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00:00I found your Christmas present.
00:01It's a Christmas-themed dating service.
00:02I need new friends.
00:04I'm Drew.
00:05You're Christmas Cupid.
00:07I can't believe there was a no-show.
00:09My Latin aerobic scar solution is here.
00:12It's right down.
00:13Why are you doing all this, if you don't really
00:15know what you're looking for?
00:16I don't know.
00:17It's the beauty of it.
00:19You don't have to know what it is.
00:21You just have to take a chance.
00:23He's here, Richard, the guy from the first date.
00:25He's just going to...
00:30Oh, my God.
00:35I'm sorry.
00:42He's...
00:43Right down.
00:46Mm.
00:51Kate, you're glitching.
00:52Why are you glitching?
00:54Guy.
00:55That guy, the guy that stood me up on the first date,
00:57you know, Richard, he's here.
00:59He's at the pear tree.
00:59He's waiting for...
01:00Right, well, let's go and give him a talking to.
01:03He left me these flowers and this little card.
01:09You're Richard, huh?
01:10Yeah.
01:11Well, I don't know who you think you are, Richard,
01:12but this is unbelievably cute.
01:15Come on, is it, though?
01:16I mean, is it actually, though, or is it manipulative?
01:19Being like, sorry I was a no-snow?
01:22Oh, oh, I'm hoping that you'll forgive me.
01:25Like, he's using Christmas puns to purposely disarm me,
01:28and isn't that just a little...
01:29Call the Hague.
01:31Look, if you weren't just the teensiest bit charmed,
01:33you wouldn't be out here marching back and forth
01:34like a confused Roomba.
01:36I just, I don't know whether I should just go up there
01:38and, you know, give him what for,
01:40or if I should just stand him up and go home and...
01:43Excuse me, you pinky-promised me that if opportunity came a-knockin' at your door,
01:49you would answer it, OK?
01:50The guy has come all the way out to Blexford.
01:53All right, he's taken all this time to write these, frankly, delightful Christmas puns.
01:58OK, what have you got to lose?
01:59So, come on, we're going.
02:00No, but, no, but, no, but, no, but...
02:02Literally, like a third child.
02:03Come on!
02:05Chips off!
02:06Callum!
02:07Callum!
02:08Callum!
02:09Seen any remorseful-looking men around here lately?
02:11Yeah, I was a bloke with a rose.
02:12Waited about an hour and then left.
02:13Oh!
02:14You were out there for an hour?
02:15Good job I came when I did.
02:16A rose?
02:17That's kind of cliché, right?
02:18What was he like?
02:19How did he smell?
02:20Was he intriguing?
02:21I don't know.
02:22Normal.
02:23You know, I know of yourself.
02:24I don't know.
02:25I don't know.
02:26I don't know.
02:27I don't know.
02:28I don't know.
02:29I don't know.
02:30I don't know.
02:31I don't know.
02:32I don't know.
02:33I don't know.
02:34I don't know.
02:35Normal.
02:36You know, no obvious signs he was a serial killer.
02:37Well, there are no obvious signs of a serial killer.
02:39True.
02:40Was he cute?
02:41Like, on a scale of one to hot, how...
02:43Listen to your object to find a man like that.
02:45Shame on you.
02:46Oh my god, I need to find this man!
02:48I will admit that I was a little intrigued, but obviously it's for the best.
02:52I mean, he's stood me up twice now.
02:53Yeah, because you were dawdling on the pavement.
02:55Well, sometimes things just aren't meant to be...
02:57His phone number.
03:00Oh no.
03:02It's a Christmas miracle.
03:04If you don't text him right this instant, I will.
03:07Okay.
03:08Let's just calm down.
03:09I shan't.
03:10Text him.
03:11Okay.
03:13Okay.
03:18Yeah.
03:20May I?
03:21Oh, sure.
03:22Come on.
03:23In a rush, you're lost, dot, dot, dot, again.
03:29Hmm.
03:30Are you mad?
03:31Well, if he doesn't like it, he can just...
03:33What?
03:34Oh, it's very good.
03:35Indeed.
03:36Next time, I'll wait all night if I have to.
03:41Indeed.
03:43Next time, I'll wait all night if I have to.
03:46What's going on here?
03:48Floral.
03:49Is that eucalyptus?
03:50Yeah, it's just something I'm playing with.
03:51You know, just the start of something.
03:52For Mrs. Talbot.
04:02She's a traditionalist.
04:06Ah, yes, Mrs. Talbot's tartans.
04:09floral. Is that eucalyptus? Yeah, it's just something I'm playing with, you know, just
04:14the start of something. For Mrs. Talbot. She's a traditionalist. Ah, yes, Mrs. Talbot's
04:20tartans. No, those are here. Still a work in progress. Clearly. Well, keep working. And
04:27this little eucalyptus piece, yeah, it's interesting. Maybe not for Mrs. Talbot, but interesting.
04:39I know it sounds like a line, but I was at the hospital. My nephew broke his arm playing
04:49football, so I stayed with him until my sister could get off work. Great. So now you're
04:56a hero. We're an annoyingly close family. My mom is one of my best mates. And if you can
05:03stomach that, I'd really like to make it up to you.
05:06You guys, there is no Christmas without John McLean. Nakatomi Plaza, hello. Maybe,
05:12but I think most people would agree that the holiday is essential. Holiday viewing.
05:16Bollocks. All right, what's your favourite? No, I don't really have a strong opinion. I
05:20just wanted to disagree. Christmas has come early, ladies.
05:24Yay! New branding deal. The clients don't even have them yet. Oh, please stay our friend
05:28forever. I'm working on it. Oh, so something I want to share?
05:31Posh pies! Posh pies! What are posh pies?
05:36Mmm. Mmm. Flexured Christmas tradition.
05:39It's my mum's recipe. She was magic in the kitchen. Babe, they're really divine. I bet you
05:44could take these to market. Sell them a gourmet grocer's? You could be the next Paul Hollywood.
05:48No, I'd have to work on my beards. I can show you how I make them, though, if you like.
05:53Mmm. Mmm. Mmm.
05:56Two words. Die. Hard.
06:01What? Nothing. Just Richard's favourite Christmas movie is also Die Hard.
06:07Oh, so you've been texting, I see. Yeah. I mean, I hate to admit it, but he's kind of interesting.
06:12Hmm? He's a journalist and he's writing a piece on the Twelve Dates. Turns out I am not the only one who's got a fair amount of
06:18scepticism about this whole thing. Sounds like a perfect match. Yeah. It's all very suspicious.
06:24Uh, well, maybe. Just maybe. You're having a good time? I mean, look at you. You've really perked up.
06:29Okay. Easy, cowboy. I haven't even met this guy in person. He's probably just showing me his best side, so I'll think he's perfect.
06:35Oh, so you think he's perfect? I have a good feeling about this for you.
06:39Mmm.
06:48Morning. Good morning. What's going on here?
06:53I've made a smoothie. It's got all sorts of healthy stuff in it. I can't remember what any of it is,
06:58but it's supposed to boost my memory. So, bottoms up.
07:05Mmm. Ooh.
07:07Oh. I'll put some air on your chest.
07:09Wheatgrass. It's got wheatgrass. See? It's working already.
07:14So, what brought on the sudden urge to drink the vegetation?
07:17Oh, I thought you'd be pleased. Impressed you.
07:19Yes. I'm always happy to praise you for doing something in your own best interest.
07:24Figured I could use a boost before I put up the Christmas lights outside today.
07:27Better late than never. Wait, Dad. You can't do that.
07:29You can't be climbing up ladders while I'm not here.
07:32Your balance isn't what it used to be. Just wait until I get back and then I'll help you.
07:36I'm not scaling the roof. I understand that.
07:39But it isn't safe. Come on. I shouldn't be having to tell you this.
07:41Fine. Fine. I will wait until my daughter has returned to chaperone me in a perfectly menial task.
07:47That I've done a million times before. Without incident.
07:49Great.
07:50I'd say I'm a serial monogamous.
08:08When I'm in a relationship, I'm all in. My parents have been married for 40 years,
08:15and that's what I want. As far as interrogations go, I'm really enjoying this. Far away.
08:20Oh, so you think this is fun? You don't even know me.
08:27Why not enjoy the other dates and just let this one go?
08:34When I took this assignment, I decided to be all in. Trust the process.
08:37You and I were supposed to be...
08:44You must be a romantic...
08:47What can I say? I'm a romantic.
08:52Current view.
08:56What are you doing in Paris?
08:57I had a few days between dates. Looking for Innsbruck for the article. City of love, after all.
09:08When I get back, let's meet.
09:14Kate! What are you doing back here?
09:17You're late. Make haste.
09:19Come along. Quickly.
09:38What in the name of Lizzie Bennet?
09:41Welcome to A Christmas Carol Live. An immersive experience.
09:46With whom do I have the pleasure?
09:48Oh, uh, it says I'm Dowager Countess Fern Radcliffe.
09:53A legendary party animal.
09:55Now, let's meet your date.
09:58Woo!
10:15Well, this is a first.
10:30Ash, meet Kate. Kate, this is Ash.
10:34Nice to meet you.
10:34It appears that I've made a clerical error.
10:37Ash's happily ever after is feminine and Kate's is masculine.
10:45Isn't it fortuitous?
10:46Clearly something magical has brought you two together.
10:49But you must be willing to go along for the ride.
10:52I'm down if you are.
10:53I do love a good cosplay.
10:54Excellent. Go forth and see, Mary.
11:00To be honest, I'm kind of relieved to have a non-date date.
11:04Me too.
11:04Do you want to grab a drink?
11:06Definitely.
11:06Let's go.
11:07I'm getting you scared.
11:09Let's go with me.
11:13My little pinky finger knows more about hanging Christmas lights than you ever will.
11:18You don't see indoors.
11:20I do eat outdoors. That's how it's always been.
11:24I don't tell you how or when to hang your Christmas paubles, do I?
11:28I don't know if you want to hang your Christmas lights on the night.
11:32Oh, wait a second.
11:32Oh, wait a second.
11:34Oh!
11:37Oh!
11:37Oh!
11:38Oh!
11:38Oh!
11:39Oh!
11:39Oh!
11:40Oh!
11:41Oh!
11:43Oh, God.
11:44Oh!
11:45Oh!
11:45Oh!
11:46Oh!
11:47Oh!
11:48Oh!
11:49Oh!
11:50Oh!
11:51Oh!
11:52Oh!
11:53Oh!
11:54Oh!
11:55Oh!
11:56Oh!
11:56Oh!
11:56Oh!
11:57Oh!
11:58Oh!
12:08These are shadows of things that have been.
12:11They are what they are.
12:13Do not blame me, Mr. Scrooge.
12:17Remove me.
12:19I cannot bear it.
12:26Can I admit something embarrassing?
12:38Please do.
12:40Every time I think of a Christmas carol, I think about Scrooge McDuck.
12:44Me too.
12:45It really is the definitive Dickens.
12:47This is all so romantic, isn't it?
12:55Yeah.
12:56Oh.
12:57I'm sorry.
12:57I thought you were joking.
12:58I'm not kidding at all.
12:59I mean, the costumes, the dance cards, the potential to swoon.
13:05Oh.
13:06I'm absolutely here for it.
13:09See, I think it feels false and manipulative.
13:12Seriously.
13:13Who hurt you?
13:14It's a long story.
13:16Well, tell me about it.
13:19I'm just saying, I don't think that, you know, forced romance is necessarily romantic.
13:25Like, this guy I've been texting, every time he says anything, all I can hear in my head is,
13:30Oh, I love my mum.
13:32Oh, I believe in fate.
13:34Paris is the city of love.
13:36Like, but Paris is the city of love, isn't it?
13:39Oh, I know.
13:40I'm just saying, like, you know, it's all just a little too good to be true.
13:45And no red flags is actually a red flag in and of itself.
13:49What if you're looking for some problems where there are none?
13:53I mean, do you really want to let a great romance just slip through your fingers just
13:57because you were too skeptical?
14:00Well, skeptical or savvy.
14:02I mean, yes, I want to experience a transcendent love, but I...
14:05Oh my God.
14:05What?
14:08That woman over there with the glowing skin and piercing eyes.
14:14She was my date number one and it was so romantic.
14:17And at the end we kissed and it was so perfect until she burst into tears.
14:23I have been there.
14:24No, I got bloody nose.
14:27It happens when I get really excited.
14:29It was like a crime scene.
14:30There was an ambulance.
14:31I was so embarrassed.
14:35And now here she is,
14:37dancing with someone who was decidedly not bleeding from her nose.
14:40Why don't you give up?
14:41I mean, what happened to that hopeless romantic that almost had me convinced that
14:46those red flags were actually green?
14:49Well, they are green and hopeless romantics do exist.
14:52We exist.
14:57When I look at her, everyone just falls away.
15:05If you really feel that way, you gotta do something about it.
15:08Well, like what?
15:14I'll think of something.
15:17She's looking this way.
15:18If I have to take another Saturday meeting with one more cheating spouse who,
15:22out of the blue, wants a post-nup, I'll burst.
15:26When I make partner, there's going to be some big changes of that firm, I can tell you that.
15:30Sounds like the lady will be having wine with her chicken nuggets.
15:33Oh, a heavy pour, please.
15:35No word from Kate.
15:36I wish she'd just location share and we wouldn't have to have this daily struggle.
15:40You know, Kate and her boundaries.
15:42Well, it's maddening.
15:43I just want to help.
15:44It feels like such a waste not to let me.
15:46I'm sure you'll get your chance to meddle.
15:49I'm in health.
15:50Oh, very soon.
15:53Well, I'm off.
15:54What?
15:55George's garden revealed him.
15:57Oh.
15:58Yes.
15:59Right.
15:59No, I absolutely hadn't forgotten that.
16:02Go, enjoy talking topiries.
16:05Oh, Ben?
16:05Yes, love?
16:07It's our firstborn wearing pants on her head.
16:10Indeed.
16:11Have fun.
16:12Rightio.
16:14Cheers.
16:16I can't see you.
16:17I'm in the garden.
16:20Where?
16:20By the hedge.
16:22I'm looking at the hedge.
16:23I'm in here.
16:24Wait.
16:24Oh, wait.
16:25Wait.
16:25I'm on my way.
16:27That'll be your homing device.
16:29Oh, my gosh.
16:30What happened to you?
16:31Well, I was just doing a bit of ice skating and it couldn't quite land the triple axel.
16:34What do you think happened?
16:35Oh.
16:35Here.
16:36Let me give you a hand up.
16:38Oh, my God.
16:39You're heavy.
16:46Sorry.
16:50Um, I was just trying to help and...
16:53Any more help like that and we'll die here.
16:58Oh, God.
16:59Ah!
17:03See?
17:04Years of aerobic exercise.
17:07Yoga cost strength.
17:09So, if you want me to get you up, you're going to have to take up yoga.
17:12Now is not the time for jokes.
17:13Twice a week.
17:16Just help me out.
17:17Three times.
17:19Fine, fine.
17:19Just get me up.
17:24Babe.
17:25Babe.
17:27I just secured you a spot at the third annual Christmas Pop-Up Palooza.
17:31You're welcome, handsome.
17:32The what now?
17:33Pop-Up Palooza.
17:35Every year, tastemaker restaurants and bakeries from all around the Southeast sponsor a Pop-Up
17:39to showcase a seasonal dish.
17:41It's huge.
17:42It gets massive press.
17:43One of these days, I'm going to understand what you're talking about.
17:45I'm talking about several hundred hungry mouths traipsing to the pear tree for your...
17:49Wait for it.
17:51Posh Pie Pop-Up.
17:54See what I did there?
17:55Alliteration.
17:56It's great for marketing.
17:57It's not really a pop-up though, is it?
17:59The pear tree's not a limited-time thing.
18:00No, but your Posh Pies are.
18:04What do you mean, nah?
18:07Do you know where this could lead?
18:08I'm talking gourmet collabs, license distribution, catering empire.
18:13It is quite literally the dream.
18:15I'm living my dream right now.
18:16I'm feeding the people of Blacksford like my mum did before me.
18:19Only now I get to do it with you.
18:27Guess I'm doing this, huh?
18:29You will thank me later.
18:30Trust me.
18:32All right, go on.
18:33Get out of my kitchen.
18:33Good day, fair maidens.
18:49I'm terribly sorry to interrupt your revels.
18:52Are we part of the performance?
18:54I adore cosplay.
18:56Actually, Drew sent me, yes.
18:59Apparently, um, there's a bit of a slight problem with your costume.
19:05I'm afraid it's part of a suspected, um, infestation.
19:13Yes.
19:17A little too Dickensian, am I right?
19:20But lucky for you, there is someone here who would love a do-over.
19:27Enjoy.
19:29Let's do something.
19:53Yep.
19:55This dance floor is taken.
19:57I'll come.
19:58Thanks.
19:59All right.
20:27Let's meet.
20:27Oh, you big baby.
20:38Well, if you think this is pain, don't forget you promised me a yoga class.
20:41Why didn't you call Kate?
20:49I wouldn't want to give her the satisfaction of saying, I told you so.
20:51I don't blame you.
20:54My kids think that I've lost my mind.
20:56They keep turning to put all these guardrails around me.
20:58So they're judging to somehow better than ours.
21:00They should learn to sort out their own lives.
21:03I'm tired of it.
21:04Oh, you're right about that.
21:15I'm tired of it.
21:15I'm tired of it.
21:16Not that I was right.
21:17They're looking for him.
21:19I'm tired of it.
21:22I'm tired of it.
21:22I didn't want to have the opportunity to do anything.
21:25I'm tired of it.
21:26I'm tired of it.
21:28I'm tired of it.
21:28I'm tired of it.
21:29I'm tired of it.
21:30I can't be tired of it.
21:30It's a shot in the dark, and it's a stab in the knife.
21:35You know what I mean.
21:37I know that it's real.
21:39I mean, look at Laura and Ben.
21:40They're obsessed with each other.
21:41Truly disgusting.
21:42Actually.
21:46And you guys are so gross as well.
21:50We try.
21:51Well, excuse me while I go bake five million pies.
21:53The old posh pie pop-up, eh?
21:56Bloody stupid name.
21:59Krabby.
22:00I know.
22:00It was presumptuous of me to just sign him up, but I want everyone to know how talented
22:04he is.
22:06I am a little surprised that he's actually going through with it, though.
22:08Well, if Callum says he's going to do something, he will follow through every time.
22:12Decidedly not like my ex.
22:14Indecision was that man's middle name.
22:20Bad news?
22:22I think it's good news.
22:23I don't know.
22:25I'm on an emotional roller coaster, and I'm a little bit queasy.
22:29What's wrong?
22:29Well, I've been texting with this guy, Richard, right?
22:32And at first I was like, absolutely not.
22:34And then something shifted along the way, because now he says things like, I'm going to wear
22:39a beret the first time we meet, and I'm not totally horrified, so I don't even know who
22:43I am anymore, and now we're supposed to meet at this Dates with Mates.
22:47Like what is Dates with Mates?
22:49Date 5, a joyous affair where you bring your friends and they play matchmaker.
22:53Oh, wow.
22:55That sounds absolutely horrific.
22:57Yeah.
22:57Can I come?
22:59Why is everyone enjoying this so much?
23:02Oh, blasted oven.
23:05Babe, we're going on Kate's next date.
23:07Uh, hard pass.
23:09But before I forget, can you ask your dad to come look at the ovens?
23:11When he's done putting up the lights, any time will do.
23:14What do you mean when he's done with the lights?
23:17Did you see him doing that?
23:18Uh, yeah.
23:20Earlier today.
23:25Dad?
23:26In here.
23:27You were supposed to wait for me.
23:30Oh my god, what happened?
23:32Just a little tumble, I'm fine.
23:33Dad, what were you thinking?
23:35You told me that you were going to wait, you could have killed yourself.
23:38First you want me to get out of the easy chair, then you complain when I do.
23:41This is exactly why I can't trust you.
23:43Because you tell me that you're going to do something and then you don't do it.
23:46I am exhausted.
23:47I can't relax for five seconds.
23:50That's it.
23:51I'm putting in cameras.
23:52Nobody asked you to worry, Kate.
23:54I don't need surveillance.
23:55I don't need a babysitter.
23:57I'm not a child.
23:58Then stop acting like one.
24:03Hi.
24:05I didn't know that you had company.
24:08Is there a Latin aerobics class in the living room or?
24:12No, just a little ice skating.
24:15That's all.
24:16Good night, both of you.
24:17I'll admit it wasn't my best idea, and I got myself into a mess.
24:31But I got myself out of it.
24:34That's all that matters, isn't it?
24:39All right, Dad.
24:40Oh, mymar lives are always a man.
24:57Too much.
24:59Goodbye.
25:00Goodbye.
25:02Bye-bye.
25:02Bye-bye.
25:03Bye-bye.
25:04Bye-bye.
25:05Bye-bye.
25:06Bye-bye.
25:06Bye.
25:07Bye-bye.
25:08Bye-bye.
25:08I can't wait to see you tonight.
25:23Still in Paris, finding inspiration everywhere.
25:38Not Paris, but still pretty spectacular.
26:08Sorry, uh, I... I made this.
26:21Lovely. Now be a dove and get off my roof.
26:25Straight away.
26:38Kate and mates, welcome to Dates with Mates.
26:49Laura, we spoke on the phone? More than once.
26:53Now, here's how it works.
26:55The green wristbands are for our daters looking for love,
26:58and the red wristbands are for their mates.
27:02It's a mixer, but your mates play matchmaker.
27:05And before you complain, you picked your friends.
27:08I did not.
27:10Have fun.
27:15Oh, that's fixed.
27:18Really?
27:19Oh, here.
27:22Your evening, Tibble.
27:25So, no dates with Mates for you tonight, then?
27:27Oh, God, no. It feels weird, your friends picking your dates.
27:30In my day, you just met a pretty girl and you fell in love.
27:34All this dating stuff.
27:35I suppose it has taken Kate's laser focus off me for a bit,
27:38so I'm grateful for it.
27:39Kate, she's a thorny rose.
27:41Doesn't exactly wear a heart on her sleeve, does she?
27:43Yeah, she's in good hands with Laura tonight.
27:47And they don't need me.
27:54Oh, God.
27:55Think you can look up for me?
28:00See you soon.
28:02Are you kidding about the beret?
28:04Kate.
28:05Kate.
28:06Gary.
28:06Gary.
28:07Kate.
28:08Gary loves sports.
28:09What do you play?
28:10Rugby?
28:11Ha, ha, ha, ha.
28:12Pickleball mostly, but, uh, my true passion is the, uh, piccolo.
28:16No, no, no, please.
28:19This is Geoffrey.
28:20It's pronounced Joffrey, like Game of Thrones.
28:23I'm a big fan.
28:24Changed my name.
28:25I used to be called Paul.
28:27I'm really into good health, you know.
28:28I eat a lot of sauerkraut.
28:30Juan.
28:31Craig.
28:32Ming.
28:33Ever heard someone nose whistle?
28:39Pablo.
28:40Preston.
28:41Patrick.
28:44You know, technically, brushing your teeth is unnecessary.
28:47Oh, God.
28:48Raj?
28:49Do you have a car I can borrow?
28:51Uh...
28:56Oh.
28:57Peter.
29:00How do you feel about underground bunkers?
29:06Mm.
29:07There go my dreams of finding you a match.
29:20This is excruciating.
29:21Uh, says the woman who forced me into this.
29:23Fine.
29:24Well, let it be said, on, on this day, the 12th of...
29:27Oh, my God.
29:28It's December 14th.
29:30But your anniversary...
29:31Oh, my God.
29:33Richard, we...
29:34It's fine.
29:35Just go.
29:36Go, go, go, go, go.
29:37Mwah, mwah, mwah, mwah, mwah, mwah, mwah.
29:42Kate.
29:44Oh.
29:45Uh, Oliver.
29:46Hey.
29:47I took your advice about telling my ex how I felt.
29:50She wouldn't take my call.
29:51I feel a bit rubbish, actually.
29:52I'm sorry.
29:53How about you?
29:55Well, I let myself get excited about some guy that I've never even met,
29:59and I'm kicking myself because, you know, I knew better.
30:02I mean, I still know better.
30:03It's...
30:04Don't say that.
30:05Love is worth it.
30:06Even if it stomps you down and drives you crazy.
30:09It's worth it.
30:10Yeah.
30:12Was that a beret?
30:18Hey, hey, hey, hey!
30:19Hey!
30:20Hey!
30:21You think you can stand me up again?
30:22Unbelievable.
30:23You know, I knew you were too good to be true.
30:25Yeah, with your clever little texts and your saying the perfect thing at the perfect time.
30:31Yeah.
30:32Well, I saw right through you from the very beginning.
30:34Yeah.
30:35I don't think so.
30:36What do you have to say for yourself?
30:38I think you got the wrong guy.
30:39I think you got the wrong guy.
30:40Great speech, though.
30:41Cinematic.
30:42Kate?
30:43Richard.
30:44Fogget Heathrow.
30:46Did you get my text?
30:47Your text?
30:48Mm-mm.
30:49Mm-mm.
30:50Mm-mm.
30:51Fogget Heathrow.
30:52On my way.
30:53Not standing up again.
30:54Don't leave.
30:55Can I buy you a drink?
30:57No.
30:58No.
30:59No.
31:00No.
31:01No.
31:02No.
31:03No.
31:04No.
31:05No.
31:06No.
31:07No.
31:08No.
31:09No.
31:10No.
31:11No.
31:12No.
31:13No.
31:14No.
31:15No.
31:16No.
31:17No.
31:18No.
31:19No.
31:20No.
31:21No.
31:23So.
31:24You think my texts are clever.
31:27Did I say that?
31:28Hmm.
31:32Yeah.
31:33I don't usually get all worked up, you know, like that.
31:36I mean, sure, I've been known to monologue on the occasion.
31:40But, you know, I, I,
31:41I mean in my defence, I did, you know, think you were standing me up against you.
31:44I completely get it.
31:46I made a promise and I didn't follow through.
31:49I should have worn the Laurent.
31:51Yes, you should have.
31:54Sorry, it's just so weird, you know, finally putting a face to the voice in my head.
31:59And how do I mess her up?
32:01Good. I mean, you know, fine.
32:03Oh, I, um, got you something.
32:07A little memento in the city of love.
32:10Oh, my God, you didn't have to do that.
32:12It's nothing fancy, but you're on my mind.
32:17Thanks.
32:18Kate.
32:19I just saw my ex.
32:21He's here.
32:22Sarah, this is Richard.
32:24Hi.
32:25Well, wow.
32:27Done, Kate.
32:28Okay.
32:31Anyway, I have to leave. Now.
32:33Okay.
32:34Well...
32:35Sarah!
32:37Ollie.
32:38It's so good to see you.
32:40Are you part of the 12 dates?
32:45Is this one of your dates?
32:47Actually, I'm with her.
32:51Is this the guy?
32:55But you two know each other.
32:56We went ice skating.
32:57You two dated.
32:58Sorry, is Sarah your ex?
33:04I think this might be a good time for me to get more drinks.
33:07Oh, yeah.
33:08Perhaps I'll just come with you and you two can catch up.
33:10Nope.
33:11No, there's nothing to talk about.
33:13Sarah, please.
33:15I miss you.
33:16I'll do anything.
33:19Callum.
33:20Hey, who's Callum?
33:21Her boyfriend and my best friend.
33:24Hey!
33:26What did I miss?
33:28He's here.
33:29Callum.
33:31I'm Oliver.
33:32I'm, um...
33:33Kate's ice skating date.
33:37Now that you're here, buy me a drink.
33:42Bye.
33:44Oh, this is bad.
33:47Yeah.
33:49It's dreadful.
33:50Give me some tissues.
34:07I'm completely and utterly daft.
34:10That makes two of us.
34:13I didn't remember until they read the date on the evening news.
34:16Oh!
34:18How was tonight?
34:20I'd say...
34:22A total bust all round.
34:24I thought it was going to be fun getting a peek at the single life, but...
34:27Not as fun and flirty as you hoped?
34:30Not at all.
34:32It was hot and loud.
34:34Nobody was worthy of my Kate.
34:36But...
34:38There was so much possibility in the air.
34:40Like...
34:42Just think...
34:44Someone might have fallen in love tonight.
34:45Or...
34:46Met the person who's going to be their lifetime partner in crime.
34:49Lucky ducks.
34:51Felt good to be on that side of the equation for a change.
35:00Happy anniversary.
35:02Mm.
35:03Come here.
35:10I'm glad I married you.
35:12Yeah, you'll do.
35:17Oh, you were baking tonight?
35:18Yeah, the oven's busted.
35:19Plus, I was thinking, it's actually a big deal for her.
35:22I felt like I should support.
35:24She must feel sorry for him.
35:26Who?
35:27The bloke she went ice game with.
35:28Oliver?
35:29Yeah, he spent the entire day crying over his ex.
35:31Good enough for showing up, though.
35:33I knew she'd moved on, but seeing them together...
35:38I have to speak to her and apologize.
35:41No.
35:42I owe her something more.
35:44A big gesture.
35:46Romantic.
35:47Epic.
35:48Like getting up on this table and...
35:49No, no, no. Don't do that.
35:50It's much too small.
35:51This is for you.
35:52Thank you so much.
36:00Wait a minute.
36:01Kate's juggling two days at once.
36:02What is this?
36:03Love Island?
36:05Hold on.
36:07That's the Romeo with the flower from the cafe.
36:09It's quite nice.
36:12What are you doing?
36:13Laura's not here.
36:14She needs a wingman.
36:15Oh.
36:19Hello, gents.
36:20What's going on here?
36:21Not much.
36:22Just heartbreaking agony.
36:25That's funny.
36:29He's kidding.
36:31Kate?
36:32Or what?
36:38Sorry, guys.
36:39Girl chat.
36:40You've got to get him out of here.
36:45Callum?
36:46Oliver.
36:47I've already tried.
36:48Callum's determined to stay and support you, so...
36:53Ollie looks so sad.
36:55He is sad.
36:56He's a very, very sad man.
36:59He just desperately wants to talk to you.
37:04Tough break, mate.
37:05I've definitely been there.
37:06The important thing is to get back out there.
37:08His emotions seem reasonable.
37:10His ex is here with another man.
37:12No, you're kidding.
37:14Oh, that's brutal.
37:15Brutal.
37:17Mental images.
37:19I'm gonna go find a bucket to drown myself in.
37:24Well, I hope your night's been better than that.
37:27Oh, sure, yeah.
37:30I remember you from the cafe.
37:32You had a flower, waiting for Kate.
37:36Oh.
37:38I own the place.
37:39Oh, right.
37:41Great latte.
37:43Very frothy.
37:46We, um...
37:47Try.
37:51Maybe it'll give you some closure or something.
37:53I have closure.
37:54Okay.
37:55I'm staying out of it.
37:56Five minutes.
37:58That's all I'm asking.
37:59Can you please keep Callum busy?
38:00Please, I have to talk to him to end this.
38:05I've got five minutes, Ollie.
38:07Everywhere I go, I'm reminded of you.
38:08Of us.
38:09I'll be walking through Hyde Park and I'll think, oh, when spring comes I'll bring Sarah here for a boozy picnic.
38:22I'd lay down that throw you love that we got in liberties and we'd be those people in love that everyone looks at and wishes they could be.
38:30That's cute, Ollie.
38:31But picnics weren't our problem.
38:34No, you're right.
38:35What I'm trying to say is, I couldn't imagine a future before.
38:42It scared me.
38:45And now, it's all I can think about.
38:50And I can't see a future without you in it.
38:52It's too late.
38:53No.
38:55It's not.
38:57So she was full on emo, but I mean, Blex would never seen anything like it.
39:00It really was not that crazy.
39:02She got detention when she came to school with her lip ring.
39:05A fake lip ring.
39:06That sounds pretty cool to me.
39:11Time for another drink, yeah?
39:13Gonna find Sarah.
39:14You know what?
39:15I will get the drinks.
39:16You just stay here, okay?
39:17Don't move.
39:18Stay here and relax.
39:20Don't move.
39:29That sort of behavior is not tolerated on 12 days.
39:31Oh, right.
39:32That sort of whistling, not appreciated.
39:35Time to go.
39:39So he said all the right things, but it doesn't change the past.
39:43And I simply cannot rely on Ollie to do what he says.
39:46So it doesn't matter anyway.
39:48Well, what are you going to tell Callum?
39:49Nothing.
39:51There's nothing to tell.
39:52The fact that you don't want to tell Callum anything is exactly the reason why you should.
39:55There you are.
39:57Sorry.
39:58Had to take a call.
40:04Where's Richard?
40:05He had to go.
40:06He said he'd text you.
40:08Ugh!
40:09Unbelievable.
40:13Hey!
40:14Hey!
40:15Hey!
40:16Are you seriously leaving right now?
40:17You had a lot going on then.
40:18I know.
40:19And I know it may not seem like it, but I really just wanted to talk to you.
40:24Now I'm out here in the freezing cold for the second time tonight like a crazy person,
40:29trying to figure out if this could be something.
40:32But you keep leaving!
40:36Just...
40:37Didn't feel like our moment.
40:39And...
40:42You're the only one I wanted to be with.
40:49Send me a Cupid, baby
40:52And make sure it's fast
40:55Someone save me
40:56Can't do this time of year
40:58You know without you my dear
41:00When you're gone
41:01Oh it all turns to black
41:04It can't be Christmas
41:08I must be dreaming
41:12I see the snow
41:14Nobody's home
41:16Say it ain't true
41:19It can't be Christmas without you
41:28I'm just a little bit
41:31To the night
41:33Let's go
41:35A night
41:37It can't be celebrations
41:38Not a day
41:39To the night
41:41I was into the night
41:42To the night
41:44And to the night
41:45To the night
41:46There's a boring time
41:48To the night
41:49To the night
41:51Anybody
41:52Have a great day
41:53We're going to bit
41:54To the night
41:55To the day
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