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Did You Have To Be A Hockey Star Full
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00:00The star captain and the guy who's bringing us home
00:03the Stanley, Tyler Carlson!
00:06Whoo!
00:08Boys, this is Kate Martin.
00:10She's your new owner.
00:13You?
00:15You?
00:19Let's get fucked up.
00:21OK!
00:24Oh!
00:25Excuse me.
00:27Don't touch me.
00:28Ooh.
00:30How about giving some of us a chance?
00:35You're not the only one trying to get a drink here, sweetheart.
00:38Who the hell do you think you are?
00:40You don't know who I am.
01:00Who the hell do you think you are?
01:11Who the hell do you think you are?
01:13Who the hell do you think you are?
01:25That is one tall glass of delicious.
01:27You could swallow him whole and still be thirsty.
01:29I'm good with the drinks I've got.
01:31Who she?
01:32Who?
01:33Oh, shut up.
01:34I see your tail wagging.
01:35I don't know, man.
01:36Some nobody.
01:37She was kind of hot, though.
01:38Look, Kate the Great.
01:40If you don't think you have a chance with him, you could just say so.
01:46Please.
01:47I would have that man on a leash in five minutes.
01:48The season starts tomorrow, and we need your head in the game.
01:50I'm not going to fuck her.
01:52Okay.
01:53Let's put some money on it.
01:55$20,000 if you go home alone tonight.
01:58Easy.
01:59Eh?
02:00And you can't just have sex with her in the bathroom.
02:02Okay.
02:03Not so easy.
02:04You don't think he's a bit out of your league?
02:05No.
02:06No.
02:07No.
02:08No.
02:09No.
02:10No.
02:11No.
02:12No.
02:13No.
02:14No.
02:15No.
02:16No.
02:17No.
02:18No.
02:19No.
02:20No one is out of my league.
02:23But you're on.
02:24My boy.
02:25Dare you to prove it.
02:29Ugh.
02:31You're such a bitch.
02:34Watch and learn.
02:37Ain't coming.
02:39Sorry I was so rude before.
02:44I just get, um, impulsive when I drink.
02:49Buy me a shot.
02:50You know, I've never seen you here before.
02:51Used to be my dad's spot.
02:52But enough about me.
02:53I want to hear all about your girlfriend.
02:54I don't have a girlfriend.
02:55You're kidding.
02:56Mm-mm.
02:57Mm-mm.
02:58You're kidding.
02:59Mm-mm.
03:00Me neither.
03:01You have so much in common.
03:03Mm-mm.
03:04I'm not interested.
03:05Not at all.
03:06No.
03:07In fact, I, um...
03:08Well, I hate hot women.
03:09Yeah.
03:10Mm-mm.
03:11Yeah.
03:12Yeah.
03:13Mm-mm.
03:14Yeah.
03:15I'm not interested.
03:22Not at all?
03:25No.
03:28In fact, I, um, well, I hate hot women.
03:37Yeah.
03:39Yeah.
03:45Uh, fuck.
03:56No, I, um, I actually can't.
04:00Okay, what is the deal?
04:03Are you some gigantic, beautiful virgin?
04:06You know, you really should learn some respect.
04:09Look, I didn't exactly come here for your personality, and I definitely didn't come over here for a lecture.
04:13So kiss me, you idiot.
04:16I said no.
04:19Not used to hearing that, are you, daddy's girl?
04:27My dad's dead.
04:29Asshole.
04:43Kate the Great.
04:56I wasn't expecting to see you here.
04:58I would have cleaned up.
04:59Where else would I be, Kevin?
05:01We're co-owners now.
05:03My dad left me his share of the tea.
05:06Dream come true.
05:07Yeah.
05:08For both of us.
05:09Yeah, because there's nothing the Blades need more right now than some woman who knows nothing about hockey bossing them around.
05:15Distracting them.
05:17Dressed like some sort of, uh...
05:19Kevin?
05:21We're cousins.
05:23It's never gonna happen.
05:25Step cousins.
05:26There's no shared blood.
05:28Whatever.
05:28Let's get this shit sure on the road.
05:30Hey, fellas, bring it in.
05:30All right, there is Donovan, Chris, Kyle, Eli, Sammy, and last but not least, the star captain and the guy who's bringing us home to Stanley, Tyler Carlson.
05:49Woo!
05:51Boys, this is Kate Martin.
05:54Okay, she's your new co-owner.
05:56Now, Kate here doesn't know that much about hockey, okay?
05:59So we're gonna have to bring her up to speed a little bit, yeah?
06:01And what the hell is she doing with the Blades?
06:04She inherited her father's shares.
06:07She started three beauty brands before the age of 20 and has her MBA from Brown.
06:13And she's your boss.
06:15So maybe it's you who needs to show a little bit of respect.
06:20Yeah, well, we're trying to win a championship here.
06:21We don't have time to teach some woman how to play hockey.
06:26Perfect.
06:27So we'll just skip that part and go straight to the part where you shut the fuck up.
06:35This is my rink now.
06:37Yeah, we'll see about that.
06:41Why didn't you tell me you played for the Blades?
06:43Why didn't you tell me you were the new co-owner?
06:44Has anyone ever told you you always have something to say?
06:47It's a very annoying quality.
06:48You seemed to like it enough last night.
06:51If you know what's best for you, you won't mention whatever that was to anyone.
07:01You know, I can tell when I'm having an effect on someone.
07:05You tell me you don't want me?
07:08Not at all.
07:09The only reason we almost kissed last night was because I was dared to.
07:17Not true.
07:18I will do anything for a dare.
07:21Whatever you say.
07:22But, uh, the only reason that we didn't kiss last night was because my friend dared me not to.
07:29If I wanted to, we would've.
07:32Okay.
07:34Captain Fuckboy?
07:35I would do anything for a dare, too.
07:38I believe that you believe that.
07:41But I was the one in control last night.
07:44And guess what?
07:46I still am.
07:47Don't worry.
07:54I'm not trying to get kicked off the team for corrupting the Blade's new pretty little princess.
08:00Princess.
08:01Yeah.
08:02The hat, the nails, the shoes, the overall attitude.
08:06What?
08:07You need me to keep going?
08:08You wish you could corrupt me.
08:11But I'm not interested.
08:19Superstar.
08:20Hm.
08:36You're a bad liar, princess.
08:39Hm.
08:41How about this?
08:46From now on,
08:48I dare you
08:50to stay away from me.
08:54And I'll stay away from you.
08:57Deal?
08:58Hm.
09:01Deal.
09:04Now get dressed.
09:05I just don't know what Coach wants from you.
09:12It's like, what else do I need to do to show him I can be captain?
09:20Hey.
09:23If you want to talk to her so bad, just go do it.
09:26Nah, man.
09:27I don't want to talk to her.
09:28But maybe I should at least go tell her that this is supposed to be a player's bar.
09:40Right?
09:41I'll just go tell her that.
09:42So what, the stadium wasn't enough?
09:57You need to come hang out at our bar, too?
09:58Get over yourself.
10:00I'm meeting someone.
10:01You know, technically, it's supposed to be just players.
10:05No front office.
10:07Well, you didn't have a problem when my dad came here.
10:10Yeah, well, that was different.
10:14Your dad was the best.
10:15You talk to all your bosses this way, Mr. Carlson?
10:22Do you try and take home all your employees, Miss Martin?
10:25Only the really stupid ones.
10:28Huh.
10:30Whatever, princess.
10:34Whatever, superstar.
10:45Shit.
10:47Oh, well, well.
10:48Look who it is.
10:50I thought you two hated each other.
10:52We were just talking about...
10:54Uh, Kitty K, we've got to talk some business, so...
10:56It's a little crowded in here, so why don't we go talk somewhere private?
10:59Yeah?
11:01Yep.
11:03Hey, not too many, all right?
11:04All right.
11:05All right.
11:05Whatever you say, boss.
11:06Let's just cut to the chase here, all right?
11:18We both know the Blades are a...
11:20A sinking ship?
11:21A waste of time.
11:22A pitiful excuse for my dad to miss every milestone in my life.
11:26On the fast track to bankruptcy, okay?
11:29Season ticket sales are at an all-time low.
11:31Our sponsors are dropping like flies.
11:33So?
11:34We need a rebrand.
11:35And lucky for you, that's my specialty.
11:39No, no, no.
11:40Not a rebrand.
11:43We need to sell.
11:48Look, Kate, we both know your dad didn't do us any favors when he gave you his shares, right?
11:52So I'm thinking you and me, we just take this little piggy down to the butcher shop
11:55before there's no meat left for the two of us.
11:59Or we do something to raise the value.
12:01Believe it or not, some of us are actually capable of accomplishing things.
12:05No offense here, Kitty, but I'm not really looking for the lady perspective here.
12:10How are you still single?
12:12Oh.
12:13Kitty, don't tempt me.
12:16Look, okay?
12:17Just sign the papers.
12:20And after the deal's done, you can go and girl boss all over some people who actually want it.
12:24Well, I think the lady perspective is exactly what this team needs right now.
12:29There's a whole untapped market of female hockey fans that we should be catering to.
12:33Women don't like hockey.
12:35You have no idea what women like.
12:38Hockey players are hot.
12:40I can sell hot.
12:46I'll give it to you.
12:48You're cute when you're all riled up.
12:53Give me one month.
12:55If I fail,
12:57I'll sign the papers.
13:02Deal.
13:05Shall we seal it with a kiss?
13:07Still your cousin.
13:08Step-cousin, alright?
13:09It's like a close family friend.
13:12Alright.
13:14Kate's got an open net.
13:17Is she gonna make her shot?
13:18Okay.
13:39Bye.
13:53Bye.
13:56Bye.
14:03Bye.
14:03Bye.
14:05you know if you want to stare at me all day you don't need to pretend to work
14:22i get it amazing there's enough space on the ice between you and your enormous ego
14:28why are you on the ice practice doesn't start for an hour
14:36hockey's not just my job
14:40why are you here princess come to skate with me
14:45skate no i don't wait wait don't tell me the princess doesn't skate
14:56shut up how is that even possible your dad was five-time mvp rick martin i'm aware
15:04don't worry i'll take it real nice and slow for you
15:14shame i'm more of a fast and rough kind of girl
15:20then we might need a safe word just in case
15:28maybe next time
15:30hey
15:35i dare you
15:41whoa
15:44oh my god
15:46oh my god i can't believe i'm skating
15:50yeah it only took you 25 years
15:52you know this is actually kind of easy
15:57why are we paying you so much money
16:01you're just like your dad such a ball breaker
16:05he understood it though
16:08what being on the ice means for a guy like me
16:12and what's that
16:15i don't know
16:17to have somewhere that you belong
16:20place where i can show people what i'm made of
16:24everyone needs that
16:27but you definitely belong here
16:31thank you princess
16:37you good miss martin yeah just um making sure everything's up to regulation
17:05yep seems sturdy
17:08i'll catch you boys after practice
17:13wait so you actually want to work with this team now
17:23man one day at the boy aquarium and she's a puck bunny
17:26i am not
17:28i just want to prove that i'm capable of running more than just a beauty brand
17:33and if i get to boss around hot sexy hockey players in the process
17:39sign me the fuck up
17:40and proving your pervy cousin wrong isn't so bad either
17:43facts
17:44so
17:46what are we thinking
17:48okay
17:50sexy calendar
17:54we'll shoot it here
17:56i'm thinking shirtless and red heart glasses for february
17:59shirtless and american boxers for july and shirtless and a santa hat for christmas
18:05okay sex appeal i'd buy that
18:09but if you really want women to pay attention
18:12you need romance
18:14you gotta get one of your boys set up with someone famous
18:20okay
18:22which player
18:24obviously the six three sex god half of our fans are already wet dreaming about
18:31tyler carlson
18:36absolutely not
18:39i mean he would never go for it
18:42he's one of the most stubborn men i've ever met in my life
18:44why not
18:46he's famously a fuck boy
18:48and a certified snack
18:50just i don't know
18:51choose somebody else
18:54kate
18:57are you into him
18:59oh my god
19:00no
19:01of course not i can't stand him
19:04it's okay if you are
19:08look you haven't allowed yourself any real happiness since your dad died
19:13you deserve whatever you want
19:16the media would crucify me
19:20they already think i'm some dumb bimbo and then i go and sleep with the hottest guy on the
19:24hockey team
19:26i mean one of the hottest guys on the hockey team
19:29i don't know
19:33okay
19:35who do we set him up with
19:39in order to appeal to a brand new fan base i have scheduled a calendar shoot for all of you guys at my place
19:45it'll be fun
19:48and mandatory
19:51come on
19:52guys
19:53we are entering a brand new demographic these ladies want to get to know you
19:59this is your chance to show them your personality and your assets
20:05i know you guys don't go to the gym just to be slapping each other sticks around all day
20:10aren't you hockey players supposed to be big and strong
20:14i mean seriously are you guys afraid of a little photo shoot
20:17look if we want to get new results we have to be willing to try something new and marketing is all about disruption and i'm trying to make moves here
20:26speaking of moves i want to see you working on your poses
20:30come on
20:31a little creativity
20:34let's go
20:35hit the showers
20:45that's a lot of talk princess
20:47you gotta be able to walk too
20:50you think i'm finished
20:54oh look he's right over there you're gonna love him
21:05wait meet your new girlfriend
21:08pop sensation nicolette
21:10wait
21:14what
21:15you're even hotter in person
21:17i'm a big fan
21:19not of like the hockey part but
21:20i love your instagram
21:22will you excuse us for a second
21:27yeah
21:29okay what kind of fucked up power play is this
21:33this is for the blades
21:34an image overhaul its pr
21:37it's fake dummy
21:41you're not actually dating her you just need to make it seem like you're dating her
21:43oh
21:45so now you're pimping me out
21:47kinky
21:48just shut up and look pretty for those cameras
21:51yeah
21:53ty ty
21:55don't tell me you're trying to make me jealous already
21:58okay wow
22:01we really do look good together don't we
22:04you have a good eye
22:07nicolette you don't need to do that right now
22:10the cameras aren't around
22:13look at you
22:14so protective
22:16like a little guard dog
22:21maybe i want a touch
22:23have you seen him
22:24so handsome
22:27hmm
22:29well boss
22:30thank you so much for the hot date
22:32this is gonna be fun
22:34hmm
22:36don't worry little doggy
22:37i'll take good care of it
22:39little doggy
22:41ugh
22:42come on guys
22:55a little energy
22:56like you're having fun
22:57fun
22:58please
23:01is this what you want
23:06so much for changing the game
23:08this is what we in the biz call
23:10a whiff
23:11come on guys
23:16smolder for me
23:17the camera loves you
23:19are they okay
23:21it's like watching baby giraffes learn to walk
23:23yeah
23:24yeah
23:24i'm so fucked
23:41okay who's next
23:45i heard someone's on the naughty list
24:08very naughty
24:14very naughty
24:17okay
24:18show us what you got
24:20i got a love
24:22love
24:23yeah yeah
24:24i got a lot of love
24:26yeah yeah
24:28i got a love
24:29i got a love
24:31yeah yeah
24:33some people say
24:37some people say
24:39money gets you ever going in
24:43but it don't make me happy
24:45it's not the reason
24:47my heart's seeing
24:49cause what i've got
24:51you could've put a price on that
24:55oh i can't wait to see how all the pictures come out
25:08also score i got chris's number
25:12you do know you work for the team now right
25:15has anyone ever told you not to mix business with pleasure has anyone ever told you to work hard
25:20play harder bye bye i love you love you
25:25i thought you left already
25:43i was waiting for my thank you
25:45for doing your job
25:48for saving your little photo shoots
25:50you're welcome
25:51fine
25:52on behalf of all the horny housewives in this country
25:55thank you
25:59why do you gotta make things so hard all the time
26:01oh
26:02you think it's hard now
26:07you know what i think
26:10i think you're scared
26:12i'm not scared of anything
26:14don't make me dare you again
26:17tyler i am trying to take my job seriously
26:20i'm tired of waiting
26:30i'm not going to jeopardize everything that i'm doing just for a quick look
26:46who said anything about quick
26:52good night mr carlson
26:55you boys killed it last night and with a full house
27:09keep it up and we'll take on the winter classic then stanley's office
27:14see all the ladies in the stands guess all we needed to do was get our boy girlfriend
27:19about time we settle down
27:25okay okay okay settle down boys
27:27look my marketing might be drawing people in but it's going to take more than one win
27:32to keep them coming back
27:34kitty kate's right boys let's get ready to do it again tomorrow night yeah
27:38come on
27:53she does know you guys aren't actually dating right
27:58or is she as crazy as she looks
28:02jealous princess
28:03no not jealous just nauseated okay then my love come here i miss you you're so clingy i love it
28:20duty calls go get your girl
28:33that top really brings out your eyes kevin please just ate
28:39well i thought i should tell you i found a buyer for the team
28:45what
28:49you gave me a month
28:52i mean my rebrand is working did you see the crowds last night so much gives us some leverage
28:58i guess they didn't teach you buy low sell high in beauty school huh
29:02you want me to sign over my 51 percent you have to honor our deal
29:07kitty calm down okay i'll still let you come to practice don't touch me
29:12hey
29:18back off man
29:20that's how you talk to your owner that's how you touch your cousin
29:24hey why don't you go hit the showers carlson
29:27come back when you learn a little respect
29:31look dude you can't let this thing with miss high and mighty keep distracting you
29:48you know i'm rooting for you look there is no thing man i told you
29:52yeah you told me a whole lot of
29:53you think i can't tell by the way you look at her
29:58i know you man you're my brother
30:02and your game goes tits up when you can't decide about something
30:06so decide
30:07what are you gonna lose us to stanley
30:19jesus
30:21what the hell is going on in here
30:22what's going on in here
30:24nothing boss
30:30your hand is it
30:31it's fine
30:41let me see
30:52ah don't stop being such a baby
30:56maybe next time handle your outside the rink it's unprofessional and distracting so this is my fault
31:03maybe you're not as good of a player as you think you are oh please don't act like you know anything
31:07about hockey princess you can't even skate stop calling me princess
31:21you shouldn't i know
31:35do you like your little mantle
31:41Do you like it better, Mata?
32:04I believe I was told to hit the showers.
32:11Okay, but nothing's changed between us.
32:20That was a one-time thing.
32:22Well, I mean, technically it was two times.
32:27Stop.
32:30Stop what?
32:34Looking at me like you've seen me naked before.
32:37Okay, okay.
32:49Change of plans.
32:51You and I are both going through a lot, and it's only natural for us to want to release
32:56every now and then, and this could be that, but we have to keep it quiet.
33:03No one can know, and it's just sex, no feelings.
33:08Deal?
33:09You know, I know I'm irresistible and all, but that's gotta be record timing, going from
33:17never again to just sex.
33:21Shake on it before your ego makes me want to change my mind.
33:28Pleasure doing business with you, princess.
33:30Where does your team think you are?
33:41With my agent.
33:42You?
33:43PR dinner with Piper.
33:45Perfect.
33:46God, you're sitting away so bad.
33:55Not in public.
33:56No.
33:57Not in public.
33:58There's no one around.
33:59Tyler?
34:00We can't.
34:03Just be a good girl and kiss me.
34:10All right.
34:11Blades are back and hotter than ever.
34:13Ticket sales soar as their sexy calendar spread goes viral.
34:18What do we say?
34:20Thank you, boss.
34:21Mm-hmm.
34:23I hope you don't mind.
34:28My last name looks good on you.
34:30No!
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35:19seriously thank you for doing all this look i know a hockey bar isn't quite as glamorous as
35:33an oscars after party but still it's been my pleasure
35:37uh i think the paparazzi are gone we don't have to come on tie tie we can quit pretending
35:45isn't pretending the whole point no i mean come on baby pretending that there's not a real
35:53connection between us this isn't real nicoleth you know that right it could be
36:02hey what are you funny i don't see any cameras around
36:09do you mind if i steal him we have some blades business we need to talk about yes
36:14actually i do mind great thank you so much great work tonight
36:19kate where are we going time to go superstar
36:23unbelievable you are the one that said that i had to sell this relationship with nicolette to help
36:32the team well you seemed pretty committed to the bit practically drooling all over him when the
36:37cameras weren't even around you're jealous what no i'm not yes you are kate why can you never just
36:46say what you're feeling tyler you are famous for sleeping around you're a fuck boy sorry
36:55it's called setting expectations
37:00i know that's how people see me
37:07but the truth is kate
37:11i've never felt like this before
37:16i can't get you out of my head
37:20i can't even focus on games because i'm too busy thinking about seeing you after
37:26and if you had waited just two more seconds before dragging me out of there
37:31then you would have seen me turn nicolette down
37:34because i don't want her
37:37i want you
37:40hating each other is kind of our thing
37:55that's why the sex is so good
37:59what if it's not just about the sex
38:04i can't
38:10tell me that you don't want me
38:25and i will never touch you ever again
38:29tyler
38:35tyler
38:35you
38:41you
40:13You still hate me?
40:31I've never hated you more.
41:01Good morning.
41:13Good morning.
41:15Last night was amazing.
41:19Who knew the meathead hockey player had a soft side?
41:24Who knew the mean boss lady could be so sweet?
41:26Kate, you really are so...
41:44What's up, Piper?
41:51Code red, bitch!
41:52Nicolette has been calling me since 3 a.m.
41:54Screaming about how she didn't sign up for some love triangle bullshit.
41:58What?
41:58There's a photo of you two cozying up at a bar.
42:01Okay, we'll call you back.
42:07Oh, God.
42:13Trouble in paradise for Nicolette and Tyler?
42:15Things are heating up between the hockey star and his owner.
42:18Fuck.
42:23So all that no-mixing-business-with-pleasure stuff?
42:26Shut it.
42:28What are we going to do?
42:30Okay, this is a PR disaster.
42:32Everyone's gonna think that Tyler is a cheater.
42:34But I'm not.
42:35That shit was fake.
42:37We're gonna lose our new fan base.
42:39Okay, ticket sales are gonna plummet and Kevin will...
42:42I can't afford this right now.
42:47Okay, look.
42:48We will fix this.
42:50Tyler will go to Nicolette, say it was one big misunderstanding.
42:53They'll kiss and make up.
42:54Everyone's happy.
42:56Uh, not me.
42:58I'm not happy.
42:59Tyler.
43:01Please, you have to do this.
43:04Seriously?
43:04What about us?
43:08What about last night?
43:11It has to be our secret, okay?
43:15No one else can know.
43:21You better have invited me over to apologize.
43:24Look, I'm really sorry.
43:26This whole thing just got blown way out of proportion.
43:29I was just meeting with, um...
43:31with my boss.
43:37Contract dispute.
43:39That's it.
43:41I don't want my boyfriend with another woman.
43:45I'm not your real boyfriend.
43:46Well, I don't want my fake boyfriend with another woman.
43:48The world believes we're real, and you will not make a fool out of me.
43:51You don't have to worry about anything.
43:55There's nothing going on between Tyler and I.
43:59Right?
44:02Right.
44:03Good.
44:04I wouldn't think he'd be so desperate.
44:11Are those for me?
44:14Uh, yeah.
44:15You're forgiven, bad boy.
44:27Let's not have any more misunderstandings.
44:34Take me to lunch?
44:36Yeah, sure.
44:37Okay.
44:37Okay.
44:37Okay.
44:37Okay.
44:38Okay.
44:38Okay.
44:38Okay.
44:38Okay.
44:39Okay.
44:40Okay.
44:41Okay.
44:41Okay.
44:42Okay.
44:42Okay.
44:42Okay.
44:43Okay.
44:44Okay.
44:45You know we can't be seen together.
44:58Oh, I can't do this.
45:01Me neither.
45:10You've got to be kidding me.
45:11Kevin, this isn't...
45:15I see.
45:16So this is why you've suddenly become so invested in this piece of shit team.
45:22You know, Kate, I knew you were loose, but God, this is...
45:24Hey!
45:24And I expected as much out of you, Carlson.
45:28But wait until everyone finds out that the new CEO is actually just fucking the star player.
45:33We're not fucking.
45:34You know what I'm saying.
45:35You know what I'm saying.
45:36You know what I'm saying.
45:37You know what I'm saying.
45:38Bullshit.
45:39Just tell him.
45:40Like I would ever even go for him.
45:41He's an egotistical fuckboy with the IQ of a hockey stick.
45:45No thank you.
45:47You know what I'm saying.
45:48You know what I'm saying.
45:49Right.
45:50And, uh, she's a self-obsessed nepo-baby who's incapable of real emotion.
45:58So, I guess we're done here.
46:02Ouch.
46:03You know, it looks like your new fuck buddy isn't really your buddy after all, huh?
46:19You know, Kate, I think it's time to call the quits.
46:23He's right.
46:24You don't belong here.
46:26So just sign the sales agreement, right?
46:28And I'll keep this little indiscretion between you and I.
46:32Yeah?
46:33The press never has to find out.
46:37I want that contract on my desk in 24 hours.
46:47Jesus.
46:48Nicolette will not leave me alone.
46:50I mean, this girl is totally delusional.
46:58Who died?
47:00The team.
47:02What?
47:03What are you talking about, the team?
47:04We're being sold.
47:06Apparently all that rebranding shit was just to drive the price up.
47:11Don't give a shit about us.
47:13Wait, wait, wait.
47:14Kate agreed to this?
47:15She's the co-owner, dude.
47:17It was probably her idea.
47:19So what'd you do?
47:20You break her heart?
47:21You break her heart?
47:24No.
47:27No, she broke mine.
47:38Tyler.
47:39I've been worried sick about you.
47:41Why haven't you been answering me?
47:42We're done.
47:44What?
47:46Yeah.
47:47Because apparently, Kate's not my boss anymore.
47:50Which means she can't tell me what to do.
47:53Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna go tell that to her face.
47:56You can't break up with me.
47:59You're in love with me.
48:01Wait.
48:02Let's talk it out.
48:03Tyler.
48:21Tyler.
48:23What are you doing here?
48:24You're selling the team?
48:26What do you care?
48:28And it belonged there anyways, remember?
48:30Also, that's what this is about.
48:33Because I hurt your feelings.
48:35Kate, you called me a fuckboy.
48:36I was trying to keep people from finding out about us.
48:39I didn't mean it.
48:42It doesn't matter.
48:44Okay?
48:45It was either sell or go public on whatever this was.
48:49So you chose your reputation.
48:51That's what it came down to.
48:53You and your image.
48:54I chose the team.
48:56More bad press and it would have ended the blades
48:57and it would have killed your career.
48:58I did it for you.
49:01You moron.
49:04Because...
49:05Because why?
49:07I don't know.
49:09Because why, Kate?
49:10Nothing.
49:11I'll tell the truth for once in your life.
49:13Just shut up!
49:14I dare you!
49:15Because I love you!
49:28You want honesty?
49:29Well, here it is.
49:30You're an asshole.
49:31And you're rude.
49:32And you're arrogant.
49:33And you have a severe problem with authority which I think you should talk to a therapist about.
49:34And you keep pushing me and challenging me and giving me shit and I never...
49:36I never want it to end.
49:37I never want it to end.
49:39I never want it to end.
49:40and you're rude and you're arrogant
49:43and you have a severe problem with authority
49:46which I think you should talk to a therapist about
49:47and you keep pushing me and challenging me
49:51and giving me shit and I never
49:52I never want it to end
49:58when my dad left me the team
50:08I thought it was his final fuck you to me
50:12giving me exactly the thing he abandoned me for
50:17and now I see it's the greatest gift he could have ever given me
50:25because he gave me you
50:33are you gonna say something
50:39my boss told me to shut up and listen when she's speaking
50:46I love you too
50:57fuck
51:21what are we gonna tell Nicolette
51:25I already broke up with her
51:28you did what
51:29now I'm gonna have to figure out a way to save the team
51:34and to clean up after your mess
51:35we should have done this in the first place
51:49owner and a player fall in love
51:52it's like a real life fanfic
51:53the fairy tale practically writes itself
51:56with a little help from yours truly
51:58hey my baby's a genius
52:02I'm sorry
52:05when did this happen
52:06well Kate's not the only one
52:09who can't resist a hockey player
52:10well
52:16don't you two look cozy
52:19hope this doesn't change our agreement
52:21not at all
52:22in fact
52:24I have a little present for you
52:27a new sales contract
52:34you're still selling
52:37but to me
52:38I'm buying you out
52:41you really think you can do this
52:45there is no better woman for the job
52:47that's cute
52:51your funeral
52:54good riddance
52:57creep
52:58okay
53:01can I have my present now
53:10Merry Christmas
53:13Superstar
53:15Merry Christmas
53:16Princess
53:18Princess
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