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00:00I was down in Russia in February talking about getting ice cream.
00:02It's your Olympics, baby.
00:04Which other should be, right?
00:06Hey, isn't that...
00:08Oh, yeah.
00:10All in there. What's up, motherfucker?
00:13Boys.
00:14Alright, so tonight we can do the men's short form figure skating here.
00:16My buddy Joe is in that program.
00:18We're trying together.
00:19Would you guys be cool to do that?
00:21I'd love to show up for him.
00:22Oh, yeah, man.
00:23Show up for any dude who's that brave.
00:25What do you mean?
00:28I'm assuming your buddy might be gay.
00:30I mean, if I can pray for a dude to show up to a place like this and be like,
00:35Hey, here's me.
00:36Russia is not safe for folks like that.
00:40Fucking pause the steal, man.
00:42Nope.
00:52Welcome back to Man in the Crease, your one-stop hockey shop.
00:56Today's first period topic is the inevitable one for the Admirals.
00:59What has happened to Scott Hunter?
01:0170 points last season.
01:03Yes, and we're six games into this season.
01:05A season he, he called, need to win.
01:08Those are his words.
01:09And he has zero, zero points.
01:13He's in a fog.
01:14His passes aren't connecting.
01:15He's barely skating.
01:16I can't imagine he's amazing in the room right now.
01:18And he's already been announced as Team USA captain at the Olympics in Russia.
01:22What?
01:22What?
01:23What?
01:23What?
01:23What?
01:23What?
01:24What?
01:24What?
01:25What?
01:25What?
01:26What?
01:26What?
01:27What?
01:27I am very sorry about that.
01:50Truly not a big deal.
01:52How may I help you?
01:53Uh, what's, uh, what's good?
01:56Um, just a bunch of very decent smoothies with deeply stupid names.
02:02Any allergies?
02:03No, no, no, I'm easy.
02:04Okay.
02:05Um, I mean, the best one's the blueberry one, but...
02:08Oh, you mean Blue Moon Over Brooklyn?
02:09Yeah.
02:10Yeah, that's it.
02:11But what?
02:12Oh, um, nothing.
02:14Just when I make it for myself in the morning, I add a banana.
02:18Oh, so you're kind of wild.
02:20I mean, it wouldn't be the first time somebody's told me that.
02:24Uh, yeah, that actually sounds pretty good.
02:26Yeah?
02:26Blueberry with a banana.
02:28I take that.
02:29If it's okay to order off-menu.
02:31Yep.
02:33I mean, technically it was my idea, so I think we can get away with it this time.
02:42Oh, you weren't kidding.
03:00It's really hot.
03:01Oh, yeah.
03:02The banana makes a big difference, I think.
03:06I don't know.
03:07I guess it must.
03:12Here.
03:13Thanks.
03:16Um, that's way too much.
03:18It's for you.
03:19It's a great smoothie.
03:21Thanks again, Kip.
03:27Girl.
03:29Holy shit, are you...
03:31Was that Scott Hunter?
03:35Was that what?
03:37Scott Hunter, the hockey player.
03:40A girl.
03:41Block winding down in the second period.
03:442-1 for Anaheim.
03:45We have girls with a draw.
03:46And this is what we're watching?
03:49We barely get to see you because you're always working, but at least when we do, we get to watch, uh...
03:54What does this mean?
03:55Let me check my name.
03:55Hockey?
03:56Shut up, Sean.
03:57I have to turn it off.
03:58No, no, no, please keep it on.
03:59Huh?
04:00Thank you, Kyle.
04:01Thank you, Kyle.
04:03Thank you, Kyle.
04:04You're welcome.
04:05Twice.
04:06He said tip.
04:07Like, he used your actual name twice.
04:09Maria, dad is setting the bar so low.
04:12And it didn't even sound stupid when he said it.
04:13It almost sounded hot.
04:14Okay, that's not fair.
04:15Not hot.
04:16Just normal.
04:17Okay.
04:18I'll listen to it.
04:18Fuck both of you, okay?
04:20Kip is short for Christopher.
04:21It's not that weird.
04:22It's short bus for Christopher.
04:23And please don't tell me you used that name on your grad school application.
04:26Oh my God.
04:26Why are we talking about my dumb name?
04:28He said it.
04:29He said it.
04:31Another round?
04:32Thank you, Kyle.
04:33Thank you, Kyle.
04:35Hunter to bomb.
04:36And you?
04:37Fonz has been backed up.
04:40Look, look, look.
04:40He's on the TV right now.
04:42Sean, look right now.
04:43Oh my God.
04:43Okay.
04:44Fonz to Hunter.
04:45Hunter's in front of the net.
04:46And he scores!
04:48A rare goal for Scott Hunt.
04:49Oh, wow.
04:50Right?
04:51He knows your name.
04:53Yeah.
04:54I mean, he's definitely not gay, but...
04:56Shut the fuck up.
04:56He's going to be polite.
04:57Jesus Christ.
04:58He scored a hat trick last night.
05:03Are you asking me what that means, or are you just telling me something I already know?
05:06I just didn't realize that...
05:08We literally watched the game, Kip.
05:15Nice to see you again, Kip.
05:17Nice to see you again, Scott.
05:20You're Scott Hunter, right?
05:22I am.
05:23This is awesome.
05:24I mean, wow, you had a night last night.
05:26Oh, did you watch?
05:27I did, yeah.
05:28I don't usually.
05:29Sorry, that sounds rude.
05:31I'm...
05:31No, I got it.
05:32Well, I watched the playoffs last year with my dad.
05:35It was amazing.
05:36He's a huge fan.
05:37But yeah, I watched last night.
05:39Wow.
05:41Um, yeah, when something goes right with my game, I try to repeat it, and then I try to
05:46perfect it.
05:47Okay.
05:49So, I'd love another smoothie, please.
05:52Anything you'd like different?
05:54Nothing at all.
05:57There you go.
05:59Okay, you really can't keep doing this.
06:00I really can.
06:02Uh, see you next game day, I hope.
06:09Dude.
06:10And girl.
06:11Was that?
06:11Yes, I fucking was.
06:12Sorry, I'm late.
06:21No outside food or drink.
06:22Fuck off, Kyle.
06:27And I know the whole smoothie thing is dumb, or whatever, but he just keeps saying my name,
06:31and it's low-key making me crazy.
06:32Wait, you're still coming with me to that fundraiser, though, right?
06:35Because I am not looking for a date.
06:36Yes.
06:36I told you I could come, and it's in, like, two months.
06:39Could you please listen to me?
06:40Kyle, remote.
06:47Extra shrimp.
06:51New York with control of the button here.
06:53Now I'm fully listening.
06:54What are you doing?
06:55Just putting the game on.
06:56Elena.
06:56What?
06:57It's a sports bar.
06:58Let's watch sport.
06:59Am I being crazy?
07:01What does Maria say?
07:02She says he's funny.
07:03Me too.
07:04Well, she is much smarter than you.
07:06I'm probably this idiot.
07:08He's not an idiot.
07:11Jesus.
07:13Brian.
07:14When's his next home game?
07:17Come on, if you don't know when his next home game is, how are you going to plan your next
07:19shift?
07:20I don't plan my shifts.
07:21I just gobble up as many as I can.
07:24Saturday.
07:24They play at home again on Saturday.
07:27Are you working?
07:29Fuck.
07:31No.
07:32Fix that.
07:40Yeah.
07:41Hey.
07:43I didn't know if you, uh...
07:46It's nice to see you.
07:51Blue Moon over Brooklyn, please.
07:53Extra banana.
07:59This one's on the house.
08:02Oh, come on.
08:03It's about my pay grade.
08:04Management heard you came in.
08:05And no, you may not tip me.
08:08And yes, I'm using proper grammar to prove to you that I'm being serious.
08:12Okay.
08:13Um.
08:15Uh, may I drink this here?
08:17Uh, I've got some emails to answer, so I thought...
08:19Yeah.
08:20You totally may.
08:20I'm using proper grammar.
08:21I'm using proper grammar.
08:22I'm using proper grammar.
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08:44I'm using proper grammar.
08:45I'm using proper grammar.
08:46you're not worried about breaking your routine
08:54uh no i'm not actually that obsessive
08:58turns out i'm too lazy to be a serial killer i took a quiz i don't even think i could be a spree
09:04killer what's a spree killer someone who kills multiple people at the same time but isn't a
09:11serial killer as someone who kills multiple people minimum three but over a period of time
09:16not all at once
09:17how do you know that i i read a lot of murder books and uh yeah serial killers make me feel
09:27not obsessive which which is a relief well i've read some things about athletes okay before you
09:37say anything else yes i agree and yes there are at least two guys on my team that possibly off the
09:42record yes maybe but no not me oh i swear barely had two concussions okay so what no left sock right
09:52sock stop shaving no sex all that stuff oh no yeah yeah all of that but that's that's not cte stuff
09:57that's just science science only really matters during the playoffs oh okay that's super comforting
10:02listen i know you're more of an art guy so it's not like i expect you to get the ins and outs of
10:06science and just to be clear i'm not complaining about the whole stop shaving thing i mean you
10:11all look like hot lumberjacks by the end of may
10:13um do you want to come to my game tonight i have two seats no one's taking them so
10:32i mean uh if if you want yeah yeah yeah yeah i want um fuck man that's crazy thank you super happy to
10:42do it you sure i'm sure
10:47these are better than my company seats i get it these are really good seats well yeah they they're
10:56you know we're first date but i think i'm into this what are you talking about well you're with a
11:03girl and he's out oh my god shut up elena oh wow that wasn't it wasn't to me that was he just nodded
11:12at you no there's no proof of that wait back for fuck's sake
11:22good job i love you i love you i love you i love you good job i love you hey hunter too bad you can't
11:40play at home every night right it's better for you huh go fuck yourself frozen off all right it's more fun
11:46if you're there
11:47hope next time we play decide to show up
11:58cheap true
12:03starting to sound like him i'm sorry what
12:09you fucking heard me honda what the fuck is that supposed to mean well there's something you
12:16really don't expect to see especially after the final whistle and especially from hollander and
12:21hunter a fittingly brutal end to yet another brutal road for the average
12:25i'm gonna hit the sack yeah there you go handsome all right have a good day off it's not a day off i'm
12:35doing that uh that catering thing tomorrow yeah i just you know you get to sleep in for once
12:39so i'm just happy for you that's all in that you know i uh i'm proud of your hustle kiddo
12:46you know you can't get that scholarship anyway so please no jinxing me oh wait no way good night
12:53night dad love you love you back
12:56mother fucker
13:01what's happening to you uh what's your problem i can't find my my black suit and i have to leave so
13:12soon okay well it's with the dry cleaning in my closet so why are you freaking out okay hey hey
13:18are you okay yeah i'm fine i just i need the money and i can't fuck this job yes and i get it but
13:24you're not gonna fuck it up because you're amazing and it's gonna be great i love you yeah you too yes
13:30i'm so sorry i'm so sorry about that i'm really sorry oh you're a mess it's okay it's not my only
13:50talks new york used to have professional waiters now it's all just models you can't carry a tray
13:56it's uh it's really okay so sorry again oh bunny
14:00babe i don't know what that was i know i'm a complete fuck up i'm sorry you're not a complete
14:08fuck up this is not rocket science or whatever it is you're into art sean please don't fire me
14:13no one is firing you just calm down and get your shit together okay okay i know you need the money
14:20baby okay deep breath inhale exhale you think you can handle quiche they're dry
14:30hey hey i am so sorry about earlier that that woman is horrible and i'm the one who should
14:51apologize i was standing right in front of the kitchen door like an idiot no i'm the idiot you're
14:55just a normal hungry person at a fundraiser and that woman did seem horrible full disclosure i hate
15:00this food well full disclosure i hate serving it i'm i'm sorry i have to do you like mexican food
15:07yeah of course i'm not a serial killer or even a spree killer you sure yeah it was the time but do
15:16you have the time to grab a bite with me like when this this thing is over tonight yeah with you
15:24uh wow oh yeah yeah okay yeah yeah because there's uh there's this great place right around
15:31the corner and it's open late and okay um you don't mind wait until i'm done not even a little
15:36hi
15:57that's a long line is it worth it um probably not right we also don't actually have to do this
16:16how would you feel about ordering in
16:18holy shit
16:34oh my god
16:48i mean i i figured you'd have a nice place but this is insane
17:04do you want the full tour now or uh or epic horror
17:18mom you are so beautiful
17:48i can't believe you're even into me
17:55i'm so into you so into you i guess i'm thinking about you
18:00oh my god
18:12oh my god
18:25what are you doing
18:41oh i didn't want to wake you
18:43and i just thought since you have your game tomorrow and
18:46you know
18:48can you stay
18:57yeah
18:58yeah
18:59then stay please
19:03oh my god
19:17oh my god
19:24did i wake you
19:38oh
19:39okay i meant to surprise you and i was gonna go out and get stuff but i looked in your fridge and you basically had all the ingredients
19:45i know i shouldn't be snooping around but i didn't have to do that much snooping you were very organized and i thought since i'm not working today but you still have your game that you'd probably still want to
19:56oh
20:06can i fuck you
20:07absolutely
20:10so
20:22so
20:22i should probably go
20:27hmm
20:29um
20:32what if you didn't
20:34go
20:36like ever
20:39fuck
20:41fuck
20:41all that serial killer talk was you warning me wasn't it
20:44um
20:49i'm um
20:52i'm gonna say a bunch of things okay
20:56and
20:57i know i'm too intense everyone tells me that but i just i can't help it
21:01is it okay can i be too intense
21:03yeah
21:06yeah
21:06yeah i um
21:10i never do this
21:13never brought anyone back here
21:16like ever
21:17um
21:19yeah
21:20my life is uh
21:21is complicated
21:22yeah
21:24i
21:25i get that
21:25and i can't um
21:30come out
21:35like
21:35not
21:37not right now
21:38too many people depend on me for too much and it would just it would fuck everything up
21:44and so i just thought i would um
21:47i don't know
21:49wait i guess
21:50wait i guess
21:51yeah
21:53wait till
21:53hockey was over
21:55and
21:56maybe i could fade away
21:58better
21:58but i um
22:03you
22:07it's just um
22:08i want you so bad
22:12so bad
22:15and i know that you barely know me so why would you even consider something this
22:20this probably fucked up like i
22:22i know i'm fucked up i get it i'm not pretending i'm not
22:25but i really really like you
22:27i want you to stay
22:31so i'm asking for what i want
22:35i want you to be here when i get back from practice later
22:41and i uh
22:43i want you to be here when i come home from my game tonight
22:45i um
22:49i want you more than i've wanted anything in a long time
22:53is uh
22:57is that too much
22:58you can say it if it is
23:02do you say something though
23:07i think i'd love to be here when you get back
23:32and
23:36i don't think you're too lazy to be a serial killer
23:39really
23:41yeah really
23:42yeah you're definitely not lazy
23:44hey
23:51how much practice
23:53i don't know like a few days ago
24:02yes i sent in the applications
24:04very aggressive
24:05yes and even to be you
24:07and yes i know we hate bosses
24:08with elena
24:10dad i'm staying with elena
24:11so i don't have to schlep to work
24:14i get to sleep in the next hour
24:15fuck yes
24:17nothing dad no i'm just watching the game
24:20yes with elena
24:22oh my god
24:26oh my god
24:32where has she even been
24:34oh please i saw you three days ago
24:36single since forever
24:37overworked like she has two wicked steps
24:39this is then
24:40she gets a man and vanishes
24:41what a cliche
24:42i don't have a man
24:44hey kid
24:44keep the boyfriend on tv at all times please
24:47oh my god guys
24:48he's a customer
24:49he's not my boyfriend
24:49oh we don't have a fucking boyfriend
24:52oh
24:52oh my god
24:58oh
25:00oh
25:01hiya
25:04morning scott
25:11morning kip
25:12morning kip
25:13the usual please
25:14extra banana
25:17not sure what i'm gonna do without these on my road trip
25:23i'm pretty sure they have smoothies in other cities
25:25i'm not like these they don't
25:27do you really think this is a secret
25:32what's the secret
25:33nothing's happening
25:35he's just flirting with me or whatever
25:37he's straight
25:38i think
25:39girl
25:40there's pasta salad in the fridge
25:49chicken no feta
25:51oh yeah
25:52where
25:52for me
25:53i made it
25:54you dead
25:58i'm not just a pretty face
26:03oh but you're a very pretty face
26:05what's that
26:10it's an artist i love
26:12he has a new shot
26:13oh cool
26:14i should buy some art
26:15what
26:17hey i'm not just a pretty face either
26:19no no no no
26:20you're also a very very hot body
26:23oh
26:26we don't have to do this
26:38that's cool
26:40this would look great in the living room
26:51not on the fireplace wall but on the way to the bedroom
26:55i think it was
26:55shh
26:56sorry
26:59sorry i just
27:00it's okay
27:01um
27:01maybe we should
27:04amazing isn't it
27:05yeah it's beautiful
27:07so are you two
27:10just browsing
27:11or shopping to buy
27:13oh i think we're
27:14yeah i think we're just browsing right now
27:16yeah
27:16thank you
27:17excuse me
27:18sorry he's not feeling well
27:22no problem
27:23i'm uh i'm really sorry
27:36i thought i could do that
27:38i really thought i could
27:40i i wanted to
27:41i just
27:41it's okay
27:42no it's not
27:44i know it's not
27:46come here
27:47come here
27:48these road trips are just killing me
28:15i mean it's brutal
28:17i think i'm cursed
28:18cursed
28:19like scary old lady
28:21i i know i know it's dumb but i'm not the only one who's superstitious
28:25would you be jealous if i got my smoothies from some other guy
28:30maybe
28:31probably
28:32well what if i filled you in on all the juicy details like like how he blended them
28:36oh what if i actually was a scary old lady
28:39or what if you always kind of had one with you
28:42what do you mean
28:43oh
28:44here
28:46okay
28:49okay i know it's dumb i know it's dumb
28:53but i saw them in a bodega and i thought they looked like your smoothie
28:55i love them
29:03yeah
29:04i love them so much
29:05can i fuck you
29:13absolutely
29:14fuck yes
29:32that's two times
29:34if you say it out loud
29:35it's the curse broken
29:36hunter hasn't scored twice in an away game since last season
29:40what
29:46say it out loud
29:47say what
29:49okay
29:52it's not
29:53it's
29:55what
29:56okay
29:58here's what i know
29:59helena
30:00shut up
30:00you're in love with him
30:01i'm not in love with him
30:03you are
30:04have you at least told your dad
30:08for how long now
30:12a little over two months
30:14oh baby
30:15helena
30:16hey
30:17you can't tell
30:18if anyone finds out
30:19that it's scott
30:20obviously i'm not gonna tell anyone but
30:23kip
30:24he can't come out right now okay he really wants to
30:26it's amazing he's amazing and i've never been happier
30:32honestly
30:34what's the plan babe
30:38i don't
30:41i don't know
30:42what does your dad think
30:44that i'm
30:46fucking some married guy probably
30:48kind of wish you were
30:50oh
30:51just don't say that please
30:52just
30:53please be happy for me
30:55i can't wait to see you in a tux tomorrow night
30:59i am gonna be super well behaved for you
31:02i only care that you're handsome
31:03you bitch
31:04scott's gonna be there tomorrow night too
31:09oh i know
31:09and he better be ready for me
31:11i am gonna be super well behaved for me
31:41hey dad
31:43oh my god you're not dead
31:45no i'm alive
31:47well that is a relief
31:48i didn't want to have to call them more
31:49you know
31:50i miss you
31:50miss you too dad
31:52all right
31:53yeah
31:54you gonna be making an appearance here at some point in the near future
31:56yes i will
31:59um
31:59i'm gonna come for dinner this week i promise
32:01perfect
32:02how's uh
32:03how's work
32:03well work is fine
32:05you know barry's being a pain in my ass but
32:07well barry's an asshole
32:08no he hurt his foot so at least it's something new this time
32:11yeah well barry's always been an asshole
32:13who taught you to talk like that
32:15you did
32:16you taught me to talk like that
32:17that sounds about right
32:18and um
32:21nothing in the mail right
32:23kip
32:23if there was something in the mail i would not have forgotten about it
32:26i know i know i just figured i'd check
32:28okay
32:30don't worry about that
32:32okay
32:32don't think about that okay
32:34it's gonna come when it comes
32:35look i'm not gonna keep you
32:36i love you
32:37all right you too dad
32:38you too dad what
32:40i i love you too dad
32:43there i said it oh my god
32:45sorry it's such a struggle
32:46okay bye
32:47bye-bye
32:47bye-bye
32:48bye-bye
32:49bye-bye
32:51bye-bye
32:53bye-bye
32:54bye-bye
32:55bye-bye
32:56bye-bye
32:57bye-bye
32:58bye-bye
32:59bye-bye
33:00bye-bye
33:01bye-bye
33:03bye-bye
33:04bye-bye
33:05bye-bye
33:06bye-bye
33:07bye-bye
33:08bye-bye
33:10bye-bye
33:11bye-bye
33:12bye-bye
33:13bye-bye
33:14bye-bye
33:15bye-bye
33:16Stop it.
33:43Stop what?
33:46He's here.
33:49You need to chill out.
33:52My God.
33:54Can I have some of yours?
33:56Yeah.
33:56Thanks.
34:00Well, I like our playoff chances this year.
34:02I think we might even get some home ice advantage.
34:04Well, if this guy keeps playing the way he has been, maybe.
34:08What changed?
34:09You mean a nice girl or something?
34:11I think we just found a group as a team.
34:12Excuse me, gentlemen.
34:15I think I spotted an old friend.
34:17I'm just ribbing you, Scott.
34:19You know your parents would be so proud of you, right?
34:22Your mom especially.
34:24She would have just been thrilled.
34:27Thanks, Tom.
34:28Thanks.
34:28Excuse me.
34:29Hey.
34:33Okay?
34:34Yeah.
34:34Yeah.
34:35I should be used to it.
34:42Kip, right?
34:45Christopher.
34:46Money's all dressed up.
34:47I'm Elena.
34:48Nice to meet you, Elena.
34:49I'm Scott.
34:50Pleasure.
34:51Scott?
34:51You look beautiful.
34:53You both do.
34:54Um, sorry.
34:57Yeah, we both clean up pretty well.
35:03Okay, if I go get more drinks, do you promise to start talking, Christopher?
35:06Yes, of course.
35:07Great.
35:08Another beer, Scott?
35:09That'd be lovely.
35:15Are you enjoying the evening?
35:18I am.
35:19Are you?
35:19I'm looking forward to the after party, honestly.
35:26Touched this perfectly.
35:28Thanks.
35:29And thanks.
35:30I mean, you didn't have to.
35:32I wanted to.
35:36Okay.
35:40Elena knows.
35:42I'm sorry.
35:43Yeah.
35:44Kind of got that.
35:46It's, uh, it's okay.
35:47She's, uh, she's discreet, right?
35:49Yeah, totally.
35:50Totally.
35:50I just, I, she kind of figured it out, and I guess I had to tell someone.
35:55It's okay.
35:57Really?
35:57Very.
36:02This is so weird.
36:04Yeah.
36:05You should leave early, as soon as I do my speech.
36:07Eh, not before you dance with me.
36:09Pardon?
36:10I want to dance.
36:11Elena's a killer.
36:13But how could I possibly say no?
36:20So, what are your intentions with my kid?
36:24I'm serious.
36:25He's crazy about you.
36:27I'm crazy about him, too.
36:28I really am.
36:30He's also miserable.
36:32Are you miserable, too?
36:33Are you?
36:36No.
36:38Wait.
36:40What do you mean?
36:41Nobody wants to be kept a secret.
36:43He's not.
36:43He is.
36:46Eyes on me, handsome.
36:49I'm doing my best.
36:51I, I love him.
36:53I just can't do better right now.
36:55I, I've been honest.
36:57I know.
36:58And he's so in love with you that he'll put up with it.
37:04But it's killing him.
37:10I'm not saying any of this to be mean.
37:12I'm really not.
37:13And you seem great.
37:15But he's great, too.
37:20He deserves the best.
37:24He deserves sunshine.
37:27And so do you.
37:44It's my birthday on Sunday.
37:47I know.
37:48I already got the cuter lined up.
37:50Surf and turf.
37:52Because we're not choosing.
37:55You know, uh, the Kingfisher?
37:56It's the bar I told you about where I watch all your games.
37:59Mm-hmm.
38:01A couple of my friends are throwing me just like a little party there.
38:04It's not even really a party.
38:06It's just hanging out or whatever.
38:08Right.
38:09It's a, it's a gay bar.
38:11But it's not a club.
38:13It's just a bar.
38:14It's honestly more of a hockey bar now, thanks to me.
38:16It's too.
38:17And I was thinking that you could just come as my friend.
38:21As somebody who buys smoothies from me.
38:23I mean, Maria knows.
38:24My friend Sean knows.
38:26They know that you buy smoothies from me.
38:33I can't.
38:35I can't do that.
38:39I wish I could.
38:41I want to.
38:41I want to tell everyone.
38:46I want people to know you're mine.
38:48That I love you.
38:51I love you too.
38:53Soon, maybe.
38:57I mean, in a few years.
39:02I know, I know how it sounds.
39:05But it'll go by quickly.
39:06I promise.
39:07And then we can be normal with, like, like other people.
39:15I read what you said in your speech tonight.
39:19And I know that they're your family.
39:21And that you feel responsible for them.
39:23And I get that, Scott.
39:24I really, really get that.
39:27But I, I have a family too.
39:32And I keep lying to them.
39:34And I don't want to.
39:37And I miss them.
39:39I miss my dad.
39:42Sorry, that's not what I meant.
39:44It's okay, I know what you meant.
39:50I'm gonna go home tonight.
39:53I need to.
39:54I need to.
40:21Thank you for coming.
40:25For those of you who've attended before, feel free to ignore my sob story and go straight to the bar.
40:31But for those of you who don't know it, here's the short version.
40:34My parents were both junior hockey coaches.
40:40And they were hit by a drunk driver when I was 12 years old.
40:45Mercifully for them, they died instantly.
40:48Mercifully for me, the St. Thomas Scholarships existed.
40:52I didn't have anybody else to help me.
40:58Had a lot of memories, a love of hockey, and a huge hole in my heart.
41:03St. Thomas filled it with hope.
41:07The hope of a new family.
41:10Things weren't always easy.
41:12You know, they never are for anybody.
41:14But in hockey, I found what I was missing.
41:17First at my high school, then later at college, and now here with the Admirals.
41:24And I never looked back.
41:26Because I never had to.
41:30The family I craved, the family that I needed, that I still need today.
41:36Hockey gave it to me.
41:39And St. Thomas gave me hockey.
41:40So from the bottom of my heart, I want to thank you all for being here tonight.
41:47And for supporting this cause.
41:48Because it's not just a scholarship.
41:50It's everything that comes with it.
41:52It's a whole world.
41:54A whole life.
41:55It's, uh...
41:57It's everything.
42:10Hey, Dad.
42:20Hey, I'm the prodigal son.
42:21Return to home.
42:23Look, I gotta send the mail here for a certain someone, and it's pretty heavy.
42:28I don't want to...
42:29Hey.
42:36Hey.
42:38My boy.
42:38Come here.
42:40What's up?
42:41Oh.
42:43Hey.
42:44I'm sorry.
42:45What?
42:45You got nothing to be sorry for, silly.
42:48Oh.
42:51Hey.
42:59Oh, wait, oh, wait.
43:00Here's a pretty 26, and a bullfucker ride.
43:03Congrats, welcome.
43:04Oh!
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43:34Hey, get dressed, man.
43:37Let's go middle fucking game.
43:38Yeah, totally.
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