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Heated Rivalry 2024 S01 E03 - TBA
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00:00Previously, Unheated Rivalry.
00:02And where's your boy, Rosanoff?
00:03My what?
00:04Scott Hunter is right next door.
00:06No, I mean, not your boy.
00:08Just like...
00:09It's always Hollander and Rosanoff, right?
00:11He's hot.
00:12We should act and listen like nothing.
00:14He's an asshole, right?
00:15I mean, yeah, basically.
00:17The record for this event,
00:18currently held by the New York Admiral's Scott Hunter.
00:21Glad to see Rosanoff in a home of my record
00:23for more than a minute.
00:24Nice shooting, Rook.
00:25I thought it was Scott Hunter's year.
00:27Babe, can you believe Russia?
00:29Be nice, Bonnie.
00:30Hey, what did Ross say about it?
00:31I don't know.
00:32Listen to me, that's for sure.
00:34We're not, like, friends or anything.
00:36No worries.
00:37I'm sure someone else grabbed him.
00:38Seriously, this year, baby, we're coming for you.
00:40Trust me.
00:41You look great in silver, Bonnie.
00:42Don't even stress.
00:43Good one.
00:44I want some ice cream bad, man.
00:59Do you not find it weird that we're in a beach town in Russia in February
01:02talking about getting ice cream?
01:04Winter Olympics, baby.
01:05So this should be, right?
01:06Hey, isn't that...
01:07Oh, yeah.
01:08All in there.
01:09What's up, motherfucker?
01:10Good voice.
01:11Hey.
01:12All right, so tonight we can do the men's short form figure skating here.
01:13My buddy Joe is in that program.
01:14We train together.
01:15Would you guys be cool to do that?
01:16I'd love to show up for them.
01:17Oh, yeah, man.
01:18Show up for any dude who's that brave.
01:19What do you mean?
01:20Well, I'm assuming your buddy might be gay.
01:21I mean...
01:22Fucking brave for a dude to show up to a place like this and be like, hey, here's me.
01:39Russia is not safe for folks like that.
01:43Fucking balls of steel, man.
01:45Welcome back to Man in the Crease, your one-stop hockey shop.
02:00Today's first period topic is the inevitable one for the Admirals.
02:04What has happened to Scott Hunter?
02:0570 points last season.
02:07Yes, and we're six games into this season.
02:10A season he, he called, need to win.
02:13Those are his words and he has zero, zero points.
02:17He's in a fog.
02:19His passes aren't connecting.
02:20He's barely skating.
02:22I can't imagine he's amazing in the room right now.
02:24And he's already been announced as Team USA captain at the Olympics in Russia.
02:28In Russia, we're all alone.
02:29No.
02:30Missed.
02:31το 최ев
02:31ран
02:58i am very sorry about that definitely not a big deal how may i help you uh what's uh what's good
03:16um just a bunch of very decent smoothies with deeply stupid names
03:22any allergies no no i'm easy okay um i mean the best one's the blueberry one but oh you mean blue
03:29moon over brooklyn yeah yeah that's it but what oh um nothing just when i make it for myself in the
03:37morning i add a banana oh so you're kind of wild i mean it wouldn't be the first time somebody's
03:44told me that uh yeah that actually sounds pretty good yeah blueberry with the banana i take that
03:51if it's okay to order off menu kip i mean technically it was my idea so i think we can get away with it
03:59this time
03:59oh you weren't kidding it's really good oh yeah the banana makes a big difference i think
04:28i don't know i guess it must
04:32here thanks
04:38um that's way too much for you it's a great smoothie thanks again kip
04:47a girl
04:53holy shit
04:55was that scott hunter was that what scott hunter the hockey player
05:03and this is what we're watching we barely get to see you because you're always working but at least when we do we get to watch uh what what is this let me check my name
05:22hockey shut up sean we have to turn it off no no no no please keep it on
05:26uh thank you kyle thank you kyle thank you kyle thank you kyle
05:30you're welcome twice he said tip like he used your actual name twice
05:36maria that is setting the bar so low and it didn't even sound stupid when he said it it almost sounded hot okay that's not fair not hot just normal okay don't listen it fuck both of you okay kip is short for christopher it's not that weird it's short bus for christopher and please don't tell me you use that name on your grad school application oh my god why are we talking about my dumb name he said it he said it
05:58another round thank you kyle thank you kyle and you thank you look look look he's on the tv right now
06:10oh my god okay
06:12oh wow right he knows your name yeah i mean he's definitely not gay but
06:25shut the fuck up he literally is gay jesus christ
06:28he scored a hat trick last night are you asking me what that means or are you just telling me something i already know
06:36i just didn't realize that we literally watched the game kip
06:40nice to see you again kip nice to see you again uh scott you're scott hunter right i am this is awesome
06:55i mean wow you had a night last night oh did you watch i did yeah i don't usually
07:00sorry that sounds rude i'm no i got it
07:03well i watched the playoffs last year with my dad it was amazing he's a huge fan
07:08but yeah i watched last night wow
07:12um yeah when something goes right with my game i try to repeat it
07:16and then i try to perfect it okay so i'd love another smoothie please
07:25anything you'd like different nothing at all
07:28okay you really can't keep doing this i really can
07:34uh see you next game day i hope
07:37dude
07:43girl
07:52was that yes it fucking was
07:53sorry i'm late
07:54no outside food or drink
07:56fuck off kyle
07:57and i know the whole smoothie thing is dumb or whatever but he just keeps saying my name
08:05and it's low-key making me crazy
08:06wait you're still coming with me to that fundraiser though right because i am not looking for a date
08:10yes i told you i could come and it's in like two months
08:13could you please listen to me kyle remote
08:16extra shrimp thank you
08:23new york with control
08:27okay now i'm fully listening
08:29what are you doing
08:30just putting the game on
08:31elena
08:32what it's a sports bar
08:33let's watch sport
08:34am i being crazy
08:37what does maria say
08:38she says he's funny me too
08:40well she is much smarter than you
08:41i'm probably this idiot
08:43he's not an idiot
08:45scott hundry stay
08:47jesus
08:48brain
08:49when's his next home game
08:51come on if you don't know when his next home game is how are you going to plan your next shift
08:56i don't plan my shifts i just gobble up as many as i can
09:00saturday they play at home again on saturday
09:03are you working
09:04fuck no
09:09fix that
09:10okay
09:19hey
09:20i didn't know if you uh
09:22well it's uh it's nice to see you
09:27uh blue moon over brooklyn
09:31please
09:31extra banana
09:32this one's on the house
09:40oh come on
09:41it's above my pay grade
09:43management heard you came in
09:44and no you may not tip me
09:46and yes i'm using proper grammar to prove to you
09:49that i'm being serious
09:50okay
09:52um
09:53uh may i
09:55drink this here
09:56uh i've got some emails to answer so i thought
09:59yeah
09:59you totally may
10:00uh
10:10uh
10:14uh
10:19uh
10:21uh
10:25uh
10:27you're not worried about breaking your routine
10:35uh no i'm not actually that obsessive
10:39turns out i'm too lazy to be a serial killer i took a quiz i don't even think it could be a spree
10:46killer what's a spree killer someone who kills multiple people at the same time but isn't a
10:54serial killer someone who kills multiple people minimum three but over a period of time not all
10:59at once how do you know that i i read a lot of murder books and uh yeah serial killers make me
11:10feel not obsessive which which is a relief well i've read some things about athletes okay before
11:20you say anything else yes i agree and yes there are at least two guys on my team that
11:24possibly off the record yes maybe but no not me no i swear barely had two concussions
11:31okay so what no left sock right sock stop shaving no sex all that stuff oh no yeah yeah all of that
11:40but that's that's not cte stuff that's just science science only really matters during the playoffs oh
11:45okay that's super comforting listen i know you're more of an art guy so it's not like i expect you
11:50to get the ins and outs of science and just to be clear i'm not complaining about the whole stop
11:55shaving thing i mean you all look like hot lumberjacks by the end of may
11:58um
12:11do you want to come to my game tonight
12:14i have two seats no one's taken so i mean uh if if you want yeah yeah yeah yeah i want um
12:24fuck man that's crazy thank you super happy to do it
12:29you sure
12:31i'm sure
12:34these are better than my company seats i get it these are really good seats well yeah they
12:43they're his
12:44you know we're first date but i think i'm into this
12:48what are you talking about well you're with a girl and he's out
12:52oh my god shut up elena
12:53oh wow that wasn't that wasn't to me that was he just nodded at you
13:00no there's no proof of that
13:03come on boys
13:04wait back for fuck's sake
13:11good job i love you i love you i love you i love you i love you good guy i love you
13:26hey hunter too bad you can't play at home every night right it's better for you huh go fuck yourself
13:34frozen off all right it's more fun if you're there
13:37hey thanks
13:41hope next time we play you decide to show up
13:49cheap
13:52true
13:53starting to sound like him
13:58i'm sorry what
14:01you fucking heard me honda
14:04what the fuck is that supposed to mean
14:07well there's something you really don't expect to see
14:09especially after the final whistle
14:11and especially from hollander and hunter
14:13a fittingly brutal end to yet another brutal road for the animals
14:17i'm gonna hit the sack yeah there you go handsome
14:24all right have a good day off
14:26it's not a day off i'm doing that uh that catering thing tomorrow
14:30yeah i just you know you get to sleep in for once
14:32so i'm just happy for you
14:34that's all i meant
14:35you know
14:36i uh i'm proud of your hustle
14:39kiddo
14:39you know
14:40you didn't get that scholarship anyway
14:43please no jinxing me
14:45no way no way good night
14:46night dad love you
14:48love your back
14:49motherfucker
14:55what's happening to you uh what's your problem
15:03i can't find my my black suit and i have to leave so so soon
15:07okay well it's with the dry cleaning in my closet
15:09so why are you freaking out
15:11thank you
15:11okay hey hey are you okay
15:14yeah i'm fine i just i need the money
15:16and i can't fuck this job up
15:17yes and i get it but you're not gonna fuck it up
15:20because you're amazing and it's gonna be great
15:22i love you
15:24yeah you too
15:25yes buddy
15:27i'm so sorry
15:31save it
15:32i'm so sorry about that i'm really sorry
15:43oh you're a mess
15:45it's okay it's not my only talks
15:46new york used to have professional waiters now it's all just models who can't carry a tray
15:52it's uh it's really okay
15:54i'm so sorry again
15:56oh bunny
15:57babe i don't know what that was
16:01i know i'm a complete fuck up and i'm sorry
16:04you're not a complete fuck up
16:05this is not rocket science or whatever it is you're into
16:08are sean please don't fire me
16:10no one is firing you
16:12just calm down
16:14and get your shit together
16:15okay
16:16okay
16:16i know you need the money baby
16:18okay
16:19deep breath
16:21inhale
16:22exhale
16:24you think you can handle quiche
16:27they're dry
16:28hey
16:45hey
16:46i am so sorry about earlier
16:48that woman is horrible and i'm the one who should apologize i was standing right in front of the kitchen door like an idiot
16:53no i'm the idiot you're just a normal hungry person at a fundraiser
16:56and that woman did seem horrible
16:58full disclosure i hate this food
17:00well full disclosure i hate serving it
17:02i'm i'm sorry i have to
17:06do you like mexican food
17:07yeah
17:09of course i'm not a serial killer
17:11or even a spree killer
17:13you sure
17:14yeah
17:15who has the time
17:16but do you have the time to grab a bite with me
17:18like when this this thing is over
17:20tonight
17:22yeah
17:23with you
17:25uh wow
17:26oh yeah
17:27yeah okay
17:28yeah
17:29yeah
17:29cause there's uh
17:31there's this great place right around the corner
17:32and it's open late
17:33and
17:34okay
17:34um
17:35you don't mind wait until i'm done
17:36not even a little
17:38hi
18:00that's a long line is it worth it um probably not right we also don't actually have to do this
18:20how would you feel about ordering in
18:22holy shit
18:38oh my god
18:52i mean i i figured you'd have a nice place but this is insane
19:10do you want the full tour now or uh or i pick or
19:18oh
19:22oh
19:32oh
19:34oh
19:36oh
19:38oh
19:40oh
19:42oh
19:44oh
19:46oh
19:48oh
19:50oh
19:52wow you are so beautiful
20:02i can't believe you're even into me
20:04i'm so into you
20:06so into you
20:08i guess i'm thinking about you
20:10oh
20:16oh
20:18oh
20:20oh
20:22oh
20:24oh
20:26oh
20:28oh
20:30oh
20:32oh
20:34oh
20:36oh
20:38oh
20:40oh
20:42oh
20:44oh
20:46oh
20:48oh
20:50oh
20:52oh
20:54oh
20:58oh
21:00oh
21:04oh
21:06oh
21:08oh
21:10oh
21:11oh
21:12oh
21:13i'm gonna wake you
21:14and i just thought since you have your game tomorrow and
21:46Did I wake you?
21:53Oh.
21:54Okay, I meant to surprise you and I was going to go out and get stuff, but I looked in your
21:58fridge and you basically had all the ingredients.
22:00I know I shouldn't be snooping around, but I didn't have to do that much snooping.
22:04You were very organized.
22:05And I thought since I'm not working today, but you still have your game that you'd probably
22:09still want you.
22:16Um, can I fuck you?
22:24Absolutely.
22:25So, I should probably go?
22:43So, um, what if you didn't go?
22:54Yeah.
22:55Like ever?
22:57Fuck.
22:58All that serial killer talk was you warning me, wasn't it?
23:00Um, I'm, um, I'm going to say a bunch of things, okay?
23:14And I know I'm too intense, everyone tells me that, but I just, I can't help it.
23:20Is it okay?
23:20Can I be too intense?
23:21Can I be too intense?
23:23Yeah.
23:24Yeah.
23:27Yeah, I, um, I never do this.
23:33Never brought anyone back here.
23:35Like ever.
23:38Um, yeah.
23:39My life is, uh, is complicated.
23:42Yeah, I, I get that.
23:44And I can't, um, come out, like, not, not right now.
24:00Too many people depend on me for too much, and it would just, it would fuck everything up.
24:05And so I just thought I would, um, I don't know, wait, I guess.
24:11Uh, yeah, wait till hockey was over, and maybe I could fade away better.
24:23But, uh, yeah.
24:27You, it's just, uh, I want you so bad.
24:36So bad.
24:37And I know that you barely know me, so why would you even consider something that's, that's probably fucked up.
24:43Like, I, I know I'm fucked up.
24:45I get it.
24:45I'm, I'm not pretending.
24:46I'm not.
24:48But I really, really like you.
24:52And I want you to stay.
24:56So I'm, I'm asking for what I want.
24:57I want you to be here when I get back from practice later.
25:05And I, uh, I want you to be here when I come home from my game tonight.
25:11I, um, I want you more than I've wanted anything in a long time.
25:16Is, uh, is that too much?
25:25You can say it if it is, uh, do say something, though.
25:31I think I'd love to be here when you get back.
25:57And I don't think you're too lazy to be a serial killer.
26:06Really?
26:07Yeah, really.
26:09Yeah, you're definitely not lazy.
26:17Hey.
26:19How much practice?
26:19I don't know, like, uh, a few days ago?
26:30Yes, I sent in the applications.
26:32Very aggressive.
26:32Yes, and even to BU.
26:34And yes, I know we hate Boston.
26:37With Elena, Dad.
26:38I'm staying with Elena.
26:40So I don't have to schlep to work.
26:41I get to sleep in an extra hour.
26:43Fuck yes.
26:46Nothing, Dad.
26:47No, I'm just watching the game.
26:47Yes, with Elena.
26:50Oh, my God.
27:00Where has she even been?
27:02Oh, please.
27:03I saw you three days ago.
27:04Single since forever.
27:06Overworked like she has two wicked steps.
27:08This is then she gets a man and banishes.
27:11What a cliche.
27:12I don't have a man.
27:13Hey, kid.
27:14Keep the boyfriend on TV at all times, please, Kyle.
27:16Oh, my God, guys.
27:17He's a customer.
27:18He's not my boyfriend.
27:19Bro!
27:19I don't have a fucking boyfriend.
27:21Oh.
27:22Oh.
27:24Oh.
27:24Oh.
27:31Oh.
27:34Hiya.
27:41Morning, Scott.
27:42Morning, Kip.
27:43The usual, please.
27:44Extra banana.
27:52I'm not sure what I'm going to do without these on my road trail.
27:54I'm pretty sure they have smoothies in other cities.
27:57I'm not like these.
27:57They don't.
28:01Do you really think this is a secret?
28:04What's a secret?
28:06Nothing's happening.
28:07He's just flirting with me or whatever.
28:09He's straight, I think.
28:11Girl.
28:11There's pasta salad in the fridge.
28:22Chicken, no feta.
28:24Oh, yeah?
28:25Where?
28:25For me.
28:26I made it.
28:30You dead?
28:31I'm not just a pretty face.
28:36Oh, but you're a very pretty face.
28:37What's that?
28:44It's an artist I love.
28:46He has a new shot.
28:47Oh, cool.
28:47Mm-hmm.
28:48I should buy some art.
28:51What?
28:52Hey, I'm not just a pretty face either.
28:53No, no, no, no.
28:54You're also a very, very hot body.
28:58Oh, my God.
29:01We don't have to do this.
29:14That's cool.
29:17Okay.
29:17This would look great in the living room.
29:27Not on the fireplace wall, but on the way to the bedroom.
29:30I think it would...
29:31Shh.
29:34Sorry.
29:35Sorry, I just...
29:36It's okay.
29:39Maybe we should...
29:40Amazing, isn't it?
29:41Yeah, it's beautiful.
29:45So are you two just browsing or shopping to buy?
29:50Oh, I think we're...
29:51Yeah, I think we're just browsing right now.
29:52Yeah.
29:53Excuse me.
29:58Sorry, he's not feeling well.
29:59No problem.
30:00No problem.
30:00I'm, uh...
30:13I'm really sorry.
30:15I thought I could do that.
30:16I really thought I could.
30:18I wanted to.
30:19I just...
30:19It's okay.
30:21No, it's not.
30:24I know, it's not.
30:25Come here.
30:25Come here.
30:26Come here.
30:30These road trips are just killing me.
30:56I mean, it's brutal.
30:57I think I'm cursed.
30:58Cursed?
30:59Like, scary old lady.
31:01I know.
31:02I know it's dumb,
31:03but I'm not the only one who's superstitious.
31:07Would you be jealous
31:08if I got my smoothies from some other guy?
31:11Maybe.
31:11Probably.
31:13Well, what if I filled you in
31:14on all the juicy details?
31:16Like, like how he blended them?
31:17Ooh, what if it actually was a scary old lady?
31:20Or what if you always kind of had one with you?
31:23What do you mean?
31:25Oh.
31:26Here.
31:29Okay.
31:32Okay, I know it's dumb.
31:34I know it's dumb.
31:35But I saw them at a bodega,
31:36and I thought they looked like your smoothie.
31:44I love them.
31:45Yeah?
31:46I love them so much.
31:54Can I fuck you?
31:55Absolutely.
31:57Absolutely.
32:14Fuck yes!
32:15That's two tonight. If you say it out loud, it's the curse broken.
32:20Hunter hasn't scored twice in an away game since last season.
32:29What?
32:31Say it out loud.
32:33Say what?
32:36Okay, it's not...
32:38It's... what?
32:42Okay, here's what I know.
32:44Hell, I know.
32:45Shut up.
32:45You're in love with him.
32:46I'm not in love with him.
32:48You are.
32:51Have you at least told your dad?
32:56For how long now?
32:58A little over two months.
33:00Oh, baby.
33:01Elena, you can't tell.
33:04If anyone finds out that it's...
33:05That it's Scott?
33:07Obviously, I'm not going to tell anyone, but Kip...
33:10He can't come out right now, okay? He really wants to...
33:14It's amazing. He's amazing.
33:17And I've never been happier.
33:20Honestly.
33:24What's the plan, babe?
33:27I don't... I don't know.
33:29What does your dad think?
33:32That I'm fucking some married guy, probably.
33:36I kind of wish you were.
33:38Oh, just don't say that. Please, just...
33:41Please be happy for me.
33:45I can't wait to see you in a tux tomorrow night.
33:47I am going to be super well behaved for you.
33:50I only care that you're handsome.
33:51You bitch.
33:56Scott's going to be there tomorrow night, too.
33:57Oh, I know.
33:58And he better be ready for me.
34:00I don't know.
34:30Hey, Dad.
34:34Oh, my God. You're not dead.
34:36No, I'm alive.
34:37Well, that is a relief. I didn't want to have to call them more.
34:40You know, I miss you.
34:41I miss you too, Dad.
34:43All right.
34:44Are you going to be making an appearance here at some point in the near future?
34:48Yes, I will.
34:50I'm going to come for dinner this week, I promise.
34:52Perfect.
34:53How's work?
34:55Well, work is fine. You know, Barry's being a pain in my ass, but...
34:58Well, Barry's an asshole.
35:00No, he hurt his foot, so at least it's something new this time.
35:03Yeah, well, Barry's always been an asshole.
35:05Who taught you to talk like that?
35:07You did. You taught me to talk like that.
35:09That sounds about right.
35:12And, um, nothing in the mail, right?
35:15Kip, if there was something in the mail, I would not have forgotten about it.
35:18I know, I know. I just figured I'd check.
35:21Okay.
35:23Don't worry about that.
35:24Okay.
35:25Don't think about that, okay?
35:27It's going to come when it comes.
35:28Look, I'm not going to keep you.
35:29I love you.
35:30All right. You too, Dad.
35:32You too, Dad. What?
35:33I love you too, Dad.
35:36There. I said it. Oh, my God.
35:38Sorry, it's such a struggle.
35:39Oh, God.
35:39Okay, bye.
35:40Bye-bye.
35:40Bye-bye.
35:40Bye-bye.
36:10Stop it.
36:40Stop what?
36:44He's here.
36:45You need to chill out.
36:48My God.
36:50Can I have some of yours?
36:52Yeah.
36:53Thanks.
36:57Well, I like our playoff chances this year.
36:59I think we might even get some home ice advantage.
37:01Well, if this guy keeps playing the way he has been, maybe.
37:05What changed?
37:06You mean a nice girl or something?
37:08I think we just found an agreement with the team.
37:12Excuse me, gentlemen.
37:13I think I spotted an old friend.
37:15No, I'm just ribbing you, Scott.
37:17You know your parents would be so proud of you, right?
37:20Your mom especially.
37:22She would have just been thrilled.
37:23Thanks, Tom.
37:26Thanks.
37:26Excuse me.
37:30Hey.
37:31Okay?
37:32Yeah.
37:33Yeah.
37:33I should be used to it.
37:34I'm Kip, right?
37:44Christopher.
37:45Money's all dressed up.
37:46I'm Elena.
37:47Nice to meet you, Elena.
37:49I'm Scott.
37:49Pleasure.
37:50Scott.
37:51You look beautiful.
37:52You both do.
37:54Oh.
37:55Sorry.
37:56Yeah, we both clean up pretty well.
38:03Okay.
38:03If I go get more drinks, do you promise to start talking, Christopher?
38:06Yes.
38:07Of course.
38:07Great.
38:08Another beer, Scott?
38:09That'd be lovely.
38:15Are you enjoying the evening?
38:18I am.
38:19Are you?
38:21Looking forward to the after party, honestly.
38:27Talked this perfectly.
38:29Thanks.
38:30And thanks.
38:32I mean, you didn't have to.
38:33I wanted to.
38:38Okay.
38:42Elena knows.
38:43And I'm sorry.
38:45Yeah.
38:46Kind of got that.
38:48It's okay.
38:49She's discreet, right?
38:52Yeah, totally.
38:52Totally.
38:53I just...
38:54She kind of figured it out, and I guess I had to tell someone.
38:58It's okay.
38:59Really?
39:00Very.
39:04This is so weird.
39:07Yeah.
39:08You should leave early, as soon as I do my speech.
39:10Not before you dance with me.
39:12Pardon?
39:13I want to dance.
39:15Elena's a killer.
39:17How could I possibly say no?
39:24So, what are your intentions with my kid?
39:28I'm serious.
39:29He's crazy about you.
39:31I'm crazy about him, too.
39:32I really am.
39:34He's also miserable.
39:36Are you miserable, too?
39:40No.
39:43Wait.
39:44What do you mean?
39:46Nobody wants to be kept a secret.
39:48He's not.
39:48He is.
39:51Eyes on me, handsome.
39:52I'm doing my best.
39:57I...
39:57I love him.
39:58I just can't do better right now.
40:02I...
40:02I've been honest.
40:03I know.
40:04And he's so in love with you that he'll put up with it.
40:09But it's killing him.
40:11I'm not saying any of this to be mean.
40:18I'm really not.
40:19And you seem great.
40:21But he's great, too.
40:27He deserves the best.
40:31He deserves sunshine.
40:41And so do you.
40:52It's my birthday on Sunday.
40:55I know.
40:56I already got the key to her lined up.
40:58Surf and turf.
41:00Because we're not choosing.
41:03You know, uh, the Kingfisher?
41:05It's the bar I told you about where I watch all your games?
41:08Mm-hmm.
41:08A couple of my friends are throwing me just, like, a little party there.
41:13It's not even really a party.
41:15It's just hanging out or whatever.
41:17Right.
41:18It's a...
41:19It's a gay bar.
41:20But it's not a club.
41:22It's just a bar.
41:23It's honestly more of a hockey bar now, thanks to me.
41:26It's terrible.
41:27And I was thinking that you could just come as my friend.
41:31As somebody who buys smoothies from me.
41:33I mean, Maria knows.
41:34My friend Sean knows.
41:35They know that you buy smoothies from me.
41:43I can't.
41:46I can't do that.
41:50I wish I could.
41:51I want to.
41:52I want to tell everyone.
41:57I want people to know you're mine.
42:00That I love you.
42:02I love you, too.
42:04Soon, maybe.
42:09And in a few years.
42:10I know.
42:15I know how it sounds.
42:17But it'll go by quickly.
42:18I promise.
42:20And then we can be normal.
42:21Like...
42:22Like other people.
42:27I heard what you said in your speech tonight.
42:29And I know that they're your family.
42:34And that you feel responsible for them.
42:36And I get that, Scott.
42:37I really, really get that.
42:42But...
42:42I have a family, too.
42:45And I keep lying to them.
42:48And I don't want to.
42:49And I miss them.
42:52I miss my dad.
42:56Sorry.
42:57That's not what I meant.
42:58It's okay.
42:59I know what you meant.
43:04I'm gonna go home tonight.
43:08I need to.
43:39Thank you for coming.
43:41For those of you who've attended before,
43:43feel free to ignore my sob story
43:44and go straight to the bar.
43:47But for those of you who don't know it,
43:49here's the short version.
43:52My parents were both junior hockey coaches.
43:57And they were hit by a drunk driver
43:59when I was 12 years old.
44:02Mercifully for them,
44:03they died instantly.
44:05Mercifully for me,
44:06the St. Thomas Scholarships existed.
44:11I didn't have anybody else to help me.
44:16I had a lot of memories,
44:17a love of hockey,
44:18and a huge hole in my heart.
44:22St. Thomas filled it with hope.
44:25The hope of a new family.
44:28Things weren't always easy.
44:30You know, they never are for anybody.
44:32But in hockey,
44:35I found what I was missing.
44:37First at my high school,
44:39then later at college,
44:40and now here with the Admirals.
44:42And I never looked back
44:44because I never had to.
44:46The family I craved,
44:51the family that I needed,
44:52that I still need today,
44:56hockey gave it to me.
44:58And St. Thomas gave me hockey.
45:02So from the bottom of my heart,
45:04I want to thank you all
45:05for being here tonight
45:06and for supporting this cause
45:08because it's not just a scholarship.
45:10It's everything that comes with it.
45:13It's a whole world.
45:14A whole life.
45:16It's, uh...
45:18It's everything.
45:20Get up.
45:40Hey, Dad.
45:42Hey, buddy.
45:42The prodigal son returned home.
45:44Look, I got, uh,
45:46send the mail here
45:47for a certain someone,
45:48and it's pretty heavy.
45:50I don't want to.
45:53Hey.
45:58Hey.
46:00My boy.
46:02Come here.
46:03What's up?
46:04Whoa.
46:05Hey.
46:06I'm sorry.
46:08What?
46:08You got nothing to be sorry for, silly.
46:11Whoa.
46:14Whoa.
46:15Hey.
46:23Whoa.
46:23Wow.
46:24Here's a pretty 26
46:25and a bullfucker ride
46:27to grass Cinderee.
46:28Oh.
46:28Whoa.
46:29Yeah.
46:34Whoa.
46:34Whoa.
46:34Whoa.
46:34Whoa.
46:36Whoa.
46:37Whoa.
46:38Whoa.
46:39Whoa.
46:40Whoa.
46:40Whoa.
46:41Whoa.
46:42Whoa.
46:43Whoa, Whoa.
46:44Whoa.
46:44Hey, good dress, man.
47:02School middle fucking game.
47:04Yeah, totally.
47:14School middle fucking game.
47:44Yeah, I think her lips are close to mine.
47:53Her eyes are loosely gone.
47:56Painted nails have fallen off.
47:59I think her lips are close to mine.
48:02I think her lips are close to mine.
48:06I think her lips are close to mine.
48:08I think her lips are close to mine.
48:10I think her lips are close to mine.
48:12I think her lips are close to mine.
48:13I think her lips are close to mine.
48:14I think her lips are close to mine.
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