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00:00:00Tim is so lucky to have a girlfriend like you.
00:00:07Okay, let's go give Tim the surprise of his life. Come on.
00:00:12Surprise!
00:00:16Tim?
00:00:18Tanya, what the hell?
00:00:20What are you doing here, Lily?
00:00:22Tanya, you're my best friend. How could you do this?
00:00:24We both downloaded the better version of the dating app, Love Swipe.
00:00:30What are you doing?
00:00:37I will burn this whole place to the ground before I let you break up with me, Jake Wright!
00:00:47You are gonna throw away, what, our entire relationship?
00:00:50Because we didn't match on some stupid dating app!
00:00:54Our app?
00:00:56We created Love Swipe together so you know how accurate it is.
00:00:59To have simply confirmed the fear of what you've become.
00:01:07What?
00:01:08Oh!
00:01:09I will destroy you, Jake Wright!
00:01:11Oof!
00:01:21No.
00:01:23I missed you, Jakecontest.
00:01:24I will let you go!
00:01:25Maybe you eyeshade!
00:01:26This paint was really counting.
00:01:27I knew who you were looking every corner of the one.
00:01:29Did you miss her dude?
00:01:30Nothin' left behind
00:01:32Sorry I got over zealous
00:01:40Real love just makes me jealous
00:01:42You see me?
00:01:51Break up?
00:02:00Yep
00:02:02My girlfriend, well, ex-girlfriend
00:02:07Tried to hit me in the head with a golf club
00:02:11My boyfriend, ex-boyfriend, who's sleeping with my best friend
00:02:17Ouch
00:02:19How about I buy us a drink and you can tell me about it
00:02:25Okay
00:02:28That's all that says is an invitation for something more
00:02:32Oh, of course not
00:02:34I would never take advantage
00:02:38Ma'am, I'll have two more of whatever she was having
00:02:50It's a heartbreak
00:02:53Finding true love
00:02:58working
00:03:04AM
00:03:06krijgen
00:03:08Are we?
00:03:10Facebook
00:03:12Do you feel sick?
00:03:14Break
00:03:15Bot
00:03:17E
00:04:28Who's there?
00:04:42I hope you don't mind.
00:04:44I raided your fridge.
00:04:46Oh, you didn't have to...
00:04:48Um, we didn't, you know...
00:04:58With all due respect, I wouldn't have sex with anyone who was as drunk as either of us last night.
00:05:03Don't worry, I slept on the couch.
00:05:07Oh, thank God.
00:05:10Not that I wouldn't want...
00:05:12I mean, you're very...
00:05:14You're a very attractive man.
00:05:16I'm Mr...
00:05:18Mr...
00:05:20Right.
00:05:21Right.
00:05:23Jake.
00:05:25Right, how could I forget?
00:05:27You put my name in your phone as Mr. Right.
00:05:31Your idea, not mine.
00:05:39I almost forgot.
00:05:40Oh, sorry, I...
00:06:01Wait, I...
00:06:03I thought you slept on the couch.
00:06:07I said I wouldn't sleep with anyone that drunk.
00:06:10I didn't say you felt the same.
00:06:12Sorry, I...
00:06:14I get a little flirty...
00:06:17When I'm drunk.
00:06:19Oh, I don't mind it one bit.
00:06:20By the way, there's a new dating app that just came out called Love Sweat.
00:06:26Oh, I hate dating apps right now.
00:06:28Okay, well, this one's a bit...
00:06:30Especially that one.
00:06:30I mean, even the name is just...
00:06:32Oh, well, I hope you can give it a shot.
00:06:37Because I think you deserve to find real love.
00:06:39I didn't press charges.
00:07:04Because you love me?
00:07:06I care for you.
00:07:08But no.
00:07:09I don't love you.
00:07:11We created an incredible app.
00:07:13Love Swipe's going to make a lot of people very happy.
00:07:17Take care, Elise.
00:07:22Oh, I will take care, Jake Wright.
00:07:26Once I'm finished, you'll be mine.
00:07:30Forever.
00:07:33All mine.
00:07:39What do you want, Tanya?
00:07:44Can we please just talk?
00:07:47I want my best friend back.
00:07:50Well, too damn bad.
00:07:51I don't want to hear it.
00:07:52Now, please, can you go?
00:07:54Lily, I'm trying to communicate with you, and you're not being reasonable.
00:07:57Reasonable?
00:07:59Reasonable?
00:08:00Says the girl who slept with her best friend's boyfriend, and you're telling me to be reasonable?
00:08:05Lily, stop.
00:08:11Lily, stop.
00:08:12Stop.
00:08:13Stop.
00:08:14I love you, and I know you don't want to hear this, but there is somebody out there for you.
00:08:19It's okay.
00:08:21Hey.
00:08:22Lily.
00:08:24Lily, I want you to be in love, and I want you to be happy, but...
00:08:29What is that?
00:08:44That jerk, he lied to me!
00:08:47Love Swipe uses a unique approach.
00:09:07With potential for true love guaranteed on every match, and recognized love on the seventh date.
00:09:13So, a dating app that actually works after seven dates?
00:09:18That's right.
00:09:19And with restrained, tasteful marketing, like you brilliant people execute every single day,
00:09:25everyone will be guaranteed true love.
00:09:27Love Swipe.
00:09:29That's perfect.
00:09:30Thank you for your time, and I think this is the beginning of a very fruitful business relationship.
00:09:43How are the eggs?
00:09:45You fucking day-raped me, you piece of shit!
00:09:50You fucking day-raped me, you piece of shit!
00:09:56I never want to see you again!
00:10:03I need a drink.
00:10:04Mr. Wright, you're going to be a very rich man.
00:10:11Your life is about to change, sir.
00:10:29And just like that, I'll be able to manipulate Love Swipe.
00:10:33I'll use it to ruin you, Jake.
00:10:39And then you'll come crawling back.
00:10:42But, just in case.
00:10:45Dustin, how's it going in there?
00:10:46All set, boss.
00:10:48Cameras in every room.
00:10:51Perfect.
00:10:52It's time for the contingency.
00:10:53The last three years of my life have led to this.
00:11:08I'm going to make the world fall in love, and I'm finally going to meet the woman of my dreams.
00:11:14Here's to you, gorgeous, whoever you are.
00:11:16I'm so glad you're hanging out with us, Lily.
00:11:32I'm just a girl hanging out with her best friend and her ex-boyfriend who cheated on her.
00:11:37Life's a dream.
00:11:38Lily, I'm telling you, you need to download Love Swipe.
00:11:41She's right, Lily.
00:11:42This app is different.
00:11:44Are you even listening to yourself?
00:11:46You downloaded a dating app while you were in a relationship.
00:11:49Lily, one day you're going to look back at this.
00:11:50No, if either of you says one more word about that stupid app, I swear I'm going to scream.
00:11:59Lily, this is serendipity.
00:12:02What is?
00:12:02Love Swipe.
00:12:03It just released a new update.
00:12:05Oh my god.
00:12:05Are you serious right now?
00:12:07You're trying it.
00:12:07No, the hell I'm not.
00:12:10Give me that back.
00:12:11You'll thank me later when I'm dancing at your wedding, girl.
00:12:16Fine.
00:12:17Fine, I'll try your stupid app just to prove that both of you were horrible people and I'll never forgive you.
00:12:25No way.
00:12:26You can't pee.
00:12:39Well, the app doesn't lie.
00:12:42I'm coming for you, beautiful.
00:12:46This is the guy who date raped me.
00:12:48He what?
00:12:49Here's the plan.
00:12:50So you go on the first date, and the moment he lies about what he did, you stalk him, okay?
00:12:56I do like the idea of kicking Mr. Wright's butt.
00:13:02Dustin, find out everything you can.
00:13:08I am going to bring you two together.
00:13:13Then I'm going to tear you apart.
00:13:20Meet for breakfast at the restaurant.
00:13:35What?
00:13:35Lily, you idiot.
00:13:58Hey, I don't know what you heard or saw, but I would never, ever...
00:14:01Jake, oh, wait.
00:14:02I'm so, so sorry.
00:14:04Let's just say, I know you didn't do what I thought you did.
00:14:11I'm a man of my word, Lily.
00:14:13You should know that.
00:14:14I'm really glad you came.
00:14:17Shall we?
00:14:28Hey, come on.
00:14:29Oh, God.
00:14:30Shit, shit, shit.
00:14:34Well done, Dustin.
00:14:38She's a girl with a tragic past.
00:14:40This may be over quicker than I thought.
00:14:48Let the games begin.
00:14:54Share a secret from your childhood.
00:14:55May I?
00:14:59Sure.
00:15:01Okay.
00:15:03When I was nine, I drank three of those little cartons of milk that they give you at lunch
00:15:09at school.
00:15:10And I really had to go to the bathroom, so I raised my hand, but the teacher won't let me
00:15:14go.
00:15:14So I just make a run for it when, uh...
00:15:19You beat yourself?
00:15:22Oh, I wish.
00:15:24I wish.
00:15:25That's the day I found out that I'm lactose intolerant.
00:15:28Oh, no.
00:15:29So every single step I take, it's like, well, everything exploded out of me, and I cried
00:15:37a lot.
00:15:39It was the saddest day of my own life.
00:15:43Oh, Jake, I'm so sorry that happened to you.
00:15:45It's okay.
00:15:46I'm not sure if I can beat that, but let me try.
00:15:52Ask about her sister, Doreen.
00:15:55I got it.
00:15:56When I was 13...
00:15:58It wants me to ask you about your sister.
00:16:01My sister?
00:16:03Camilla?
00:16:03She's not a part of the story.
00:16:04No, I'm not Camilla.
00:16:05Doreen.
00:16:10I'm so sorry.
00:16:14I have to go.
00:16:16It's like taking candy from a baby.
00:16:41I should have never listened to Tanya.
00:16:44What was I thinking?
00:16:53Looks like it's over before it even started.
00:17:01What is he doing here?
00:17:03Lily, it's me.
00:17:05Go away, Jake.
00:17:07Just leave me alone, please.
00:17:08I don't know what happened back there, but I promise I didn't mean...
00:17:13This whole thing is so stupid.
00:17:15I hate dating apps.
00:17:16They don't work, and you just get hurt.
00:17:19I mean, I think we should give the app another shot.
00:17:22If we just...
00:17:23Why do you care so much about this stupid app?
00:17:30Because I created it, and I'm falling in love with you.
00:17:36What did you say?
00:17:38I said I believe in love, but I also believe in respecting women's feelings.
00:17:45I'm sorry.
00:17:47I'm sorry.
00:17:56No.
00:17:57No.
00:18:05My sister, Doreen,
00:18:07and I were really close.
00:18:13One day,
00:18:15when we were little,
00:18:16I slipped and fell in the pool.
00:18:21And she attempted to save me.
00:18:25But I couldn't save her.
00:18:27I've never told anyone with my family that.
00:18:41I'm so sorry.
00:18:46I've never had any siblings.
00:18:49But I had a younger cousin
00:18:51in two months before he turned 11.
00:18:57And he got diagnosed with, uh...
00:19:02He didn't make it
00:19:03to his birthday.
00:19:06I'm so sorry
00:19:07that happened to you, Jake.
00:19:16For sharing your past with me.
00:19:21For listening to mine.
00:19:27Let's see how they handle
00:19:49date number two.
00:19:51All right.
00:19:56Let's go and warm up those bodies.
00:19:58Getting the body moving.
00:19:59Feeling good.
00:20:01Wait.
00:20:02Are you?
00:20:05Are you promoting the app?
00:20:09Am I on camera?
00:20:12No.
00:20:12I'm just a guy on a date.
00:20:16What are you talking about, Jake?
00:20:18I don't know.
00:20:18I've never met this woman in my life.
00:20:21Oh, come on.
00:20:21You're the love swipe guy.
00:20:25Love swipe guy?
00:20:27What have you got to do with the app?
00:20:29Absolutely nothing.
00:20:30At all.
00:20:30What?
00:20:31No, you're the bi-
00:20:32Gosh, I'm so sorry.
00:20:38I totally had the wrong person.
00:20:42Let's dance.
00:20:43You think you can handle that?
00:20:44Um, yeah.
00:20:46Oh, yeah.
00:20:47Here we go.
00:20:47This is it.
00:20:49You're being stiff.
00:20:51See?
00:20:51I'm kind of better than you.
00:20:52I don't think you are.
00:20:54You're a little stiff.
00:20:55Uh-oh.
00:20:56You're doing it wrong.
00:20:56Open up.
00:20:57Come in.
00:20:58It's not.
00:20:59Oh, shit.
00:21:00Whoa.
00:21:00Whoa.
00:21:00Whoa.
00:21:00Whoa.
00:21:00Whoa.
00:21:02Whoa.
00:21:02Whoa.
00:21:03Whoa.
00:21:03Whoa.
00:21:04Whoa.
00:21:04Whoa.
00:21:05Whoa.
00:21:05Whoa.
00:21:06Whoa.
00:21:07Whoa.
00:21:07Whoa.
00:21:08Whoa.
00:21:08Whoa.
00:21:22Damn your charming willingness to fail, Jake Wright.
00:21:27Let's see you squeeze out of the truth in date number three.
00:21:31Admit your greatest failure
00:21:39You're gonna think I'm a loser
00:21:44I would never
00:21:46Okay
00:21:48Here it goes
00:21:50I dropped out of law school
00:21:53I was really good at it but
00:21:55This one summer I took this internship
00:21:58At this huge law firm
00:21:59And they were horrible to me
00:22:03I never went back to school that fall
00:22:06I gave up on my dream
00:22:10Because I didn't want to end up like that
00:22:12Well I think that you should try again
00:22:16I bet you'd be good at it
00:22:18And I think you'd look pretty good
00:22:20In a power pants suit
00:22:21What about you?
00:22:28Oh
00:22:29You know I
00:22:30I was just fired
00:22:33Rather dramatically
00:22:35From a major social media company
00:22:38Right as it was getting huge
00:22:40So yeah
00:22:42So you work in tech?
00:22:45Yeah
00:22:45Yep
00:22:47I work in tech
00:22:48Why did you want to become a lawyer?
00:22:53Ask Jake what he does for a living
00:22:55What do you do for a living?
00:22:57I told you I'm in tech
00:23:00Okay
00:23:01But what does that mean?
00:23:02Tell the truth
00:23:03I work
00:23:07In
00:23:08For a startup
00:23:14Very
00:23:15Secret startup
00:23:16Unfortunately
00:23:18I
00:23:18Wish I could say more
00:23:20But I signed an NDA
00:23:21So I just
00:23:22I totally understand
00:23:25Can you promise me something?
00:23:29Don't ever lie to me
00:23:30Please
00:23:32I promise
00:23:34What is happening?
00:23:38Why don't I have cameras in the restaurant?
00:23:42I need to see Jake
00:23:43Get what's coming to him
00:23:44Maybe a little pain is more
00:23:46Dustin
00:23:46You're up
00:23:47Alright you two
00:23:51I'm Master Allison
00:23:53And I'll be instructing you today
00:23:54First things first
00:23:55We're gonna get
00:23:56A feel for your training level
00:23:58Let's do you first doll
00:24:00Her name's Lily
00:24:01Okay
00:24:02Lily doll
00:24:03Let's see what you got
00:24:05Do some one two combos
00:24:06Just off the menu
00:24:07Yeah
00:24:10Alright
00:24:10A little harder
00:24:11Let's go
00:24:11Alright
00:24:12Yeah you can do it a little harder
00:24:13Boom boom
00:24:14Good
00:24:14Good job
00:24:15Alright next we're gonna test your reflexes
00:24:17Hey
00:24:18That's enough
00:24:20You okay?
00:24:23Yeah fine
00:24:23Just
00:24:24There's something I should probably tell you
00:24:26Alright next
00:24:26Bud
00:24:27Come here
00:24:28Say
00:24:29Ain't you that CEO tech guy?
00:24:32Um
00:24:32No
00:24:34Not me
00:24:35Yeah your sexy ex-girlfriend
00:24:37Beat your ass
00:24:38What
00:24:39What's he talking about Jake?
00:24:42I don't know
00:24:42But this guy needs to learn some manners
00:24:44Jake
00:24:49I promise you
00:24:50You don't need to do this
00:24:51Nobody hits my girl
00:24:53And gets away with it
00:24:54You want me to go?
00:24:56Maybe
00:24:56You good?
00:25:07Yeah
00:25:08I'm sorry
00:25:08Can't protect you
00:25:10Is this guy's deal?
00:25:12I don't know
00:25:13I don't know but
00:25:14Just stay here for a minute
00:25:16There's something I need to show you
00:25:17Hey Lily wait
00:25:18He's crazy
00:25:18That was amazing
00:25:26I've been training for years
00:25:29It's really sweet
00:25:30You tried to protect me
00:25:31But next time
00:25:32Ask if I need help
00:25:34Let's get out of here
00:25:54Date number four
00:25:59Where's your bathroom
00:26:06It's just right there
00:26:09You know you didn't have to
00:26:20Bring me home
00:26:21I can't believe you didn't tell me
00:26:24You're a trained fighter
00:26:25There's a lot of things I've told you
00:26:27There's a lot of things I want to show you
00:26:32Oh yeah?
00:26:34Like what?
00:26:35Come here and I'll show you
00:26:55I can't get so much
00:27:23I should be a dream
00:27:23You have the most
00:27:34Beautiful body I've ever seen
00:27:37It's yours
00:27:49You can touch me
00:27:53Hold on
00:28:07Hold on a second
00:28:08It's okay
00:28:08I want to
00:28:11Please stop
00:28:13What's wrong
00:28:17I want you
00:28:19So much
00:28:21I have to wait for the app
00:28:26We have to wait for the app
00:28:30Are you kidding?
00:28:31Screw that stupid app
00:28:32The app isn't stupid
00:28:37I'm sorry
00:28:40I'm sorry
00:28:40I really
00:28:41I just think we should wait
00:28:43Oh
00:28:45Okay
00:28:47Fine
00:28:50I guess I'll
00:28:52See you at our next date
00:28:54Oh
00:29:00Oh
00:29:01Oh
00:29:03Oh
00:29:03That was too near close for comfort
00:29:05Oh
00:29:07I've got to take things up a notch
00:29:09It's time for the contingency
00:29:15What the hell?
00:29:32Where is she?
00:29:36What are you talking about?
00:29:38Lily
00:29:39What are you doing?
00:29:39Don't even try to stop me
00:29:41Lily please
00:29:42Please tell me where she is
00:29:44Okay
00:29:45Don't lie to me
00:29:46We'll end things right here
00:29:47I won't even be mad
00:29:47I just need you to be honest with me
00:29:49Okay
00:29:49I don't know what you're talking about
00:29:51I'm not an idiot
00:29:52Jake
00:29:53I've been cheated on before
00:29:54Tell me where she is
00:29:55There's no one here
00:29:56Who are you talking about?
00:29:58I'll show you who I'm talking about
00:29:59It was just here
00:30:09What are you talking about?
00:30:11I got an email
00:30:12With nudes
00:30:13Of some woman
00:30:14In your apartment
00:30:14And they weren't selfies
00:30:15So I know that you took them
00:30:17I'm sorry
00:30:18But there is
00:30:20No woman
00:30:21Naked or clothed
00:30:23In here
00:30:24You
00:30:26Are the only person
00:30:27I'm going to make it
00:30:27In my apartment
00:30:28Lily
00:30:28Really?
00:30:31I swear
00:30:31I'm sorry
00:30:33I swear
00:30:35I'm not crazy
00:30:35I just
00:30:36I can't go through that again
00:30:37You won't have to
00:30:39I promise
00:30:45What are you doing?
00:30:54I changed my mind
00:30:56I want you
00:30:58Right now
00:30:59Right now
00:31:00Oh.
00:31:03Oh.
00:31:04Oh.
00:31:08Baby, it's you.
00:31:10It's you.
00:31:13It's you.
00:31:14It's you.
00:31:16It's you.
00:31:20You, you, you, you, you, you.
00:31:24Walk out that door, I'm gone.
00:31:26Yeah.
00:31:28Ooh, ooh, ooh.
00:31:36Jake, stop.
00:31:41Sorry.
00:31:45I'm sorry.
00:31:46I just, I really
00:31:47want to. It's just,
00:31:49I'm still shaken up by those photos.
00:31:53And you know what?
00:31:55Love swipe is working.
00:31:58I think we should wait.
00:32:00Okay.
00:32:02Yeah.
00:32:03We can wait.
00:32:05I would never want to pressure you.
00:32:08I promise.
00:32:14As soon as love swipe gives us permission,
00:32:18you can have me.
00:32:21All of me.
00:32:28Oh, no.
00:32:37So he's definitely not a...
00:32:41So he's definitely not a...
00:32:56A date rapist?
00:32:56No.
00:32:57I found the condom the next morning.
00:33:00He's a perfect gentleman who slept on the couch and made me eggs.
00:33:03You're sure you trust this guy?
00:33:05Not that you'd know anything about trust.
00:33:07But yeah.
00:33:09Yeah, I do.
00:33:10What does he do for work?
00:33:12He's in tech.
00:33:15Why are you guys acting so weird?
00:33:17There, there's something we need to tell you about, Jake.
00:33:19Something you may not want to hear.
00:33:23What do you mean?
00:33:23Oh, I wasn't originally talking about...
00:33:28I'm joking.
00:33:29Yeah, you're being an ass right there.
00:33:30Honestly.
00:33:31She's small.
00:33:37Are you sure you're alright?
00:33:39I'm fine.
00:33:43Ask Jake about his work.
00:33:44Finally, I can see what's happening.
00:33:47Now that I've planted Jake's work history,
00:33:50I should push him to tell the truth,
00:33:52and then he'll be mine again.
00:33:54My friends didn't have on yet.
00:33:57You mean those two?
00:33:59Who are in disguise every single time we come here.
00:34:01They...
00:34:02Yeah, didn't they cheat on you behind your back?
00:34:06Only because of that stupid app.
00:34:08Okay.
00:34:09Can we not blame the app?
00:34:10Jake Wright, you're a 30 under 30.
00:34:23What do you do for work?
00:34:25I'm in tech.
00:34:27I told you.
00:34:29My friends...
00:34:30They received an envelope with documents
00:34:33saying that you're an app developer.
00:34:35What kind of apps do you develop?
00:34:41Please don't let him.
00:34:44Okay.
00:34:46I'm...
00:34:46I'm gonna tell you.
00:34:48But that's because I trust you,
00:34:50and you have to promise
00:34:51not to tell anyone else, okay?
00:34:54Okay, I promise.
00:34:55I swear I won't tell anybody.
00:34:59I'm...
00:34:59I started a...
00:35:06I started an app.
00:35:10And I'm looking for investors.
00:35:14And I'm just a poor app developer
00:35:16looking for backing.
00:35:19I'm sorry.
00:35:20Do you believe me?
00:35:22Of course I believe you.
00:35:24Just...
00:35:25Thank you for being honest with me.
00:35:29Oh, she wants honesty!
00:35:40Or she's gonna get it.
00:35:41What kind of poor are we talking?
00:35:57Like, your parents pay your rent?
00:36:00Or you're still a rich tech guy,
00:36:02but just not as rich as a super rich tech guy?
00:36:04All I can say is...
00:36:07If this app takes off,
00:36:09I'm not gonna need to worry about money.
00:36:11You got this.
00:36:14Okay.
00:36:16Lie detector test tomorrow.
00:36:18That's so crazy.
00:36:19It's almost like it's listening to our conversation.
00:36:21Actually, it's...
00:36:23perceived intuition is...
00:36:25machine learning.
00:36:26From thorough scrapping of social media platforms.
00:36:29How do you know that?
00:36:33Just a guess.
00:36:34Pretty sure other apps he's in.
00:36:36Well, I'm not scared of some lie detector tests.
00:36:38There's nothing I wouldn't tell you.
00:36:43Do you feel the same?
00:36:45Yeah.
00:36:46Actually, there's somewhere I gotta be.
00:36:49We should get out of here.
00:36:50I've got you right where I want you, Lily Niblock.
00:36:58Prepare for heartbreak.
00:37:02So, how does this work again?
00:37:04The machine analyzes our answers
00:37:06and makes little TV show noises.
00:37:10Nervous.
00:37:11But excited.
00:37:13That's it, true.
00:37:15So, you ready?
00:37:16Yeah, absolutely.
00:37:20Jake, are you sure?
00:37:22Yes, I'm sure.
00:37:24Ask about his job.
00:37:28So, Jake, are you an app developer?
00:37:32Yes.
00:37:35What kind of apps do you develop?
00:37:39Two apps for statistical analysis
00:37:43and one for social media scrubbing.
00:37:47Social media scrubbing, like our dating app?
00:37:50Yep, just like that.
00:37:53Have you developed any other apps?
00:37:57Well, um...
00:37:58Are you okay?
00:38:02Yeah.
00:38:03Yep.
00:38:05There isn't anything you could tell me I wouldn't understand.
00:38:11I'm falling for you.
00:38:16And I trust you, okay?
00:38:19Okay.
00:38:28Okay.
00:38:29Okay.
00:38:31Have you developed any other apps?
00:38:34Have you developed any other apps?
00:38:36Nope.
00:38:45Why are you lying to me?
00:38:46I'm...
00:38:46I'm not.
00:38:47I'm not.
00:38:47I swear.
00:38:48I swear.
00:38:51Lily, do you trust me?
00:38:53I think so.
00:38:55And are you attracted to me?
00:38:58Yes.
00:39:00And are you ready to find true love?
00:39:02I...
00:39:02Yes.
00:39:06I'm ready to find love.
00:39:09Are you sure?
00:39:11Yes, I'm sure.
00:39:13Lily, what's...
00:39:14What's going on?
00:39:15You said that you were ready for the real thing.
00:39:18Jake, I promise.
00:39:18I am ready for the real thing.
00:39:23Sorry, that's...
00:39:24Not the more.
00:39:24You said that you were ready for real love.
00:39:28I'm sorry.
00:39:29I'm sorry.
00:39:29I'm sorry.
00:39:54Feliz?
00:39:56What are you doing here?
00:39:56I just wanted to talk with you about the app.
00:40:01Yeah.
00:40:12So, what's wrong with the app?
00:40:16Oh, no.
00:40:17Nothing.
00:40:18That's actually what I wanted to talk to you about.
00:40:20Um, I...
00:40:23I was really hurting after we broke up.
00:40:28So, after a day or so, I downloaded the app and I matched with someone.
00:40:36And, Jake, you were right.
00:40:41What do you mean?
00:40:41I mean, I met someone, Jake.
00:40:45The app works.
00:40:47And I'm proof.
00:40:48I mean, we are talking about getting married.
00:40:52Great.
00:40:53Well, I'm happy for you.
00:40:56Well, what about you?
00:40:59Have you matched with anyone?
00:41:01Uh, yeah.
00:41:04Yeah?
00:41:05Okay.
00:41:06Tell me about her.
00:41:07Is she pretty?
00:41:09Honestly, it's...
00:41:11Things aren't going that well.
00:41:15Well, you don't...
00:41:18You're not trying to say it's Love Swipe's fault.
00:41:20Because, I mean, I know the app works.
00:41:23You were right.
00:41:24All along, Jake.
00:41:28I just don't know anymore.
00:41:30Well, I really hope you two work things out.
00:41:39I just wanted to thank you in person.
00:41:43We really did make something special together.
00:41:55Okay, just because me and my match are having issues?
00:42:00I'm falling in love with her.
00:42:03And I'm happy for you, but I think you should go.
00:42:07I'm so sorry, Jake.
00:42:08I'm so sorry.
00:42:09You're...
00:42:10You're right.
00:42:10Again.
00:42:12You know, we're in love with other people, and...
00:42:15I need to respect that.
00:42:18I'm sorry.
00:42:19I'm sorry.
00:42:19I got you, Jake.
00:42:31Let's see how your little sweetheart feels about this.
00:42:34I'm never going to find love again.
00:42:43All men are liars.
00:42:45And the worst part is, the two of you made me a liar.
00:42:48I can't even trust my own heart.
00:42:52I'm sorry, Lily.
00:42:54Screw you, Tim.
00:42:55Five minutes ago?
00:43:08That asshole!
00:43:16Okay, all right.
00:43:18Lily.
00:43:19It's so good to see you.
00:43:21Okay, what's going on?
00:43:22Do you think I'm an idiot, Jake?
00:43:24No, of course not.
00:43:25Then where is she?
00:43:27Who?
00:43:28Don't gaslight me.
00:43:30I'm not crazy.
00:43:31I know you're hiding things from me.
00:43:33Okay, I promise.
00:43:33I'm not hiding anything from you.
00:43:35Liar.
00:43:36You're lying to me.
00:43:38I saw a video of the two of you kissing.
00:43:40What video?
00:43:47No, no, no.
00:43:48This can't be happening again.
00:43:50Lily.
00:43:50Give me your phone.
00:43:52Just what I thought.
00:43:56You know, a traditional trace of malware.
00:43:58So it's not hacked?
00:44:02You did get an email.
00:44:04And that the video was mysteriously deleted.
00:44:07Because I was kissing another woman in it.
00:44:13Wait.
00:44:14What are you saying?
00:44:15That woman was my ex-girlfriend.
00:44:19And she is a brilliant coder and hacker, but also extremely unstable.
00:44:27But why was she here?
00:44:31Why were you kissing her?
00:44:33She came over to tell me she was in love with someone else.
00:44:38But then she kissed me just for a moment.
00:44:44But in that moment, I realized how much that I love you.
00:44:53That you're the only person I want to be with.
00:44:56Do you forgive me?
00:45:06You lied to me again.
00:45:09Take right.
00:45:10You kissed another woman and then you hid it from me.
00:45:14Lily, please stop.
00:45:17I'm sorry.
00:45:17Yeah, you are.
00:45:20Will I see you again?
00:45:21I don't know.
00:45:23All I know is that I can't stand me in the same room as you right now.
00:45:29Lily, wait.
00:45:32Lily!
00:45:32Oh my god, did you see the look on that sad bitch's face?
00:45:43Now, it's time to put the final nail in this girl's coffin.
00:45:53You and Jake Wright have been unmatched.
00:45:58What?
00:46:00No, I...
00:46:01True love awaits with your new match, Mitchell Stevens.
00:46:09This can't be happening.
00:46:12Come on, Jake, please pick up.
00:46:15Jake.
00:46:16Lily?
00:46:18I just got a notification we were unmatched on the app.
00:46:21So, everyone, tragic as it is, I think it's for the best.
00:46:26Why are you saying that?
00:46:28Clearly, we have some issues.
00:46:29And if I'm being honest, I want to assess you a woman who's super intelligent and ready for real love.
00:46:35Jake, wait!
00:46:39I can't believe him!
00:46:44True love awaits with your new match, Mitchell Stevens.
00:46:47All right, Mitchell Stevens.
00:46:48Get ready to meet the hottest girl you've ever seen.
00:46:52You must be Lily.
00:47:04Might I say, your profile picture does not do that beautiful body justice.
00:47:09Hot damn!
00:47:10So, Mitchell was it? What do you do for a living?
00:47:16Isn't it obvious, babe? I get paid and I get laid.
00:47:19Come again?
00:47:20Oh, don't worry. You will.
00:47:22Excuse me?
00:47:24I'm a model, babe. Isn't it obvious?
00:47:26No, it's not. And you already said that.
00:47:29Sorry. I'm just super distracted by that tight pod you're rocking underneath that dress.
00:47:35Can't wait to get that thing off and on my floor where it belongs.
00:47:38You know what I mean?
00:47:39I think I made a mistake.
00:47:41Hey, wait.
00:47:43Tonight's the night.
00:47:45I'm going to tell Lily the truth about creating Love Swipe.
00:47:48And if she'll have me, I will treasure her for the rest of my life.
00:47:52I'm coming for you, Lily.
00:47:55Hey, wait.
00:47:56Let go of my arm.
00:47:58Hey, the app hooked us up, babe.
00:48:00We're soulmates. Meant to be.
00:48:02I don't love you. I love Jake.
00:48:05I love Jake.
00:48:08I love Jake, and I need to go right now.
00:48:12Hey, not so fast.
00:48:19Get off me, you creep!
00:48:25Jake.
00:48:28No, Jake, wait.
00:48:30Jake.
00:48:32Jake, wait.
00:48:36Please.
00:48:37It's not what it seems.
00:48:39Really.
00:48:40Really, because I just watched you kiss another man that wasn't me on our seventh day.
00:48:45Please, let me explain.
00:48:46No, there's nothing to explain.
00:48:48You got cheated up on your asshole boyfriend.
00:48:50Now you're cheating on me.
00:48:54We were unmatched.
00:48:56I called you, and you broke it off.
00:48:59You humiliated me.
00:49:01Stop lying to me, Lily.
00:49:02I want us to be honest with each other.
00:49:05But you're lying to my face.
00:49:08I'm not lying to you.
00:49:16Love's wife matched me with that stupid meathead.
00:49:18I only went out with him to get back at you.
00:49:21And when I saw him, when he kissed me,
00:49:26I realized the only person I wanted to kiss was you.
00:49:31No, please, you have to believe me.
00:49:38You're saying that all that happened today,
00:49:42that I called you,
00:49:44and we unmatched, and I broke up with you.
00:49:45Why would I lie about that?
00:49:48It's not safe.
00:49:49We gotta go, Lily.
00:49:51Jake, you're scaring me.
00:49:52What do you mean it's not safe?
00:49:54Trust me.
00:49:54We need to go right now.
00:49:55Okay.
00:49:57Let's go.
00:50:02This is my parents' cabin.
00:50:05They moved overseas,
00:50:06so it's all mine now.
00:50:08I come here when I want to get away from everything.
00:50:11I don't understand.
00:50:13Why is it safe here?
00:50:15No cell phone service.
00:50:17No internet.
00:50:19It's just us here.
00:50:22Okay, Jake, I need you to explain.
00:50:24Why are we safe in a cabin in the woods?
00:50:27Please don't make me regret this.
00:50:31Do you remember
00:50:32my ex-girlfriend I told you about?
00:50:36Elise?
00:50:38Yeah.
00:50:40There's something I need to tell you.
00:50:44The day
00:50:44I broke up with her.
00:50:49I'll kill!
00:50:51I will destroy you, Jake Wright!
00:50:53I didn't mean to hurt her.
00:50:58What she said.
00:51:00What I'm afraid she's
00:51:02capable of doing.
00:51:06It's the only place
00:51:07I feel like we're
00:51:08safe.
00:51:11I'm so sorry that happened to you.
00:51:15She sounds
00:51:16unwell.
00:51:18I'm so sorry.
00:51:20Wow.
00:51:23You look
00:51:23so beautiful,
00:51:25Lily.
00:51:27You look
00:51:28very handsome.
00:51:33You don't know how much
00:51:34I wish this was our
00:51:35seventh date.
00:51:38Do you mind getting wet?
00:51:41What's that supposed to mean?
00:51:42come with me,
00:51:45and I'll show you.
00:51:45it's been a crazy day.
00:51:52I'm thankful you're here.
00:51:53I'm thankful you're here.
00:51:55Me too.
00:51:55Jake, I feel safe when I'm with you.
00:52:00Jake, I feel safe when I'm with you.
00:52:04It's been a crazy day.
00:52:07And I'm thankful you're here.
00:52:09Me too.
00:52:12Jake, I feel safe when I'm with you.
00:52:17You know, on the
00:52:18seventh date,
00:52:21Love Swipe
00:52:22gives couples the option
00:52:24to...
00:52:25To what?
00:52:35To be with each other.
00:52:39Well, if Love Swipe
00:52:40says something.
00:52:44Put me on the altar
00:52:46cause you can't be tamed
00:52:49Silence underneath your flame
00:52:52Cut the cords around me
00:52:54As I speak your name
00:52:56It's never gonna be the same
00:53:00Even though I loved you
00:53:02it was all in vain
00:53:04This ends now!
00:53:19No!
00:53:21I am going to win Jake back
00:53:24even if it means
00:53:25I need to get rid of
00:53:26Lily Niblock
00:53:27once and for all!
00:53:39Last night was...
00:53:41I know.
00:53:41We should be getting our notification
00:53:55for our last date
00:53:56If anything happens
00:53:59just come to my place
00:54:00and we'll deal with it together
00:54:02Don't worry about me
00:54:05Nothing could keep me from you
00:54:07Not even your
00:54:08crazy ex-girlfriend
00:54:09Okay
00:54:22You want him?
00:54:39Come and get him!
00:54:41On guard, bitch!
00:54:47To love
00:54:48And to Love Swipe
00:54:49Meet Jake for a private rendezvous
00:54:55in the wine lounge of your favorite bar
00:54:57Well, the app is having us
00:55:00through our final date
00:55:01in the wine lounge
00:55:02It's where our first date was
00:55:04It's so sweet
00:55:04Be careful, Lily
00:55:06His ex sounds crazy
00:55:08Want me to walk you back?
00:55:10You guys need to calm down
00:55:11I...
00:55:12I'm about to have another
00:55:13amazing night
00:55:14with the man of my dreams
00:55:15All right
00:55:16of my dreams
00:55:17of ours
00:55:18I don't even need to
00:55:19make a known
00:55:19baby
00:55:20of course
00:55:21the one
00:55:21of mine
00:55:22Of course
00:55:24What other
00:55:38go!
00:55:39I can't get
00:55:40Nice to meet you two both without disguises.
00:55:55I'm Jake, by the way.
00:55:57Tim.
00:55:59Tanya.
00:56:01You hurt my best friend, I'll chop off your balls.
00:56:04I think she's had enough hurt for one month, don't you think?
00:56:08Touche.
00:56:08Have you seen Lily?
00:56:12Love Swite said I was supposed to meet her at her apartment, but she's not there.
00:56:15It just told her to meet you for a private dinner at the wine lounge.
00:56:19She said that's where you two had your first date.
00:56:29Lily!
00:56:29Lily!
00:56:45Police.
00:56:46It was you.
00:56:48It's always you.
00:56:49Where are you, bullies?
00:57:01My cabin.
00:57:04Lily.
00:57:05You made me hurt her.
00:57:07I don't want to hurt you.
00:57:17I just wanted Jake back.
00:57:20But then he fell for you.
00:57:22Good night, bud.
00:57:23He never loved you.
00:57:25Do you even know who I am?
00:57:27His crazy ex-girlfriend?
00:57:29I was his partner.
00:57:32His closest collaborator.
00:57:34On behalf of the man I love.
00:57:38You still don't get it, do you, you little slut?
00:57:41Jake and I are app developers.
00:57:44Jake is the creator of this-
00:57:45Let it go, police.
00:57:49I don't think so, Jake.
00:57:51Dustin!
00:57:53Jake, don't embarrass yourself.
00:57:54We all know you're a computer nerd who can't fight.
00:57:56You should know not to hit girls.
00:58:09Some guys only learn the hard way.
00:58:18Jake, you came for me.
00:58:20Of course I did.
00:58:22You might go.
00:58:22Not so fast!
00:58:30Step away from her, Jake.
00:58:31Please, don't do this, please.
00:58:33You don't get to tell me what I can do.
00:58:36Now step.
00:58:38Okay.
00:58:39Okay.
00:58:46Now here's what's gonna happen, Jake.
00:58:48I am gonna give you to the count of three
00:58:51to tell Lily here
00:58:53how you've been lying to her
00:58:54your entire relationship
00:58:56or
00:58:56I'm gonna put a hole
00:58:59in her head.
00:59:02Got it?
00:59:04One.
00:59:06Jake, what is she saying?
00:59:09Two.
00:59:09Jake.
00:59:12Three!
00:59:13Wait!
00:59:16Okay.
00:59:17Police.
00:59:19I'll tell her.
00:59:19Don't.
00:59:20Toy with me, Jake.
00:59:21Not.
00:59:22I promise.
00:59:25She's right.
00:59:28Police and I weren't just a couple.
00:59:30We collaborated.
00:59:31We made
00:59:32dating apps together.
00:59:35Oh, my God.
00:59:36Last month,
00:59:37we created
00:59:38our greatest achievement yet.
00:59:42Love Swipe.
00:59:44I created the app
00:59:46that we've been using
00:59:46this entire time.
00:59:47So you...
00:59:49you lied to me?
00:59:52Yes.
00:59:54You manipulated me?
00:59:56Yes.
00:59:58But that doesn't matter now
00:59:59because over the last week
01:00:01I've realized something
01:00:02even more important.
01:00:05I don't love you, Lily.
01:00:06I thought
01:00:12the app was going to change my life.
01:00:17Show me how to find real love.
01:00:18I trusted
01:00:20what we created beliefs.
01:00:22But I was wrong.
01:00:26I don't care
01:00:27that we didn't match.
01:00:30I matched with you
01:00:31before we even had the idea
01:00:33for Love Swipe.
01:00:34you're my best friend.
01:00:35You're my best friend.
01:00:38My confidant.
01:00:41My lover.
01:00:43You are a brilliant,
01:00:46beautiful,
01:00:47and powerful woman.
01:00:50I need to tell you something that
01:00:51I've been afraid to say
01:00:53up until now.
01:00:56Tell me.
01:00:57And I'm yours.
01:00:58I'm sorry.
01:01:01I did it again.
01:01:04Freeze!
01:01:04Here's where I can see them!
01:01:20I'll kill you, Jake Wright!
01:01:22You are a liar and a monster!
01:01:24How could you?
01:01:26How could you do this to me?
01:01:28I still love you!
01:01:30Jake can't.
01:01:32Lily.
01:01:35I'm sorry.
01:01:36I'm sorry I lied to you.
01:01:38I just needed to trust you
01:01:40in my heart.
01:01:43If you can forgive me,
01:01:46I'll spend the rest of my life
01:01:47making it up to you.
01:01:51I love you.
01:01:54I forgive you, Jake.
01:01:56I forgive you.
01:02:09Oh, there he is!
01:02:11Cheers, Jake!
01:02:14Thanks for coming, everybody.
01:02:15I hope to create this app
01:02:20because
01:02:20I believe everyone deserves
01:02:22to find true love.
01:02:26I use Love Swipe
01:02:27and for the first time in my life
01:02:30I found
01:02:31true
01:02:33undying love.
01:02:34so...
01:02:35I'll leave you book.
01:02:48Will you do me the great honor
01:02:50of being my wife?
01:02:52Yes.
01:03:02Yes, Jake, my Mr. Wright.
01:03:04I will marry you.
01:03:05I will marry you.
01:03:05And you make it make sense
01:03:20How I hope can you believe
01:03:22it's true
01:03:23Who once felt like a stranger
01:03:26who still lies
01:03:27Believe in your plans
01:03:30What About Becomes
01:03:31About Becoming
01:03:32Becoming
01:03:36You, I, O'O
01:03:36me, I
01:03:36You, I
01:03:37who I, Mi,
01:03:37I.
01:03:38here, Thousand One
01:03:38Can't
01:03:38have
01:03:39true love
01:03:40and
01:03:41I know
01:03:42only
01:03:42but
01:03:45a
01:03:46The
01:03:48...
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