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Twelve Dates Til Christmas S01E01
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00:00It doesn't feel fair to get your heart broken at Christmas.
00:13Especially when you never saw it coming.
00:21I usually love this time of year. I mean, don't we all? Carts are a little more open.
00:30Everything's a little more hopeful.
00:34I still remember when my dad moved us here after the divorce. He was so excited to show me London
00:40at Christmas. The city's just so magical, and back then we both needed some magic.
00:50And maybe it was the lights, or the fact it was Christmas, or maybe it was just time, but it changed everything.
01:00It changed everything.
01:04My mom may have been traveling the world with her boyfriend of the month, but I had my dad.
01:10I made friends, and I created a whole life for myself.
01:13I made these from my mom.
01:18Everything was fine. Life goes on. But earlier this year, my dad retired,
01:23and then broke his hip in a motorcycle accident. Now he's different. Withdrawn.
01:30And I'm the only one here to notice it.
01:35Of course, I'm gonna take care of him the way that he takes care of me.
01:40And it made it hard for me to keep up with work, which has never happened to me before.
01:44And then, if that wasn't enough, here come my best friends telling me,
01:49oh, we think you're missing out on life because you haven't been on a date in a while,
01:54which I thought was insane. But you know, then doubt crept in, and I thought,
01:58do I have no life? Do I have too many walls up? Do I just not trust love?
02:03Do I have? So I did this thing, and it totally turned my life upside down. I actually found someone.
02:16At least I, I thought I did. And here I am, on a train, at Christmas,
02:23the most romantic, magical time of the year. And I'm by myself.
02:30And all I can think about is that I had the chance to be with somebody really great.
02:39And I made the wrong choice.
02:44My dear, when I asked where you were headed, I meant which stop?
02:48Oh, uh, Lexford.
02:50Well, you've arrived. Merry Christmas.
02:55Tis the season.
03:09Tis the season.
03:15Left the front door open again, Dad.
03:24You know, it concerns me that you are not concerned about your safety.
03:29Well, you do all the worrying for me.
03:33So, any plans to leave the house today?
03:48Yeah. I thought I'd have tea with the royal family. Maybe a polo match afterwards.
03:53Do I detect a bit of sass this early in the morning? Good for you.
03:58Really? That's quite brilliant, isn't it?
04:02Yeah, it's great, except for the fact that you're supposed to be moving.
04:05Otherwise, your scar tissue is going to get all stiff and immobile.
04:07I believe that the term that the doctor used was exactly move it or lose it.
04:12And you're supposed to be working on your core. Everything comes from the core.
04:15Work on your own bloody core.
04:17Look, why don't you take a train into the city today,
04:20and you can take one of the old routes and see the guys, and then I'll meet you for coffee.
04:23Maybe tomorrow.
04:25You're right. I'll come by later, then.
04:26With curries?
04:28With curries.
04:29Oh, best daughter.
04:30Best dad.
04:32You know, I can feed myself if you have other plans.
04:34Yeah, that just means you'll have Guinness for dinner.
04:38Sounds heavenly.
04:49Another day, another nothing.
04:52Doesn't Lady Slewsworth have enough plaid waistcoats?
04:55Who'd think?
04:56Nicolau wants me to come up with something different for her clients.
04:59Something fresh, but classic.
05:02Oh, unlike this martial latte with extra salt and caramel.
05:05What are you, the king of caffeine?
05:06I prefer your majesty, but since you're an American, I'm gonna let it slide.
05:09I need a triple espresso with an extra shot, and can you pour it directly into my veins?
05:13Tough night.
05:14Yeah.
05:15Getting two children bathed into bed, I wrote closing remarks to my next case
05:19and fell asleep with cabbage leaves in my bra.
05:21Sounds like a wild night.
05:22Yeah, the internet said it would cure my mastitis.
05:28Wake him and die.
05:31Oh, Kate, I found a Christmas present.
05:33Uh, Christmas is like three weeks away.
05:35Yeah, this can't wait.
05:36The 12 days of Christmas.
05:39This holiday season, let us bring the merry with festive matchmaking that will really jingle your bells.
05:46Yeah, it's a Christmas-themed dating service.
05:48Brilliant.
05:48I wish I'd thought of it.
05:50I'm gonna sign you up.
05:51There's no way I would ever do that.
05:52Oh, what?
05:52No.
05:53No.
05:54Okay.
05:54Oh, this is gonna be good.
05:55But why not?
05:56No.
05:56Just watch the ad.
05:58It's really cute.
06:00There's a little cupid and it's dressed up like Father Christmas.
06:03Ew.
06:04Do you hear yourself?
06:05This is clearly meant to exploit the fears of people who don't want to be alone at Christmas.
06:09I mean, beware single people.
06:11Cuffing season is upon us.
06:12Shh.
06:13I think it sounds fun.
06:15Yeah.
06:16Well, then you do it.
06:17Oh, okay.
06:17Yeah, sure.
06:18No, I will.
06:18Except I've got that peach of a husband.
06:20Yeah, who you met when you were like 15.
06:21So, of course, you think dating sounds fun.
06:24Okay, fine.
06:24But I'm not wrong.
06:26You need some fun.
06:28You never go out anymore.
06:30I'm out more than she is and I've got a five-month-old.
06:32And you don't see me judging your choices.
06:34I'm not judging.
06:35I'm just trying to help.
06:36Okay?
06:37And your stress has been on the rise.
06:40I can sense it.
06:41And you've been a saint helping your dad.
06:43And you are the catch of the century.
06:46We talk about it behind your back.
06:48I mean, she does most of the talking, but it's as annoying as it is.
06:52We care.
06:53Okay.
06:54You guys, really?
06:55I'm fine.
06:56Okay, sure.
06:57She's fine.
06:58But what about joy?
06:59Huh?
07:00What about adventure and connection?
07:04Okay?
07:04This dating thing could be weird, but it might also be fun.
07:10And you might let some new things into your life.
07:12And so I'm signing you up.
07:15Because you need them.
07:16You need this.
07:16Shh.
07:17I need this for you.
07:20Let it go.
07:2412 men, Kate.
07:2512.
07:2512.
07:2612 men.
07:2712 men.
07:30Get a life.
07:30This isn't over.
08:35It's my dad's accident, but I'm coming back.
08:37Kate.
08:38This is one of the only female-owned design houses on Savile Row.
08:42There is no trying.
08:43You must do.
08:44Did you just quote Yoda at me?
08:46Who?
08:47Forget it.
08:48Forget it.
08:492021.
08:50Kate Middleton selected the Nicola by Nicola trouser to wear to the pricking of the bodkin.
08:55My design and tailoring were the main draw, of course, but with your pattern, it was the
09:00perfect mix.
09:01And we made history.
09:03Remember?
09:04The single most important moment of my professional career?
09:07Yes.
09:08I remember.
09:09Did you know I was going through a divorce from husband number three at the time?
09:12And a nasty custody battle over our racehorse.
09:15No.
09:16I didn't know that.
09:17Exactly.
09:18So get it together, darling.
09:20Art.
09:21Shouldn't have an off switch.
09:22What's this now?
09:34This is your intervention.
09:37Sit down and we'll begin.
09:43Ed to Brute.
09:44Oh, sorry.
09:45She's scary.
09:50Exhibit A.
09:51Your joggers.
09:52Oof.
09:53They could talk.
09:54What would they say?
09:56Help!
09:57No.
09:58I think they would probably object to this line of questioning.
10:01I'm sorry.
10:02Is there a new law against being comfortable?
10:05Exhibit B.
10:08Your Insta.
10:10Nary a new post or story in over a year.
10:14Well, yeah.
10:15Because I've been out in the real world living my life.
10:18Give me your phone.
10:19No.
10:20No.
10:21Why would I do that?
10:22Because on it would be Exhibit C.
10:26Her calendar.
10:28Empty.
10:29Okay.
10:30You know what?
10:31I'm gonna chalk this all up to sleep deprivation on your part.
10:33No.
10:34This is your best friend talking.
10:35Who loves you very dearly and is desperate to give you a wake up call.
10:39The 12 dates of Christmas.
10:4112 opportunities to get out of your normal life to do something different.
10:51To let loose and let good times roll.
10:53Or 12 possible horror stories you can entertain us with.
10:56I mean that alone is a great reason to do it.
10:58See?
10:59This is my point.
11:00It's a joke.
11:01No.
11:02The point is that you won't even consider it.
11:04You haven't been on a date in years.
11:06It hasn't been that long.
11:07It has most definitely been that long.
11:09Even if it had been that long, which it hasn't.
11:11I'll date when I'm ready.
11:12Okay?
11:13When it's on my terms.
11:15I've watched you resist anything stronger than a handshake.
11:19Bunch of first dates but no follow up.
11:21You avoid giving anybody a chance.
11:25Okay, so to sum this all up, you're saying that my life is a total disaster and that dating is gonna fix everything.
11:32No, that's not what we're saying.
11:33I'm not talking to you.
11:34I'm talking to a wig lady.
11:36It's called a peruke, actually.
11:38I used to sit and watch you sketch for hours.
11:40You were totally lost in it and it was the most wonderful thing to watch
11:44because I could see how happy it made you.
11:49And I don't see you do that anymore.
11:52Something's changed.
11:53We just wanna see you happy.
11:56We wanna see a smile on that face and some light in those eyes.
12:00We just wanna see you hang out with, you know, frankly anyone except, you know, this old geezer.
12:06Sorry?
12:07Just give it a go.
12:11And besides, you know,
12:14I already signed you up, so...
12:16Okay.
12:17Well, you know what?
12:18I hate to tell you this but you wasted your money.
12:20And, and even though I technically love you guys, I also sort of hate you right now because you're making me feel like my entire life is just one big problem.
12:28So, with that, I bid you adieu. Curry's on the table. Have a great night.
12:33Uh, Kate, wait.
12:38You're too young to spend every night with your old man.
12:42Go and live your life.
12:44I could say the same thing to you.
12:46You've taken care of me long enough.
12:49I can get my own curry.
12:51Can you?
12:53Maybe it's time for me to change it up a bit too.
12:55Fine.
13:01Yay!
13:02Okay.
13:03Getting my dad involved?
13:04Really dirty move.
13:05Well, yeah.
13:06I know how to win a case.
13:07Anyway, go and get changed and put your face on because your first date starts in 90 minutes.
13:13I'll be back.
13:28I need new friends.
13:29I need new friends.
13:37Holiday time, when magic happens.
13:46It's a jolly old time, in Manhattan.
13:57Holiday greetings.
14:00I'm Drew, the founder of the 12 Dates of Christmas dating program.
14:04And I'm your Christmas Cupid.
14:07Welcome to the first of 12 magical romantic experiences.
14:11Let me see.
14:13You are Kate Tucker.
14:14Textile designer.
14:16Very cool.
14:17American and English.
14:19Amazing.
14:20Loves to read very romantic-y.
14:22Whoa.
14:23No, no.
14:24That's not me.
14:25You know, my friend.
14:26No judgement here.
14:27Twelve dates were created to inspire connections in ways that you might not expect.
14:32Sometimes you'll meet in a group.
14:34Sometimes you'll meet one on one.
14:36But all you need to know is that my matchmaking intuition is hard at work.
14:42And the 12 dates philosophy is, this time of year is perfect to open your heart to romance.
14:51Is it?
14:52Absolutely.
14:53You'll see.
14:54You'll see.
14:55You'll see.
14:56You'll see.
14:57You'll see.
14:58You'll see.
14:59You'll see.
15:00You'll see.
15:01You'll see.
15:02You'll see.
15:03You'll see.
15:04You'll see.
15:05You'll see.
15:06You'll see.
15:07You'll see.
15:08You'll see.
15:10Nervous?
15:11Is it just me or does this whole thing feel kind of like an Agatha Christie novel?
15:15Like they lure us here for romance and one of us is gonna end up dead on the library floor?
15:19My love life has been a murder mystery for years, so...
15:23Your carriage awaits.
15:49Magical.
16:02And your date is on the way.
16:05Won't be long.
16:11Okay, this is pretty cute.
16:19Is it?
16:20I don't want a trip.
16:41I love you.
16:44Crunchy.
16:45Crunchy.
16:48Mmm.
16:56Knock, knock.
16:58I'm afraid I've not got the best snooze.
17:02I can't believe there was a no-show.
17:04I never expected that to happen.
17:06Honestly, it's fine, because I didn't even want to do this.
17:09I was literally forced into this, so it's funny, you know?
17:12And now it's good, because I can report back that it was a spectacular failure.
17:19Don't let it deter you.
17:21The 12 days will make it up to you, I promise.
17:24This is not for me.
17:25I am not a dinner-for-two, romance kind of a person.
17:30I just, I don't need it. I don't want it.
17:32But I appreciate the breadsticks.
17:34Hup, hup, driver.
17:42This has been a chance.
17:43One pasty to garnish.
17:52Oi!
17:53Give me all your pasties and nobody gets hurt.
17:55She survived. How was it?
17:58Well, it's not great.
17:59She was a no-show.
18:00No.
18:01Yeah, Laura's apoplectic.
18:02I'm sure she'll have a full refund by the morning.
18:04That's a shame.
18:05I was hoping for hilarity.
18:06It was just sad.
18:07Yeah.
18:08Well, at least it's proof that the answer to all of life's questions is not in a dating
18:13service.
18:14I wouldn't say that.
18:15Why?
18:16We never really date.
18:17And when you do, you always find the floor.
18:18It's funny, because I seem to remember choosing you for a brief moment in time.
18:23One kiss in uni doesn't count.
18:25Whatever.
18:26You know, dating is just so messy.
18:28When the right person comes into my life, I'm gonna know.
18:31Sorry, sorry, sorry.
18:33Train delay was murder.
18:37Kate, you look lovely all dressed up.
18:41Thanks.
18:42Wanna join us?
18:43That's okay.
18:44I'm just gonna go see my dad.
18:45I'm sure the next one will go great.
18:47If he shows up.
18:48No, no, no, no, no.
18:50What are you shirking?
19:00Date two tonight?
19:02I'm busy.
19:03Oh, we both know that's not true.
19:05Why are you making me do this?
19:06Because I have been with the same man my entire life.
19:11And I need you to go out and have a wonderful, highly spicy time and come back and tell me all the details.
19:19Spicy bit.
19:21Oh.
19:22Oh.
19:23I'm on.
19:24Goodness.
19:25You look tired.
19:26Thanks for that.
19:40You, of course, look radiant, as always.
19:41You are.
19:42This altar and the grenadines does wonders for the body, among other things.
19:53I don't even want to know what that means.
19:54I would like you to come here for the holidays.
20:07What?
20:08Well, you're always with your dad for Christmas.
20:09It's so gloomy there.
20:10We could spend Christmas Day on the beach in a bikini.
20:17No, whatever.
20:18Or a tankini.
20:19No.
20:20Whatever it is you want.
20:21Mom.
20:22Dad is having a really rough time, so I have to be here.
20:25And actually, I don't even think that I can be with you for New Year's this year either, so sorry.
20:30But Nugget, New Year's is our thing.
20:32We always meet for New Year's.
20:34Yeah, I know, but I have to be here.
20:38Anyway, look at the time.
20:40I have to go get ready for a date, so.
20:42What?
20:43A date?
20:44Hey!
20:45Bye-bye.
20:46Gotta go.
20:47Bye.
20:48The mittens have landed.
20:59And that's my cue.
21:01Glad you're coming around again.
21:03Don't get mushy on me.
21:04Evelyn.
21:05I haven't seen you around here lately.
21:07I've been busy.
21:09Well, retirement will do that.
21:12I took up 20 hobbies in my first year.
21:15Such as the book club that knits.
21:21What about you?
21:22Bird houses.
21:23Oh.
21:24Can't stop making them.
21:25I've got about 40 in my shed.
21:30How's the hip?
21:32In this village nothing goes unnoticed.
21:35It's fine.
21:37My Latin aerobics class will loosen those hips greater.
21:42What's Latin aerobics?
21:44Stop by tomorrow.
21:45Think you like it?
21:47Think you like it.
21:50Could be fun.
21:51Why?
21:52About a minute.
22:01Like Cinderella.
22:02The shoe fits perfectly.
22:04Do you remind me which part of Cinderella involved her breaking both her ankles?
22:08Don't worry.
22:09You will have someone to hang on to.
22:12Meet?
22:13Oliver.
22:18Jesus.
22:19Pretty far away.
22:21You both skate towards each other, meet in the middle and form a connection.
22:25It'll be epic.
22:26Oh.
22:32It'll be something.
22:46Hi.
22:47Hi.
22:52Is this the night you had in mind?
22:54You know, I was actually picturing comfortable seating and strong drinks.
22:59Okay.
23:04Well, I haven't done this in a long time.
23:06Date?
23:07Skate, but date applies too.
23:10So, why are you?
23:12I mean, I'm just so curious about the type of person who would actually sign up for this.
23:16I could say the same to you.
23:18Oh, no, no.
23:19I am here against my will.
23:20Okay?
23:21I was forced into this.
23:22It was an ambush.
23:23And I will have my revenge.
23:25You know, my friends think I don't get out enough.
23:28Ugh.
23:29This is harder than I remember.
23:31Dating.
23:32Escaping.
23:34So, are you gonna answer my question?
23:36Why am I doing 12 dates?
23:39I'm just gonna say it.
23:40Loneliness.
23:42That's a bold admission.
23:43Good for you.
23:44Yeah, this time last year I was in a relationship and I thought this might help me move on.
23:49Or...
23:50At least not feel alone at Christmas.
23:52Is it working?
23:54I think so.
23:57I think that's for us.
23:58I hope so.
24:02It wasn't too bad.
24:04That's enough.
24:05That's funny.
24:06That's funny.
24:09There he was.
24:10Just wedged right between the seats.
24:12Completely.
24:13Couldn't stand up.
24:14Had to get not one but two ushers to yank me out.
24:16Oh, no.
24:17Yeah.
24:18And I guess that's why they say don't do bottomless mimosas before you go see Wicked.
24:23So, um, what's the story with your last relationship?
24:29Oh, um, she ended things.
24:32What did you do?
24:33It was more about what I didn't do.
24:35Everything about our relationship was, uh, outside my comfort zone, which I thought I didn't like.
24:41Turns out it's the best.
24:42I only realized too late.
24:44Hey.
24:45You live and you learn, right?
24:47Gosh.
24:48What am I doing?
24:49On a date.
24:50Whinging about my ex.
24:51It's fine.
24:52Feel your feelings, my guy.
24:53I'm here for you.
24:55Are you friend-zoning me?
24:57I'm just trying to be a good listener.
24:59Pretty much everything about this experience is out of my comfort zone.
25:03And I don't think it's a good thing.
25:07I think it could be.
25:08Hm.
25:10Oh.
25:13Ugh.
25:15Really?
25:17Bad luck not to.
25:33Oh, no.
25:34I'm sorry.
25:35Oh, you're so nice.
25:36Well, thank you.
25:37Yeah.
25:38Oh.
25:39I didn't realize she was everything I ever wanted until she was gone.
25:44And now, whenever I meet someone perfectly nice, all I can think about is her.
25:50She wanted to plan a life together.
25:52She wanted to get married.
25:53On a boat.
25:54I told her I wasn't a boat person.
25:55What does that even mean?
25:56Okay.
25:57Can't you just tell her how you feel?
25:59No.
26:00She's met someone else now.
26:01She's moved on.
26:02Okay.
26:03Okay.
26:04Okay.
26:05Okay.
26:06Okay.
26:07Okay.
26:08Okay.
26:09Okay.
26:10Okay.
26:11Okay.
26:12Okay.
26:13Okay.
26:14Okay.
26:15Okay.
26:16Okay.
26:17Okay.
26:18Okay.
26:19Okay.
26:20Okay.
26:21Okay.
26:22Okay.
26:23Okay.
26:24So what?
26:25What?
26:26So she met someone else.
26:27I mean, you can still tell her how you feel.
26:30It's too late.
26:32You don't know that.
26:33I mean, how is she supposed to know how you feel unless you tell her?
26:39Oh.
26:40I'm embarrassed.
26:42He just wept into my mouth.
26:44I think if you can get through that, you can get through talking to your ex-girlfriend.
26:48Oh, yeah.
26:49I think I really inspired him.
26:50Oh, it's time to get his heart broken.
26:51Again.
26:52He literally cried.
26:53On your face.
26:54In my mouth.
26:55Oh.
26:56It was upsetting.
26:57But kind of sweet.
26:58You know?
26:59I mean, we love a guy who's in touch with his feelings.
27:00This was supposed to be about you, not some rando.
27:01Come on.
27:02I helped this guy reconnect with the love of his life.
27:03That's like the most romantic thing I've ever been a part of.
27:04Oh.
27:05This is my point.
27:06The most romantic thing you've ever been a part of.
27:07And it's not even for you.
27:08I mean, I hate to say it, but she's right.
27:09It's fine.
27:10It's fine.
27:11The next one is gonna be brilliant.
27:12Oh, because you have the inside scoop now?
27:13I have Drew on speed dial.
27:14Oh.
27:15That poor woman.
27:16She needs to know.
27:17You and me come as a package deal.
27:18This is true.
27:19So.
27:20The physical therapist says that you're not doing your exercises.
27:23Yeah.
27:24I feel done.
27:25Hmm.
27:26I'm pretty sure that's for them to decide, not you.
27:27Haven't you got a date to get ready for?
27:28I have some extra time.
27:29Thought I would go to the next one.
27:30I would go to the next one and it's not even for you.
27:31I mean, I hate to say it, but she's right.
27:32It's fine.
27:33It's fine, Cam.
27:34It's fine.
27:35The next one is gonna be brilliant.
27:36Oh, because you have the inside scoop now?
27:37I have Drew on speed dial.
27:38That poor woman.
27:39She needs to know.
27:40You and me come as a package deal.
27:41This is true.
27:42Haven't you got a date to get ready for?
27:44I have some extra time.
27:45Thought I would go to Goring.
27:46Maybe walk along the 10s.
27:48You wanna join me?
27:50Uh, go.
27:51Maybe tomorrow.
27:52Another day.
27:53Well.
27:54We could take it slow.
27:56Maybe another day.
28:00Alright, fine.
28:01Just at least walk around the block or something, would ya?
28:04Yeah.
28:05Think about it.
28:08Well.
28:09Excuse me for trying to keep your joints from completely fusing together for lack of exercise.
28:16You know, some of the...
28:18You're tempo to have a new heart.
28:19Check the off for all of the requirements.
28:20You wanna run between yourself?
28:22Oh, it's up there?
28:25Yeah.
28:26Aw.
28:27Yeah, you think you don't buy anything.
28:28You wanna visit yourself?
28:30Oh, girl?
28:31You've been here.
28:32Take them up there.
28:33What?
28:34You'll take outta here.
28:35Oh, girl?
28:36You've been here.
28:37When you come for a night, you've lost.
28:38And I'm right away.
28:39I'm behind...
28:40Jack and I'm done up there.
28:41I'm fine, Jack and I'm fine, Jack and I府.
28:42They're right when you'rearr extra shirts, Jack and i'm heartfelt.
28:43And I'll give you a bit moreessa to show that man?
28:44Thanks...
28:46Mac, come with me trust me
29:04You can do this front get to the side and the side
29:08Side and side now. We're pushing the hat and push it. Don't be kind don't be kind
29:16Push move those hips and you can shimmy
29:19I can't do that
29:21I can't do that
29:23Are you ready for another magical experience simply bursting with anticipation
29:49Wow I'm pretty proud of this one remember love is what you bake of it
30:01Hi uh Anthony
30:11Kate
30:12Welcome to the 12 dates of Christmas
30:16Great British baking show
30:19At each of your stations you will find a recipe for a traditional goût de Noël
30:26Any chance you're a gifted baker?
30:28More of a scan the recipe once and hope for the best type
30:31Once everyone has completed their dessert the judge will choose the winning couple who will receive lessons with a private chef
30:42Hang on the prize is more kitchen labor?
30:45I'll do my best to lose then
30:47On your mark
30:49Get set
30:51Bake
30:52A lot of words
30:55A lot of words
30:56But I
30:57I see the word eggs
30:58Yeah
30:59Start there
31:00So when was your last relationship?
31:02About a year ago
31:04Any lingering feelings there?
31:07It was mutual
31:09That's what you mean
31:10And amicable
31:11That's good
31:13And you?
31:14Oh it's been a while
31:17Here
31:18Have another egg
31:21So why this?
31:23Yeah?
31:24Why not like the apps?
31:25More efficient
31:26User friendly
31:27User friendly?
31:29It's very romantic
31:30I'm a working dad so I outsource everything that I can
31:33This way
31:34Someone else
31:35Picks the people
31:36Sets up the dates
31:37And all I have to do is book a sitter
31:39Kids huh?
31:40Two girls
31:41Cute
31:43What about their mom?
31:45Remarried
31:46To an accountant
31:48Great guy actually
31:49Are you actually this nice?
31:51Yes
31:52Hmm
31:53Here we are
31:56Now
31:57Oh
31:58Oh
32:00Oh
32:01Oh that is very bad
32:02Hmm
32:03I don't think it's that
32:05Oh wait
32:06Mmhmm
32:07Getting it?
32:08Like burnt
32:09Rubber kind of thing?
32:10Yeah right in there
32:11Well done
32:12I think we nailed it
32:13Yeah
32:16Co-parenting is
32:18Fine
32:19Kids are used to it
32:21Takes work
32:22But
32:23We manage
32:24Well
32:25Well I mean that's
32:26Definitely something you can be proud of
32:28My parents split up when I was a teenager and
32:30Co-parenting was definitely not an option
32:33I take it to mean it wasn't a harmonious split?
32:36My mom ripped my dad's heart out and he tried to pretend that he was fine
32:40How are things now?
32:42I'm really really close with my dad
32:45And my mom thinks we're close but
32:49I mean she ditched
32:50You know she's very free spirited which I wish I could say I admired but honestly I think it's just an excuse for her to be unreliable so yeah our thing's kinda messy
33:06I'm gonna drink
33:07Here we go
33:08Hmmmm
33:09That's pretty good
33:10Of course
33:11I'll have a snow
33:12Hmmmm
33:13This little guy
33:14Nice work
33:15We'll make a good team
33:16snow this little guy nice work we'll make a good team I think so too
33:27oh if you've come to try and make me shake my hips some more please don't bother
33:46wouldn't dream of it women of Blacksford become frenzied with desire
33:50a lot of people are intimidated when they first start
34:01well I was kidnapped gets easier every time
34:07Martin would be off his head if he knew that I was teaching
34:19Latin aerobics
34:22after he passed I
34:30I didn't know what I was going to do with myself
34:34eventually I realized it
34:39I was still me
34:42just a different version of myself
34:46so I just got on with it
34:50all this fuss
34:56all I did was retire and break a hip
35:01exactly
35:02so get over yourself
35:04Martin was a good man
35:14yes he was
35:16but he would have died all over again if he'd seen you trying to die
35:21I'll do that
35:24here we go
35:38oh that was hard to watch
35:55yeah it was poor woman
35:56I know
35:57I still think they should have given us something for having the most disgusting
36:01I think we're the winners
36:03yeah
36:03well
36:05you know I didn't have high hopes for this
36:08but I actually had a really good time
36:10I had fun too
36:11although there is something I have to mention
36:15oh boy here we go
36:16it's not bad
36:17I just
36:18I'm not looking to just date someone
36:20I want to get married again
36:22have no children
36:23not today
36:24I just find it's best to be really upfront about it
36:29here I was just hoping to get your phone number
36:31you can have it
36:33just
36:33also want you to know what my intentions are
36:36okay
36:37I respect that
36:39what about you?
36:47what about me?
36:49marriage
36:50kids
36:51your future
36:51are you always this serious on a first date?
36:58actually yeah
36:59dating is time consuming
37:01we both have really busy lives
37:03it's just cut to the chase
37:05what do you want?
37:09I don't know
37:10I don't really think about it
37:11really?
37:15really
37:15I don't
37:16why are you doing all this
37:19if you don't really know what you're looking for?
37:22it's a good question
37:23maybe I
37:27maybe I shouldn't be
37:29are you ever gonna block that
37:40dad?
37:44so he's not in the shed
37:46he's not in the pub
37:47and he's not in the pear tree
37:48where else could he be?
37:49how long should I wait
37:50before I file a missing parent report?
37:53I'm not sure
37:53but anyway
37:54there's always date number four
37:55so one more try
37:57it's time to let it go
37:59but there's nine more dates
38:00that guy was right
38:01I have no idea what I want
38:02what's the point of doing all this
38:04if not a relationship
38:05or a serious commitment
38:06or a betrothal?
38:08betrothal?
38:09look
38:09this is all too much for me to take on
38:12I mean it's like
38:13my dad
38:14and work
38:15and
38:15I can't
38:16I can't be
38:17trying to solve an existential crisis
38:20it's just too much
38:21yeah
38:21it all just looks so romantic
38:23to have all that choice
38:25to be hopeful
38:26and full of possibility
38:28do you know how hard it is
38:30to be a divorce lawyer
38:31who believes in true love?
38:32you really do contain multitudes
38:34thanks babe
38:35seriously
38:36I see you work so hard
38:38and you take so much care
38:40of the people you love
38:41and you deserve to have someone
38:42take care of you too
38:43and I just really want to help you find that
38:45I know
38:45I know how badly you want this
38:47if something amazing shows up at my door
38:49I promise to open it
38:50oh
38:51you promise?
38:52promise
38:53now can we please find this man?
38:59oh
38:59buenos dias papa
39:02hang on
39:11who's my pants?
39:12I have more questions than answers
39:14well
39:16I'm all grown up now
39:18greetings
39:23I come bearing gifts
39:42no
39:43no more mystery dates for me
39:45I'm done
39:45well
39:46why don't you just read the card
39:47look
39:50I've been watching you
39:51I'm scared
39:53it's my job
39:54and this doesn't come as much of a surprise
39:56seeing as this is only a third date
39:58but
40:00you haven't had your moment yet
40:02what moment?
40:04the moment when you realize that this is why you're doing the 12 dates
40:09because of this person
40:12or this experience
40:13or this self-realization
40:16people do this program because they're searching for something
40:21and they're searching for something
40:22and we help them find it
40:24okay well
40:27what if I don't even know what
40:28it is
40:30that's the beauty of it
40:32you don't have to know what it is
40:35you just have to take a chance
40:37when it comes
40:38he's here
40:41who's where?
40:45Richard
40:45the guy from the first date
40:47these are from him
40:48he's in the cafe down the road
40:50read the card
40:52take a chance
40:54tis the season
40:56kate
41:07sorry I was a note snow
41:09I'm hoping you'll forgive me
41:10Richard
41:11P.S.
41:12I'm a complete and utter idiot
41:13for missing our first date
41:14love
41:15magic
41:16and joy
41:17love
41:19magic
41:19and joy
41:20we're gonna bring joy to your world
41:26to the next day
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