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00:00:00The
00:00:18Cheese, cheese, cheese
00:00:20The reporter from Fortune Magazine will be here at 9
00:00:24Your lunch is confirmed
00:00:26And it's Randall Cole's birthday, any genius gift ideas?
00:00:28Let me think
00:00:30He is the chairman of my board, so
00:00:34My floor seats
00:00:42Housemates, is anybody up?
00:00:44I lost my keys at the club
00:00:50Back of a police car
00:00:52A free ride to the next bar
00:00:54We're taking it too far
00:00:56We took it too far
00:00:58Roll up with my son
00:01:00And please, no more parking tickets
00:01:02The fines, they're gonna affect your credit score
00:01:04Yeah, I got it
00:01:10And no sampling the merchandise
00:01:12I'm not kidding
00:01:14Alright, Frank
00:01:24Morning
00:01:28Love it, love it, lose it, never admit you had it
00:01:32The reporter's ready right over there down the hatch
00:01:34Thank you
00:01:46Frank was fired, hot and fresh
00:01:50Enjoy
00:01:52It looks like you're already set up with some kombucha
00:01:54Curtis's mom home makes it
00:01:56Everyone loves Beverly's Booch
00:01:58Shall we?
00:02:08Be Scheduled isn't just a calendar app
00:02:10It's a lifestyle tool that keeps you on time
00:02:12And on schedule
00:02:13Like the cool kids say
00:02:14FOMO, no mo
00:02:16Employees get a carbon offset workspace
00:02:18Flex scheduling
00:02:20And our mother's room is available to anyone who needs a time out
00:02:22Mother or not
00:02:24Sounds like everything's going as scheduled
00:02:26Here at the schedule
00:02:27I see what you did there
00:02:28Yep
00:02:29So, no truth to the rumors
00:02:30The board is ousting you and replacing you with Sadie Cole?
00:02:32What?
00:02:34Do it
00:02:35Absolutely not
00:02:36Do it
00:02:37You're firing me
00:02:39From the company that I founded
00:02:41And replacing me with Randall's daughter
00:02:44And no one here has a problem with this?
00:02:46Subscriptions are down
00:02:48You've had three bad quarters in a row
00:02:52Sadie resuscitated Glamour Shack
00:02:55With her friendship bracelet initiative
00:02:57Her being my daughter isn't the point
00:02:59She has big fresh ideas
00:03:01You blocked me from my proposals to update the web interface design
00:03:05I am over here trying to revitalize this brand
00:03:08And you have blocked me at every turn
00:03:10It is the job of a board to support its founder's vision
00:03:14And you set me up to fail
00:03:16We have a fiduciary responsibility to our shareholders
00:03:19And we've lost confidence in you
00:03:21As chairman, I have to make tough decisions
00:03:24Getting the stock price back up is our primary concern
00:03:28Every stock has a down day, Randall
00:03:31The board has the voting power to remove you
00:03:34It was unanimous
00:03:40Even you?
00:03:41Marjorie?
00:03:42The first female fist through the glass ceiling?
00:03:45Where is the sisterhood, Marjorie?
00:03:47Your exit compensation package
00:03:50No
00:03:51No
00:03:52No
00:03:53Mm-mm
00:03:54I can't, um
00:03:55It's fine
00:03:56Oh, Megs
00:03:58No crying in baseball
00:04:01Actually, Randall
00:04:05There is no crying in basketball
00:04:09So, we no longer validate our game
00:04:13So, there
00:04:15Oh, in the meantime, Sadie
00:04:17We are not friends
00:04:19I'm busting out like dynamite
00:04:21You ain't ready for that
00:04:22Hold on, age out?
00:04:24Of what?
00:04:25Girl
00:04:26I just sent you Randall's press release about Sadie
00:04:28Be strong
00:04:34It's sad Megan Moore is an icon
00:04:35But it's time she steps aside to let a new generation revive the brand?
00:04:39I'm only eight years older than Sadie
00:04:42We're both millennials
00:04:43Randall's working overtime to trash you
00:04:45Says you've lost your touch
00:04:47Yuki
00:04:48What am I supposed to do?
00:04:50I'm the best executive recruiter around
00:04:52Normally I could find some money bags backer for a new venture
00:04:55But you're radioactive
00:04:57You need to lie low
00:04:58Let this blow over
00:04:59But all I do is work
00:05:00I mean, who am I even if I'm not running a company?
00:05:03Self-care, reconnect with old friends, meditate, volunteer
00:05:07People actually do those things?
00:05:09No idea, saw it on TikTok
00:05:14Greg
00:05:15Greg, hi, Megan Moore
00:05:20Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
00:05:23Long time no talk
00:05:24Uh-huh
00:05:29Mm-hmm
00:05:30Oh, wow
00:05:32Oh, three kids
00:05:34Wow
00:05:35Greg, you're breaking up a little bit
00:05:37I...
00:05:45A lot has happened to my sophomore year roommate
00:05:47Every guy I ever date moved on already
00:05:55Hello
00:05:56And welcome
00:05:58I'm Christine
00:05:59And I invite you to make yourself comfortable
00:06:02No, there's no way
00:06:03It's only been one minute
00:06:06Take a moment to pause
00:06:08Bubble hopping is as simple as getting out of your own bubble
00:06:10Getting to know someone else from a different bubble
00:06:12Broaden your horizons
00:06:14See things from another person's point of view
00:06:17Experience their day-to-day
00:06:19Get out of your own boring rut
00:06:21Fine, boring rut
00:06:26Nice
00:06:29The nice lady at the rescue said you all just need a good walk
00:06:34Easy peasy, right?
00:06:36Hardest! Help! Help me 9-1-1!
00:06:39I know
00:06:41Thank you for rounding up the dogs
00:06:42Sure
00:06:43I didn't know you cooked
00:06:44Oh, I don't
00:06:45I think these spices came with the house
00:06:48Do you think that we organize them alphabetically or by flavor profile?
00:06:54You need a real project
00:06:57Like something you can sink your claws into
00:07:00And shred to pieces and eat the beating heart out of
00:07:03You know, be yourself
00:07:04Yes, I know
00:07:05But what?
00:07:08No, no, it's my mom
00:07:09Nope
00:07:11You have a mom?
00:07:12Yes, I work very hard to keep Lois out of my flight path
00:07:15Lois?
00:07:17Years together, I never knew this
00:07:18Yes, well, if you ever met her or my sister
00:07:21You would understand why
00:07:23You have a sister?
00:07:25Yep
00:07:27I'm dizzy
00:07:28Next you're gonna tell me you have a dad
00:07:29Oh no, I don't
00:07:31He died when I was 13
00:07:32Thank God
00:07:33His passing kind of ruined my childhood
00:07:35Sorry
00:07:36Sorry
00:07:37No, I meant more like
00:07:39How much of your real life have you kept hidden from me?
00:07:42Well, let's see
00:07:44Izzy, sister, was a toddler when our dad died
00:07:48My mom remarried
00:07:49And Ken's the only father figure who she's ever really known
00:07:53Ken?
00:07:54And they've been bothering me to come over for dinner ever since I got
00:07:58Hi
00:07:59I can't do it
00:08:00I can't do it
00:08:01Ooh, it's Beverly's tricky taco night
00:08:03Can I leave early?
00:08:04Yes
00:08:05Of course
00:08:06Jealous, you're so close with your mom
00:08:09Go, see your mom
00:08:11Bring her the spices
00:08:20Sorry, we already gave it the office
00:08:22Oh, that's good
00:08:23There we go
00:08:25Kidding
00:08:27Fun
00:08:28Come on in
00:08:29Hug
00:08:30Hello
00:08:31Hello
00:08:33You know, I thought you'd look more depressed
00:08:35You sound disappointed
00:08:36Well, it's okay to show feelings
00:08:38Have you been journaling?
00:08:39Morning gratitude?
00:08:40Are these the questions I have to answer before I cross the troll bridge?
00:08:43Mom
00:08:44Megan's here
00:08:49Oh, a cypressorize
00:08:53The Meg
00:08:54Dad, that's not the compliment you think it is anymore
00:08:57Very good to see you
00:08:58Ken, I brought you some spices
00:08:59Oh
00:09:01This smells so good
00:09:03Ooh
00:09:04It's Friday
00:09:05I'm making the ladies' grown-up shirby temples
00:09:08Oh
00:09:09On the rock
00:09:10Wonderful
00:09:12That good chip lollipop goes down smooth
00:09:14Thank you, Ken
00:09:15The bartender's on duty all night
00:09:16That sounds like my firstborn child
00:09:19But it couldn't be
00:09:20Because that would require she visit me ever
00:09:23Heat off the sofa, it is
00:09:25Oh, poor, poor baby
00:09:28It's fine
00:09:30You know, I just thought you might look a little more depressed
00:09:33Well, thanks, Mom
00:09:35How are you? How have you been?
00:09:36How are you? How have you been?
00:09:37Oh, well, I barely survived last week
00:09:39What happened?
00:09:40My sciatica flared
00:09:41But Izzy was my nursemaid
00:09:43And we ordered an ice cream
00:09:45And watched some cozy mysteries
00:09:47Harrowing tale
00:09:48So glad you survived
00:09:49Oh, goody
00:09:50Oh
00:09:51The man's finished fixing Izzy's car
00:09:53Kenny, can you come pay him?
00:09:54Yes, yes
00:09:55Here I come
00:09:57And there you go
00:09:59Oh
00:10:01Now that you have a new window
00:10:02And I put you on my phone plan
00:10:04I just feel so much better knowing you're safe, Iz
00:10:07Thank you, Mom
00:10:08Love you
00:10:09Okay, you pay for Izzy's phone?
00:10:11Well, only since her old one got stolen
00:10:14Mmm, yeah
00:10:15I handed my purse to some girl in the bathroom line for like one second
00:10:19I'm so amazed that she didn't steal your wallet
00:10:21Oh, there's nothing in there anyways
00:10:23So, what else did I miss?
00:10:25Well, meeting Izzy's new boyfriend, for one
00:10:28Woody would be here, but he's waiting to be bailed out
00:10:33Of jail?
00:10:34Well, street art is his passion
00:10:36He tried to make a run for it, but you know, he's not a fitness guy
00:10:39Hey, Dad, how's it going up there?
00:10:57You really like the basketball this season
00:11:02I think it's our year
00:11:04I'm finally relaxing after years of nose to the grindstone
00:11:16You know, one time in 2019, I didn't sleep for three nights
00:11:20I did that at Burning Man
00:11:21I was relaunching the app
00:11:22I was relaunching myself
00:11:23Okay, well, it is not a competition, girls
00:11:26Mmm, Ken, tank's empty
00:11:31These are delish, though
00:11:33What is the secret ingredient?
00:11:34Alcohol
00:11:35You know, Megan, why don't you let Ken make you some coffee?
00:11:38Yeah
00:11:39You know, sweetie, now that you're not so busy with work all the time
00:11:44Actually, I'm very busy volunteering at a doghouse
00:11:46It's a shelter, it's a doghouse shelter
00:11:48Well, maybe you two sisters could hang out
00:11:50Sisters, nothing like sisters
00:11:52Ken, coffee
00:11:53Yeah
00:11:54I love dog rescues
00:11:56Sure, I mean, it is a good idea, Mom
00:11:59But I could never take your little Izzy Izzy away from you
00:12:03What are you talking about?
00:12:05Guys, do not make me say it
00:12:08You're completely codependent
00:12:10And Izzy, I love you, but you have no ability to take care of yourself
00:12:15Mom and K-Dog just swoop in and fix everything
00:12:18Okay, you know what? Izzy is just finding her path
00:12:21Beth, she's almost 30, it's a road to nowhere
00:12:24You know what, that's enough, Megan
00:12:25I'm sorry
00:12:26Ken, you got a lot of potential
00:12:28You wanna know something?
00:12:30If you let me, I could turn your life right around
00:12:32I would run it like a corporation and you would be a big success
00:12:36Huge
00:12:37Megan, please
00:12:38I mean, Megan makes solid points
00:12:40I wanna thank you for that backup K-Dog, I really do
00:12:43But Mom's right, and I should call a ride share
00:12:45No, I'll drive you
00:12:46I don't like you riding any cars with strangers
00:12:49The Kenpire strikes back
00:12:51Here we go, thank you
00:12:53Thank you for dinner
00:12:54Okay
00:12:55Sweetie
00:12:56She's just going through a rough time
00:12:59She's venting
00:13:01I'm coming
00:13:14I'm coming
00:13:15I'm coming
00:13:16Okay
00:13:20Hi
00:13:21Uh, if we're about to slap fight, could we do it outside the cleaners?
00:13:24We're just here
00:13:25Oh, is, is, is
00:13:28If this is about last night, I didn't mean it
00:13:31No, you did mean it
00:13:33Okay, I did, but in much more of like an inside voice kind of a way
00:13:36You were right
00:13:37I am almost 30, I'm freaking out
00:13:39I'm not together, I'm a wreck, I'm not perfect like you
00:13:41No, no, no, I never said I was perfect
00:13:43Okay, the last 12 hours since your speech has been a journey
00:13:46Bigger than when I went to that sound bath in Joshua Tree and I saw the space wolf
00:13:50I need coffee for this
00:13:52I'm freaking out, I need your help
00:13:54There is a lot of cocktail involved in that
00:13:56Yeah, cocktails tell the truth
00:13:58In Vegas Veritas
00:13:59Or whatever that saying is
00:14:01Run my life like a corporation
00:14:04Make me your project, make decisions for me
00:14:07Make me a success like you
00:14:09I'm just
00:14:10Not really a success right now is, okay?
00:14:13Just ask my former board of directors
00:14:15Oh
00:14:16I will do anything you say
00:14:21Promise
00:14:22You really do mean this don't you?
00:14:28Mom did say she wanted us to hang out
00:14:31Okay, no wait, nope
00:14:32I get it, I get it now
00:14:34You're just substituting out mom with me
00:14:36Nope, no, you could have help, you could have support
00:14:39Like what if you built like a little board of directors thingy, okay?
00:14:42Or like just like a really supportive board
00:14:44I mean, it's not the worst idea
00:14:47What?
00:14:48Can I just have a good idea?
00:14:49I could see it actually
00:14:50Uh, life coach by committee
00:14:53A team of people to guide you, set you up for success
00:14:56Help you learn to stand on your own two feet
00:14:58Yes, that, that's what I need, I need that
00:15:01It's so crazy, it kind of just might work
00:15:03So, uh, who would we put on this board?
00:15:06Oh, I know someone perfect
00:15:09Mom
00:15:10No, absolutely not
00:15:11Mom is
00:15:12Izzy, mom is half the problem
00:15:14We cannot even tell mom about this
00:15:16But we share everything
00:15:17She's gonna smell this secret on me like onion bagel breath
00:15:19Izzy, it is time to cut the apron strings
00:15:22What does that even mean?
00:15:23Okay, it just means
00:15:24No, mom, you have to promise me
00:15:29I saw you just crossed your fingers behind your back
00:15:31How old are we Izzy?
00:15:32Okay, thank you
00:15:34Was that so hard?
00:15:36Hmm
00:15:37Okay, let me book us some office space
00:15:39Oh, I know, we can use that place, uh, lily pad
00:15:42That co-work place that went under
00:15:43It'll be perfect, there's nobody there
00:15:45And I will find our board of directors
00:15:48Just you, leave it to me
00:15:52There it is
00:16:00Hey
00:16:01That was mine
00:16:13Izzy?
00:16:14Donut
00:16:15Don't you dare double dip
00:16:16Did you just double dare me to do it?
00:16:18Don't eat the hummus
00:16:19We're ready to go, music queue's all loaded
00:16:21Great, entertaining her is gonna be key
00:16:27All right
00:16:28Izzy?
00:16:29Come have a seat
00:16:35Why would you...
00:16:36Okay
00:16:37It's a nice assortment
00:16:40All right, well without any further ado
00:16:44Isabel Alexandra Moore
00:16:46Isabel Alexandra Moore
00:16:47Are you ready to meet your new board of directors?
00:16:51You are familiar with her work
00:16:52If you've seen my wardrobe
00:16:54A queen of fashion
00:16:56Professional stylist
00:16:57She's like a supermodel
00:16:58She loves to fixer-upper
00:16:59Oh
00:17:00It's not giving, it's taking
00:17:14It's taking
00:17:15It's taking
00:17:16I love an impossible challenge
00:17:17Okay
00:17:18Next up
00:17:19We have retired CPA
00:17:20Small business owner
00:17:22And kitten rescue advocate
00:17:24Your current boss
00:17:25Frank
00:17:26Frank, you're in on this?
00:17:30I'm rooting for you baby
00:17:31Who?
00:17:32You old socky
00:17:33Frank wants you to find your financial footing
00:17:35And a new career
00:17:37Far away from his pizza business
00:17:38Far away
00:17:39Yeah
00:17:40Okay
00:17:41Our next board member
00:17:42Is the author of an extremely popular email newsletter
00:17:46On love and relationships
00:17:48Soul surcise
00:17:49Patsy
00:17:50Izzy's childhood babysitter
00:17:52Izzy bear
00:17:53Come in for a smother
00:17:54Ah
00:17:55Izzy was a lovable terror who always went through my purse
00:17:58I'm excited to see who she'll become
00:18:01Okay
00:18:02There's one more person in the room
00:18:03Who?
00:18:04Who?
00:18:05Who?
00:18:06Who?
00:18:07Who?
00:18:08Who?
00:18:09Who?
00:18:10Who?
00:18:11Who?
00:18:12Who?
00:18:13Who?
00:18:14Who?
00:18:16Who?
00:18:17Who?
00:18:18Who?
00:18:19Who?
00:18:20Who?
00:18:21Who?
00:18:22Who?
00:18:23Who?
00:18:24Who?
00:18:25Who?
00:18:26Who?
00:18:27Who?
00:18:28Who?
00:18:29Who?
00:18:30The cousin who's late
00:18:31Not impressing me
00:18:32Curtis I thought you screened this guy
00:18:36I did
00:18:37He was the best applicant from online
00:18:39Also the only one who wasn't totally bananas
00:18:40Right
00:18:41Pardon
00:18:42Every responsible board must recruit an independent director
00:18:44Meaning someone who has no personal stake in the company
00:18:47So I'm afraid we can't really proceed until we I
00:18:48Oh
00:18:49Ah the parking thief
00:18:51Dominique Hayes, chair of psychology at Rossmoor College.
00:18:54So, she's a fan of my videos.
00:18:56I would say a fan, more of an algorithmically accidental viewer.
00:19:01And that parking spot was fair game.
00:19:03Why did you respond to the ad?
00:19:05A person's life ran like a corporation.
00:19:08Never hopped into that kind of bubble.
00:19:10Bring it on.
00:19:21Hello, fellow board members.
00:19:24I am Megan, Izzy's sister and the chairperson of this board.
00:19:28Yes, with a question already.
00:19:30Yeah, I thought the role of chairperson is something we all vote on.
00:19:34Right.
00:19:35Robert's rules of order will be followed by this board.
00:19:38Curtis, are you taking minutes?
00:19:39Always am.
00:19:40Great.
00:19:41Then I formally propose that I be chairperson of this board,
00:19:45unless, of course, anyone else thinks that they are better suited for the job.
00:19:49Not me.
00:19:50All in favor say aye.
00:19:51Aye.
00:19:52There.
00:19:53We voted.
00:19:54You happy?
00:19:55Yeah.
00:19:56Good.
00:19:57Now, let's get started.
00:19:58Izzy, what do you want out of life?
00:20:01I want to be able to afford nice stuff.
00:20:05Gorgeous stuff.
00:20:06I would love hair like they have in the shampoo commercials.
00:20:10And a boyfriend who's not going to sell my TV for burrito money.
00:20:13How about for calzone money?
00:20:15Goals.
00:20:16Limited.
00:20:17But nonetheless, goals.
00:20:20Mm-hmm.
00:20:21Okay.
00:20:22Now, our primary objective is to ensure that we improve the overall trajectory of Izzy's life.
00:20:29Our core value, make sure that Izzy's best interests are front and center.
00:20:34All in favor say aye.
00:20:36Aye.
00:20:37Wonderful.
00:20:38Izzy, do you promise to follow the objectives set forward by your board of directors?
00:20:47I do.
00:20:48Yeah, in there.
00:20:49That's...
00:20:50Wow.
00:20:51Curtis strike that from the minute.
00:20:53The minute shall reflect that this board has officially been formed.
00:20:58I'll send you those bylaws later.
00:21:00All right.
00:21:01On to committee assignments.
00:21:03Jilla, branding and marketing.
00:21:05Frank, finance and strategic planning.
00:21:07You got it.
00:21:08Patsy, did you just hit 40 years married to Al?
00:21:11And still snuggling like newlyweds.
00:21:12Okay, your committee's definitely relationship management.
00:21:13If everyone doesn't already have Be Scheduled on their phone...
00:21:14Downloaded.
00:21:15I'll be sending calendar invites for everyone's individual presentations.
00:21:16As for our psychology professor?
00:21:17Right.
00:21:18Yes.
00:21:19He's our unbiased observer.
00:21:20He's responsible for evaluating if the board is generally on the right track.
00:21:35And your unpaid attendance is mandatory.
00:21:38Well, it's a good thing my workload is like this semester.
00:21:41So, what's your committee assignment?
00:21:44Operations oversight.
00:21:45I will make sure that best practices are used for all of our deliverables.
00:21:49Now, our deadline.
00:21:51Izzy's 30th birthday.
00:21:53I know what you're thinking.
00:21:55It's only three months away.
00:21:56Good luck with that.
00:21:57No problem with me.
00:21:58Three months.
00:21:59We can do this with our guidance.
00:22:01Her world will be overhauled.
00:22:04We can help her master the life skills needed to be profitable and successful.
00:22:09Let's do it.
00:22:11Go Izzy.
00:22:12Meeting returned.
00:22:13We can do it.
00:22:15Per usual, I'm a miracle worker.
00:22:18Troy Graves, nepple baby to the Graves oil dynasty, is looking to impress Daddy by investing
00:22:23in startups.
00:22:24And he wants to hear what new app ideas you're cooking up.
00:22:27Seriously?
00:22:28I'm on his radar?
00:22:29He's new to this and isn't in Randall's world of petty business politics.
00:22:33All he needed to hear was how smart you are.
00:22:36Well, I am working on a personal project, sort of a whole life makeover of my sister.
00:22:41Really?
00:22:42Is that a thing?
00:22:43Yeah, yeah.
00:22:44The app idea would be crowdsourcing your most important decisions.
00:22:48Tagline, life coach by committee.
00:22:50Choose the right people and you can't go wrong.
00:22:52I love it.
00:22:53Get your pitch together.
00:22:54I'll circle back.
00:22:55Now, you all know me as Frank.
00:23:02An easy-going, kitten-loving, master of the wood-fired pizza oven.
00:23:07But before I invested my retirement funds into making gourmet pies, I was Frank.
00:23:14The accountant.
00:23:16Dark lord of numbers.
00:23:19Now, Izzy, how do you do your taxes?
00:23:23Frank, doesn't the cash register at work just add that automatically?
00:23:26He means income taxes, sweet pea.
00:23:28You know, I give you a W-2 every January.
00:23:30Oh, yes, and I always say thank you.
00:23:32Curtis, check the IRS database for outstanding warrants.
00:23:35Excuse me.
00:23:36Um, do you even track your spending?
00:23:38Oh, no, of course I do.
00:23:39I have a whole system.
00:23:40Oh, I even brought it.
00:23:43Sure.
00:23:45Shoe boxes for shoe receipts.
00:23:49And then the take-out box is full of all the delivery orders.
00:23:55And...
00:23:56You know, I think that's just recycling.
00:24:01Okay.
00:24:02Uh, before we learn how to budget, we're gonna learn a new sentence, kitty cat.
00:24:07I can't afford it.
00:24:10You can say it.
00:24:11I can't afford it.
00:24:12I don't wanna say that.
00:24:13Come on, Izzy.
00:24:14You agreed.
00:24:16Can I have a bathroom break?
00:24:17Later.
00:24:18I can't.
00:24:19It's a start, and we'll work on it.
00:24:20Okay.
00:24:21You really do get the best spot.
00:24:36I'm strategic.
00:24:37Can't leave these things to chance.
00:24:39Ah, practical life motto.
00:24:41I go after what I want, trying to be a good example to Izzy.
00:24:44Uh-huh.
00:24:45Is that why you're doing this?
00:24:46What do you mean?
00:24:47The psychologist in me wonders what you're getting out of this.
00:24:50Helping my sister.
00:24:52Goodnight.
00:24:53Goodnight.
00:24:54After doing a thorough evaluation of Izzy's current inventory.
00:25:01Oh, not my bridesmaid's combo dress.
00:25:03She said you wear it all again.
00:25:04I've been through four boyfriends in those jeans.
00:25:07Those are my custom-made roller skates.
00:25:11Classic.
00:25:12In a retro way.
00:25:14We keep.
00:25:16Those are working clothes.
00:25:19Those would be great on working women.
00:25:20They'd get a leg up.
00:25:21Mermaids don't have legs.
00:25:24One woman's trash is another woman's Halloween costume.
00:25:28I'm focusing on maximizing our ROI.
00:25:31I won't wear camping clothes.
00:25:33ROI means return on investment.
00:25:35I still won't wear camping clothes.
00:25:37High motion rebranding Izzy in affordable classic clothing.
00:25:42Ooh, I second.
00:25:44All of this was in your car trunk.
00:25:45Sample cell rejects.
00:25:46Budget friendly designer.
00:25:47Is this so real?
00:25:48Yes.
00:25:49Welcome to my world.
00:25:50Is this so real?
00:25:51Yes.
00:25:52Welcome to my world.
00:26:05The show will now begin.
00:26:26Oh, look at you, Izzy.
00:26:28Izzy, looks fantastic.
00:26:30Oh, my God, how fabulous.
00:26:38Izzy, you look beautiful.
00:26:42Okay, today we are whiteboarding Izzy's new career prospects.
00:26:46Take it away, Frank.
00:26:47Thank you, Megan.
00:26:49I present Izzy's career options.
00:26:52Are you even interested in these fields?
00:26:59Uh, esthetician sounds fun.
00:27:00Oh, I fainted during ear piercing.
00:27:02Well, let's brainstorm careers that don't involve needles.
00:27:05Izzy, logic question.
00:27:07What's your passion in life?
00:27:09Work should bring you joy.
00:27:10Nope, she's had enough joy.
00:27:11That's why we're all here.
00:27:13Uh, Curtis, would you mind reading back the minutes
00:27:15from our first meeting about Izzy's goals?
00:27:17I want to afford nice stuff.
00:27:19That's enough.
00:27:20Is that still true?
00:27:22Yeah, yeah.
00:27:23Okay, let's work backwards from there.
00:27:26Okay, here we go.
00:27:28There is no money in ear piercing.
00:27:30Half the people in my gym think that they're also yoga teachers,
00:27:33and I am not even addressing clown school.
00:27:35We need to work with Izzy's core competencies,
00:27:39so I drew up a resume.
00:27:40Curtis, if you could, please.
00:27:42This is what will get Izzy the dream job.
00:27:44The most recent job senior provisions courier, Frank's wood-fired pizza?
00:27:51I upscaled it a little.
00:27:52Branding sales associate, Nation One Health Services.
00:27:56Mm, I, uh, handed out sunscreen at Coachella once and got a free ticket.
00:28:00Aren't these kind of a stretch?
00:28:02Yeah, well, they're kind of a stretch that worked.
00:28:06My recruiter friend Yuki just got Iz an interview this Thursday to be the receptionist to a new art gallery.
00:28:12Well, I don't know anything about art.
00:28:14Oh, don't worry, honey.
00:28:15Nobody does.
00:28:17Yeah.
00:28:17Okay, Frank, we'll go over and have your techniques with you.
00:28:20Next action item, Izzy's social media makeover is complete.
00:28:26That's nice.
00:28:27Oh, that's so pretty and clean.
00:28:29Megan had me scattered in some socially relevant inspirational quotes.
00:28:32There's a Marilyn Monroe.
00:28:34Goddess.
00:28:35Give a girl the right pair of shoes and she can conquer the world.
00:28:38Oh, come on.
00:28:40Marilyn Monroe is the most fake quoted woman in history.
00:28:42Says who?
00:28:43Bette Mittler, the one who said that.
00:28:45What?
00:28:46Hocus Pocus 2.
00:28:47Okay.
00:28:47What women want?
00:28:48The point is it's inspirational.
00:28:50I'm clearly getting a lot of likes.
00:28:52Double tap.
00:28:56Yes!
00:29:03So, Izzy doesn't know we're coming?
00:29:05As head of operations oversight, I am leading this unscheduled field trip to check on compliance incognito.
00:29:11In secret?
00:29:12I don't know.
00:29:13Trust is the cornerstone to a relationship.
00:29:15True, but with any kitten I rescue, I consider the soul behind the meow.
00:29:21Frank, you contain multitudes.
00:29:22I can't believe I'm about to see my handiwork at work.
00:29:24Izzy did land this job on her own.
00:29:26What do you mean?
00:29:26With my fake resume or Frank's coaching?
00:29:28Give her a little credit.
00:29:28I'll go.
00:29:29Give her a little bit.
00:29:30I'll go first.
00:29:31After you.
00:29:32Why are you making this weird?
00:29:33Because I can.
00:29:33Just let it go out from the door for you with no strings attached.
00:29:35Hi.
00:29:43Thanks for coming.
00:29:44If you like anything, please come in.
00:29:47Hello?
00:29:48Artist community gallery?
00:29:49Okay.
00:29:50Uh-huh.
00:29:52No.
00:29:52Mm-mm.
00:29:53That one is sold.
00:29:54Mm-hmm.
00:29:55There she is.
00:29:55Ah!
00:29:56The receptionist in the wild.
00:29:57Yeah.
00:29:57You know what?
00:29:58Maybe we'll get another.
00:29:59No, yeah.
00:30:00No, that's not how it works, is it?
00:30:01Okay.
00:30:02All right.
00:30:02We'll talk later.
00:30:04Hmm.
00:30:05I don't care about whatever this is, but these colors would look great on Izzy.
00:30:09You know, I bet if I could do her colors, I bet she's a spring.
00:30:14You're in my spot.
00:30:16What?
00:30:16Possession's an item.
00:30:17Well, move it, tiny.
00:30:19No, just let me check on the other thing.
00:30:21I'll be right back.
00:30:24I could do that.
00:30:27Wait.
00:30:28Could I do that?
00:30:32I mean, what even is this?
00:30:34It's odd.
00:30:35Someone's left, Gary.
00:30:37Hmm.
00:30:39I admire the embracement of vacuous space and uncertainty here.
00:30:43Note to self, explore this theme in a series of calzones.
00:30:48Oh, oh.
00:30:50Here.
00:30:50Here.
00:30:51Just kidding.
00:30:52Here.
00:30:55Megan?
00:30:57What is going on here?
00:31:02Oh, sweetheart, here I was so worried that your social media had been hacked by AI.
00:31:07But no, this looks like it's the real deal.
00:31:11Port mission.
00:31:12We've been compromised, I repeat.
00:31:14A port.
00:31:14This outfit, Izzy.
00:31:16Wow, that is not your usual mix-and-match coordinates from the mall.
00:31:21It's gorgeous.
00:31:22Is it real, designer?
00:31:24Yeah, no, it actually is, believe it or not.
00:31:27Uh, Mom, what are you doing here?
00:31:29Well, what are you doing here?
00:31:30What are you both doing here?
00:31:32I was tracking Izzy on her phone because I don't know where you've been lately.
00:31:35You certainly do go to some empty office building a lot.
00:31:38Uh-huh.
00:31:39Those are the lily pad offices, and they hold sample sales there, which explains Izzy's
00:31:43new look.
00:31:44Oh.
00:31:45Mm-hmm.
00:31:45And a new job, apparently.
00:31:47Mom, what did you mean by tracked?
00:31:49I put the family scan app on Izzy's new phone.
00:31:52It's just a silly GPS thing.
00:31:54Of course, Ken.
00:31:55He thinks I'm a worrywart, but like Sally Field, not without my daughter.
00:32:00Aw.
00:32:01Mom, you track us?
00:32:02Well, not Megan.
00:32:04Unless you want me to, sweetheart.
00:32:05No, I don't.
00:32:07Uh, Mom, we should probably let Izzy get back to work.
00:32:10Well, what about dinner?
00:32:12I mean, your poor baby sister, she's got to eat.
00:32:15I'm buying.
00:32:17I'm sorry, have we met?
00:32:19Uh, Dominic Hayes.
00:32:21Uh.
00:32:22Yeah.
00:32:22Oh, you two are together.
00:32:25No.
00:32:26I'm a fellow lover.
00:32:27Megan, he's adorbs.
00:32:29Maybe we should all just go to Monsieur Frog's Bistro.
00:32:33Oh, and Izzy, you forgot our appointment.
00:32:36So I just came here.
00:32:37Mom and I have this, uh, tradition where we go to bridal boutiques and we try on dresses
00:32:40and drink free champagne.
00:32:42Uh-huh.
00:32:43What?
00:32:44Oh, you can't tell me that's real.
00:32:45It is if you're engaged.
00:32:46But why?
00:32:47Can't a mother dream?
00:32:49I mean, you girls are not getting any younger, and I want grandchildren.
00:32:53Uh, but...
00:32:54I, Iz, you should definitely get that.
00:32:56Right, uh, you know what?
00:32:57Sorry, Mom.
00:32:58Um, I have to take this really seriously.
00:33:00Aw.
00:33:01Well, uh, maybe.
00:33:03All right, Mom.
00:33:04We should probably let her.
00:33:05Come on.
00:33:05We can't see any art?
00:33:07That's a very nice one, isn't it?
00:33:08It's wonderful.
00:33:09It's beautiful.
00:33:14Mom, there you are.
00:33:15Look, the bad news is Izzy cannot be your on-call play date anymore, but the good news
00:33:20is you can stop paying her bills.
00:33:22Well, moms like to be needed sometimes.
00:33:24I understand, but please stop tempting her and sabotaging her new career.
00:33:30So, Dominic, how long have you and Megan known each other?
00:33:34Not long.
00:33:34A few weeks.
00:33:36Oh, and what do you do?
00:33:38Oh, please, Mom, no interrogation.
00:33:40Well, excuse me for being curious about your life, Megan.
00:33:43Would be the first time.
00:33:45So, you know, I do have that dinner, Izzy.
00:33:48How about all three of us go together?
00:33:51Actually, we have a whole kind of art crawl thing happening, so we can't make it.
00:33:55It's a lovely offer, Lois.
00:33:56Will rain check?
00:33:57You betcha.
00:33:58So good to see you, Mom.
00:33:59Get home safe.
00:34:01Okay.
00:34:02Goodbye.
00:34:03Lois does not know anything about the board, and it has to stay that way.
00:34:07Why?
00:34:07She seems delightful.
00:34:08She is.
00:34:09She's lovely, and she and Izzy are BFFs, but she totally coddles her, and apparently
00:34:14they go on a weird secret shopping trip.
00:34:15The fake wedding dressing actually sounds fun.
00:34:18I mean, free champagne?
00:34:19What?
00:34:20No, I've never been invited.
00:34:21Uh-huh.
00:34:23Now we're getting somewhere.
00:34:25What does that mean?
00:34:27Oh, no.
00:34:28Oh, no.
00:34:29Do not do that psychology thing where you make me answer my own questions, because I am
00:34:33not jealous about being left out at all.
00:34:35It's understandable if you are.
00:34:37Look, I think your mom wants to hang.
00:34:39This is me?
00:34:41Of course it is.
00:34:42Right out the front.
00:34:43Hmm.
00:34:44Let me.
00:34:44Okay.
00:34:48I'm fine.
00:34:56Curtis?
00:34:57Whiteboard and lights?
00:35:01Our missy here is romantically on board.
00:35:04Her little ship's tossing at the sea because she can't find a reliable port to drop anchor.
00:35:09Okay, yeah, when you see them bunched together like bad bananas.
00:35:14Baby, you want a bow, not a barnacle.
00:35:16Let's fish for a keeper.
00:35:18Way to commit to the nautical theme.
00:35:20Thanks, Frank.
00:35:21Al and I met on a holiday cocktail cruise.
00:35:23The ocean is a metaphor for love.
00:35:25So I motion this pearl, ditch her oyster shell, and find someone new.
00:35:30I second that motion.
00:35:31Time to get on the soul-crushing dating apps.
00:35:34Eh, I don't know.
00:35:36I think Izzy should meet a man doing things she loves.
00:35:39You know, like traffic school or doubling back to get free grocery store samples.
00:35:44Yeah, but that's how she met all the bad bananas.
00:35:46Oh, yeah, not true.
00:35:47Woody and I met in line at the port-a-potty for Lollapalooza.
00:35:50Hmm.
00:35:50All right, we need to get practical.
00:35:52Treat finding love like finding that one perfect pair of jeans.
00:35:57They look good.
00:35:58They feel good.
00:35:59They're just right.
00:36:01All of my online readers swear by truelovesmatch.com.
00:36:05All right, so all in favor of online dating, say aye.
00:36:08Aye.
00:36:09Aye.
00:36:09Aye.
00:36:10He enjoys volleyball, camping, and making authentic Thai food.
00:36:15Let's meet Zach.
00:36:17No.
00:36:18Oh, I'm still getting lost in his eyes.
00:36:20No.
00:36:20He cut himself out from an old photo with an ex-girlfriend.
00:36:22He's clearly not over her.
00:36:23Exactly.
00:36:24It takes one second to take a new selfie.
00:36:27If there's another arm in the photo, it's attached to the hand he wishes he was holding.
00:36:30Mm-hmm.
00:36:31Maybe it's his sister or a friend.
00:36:33It's not.
00:36:34Bullet dodged.
00:36:36Next.
00:36:36All right, let's move on to Steven.
00:36:38He's a doctor who once revived a heart attack victim on an airplane.
00:36:42Sounds promising-ish.
00:36:43Let's see him.
00:36:45Is that supposed to be his niece?
00:36:48Babysitting?
00:36:49Maybe it's his own Bambina.
00:36:51Oh, I can't be a stepmom.
00:36:52Online dating is such a needle in a haystack approach.
00:36:55Right?
00:36:56That's why I deleted my dating app.
00:36:57Same.
00:36:57It's just a big bait and switch.
00:36:59What if we reverse-engineered this, figured out what the ideal mate is?
00:37:05I like your blue sky thinking.
00:37:06Let's make a list.
00:37:07Meg loves the list.
00:37:08Mm-hmm.
00:37:09Like, for me, my ideal mate has to be funny.
00:37:11Yes.
00:37:12Sense of humor is a must.
00:37:13And they should also be at least a little bit handy.
00:37:16Like, they could build a medium-level difficulty desk.
00:37:18Exactly.
00:37:19Like, owns an Allen wrench and isn't afraid of a little DIY.
00:37:22Yes.
00:37:22And they have to be a basketball fan, of course.
00:37:25Oh, 100%.
00:37:25Did you catch the game the other night?
00:37:27Legendary.
00:37:28And, you know, just somebody who you feel like you can be yourself around.
00:37:31Someone...
00:37:31Someone you couldn't confide in.
00:37:34Yeah, someone who genuinely listens.
00:37:36Yeah.
00:37:37Someone who thinks you're pretty great, just somebody who you are.
00:37:39Hey!
00:37:40Hey!
00:37:41Can we get the boat back on course?
00:37:43I'm getting seasick.
00:37:44While you two were so cutely sidetracked with DIY and basketball, Izzy picked Carson, a finance
00:37:51wizard who's into tennis, Japanese whiskey, and Taylor Swift, but only because his niece
00:37:56has twisted his arm.
00:37:57And Patsy already messaged him.
00:37:59Wow.
00:38:00Okay.
00:38:01He just asked me out for tonight.
00:38:03Oh, wow.
00:38:03Wait.
00:38:04Patsy, what did you...
00:38:05Don't want to know.
00:38:07Well, that felt quick, but all in favor of Izzy dating Carson, say aye.
00:38:12Aye.
00:38:13Nah.
00:38:14Just don't like the guy.
00:38:15Bad vibes.
00:38:16Oh, Frank.
00:38:17It's a fine option.
00:38:19How I'm supposed to act.
00:38:23I got him close, please, straight away.
00:38:27He hadn't even told me his name.
00:38:30And the bloodshed me on my face.
00:38:33Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:38:37Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:38:43Help me get cleaned up.
00:38:47We made very, very small talk.
00:38:54As we walked to the pictures.
00:38:59I was a wreck when he took my...
00:39:04Professor Hayes with a crescent wrench in the...
00:39:07Upstairs bathroom.
00:39:08Upstairs bathroom.
00:39:13Hey, uh, thank you so much for coming over to help out.
00:39:16Yeah, no worries. I was just at home grading papers tonight anyway.
00:39:20Exciting, huh?
00:39:21Oh, yeah. Almost as exciting as my night of wine and doom scrolling.
00:39:26Speaking of, uh, grading papers, why a professor of psychology?
00:39:31You really want to know?
00:39:32Yes, I do want to know.
00:39:34Well, I'm fascinated about what makes people tick,
00:39:38what motivates us, why we do what we do.
00:39:41I moved to America, got a PhD in psych,
00:39:43but quickly realized I didn't want to be a therapist.
00:39:46Why not?
00:39:47I enjoy the research. Exploring the big picture and the teaching.
00:39:51Gives me a healthy work-life balance.
00:39:53Oh, right, yeah, like, uh, grading papers on a Saturday night
00:39:56kind of work-life balance.
00:39:58Ouch.
00:39:59Oh, my gosh.
00:40:00Madam, why not doing scrolling?
00:40:03Wait a minute.
00:40:04Uh-huh.
00:40:07Rubber gasket shot.
00:40:08Ooh.
00:40:09I have more of those.
00:40:11Sometimes, when I'm at Hardware Hamlet, I like to stack up.
00:40:17Yeah, me too.
00:40:18Okay.
00:40:22Here we go.
00:40:23Okay.
00:40:24And...
00:40:25And...
00:40:26Voila.
00:40:27Oh, that is perfect.
00:40:29I really appreciate you coming over.
00:40:31I didn't think you'd text me back.
00:40:33I didn't even think you really liked me very much.
00:40:35Well, you stole my parking spot.
00:40:37You cannot get over that, can you?
00:40:40Yeah, I, uh, I have to admit, I've, um, never met anyone like you before.
00:40:45It's refreshing.
00:40:46You've, uh, certainly rocked me out of my bubble.
00:40:49Happy to help out.
00:40:53But I am recording the game, if you, you know, wanted to.
00:40:56Oh, uh, you're inviting me to watch the game.
00:40:59Well, I mean, you're the psychology professor, so you tell me.
00:41:02Sure.
00:41:03Yes, yes, yes.
00:41:04Yes!
00:41:05Yes!
00:41:06Right?
00:41:21What's here?
00:41:22A surprise.
00:41:24Ta-da!
00:41:25It's yours.
00:41:26What?
00:41:27Oh.
00:41:28No way!
00:41:29Thought you'd like it.
00:41:30No, no, no, no way.
00:41:31As in, I can't afford this.
00:41:32See?
00:41:33I practiced.
00:41:34Mm.
00:41:35Actually, you can.
00:41:36Well, I technically paid the deposit in the first six months' rent, but, uh, think of
00:41:39it as a gift to get you out of that room.
00:41:41Yeah.
00:41:42No, no, no, no way.
00:41:43As in, I can't afford this.
00:41:45See?
00:41:46I practiced.
00:41:47Mm.
00:41:48Actually, you can.
00:41:49Well, I technically paid the deposit in the first six months' rent, but, uh, think of it
00:41:52as a gift to get you out of that roommate situation.
00:41:55Plus, if you stick to the budget that we drew up for you, you absolutely can afford
00:42:00it in this fancy new gallery job.
00:42:03Okay.
00:42:04I will move in under one condition.
00:42:07Hm.
00:42:08Lunch with Mom.
00:42:09No.
00:42:10Why not?
00:42:11You are too hard on her.
00:42:12I'm not too... anything on her is.
00:42:15I'm not.
00:42:16Okay, well, I miss her, and I think if we do spend a little time with her, then maybe
00:42:21she wouldn't try to track me down like she did before.
00:42:24Okay, that's fair.
00:42:25Oh, and you guys can meet my new man.
00:42:28Do you mean Carson?
00:42:31Izzy, that's very fast.
00:42:33We've been out twice.
00:42:35You know, Carson talks a lot about work, and, you know, I know it's very important because
00:42:39I don't understand a word he's saying.
00:42:40That's not true, Iz.
00:42:42No, it is.
00:42:43Wait until you see.
00:42:44Okay.
00:42:45What I mean is, Izzy, you're very smart.
00:42:47I got a negative on my SAT.
00:42:48I didn't know that was possible.
00:42:50When you don't show up, it is.
00:42:51Okay.
00:42:52Anyway, I am very much looking forward to meeting Carson.
00:42:55It's really good to meet someone who opens your world up.
00:42:58Oh.
00:42:59Yeah.
00:43:00Who is he?
00:43:01Tell me.
00:43:02I didn't.
00:43:03Tell me, tell me, tell me.
00:43:04Oh my God.
00:43:06Is it Dominic?
00:43:07How?
00:43:08It is Dominic.
00:43:09It, it, it is so cute.
00:43:11Cute?
00:43:12Is it cute?
00:43:13Yes!
00:43:14That he's into you.
00:43:15How can you tell?
00:43:16When was the last time you dated?
00:43:18I remember high waisted jeans were coming back into style.
00:43:21Oh.
00:43:22Anyway.
00:43:23He did kind of come over the other night.
00:43:25Oh.
00:43:26Way to go, sis.
00:43:27Fixed my shower?
00:43:28Mm-hmm.
00:43:29Anyway, I thought we were talking about you and Carson.
00:43:32I can't wait to meet him.
00:43:33And he will.
00:43:34At lunch.
00:43:35At mom.
00:43:36Mm.
00:43:37Mm.
00:43:38Mm.
00:43:39Mm.
00:43:4030 George Washingtons were a cheeseburger.
00:43:43Izzy knows to meet us here.
00:43:46Right?
00:43:47Yes.
00:43:48And not Monsieur Frog's Bistro?
00:43:49Yes.
00:43:50Yes, mom.
00:43:51Carson made the reservation.
00:43:52Does he think we're paying?
00:43:53No.
00:43:54Honey, did you bring the airline miles credit card?
00:43:57Dollywood, here we come.
00:43:59Oh.
00:44:00Don't worry.
00:44:01Izzy says it's his treat and that this guy makes bank.
00:44:03Oh.
00:44:04When did you talk to Izzy?
00:44:06Um, I can't remember exactly, but it was, it did happen and it was, it was recently-ish.
00:44:13I hope this is one of those places that send leftovers home in those big foil swans.
00:44:19Oh.
00:44:20He looks chiseled out of marble.
00:44:23The real stuff, not the counter jobs.
00:44:26Hmm.
00:44:27I could take him in an old school Navy pull-up contest.
00:44:30I am good.
00:44:31Everyone, this is Carson.
00:44:33Hey.
00:44:34He just told me all about you.
00:44:35Ken.
00:44:36Yeah.
00:44:37Lois.
00:44:38Megan.
00:44:39Sit.
00:44:40Sit.
00:44:41So, how did you two meet and why didn't I know anything about this before?
00:44:44Because they, uh, met online, right, Iz?
00:44:46Yep.
00:44:47It's a true love's match.
00:44:48See what I did there?
00:44:50So clever.
00:44:52And Carson, that is a handsome name.
00:44:55Hmm.
00:44:56So what is it that you do besides belong to an elegant club?
00:45:00Hedge fund manager.
00:45:01Oh.
00:45:02Manager.
00:45:03Now that sounds very official.
00:45:05Uh, how about I order us all the best dishes and we share?
00:45:08Okay.
00:45:09He's a little different for Izzy.
00:45:10Why?
00:45:11Because he has a job?
00:45:12Well, yes.
00:45:13And he's wearing shoes.
00:45:14They were nice shoes.
00:45:15All right.
00:45:16I make it quick.
00:45:17I'm angry.
00:45:18Wow, you have such a good sense of humor.
00:45:19And he is so smart.
00:45:20Uh, Carson's teaching me a lot about his work.
00:45:21Like, derivatives.
00:45:22Derivatives.
00:45:23That's where it's at.
00:45:24I didn't know that Izzy was interested in money.
00:45:25Besides spending mine.
00:45:26Well, we call it finance, not money.
00:45:27Oh.
00:45:28Well.
00:45:29Look at me.
00:45:30I don't know the insider lingo.
00:45:33Ken.
00:45:34Ken.
00:45:35So fascinating.
00:45:36My expertise is in long-short equity strategy.
00:45:38See, now what that is in layman's terms.
00:45:40Taking the long position on a stock on the rise of money.
00:45:42Oh, no.
00:45:43That's where it's at.
00:45:44I didn't know that Izzy was interested in money.
00:45:45Besides spending mine.
00:45:46We call it finance, not money.
00:45:47Oh, well.
00:45:48Look at me.
00:45:49I don't know the insider lingo.
00:45:50Ken.
00:45:51Ken.
00:45:52Ken.
00:45:53Ken.
00:45:54Ken.
00:45:55Ken.
00:45:56Ken.
00:45:57Ken.
00:45:58Ken.
00:45:59Ken.
00:46:00Ken.
00:46:01Ken.
00:46:02Ken.
00:46:03Ken.
00:46:04Ken.
00:46:05Ken.
00:46:06Ken.
00:46:07Ken.
00:46:08Ken.
00:46:09Ken.
00:46:10Ken.
00:46:11Ken.
00:46:12Ken.
00:46:13Ken.
00:46:14Ken.
00:46:15Ken.
00:46:16Ken.
00:46:17Ken.
00:46:18Ken.
00:46:19Ken.
00:46:20Ken.
00:46:21Ken.
00:46:22Ken.
00:46:23Ken.
00:46:24Ken.
00:46:25Ken.
00:46:26Ken.
00:46:27Ken.
00:46:28Ken.
00:46:29Ken.
00:46:30Ken.
00:46:31Ken.
00:46:32Ken.
00:46:33I do it all the time with Jill and Ronna from the Baking Reddit.
00:46:37Babe, before I forget, big client drinks tonight.
00:46:41You're going to change?
00:46:42Oh.
00:46:44As if it's cocktail attire, you could wear that green dress from the sample sale.
00:46:47Mm.
00:46:47Oh, do you think gold shoes are black?
00:46:50Oh, black for sure.
00:46:50Well, I am going to have to check out this sample sale myself sometime soon.
00:46:56Mm.
00:46:57Mm.
00:46:58Thank you so much.
00:46:59Oh.
00:47:01Okay.
00:47:01Call me.
00:47:02All right, I will.
00:47:02I will.
00:47:04Okay.
00:47:05Bye.
00:47:11Something is going on here.
00:47:13Yeah, Mom, Izzy finally decided to adult.
00:47:15Does this have something to do with that dinner party monologue from last month?
00:47:19Mom, why would you say that?
00:47:20Well, new look, new job, new boyfriend.
00:47:24All without consulting me.
00:47:28I just hope she's happy.
00:47:29Of course she's happy.
00:47:30Why wouldn't she be?
00:47:31This is everything she's ever wanted.
00:47:33Is it?
00:47:35Okay, what does that mean?
00:47:38No.
00:47:39Nothing.
00:47:42Six swans a-swimming leftovers for Kato.
00:47:46Aw.
00:47:46Let's get Lois home.
00:47:48Yeah, I'll hold him.
00:47:50Yeah, just give it to me.
00:47:51Be very gentle with them.
00:47:52Be very gentle with them.
00:47:53Delicate.
00:47:53See you later, Meggert.
00:47:54See you, K-pop.
00:47:56Thank you later, ma'am.
00:47:58Bell.
00:48:08Bell.
00:48:09Bell.
00:48:09Bell.
00:48:09Bell.
00:48:10Bell.
00:48:10So many bells.
00:48:24Wow.
00:48:24So much boring mail.
00:48:26No, uh, no Carson today?
00:48:28Oh, he's in Vegas for a bachelor party for one of his bros.
00:48:31Hmm.
00:48:32Private plane, pricey cigars, high stakes, poker.
00:48:34Sounds boring.
00:48:35They're great.
00:48:36Hmm.
00:48:37Hey, uh, is, are you, um, are you happy with Carson?
00:48:42Well, it's what the board chose, right?
00:48:45Yeah, but that's not really what I'm asking.
00:48:48Isn't that my mail?
00:48:50Well, it's not mine.
00:48:51That's very 1990s.
00:48:54Oh, is that a party invitation?
00:48:57Same.
00:48:59Looks like Marjorie's turning the big 7-0.
00:49:01Hmm.
00:49:02If she was my board member, it'd be scheduled.
00:49:04She was the only one who I actually liked.
00:49:06Well, I love a party.
00:49:07Let's go.
00:49:08Oh, no, Izzy, it's not like that kind of a party.
00:49:11It's gonna be, you know, fancy champagne, classical music,
00:49:15much just corporate chit-chat.
00:49:16Will you have me at free champagne?
00:49:17Izzy, first of all, there's no such thing as free champagne.
00:49:19Why?
00:49:21Look, Randall's gonna be there, okay?
00:49:24Oh, that trash basket that ousted you from your job?
00:49:27That very trash basket.
00:49:29Well, who cares?
00:49:30If Marge wants you to be there, you should go.
00:49:35No, you know what?
00:49:36You're right.
00:49:37I should not let Randall dictate my social schedule.
00:49:41Exactly.
00:49:43So what are we wearing?
00:49:47It's just wild to me that Carson goes to this club, too.
00:49:50I mean, I just can't believe that all rich people belong to the same one.
00:49:53It certainly does seem that way.
00:49:55Ah.
00:50:00Izzy, you...
00:50:01Izzy, you can't.
00:50:03There's Marjorie, birthday girl, guest of honor.
00:50:06Hi, Marge.
00:50:07Happy birthday.
00:50:08Work it, girl.
00:50:09Happy birthday.
00:50:10Work it, girl.
00:50:11Oh.
00:50:12Sorry.
00:50:18Nice crowd.
00:50:19I thought that was you, Megs.
00:50:20Randall, what a surprise.
00:50:21Oh, you're the surprise.
00:50:22You look great.
00:50:23I, uh, thought you'd look more depressed.
00:50:24That's my point.
00:50:25I mean, that joke's dealer.
00:50:26Actually, no.
00:50:27I've never been happier.
00:50:28And free.
00:50:29Free of the schedule.
00:50:30It's plummeting stock now that Megan Moore isn't at the helm.
00:50:32Frank, help me watch the stock market.
00:50:33Good job.
00:50:34Well, every stock has a down day.
00:50:35And where have I heard that before?
00:50:36Randy, firing my sister was a big mistake.
00:50:39Epic.
00:50:40You and the board might think you're flying high, but you aren't.
00:50:43You want to know why Megan looks so great?
00:50:44She's got the wind beneath her wings.
00:50:45What is this nonsense?
00:50:46It's called a clapback.
00:50:47Don't try to keep up.
00:50:48Don't try to keep up.
00:50:49No, I don't have to do that.
00:50:50No, I don't have to do that.
00:50:51No, I don't have to do that.
00:50:52I don't have to do that.
00:50:53You don't have to do that.
00:50:54You don't have to do that.
00:50:55You don't have to do that.
00:50:56I don't have to do that.
00:50:57I don't have to do that.
00:50:58You don't have to do that.
00:50:59Aberdeen her wings.
00:51:00What is this nonsense?
00:51:02It's called a clapback.
00:51:03Don't try to keep up.
00:51:04If you'll excuse me, I'll be, uh, taking my leave.
00:51:09Perfect.
00:51:10My work is done here.
00:51:14Hmm.
00:51:15Easy?
00:51:16That was incredible.
00:51:17You really had my back just then.
00:51:19Why do you sound so surprised?
00:51:21Well, I—I don't know.
00:51:24I haven't exactly always or maybe even ever been there for you
00:51:27and sisterly back at moments like that.
00:51:28at moments like that better late than never let's celebrate can we get some lemon drop shots that
00:51:34sounds awful that's what everyone says at first
00:51:53do not be fooled by their cuteness they're smart and wily creatures i never even knew you like
00:51:58dogs but you know we had a dog before you were born right you did yeah well he was mostly dad's dog
00:52:07gus he was a basset hound why am i just hearing about this i can't believe mom never talks about
00:52:11gus or dad she's just worried what ken will think and i think she's probably very sad what was gus
00:52:18like oh he was the very best he was obsessed with the mailman he had these velvet years past gas it
00:52:25would clear a room he sounds perfect he really was i remember when he died he told me the story
00:52:33about how gus had crossed over to the other side of the rainbow bridge and how he was playing with
00:52:37puppies on the other side i wasn't really sure if i bought it to be honest with you but i could tell
00:52:43it made dad feel better so i went along with it that's sweet i wish i had more memories with dad like
00:52:50you do hey you know i'd love to talk with you about that stuff like any time right i'm really glad
00:52:58we're doing this you know hanging out as sisters me too hey do you remember that time we went roller
00:53:06skating oh how could i forget you taught me everything i know i remember being so nervous for
00:53:11leslie parker's roller derby themed party and then look at me i crushed seventh grade pretty much a big
00:53:16deal now i don't know what i would have done if he didn't teach me how to stop guess who troy graves
00:53:22and his moolah want to meet with tomorrow hugh oh that is the best news i told him all about your
00:53:28sister fixer project he loves this idea of a crowdsourcing decisions app oh that's fantastic i mean
00:53:34i'm still very much in you know the strategy and development phase but it is going so well i mean the
00:53:40change in izzy's life has been unreal and that's what the money people like to hear go do this it's my
00:53:45finder's fee on the line and it's my second chance thank you yuki yes okay
00:54:15okay so we've been talking about the five steps of the psychology of change pre-contemplation
00:54:24contemplation preparation action and maintenance now while the steps sound like a steady forward
00:54:31progression the model actually represents a spiral because individuals are individual each marches
00:54:41to the beat of their own drummer recycling through the steps is often the rule not the exception
00:54:48um okay read chapters 14 to 18 by next class have a great weekend everyone
00:54:53thank you auditing my intro into site class yeah a little bit something you said actually stuck with
00:55:09me do you worry that izzy's you know kind of destined to cycle back through the stages of change
00:55:16well do you kind of i mean think about it historically she's been a pretty wait you're doing
00:55:23that thing you're doing that thing where you're gonna make me answer my own questions again i'm not
00:55:27falling for it hey uh i actually have some news i have a meeting with a startup investor tomorrow
00:55:34wow congrats that's fantastic thank you funny enough izzy m inc actually gets the credit
00:55:41that concept is life coach by committee except you know in an app format and what does izzy think
00:55:47oh i mean we're still in talking concept stage i'll let her know when there's something to know
00:55:52well a heads up wouldn't hurt it's early you know i don't want to jinx anything besides if it goes
00:55:58forward i'd involve her in the development process yeah sister sister win well if you think so but
00:56:04i think izzy's in this for the sisterly bonding not the business you know the emotional connection
00:56:10she thinks this is real it is real we walked rescue dogs the other day it was a very bonding moment
00:56:19thanks again no more days thanks you um no you could have returned this at the next board meeting
00:56:25oh i was in the neighborhood by way of many other totally unrelated neighborhoods
00:56:33you free for dinner tonight yeah what were you thinking oh there's a fantastic little gourmet
00:56:37market near your place oh nice you're on a dinner at a grocery store not quite
00:56:47you did throw me there for a minute i like to keep doing your toes
00:56:50i had lois gave me that pan as a gift for christmas last year cannot wait to tell her
00:56:57someone used it i take you don't cook oh i realized after i left the schedule that there's kind of a
00:57:03lot of things that i don't do yeah i don't cook i don't meditate don't really date that's um lois
00:57:11doesn't teach you any beloved family recipes oh no she definitely did they all just start with a can
00:57:15of soup or some tater tots i mean not that i blame her she was pretty busy she had her hands full
00:57:21raising izzy and i by herself after her dad died in a heart attack um sorry that's that's bruto yeah look
00:57:34dad he looks like a good guy oh the best like best best guy
00:57:46my mom gave me this so i'll always have him close to my heart
00:57:49it's nice it's kind of crazy to think about that just overnight lois was a single working
00:57:54mom of an incredibly willful toddler and a very grumpy dad i remember being just so mad
00:58:01i felt so mad that my dad had died with a stupid reaction right uh seems like a totally normal
00:58:07adolescent reaction yeah i remember just kind of wanting to push everyone away it just seemed easier
00:58:14somehow and savor yeah i didn't want to talk about it figured it wouldn't change anything
00:58:20i remember kind of pretending to process everything i wanted them to think i had everything under control
00:58:28wanted to think that you could work these out your own way self-reliance is kind of my superpower
00:58:32because you like doing things on your own put it this way i was already away at college when my mom
00:58:38met ken and uh is he was still in grade school so they formed their own little family unit and i
00:58:43forged my own path and an impressive path that is you know it's um not too late to befriend your mom
00:58:52you know tell her how you feel
00:58:54uh this is so good what did you put on the chicken don't think i didn't notice you just changed the
00:59:04subject well i wouldn't ask if i didn't want to know
00:59:10lemon zest but the secret adding just a little bit of paprika
00:59:15really really i mean you've cooked everything you didn't have to wash the dishes as well
00:59:23oh look i'm an overachiever i do like that about you
00:59:28well um good night good night
00:59:34before i forget
00:59:45good night
01:00:00and going and going and so i told miller i'll eat you alive for lunch if you mess with my performance
01:00:06compensation with your soft hurdle rates actually i'll order for myself i've got it you just keep
01:00:12bringing the gorgeous you bring another fresh around drinks
01:00:16hmm i looked up your sis high net worth does she need a financial advisor
01:00:25you know you never actually ask about my life
01:00:30sure can you ask your sister if she needs a financial advisor
01:00:42okay who's adopted a kid are you still using the schedule oh yeah i like the structure and order
01:00:53you really yeah i am i texted you you didn't text back yeah i'm sorry um about the other night i had a
01:01:02really lovely time but um it was unprofessional it's totally against the board of director bylaws you
01:01:08know those bylaws are made up right yeah by me i take them very seriously do you ever not get too
01:01:12much inside your own head my head my head my rules i officially call this meeting to order
01:01:20curtis uh no old business today quick agenda new business only i want to dump carson i motion we
01:01:26do that or whatever huh i told you so i told you well i thought you liked carson you never did why
01:01:32do you want me to it's valuable performance metric well that's not really a way to describe someone do you
01:01:36guys know that mondays happen every week like every week they just keep happening you know and
01:01:41i show up to the art gallery at 9 a.m and my life is just a constant snooze button and i answer boring
01:01:46phone calls and i have a boring day and i scroll boring social media i'm sorry joe but it's true
01:01:51yeah and and meanwhile all my friends are just you know living their best lives crashing yacht parties
01:01:56and getting sunburned at music festivals and just making questionable decisions really cool things
01:02:00that i am not allowed to do okay izzy those are just future regrets well my past future regrets
01:02:06were good stories okay not like fixing a shower fixing a shower i'm so lost day one we all agreed
01:02:15to keep izzy's best interest front and center so let's open discussions on izzy's proposals these
01:02:20are not proposals these are complaints either way we debate the pros and cons and put things to a vote
01:02:25robert's rules of order right great which we will do when we reconvene but i have to go because i have an
01:02:31appointment no no what kind of appointment there's nothing on your calendar it's an emergency to root
01:02:37canal i will see you when we reconvene on monday i mean does it hurt who wears a chic wide-legged
01:02:43pantsuit to a root canal my father is still stuck in the fossil fuels of last century well mr graves
01:02:50those fossil fuels got you some pretty sweet office space i think the future is connectivity i agree i am
01:02:56all about in-person connectivity no no no like connecting through our phones yuki said you're
01:03:03spearheading a whole life transformation for your own sister how does that work exactly drawing upon
01:03:09my time at be scheduled i assembled a skilled board of directors the mission a total reorg of izzy's
01:03:16life now committees were formed to impact every bucket of her life career relationship appearance and
01:03:23the same can be true for subscribers to our app using their contacts wow
01:03:34hi hi please
01:03:41you're a regulator no not really just this kind of seemed like a good idea neutral territory
01:03:48um about the other day i'm sorry yeah me too i um i shouldn't have said what i did about getting
01:03:57so much in my own head yeah like i totally understand i'm a complete head case you know
01:04:02sorry one one one one second yeah yeah hi this is megan
01:04:08what the the police yes yes of course i will be right there bye
01:04:15that was izzy's apartment manager apparently she threw a little party
01:04:19ah well it sounds like a good one if the cops are called
01:04:24wait wait wait wait wait wait no no no not the throw pillows
01:04:33hello come on in
01:04:35izzy what what has happened here a party yes i can see that who who who is this oh i'm woody
01:04:48sure for woody street art ex-con um i can hear you oh and then i told you i was done with carson i
01:04:55couldn't listen to one more word about arbitration or gross exposure so you thought you'd just throw a
01:04:59little soiree to celebrate your newfound singlehood actually no this is to celebrate that i quit my
01:05:03gallery job without consulting anyone on the board izzy you agreed this was your idea and then you
01:05:12invited your weird friends over to trash your apartment this has been so hard meg izzy once again
01:05:19you have made a gigantic mess and you just expect someone else to come in and clean it up i thought
01:05:24that you had changed
01:05:34whoa just wait a second what don't you think you're being just a little hard on izzy
01:05:39izzy is backsliding or regressing or whatever the term is all of our hard work
01:05:44poof it's gone maybe izzy's just being true to her own nature well yeah so then what was the
01:05:49point of this entire experiment granted this whole thing was a life makeover for izzy but
01:05:54you know it's become bigger than that do you want to get some dinner i can cook we can talk some
01:05:59more i'm sorry i just don't feel like i'm very good company right now would it be okay if we talked
01:06:04after the next meeting yeah of course um we can wait till then
01:06:14the next meeting oh my god oh my god oh my god okay hi hi so uh what happened
01:06:33troy wants to jump right into the analysis and planning stage of app development with
01:06:37you taking charge his lawyers are already talking finances and budget
01:06:42wow i mean that is that is that's really fast you know i haven't even had a chance to tell izzy about
01:06:48this yet well you better fill her in or the press release will okay um yuki i feel like maybe i should
01:06:54probably tell you that the uh izzy m ink experiment kind of kind of imploded nope not listening i don't
01:07:00want to hear how the inspiration for the app is a dud be psych girl boss new chapter
01:07:05all right new chapter thanks hey guys so uh before we start i have news and uh it's kind of big so
01:07:18i'm just suddenly feeling like i missed something what's going on izzy
01:07:23what is happening what why are you how could you betray me like this what curtis what she doesn't
01:07:34know does she i'll do the honors entrepreneur troy graves is partnering with startup hotshot megan
01:07:43more to develop a revolutionary life coach by committee app quote megan brings unprecedented
01:07:49skill to the creation of this product just as she did with her unorthodox approach of applying the
01:07:54principles of business to successfully overhaul her own sister's life press release goes on the list
01:08:00some examples of how the art can capitalize on them and they use izzy's full name too which is wrong you
01:08:07guys i i very much understand that this looks really bad but please let me explain the press release was
01:08:14really not supposed to come out this soon should not have mentioned you but listen when i tell you
01:08:19about this you're gonna be excited excited yeah no you used me izzy m inc this board the whole thing
01:08:27was just for your own career resuscitation no not even close izzy the whole investor thing of it all that
01:08:37started after we began this has always been about helping you helping me or helping me become you
01:08:45my whole life i looked up to perfect megan but she didn't even know i was there i just got left
01:08:52behind i was left behind you always had mom you had ken you know mom would always say that oh we don't
01:09:00got to worry about megan she's got a good head on her shoulders oh really mom said that yeah figures
01:09:06yeah and what does that mean for me huh that i'm the screw up because maybe i should just own it
01:09:11izzy i had no idea of course not because up until a few months ago we barely spoke
01:09:19are you embarrassed of me no no because i thought that this whole experiment would
01:09:26bring us together and make me more like you and that i would fit more into your bubble
01:09:31and like you would like me of course i like you wouldn't like you yeah but you know what i learned
01:09:37through all this i might be a disaster but i'm a happy disaster megan all you care about is being
01:09:45perfect and on schedule and making sure you have everything right but you don't even know what
01:09:52happiness feels like but i know that doesn't really matter to you because um you're on top now as a big
01:10:00ceo what does it matter about the casualties along the way
01:10:04ceo what are you doing here frank megan what is going on izzy can fill you in
01:10:32and mom and uh i resign effective immediately so um curtis maybe you
01:10:43right
01:10:50may go
01:10:51is
01:11:14is he
01:11:21I tried to stay mad, but my mom wisely said,
01:11:26to err is human, to forgive, to fine.
01:11:29I don't think Beverly can...
01:11:30Oh, she sent over a fresh batch of booch.
01:11:34Come on.
01:11:39I, uh, really screwed up, didn't I?
01:11:43Pretty much.
01:11:44So what happened after I left?
01:11:46Board's dissolved. Experiment over.
01:11:49I did get to hang out with Lois, though.
01:11:51I can't believe she didn't try to take over.
01:11:54It's, uh, kind of Lois's M.O.
01:11:56Izzy didn't want her to.
01:11:59Oh, man, I just, I really messed up with Izzy.
01:12:01I have no idea how to make this up to her.
01:12:03Can't help you there.
01:12:06Hey, um, I have some other kind of bad news,
01:12:11which is that I...
01:12:13I decided not to take Troy Graves' money.
01:12:17It just didn't feel like the right thing to do anymore.
01:12:19I'm sorry.
01:12:20Oh, I wasn't coming with you anyway.
01:12:23What?
01:12:24Why not?
01:12:25You weren't the only one secretly taking meetings.
01:12:29Curtis!
01:12:29I got a social media job at the Initiator Press.
01:12:33You're...
01:12:33That's wonderful.
01:12:36I'm so happy for you.
01:12:40Good job, Curtis.
01:12:41So, what are you going to do?
01:12:48I don't know.
01:12:52But you know what?
01:12:53I am overdue doing this.
01:12:56Bye-bye, bescheduled.
01:13:01Izzy's right.
01:13:03I am the tragic one.
01:13:04I've been so busy trying to have control over absolutely everything that I...
01:13:08I haven't been living.
01:13:10Well, like my mom always says,
01:13:12you need to go find your smile.
01:13:14Curtis, your mom.
01:13:19Curtis, your mom's right.
01:13:20She always is.
01:13:24Yeah.
01:13:29We should have told you, mom.
01:13:32Well, I knew something was going on.
01:13:34I call it mom tuition.
01:13:36Right.
01:13:37Believe me, I was happy that you girls were spending time together,
01:13:40but I didn't know you formed a corporation.
01:13:43We're having board meetings.
01:13:44Which is a very clever idea, actually.
01:13:49I'm just a little sad you didn't want me to be a part of it.
01:13:52I'm sorry, mom.
01:13:53I am.
01:13:54I do know what it feels like to be excluded.
01:13:56Honey, I never meant for you to feel left out of the family.
01:14:00You just always seemed like you didn't need us.
01:14:03That's not true.
01:14:06Megan, you're so together.
01:14:08Whereas Izzy is Izzy.
01:14:12I know.
01:14:14And I know how you must have thought I was playing favorites.
01:14:19But I love each of my girls equally.
01:14:26Thank you, mom.
01:14:27I, uh, yeah, I think I actually did need to hear that, so.
01:14:35I'm, I'm, I miss dad.
01:14:37I do, too.
01:14:41And, by the way, I do know that you were just doing the best you could with Izzy.
01:14:46I, I get that now.
01:14:47And you were doing the best you could with your board of directors thing.
01:14:52Yes.
01:14:52But really, I think I was just trying to become a version of you.
01:14:55Just swoop in, try to fix everything, and...
01:14:58Well, we're fixers no more, because little baby bird Izzy has blown the nest.
01:15:03Really?
01:15:03Yeah.
01:15:03She's still not really speaking to me.
01:15:07Well, I told her you weren't doing the app anymore, but she does still have that voodoo doll in her bedroom.
01:15:13Looks remarkably like you, actually.
01:15:16She's very talented when she's mad.
01:15:19She did sign up for a yoga teacher training course, and she's studying to get her esthetician license.
01:15:27She did pass ear piercing.
01:15:28Wow.
01:15:30She's giving herself options.
01:15:31That's very smart.
01:15:32Yeah.
01:15:33And she missed her friends in that nutty home she was in before.
01:15:36So she negotiated herself out of that new apartment lease if she promised to clean it up, and she did.
01:15:44Wow.
01:15:44Woody helped her paint, and your art friend Dominic, he fixed a cabinet door.
01:15:50God, he is so handy, that man.
01:15:52Mm-hmm.
01:15:53Didn't realize that Izzy and Dominic were still in touch.
01:15:56Yeah.
01:15:57Seems so.
01:15:58Izzy said the whole board is still friends.
01:15:59It's good.
01:16:04And Izzy is not getting back together with Woody.
01:16:09After the whole Carson thing, she decided to go boy sober for a while, and she's dating herself.
01:16:16Like, that's gonna get me grandchildren.
01:16:18Mom, I'm kidding.
01:16:20I can joke, you know.
01:16:22Oh, I know.
01:16:23Oh, look at this.
01:16:25She looks great.
01:16:31Well, yes, but look, her feet aren't on my couch.
01:16:34She's found her own path.
01:16:36About time.
01:16:41Hey, I was thinking, after this, we could maybe go on a mother-daughter bonding experience.
01:16:50Oh, you look beautiful.
01:17:07Thank you, Mom.
01:17:08Here.
01:17:08Okay.
01:17:11You know, there's so many other ways to have champagne.
01:17:14For example, we could go somewhere, and I could buy you some.
01:17:17Please let me live out my fantasy of being mother of the bride.
01:17:21Okay, fine.
01:17:24Oh.
01:17:25All right.
01:17:25All right.
01:17:26You got me.
01:17:27I admit it.
01:17:28I guess this is kind of fun.
01:17:30It's only because of how weirdly happy it makes you.
01:17:34You know, I really like that Dominic fella.
01:17:38Yeah, I really did, too.
01:17:40It's just one of the many things I've screwed up lately.
01:17:46Hey, Mom.
01:17:47Mm-hmm.
01:17:48I'm having an idea about Izzy and her upcoming birthday.
01:17:50It involves getting the gang back together, and a whole lot of apologizing slash explaining
01:17:55that I have to do.
01:17:56I'm having an idea about Izzy and her upcoming birthday.
01:18:04I'm having an idea about Izzy and her upcoming birthday.
01:18:05I'm having an idea about Izzy and her upcoming birthday.
01:18:07I'm having an idea about Izzy and her upcoming birthday.
01:18:07I'm having an idea about Izzy and her upcoming birthday.
01:18:08I'm having an idea about Izzy and her upcoming birthday.
01:18:09I'm having an idea about Izzy and her upcoming birthday.
01:18:10I'm having an idea about Izzy and her upcoming birthday.
01:18:11I'm having an idea about Izzy and her upcoming birthday.
01:18:13I'm having an idea about Izzy and her upcoming birthday.
01:18:14I'm having an idea about Izzy and her upcoming birthday.
01:18:15I'm having an idea about Izzy and her upcoming birthday.
01:18:17I'm having an idea about Izzy and her upcoming birthday.
01:18:18I'm having an idea about Izzy and her upcoming birthday.
01:18:19Okay, mom, dad, where are we?
01:18:45Here we go!
01:18:47Okay.
01:18:51Surprise!
01:18:57You guys, this is better than anything you could ask for.
01:18:59Oh, it wasn't us.
01:19:01It was all Megan.
01:19:03Happy birthday, isn't it?
01:19:04Happy birthday!
01:19:06Yay!
01:19:07Happy birthday!
01:19:09I can't believe them.
01:19:11Oh!
01:19:15Hey!
01:19:17Happy 30 it is.
01:19:18How awful!
01:19:19What are you doing here?
01:19:21Happy birthday!
01:19:23Oh my goodness, hi!
01:19:25Happy birthday!
01:19:27Hi!
01:19:28Hi!
01:19:29Hi!
01:19:30Hey!
01:19:31I know you love a party, it's just seemed a lot more, you know, like you, surprises and all.
01:19:41all. I owe you a really big apology. I do, because I tried to change you, and I absolutely
01:19:51never should have done that. Izzy, you have the biggest heart, and I just hope that there's
01:20:00still room in it for me. Well, I did come to you asking for my life to be transformed
01:20:10before my 30th birthday, and it is. Just, maybe not the way either of us imagined. Right.
01:20:18I hope you know that you changed my life, too. Oh, yes, I know. You don't have a big stick
01:20:23up here. I was going to say I learned to live a little. Mm-hmm. I love it just the way you
01:20:29are. I love you. Okay. Can we have lemon drop shots now? Yes. Let's invite Mom.
01:20:40Oh. Okay. All right. Bring it in. Cheers, guys. Cheers, guys. Cheers, girls.
01:20:51I'm just so proud of my girls, even though it wasn't a very conventional route to family
01:20:57togetherness. Has anything about this family ever been conventional? I don't know. Now
01:21:01that you mention it, no. You ladies keep me on my toes. I've been traded for the world.
01:21:06So I have this credit card now, and it gives you 2% back. You spend the money, and then
01:21:16they give you some money back. I'm like, what? I'm going to save that money. I'm going to
01:21:19take it. I'm going to use it to go to Peru. I'm going to see these llamas. I'm going to
01:21:22sleep with the llamas. You know what? There's so much to share with you. I'll tell you back
01:21:24at the house, okay? Bye, Rumi. Hey. Oh, hi. Hey. So, uh, I invited Dominic. I was sure he
01:21:32would show up for you. Oh, he has shown. But I think it's for you. What? Happy
01:21:39birthdays. Oh, thanks. Sorry, I'm late. My, uh, schedule's been all screwy this week. I
01:21:47had to switch lectures with a colleague. Of course. I just didn't think you were coming.
01:21:50Misses? Never. I made a mistake. You warned me, and I didn't listen. I think you
01:21:58served you time. So you're not mad? It wasn't in my place to be mad at you. I was
01:22:03always the independent director on Izzy's board. I'm sorry I went so hot and cold, and
01:22:09then I pushed you away. Just a terrible force of habit. I know. And now? Come with me.
01:22:19You know, I never really understood that John Lennon quote. I think it's from when he was
01:22:31young, and they were asking him what he wanted to be when he grew up. And he said,
01:22:34I just want to be happy. I think I get it now. Goldie Hawn said that.
01:22:41No, she did. She did. It's okay. So, what's next? Uh, it seems like we're dancing. I meant
01:22:53with work. Oh, well, I'm going to partner with Curtis and his mom and take her kombucha
01:22:59brand nationwide. And then what? I don't know. I just want to be in good company.
01:23:29I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. But I did not
01:23:42believe them until I walked in on you. I wish you won't let the world in me.
01:23:59Die пришも nicht.
01:24:12Die, die.
01:24:13Die, die.
01:24:13Die, die
01:24:15Die, die.
01:24:16Die, die.
01:24:17Die, die.
01:24:19Die, die.
01:24:22Die, die.
01:24:26De la matches na it.
01:24:28Die, die.
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