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Twelve Dates Til Christmas S01E02
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00:00I found a Christmas present.
00:01It's a Christmas-themed dating service.
00:03I need new friends.
00:04I'm Drew.
00:05You're Christmas Cupid.
00:07I can't believe there was a no-show.
00:09My Latin aerobics class hallucinates him.
00:13Why are you doing all this,
00:15if you don't really know what you're looking for?
00:17I don't know.
00:18It's the beauty of it.
00:19You don't have to know what it is.
00:21You just have to take a chance.
00:23He's here.
00:24Richard, the guy from the first date.
00:30I'm sorry.
00:31I'm sorry.
00:32I'm sorry.
00:43I'm sorry.
00:44I'm sorry.
00:45I'm sorry.
00:46I'm sorry.
00:47I'm sorry.
00:48I'm sorry.
00:49I'm sorry.
00:50I'm sorry.
00:51I'm sorry.
00:52Kate, you're glitching.
00:53Why are you glitching?
00:54The guy.
00:55That guy.
00:56The guy that stood me up on the first date,
00:57you know, Richard,
00:58he's here.
00:59He's at the pear tree.
01:00He's waiting for...
01:00Right, well let's go and give him a talking to.
01:03He left me these flowers and this little card.
01:09You're Richard, huh?
01:10Yeah.
01:11Well, I don't know who you think you are, Richard,
01:13but this is unbelievably cute.
01:15Come on, is it though?
01:16I mean, is it actually though, or is it manipulative?
01:19Being like, sorry I was a no snow?
01:22Oh, oh, I'm hoping that you'll forgive me.
01:25Like, he's using Christmas puns to purposely disarm me,
01:28and isn't that just a little...
01:29Call the Hague.
01:31Look, if you weren't just the teensiest bit charmed,
01:33you wouldn't be out here marching back and forth
01:35like a confused Roomba.
01:36I just, I don't know whether I should just go up there
01:39and, you know, give him what for,
01:40or if I should just stand him up and go home and...
01:43Excuse me, you pinky promised me
01:46that if opportunity came a knocking at your door,
01:49you would answer it, okay?
01:50The guy has come all the way out to Blacksford.
01:53All right, he's taken all this time
01:54to write these frankly delightful Christmas puns.
01:58Okay, what have you got to lose?
01:59So, come on, we're going.
02:01No, but, no, but, no, but, no, but...
02:02Literally, I'm like a third child.
02:03Come on!
02:05Chips off!
02:17Callum! Callum! Callum!
02:20Seen any remorseful looking men around here lately?
02:22Yeah, I was a bloke with a rose.
02:23I waited about an hour and then left.
02:25You were out there for an hour?
02:27Good job I came when I did.
02:29A rose, that's kind of cliché, right?
02:31What was he like?
02:31How did he smell?
02:33Was he intriguing?
02:34I don't know, normal.
02:36And I know obvious signs he was a serial killer.
02:37Well, there are no obvious signs of a serial killer.
02:39True.
02:40Was he cute?
02:41Like, on a scale of one to hot, how...
02:43Listen to you objectifying a man like that, shame on you.
02:46Oh, my God, I need to find this man!
02:48Look, I will admit that I was a little intrigued,
02:50but obviously it's for the best.
02:52I mean, he's stood me up twice now.
02:53Yeah, because you were dawdling on the pavement.
02:55Well, sometimes things just aren't meant to be...
02:57His phone number.
03:00Oh, no.
03:02It's a Christmas miracle.
03:04If you don't text him right this instant, I will.
03:06Okay.
03:08Let's just calm down.
03:08I shan't. Text him.
03:10Okay.
03:16In a rush, you're lost, dot, dot, dot, again.
03:29Hmm.
03:30Are you mad?
03:32Well, if he doesn't like it, he can just...
03:35What?
03:36Oh, it's very good.
03:40Indeed.
03:42Next time, I'll wait all night, if I have to.
04:06What's going on here?
04:08Oh, floral.
04:10Is that eucalyptus?
04:11Yeah, it's just something I'm playing with.
04:13You know, just the start of something.
04:15For Mrs. Talbot.
04:17She's a traditionalist.
04:18Ah, yes, Mrs. Talbot's tartans.
04:21No, those are here.
04:23It's a little work in progress.
04:24Clearly.
04:25Well, keep working.
04:27And, um, this little eucalyptus piece.
04:29Yeah, it's interesting.
04:31Maybe not for Mrs. Talbot, but...
04:33Interesting.
04:34I know it sounds like a line, but I was at the hospital.
04:48My nephew broke his arm playing football, so I stayed with him until my sister could get
04:52off work.
04:54Great.
04:55So, now you're a hero.
04:57Hmm.
04:58We're an annoyingly close family.
05:00My mom is one of my best mates.
05:02And if you can stomach that, I'd really like to make it up to you.
05:06Hmm.
05:07You guys, there is no Christmas without John McLean.
05:10Nakatomi Plaza, hello.
05:11Maybe, but I think most people would agree that the holiday is essential.
05:15Holiday viewing.
05:16Bollocks.
05:17Oh.
05:18All right, what's your favorite?
05:19No, I don't really have a strong opinion.
05:20I just wanted to disagree.
05:21Christmas has come early, ladies.
05:24Oh, yay!
05:25New branding deal.
05:26The clients don't even have them yet.
05:28Oh, please stay our friend forever.
05:29I'm working on it.
05:30Oh, is there something I want to share?
05:32Posh pies!
05:34What are posh pies?
05:36Mmm.
05:37Mmm.
05:38Flexured Christmas tradition.
05:39It's my mom's recipe.
05:40She was magic in the kitchen.
05:42Babe, they're really divine.
05:44Mmm.
05:45I bet you could take these to market.
05:46Selling the gourmet grocers?
05:47You could be the next Paul Hollywood.
05:49No, I'd have to work on my beards.
05:51I can show you how I make them, though, if you like.
05:54Mmm.
05:55Mmm.
05:56Mmm.
05:57Two words.
05:59Die.
06:00Hard.
06:03What?
06:04I think just Richard's favorite Christmas movie is also Die Hard.
06:07Oh, so you've been texting, I see.
06:09Yeah.
06:10I mean, I hate to admit it, but he's kind of interesting.
06:13Mmm.
06:14He's a journalist and he's writing a piece on the 12 dates.
06:16Turns out I am not the only one who's got a fair amount of skepticism about this whole thing.
06:20Sounds like a perfect match.
06:22Yeah.
06:23It's all very suspicious.
06:24Oh, maybe.
06:25Just maybe.
06:26You're having a good time.
06:27I mean, look at you.
06:28You've already perked up.
06:29Okay.
06:30Easy, cowboy.
06:31I haven't even met this guy in person.
06:33He's probably just showing me his best side, so I'll think he's perfect.
06:36Oh, so you think he's perfect?
06:38I have a good feeling about this for you.
06:40Mmm.
06:41Morning.
06:42Good morning.
06:43What's going on here?
06:44I've made a smoothie.
06:45It's got all sorts of healthy stuff in it.
06:46I can't remember what any of it is, but it's supposed to boost my memory.
07:01So, bottom's up.
07:02Mmm.
07:03Mmm.
07:04Ooh.
07:05Oh.
07:06I'll put some air on your chest.
07:09Wheat grass.
07:10It's got wheat grass.
07:11See?
07:12It's working already.
07:13So, what brought on the sudden urge to drink the vegetation?
07:17I thought you'd be pleased.
07:18Impressed you.
07:19Yes.
07:20I'm always happy to praise you for doing something in your own best interest.
07:24Figured I could use a boost before I put up the Christmas lights outside today.
07:27Better late than never.
07:28Wait, Dad.
07:29You can't do that.
07:30You can't be climbing up ladders while I'm not here.
07:32Your balance isn't what it used to be.
07:33Just wait until I get back and then I'll help you.
07:36I'm not scaling the roof.
07:37I understand that.
07:38But it isn't safe.
07:39Come on.
07:40I shouldn't be having to tell you this.
07:41Fine.
07:42Fine.
07:43I will wait until my daughter has returned to chaperone me in a perfectly menial task that
07:47I've done a million times before.
07:49Without incident.
07:50Great.
07:51I'd say I'm a serial monogamous.
07:52When I'm in a relationship, I'm all in.
08:04My parents have been married for 40 years, and that's what I want.
08:16As far as interrogations go, I'm really enjoying this.
08:19Far away.
08:20Oh, so you think this is fun?
08:21You don't even know me.
08:22Why not enjoy the other dates and just let this one go?
08:33When I took this assignment, I decided to be all in.
08:37Trust the process.
08:39You and I were supposed to be.
08:40You must be a romantic.
08:42What can I say?
08:43I'm a romantic.
08:44Current view.
08:45What are you doing in Paris?
08:48Had a few days between dates.
08:49Looking for inspiration for the article.
08:51City of love, after all.
08:53When I get back, let's meet.
08:57What?
08:58What?
08:59What?
09:00What?
09:01What?
09:02What?
09:03What?
09:04What?
09:05What?
09:06What?
09:07What?
09:08What?
09:09What?
09:10What?
09:11What?
09:12What?
09:13What?
09:14Kate!
09:15What are you doing back here?
09:17You're late.
09:18Make haste.
09:19Come along.
09:20Quickly.
09:39What in the name of Lizzie Bennet?
09:41Welcome to A Christmas Carol Live.
09:44An immersive experience.
09:46With whom do I have the pleasure?
09:48Oh.
09:49Uh.
09:50Says I'm Dowager Countess Fern Radcliffe.
09:53A legendary party animal.
09:55Now.
09:56Let's meet your date.
09:57Let's meet your date.
09:58Woo-hoo.
09:59Oh.
10:00Oh.
10:01Oh.
10:02Amen.
10:03What are you doing?
10:09Oh, oh.
10:10Oh, something crazy.
10:11Oh, my God.
10:21How do I, when have you talked to our guest?
10:23Well, this is a first.
10:31Ash, meet Kate. Kate, this is Ash.
10:34Nice to meet you.
10:34It appears that I've made a clerical error.
10:39Well, Ash's happily ever after is feminine and Kate's is masculine.
10:44Isn't it fortuitous?
10:46Clearly something magical has brought you two together.
10:49But you must be willing to go along for the ride.
10:52I'm down if you are.
10:53I do love a good cosplay.
10:55Excellent. Go forth and be merry.
11:00To be honest, I'm kind of relieved to have a non-date date.
11:04Me too.
11:05Do you want to grab a drink?
11:06Definitely.
11:07Let's go.
11:08Can you scare us?
11:09It's so wet.
11:13My little pinky finger knows more about hanging Christmas lights than you ever will.
11:18She does the indoors.
11:21I do the outdoors.
11:22That's how it's always been.
11:24I don't tell you how or when to hang your Christmas pawbles, do I?
11:29Yeah.
11:31Oh, wait a second.
11:34Oh, no.
11:37Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
11:39Oh.
11:41Oh.
11:42Oh, God.
11:53He's going to kill me.
11:55These are shadows of things that have been.
12:11They are what they are.
12:13Do not blame me, Mr. Scrooge.
12:17Remove me.
12:18I cannot bear it.
12:36Can I admit something embarrassing?
12:39Please do.
12:40Every time I think of a Christmas carol, I think about Scrooge McDuck.
12:44Me too.
12:45It really is the definitive Dickens.
12:47This is all so romantic, isn't it?
12:55Yeah.
12:56Oh.
12:57I'm sorry.
12:57I thought you were joking.
12:58I'm not kidding at all.
13:00I mean, the costumes, the dance cards, the potential to swoon.
13:06Oh.
13:06I'm absolutely here for it.
13:09See, I think it feels false and manipulative.
13:12Seriously.
13:13Who hurt you?
13:15It's a long story.
13:16Well, tell me about it.
13:19I'm just saying, I don't think that, you know, forced romance is necessarily romantic.
13:25Like, this guy I've been texting, every time he says anything, all I can hear in my head
13:30is, oh, I love my mum.
13:32Oh, I believe in fate.
13:34Paris is the city of love.
13:36Like, but Paris is the city of love, isn't it?
13:40Well, I know.
13:40I'm just saying, like, you know, it's all just a little too good to be true.
13:46And no red flags is actually a red flag in and of itself.
13:49What if you're looking for some problems where there are none?
13:53I mean, do you really want to let a great romance just slip through your fingers just because you
13:58were too skeptical?
14:00Well, skeptical or savvy.
14:02I mean, yes, I want to experience a transcendent love, but I...
14:05Oh my God.
14:06What?
14:06What?
14:07What?
14:08That woman over there with the glowing skin and piercing eyes.
14:14Well, she was my date number one and it was so romantic.
14:17And at the end we kissed and it was so perfect until...
14:21She burst into tears.
14:23I have been there.
14:24No, I got bloody nose.
14:27It happens when I get really excited.
14:29It was like a crime scene.
14:30There was an ambulance.
14:31I was so embarrassed.
14:35And now here she is, dancing with someone who was decidedly not bleeding from her nose.
14:40Why don't you give up?
14:41I mean, what happened to that hopeless romantic that almost had me convinced that
14:46those red flags were actually green.
14:49Well, they are green and hopeless romantics do exist.
14:53We exist.
14:56When I look at her, everyone just falls away.
15:05If you really feel that way, you've got to do something about it.
15:09Well, like what?
15:11Hmm.
15:14I don't think I've something.
15:16Oh, she's looking this way.
15:18If I have to take another Saturday meeting with one more cheating spouse who out of the blue
15:23wants a post-nup, I'll burst.
15:26When I make partner, there's going to be some big changes of that firm, I can tell you that.
15:30Sounds like the lady will be having wine with her chicken nuggets.
15:33Oh, a heavy pour, please.
15:35No word from Kate.
15:36I wish she'd just location share and we wouldn't have to have this daily struggle.
15:40You know, Kate and her boundaries.
15:42Well, it's maddening.
15:43I just want to help.
15:45It feels like such a waste not to let me.
15:46I'm sure you'll get your chance to meddle.
15:48Ah!
15:49I mean, help.
15:50Oh, very soon.
15:51Hmm.
15:53Well, I'm off.
15:54What?
15:55George's garden revealed him.
15:56Oh, yes.
15:59Right.
15:59No, I absolutely hadn't forgotten that.
16:02Go, enjoy talking topi-wreath.
16:05Oh, Ben?
16:06Yes, love?
16:07It's our firstborn wearing pants on her head.
16:10Indeed.
16:11Have fun.
16:12Right here.
16:14Cheers.
16:16I can't see you.
16:18I'm in the garden.
16:20Where?
16:21By the hedge.
16:22I'm looking at the hedge.
16:24I'm in here.
16:24Wait, hold, wait, wait.
16:25I'm on my way.
16:27I'll be your homing device.
16:29Oh, my gosh, what happened to you?
16:31Well, I was just doing a bit of ice skating
16:32and it couldn't quite land the triple axel.
16:34What do you think happened?
16:35Here, let me give you a hand up.
16:37Oh, my God, you're heavy.
16:42Oh.
16:46Sorry.
16:50Um, I was just trying to help and...
16:53Any more help like that and we'll die here.
16:55Oh, my God.
16:56Oh, my God.
16:56Oh, my God.
16:57Oh, my God.
16:58Oh, my God.
16:59Oh, my God.
17:00Oh, my God.
17:01Oh, my God.
17:02Oh, my God, will you?
17:03There.
17:03You see?
17:04Years of aerobic exercise, yoga, core strength.
17:09So, if you want me to get you up, you're going to have to take up yoga.
17:12Now is not the time for jokes.
17:14Twice a week.
17:14Just help me out.
17:17Three times.
17:17Three times.
17:18Fine, fine.
17:20Just get me up.
17:21Oh, my God.
17:23Babe.
17:25Babe.
17:26I just secured you a spot at the third annual Christmas Pop-Up Palooza.
17:31You're welcome, handsome.
17:32The what now?
17:33Pop-Up Palooza.
17:35Every year, tastemaker restaurants and bakeries from all around the Southeast sponsor a Pop-Up
17:39to showcase a seasonal dish.
17:41It's huge.
17:42It's massive press.
17:43One of these days, I'm going to understand what you're talking about.
17:45I'm talking about several hundred Hungry Mouths traipsing to the pear tree for your, wait
17:50for it, posh pie pop-up.
17:54See what I did there?
17:55Alliteration.
17:56It's great for marketing.
17:57It's not really a pop-up, though, is it?
17:59The pear tree's not a limited-time thing.
18:01No, but your posh pies are.
18:03Nah.
18:04What do you mean, nah?
18:07Do you know where this could lead?
18:09I'm talking gourmet collabs, license distribution, catering empire.
18:13It is quite literally the dream.
18:15I'm living my dream right now.
18:16You know, I'm feeding the people at Blacksford like my mum did before me.
18:20Only now I get to do it with you.
18:25Guess I'm doing this, huh?
18:29You will thank me later.
18:31Trust me.
18:32All right, go on.
18:33Get out of my kitchen.
18:45Good day, fair maidens.
18:49Terribly sorry to interrupt your revels.
18:51Oh, are we part of the performance?
18:54I adore cosplay.
18:55Yes, actually, um, Drew sent me, yes.
18:59Uh, apparently, um, there's a bit of slight problem with, uh, your costume.
19:05I'm afraid it's part of a suspected, um, inf-stations.
19:10I love you, too.
19:11I love you.
19:11I love you.
19:12I love you.
19:12I love you.
19:13She is.
19:14A little too Dickensian, am I right?
19:19But, lucky for you, there is someone here who would love a do-over.
19:25Enjoy.
19:27Up, this dance floor is taken.
19:56I'll go.
20:26All right, let's meet.
20:35Oh!
20:36Oh, you big baby.
20:38Well, if you think this is pain,
20:40don't forget you promised me a yoga class.
20:46Why didn't you call Kate?
20:49I wouldn't want to give her the satisfaction of saying,
20:51I told you so.
20:52I don't blame you.
20:54My kids think that I've lost my mind.
20:56They keep trying to put all these guardrails around me.
20:58So they're judging to somehow better than ours.
21:01They should learn to sort out their own lives.
21:03I'm tired of it.
21:04Oh, you're right about that.
21:06Well, that being said,
21:08you did fall.
21:10I said I was tired of it, not that I was right.
21:17Kate, you're a matchmaker.
21:19I never thought I would live to see the day Kate Tucker believes in love.
21:23I don't believe in love, you guys.
21:25It's not the Loch Ness monster.
21:27It's just rare, you know?
21:29It's one in a million.
21:30It's a shot in the dark and it's a stab in the...
21:34knife.
21:36You know what I mean.
21:37I know that it's real.
21:39I mean, look at Laura and Ben.
21:40They're obsessed with each other.
21:41Truly disgusting.
21:42Actually.
21:45And you guys are so gross as well.
21:49We try.
21:50Well, excuse me while I go bake five million pies.
21:53The old posh pie pop-up, eh?
21:55Bloody stupid name.
21:58Krabby.
21:59I know.
22:00It was presumptuous of me to just sign him up.
22:02But I want everyone to know how talented he is.
22:05I am a little surprised that he's actually going through with it though.
22:08Well, if Callum says he's going to do something,
22:10he will follow through every time.
22:12Decidedly not like my ex.
22:14Indecision was that man's middle name.
22:20Bad news?
22:21I think it's good news.
22:23I don't know.
22:24I'm on an emotional rollercoaster and I'm a little bit queasy.
22:28What's wrong?
22:29Well, I've been texting with this guy, Richard, right?
22:32And at first I was like, absolutely not.
22:34And then something shifted along the way because now he says things like,
22:38I'm going to wear a beret the first time we meet and I'm not totally horrified.
22:41So I don't even know who I am anymore.
22:44And now we're supposed to meet at this dates with mates.
22:47Wait, what is dates with mates?
22:49Date five, a joyous affair where you bring your friends and they play matchmaker.
22:53Oh, wow.
22:54That sounds absolutely horrific.
22:56Yeah.
22:58Can I come?
22:59Why is everyone enjoying this so much?
23:01Oh, blasted oven.
23:05Babe, we're going on Kate's next date.
23:07Uh, hard pass.
23:08But before I forget, can you ask your dad to come look at the ovens?
23:11When he's done putting up the lights, any time will do.
23:14What do you mean when he's done with the lights?
23:16Did you see him doing that?
23:18Uh, yeah, earlier today.
23:25Dad?
23:26In here.
23:27You were supposed to wait for me.
23:30Oh my God, what happened?
23:31Just a little tumble, I'm fine.
23:33Dad, what were you thinking?
23:35You, you told me that you were going to wait, you could have killed yourself.
23:38First you want me to get out of the easy chair, then you complain when I do.
23:41This is exactly why I can't trust you.
23:43Because you tell me that you're going to do something and then you don't do it.
23:46I am exhausted.
23:47I can't relax for five seconds.
23:49That's it.
23:50I'm putting in cameras.
23:51Nobody asked you to worry, Kate.
23:53I don't need surveillance.
23:54I don't need a babysitter.
23:56I'm not a child.
23:57Then stop acting like one.
24:03Hi.
24:05I didn't know that you had company.
24:08Is there a Latin aerobics class in the living room or?
24:12No, just a little ice skating.
24:14That's all.
24:16Good night, both of you.
24:17I'll admit it wasn't my best idea and I got myself into a mess.
24:31But I got myself out of it.
24:34That's all that matters, isn't it?
24:39All right, Dad.
24:47The sea.
24:52Oh.
24:54Oh.
24:55Oh.
24:56Oh.
24:57Oh.
24:58Oh.
25:07Oh, oh, oh.
25:14Oh, oh.
25:15I can't wait to see you tonight.
25:22Still in Paris, finding inspiration everywhere.
25:45Not Paris, but still pretty spectacular.
26:15Hi!
26:17Sorry, I... I made this.
26:22Lovely. Now be a dove and get off my roof.
26:26Straight away.
26:45Kate and Mace, welcome to Dates with Mates.
26:49Laura, we spoke on the phone?
26:51More than once.
26:53Now, here's how it works.
26:55The green wristbands are for our daters looking for love
26:58and the red wristbands are for their mates.
27:01It's a mix-up, but your mates play matchmaker.
27:05And before you complain, you picked your friends.
27:08I did not.
27:10Have fun.
27:15Oh, that's fixed.
27:17Really?
27:18Oh!
27:20Here.
27:21Your evening, Tipple.
27:24So, no dates with Mace for you tonight, then?
27:27Oh, God, no. It feels weird. Your friends picking your dates.
27:30In my day, you just met a pretty girl and you fell in love.
27:33All this dating stuff.
27:35I suppose it has taken Kate's laser focus off me for a bit,
27:38so I'm grateful for it.
27:39Kate, she's a thorny rose.
27:41Doesn't exactly wear a heart on her sleeve, does she?
27:43She's in good hands with Laura tonight.
27:47And they don't need me.
27:53Oh, God.
27:55You can look up for me.
28:00See you soon.
28:01Are you kidding about the beret?
28:03Kate. Kate.
28:05Gary. Gary. Kate.
28:07Gary loves sports.
28:09What do you play? Rugby?
28:11Pickleball mostly, but my true passion is the piccolo.
28:16No. No. No.
28:18This is Geoffrey.
28:20It's pronounced Joffrey.
28:22Like Game of Thrones.
28:23I'm a big fan.
28:24Changed my name.
28:25I used to be called Paul.
28:26I'm really into good health, you know.
28:28I eat a lot of sauerkraut.
28:30Juan.
28:31Craig.
28:32Ming.
28:33Ever heard someone nose whistle?
28:40Pablo.
28:41Preston.
28:42Patrick.
28:44You know, technically, brushing your teeth is unnecessary.
28:48Raj?
28:49What?
28:50Do you have a car I can borrow?
28:52Uh...
28:58Peter.
29:01How do you feel about underground bunkers?
29:03There go my dreams of finding you a match.
29:20This is excruciating.
29:22Says the woman who forced me into this.
29:23Fine.
29:24Well, let it be said, on this day, the 12th of...
29:28Oh my God, it's December 14th.
29:30But your anniversary...
29:32Oh my God.
29:34Richard, we have...
29:35It's fine.
29:36Just go.
29:37Are you sure?
29:38Go, go, go, go, go.
29:39Mwah, mwah, mwah, mwah, mwah, mwah, mwah.
29:43Kate.
29:45Oh, uh...
29:46Oliver.
29:47Hey.
29:48I took your advice about telling my ex how I felt.
29:50She wouldn't take my call.
29:51I feel a bit rubbish, actually.
29:53I'm sorry.
29:54How about you?
29:55Well, I just let myself get excited about some guy that I've never even met,
30:00and I'm kicking myself because, you know, I knew better.
30:02I mean, I still know better.
30:03It's...
30:04Don't say that.
30:05Love is worth it.
30:06Even if it stomps you down and drives you crazy.
30:09It's worth it.
30:10Yeah.
30:11Yeah.
30:12Was that a beret?
30:18Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!
30:20Hey!
30:21You think you can stand me up again?
30:23Unbelievable.
30:24You know, I knew you were too good to be true.
30:26Yeah, with your clever little texts and your saying the perfect thing at the perfect time.
30:32Yeah.
30:33Well, I saw right through you from the very beginning.
30:35Yeah, I don't think so.
30:37What do you have to say for yourself?
30:39I think you got the wrong guy.
30:41Great speech, though.
30:43Cinematic.
30:44Kate?
30:51Richard.
30:54Fogget Heathrow.
30:55Did you get my text?
30:59Your text?
31:00Mm-mm.
31:01Mm-mm.
31:02Mm-mm.
31:03Mm-mm.
31:06Fogget Heathrow.
31:09On my way.
31:10Not standing up again.
31:14Don't leave.
31:19Can I buy you a drink?
31:24So.
31:25You think my texts are clever?
31:28Did I say that?
31:29Hmm.
31:33Yeah, I-I-I don't usually get all worked up, you know, like that.
31:36I mean, sure, I've been known to monologue on the occasion, but, you know, I-I-I-I mean, in my defense, I did, you know, think you were standing me up again.
31:45Oh, I completely get it.
31:46I made a promise, and I didn't follow through.
31:48I should have worn the beret.
31:50I should have worn the beret.
31:52Yes, you should have.
31:54Sorry, it's just so weird, you know, finally putting a face to the voice in my head.
32:00And how do I measure up?
32:01Good.
32:02I mean, you know, fine.
32:04Oh, I, um, got you something.
32:07A little memento.
32:09The city of love.
32:11Oh, my God, you didn't have to do that.
32:13It's nothing fancy, but you're on my mind.
32:16Fine.
32:18Thanks.
32:19Kate!
32:20I just saw my ex.
32:21He's here.
32:22Oh?
32:23Uh, Sarah, this is Richard.
32:25Hi.
32:26Well...
32:28Done, Kate.
32:29Okay.
32:32Anyway, I have to leave.
32:33Now.
32:34Okay.
32:35Well...
32:36Sarah!
32:38Ollie.
32:39It's so good to see you.
32:41Are you part of the 12 dates?
32:46Is this one of your dates?
32:48Actually, I'm with her.
32:51Is this the guy?
32:55But you two know each other.
32:57We went ice skating.
32:58You two dated.
32:59Sorry, is Sarah your ex?
33:05I think this might be a good time for me to get more drinks.
33:08Oh, yeah.
33:09Perhaps I'll just come with you and you two can catch up.
33:11Nope.
33:12No, there's nothing to talk about.
33:13Sarah, please.
33:14I miss you.
33:17I'll do anything.
33:19Callum.
33:21Hey, who's Callum?
33:22Her boyfriend and my best friend.
33:25Hey!
33:27What did I miss?
33:29He's here.
33:30Callum.
33:31I'm Oliver.
33:32I'm, um...
33:33Kate's ice skating date.
33:37Now that you have, buy me a drink.
33:39Bye.
33:40Oh, this is bad.
33:41Yeah.
33:42It's dreadful.
33:43Let's get you some tissues.
33:44I'm completely and utterly daft.
33:45That makes two of us.
33:46I didn't remember until they read the date on the end.
33:47I didn't remember until they read the date on the end.
33:48I'm completely and utterly daft.
33:49Oh.
33:50Oh.
33:51Oh.
33:52Oh.
33:53How was tonight?
33:54I'd say...
33:55A total bust all round.
33:56I thought it was gonna be fun getting out of the night.
33:57...
33:58...
33:59...
34:00...
34:01...
34:02...
34:03...
34:04...
34:06...
34:07I'm completely and utterly daft.
34:09...
34:10That makes two of us I
34:14Didn't remember until they read the date on the evening news
34:19How was tonight I'd say a total bust all round I thought it was gonna be fun getting a peek at the single life, but
34:28Not as fun and flirty as you hoped. It's not at all. It was hot and loud
34:34nobody was worthy of my Kate
34:36but
34:38There was so much possibility in the air
34:41like
34:42Just think
34:44Someone might have fallen in love tonight or met the person who's gonna be their lifetime partner in crime. Lucky ducks
34:52Felt good to be on that side of the equation for a change
35:00Happy anniversary
35:06I'm glad I married you yeah, you'll do
35:17I thought you were baking tonight the ovens busted plus I was thinking it's actually a big deal for her feel like I should support
35:24She must feel sorry for him
35:26Yeah, the bloke she went ice game with Oliver
35:29He spent the entire day crying over his ex good enough for showing up though
35:36I knew she'd moved on but seeing them together. I have to speak to her and apologize. No
35:41I owe her something more
35:44a big gesture
35:46Romantic epic like getting up on this table and no no don't do that. It's much too small. Yes. It's for you. Thank you so much
36:00Wait a minute Kate's juggling two days at once. What is this love island?
36:04Hold on
36:06Hold on that's the Romeo with the flower from the cafe. It's quite nice
36:13What are you doing? Laura's not here she needs a wingman
36:19Hello gents, what's going on here not much just heartbreaking agony
36:25That's funny
36:27He's kidding
36:32Kate
36:39Sorry guys girl chat
36:44You've got to get him out of here
36:46Gallum Oliver I've already tried
36:49Callum's determined to stay and support you so
36:51Oh
36:54Only look so sad. He is sad. He's a very very sad man. He just desperately wants to talk to you
37:04Tough break mate. I've definitely been there. The important thing is to get back up there. His emotions seem reasonable
37:10His ex is here with another man. No, you're kidding
37:13I'm gonna go find a bucket to drown myself in
37:25Well, I hope you're nice me better than that
37:27I'm sure yet
37:31I remember you from the cafe you had a flower waiting for cake
37:37Oh, I in the place all right
37:40Oh
37:42Great latte very frothy
37:46Thank you. We um try
37:51Maybe it'll give you some closure or something I have closure okay. I'm staying out of it five minutes. It's all I'm asking
38:02Can you please keep Callum busy, please I have to talk to him to end this
38:10Thank you. Thank you. I've got five minutes ollie
38:16Everywhere I go. I'm reminded of you of us
38:19I'll be walking through Hyde Park and I'll think oh when spring comes I'll bring Sarah here for a boozy picnic
38:24I'd lay down that throw you love that we got in liberties and we'd be those people in love that everyone looks at and wishes they could be
38:32That's cute ollie but picnics weren't our problem
38:35No, you're right
38:38What I'm trying to say is I couldn't imagine a future before
38:44It scared me and how it's all I can think about
38:50I can't see a future without you in it. It's too late. No
38:55It's not
38:57So she was full-on emo, but I mean Blex would never seen anything like it. It really was not that crazy
39:02She got detention when she came to school with the lip ring a fake lip ring
39:07That sounds pretty cool to me
39:12Time for another drink yeah gonna find Sarah you know what I will get the drinks you just stay here. Okay, don't move
39:19Stay here and relax. Don't move
39:27That sort of behavior is not tolerated on twelfth day
39:33That sort of whistling not appreciated time to go
39:39So he said all the right things but it doesn't change the past and I simply cannot rely on Ollie to do what he says
39:47So doesn't matter anyway
39:49Well, what are you gonna tell Callum nothing?
39:51There's nothing to tell fact that you don't want to tell Callum anything is exactly the reason why you should
39:56Hey, what?
39:58Sorry not to take a call
40:05Where's Richard yeah, it's a guy said he takes you
40:13Hey, hey, hey
40:16Are you seriously leaving right now you had a lot going on?
40:19I know and I know it may not seem like it, but I really just wanted to talk to you
40:24Now I'm out here in the freezing cold for the second time tonight like a crazy person trying to figure out if this could be something
40:32But you keep leaving
40:36Just didn't feel like our mom and
40:42You're the only one I wanted to be with
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