts.
00:50Okay, signing off.
00:52That wasn't a fart. That was my chair.
00:53Hey, you know that peer-mediation thing
00:57Frond was talking about?
00:58Yeah.
00:59Aren't we peer-mediators?
01:00Oh, yeah.
01:02Because of that innocent little milk exchange
01:04we had a few weeks ago.
01:05Milk cannons are armed.
01:07Ready?
01:07Hey.
01:08Guys, I don't know if this is a good idea.
01:09Fire!
01:11And Mr. Frond was like,
01:12do you want an hour of detention
01:14or do you want to watch a 15-minute video
01:16and become a peer-mediator?
01:17I'm Mr. Frond.
01:18But I mean, are we mediators if we all forgot
01:21and no one has even signed up to be mediated?
01:23I'm still putting it on my LinkedIn.
01:24Man, look at Isaac and his new shark-tooth necklace.
01:27Now it's his thing.
01:28What's my thing?
01:29I mean, besides peer-mediation,
01:31which I'm clearly passionate about.
01:33But what's my shark-tooth necklace?
01:35You could wear that Coors Light visor
01:37somebody left in the restaurant.
01:38Be that guy?
01:39Maybe.
01:41Hey, it looks like Courtney's staring at dirt.
01:43Should we go stare at dirt?
01:44Nah, I'm gonna let you handle that.
01:46I stared at some dirt earlier, so I'm good.
01:48Hey, Courtney.
01:49Looking at some sweet topsoil?
01:51I'm looking at that lizard.
01:52I think that crow just attacked it.
01:54Yeah, he looks kind of stunned,
01:56and he's not running away like lizards usually do
01:58when they're not selling car insurance.
02:00I think it's a five-line skink.
02:02Are you trying to say skank?
02:04Skink.
02:04My cousin found one of these and kept it as a pet.
02:07You want to hold it?
02:08Oh, uh, hi, little fella.
02:10Hey, cool lizard chain.
02:11Look at a lizard guy over here.
02:13Lizard guy.
02:14I'm not sure if the lizard is gonna be safe here
02:19with that mean old crow.
02:21What if we keep it?
02:21Should we keep it?
02:22Maybe we keep it.
02:23Oh, I was thinking we'd take it to a veterinarian
02:25or some sort of animal sanctuary.
02:27Nah, what do they know?
02:28Also, you can't deny this chemistry.
02:30Gene, taking care of a lizard is a lot of work.
02:33My cousin talks about it all the time.
02:35It's kind of the only thing he talks about.
02:36I'm like, when do we get to discuss my day, Dassel?
02:39Come on, it can live in my room.
02:41You need a tank to keep it in,
02:42and you need to feed it.
02:43Mealworms, I think.
02:45And they have to be alive.
02:46That's nasty, but go on.
02:48And you need a heat source.
02:49I actually have an aquarium and a UV lamp
02:52for when we had a turtle.
02:53Its name was John Tur-Turtle.
02:54This is starting to sound like a
02:56it lives and needs worms at your house situation.
02:58But I come over and do really helpful stuff too,
03:01like take it on fun walks and accept compliments.
03:03Okay, fine.
03:04But Gene, you have to help.
03:06I'm a strong woman,
03:07but I don't want to have to juggle school,
03:09extracurriculars, and a lizard.
03:11Don't worry, you're talking to the lizard guy over here.
03:13Hi, hello.
03:15Yes, I have a lizard.
03:16Yes, you love it.
03:17Bob, did you take your cat allergy pills?
03:20Gail will be here soon.
03:21I did.
03:22These ones are supposed to not make me hallucinate,
03:24so that's good.
03:25It depends on what you're into.
03:26So Gail stayed at your place, huh?
03:28The pipes in her apartment burst.
03:30Her landlord needs time to fix them
03:31and clean everything up,
03:32so Gail and her cats are moving into Tina's room.
03:34She also said something about a new business she started.
03:37Said there's going to be some clients coming over.
03:39Wait, what?
03:40Clients?
03:41Yeah, I forgot to tell you.
03:42She said she needs a private room
03:44to see clients during the day.
03:45Is that code for sex stuff?
03:46Oh, God.
03:47What?
03:48No.
03:49She said it's some sort of massage or something.
03:51She took a class.
03:52Massage?
03:53Linda, no.
03:54It's not a sex massage.
03:55I don't think.
03:56You're like madams.
03:57Teddy, stop.
03:58Oh, we are.
03:59No, we are not.
04:00We run a nice upscale joint.
04:02Teddy, I'm staying with you.
04:03Yay!
04:03Never mind.
04:04Oh.
04:04Oh, Bob, don't worry.
04:06Yeah, it could be good for business.
04:07People are going to be pretty hungry
04:08after having sex with Linda's sister
04:10in your daughter's room.
04:11Uh-huh.
04:12So should we throw him on my shoulder
04:15and get out there?
04:16Hit the beach, turn some heads,
04:17make people go, damn!
04:20No, we've got to try and feed him, Gene.
04:22Yeah, otherwise I'm just a man
04:24holding a tub of live worms.
04:25Can I hand this off to someone?
04:27Aw.
04:28I'll take it.
04:29You're a lizard.
04:30Come on.
04:31Yum, yum.
04:32Why isn't it eating?
04:33Maybe because it has standards?
04:35Should we light some candles
04:36and pour it in a nice Chablis?
04:38Ooh.
04:38Now I want a Chablis.
04:40Eat the worm.
04:42Eat it.
04:44Eat.
04:45Eat it!
04:46Well, I love this
04:47and I'm not bored at all,
04:48but I'm gonna go.
04:49My mom is making spaghetti,
04:51a.k.a. people worms.
04:52Anyway, lizard guy out.
04:54Maybe not a Chablis.
04:55Maybe I want a gin and tonic.
04:57Is that crazy?
04:58Yes, gin makes you buy
04:59nostalgic items on eBay.
05:01You remember the fax machine?
05:02Oh, do I ever.
05:04It's just massaging.
05:11Normal massaging, that's all.
05:14Mom, Dad, are we a brothel?
05:16No, we are not a brothel.
05:18I'm not judging.
05:19Hey, guys, I'm hearing we're a brothel.
05:21You know what?
05:21I don't want to know
05:22what she's doing in there.
05:23Maybe we never find out
05:24because life is full of mystery, right?
05:26Come on, spaghetti time.
05:27Move, move, move.
05:28Sorry we let this happen
05:29to your room, Tina.
05:30No problem.
05:30Don't be a dummy.
05:33Get that wormy in your tummy.
05:36Mommy knows you're hungry.
05:38A chewy, yummy, yummy.
05:40Oh, kind of a different energy
05:41in here today.
05:42This is the only way he'll eat.
05:43You've got to dim the lights,
05:45you've got to be real calm,
05:46and you've got to sing
05:47this song to him.
05:48Or a different song
05:49that's better.
05:50Did you try Lady in Red?
05:51Also, he's a he?
05:52Yes, I did some research.
05:54He's a boy.
05:55And I think we should name him Linus
05:56because he's a five-line skink.
05:58And also, he's the moral compass
05:59of his peer group.
06:00Well, time to scoop the poop
06:01out of his cage.
06:02Gene, you ready to glove up?
06:03I'll pick up the poop.
06:04You hold the bag.
06:05Oh, uh, or a better idea?
06:08How about I take Linus
06:09out of your hair for a bit
06:10so you can really dive in
06:11on those poops?
06:12Uh-oh.
06:13Okay.
06:14Come here, little guy.
06:15It's time to go see the world
06:16and let the world see me
06:18holding you.
06:18Pills, please work better.
06:37And cats, please go away.
06:38No, no, no.
06:39Just ignore it.
06:41Focus on the movie.
06:42Focus on Apollo 13.
06:43They're in space.
06:45Everything's fine.
06:48Okay, that's it.
06:50I'm going in.
06:50Kids, stay here.
06:52Kids, your mom said...
06:53Okay, I'm coming too.
06:54Gil, what is going on?
06:56Oh.
06:56Linda, I'm in the middle
06:58of the session.
06:59Sorry.
06:59I thought you were, uh...
07:01What?
07:01Um, nothing.
07:02What are you doing?
07:03My very effective
07:04and highly specialized
07:05massage technique.
07:07I call it pinching.
07:08Pinching?
07:09Yeah, like this.
07:10Ha!
07:10Ha!
07:11Oh!
07:11It's been proven by me
07:13to release tension,
07:14stimulate circulation,
07:16and I'm pretty sure
07:17it increases your IQ, maybe.
07:19Ha!
07:19Ha!
07:19Ha!
07:20Ha!
07:20Ha!
07:20Ha!
07:20Ha!
07:20Ha!
07:20Ha!
07:20I'll get it.
07:22Oh, hey.
07:23What's going on?
07:24What's going on
07:25is that we were supposed
07:26to take care of this lizard
07:27together, Gene,
07:29but all you do
07:29is come by sometimes,
07:31take the lizard
07:31and walk around,
07:32eat all of my chewable vitamins
07:34and then leave.
07:34Not all of them.
07:36I'm tired of it.
07:37That's why I'm going
07:38on a girls' weekend
07:39with my mom and dad
07:40to the Green Pines Hotel
07:41and Resort.
07:42They have three
07:43indoor water slides.
07:44I'm going to sit by the pool
07:45and drink Arnold Palmer's
07:46even though I'm not
07:47supposed to have caffeine.
07:47Whoa!
07:48You can have one
07:49Arnie Palmy a day, hon.
07:51Not now, Daddy!
07:53I'll be back on Sunday.
07:54Here's the instructions.
07:55Follow them.
07:56That's a lot of pages.
07:59He's a lot of work.
08:00And, Gene, buddy,
08:01the mealworms go in the fridge,
08:03but be careful.
08:04The container looks like takeout.
08:06It's not takeout.
08:08Goodbye!
08:08So, this is going to be fine.
08:15I'm a capable caretaker.
08:16Yeah, sure.
08:18Totally.
08:19Oh, do cats eat lizards?
08:21Not my cats.
08:22They're pacifists.
08:24They only kill birds.
08:25Okay.
08:25Well, just in case,
08:27let's get this into your room,
08:28Gene, and let's keep the door closed.
08:30All right, but the cats
08:31are going to think it's about them.
08:33Boy, this is dense.
08:34I'm just going to wing it.
08:36I know how food works.
08:37Eat up, buddy.
08:38Looks and smells so good.
08:40Doesn't make me want to vomit.
08:42Come on, lizard.
08:43Gene, mom's going to let Ed Gill pinch her!
08:46Woo!
08:47I said I might.
08:48I'm scared.
08:49Coming!
08:49Here, you'll figure it out.
08:50Bye, bye, bye.
08:51Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow!
08:56You still didn't eat?
08:57I'm starting to feel sorry for the worm.
08:59You're going to give him a complex.
09:01Fine, okay.
09:02I'll look at Courtney's many, many instructions.
09:05Ba, ba, ba!
09:05Oh, here it is, feeding.
09:07Ugh, the wormy song.
09:08Do you really like that song?
09:10Linus, your taste in music is pretty basic,
09:13but it's hard to say no to that smile.
09:15Or whatever your little lizard mouth is doing right now.
09:19Oof, Dad, looking rough, my man.
09:21Yeah, cool face, bro.
09:23It's the cats.
09:24They can't breathe.
09:25Bob, I can help.
09:26Just let me pinch your nose really hard.
09:29No, thanks, Gail.
09:30Bob, I gotta say, when the swelling went down,
09:32I do think I felt kind of okay.
09:35Well, if that doesn't sell you...
09:36How about I start by pinching the nipples
09:38and I work my way up?
09:39No, thank you.
09:40Don't be a dummy.
09:42Get that wormy in your tummy.
09:45Genie knows you're hungy.
09:47Chewy, chewy, yummy.
09:50Oh, my God, it worked!
09:51He ate!
09:52I fed him!
09:53Everyone, everyone!
09:55I got Linus to eat!
09:56Oh, that's great, sweetie!
09:58Whoa, Dad, you look terrible.
09:59Uh, thank you, son.
10:01It's the cats.
10:02It could just be your bad attitude.
10:04And your old age.
10:05Where are the cats?
10:06Wait, did I close my door?
10:08Oh, no!
10:08Ah!
10:08And I didn't put the lid on the tank!
10:10No, no, no, no, no, no!
10:11Jean-Paul Van Damme, Mr. Business, no!
10:13Ah!
10:14Get out of here!
10:15Get out of here!
10:17Ah, your tail fell off!
10:18And it's wiggling around!
10:20Ah!
10:20Maybe it'll jump back on!
10:21No, that's probably not how it works!
10:23Gene, what's going on?
10:24Is your lizard okay?
10:25The cat scared his tail off!
10:27Ow!
10:28Still moving.
10:30Throw it at Dad.
10:31Oh.
10:32Cats?
10:32You're grounded!
10:34Hi, I'm trying to leave a message for a guest, and you just put me through to the room,
10:38but no one picked up.
10:39Oh, you can write down a message?
10:41It's for Courtney Wheeler.
10:42You ready?
10:43Okay.
10:44I messed up.
10:45I didn't put the lid back on his tank, and the cats got in, and his tail fell off.
10:49You shouldn't have left him with me.
10:50I'm not a good lizard, Dad, and I don't know if I ever will be.
10:53The end!
10:54Yeah, you can read it back to me.
10:56Mm-hmm.
10:57Mm-hmm.
10:58Mm-hmm.
10:59I mean, I don't like how you did my voice, but you got the message right.
11:03I'm gonna figure out how to help you, okay?
11:05There you go.
11:21Gonna keep your stump nice and clean.
11:23Nope.
11:24Never mind.
11:25That's a no-go on the bat for Louise people.
11:27It's TV o'clock, Gene.
11:29You coming?
11:29No, thanks.
11:30We're just gonna take it easy.
11:32Dang, it really smells in here.
11:33Bye.
11:33I got it!
11:35I'm coming!
11:37Gene, it's Courtney!
11:40Um, did you have fun on your trip?
11:43We were having fun until we had to leave, Gene.
11:45I only got to go on two of the three water slides, but then we got your message, and we rushed back.
11:50I went on all three slides.
11:51I know, Daddy.
11:52I was working my way up to the highest one.
11:54Oh, I got there.
11:55Ugh.
11:56He really is fine.
11:57There's just a little less of him.
11:59A little less?
12:00It's like half less.
12:01I'm taking him back to my house.
12:03Okay, but I think he's happy here, aside from the incident.
12:06I got him to eat.
12:07I cleaned his stump.
12:08Gene, you are never taking care of this lizard again.
12:13What?
12:13No, please!
12:14This is a peaceful, nurturing environment!
12:17No!
12:18No!
12:18No!
12:18No!
12:19No!
12:19Come on, Daddy.
12:20Help me get all this lizard stuff.
12:22Are you sure you still want him?
12:23We can get you a full one.
12:25The tail goes back!
12:26Well, sure it does.
12:27Whatever you need to tell yourself.
12:33I'm gonna go talk to her.
12:34Okay.
12:35We're gonna stand over here and eavesdrop.
12:37So, talk loud, okay?
12:38Hey, Courtney.
12:39Hello, Gene.
12:40So, um, I called to say goodnight to Linus last night, but Doug said you were washing
12:45his hair?
12:46Can I just come over after school sometime and see him?
12:49I don't trust you around him, Gene.
12:51What if next time his arms fall off?
12:54Or his head?
12:55Why would his head fall off?
12:56I don't know.
12:57You have that effect on people.
12:58Hi, hi, hi.
12:59I couldn't help but hear a little dispute going on.
13:02She won't let me see the lizard that we're co-parenting.
13:05Hmm, a lizard custody battle.
13:07That sounds like a perfect case to be handled by pure weediation.
13:12You want resolution, right?
13:14We can do it this afternoon.
13:15I just need to assign our weediators.
13:18Oh, Tina, Louise.
13:20Oh, yeah?
13:20Hi.
13:21They'll be great.
13:22They're also the only ones I've been able to trick into doing this.
13:24I mean, the only ones lucky enough to be chosen for this honor.
13:28Whoa, whoa, whoa.
13:29Gene's sisters are gonna mediate?
13:31That does not seem fair.
13:32They're just gonna let Gene have the lizard and keep it at their house forever.
13:35Ha, I don't know about that.
13:37Worms in the fridge, lizard in the tub.
13:39Not loving it.
13:40And that smell is a big old hell no.
13:42Wait, what?
13:43Okay, I'll do the peer mediation.
13:44Great, it's settled.
13:46We'll meet in the all-purpose room after school this afternoon.
13:49Oh, and I'm gonna film the whole thing and show it to the superintendent.
13:52She makes some calls, and we're on our way to becoming a weediation nation.
13:57Do you all have time to whiten your teeth before we film?
14:00That's fine.
14:00I am so hungry.
14:03I've been waiting for this moment all day.
14:04Here's your burger, Ted.
14:06Ah!
14:07No!
14:07You did not just sneeze on my burger.
14:09Um, is that a problem?
14:11You have to fix this, Bob.
14:12Fix yourself.
14:13It's the cats, Teddy.
14:14It's the freaking cats.
14:15I hate them.
14:15Just figure it out.
14:16I can't live like this.
14:18Nor should I be forced to.
14:19Oh, so you think it's fun for me?
14:21Easy, easy.
14:23This is all I have, Bob, and you've sneezed all over it.
14:25We'll make you another burger.
14:27Oh, you're eating it.
14:28Oh, God, I forgot.
14:29Oh, I'm not going to survive this Gale visit.
14:33I don't know what to do.
14:34Maybe try the pinching.
14:37Hi.
14:37I just had another great session.
14:40You can tell because I have so much of his skin under my nails.
14:43Nope.
14:44Bob, this can't go on.
14:45Let Gale pinch you.
14:46Okay, fine.
14:47I'll do it.
14:48Ha!
14:48Great.
14:49It's $100 a session.
14:51What?
14:52Okay.
14:53Shot looks good.
14:54Ahem.
14:55Let's weightiate.
14:56Today, you will determine who receives custody of Linus Belcher Wheeler.
15:01Courtney, Gene, your peer representatives will help you arrive at an arrangement.
15:06The decisions you make in this room are final and legally binding.
15:10Sort of.
15:11And go.
15:12Okay.
15:13Uh, first, Gene Belcher will state his side of the dispute.
15:18Maybe try it again with a little more energy.
15:19No.
15:20Okay.
15:20I admit, Courtney did a lot of the work at first.
15:23Most of it.
15:24That girl can clean an aquarium tank like nobody's business.
15:27Okay.
15:27Skip ahead to the interesting part.
15:29Well, she got tired of doing everything and she dropped Linus off at my house for the weekend.
15:33So she abandoned the lizard.
15:35Got it.
15:36Keep going.
15:36Hey.
15:37I didn't say that.
15:38Sorry.
15:38Is this peer mediation or middle-aged dorky man mediation?
15:42It's not my fault you can't keep up.
15:44Uh, anyway, I was nervous at first, but then I finally got him to eat a worm and then...
15:49And then his tail fell off, didn't it, Gene?
15:51Little tail fail?
15:53Is it my turn yet?
15:54Sure.
15:55Just keep up the energy.
15:56Now Courtney Wheeler will state her side of this...
15:58Skip it.
15:59Oh.
15:59I did get a bit overwhelmed, but I also don't think Gene's ready for this kind of responsibility.
16:04So, now I think the best thing for the lizard is to go live with my cousin.
16:10I told him about it.
16:11He's excited.
16:11He's a real lizard freak.
16:13Your cousin?
16:13He lives like four hours away.
16:15I'll never see Linus again.
16:16It's for the best, Gene.
16:18Can I say something?
16:19Hold on, Gene.
16:20Gene, would you like to say something?
16:22Yes.
16:22Sure.
16:23At first, I wasn't very helpful.
16:25I wanted to be Lizard Guy and people would see me and say, hey, there's Lizard Guy.
16:29He's our town's greatest treasure.
16:31But then I figured out how to feed Linus and take care of him, and it felt really good.
16:37And I want to keep doing that.
16:39Keep making him happy.
16:41Well, crap.
16:42That was actually really nice, Gene.
16:44Should we skip ahead to the resolution part and just give him the lizard?
16:47I kind of wish I had more lines, but okay.
16:50Nope.
16:50That's not how it works.
16:52Also, I haven't submitted the message yet.
16:54The message?
16:55Yes.
16:56A phone message Gene left for Courtney.
16:58Um, Mr. Friend, I'm not sure I want you to show that here.
17:01Sorry, Courtney.
17:02It's too late because you already gave it to me.
17:03I would like to submit this dictated message on letterhead from the Green Pines Hotel and
17:09Resort.
17:10You shouldn't have left him with me.
17:12I'm not a good lizard dad, and I don't know if I ever will be.
17:19There's a shocked hush in the mediation room.
17:22Wow, that is really damning evidence.
17:26But Gene's been great with a lizard ever since its tail, um, became more independent.
17:31That, that, that, that, that, Gene, did you dictate these words?
17:35Yes.
17:36Can you tell us with 100% certainty that the words you said in this message are no longer
17:40true?
17:40That you've totally changed, and now you're super responsible and capable of taking care
17:44of another living creature?
17:45I, I, I don't know.
17:48The disputant crumbles on the stand.
17:51I think we've had a breakthrough here.
17:53You peers have decided that Courtney can bring the lizard to her cousin's home.
17:58But we didn't.
17:59Yeah, that's not what we decided.
18:01But, but, but, but, shush.
18:02Kids helping kids.
18:04Fundamentals of peace.
18:05No!
18:06No!
18:07Gene, can you stop crying?
18:09We'll, we'll edit that out.
18:10God, I love weediating.
18:16Hi, Courtney.
18:17Hi, Gene.
18:18I just came to say goodbye before you take him to your cousin's.
18:21Oh, okay.
18:22Yeah.
18:23I also brought his tail.
18:25I didn't know if he wanted to, like, bring it with him, use it as a body pillow, or...
18:29It's pretty gross, Gene.
18:30Yeah, it's definitely started rotting a little bit.
18:33Come on in.
18:34Maybe not the tail, though.
18:35So you are clothed.
18:37Yeah, uh, that works for me.
18:40Well, we'll see.
18:41Okay.
18:41I just need you to close your eyes and not be scared.
18:45Mm-hmm.
18:45Forget everything else in the world.
18:48The restaurant, your troubles, your difficult wife.
18:52Hey, I'm right here, Gail.
18:53See what I mean?
18:54Can you just do it?
18:55Okay.
18:56You might feel some pressure when I pinch!
18:59Ow!
19:00Pinch!
19:00Pinch!
19:01Pinch!
19:02Pinch!
19:02Pinch!
19:03Oh, my God!
19:04You're killing him!
19:06Pinch!
19:06Pinch!
19:06Pinch!
19:07And here comes the big one.
19:09No, please, no, Gail!
19:11Pinch!
19:11Pinch!
19:12Pinch!
19:12Pinch!
19:13Pinch!
19:13Pinch!
19:14And we're done!
19:15Holy crap!
19:17I thought I was going to have to stab you, Gail!
19:19So, how do you feel?
19:22Oh, my God!
19:24I can breathe!
19:26I can breathe!
19:27It worked?
19:27It worked!
19:28And you're a little aroused?
19:30No.
19:31Hey, his stump is looking good.
19:33In a few days, he'll grow a thin layer of stump skin.
19:36Oh, and I read squash is good for lizards.
19:38I'm not a squash man myself, but maybe I could mail a butternut to your cousins?
19:42Wow, Gene.
19:43Someone's been doing their research.
19:44Yeah, I read, like, a bunch of stuff about lizards.
19:46And lizard people infiltrating America's top corporations.
19:49That was hard to avoid online.
19:51You know what?
19:52You should keep him.
19:53What?
19:53Yeah, you should take him.
19:55Seriously?
19:56Oh, my God!
19:57Did you hear that, Linus?
19:58Whoa!
19:58His head is orange.
20:00Oh, yeah.
20:01Do you think he's sick?
20:02Or he got into my dad's bronzer?
20:04No, I know what this is.
20:05He's going through lizard puberty!
20:07What?
20:08I read that when they're mature and it's time to mate, their heads turn orange.
20:11You're saying our lizard is single and ready to mingle?
20:14Yeah.
20:15I think I know what we have to do.
20:18Okay, little guy.
20:19We're both so proud of you.
20:21But you're not a kid anymore.
20:22You're a big, strong man with a crazy orange head.
20:25And it's time for you to get out there and have lizard intercourse.
20:29Don't let the stump thing hurt your confidence.
20:31It's not the size of your tail that matters.
20:33It's the size of your penis.
20:35I was going to say heart, but okay.
20:37Oh, you're sure you're ready to give him up, Gene?
20:40He doesn't belong to us.
20:41He belongs to the world of sex.
20:43Lizard sex!
20:49That was the right thing to do, Gene.
20:51I'm going to miss that stumpy little son of a bitch.
20:55Should we go hide some mealworms in my dad's pockets?
20:57We sure should, Courtney.
20:59We sure should.
21:00Ooh, you're cold-blooded.
21:03But you're warm-hearted.
21:04Ooh, come on, girl.
21:06Let's get the evening started.
21:08We won't need a heat source.
21:12We're having reptile intercourse.
21:15Ooh, ooh.
21:16Find a patch of dirt that's all.
21:20And we'll make love till our tails fall off.
21:24Let's get our scales to run.
21:28When we're making lizard love.
21:32Let's get...
21:33Let's get...
21:34Let's get...
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