Happy ToGetHer: Mase-sesante ang mga bayad pero walang silbi! (YouLOL)

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Aired (December 7, 2025): Todo pakitang-gilas sina Mike (Jayson Gainza) at Andy (Wally Waley) para hindi masesante dahil may kumakalat na balita sa motor shop na sila daw ay walang silbi.

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00:00.

00:06Iti pal mo pa, parang tiging tiging.

00:08Sandali lah, itong ayos ko na nga, ginakabah nga ako talaga eh.

00:11Patahit tayo.

00:13Shhh.

00:14Diyan na si Jurya. Parang tangan si Jurya.

00:16Lalo, bilisan mo!

00:21Oy Rocky!

00:22Oy, Tol!

00:23Parang may dunigas bibig.

00:24Oo nga, ito na pala si Tigi.

00:28Tigi, kamusta ka dyan?

00:34Tigi, anong oras na? Nakahiga ka pa. Masama bang pakiramdam mo?

00:43Parang may sakit ito ah.

00:45Papay na yun tali.

00:46Sige Tigi, painga ka lang dyan ah.

00:52Anong tali ito?

00:53Papayinga, Tol.

00:54Ha?

00:55Ano or?

00:58Uy!

00:59May delivery ako!

01:02Anton!

01:05Pati na yun ang tsura mo?

01:06Julian?

01:07Ha?

01:08Nasaan si Tigi?

01:10Anong nangyari kay Tigi?

01:12Ah, Julian.

01:14Pasensya ka na, ha?

01:15Napagkamalan kasi nila na si Tigi yung nagnakaw ng mga ensaymada.

01:21Ayun, nagtampo.

01:23Pero huwag kang mag-alala.

01:25Nakita na.

01:27Si Tigi?

01:28Yung ensaymada.

01:30Nagkamali pala yung mga karelyebo ko.

01:32Hindi pa pala dumadating yung ensaymada.

01:35Ang nailag niya, delivered na.

01:37Okay.

01:38Rocky, mabuti kong ganun.

01:40Pero nasaan si Tigi?

01:42Oli!

02:12It's okay.

02:16You'll be patient with me, Anton.

02:20Did you hear the blind man and the elephant story?

02:25It's about this story of the young people who have caught up with an elephant.

02:31One, he thinks he's caught up with the elephant.

02:37One, he thinks he's caught up because he's caught up with the elephant.

02:42He thinks he's caught up with the elephant because he's caught up with the elephant.

02:46All of us have no opinion with limited information.

02:55But...

02:58You know, all of them are wrong.

03:01But all of them are right.

03:03What do you think, Julia?

03:05What are you doing?

03:07You're a elephant.

03:09You know, you're a elephant because you're a bulldog.

03:13You know, you're a elephant because you're a bulldog.

03:16You know, you know who I am.

03:18You know who I am.

03:21You wanna touch my face?

03:23Where do you want?

03:24You're a bulldog.

03:25You're a bulldog.

03:27Do you know where they're at?

03:28You could, I would show you those around you.

03:29Lores bang!

03:30Clearly?

03:32Hanggit!

03:34Where do you think it looks like the elephant?

03:39Why?

03:40What's inside the elephant?

03:42How did you see it?

03:46Let's take a look!

03:47Let's go!

03:56That's what it is!

04:01That's what it is!

04:03That's why I had to clean the floor because I didn't want to do anything.

04:05And one more thing is,

04:06that's what I'm going to do when I'm going to see you.

04:12Okay, okay.

04:13Okay, boss, right?

04:14Oh, boss, papa, papa.

04:15Well, well, well, well, total naman.

04:19Good morning, hello.

04:20Ano yan?

04:21Ah, ganito kasi yun eh.

04:22Napadaan ako sa bagong bukas na Korean restaurant.

04:25Eh, bumili na akong pagkain.

04:26Siyempre, papalakas ang ating katawat para gumanda yung trabaho natin.

04:31Ah, marami naman yan masyado.

04:33Ano ka ba?

04:34Wala ka yun, Julian.

04:35Money is a piece of paper, okay?

04:37Sus, hindi ka palaga pala yung mag-endelive na, boy.

04:39Alam mo nga eh, pal mo.

04:41Hoy!

04:42Huwag trabaho ka, huwag ka kakain ha!

04:44Okay, relax, relax, ha!

04:48Tuloy mo lang yan.

04:49Okay rin.

04:50Sige, boss.

04:53Hi, Julian.

04:54Hi, ma'am.

04:55Ah, kabusta na?

04:57Ah, mabuti. Andito na kayo.

04:59Okay na yung motor niyo.

05:00Talaga?

05:01Ah, pwede ba yung test drive?

05:03Oo naman, ma'am.

05:04Para malaman nyo kung okay na yung takbo.

05:06Pero...

05:07Medyo masakit pa yung katawan ko eh.

05:10Ikaw na lang mag-test drive.

05:13Pwede rin naman po.

05:15Dali ah.

05:16Oh man!

05:17Ah.

05:18Eesti'to naman.

05:19Ah.

05:20Ah.

05:21Ah!

05:23Ah!

05:24Ah!

05:25Ah!

05:26Ah!

05:27Ah!

05:28Ah!

05:29Ah!

05:30Ah!

05:31Ah!

05:32Let's go.

05:34Are you together, ma'am?

05:36Sure.

05:37Let's go.

05:44Madam, ma'am.

05:48Where is it?

05:50To be safe.

05:51To be safe.

05:52To be safe.

05:53Let's go.

06:02All right, ma'am.

06:09All right, ma'am.

06:10Ano?

06:15Hey boss!

06:16Let's go!

06:25Uy!

06:26Tandaan ka naman!

06:28Alam mo?

06:29Kinasabutahin mo ako kay Julian, ano?

06:31Hahaha.

06:32Hoy!

06:33Boss!

06:34Akala mo mo nadala mo na sumon si Boss Julian?

06:35Hindi!

06:36Ha?

06:37Wala mo!

06:38Ano?

06:39Ano?

06:40Ano boss?

06:41Sige!

06:42Ano?

06:43Ano?

06:44Ano?

06:45Ano?

06:46Ano?

06:47Boss.

06:48Nag-heren lawi ako, boss.

06:49Pinasamo ako?

06:50Oo, boss.

06:51Pinasamo ako?

06:52Sabiglan lang, boss.

06:53May lakad ako!

06:54Ah!

06:55Ah!

06:56Ah!

06:57Ah!

06:58Ano!

06:59Angan, nasa ko sa aksak!

07:00Ah!

07:03Nainot ba?

07:04Nainot boss eh.

07:04Ano?

07:05Tubig!

07:06Tubig!

07:07Tubig, boss!

07:08Tugig!

07:09Wala nakzidat boss!

07:10Ang inah!

07:11Ag advance!

07:12Ay!

07:13Ay!

07:14I do nga!

07:15Nainot ba?

07:20Ang inah.

07:21Tingal lang.

07:22Tingal lang.

07:23Bakit naman inakala tatanggali namin kayong dalawa?

07:25Ito kasi, hindi, hindi kasi, boss Mike,

07:29kasi nanditig ko sa sinabi muna ka lang sa opisina eh,

07:32na hindi nyo kailangan ng dalaya.

07:35Tatanggalin nyo yung isa, yung walang pakinabang.

07:39Siyon eh, Siyon!

07:41Teka! Ikaw!

07:42Teka lang, Mike.

07:44Shhh, yun ba yun?

07:45Oo.

07:46Hindi naman kayong tinutukoy namin eh.

07:48Ang sinasabi namin, yung dalawang linya ng telepono sa opisina.

07:53Wala nang pakinabang yung isa, kaya puputuli na.

07:57Para tipid.

07:58Iyaw nyo ba yun?

08:00Kasi, sabi, ginamay mo pa ako, ha?

08:02Kasi mo, sakala ko naman naman...

08:03Julian!

08:04Tanggalin mo nalang yung dalawa!

08:06Ha?

08:07Ah!

08:08Yung telepono, Julian?

08:09Hindi!

08:10Kayong dalawa yun!

08:11Kayong dalawa yun!

08:12Kayong talaga yun!

08:13Kayong dalawa yun!

08:14Huwag!

08:15Huwag!

08:16Huwag!

08:17Huwag!

08:18Huwag!

08:19Teka!

08:20Teka!

08:21Kamoto yung dalawa yun...

08:22Erotera.

08:2656istia

08:27Bala

08:29ng

Happy ToGetHer: Mase-sesante ang mga bayad pero walang silbi! (YouLOL)

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