00:00Hello, I'm John, and this is my Criterion Closet interview.
00:05Just kidding, I'm wearing, this is, we're at Barnes & Noble.
00:09But, they have somebody find films here that I want to look at.
00:15And, I may even blow a bag today, future style.
00:20Right off the bat, I'm seeing Flo.
00:23I have a cat at home that looks just like this, so I was very invested in this film.
00:28This is a beautiful copy of a beautiful film.
00:32Wes Anderson, The Goat.
00:35If you know me, you know I love The Irishman.
00:40Joe Pesci is my biggest influence as a human being.
00:44We got Inside Llewyn Davis, a film not too dissimilar to what we're doing here today.
00:52Except, I'll be far more successful than he is with his musical exploits.
00:57Because, that's for damn sure.
01:00La Hine.
01:02French people.
01:03You fuck with French people?
01:05Eh.
01:07Yeah, well.
01:08Then maybe this isn't for you.
01:11Beatles.
01:12One day, they're gonna have this film in the Criterion section right next to the second greatest artist of all time.
01:21We all know who number one is.
01:24Shape of Water.
01:26One time, at Christmas dinner, we were talking to my uncle about this movie.
01:32And he said, more like Shape of Women.
01:35And we all made fun of him and he left the family dinner.
01:38It's a great movie.
01:39I ended up getting any of the Criterions because I don't quite have the funds for all that, to be honest with you.
01:45Not yet, at least.
01:47But, you know I love me some holes.
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