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Aired (December 8, 2025): Kung sino pa ‘yung absent, siya pa ‘yung nanalo!

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00:00Wow!
00:01The turtle man!
00:03Wow!
00:04The red carpet!
00:06Yes!
00:08What's up, Madlang people!
00:11Happy anniversary, my Showtime family!
00:15We're going to have the showtime.
00:19But, today, we're not going to be singers of the Igogong.
00:26But, we're going to be a winner because we're going to be a winner of the showtime family.
00:41This is the Don't O'Cry For Me Argentina Award.
00:48And here are the nominees.
00:49Rhyme Band
00:57Rhyme Band
00:57Kuya Bong, never ako galit sa mga kasama ko sa host ng Showtime.
01:03Never.
01:05Yung kay Ati Kari lang.
01:07Hoy!
01:09Hindi ko pa kayo pati na tayo.
01:11How are you?
01:12Ano'n kami konsert ni Kuya Juk?
01:14Ah, sabay kayo, ma'am?
01:14Tumaka ako kay Ati Kari.
01:15Ati Kari, ano nga style kita?
01:17Sabi niya, eight.
01:17Tumating ako, eight.
01:19Tumating siya, nine.
01:20Rock concert na nagsustart ng eight.
01:23Kasi nanonood.
01:24Malay ko ba?
01:25Yung asawa mo kasi kaya alam mo, sana sinabi mo nine para hindi ako hintay.
01:31As a whole po, mag-grow kami.
01:34Dapat dyan pala makaral si Kuya Ogie para mag-grow din.
01:38Grabe yung may sanang hiritirayan.
01:40Grabe.
01:41Usapang grow, grabe.
01:43Grabe.
01:44Vong Navarro.
01:49Tala ka nung anti, sabi nung bakla sa kabila.
01:51Ikaw dyan.
01:52What?
01:52Ikaw lumot ka.
01:54Nakaw lumot?
01:55May anti ka ba?
01:58Ogie Alcacid.
02:00Si Kuya Ogie, lagi nagpapatulong si Esi.
02:03Bakas siya nagpapatulong?
02:04Kasi mabigat.
02:05Mabigat yung ano mo, di ba?
02:07Alam mo sa business class,
02:08tinutulungan kami,
02:10kaya hindi ko kailangan ng tulong mo.
02:11VICE GANALA.
02:17Kung pupunta tayo ng Manila,
02:18so anong gusto mong makitang hayo?
02:20Ano po, yung Gorilla.
02:22Gorilla?
02:23O, meron ba doon?
02:24Hal?
02:26Hindi ko wala.
02:27At saka nakakawala?
02:28Yung mga Gorilla,
02:28kasi minsan hindi mo na rin makilala.
02:30Bakit?
02:31Ang poporma na.
02:36My God,
02:37dikita-dikita yung ilong ko,
02:38hindi ko pa rin nalamdaman yung ilong.
02:39Alamdaman yung ilong ba to,
02:46sapatos?
02:46Ilong ko yan!
02:47Kala ko sapatos kasi flat shoes eh.
02:49Nakikita ka ng babae,
02:50nakita ilong mo sasabihin,
02:51ay, ano to, religyoso.
02:53Bakit?
02:53Yung ilong lagi nakaluhot.
02:58I'm very proud.
03:00As of all.
03:00Ikaw,
03:01death out.
03:02Pangort,
03:02pangort,
03:03pangort,
03:03pangort ka din minsan.
03:05Aray!
03:06Pagkasama pa na tayo.
03:06Ikaw,
03:07pangort,
03:07ikaw,
03:08pangort,
03:08pangort,
03:09pangort.
03:10At least,
03:10nakasama tayo.
03:11Kaya,
03:12yung masasabi ko lang sa'yo ay,
03:14tono na noi.
03:16Tono.
03:17My precious is siya.
03:18Uncourteous,
03:19aksidente.
03:20Nakaprase.
03:21Naleek!
03:21Death out na ka yan!
03:23My God,
03:23kala ko na aksidente!
03:24Nagtataka pa ako
03:25kung sino yung pinag-uusapan.
03:27Ako na pala!
03:28Humingi ka na lang ng tawad.
03:30I am sorry.
03:35Ann Curtis.
03:37You're so cute!
03:38Talaga, no?
03:39Diba?
03:40She's so cute!
03:41Parang maliit na Shih Tzu.
03:43Ay,
03:43kakabi!
03:44Kinawa ka aso!
03:45Kinawa ka aso!
03:47Kinawa ka aso!
03:48Ayan naman!
03:49Kaya,
03:50Sisterette,
03:51eto na.
03:52Pumangit ka na!
03:53Di pumangit!
03:54Di!
03:55Pumangit ka na!
03:56Ay,
03:56mali pala yung pagkabasa mo!
04:00Pumagit na ka na!
04:02Walang diyosa,
04:03diyosa sa'yo!
04:04Ito,
04:04ito,
04:04ito,
04:04ito!
04:05Sisen,
04:06pupo!
04:08Pumangit,
04:09pumangit,
04:09pumangit ka na!
04:11Masamahala ko ng mga magulang natin,
04:13kahit nakambal tayo.
04:15Hindi tayo pwede maging kambal.
04:17Alam mo ko bakit?
04:18Bakit?
04:19Dal diyosa ako.
04:20Wow!
04:22At ikaw,
04:23maligno ka.
04:28Huwag mong inu-okre-okre itong bibig ko.
04:32Dal itong bibig na to,
04:34dito ako minahal ng lalaking pinakaminamahal mo.
04:39Ang lalaking kahit kailan,
04:43hindi magiging sayo.
04:45Hinding-hindi ka niya magugustuhan.
04:48Dahil nga,
04:49ang tsaka ko!
04:50True to life,
04:51biruan!
04:52Sin na ang uso ngayon,
04:58girl!
04:58Ano?
05:02Grabe si Ang,
05:04bello siya man o ba.
05:05Grabe!
05:06True to life!
05:07Tapos wala siya ngayon.
05:09Wala siya!
05:09Wala siya!
05:10And the Don't O' Cry For Me Argentina Award
05:17goes to...
05:18Ann Curtis.
05:22Di ba?
05:23Oo.
05:24Ano masasabi mo doon?
05:26Ano masasabi mo?
05:26Atis ako,
05:27madami akong entries,
05:28pero iba-iba yung target ko.
05:29Si Ann,
05:30ako lang talaga yung target niya lang.
05:36Once again,
05:37congratulations,
05:38Ate Ann Curtis!
05:40And of course...
05:41Si Eric na ang tatanggap ng award.
05:43Ano gusto mo sabihin?
05:44Okay,
05:44on behalf of Miss Ann Curtis,
05:46I accept this award.
05:48Wow.
05:49I think parang nasikaw
05:50ang um-accept ng award.
05:52Kasi parang nasikaw yung...
05:54Pwede kang gumante!
05:55Guys,
05:55can that to accept?
05:56If you're the time,
05:57Curtis.
05:58Anong speech mo,
05:59mami?
06:00Nagpapasalamat ako
06:01sa hinampalan
06:02sa pagbibigay ng
06:03parangala ito
06:04kay Ann Curtis.
06:05Ito po talaga
06:06ang physical
06:07na makapagpapatunay
06:08na si Ann Curtis
06:09ang pinakamasama
06:11ang ugali sa group.
06:12Kasama lang!
06:14Ako lang talaga
06:15yung target niya.
06:16Sa lahat, di ba?
06:18Saka masakit!
06:19Pero,
06:20hindi ko naman
06:20pinapersonal yun.
06:21Hindi naman ako nagagalit.
06:22Nauunawaan ko si Ann.
06:23Siyempre,
06:24sa ganong itsura,
06:25hindi nakakapagtagang
06:26naiingit siya sa akin.
06:28Yung pala yung ano,
06:29root cause.
06:30Kasi si Ann,
06:31every day
06:33that she wakes up,
06:34di ba?
06:35In the morning
06:35as she faces the mirror,
06:37she is reminded na
06:38hindi siya masyadong maganda.
06:40Oh!
06:42Tapos,
06:42tuwing nakikita niya ako,
06:43nakikita niya yung itsura
06:44na matagal niya
06:45ng pinapangarap,
06:46pero hindi niya makuha.
06:47Ano ba,
06:50Doktina?
06:51Ano ba?
06:51Doktina.
06:52Doktina.
06:55Grabe!
06:56Grabe!
06:57Entry!
06:58Grabe!
06:59Doktina.
07:01Di ba,
07:01ang sasama na ugali na,
07:02lahat sila,
07:03ako ang target,
07:04di ba?
07:05Pero,
07:06hoy,
07:07ito ang color of the year,
07:0826,
07:09cloud dancer.
07:11Cloud dancer.
07:13Di ba,
07:13Doktina?
07:14Akausapin muna yung
07:15pasyente ni Doktina.
07:20So,
07:20ayun,
07:21Ann Curtis,
07:22pero,
07:24pasok-pasok din.
07:26I love you,
07:27Ann.
07:28Para kay Ann.
07:28Thank you,
07:29guys.
07:30Thank you,
07:31Eric Santos,
07:31and congratulations,
07:33Ann Curtis.
07:34Inantayin mo talaga yun
07:35para masabi.
07:36So,
07:37palagsasabi,
07:37ikaw umaksip,
07:38ikaw umaksip.
07:39Para pagpunta ko dun.
07:40Ah,
07:40para lumayo pa.
07:41I-entry na agad.
07:42Di ba,
07:43mga inokra,
07:43hindi sa pagkatabi tayo,
07:44kaya lumayo pa ako.
07:45Para nakamike ka,
07:47pwede mo nang ipulong sa akin.
07:49Hi, Doktina.
07:50Ito ang pinulungan ako.
07:51Ang pasyente ito.
07:53Sana hiniputin mo yung ribbon mo
07:54para hindi ka makahita.
07:56Hi, Doktina.
08:10I-hofa.
08:12What day?
08:12O-ah.
08:12Bk sa hindi ka...
08:12I-hofa.
08:13Bk sa hindi ka...
08:13I-hofa.
08:13Ine.
08:14Ine.
08:14To me,
08:14my god.
08:15I-hofa.
08:15Ine.
08:15I-hofa.
08:16Ine.
08:16Ine.
08:28Ine.
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