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00:00It's an extraordinary feeling, to think of something
00:05over the top of your head that makes people laugh.
00:08It's a gift.
00:16Perfect version of a modern man. Attractive. Very funny, which I think is very important.
00:24P.S. My mum, brackets Jackie, loves you.
00:31And the winner is...
00:34Lenny Brain from Glass Houses.
01:00The End
01:07The End
01:10Baggy, Baggy, please, I don't want to go to bed on an argument, especially not about
01:38something so stupid as this, do we just, what, sleep, yes, how are we supposed to sleep, well this will probably be all over sodding papers tomorrow, you can sleep fine, because you know it's all lies, nothing happened, nothing happened, the neighbours don't know that do they, I've never even met this woman, I know that, nobody else does,
02:01are we going to do this every time there's a bogus allegation,
02:17girl, bloody ridiculous, and the cleaner doesn't know it's a lie, oh, if we're worried about what the cleaner thinks of us, maybe we shouldn't employ her to clean the house,
02:26what I'm saying, is it's humiliating, I don't even know who this woman is, she could be made up for all I know,
02:32I can still hate it, I can still hate how attritional it is,
02:36this is like being accused of having an affair with a tooth fairy, it can still make me feel rubbish,
02:44look, she's crazy just like the rest of them, it's just endless crap, years of bullshit, every single one of them disappears, the moment they get a stern letter just pointing out, there's no basis for any of it, there's no evidence,
03:08evidence, nothing, nothing happened, it's all made up, but the papers don't go with it, because I'm me,
03:20look, these sheets, they're Egyptian cotton, they've barely seen our bum cheeks, because we've been in the Maldives, that's the life we have, and the price we pay for it is these liars and maniacs,
03:32but why am I telling you this, you know this, you're a psychotherapist for God's sake.
03:39I'm sorry.
03:48Just let them write it, let them write whatever they want, TV funny man shags burrito, whatever.
04:02There's never been anyone else.
04:11I tell you every day,
04:14I love you.
04:20Past the edges of time.
04:27What was that?
04:32Shall we press the buzzer? It's in the kitchen.
04:39Well you might need something.
04:42It could be dangerous.
04:43You might need help.
04:44Then we should call the police.
04:46Oh is he around the doorbell?
04:47Yes.
04:54Oh my god.
04:55Oh shit.
04:56Quick.
04:57Yeah, yeah.
04:58Okay.
04:59Quick.
05:00Yeah, yeah.
05:01Okay.
05:02Oh, Jesus, please.
05:28They attacked me.
05:29Who attacked you?
05:29They took my bike.
05:32My phone.
05:33Who?
05:34I don't know.
05:38My phone's upstairs.
05:40I'll call you an ambulance.
05:41No, please.
05:43What do you need?
05:47You're the only one that answered.
05:55Do you want to come in?
05:58Can you stand?
05:59What do you want to do?
06:01Oh, God.
06:02Oh, God.
06:03Okay.
06:04Come on.
06:06Let's just...
06:07Let's get you sorted out.
06:11Okay.
06:12You can just...
06:25Sit here.
06:26Sit here.
06:28Sit here.
06:28Sit here.
06:32Sorry.
06:33No, don't be ridiculous.
06:34I know it's late.
06:37Did you hit your head?
06:40Are you bleeding?
06:41I really think we ought to call you an ambulance, you know?
06:44It's okay.
06:45You collapsed.
06:46I think it was just a shock, I don't know.
06:48You might be concussed.
06:50It's just my shoulder.
06:51You sure about that?
06:52I just need some water.
06:57Right.
06:57Of course.
06:58Yeah.
06:59It was what?
07:01Was it randoms or...?
07:03I was delivering pizza.
07:06I was going to number 20.
07:08I got the money and they...
07:10They just come out of nowhere.
07:11We should definitely call the police.
07:13I don't know if they'll be able to do anything.
07:15You've been robbed.
07:16It'll be long gone.
07:17Well, probably, but...
07:18When my flat got broken into, the police, they didn't even turn up.
07:21Okay, I'll put their a bit quicker around here, mate.
07:26No.
07:28No, please.
07:31I'll...
07:32I'll go to the station.
07:34I just need to get my shit together.
07:36No problem.
07:36No, please.
07:41I don't know my license.
07:44Oh.
07:44It's only part-time to help me pay my way through uni.
07:48I can't afford to lose this job.
07:55Well, you should definitely report it.
07:57I will.
07:58I promise.
07:59And learn to drive.
08:01Yeah.
08:02They can't be allowed to get away with it.
08:05It's fucking feral.
08:07What were they, kids?
08:0817?
08:0918, maybe.
08:10But they were big.
08:11Hopped up on Minecraft and balloons.
08:14And they were fast.
08:15Don't need to get that round here.
08:16There's trouble around here.
08:17It's all planning consent for basement pools.
08:20People are going to afford a basement pool.
08:22They don't usually kick your head in.
08:24I could have done without them stealing my shoes.
08:26Yeah, why would they do that?
08:28I don't know.
08:29They're old as well.
08:30All the leather's coming off.
08:32Maybe they're mending them.
08:34Maybe they're feral cobblers.
08:35There you go.
08:35Can I get you a shirt, or...?
08:41Mm.
08:43Yeah.
08:44Yeah, please.
08:45If you don't mind.
08:46Yeah, I could stretch to a shirt.
08:48I've got some old trainers here somewhere.
08:49If I can find them.
08:50I don't know where anything is.
08:51They're clean and moving things around like a mouse.
08:54They're without the incontinence.
08:55I don't know where anything is.
09:25I don't know where anything is.
09:55Oh, my God, I'm sorry.
09:57Are you OK?
10:00Hi.
10:01Found one.
10:03Jumped by some kids out delivering pizza.
10:05God, who was it?
10:07Teenage mutant ninja wankers.
10:11Jesus, are you hurt?
10:13It's OK.
10:15What do you need?
10:16I'm fine, honestly.
10:18You don't look great.
10:19Well, take aim for your money.
10:20She's just coming for your self-esteem.
10:22I didn't mean that.
10:23I mean we should call an ambulance.
10:23It's just my shoulder.
10:26You collapsed.
10:29Just shot.
10:30I'm feeling...
10:31OK, did you call the police?
10:33No.
10:33I can do that for you.
10:34Wait.
10:39He's going to go to the station when he's got his breath back.
10:45Right.
10:45Did he give you food?
10:52Would you like a sandwich?
10:53How quickly do you think I can make a sandwich?
10:55Oh, we're cream.
10:56In a sandwich?
10:57Antiseptic for the...
10:58for the cuts.
10:59Please.
11:00You don't have to do anything.
11:01Nonsense.
11:02Let me make you a sandwich.
11:03Okay, if it's not too much trouble.
11:06Um, what do we have?
11:07You like kimchi?
11:09He's a victim of violence.
11:10He's not a mystery diner.
11:16Just ignore his bad jokes.
11:18I do.
11:19Daily.
11:19Don't slice that too thick.
11:23You'll ruin a sandwich.
11:31For a minute we thought you were, um...
11:33a crazy fan or something.
11:36Like New York?
11:37Yeah, he was intense.
11:39Showed up at, like, one in the morning.
11:41Not, like, three.
11:43Didn't leave.
11:44Made me sign his arse.
11:49Oh, my God.
11:55You're Lenny Bray.
11:57Oh, I'm sorry.
12:01That's all right, honestly.
12:03I didn't realise that you were...
12:05you.
12:06Oh, well...
12:07My head's...
12:07My head's all...
12:09In your defence,
12:11I wasn't this fat 25 years ago.
12:14Um, I like your show.
12:16I mean, I've only seen a few episodes.
12:17You're forgiven on the grounds
12:19that you were a child when I made them.
12:22That's true.
12:23I'd like to be reminded of my own mortality.
12:26I mean, you're probably tired of hearing this all the time,
12:29but they were really funny.
12:31You're joking.
12:32If he doesn't hear it three times a day,
12:33he gets IBS.
12:36I like the American version, too.
12:38Oh, because it was funnier.
12:39Yeah, well, pay for this house.
12:43And your bee venom facials.
12:45Why don't you show him the wall?
12:57Oh, no.
12:58People like it.
12:59It has all his, um, memorabilia and silly trophies.
13:04Come on.
13:06He's had a dreadful evening.
13:08Oh, it'd be cool.
13:10I'd like to be reminded of how fantastic I was.
13:12Uh, okay.
13:15Just quickly, though.
13:38Oh, wow.
13:39Nice to have.
13:49These are the people you made that show with?
13:52Finally, yeah.
13:53Last day, I think.
13:56That's amazing.
13:57Good memories.
13:59People really love that show, huh?
14:01I've been lucky.
14:02Lenny, is it true that you wrote that first one by hand?
14:14What?
14:15The script for the first episode.
14:18Yeah.
14:23Your sandwich will be...
14:24Can I get an autograph?
14:26Is that still a thing?
14:27It's like getting smallpox, innit?
14:29Well, I don't have a phone.
14:31People won't believe that I've met you otherwise.
14:34Okay.
14:40You write me a message?
14:42Sure, yeah.
14:44Who to?
14:45Ben.
14:45So, sorry you got beaten up on my road, Ben.
14:51They probably lack strong father figures.
14:54Or, like...
14:55I can never forget a day like this.
15:02Or, you know, something.
15:03We could do a photo on Maggie's phone.
15:25And then send it on.
15:26And then you can get going.
15:28I found the good cheese.
15:49The cheddar had a full head of hair on it.
15:50Great.
15:51Maybe you can put that in a Tupperware.
15:53Yeah.
15:58Um, he, uh, Ben would like his quick photograph.
16:03And we could send that on.
16:05Right.
16:14Ready?
16:18Oh, that's lovely.
16:20Okay.
16:20Can we get one more for safety?
16:21No, I think we've got it.
16:23I blinked.
16:23Sure.
16:31One, two, three.
16:34Yes.
16:36Perfect.
16:36Can I see it?
16:38Um, sure.
16:39And, um, you can also just put your email in there.
16:42Yeah.
16:43And I'll get you those trainers now, yeah?
16:46So, what are you, a nine or a ten or...?
16:48What if they come back?
16:50Who, the, um...
16:51The people that attacked me.
16:52Well, then we should call the police.
16:53They can't help.
16:54Well, they might.
16:55They can't.
16:55Then we should, um, call the delivery people and see if they can send somebody.
17:01It's an Indian restaurant that would be closed by now.
17:07Not pizza?
17:08I'm just going to grab some trainers now, and then we can be done.
17:26It's an Indian restaurant that would be closed by now.
17:27Okay?
17:27It's an Indian restaurant that would be closed by now, and it's been really great to meet
17:30you.
17:31Talk some more.
17:32I'm going to talk some more, but it is late now, and, you know, I need my funny sleep.
17:36Oh.
17:37Okay.
17:38Okay.
17:39All right.
17:40Listen.
17:41I'm really honoured that you love this show.
17:42Okay?
17:43I really...
17:44I mean that.
17:45I really mean that.
17:46It means a lot.
17:48When people are on TV, you know, sometimes it's easy to forget that they're behind it all.
17:53You know, they're just ordinary, and they can get scared.
17:58Yeah?
17:59And I don't want anyone to be scared.
18:01Now.
18:02No!
18:03Okay.
18:04Okay.
18:05We can do some more photos.
18:06Yeah?
18:07You could take some stuff.
18:08Why is he that so funny?
18:09Oh, I need...
18:10Oh!
18:11Oh!
18:12Oh, God.
18:13Oh!
18:14Oh!
18:15Oh!
18:16Oh, God!
18:17Oh, honey!
18:18Oh, oh!
18:19Oh!
18:20Oh!
18:21Oh, God.
18:22Oh, God.
18:33Oh!
18:34Oh, God!
18:35Oh!
18:36Oh, God.
18:37Oh!
18:38What?
18:39Where?
18:40In the bedroom.
18:42You don't need to do this.
18:45Please.
18:46I choose what happens.
18:48Okay.
18:49Okay.
18:50Please.
18:51Please.
18:52I choose what happens!
18:54Okay.
18:55I choose what happens now.
18:58Okay.
19:05No!
19:07See you next time.
19:37Oh
20:03Get down
20:07Mama!
20:11Hey, Ben. Ben.
20:13I know it might not feel like it, but it can still go well.
20:17And maybe you don't believe me, but you should.
20:20You should.
20:22I'm sorry.
20:23No, you're not.
20:25Why would I not be sorry?
20:26Because I just tied you up.
20:28Ben. Ben.
20:29Please talk to me.
20:31Why did you come here?
20:37Hey. Hey. I'm listening. Okay?
20:51No one ever listens to me.
20:55Who doesn't listen to you?
20:57Ben, please talk to me.
20:59No!
21:00Hey. Hey, I'm just... I'm just asking a question, okay?
21:04You don't get to ask me questions.
21:06Right, okay, okay, but...
21:08Let's not rush.
21:09Things are here.
21:10Right?
21:12All my life,
21:14I've never listened to me.
21:15I'm listening to you.
21:16I'm listening to you right now.
21:24When I was four,
21:25I got my first new family.
21:29When I cried,
21:30because...
21:31I was scared because I wanted my mum.
21:35Do you know what they did?
21:38They put me in the furthest room.
21:42My mum at the heavy door.
21:47They couldn't hear me from there.
21:49That sounds like an awful experience.
21:51And not one of them
21:53cared about a single thing that ever came out of my mouth.
21:56And is that why you're here?
21:58Revenge.
22:00You want revenge on the world somehow?
22:02Because if that is, then I totally understand.
22:05The world hasn't been that nice to you,
22:06but do you think this is going to help?
22:08Hurting us.
22:12Is that who you think I am?
22:14I think we can all be pushed to revenge
22:16if somebody hurts us,
22:17but...
22:19The question is,
22:20can we stop ourselves?
22:22Shall we stop ourselves?
22:30Where's the script?
22:31What?
22:32The script.
22:33The first one.
22:34The first one that you wrote.
22:35Is that...
22:36Is that what this is about?
22:38Is that what you want?
22:41What?
22:42You want a memento?
22:43Like a fucking souvenir?
22:44Lenny.
22:45You break my house.
22:46You bust my ribs.
22:47You scare my wife.
22:48Lenny.
22:49For that.
22:50What, so you could show it off
22:51so it'd be like a fan?
22:52Lenny.
22:53Where is the fucking script?
22:54I'm listening to you.
22:55I'm listening to you right now.
22:58No, it's in the safe.
23:00It's in the safe.
23:01In the office.
23:03It's...
23:04It's...
23:052-0...
23:072-3...
23:082-3-0-4-8-1.
23:12Just take it.
23:13Take it.
23:14Take whatever you want
23:15and go.
23:18Oh!
23:19Oh!
23:20Oh!
23:21Oh!
23:22Oh!
23:23Oh!
23:24Oh!
23:25Oh!
23:26Oh!
23:28Oh!
23:29Oh!
23:30Oh!
23:31Oh!
23:32Oh!
23:33Oh!
23:34Oh!
23:36Oh!
23:40You're staying here.
23:41What?
23:42I'm gonna go press the button.
23:43What?
23:44Maggie!
23:45Maggie what if he comes back for me?
23:49I'm gonna get us some help.
26:51Oh, my God.
27:21Oh, my God.
27:51Oh, my God.
28:21Oh, my God.
28:51Oh, my God.
29:21Oh, my God.
29:51Oh, my God.
30:21Oh, my God.
30:23I'm used to people wanting me to go away.
30:27Oh, I can't think why.
30:28By the time I was 18, I'd had so many names.
30:33I didn't know who I was anymore.
30:35I must have knocked on a hundred doors, asking to see my case files, trying to find out.
30:43They said they lost them.
30:44And they were burnt in a fire.
30:52I'm sorry that happened to you.
30:55The system contorts to protect itself.
30:58I said, I said, I said, I said, must have worked with a lot of people on that show.
31:08Yeah
31:10Hundreds
31:12Cast
31:15Crew
31:16Takes a lot of hands on deck to make something like that
31:19Well because of something you made up
31:21That's a big responsibility
31:25Major of the beast
31:27Major of the beast
31:30Tell me you're not one of those internet toss bots
31:39Who don't like the ending
31:40You want me to rewrite it
31:41Like fucking misery
31:43Is that what this is about
31:44They're not commodities are they
31:49What
31:50These people
31:51You might get up move on to the next thing
31:53Walk away but if you use them
31:55They'd get hurt
31:58I don't know what this is about
32:00You want me to confess
32:01To
32:01What
32:03Being a prick
32:04Being a showbiz prick
32:06Someone who was nasty to your favourite characters
32:09You want to cancel me
32:12Okay right
32:13You're right
32:14Throw a canapé into a room full of people I work with
32:19You're probably going to hit someone I was a wanker to
32:21You're like actors, directors, producers
32:23Everything you've heard is probably true
32:30Is that what you want to hear
32:31The rich man regrets things
32:34Well if it makes you happy then yeah
32:38Why not
32:38I regret it
32:40But I was just trying to make something good
32:42You know
32:42And maybe you're here
32:43Because I did
32:44I got my case files in the end
32:59A lot of the pages were black
33:03There was so much stuff redacted
33:05But they get a picture of my mum
33:07Only one I've got
33:08And
33:12There was this
33:14When she wrote this
33:18I could barely write my own name
33:20Do you remember her?
33:25I don't know what you're talking about
33:26Production assistant
33:29First series
33:30Made coffee probably
33:32Fetched lunch
33:32You said yourself
33:34I work with a lot of people
33:35I think
33:37You remember my mother
33:39Well untie me
33:41And we can go through my contacts
33:44How about that?
33:48Her name
33:49Was Nell
33:51You don't remember her?
34:03Who was that?
34:03Apparently someone who handed me
34:05An almond croissant
34:06A quarter of a century ago
34:08Yeah
34:08She knew you
34:10A lot of people know me
34:12Yeah but she wrote about you
34:13A lot of people write about me
34:15One minute he says he loves me
34:22And the next
34:23He's so terrible
34:25I feel like he'd rather I was dead
34:26Is this a joke?
34:28I don't even know her
34:29And I know all the reasons why I should live
34:32But I can't do it anymore
34:35Leonard
34:36I swear
34:36I remember her taking me to your set
34:39I definitely remember being excited
34:42Being happy
34:44How long did it take you to ruin all that?
34:52Because
34:52She wrote this letter a year after you made that show
34:56No no
34:59That's impossible we were together then
35:01Leonard what is this?
35:02It's just another liar
35:03Wanting something he's not gonna get
35:05Go on
35:06Take the script
35:07You can take whatever you want
35:09And get out
35:10She says
35:13You told her to do it
35:14She says you told her
35:17Maybe she should end it
35:18If being with you was making her so sad
35:21Come on
35:23Is that what you did?
35:26No
35:26Did you tell her to do it?
35:30Look
35:30I'm sorry to ruin your sad story
35:32I don't even remember meeting your mother
35:34Never mind falling in love with her
35:36I sometimes wonder if
35:49I was in the room as she wrote this
35:52Ben
35:59I'm sorry
36:06I'm so sorry for what happened to you
36:08I know it's tough
36:11I sometimes wonder if
36:12If she meant for me to read this one day
36:17But you have to understand
36:18A lot of people say things about Lenny
36:20That just aren't true
36:22And these lies we just have to deal with
36:25Even if it's hard
36:27Maybe that's why she wrote it on the back of this
36:30Doing Ellie
36:32Sorry I had to leave so early
36:35I just wanted to let you know
36:38I could never forget a day like this
36:42Did you write that?
36:48Of course I didn't
36:49Then why is it in your handwriting?
36:50Gene
36:51Is this truly how pathetic and greedy you actually are?
36:56You think you could make me pay you
36:58To go away with this horse shit?
37:01I just said you loved her if the opposite was true
37:03Leonard
37:04I never said anything of the sort
37:06I love you
37:13Past the edges of time
37:16Did you tell her to do it?
37:36Tell her to me
37:41Did you tell her to do it?
37:49I'll tell you what's not in your case file
37:50Your mother was a fruitcake
37:53Yeah
37:56I just told her to shit or get off the pot
37:59If she's so unhappy
38:00And you know what?
38:04I did her a favour
38:05Shut up
38:06I know I did because
38:07I was there when it happened
38:10I don't know what I might do
38:20I'm ready to fuck you for free
38:26So yes, I do remember your pathetic little mother
38:35I remember the look in her eyes
38:40Almost, it almost looked like a smile
38:56You choose what happens
39:02You choose what happens
39:07You choose
39:08You choose what happens
39:10It's okay
39:26It's gonna be okay
39:32Maggie
39:34Yeah, yeah, yeah, cut them
39:38Cut them, Maggie
39:40Yeah, yeah, cut the ties
39:44Maggie, what are you doing?
39:46What are you doing?
39:48I'm telling the police what happened
40:11What I found when I came out of the shower
40:17You attacking this young man
40:25Because he came here to find out the truth about his mother
40:29And I stopped it
40:34Shhh
40:42Maggie
40:43Shhh
40:46Maggie
40:53Don't
40:54You know what this will do to me
40:56Shhh
40:59Thank you for calling 999, what's your emergency?
41:11Thank you for calling 999, what's your emergency?
41:24Lisa
41:26100 через
41:34THEN
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41:38TEX
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