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00:00I've been in Russia in February talking about getting ice cream.
00:02It's your Olympics, baby.
00:03Which other should be, right?
00:06Hey, isn't that...
00:08Oh, yeah.
00:10All in there. What's up, motherfucker?
00:14Alright, so tonight we can do the men's short form figure skating here.
00:16My buddy Joe is in that program.
00:17We're training together.
00:18Would you guys be cool to do that?
00:20I'd love to show up for him.
00:22Oh, yeah, man.
00:23Show up for any dude who's that brave.
00:25What do you mean?
00:27I'm assuming your buddy might be gay.
00:30I mean, fucking pray for a dude to show up to a place like this and be like,
00:34Hey, here's me.
00:36Russia is not safe for folks like that.
00:39Fucking pause the steal, man.
00:41Nope.
00:52Welcome back to Man in the Crease, your one-stop hockey shop.
00:55Today's first period topic is the inevitable one for the Admirals.
00:58What has happened to Scott Hunter?
01:0170 points last season.
01:03Yes, and we're six games into this season.
01:05A season he, he called, need to win.
01:08Those are his words.
01:09And he has zero, zero points.
01:12He's in a fog.
01:13His passes aren't connecting.
01:15He's barely skating.
01:16I can't imagine he's amazing in the room right now.
01:18And he's already been announced as Team USA Captain at the Olympics in Russia.
01:22I am very sorry about that.
01:51not a big deal. How may I help you? Uh, what's, uh, what's good? Um, just a bunch of very decent
02:00smoothies with deeply stupid names. Any allergies? No, no, no, I'm easy. Okay. Um, I mean, the best
02:06one's the blueberry one, but. Oh, you mean blue moon over Brooklyn? Yeah. Yeah, that's it. But
02:11what? Oh, um, nothing. Just when I make it for myself in the morning, I add a banana. Oh, so
02:18you're kind of wild. I mean, it wouldn't be the first time somebody's told me that. Uh,
02:24yeah, that actually sounds pretty good. Blueberry with a banana. I take that. If it's okay to
02:30order off menu. Yep. I mean, technically it was my idea, so I think we can get away with
02:36it this time.
02:48Oh, you weren't kidding. It's really hot. Oh, yeah. The banana makes a big difference,
03:03I think. I guess it must. Here. Thanks. Um, that's way too much. It's for you. It's
03:20a great smoothie. Thanks again, Kip. Girl. Oh, shit. Was that Scott Hunter? Was that
03:36what? Scott Hunter, the hockey player. Girl. Clock winding down in the second period. 2-1 for
03:44anaheim. We have girls. And this is what we're watching? We barely get to see you because
03:50you're always working, but at least when we do, we get to watch, uh, what does this mean?
03:55Let me check my name. Hockey? Shut up, Sean. I have to turn it off. No, no, no, please keep
03:59it on. Huh? Thank you, Kyle. Thank you, Kyle. Thank you, Kyle. You're welcome. Twice. He said
04:06tip. Like, he used your actual name twice. Maria, that is setting the bar so low. And it didn't
04:12even sound stupid when he said it. It almost sounded hot. Okay, that's not fair. Not hot.
04:16Just normal. Okay. I'll listen to it. Fuck both of you, okay? Kip is short for Christopher. It's
04:21not that weird. It's short for Christopher. And please don't tell me you used that name
04:25on your grad school application. Oh, my God. Why are we talking about my dumb name? He said
04:28it. He said it. Another round? Thank you, Kyle. Thank you, Kyle.
04:35Hunter the bomb. And you? Thank you. Look, look, look. He's on the TV right now.
04:41Sean, look, right now. Oh, my God. Okay.
04:44Fawks to Hunter. Hunter's in front of the net. And he scores!
04:48A rare goal for Scott. Oh, wow.
04:50Right? He knows your name. Yeah. I mean, he's definitely not gay, but.
04:55Shut the fuck up. He literally lost it. Jesus Christ.
05:01He scored a hat trick last night. Are you asking me what that means? Or are you just telling
05:05me something I already know? I just didn't realize that.
05:08We literally watched the game, Kip.
05:11Nice to see you again, Kip. Nice to see you again, Scott. You're Scott Hunter, right?
05:22I am. This is awesome. I mean, wow. You had a night last night.
05:26Oh, did you watch? I did, yeah. I don't usually. Sorry, that sounds rude. I'm...
05:31No, I got it. Well, I watched the playoffs last year with my dad. It was amazing. He's a huge fan.
05:36But, yeah. I watched last night. Wow.
05:41Um, yeah, when something goes right with my game, I try to repeat it, and then I try to perfect it.
05:47Okay.
05:48So, I'd love another smoothie, please.
05:52Anything you'd like different?
05:54Nothing at all.
05:56Damn.
05:59Okay. You really can't keep doing this.
06:00I really can.
06:02Uh, see you next game day, I hope.
06:09Dude.
06:10Girl.
06:11Was that?
06:11Yes, it fucking was.
06:12Sorry, I'm late.
06:21No outside food or drink.
06:22Fuck off, Kyle.
06:26And I know the whole smoothie thing is dumb, or whatever, but he just keeps saying my name, and it's low-key making me crazy.
06:32Wait, you're still coming with me to that fundraiser, though, right? Because I am not looking for a date.
06:36Yes. I told you I could come, and it's in, like, two months.
06:39Could you please listen to me?
06:40Kyle, remote?
06:42Extra shrimp.
06:50New York with control of the fucking game.
06:53Now I'm fully listening.
06:54What are you doing?
06:55Just putting the game on.
06:56Elena.
06:56What? It's a sports bar. Let's watch sport.
07:00Am I being crazy?
07:01What does Maria say?
07:02She says he's funny. Me too.
07:04Well, she is much smarter than you. I'm probably this idiot.
07:08He's not an idiot.
07:09Scott Hunter is staying.
07:11Jesus.
07:12Right.
07:14When's his next home game?
07:16Come on. If you don't know when his next home game is, how are you going to plan your next shift?
07:19I don't plan my shifts. I just gobble up as many as I can.
07:24Saturday. They play at home again on Saturday.
07:27Are you working?
07:27Fuck. No.
07:32Fix that.
07:40Yeah.
07:41Hey.
07:43I didn't know if you, uh...
07:44Oh, it's nice to see you.
07:49Uh, blue moon over Brooklyn, please.
07:53Extra banana.
07:54Okay.
08:01This one's on the house.
08:02Oh, come on.
08:02You know what? It's about my pay grade.
08:04Management heard you came in.
08:05And no, you may not tip me.
08:07And yes, I'm using proper grammar to prove to you that I'm being serious.
08:12Okay.
08:13Um.
08:15Uh, may I drink this here?
08:17Uh, I've got some emails to answer, so I thought...
08:19Yeah.
08:20You totally may.
08:20Uh, may I drink this here?
08:50you're not worried about breaking your routine uh no i'm not actually that obsessive
08:58turns out i'm too lazy to be a serial killer i took a quiz i don't even think i could be a
09:04spree killer what's a spree killer someone who kills multiple people at the same time
09:09but isn't a serial killer as someone who kills multiple people minimum three
09:14but over a period of time not all at once
09:17how do you know that i i read a lot of murder books and uh yeah serial killers make me feel
09:27not obsessive which is a relief well i've read some things about athletes okay before you say
09:37anything else yes i agree and yes there are at least two guys on my team that possibly off the
09:42record yes maybe but no not me oh i swear barely had two concussions
09:47okay so what no left sock right sock stop shaving no sex all that stuff oh no yeah yeah all of that
09:55but that's that's not cte stuff that's just science science only really matters during the playoffs
10:00oh okay that's super comforting listen i know you're more of an art guy so it's not like i expect
10:05you to get the ins and outs of science and just to be clear i'm not complaining about the whole
10:09stop shaving thing i mean you all look like hot lumberjacks by the end of may
10:13um do you want to come to my game tonight i have two seats no one's taking them so
10:31i mean uh if if you want yeah yeah yeah yeah i want um fuck man that's crazy thank you super happy to do
10:42it you sure i'm sure
10:47these are better than my company seats i get it these are really good seats well yeah they they're
10:56you know we're first date but i think i'm into this what are you talking about well you're with a
11:03girl and he's out oh my god shut up elena oh wow that wasn't it to me that was he just nodded at
11:12you no there's no proof of that wait back for fuck's sake
11:22good job i love you i love you i love you i love you i love you good job i love you
11:36hey hunter too bad you can't play at home every night right it's better for you huh
11:43go fuck yourself rosanov all right it's more fun if you're there
11:47hope next time we play decide to show up
11:58cheap
12:01true
12:02starting to sound like him i'm sorry what
12:09you fucking heard me honda what the fuck is that supposed to mean well there's something you
12:16really don't expect to see especially after the final whistle and especially from hollander and
12:21hunter a fittingly brutal end to yet another brutal road for the average has shane hollander
12:26i'm gonna hit the sack yeah there you go handsome all right have a good day off it's not a day off
12:35i'm doing that uh that catering thing tomorrow yeah i just you know you get to sleep in for once
12:39so i'm just happy for you it's all in that you know i uh i'm proud of your hustle kiddo
12:46you know you can't get that scholarship anyway so please no jinxing me oh wait no wait good night
12:53night dad love you love you back
12:56mother fucker
13:01what's happening to you uh what's your problem i can't find my my black suit and i have to leave so
13:12so soon okay well it's with the dry cleaning in my closet so why are you freaking out
13:16thank you okay hey hey are you okay yeah i'm fine i just i need the money and i can't fuck this job
13:22up yes and i get it but you're not gonna fuck it up because you're amazing and it's gonna be great
13:27i love you yeah you too yes buddy
13:30i'm so sorry about that i'm really sorry oh you're a mess it's okay it's not my only talks
13:50new york used to have professional waiters now it's all just models you can't carry a tray
13:56it's uh it's really okay so sorry again oh bunny
14:00babe i don't know what that was i know i'm a complete fuck up i'm sorry you're not a complete
14:08fuck up this is not rocket science or whatever it is you're into art sean please don't fire me
14:13no one is firing you just calm down and get your shit together okay okay i know you need the money
14:20baby okay deep breath inhale exhale you think you can handle quiche they're dry
14:30hey hey i am so sorry about earlier that that woman is horrible and i'm the one who should
14:51apologize i was standing right in front of the kitchen door like an idiot no i'm the idiot you're
14:55just a normal hungry person at a fundraiser and that woman did seem horrible full disclosure i hate
15:00this food well full disclosure i hate serving it i'm i'm sorry i have to do you like mexican food
15:07yeah of course i'm not a serial killer or even a spree killer you sure yeah it was the time but do
15:16you have the time to grab a bite with me like when this this thing is over tonight yeah with you
15:23uh wow oh yeah yeah okay yeah yeah because there's uh there's this great place right around
15:31the corner and it's open late and okay um you don't mind wait until i'm done not even a little
15:36that's cool
15:48that's a long line is it worth it um probably not right we also don't actually have to do
16:16this how would you feel about ordering in
16:18holy shit
16:34oh my god
16:46i mean i i figured you'd have a nice place but this is insane
17:04do you want a full tour now or uh or i think or
17:11oh
17:17oh
17:21oh
17:25oh
17:27Mom, you are so beautiful.
17:53I can't believe you're even into me.
17:55I'm so into you.
17:57I guess I'm thinking about you.
18:24Oh, my God.
18:25What are you doing?
18:42I didn't want to wake you.
18:43Oh, and I just thought, since you have your game tomorrow, and, you know.
18:56Can you stay?
18:58Yeah.
18:59Then stay, please.
19:03Oh, my God.
19:33Did I wake you?
19:39I meant to surprise you, and I was going to go out and get stuff,
19:43but I looked in your fridge, and you basically had all the ingredients.
19:45I know I shouldn't be snooping around, but I didn't have to do that much snooping.
19:49You were very organized, and I thought, since I'm not working today,
19:53but you still have your game, that you'd probably still want it.
20:03Um, can I fuck you?
20:08Absolutely.
20:21So, I should probably go?
20:28Hmm.
20:29Um, what if you didn't go?
20:37Yeah.
20:38Like ever?
20:41Fuck, all that serial killer talk was you warning me, wasn't it?
20:49Um, I'm, um, I'm going to say a bunch of things, okay?
20:56And I know I'm too intense, everyone tells me that, but I just, I can't help it.
21:02Is it okay?
21:02Can I be too intense?
21:05Yeah.
21:06Yeah.
21:08Yeah, I, um, I never do this.
21:15Never brought anyone back here.
21:16Like ever.
21:19Um, yeah.
21:20My life is, uh, is complicated.
21:22Yeah, I, uh, I get that.
21:29And I can't, um,
21:32come out, like,
21:37not, not right now.
21:40Too many people depend on me for too much,
21:42and it would just, it would fuck everything up.
21:43And so, I just thought I would, um,
21:48I don't know.
21:50Wait, I guess.
21:52Yeah.
21:53Wait till hockey was over,
21:55and maybe I could fade away better.
22:02But, uh, yeah.
22:03You, it's just, um,
22:09I want you so bad.
22:14So bad.
22:17And I know that you barely know me,
22:18so why would you even consider something this,
22:20this probably fucked up?
22:21Like, I, I know I'm fucked up.
22:23I get it.
22:23I'm, I'm not pretending.
22:24I'm not.
22:25But I really, really like you.
22:27I want you to stay.
22:33So I'm, I'm asking for what I want.
22:38I want you to be here
22:39when I get back from practice later.
22:42And I, uh,
22:43I want you to be here
22:44when I come home from my game tonight.
22:48I, um,
22:49I want you more than I've wanted anything
22:52in a long time.
22:52Is, uh,
22:57is that too much?
23:01You can say it if it is,
23:02um,
23:05do you say something, though?
23:07I think I'd love to be here
23:31when you get back.
23:32And I don't think
23:37you're too lazy
23:38to be a serial killer.
23:40Really?
23:41Yeah, really.
23:43Yeah, you're definitely not lazy.
23:51Hey.
23:52How much practice?
23:53I don't know,
24:01like, uh,
24:01a few days ago?
24:03Yes,
24:03I sent in the applications.
24:04Very aggressive.
24:05Yes,
24:06and even to be you.
24:07And yes,
24:07I know we hate Boston.
24:09With Elena,
24:10Dad,
24:11I'm staying with Elena.
24:12So I don't have to
24:13schlep to work,
24:14I get to sleep in an extra hour.
24:16Fuck, yes.
24:18Nothing, Dad.
24:19No,
24:19I'm just watching the game.
24:20Yes,
24:21with Elena.
24:22Oh, my God.
24:23Where has she even been?
24:34Oh, please.
24:35I saw you three days ago.
24:36Single since forever,
24:37overworked like she has
24:38two wicked step-suses.
24:39Then she gets a man
24:41and vanishes.
24:42What a cliche.
24:43I don't have a man.
24:44Hey, kid.
24:45Keep the boyfriend on TV
24:46at all times, please, Kyle.
24:47Oh, my God, guys.
24:48He's a customer.
24:49He's not my boyfriend.
24:49I don't have a fucking boyfriend.
24:52Oh.
24:53Oh.
24:54Oh.
24:55Oh.
25:01Oh.
25:04Hiya.
25:11Morning, Scott.
25:12Morning, Cap.
25:13The usual, please.
25:14Yeah.
25:14Extra banana.
25:21Not sure what I'm going to do
25:22without these on my road trip.
25:23I'm pretty sure they have smoothies
25:25in other cities.
25:26Not like these,
25:26they don't.
25:30Do you really think
25:31this is a secret?
25:32What's a secret?
25:35Nothing's happening.
25:35He's just flirting with me
25:37or whatever.
25:37He's straight,
25:38I think.
25:39Girl.
25:48There's pasta salad in the fridge.
25:50Chicken, no feta.
25:51Oh, yeah?
25:52Where?
25:53For me.
25:53I made it.
25:58You dead?
26:01I'm not just a pretty face.
26:03Oh, but you're a very pretty face.
26:04I'm not just a pretty face.
26:04I'm not just a pretty face.
26:09What's that?
26:10It's an artist I love.
26:12He has a new show out.
26:13Oh, cool.
26:14I should buy some art.
26:17What?
26:18Hey, I'm not just a pretty face either.
26:19No, no, no, no.
26:20You're also a very, very hot body.
26:25Oh, my God.
26:34It's a good time.
26:35I don't guard.
26:37You don't have to do this.
26:39That's cool.
26:40One.
26:42Huh?
26:46This would look great in the living room.
26:52Not on the fireplace wall,
26:54but on the way to the bedroom.
26:55I think it would...
26:55Shh!
26:58Sorry.
26:59Sorry, I just...
27:00It's okay.
27:01Um, maybe we should...
27:04Amazing, isn't it?
27:06Yeah, it's beautiful.
27:09So are you two just browsing or shopping to buy?
27:13Oh, I think we're...
27:14Yeah, I think we're just browsing right now.
27:16Yeah.
27:17Excuse me.
27:21Sorry, he's not feeling well.
27:22No problem.
27:23No problem.
27:23I'm, uh...
27:35I'm really sorry.
27:37I thought I could do that.
27:39I really thought I could.
27:40I wanted to.
27:41I just...
27:41It's okay.
27:43No, son.
27:46I know, son.
27:46Come here.
27:47Come here.
27:47Come here.
28:17Cursed.
28:19Cursed?
28:20Like, scary old lady cursed?
28:21I know.
28:22I know it's dumb,
28:23but I'm not the only one who's superstitious.
28:26Would you be jealous
28:27if I got my smoothies from some other guy?
28:30Maybe.
28:31Probably.
28:32Well, what if I filled you in
28:33on all the juicy details?
28:35Like, how he blended them?
28:37Ooh, what if I actually was a scary old lady?
28:39Or what if you always kind of had one with you?
28:42What do you mean?
28:44Oh.
28:45Here.
28:48Okay.
28:51Okay, I know it's dumb.
28:52I know it's dumb.
28:53But I saw them in a bodega
28:54and I thought they looked like your smoothie.
29:02I love them.
29:03Yeah?
29:03I love them so much.
29:12Can I fuck you?
29:13Absolutely.
29:14Fuck yes.
29:32That's two tonight.
29:34If you say it out loud,
29:35it's the curse broken.
29:37Hunter hasn't scored twice
29:38in an away game since last season.
29:40Let's see.
29:45What?
29:46Say it out loud.
29:48Say what?
29:51Okay, okay.
29:52It's not...
29:54It's...
29:55What?
29:58Okay.
29:58Here's what I know.
29:59Helena.
30:00Shut up.
30:00You're in love with him.
30:02I'm not in love with him.
30:03You are.
30:04Have you at least told your dad?
30:11For how long now?
30:13A little over two months.
30:14Oh, baby.
30:16Helena, you can't tell.
30:18If anyone finds out that it's...
30:19That it's Scott?
30:21Obviously, I'm not going to tell anyone,
30:23but Kip...
30:24He can't come out right now, okay?
30:26He really wants to...
30:27It's amazing.
30:29He's amazing.
30:30And I've never been happier.
30:33Honestly.
30:37What's the plan, babe?
30:40I don't...
30:41I don't know.
30:43What does your dad think?
30:45That I'm...
30:47Fucking some married guy, probably.
30:49I kind of wish you were.
30:50Oh, just don't say that.
30:52Please, just...
30:53Please be happy for me.
30:57I can't wait to see you in a tux tomorrow night.
31:00I am going to be super well behaved for you.
31:02I only care that you're handsome.
31:03You bitch.
31:07Scott's going to be there tomorrow night, too.
31:09Oh, I know.
31:10And he better be ready for me.
31:11He's happy to hear you.
31:21Oh, no.
31:21We must be happy today.
31:23It's our revisory Trinity.
31:28Oh, god.
31:30Women.
31:32Go!
31:33It's going to be next for us.
31:34Let's go.
31:35hey dad oh my god you're not dead no i'm alive well that is a relief i didn't want to have to
31:49call them more you know i miss you i miss you too dad all right yeah you'll be making an
31:55appearance here at some point in the near future yes i will um i'm gonna come for dinner this week
32:00i promise perfect how's uh how's work well work is fine you know barry's being a pain in my ass but
32:06well barry's an asshole no he hurt his foot so at least it's something new this time
32:11yeah well barry's always been an asshole who taught you to talk like that you did you taught
32:17me to talk like that that sounds about right and um nothing in the mail right kip if there was
32:24something in the mail i would not have forgotten about it i know i know i just figured i'd check
32:28okay don't worry about that okay don't think about that okay it's gonna come when it comes
32:35look i'm not gonna keep you i love you all right you too dad you you too dad what i i love you too dad
32:42there i said it oh my god sorry it's such a struggle okay bye bye
32:47you too dad you too dad you too dad i love you too dad you too dad you too dad we're gonna keep you
33:36Stop it.
33:44Stop what?
33:48He's here.
33:49You need to chill out.
33:52My God.
33:54Can I have some of yours?
33:56Yeah.
33:56Thanks.
34:00Well, I like our playoff chances this year.
34:02I think we might even get some home ice advantage.
34:04Well, if this guy keeps playing the way he has been, maybe.
34:07What changed?
34:09You mean a nice girl or something?
34:11I think we just found an agreement with the team.
34:14Excuse me, gentlemen.
34:15I think I spotted an old friend.
34:17I'm just ribbing you, Scott.
34:19You know your parents would be so proud of you, right?
34:22Your mom especially.
34:24She would have just been thrilled.
34:25Thanks, Tom.
34:27Thanks.
34:28Excuse me.
34:32Hey.
34:33Okay?
34:34Yeah.
34:34Yeah.
34:35I should be used to it.
34:42Kim, right?
34:45Christopher.
34:46Money's all dressed up.
34:47I'm Elena.
34:48Nice to meet you, Elena.
34:49I'm Scott.
34:50Pleasure.
34:51Scott.
34:51You look beautiful.
34:53You both do.
34:54Oh, sorry.
34:56Yeah, we both clean up pretty well.
35:03Okay.
35:03If I go get more drinks, do you promise to start talking, Christopher?
35:06Yes.
35:06Of course.
35:07Great.
35:08Another beer, Scott?
35:09That'd be lovely.
35:10Are you enjoying the evening?
35:18I am.
35:19Are you?
35:20Looking forward to the after party, honestly.
35:26Tucked this perfectly.
35:28Thanks.
35:29And thanks.
35:30I mean, you didn't have to.
35:32I wanted to.
35:36Okay.
35:40Elena knows, and I'm sorry.
35:43Yeah.
35:44Kind of got that.
35:46It's okay.
35:47She's discreet, right?
35:49Yeah, totally.
35:50Totally.
35:50I just...
35:51She kind of figured it out, and I guess I had to tell someone.
35:55It's okay.
35:57Really?
35:57Very.
36:01This is so weird.
36:04Yeah.
36:05You should leave early, as soon as I do my speech.
36:07Not before you dance with me.
36:09Pardon?
36:10I want to dance.
36:11Elena's a killer.
36:14How could I possibly say no?
36:20So, what are your intentions with my kid?
36:23I'm serious.
36:25He's crazy about you.
36:27I'm crazy about him, too.
36:28I really am.
36:30He's also miserable.
36:32Are you miserable, too?
36:35No.
36:38Wait.
36:39What do you mean?
36:41Nobody wants to be kept a secret.
36:43He's not.
36:43He is.
36:46Eyes on me, handsome.
36:49I'm doing my best.
36:51I...
36:52I love him.
36:53I just can't do better right now.
36:55I...
36:55I've been honest.
36:57I know.
36:58And he's so in love with you that he'll put up with it.
37:03But it's killing him.
37:09I'm not saying any of this to be mean.
37:11I'm really not.
37:13And you seem great.
37:15But he's great, too.
37:16He deserves the best.
37:24He deserves sunshine.
37:36And so do you.
37:37It's my birthday on Sunday.
37:47I know.
37:48I already got the key to her lined up.
37:50Surf and turf.
37:51Because we're not choosing.
37:52You know, uh, the Kingfisher?
37:56It's the bar I told you about where I watch all your games?
37:59Mm-hmm.
38:01A couple of my friends are throwing me just like a little party there.
38:04It's not even really a party.
38:06It's just hanging out or whatever.
38:08Right.
38:08It's a, it's a gay bar.
38:11But it's not a club.
38:13It's just a bar.
38:14It's honestly more of a hockey bar now, thanks to me.
38:16Yeah.
38:17And I was thinking that you could just come as my friend.
38:21As somebody who buys smoothies from me.
38:23I mean, Maria knows.
38:24My friend Sean knows.
38:26They know that you buy smoothies from me.
38:33I can't.
38:35I can't do that.
38:38I, I wish I could.
38:40I, I, I want to.
38:43I want to tell everyone.
38:46I want people to know you're mine.
38:48That I love you.
38:50I love you too.
38:53Soon, maybe.
38:57I mean, in a few years.
39:02I know, I know how it sounds.
39:04But it, it'll go by quickly.
39:06I promise.
39:07And then we can be normal with, like, like other people.
39:15I heard what you said in your speech tonight.
39:18And I know that they're your family.
39:21And that you feel responsible for them.
39:23And I get that, Scott.
39:24I, I really, really get that.
39:27But.
39:27I, I, I have a family too.
39:32And I keep lying to them and I don't want to.
39:35And I miss them.
39:38I, I, I miss my dad.
39:42Sorry, that's not what I meant.
39:44It's okay, I know what you meant.
39:50I'm gonna go home tonight.
39:53I need to.
40:23Thank you for coming.
40:25For those of you who've attended before, feel free to ignore my sob story and go straight to the bar.
40:29But for those of you who don't know it, here's the short version.
40:34My parents were both junior hockey coaches.
40:40And they were hit by a drunk driver when I was 12 years old.
40:45Mercifully for them, they died instantly.
40:48Mercifully for me, the St. Thomas Scholarships existed.
40:54I didn't have anybody else to help me.
40:58Had a lot of memories, a love of hockey, and a huge hole in my heart.
41:04St. Thomas filled it with hope.
41:07The hope of a new family.
41:10Things, things weren't always easy.
41:12You know, they never are for anybody.
41:14But in hockey, I found what I was missing.
41:19First at my high school, then later at college, and now here with the Admirals.
41:23And I never looked back.
41:26Because I, I never had to.
41:27The family I craved, the family that I needed, that, that I still need today.
41:36Hockey gave it to me.
41:39And St. Thomas gave me hockey.
41:40So from the bottom of my heart, I want to thank you all for being here tonight.
41:47And for supporting this cause.
41:48Because it's not just a scholarship.
41:50It's, it's everything that comes with it.
41:52It's a whole world.
41:54A whole life.
41:55It's, uh,
41:55It's everything.
41:59It's everything.
42:17Get up.
42:19Hey, Dad.
42:20Hey, the prodigal son.
42:21Return to home.
42:22Look, I got, uh, some mail here for a certain someone.
42:26And it's pretty heavy.
42:28I don't want to.
42:31Hey.
42:36Hey.
42:38My boy.
42:39Come here.
42:40What's up?
42:41Whoa.
42:43Hey.
42:44I'm sorry.
42:45What?
42:45You got nothing to be sorry for, silly.
42:48Whoa.
42:51Whoa.
42:52There we go.
42:56Oh, wait.
42:57There you go.
42:57Yeah.
42:58Wow.
42:59Wait, no, wait.
43:00Here's a pretty funny thing.
43:02And a bullfucker ride to Grass-Float.
43:04Oh.
43:04Oh.
43:04Oh.
43:07Yeah.
43:07Yeah.
43:08Yeah.
43:08Yeah.
43:09Yeah.
43:09Yeah.
43:10Yeah.
43:10Yeah.
43:11Yeah.
43:11Yeah.
43:11Yeah.
43:12Yeah.
43:12Yeah.
43:13Yeah.
43:14Yeah.
43:14Yeah.
43:15Yeah.
43:16Yeah.
43:17Yeah.
43:18Yeah.
43:19Yeah.
43:20Yeah.
43:21Yeah.
43:22Hey.
43:34Get dressed, man.
43:37It's a cool middle fucking game.
43:38Yeah.
43:38Yeah.
43:38Yeah.
43:39Yeah.
43:39Totally.
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