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00:00okay all right remember when you asked me if medical marijuana was the same as regular
00:18marijuana and would it get you high and i said it was and you said you never use it because
00:22you didn't want to get high yeah did you forget that what is up with you
00:29i can't talk about it my lips are sealed okay with a kiss wait with emmett oh my gosh where did you kiss
00:39him on the lips no what room in the kitchen i think i'm gonna put a plaque up okay so when you asked for
00:52advice and i told you that relationships are like sharks that need to keep moving you actually
00:57listened i did this shark is hauling butt welcome to the movie jaws except you do know that the
01:08shark gets killed at the end of jaws but yay gabby i'm gonna tell you something i've never told you
01:14before you give good advice oh my gosh i'm gonna put up a plaque so what romantic thing did he say to
01:24you right before he kissed you well actually he didn't say anything and i kissed him oh all right
01:34well what did he say after you kissed him i don't think you said anything huh
01:42uh oh i think we just saw the end of the movie jaws
01:58sometimes it feels like a big old fight to get through the day and sleep on through the night
02:09but here you'll find a place that'll surely lift your spirits
02:15you just blurt out i've known about isabella for years and walk out i had to spend all night lying
02:27awake thinking about this secret of ours ours it's my secret ah correction it was your secret till you
02:36blabbed it to me now it's ours which means i need to know all the details when did you find out how
02:44did happy meet isabella's mother what did he think of me as a person nothing what nothing we're talking
02:51about the weather oh it's nice outside okay i'll catch you guys later jeez emmen way to panic listen
03:07i laid awake last night too trying to figure out if this is something i need to tell bobby
03:12no it isn't and why is that because everything worked out didn't it isabella is here she and bobby
03:19love each other they wouldn't accomplish anything except for starting our relationship on the
03:24foundation of honesty don't preach to me about honesty i pride myself on being a very honest tornado
03:30warning you really should be working for the cia you know i got some serious thinking to do which means
03:44you're gonna have to leave okay but while you figure it out no more weird looks when bobby
03:49waves at you just be emmet okay okay did it boss not regular emmet a good emmet out
04:05table for two
04:08could you help me grab the other stuff in my car i brought from happy's house thank you
04:12so what are you doing with daddy's stuff rocky oh i get it like rocky raccoon from the beatles no
04:21like rocky balboa from the movie daddy had a weird system of naming things hi i'm a girl named bobby
04:30well can we keep it it's the last thing i swear where would you like this dumpster office
04:39we're supposed to be cleaning daddy's house out to sell it not to bring all of his junk in here oh
04:45hey isabella you're adrian
04:52i'm sorry it's just that everything in the house is so cool
04:54oh it's so sad that you guys have to sell happy's house i would give anything to buy it
05:00well you know anything that doesn't include money oh isabella after you left last night you missed
05:08some big news bobby kissed emmet oh my gosh and destroyed their relationship
05:17oh my gosh it's not destroyed you can't destroy a relationship with a kiss right oh i'm not sure let's
05:24ask judas well emmet's been a little distant since the smooch distant how distant like emmet
05:34only more so i gotta figure this out well fortunately i have a pretty great track record when it comes
05:40to giving bobby advice and i got an idea pretend you're having a heart attack and when emmet tries
05:48to give you cpr you just grab him and you kiss him again and then you say what's your problem
05:54big boy take the plaque down have you considered maybe oh i don't know asking him what's going on
06:05no he'd lie rather than hurt my feelings which is one of the reasons why i like him which is one of the
06:12reasons why i kissed him which is the reason why i'm in this mess i have another idea no no you don't
06:20have a pole at your house i know i've teased you and emmet about being old-fashioned but maybe he
06:28found the kiss a little forward forward thinks you're a hussy you're a hussy i'm talking about
06:36the normal progression of a relationship have you told emmet what he really means to you
06:40not exactly and by that i mean no has emmet told you what you really mean to him
06:51yeah that's also a no and yet you still went ahead and kissed him too bold to move red says the woman
06:59who recommended a pole dance so i need something that'll tell me it's okay for me to tell him how i
07:06really feel thursday's him it's birthday if i can give him a gift and he accepts it then i can feel
07:15like i can open up to him you know what that could work bobby if he reacts positively to anything that
07:20you give him that means that he's got special feelings for a special lady or it could backfire and
07:28you're a dead shark
07:43oh sakoda hi hey looking for emmon no i wasn't looking for him
07:58still me uh yeah i was actually looking for emmet but not for any special reason
08:07no biggie okay he'll be back soon great thanks
08:19oh hey it's steve okay time to acknowledge the elephant in the room i know you're wondering
08:25why emmet and i have been spending so much time just the two of us not the three of us like usual
08:31well i assume it's because he wants to talk about something with you that he doesn't want me to know
08:35about
08:39but but but wouldn't that bother you no be honest okay no
08:48who knew it would be so painful to sell happy's house you're sweet gabby but i'm okay i meant for me
09:01i spent a lot of time at that place you know i was a part of happy's weekly poker game for years
09:07love poker one time in austin i'm in a real nosebleed game i got cowboys in the hole the guy across from me
09:13showing rockets but it's all bricks in the turn and then who comes right along the river john way
09:22i was in charge of snacks
09:25um so anyway i was thinking about what a hassle it will be for you guys to find a realtor and i have
09:31an idea oh you know a good one my idea is that you sell happy's house to me to you
09:39i thought you didn't have that kind of money gabby no i do not um but the other part of my idea is
09:46that you sell it to me really cheap hey guys i found the perfect gift for emmet's birthday this
09:57hey that's the fishing rod i brought from daddy's house okay so your idea of the perfect gift is to
10:03give emmet a guy who already has a million fishing rods another fishing rod you should get him a
10:09bandana too it's daddy's lucky fishing rod he always said that the only thing it couldn't catch was a cold
10:17you know what i have heard emmet say that the reason he buys so many rods is because he lost his lucky one
10:23bobby could be right this might be the perfect gift
10:25oh hey emmet somebody said the fish are really jumping out at the lake maybe we ought to go out
10:33there and try our luck yeah maybe i thought we could go tomorrow if you have any interest in that at all
10:42you know what let's do it look out little fishies we're coming for you
11:04steve could you come on in for a sec
11:12steve what kind of man do you think i am i mean if you had to describe me grouchy quarrelsome
11:23ill-humored i'm a simple man steve okay you saw how i acted when bobby asked me to take her fishing
11:33was that a simple man that you saw no that was a lunatic keeping this secret is turning me into
11:40somebody that i don't want to be so i think i'm hearing you say you're going to tell her
11:46yeah i am tomorrow at the fishing shack okay and on the same subject how would you describe me
11:56i'd prefer not to do that i'm sensitive you jackass
12:03and that's how i know that dakota is feeling jealous about our private conversations about this
12:11dakota jealous yeah i don't think so well i do and i'm the sensitive one stupid
12:18i'm asking permission to tell him what's going on okay permission granted just let me tell bobby
12:24first okay and i will serve him to secrecy you don't have to worry about dakota the man can keep a
12:30secret let's hope so i know so i've told him a lot of stuff nobody else knows
12:36oh hey how is bobby feeling about a little trip to the fish sack today i'd say pretty confident
12:57people don't usually shave their legs to go fishing ah oh here you go oh so hey have you given any
13:07thought to my idea i have and if we bedazzle our aprons emmet's not going to wear his
13:17no about selling me your dad's house i didn't think that was serious well why would you think that an
13:25idea of mine wasn't serious uh but dazzling our aprons i am totally serious if i have a kid this
13:33year how cool would it be if i raised them in happy's house that would definitely be cool okay so
13:40let's do it maybe we should wait to talk about this with bobby but you're nicer
13:48okay well i've got to be honest with the prices i've been seeing around town i think the house could
13:54list for a lot of money okay see well i have a workaround for that okay you give me that discount
14:00we talked about what discount the family discount no see isabella this is a total win-win okay you guys
14:09get to sell the house but thanks to my discount it stays in the family you know i mean it's like
14:14it's a perfect plan well yeah except you're not really in the family i was until you showed up
14:20i'm so sorry i did not mean to say i'm busy excuse me
14:37well here we are yep we're here all right you want to put your bag down no no because eventually i'm
14:45going to give it to you it's your birthday gift you got me a birthday gift yes sir i did
14:55you know i'm not big on birthday gifts yeah i know that that's why i left the truck running
14:59well you little rascal i can't believe it i know you'd like it it's daddy's lucky fishing rod no bobby this
15:20is my lucky fishing rod what that old man of yours borrowed it ten years ago and never gave it back
15:31well that son of a gun he conveniently left that part of the story out when he's bragging about that
15:36thing yeah your dad did that a lot yeah happy never told the whole truth
15:41yeah it's funny how sometimes not saying something it's kind of like lying now that is funny
15:55look bobby and i need to tell you something i've been keeping a secret it's about you when isabella showed
16:02up so you have a secret about me when isabella showed up i need a whiskey i need to find a whiskey
16:16because i didn't know anything about isabella when she showed up good lord a living it was a shocker
16:22well i'm confused what does this secret have to do with me you're the only reason i got through all of
16:26that i am heck yeah you were just as surprised as i was but you just kept calm and kept being you and
16:36that helped me get through it all so i could still be me you're my rock emmet never said this to me
16:44before why now because you need to know how i really feel about you i shouldn't have kept it a secret
16:50that's okay bobby you just gotta know the right time to tell a secret and
16:58the right time to keep one okay now i need you to tell me something okay did i mess things up the
17:07other night when i kissed you hmm let me think about that a second uh
17:20now that's a birthday gift
17:34hey i was wondering if you're not busy if now would be a good time for me to apologize
17:40i'm busy and i don't need an apology oh well that is very gracious of you what i need is an explanation
17:50dang it where did all that anger come from it wasn't anger it was
17:58i'm jealous of you isabella and i think i have been since you showed up what are you jealous of
18:07that i was abandoned by a father i never knew no although i would have loved it if my mother had
18:14taken a hike i don't have a whole lot to be jealous of what except this i mean you are just so damn
18:26lovable i mean everybody loves you bobby emmet dakota steve even that mean lady who always sends back her
18:35bloody mary's oh claire she's a sweetheart see that's you look i come from a family that has a limited
18:48very limited amount of love and whatever everybody else got just meant less for me
18:54i'm sorry that happened to you okay that wasn't fair that also happened with pizza
19:06i really feel bad that i said what i said to you i do
19:11do you want to feel worse no what what do you mean when i first got here bobby wasn't exactly thrilled
19:19i wasn't feeling the love that you're talking about i do now but not then yeah she was kind of prickly
19:31the first love i felt in this place was from you oh yeah i do feel worse
19:40i like being in this family i like being in your family gabby me too
19:53does this mean i get the family discount
19:58i'm busy
20:04wow i can't imagine how hard it must have been to walk around holding on to that secret yeah
20:10but i had to do it for emmet you're a good man steve but i was talking about emmet
20:18of course it must have been hard for him as well
20:23i just hope now that he's told bobby things are gonna be okay between them
20:27should we pray about it no i'll just you know hope
20:34they're here i hope it all went okay with the birthday gift would you like to pray yes
20:41dear lord help me figure out how i can buy happy's house amen
20:48i felt something
20:54we should have prayed
21:07we should have prayed
21:17we should have prayed
21:21let's see
21:32we should have prayed
21:34we should have prayed
21:35we should have prayed
21:39in
21:40our
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