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00:00Very nice.
00:01All right, y'all, let's hustle up.
00:02Daylight's burning.
00:03Come on, let's hustle up.
00:04Daylight's burning.
00:06OK, I'm OK.
00:07Sorry.
00:08Yeah, my bad.
00:09Oh, looks like the possum made another hole in the mat.
00:11All right, just flip it on over.
00:12Got it.
00:14Ooh.
00:15Ew.
00:16Oh, hell.
00:17What the ?
00:18Let's flip it back.
00:19Yeah, you're right.
00:20In order to build a successful cheer team,
00:22you need poise, athleticism, and most importantly,
00:25money for things like uniforms, clean mats,
00:28a functioning gym.
00:29And back at SJSJC, we had all that.
00:31I mean, hell, 80% of the athletics budget
00:33went directly to the cheer team.
00:35And here, we got zilch, not a,
00:38not a ton of poison athleticism either.
00:40Steven!
00:41But money, that's something that's within our reach,
00:44and by God, I'm gonna find it.
00:45Five, six, seven, dip.
00:47The good news is, even with all that,
00:49the team is starting to settle into a rhythm.
00:52Yes, all right.
00:54The bad news is, it's raining inside the gym.
00:58And it hadn't rained outside for five years.
01:02I would not do that.
01:03Mmm.
01:04Tastes like soda.
01:05Ooh, that burns.
01:06Ooh, that burns.
01:07Call somebody!
01:08That burns.
01:09Okay, let's go.
01:10Okay, okay, let's go.
01:12Five, six, seven, eight.
01:14Uh-huh, uh-huh.
01:15Okay, bye, Boone.
01:16Love you, honey.
01:17Oh, hold on, baby.
01:18Hi.
01:19Hi, you taking off?
01:20Yeah.
01:21Okay, you're not leaving me here alone with a girl, though, right?
01:24Sally?
01:25No, I'm dropping her at the candy-button factory.
01:26What, what's the problem?
01:27Okay, no, no, no problem.
01:28She's sweet as a peach.
01:29Yeah.
01:30I just do not know how to talk to her.
01:32Um, it's like I'm stuck in an awkward elevator ride
01:36with a girl who's living inside of my house.
01:38I'm ready!
01:39Hey, Coach Potter.
01:40Hey, Coach Potter.
01:41Hey, boy, Coach Potter.
01:42Hello, Sally.
01:53Well, this is my floor.
01:58What's that toe?
01:59What's up?
02:00Yeah.
02:01All right, y'all.
02:02Yeah, let's get to it.
02:03Yeah, come on.
02:04Let's get to it, y'all.
02:05Giddy up.
02:06DeMarcus, why are you walking like that?
02:08Sorry, Coach.
02:09I played a pick-up game of basketball last night.
02:11These dudes was talking trash.
02:12You know DeMarcus had to go dunk on them!
02:14Truth is, I've been tap dancing since I was four.
02:17Last night I had a recital,
02:18and I went a little too hard on my Maxi Ford.
02:28Okay, well, no dunking until Daytona.
02:30All right?
02:31Today we will...
02:32Peaches, get off that thing before I toss it in the lake.
02:34Sorry, it's my pod of a sister giving me crap.
02:37She's pissed that I'm in college, and she's not.
02:39Well, I am sorry about that, but she...
02:41Wait, can she cheer?
02:42Oh, you guys don't know her, so you don't get why that's so...
02:46Hey!
02:48Stupid.
02:49Peaches isn't so much a cheerleader as she is a criminal who tumbles.
02:53But she just has so much potential.
02:55I just haven't quite found the right way to motivate her yet.
02:58You see, cheerleaders, they respond to different things.
03:00DeMarcus is praise, Steven is praise, Madonna's praise.
03:04Basically, everybody's praise, except Peaches, who just does not care.
03:08Woo!
03:09Nice tumble, Peaches!
03:10Off, nerd.
03:11Got it.
03:12You know I will.
03:13I'm gonna keep trying, though.
03:15I will find it.
03:17Today we will continue drilling down on our walk-up extensions.
03:20Ugh!
03:21They're so basic.
03:22Can't we do something more exciting?
03:24Yeah, I'm with ZZ on this.
03:25I'd rather suck out of a whale's .
03:29Sorry, I'm not trying to be rude.
03:31Try harder, honey.
03:32Lest we forget, the last time we tried something fancy,
03:35didn't turn out so great.
03:37So, until we get our star flyer back,
03:39we are gonna continue with the basics.
03:41Yeah.
03:42Basics are cool.
03:43Any idea when Busted Barbie will be back?
03:44Whenever she heals up,
03:45or whenever she gets kicked off Love Island, Poland,
03:47it's whatever comes first.
03:49I'm here.
03:55Sorry I'm late.
03:56Good night alive, girl.
03:58Yeah.
03:59I've been pulling double shifts at the candy button factory
04:00to get ready for button day.
04:02What in the world is button day?
04:03You're serious?
04:08Button day is the greatest day of the year.
04:11Yeah.
04:12It's basically a federal holiday in Hedleston.
04:14The button factory hosts a big festival
04:15where the owner reveals the new button flavor.
04:18It can be a tiny bit stressful, though.
04:21The unveiling of the flavor is a huge secret,
04:24and I would never forgive myself
04:25if I was responsible
04:26for accidentally ruining the surprise for anyone.
04:29And I know what you're thinking,
04:30but it's not blue, so you can keep on guessing.
04:34All right, let's get cracking, y'all,
04:36or we're gonna have to do two-a-days on Friday.
04:37We can't practice Friday, silly.
04:39School's closed.
04:40Whole town is shut down for button day.
04:41Okay, we'll do two-a-days on Thursday then?
04:43That won't work either.
04:44Thursday is button day eve.
04:45All right, Wednesday.
04:46Wednesday's closed in anticipation.
04:47Tuesday?
04:48Tuesday is a travel day.
04:49Okay.
04:50Well, if the whole dang town's about to be shut down,
04:51we better get going, huh?
04:52We gotta get to Daytona, yeah?
04:53Yep.
04:54All right.
04:55I'm gonna count you off.
04:56And five, six, seven...
04:58Oh, that leak is getting worse.
05:01Okay.
05:04All right.
05:05You know what?
05:06Sometimes life is gonna present you with obstacles, but you could use them to your advantage.
05:11All right?
05:12This is gonna be a great lesson.
05:14You hear that?
05:16I'm gonna count you off to the sound of this leak.
05:19Let's go.
05:20Get ready.
05:21And five, six, seven, eight.
05:23Go.
05:24One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight.
05:27And one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight.
05:29Keep going.
05:30It's a little fast, but I know that we can keep it together, and we've got to...
05:34Okay.
05:35Oh!
05:36Oh, sweet Moses.
05:38You know what?
05:40Let's just take 15, y'all.
05:41Yeah?
05:42I'm gonna go talk to somebody.
05:48You wanted to see me?
05:50Yeah.
05:51Hey, Dot.
05:52I just wanted to ask you a question about the...
05:53Oh?
05:54Why is there no money for the gym?
05:56Are you accusing me of using school funds to get my hair and makeup done?
06:01Because you will never be able to prove it.
06:05Dot?
06:06The gym?
06:07If it's that important, you should go see the school's benefactor.
06:10Okay, where might that be?
06:11The Candy Button Factory.
06:13Open every day, except Christmas and Tuesday.
06:17Thank you so much for agreeing to meet with me, Mr. Blimpf.
06:21It's Schlimpf.
06:23It's not Blimpf with a B?
06:25No.
06:26It's Schlimpf with a sh.
06:27Sh.
06:28Sh.
06:29No, not sh.
06:30Sh.
06:31Sh.
06:32It's sh.
06:33Just give me a little look at your mouth.
06:34Sh.
06:35Oh.
06:36Well, it is just so good to meet you, Mr.
06:41You.
06:42Where are you from?
06:43I'm just, I'm detecting a slight German accent.
06:45Got a little hun in my background, too.
06:47Probably why so many people call me hun.
06:49No, I was born and raised here in Hiderstein.
06:52My grandparents, the Schlimpfs, left Europe after the Second World War in 1946.
06:58And we settled here in Hiderstein.
07:00We took over the receipt and paper airplane factory and we've been bumping out candy buttons ever since.
07:06So your family was persecuted?
07:09By the end of the war, yes.
07:12By the very, very end.
07:13Mm-hmm.
07:14I'm the cheer coach at Hiderstein.
07:19Hiderstein.
07:20Hiderstein.
07:21Yes.
07:22As the school's largest benefactor, I was just hoping that you could direct some of those funds towards my cheer team.
07:27We are, after all, the candy buttons.
07:30Mm-hmm.
07:31It's impossible.
07:32My sole focus is making the most dazzling, spectacular button day yet.
07:37Okay, well, if you're looking for spectacle, that's what my team does best.
07:42Look at this.
07:45She has flown.
07:47I know.
07:48Wow.
07:49Oh!
07:50Yeah.
07:51You can do this.
07:52But, um, that's my old team.
07:53If you can do this at button day, I will write you a giant check.
08:00How big a check are we talking?
08:02We're big.
08:05You got yourself a deal.
08:06Ha, ha, ha, ha.
08:07Hey!
08:08Hey, can I ask you something?
08:10Of course.
08:11I'm a figuratively open book.
08:13What's behind that deal?
08:14Don't ask about that door.
08:16You don't even look at that door.
08:18Yes.
08:19Yes.
08:20Okay.
08:23Okay.
08:24I just gotta see which of my girls can make a spectacle and fly like that by Friday.
08:29Jesus be a finch post.
08:33Hey, baby.
08:34Have you seen my...
08:35What's up?
08:36Oh, I'm so sorry, Sally.
08:37I thought you were recording.
08:38No.
08:39I am so sorry, boy, Coach Potter.
08:40I will get out of your way.
08:42No, it's fine.
08:43Um...
08:44Sally, are those your bloomers in our sink?
08:46My chair shorts, actually.
08:47Yeah, it's that time of year where everything gets covered in button dust.
08:50You know?
08:51Tell me about it.
08:52No, I need you to tell me about it.
08:54I don't know what you mean.
08:55No, I can't because of the NDA.
08:57I mean, of course I want to help out this poor girl with a place to stay, but I cannot
09:02for the life of me figure out what to say to her.
09:05You know?
09:06I mean, what if I have to fart?
09:08I don't even do that in front of Courtney.
09:10You know you're more than welcome to use the washer and dryer if you want.
09:13A washer and dryer inside the house?
09:15Okay, King of England.
09:17I have to see this.
09:20Also, Sally, I did clear out a couple drawers in my office if you want to put your stuff away.
09:24Oh, no, that's okay.
09:25No.
09:26I like to keep it all where I can see it.
09:28I've had nine sets of foster parents, so I know the drill.
09:31Second you get comfortable, unpack your things, boom.
09:33House gets raided for being a cult and you never see your shower shoes again.
09:36All right, y'all, we have got a big opportunity.
09:39With butt and date.
09:40Peaches!
09:41Sorry, it's my sister, Captain Butt Slut again.
09:44I told you to stay off your phone.
09:46It's not my phone.
09:47Hey!
09:48Hey!
09:49No phones at practice, all right?
09:50We all have family.
09:53Or people who rely on us.
09:56Pet?
09:58Plant?
09:59You got a fun keychain?
10:01There we go.
10:02All right, I knew we'd find it.
10:04So, change of plans, we are going to be doing a basket toss at button day.
10:07ZZ, you want to be my flyer?
10:09Yeah!
10:10DeMarcus, how's your bat feeling?
10:12Better.
10:13All right, let's see you backed up.
10:21Close.
10:22Honey, you're going to be doing mad talk until button day.
10:24Come on, man.
10:25Mad talk's for old guys that can't do nothing else.
10:27Oh, stop it.
10:28That's just an urban myth.
10:29All right, I've been doing mad talk since you were in diapers.
10:31So, mad talk is the art of cheering on your teammates from the sidelines.
10:34It's all about keeping the energy up.
10:36Yes!
10:37Work it, DeMarcus!
10:39Pop it!
10:40You know how pillow talk is the most important part of sex?
10:43Mad talk is just as sexy, but for cheer.
10:47ZZ, you ready to fly high in a basket toss?
10:50Yes!
10:51Yes!
10:52Yes!
10:53Yes!
10:54Yes!
10:55Yes!
10:56Yes!
10:57Yes!
10:58Good.
10:59Where'd everyone go?
11:00Jesus, be a helmet.
11:01All right, y'all.
11:02Good news.
11:03ZZ's going to be just fine.
11:04Follow my finger.
11:05But in an abundance of caution, I am going to need a new star flyer.
11:09I'm not interested.
11:10I'm not asking you.
11:12Why not?
11:13She's not in your skill set, doll.
11:15That's for somebody with control, focus.
11:18I'm in.
11:19Found it.
11:20I should have known peaches would be motivated by insults.
11:24Move, nerd.
11:25Coach.
11:26Coach.
11:27All right, Kyle, Kenneth, Keegan, let's try it.
11:28Throw her up in a basket toss.
11:29Hey, DeMarcus, do the mad talk.
11:32Woo!
11:33You can do this!
11:34But DeMarcus can do it better, and everybody knows that!
11:38All right, I need all my tumblers healthy.
11:40Okay, so let's just start with a back tuck.
11:42Be careful.
11:43I don't want her splattered all over the floor.
11:44Splatter me.
11:45I dare you.
11:46Don't do that.
11:47All right, commit to the skill.
11:48Stand up fast.
11:53Woo!
11:54Woo!
11:55Woo!
11:56Yeah!
11:57Woo!
11:58Guys!
11:59We got a new star flyer!
12:00Crystal might have some competition when she gets back, huh?
12:03That's what I'm talking about.
12:04Baby girl, this could change your whole life.
12:07As a coach, I talk to teenage boys all the time.
12:16I'm just going to talk to Sally, same way I do my football players.
12:20Sally, you pumped for the big day?
12:23Oh, yeah.
12:24Button day is the best day of the year.
12:26When I've been guarding the new color like my life depended on it.
12:29It may.
12:30Blue 42!
12:31Who told you?
12:32We're literally speaking two different languages.
12:45I am just feeling so excited for Peaches, and I'm guessing we're going to see a whole new side of her.
12:50Come on.
12:52All right.
12:54I want to thank y'all for coming in on button day eve.
12:56What's that, big ask?
12:58Where's Peaches?
12:59I need my star flyer.
13:00Oh, she quit.
13:01Said she was going back home.
13:02On button day eve.
13:04Woo!
13:05Yeah!
13:06That's right!
13:07She quit so good!
13:08She went home!
13:09You did that!
13:10Way to go!
13:11Woo!
13:12Wrong time.
13:13Right idea, wrong time.
13:14No, you've got to read the room.
13:15She asked me to read the room.
13:16Oh, I'm so sorry.
13:21I didn't know you were in here.
13:23No, I can totally leave.
13:24No, no, no.
13:25You stay, you stay.
13:26That's my bad.
13:27Um, what were you watching?
13:29My favorite movie, Ace Ventura When Nature Calls.
13:34Yahtzee, Ace Ventura When Nature Calls is your favorite movie.
13:40Yeah.
13:41No, I've seen it like at least 500 times.
13:43It was the only movie they had when I lived at the Y.
13:45It's actually why I'm minoring in pet detection.
13:48Sally, Ace Ventura When Nature Calls is my second favorite movie.
13:53The original is my first.
13:54There's an original.
13:55Hush your mouth.
13:56Uh-uh.
13:57I am about to change your world.
14:04Okay.
14:05Does he get birthed by a rhino in the first one?
14:08Oh.
14:09No.
14:10No.
14:11No.
14:12No, that's okay.
14:13Just put it on.
14:14Okay.
14:15All right.
14:16There's some good bits in there.
14:26Oh.
14:27She's okay.
14:28Over here.
14:29Hey there.
14:30I'm Coach Courtney Potter and I'm looking for Peaches.
14:33Are your her mama?
14:35No.
14:36No. I'm her big sister, Vicki, only by a couple months, though.
14:41I mean, most people think we're twins.
14:44Twin what?
14:45Oh, growing up, me and Peaches always used to get confused for one another.
14:49We still do.
14:50It was kind of like the parent trap, except with no parents.
14:53One day when we were kids, our dad went out for a pack of cigarettes.
14:57Well, you know the rest of the story.
14:59He came back with the smokes, and then he told us he didn't want to be her daddy no more and took off.
15:03So, I haven't taken care of Peaches ever since.
15:07Do you have a cigarette?
15:09Is she home or...
15:11PEACHES!
15:12Okay.
15:13I didn't know you had a much older sister.
15:16Not much older. Just two years.
15:18Does she have some sort of a syndrome?
15:21Yeah, but having to take care of me since she was nine syndrome.
15:24We've been through a lot together.
15:26You drank all my Mountain Dew again, you dirty little whore.
15:29You're the dirty little whore.
15:30You tractor trash.
15:31Slut bucket.
15:32Oh!
15:33Oh!
15:34Oh!
15:35Daddy left because of you!
15:37Isn't she the best?
15:40She is.
15:41Two people years older.
15:44We were in the same grade for a minute.
15:47Anyway, look.
15:48I know being a flyer is hard.
15:50And maybe you don't like responsibility, but you cannot quit.
15:53That's not why I quit.
15:55Oh.
15:56Is it because you're afraid to fail?
15:58I've been in jail before.
15:59You can't really fail much more than that.
16:01Then what is it?
16:02I just...
16:03I'm at a loss here, honey.
16:08You said this could change my life, and I don't want my life to change.
16:13Not even a little?
16:14Being a flyer, it could take you places.
16:16I don't want to go places.
16:17I like it here.
16:19If I go to button day and I fly, I'm going to crush it.
16:22The next thing you know, I'm one of those cheerleberties like Crystal.
16:25And then what happens to Vicki?
16:27She keeps doing what she's doing.
16:29With hopefully a little more sunscreen.
16:31Our whole lives, it's been her and I together.
16:34And I'm already going to college without her.
16:37And then what?
16:38I become this breakout star?
16:39Like, she'd hate that.
16:40Peaches, the chances of you becoming a cheerlebertie are right around zero percent.
16:46You really mean that?
16:48I do.
16:49Look, even if you became the best flyer in the state,
16:52having a career in cheer after you graduate, it isn't likely.
16:57For real?
16:58Trust me.
16:59You get a chance to fly in this life.
17:02You take it.
17:05Think fast, loser.
17:07Hey, hey.
17:08She is not old enough to drink.
17:10Oh, my gosh.
17:11Neither am I.
17:13Give me that, whore.
17:15Hey.
17:16Ow.
17:18Welcome to Barton Day.
17:20Let the spectacle begin.
17:23It's the big reveal.
17:29Hi.
17:30Ready?
17:31I think so.
17:32Yeah.
17:33I know so.
17:34I didn't know you were going to be here.
17:36Yeah, well, your coach got me a ticket, though.
17:38Here now.
17:42I'm really proud of you, monkey hoe.
17:45Don't jump.
17:46Don't jump.
17:47Don't jump.
17:48Don't jump.
17:49Vicky, go on over here.
17:50Okay.
17:51You're going to do a good job.
17:52Okay.
17:53Do a good job.
17:54All right.
17:55Oh, hey, dude.
17:56Do you think you could, um, buy me a button colada?
17:58I left my fake ID at home, so it's like...
18:00Vicky, please go to the front of the stage.
18:03Vicky.
18:04Okay.
18:05Stephen, she's half your age.
18:06What's her name?
18:07Get on up here.
18:08Such a beautiful Barton Day.
18:10It is my distinct pleasure to welcome
18:13Hipperstein's very own cheer squad.
18:16The Buttons.
18:17Woo!
18:18Let's go!
18:19Let's go!
18:20Come on, peaches!
18:21Let's go, peaches!
18:22Come on!
18:23Lock it in!
18:24Lock it up!
18:25Let's go!
18:26I will rip your head off and throw it over the smokestack.
18:28And I will catch your head and throw it so far,
18:30it'll go around the world and kick you in your ass!
18:32Yeah!
18:33Yeah!
18:34And that's how it's done.
18:36Five, six, seven, eight!
18:37Roll Buttons Roll!
18:38B-U-T-T-L-E-S!
18:39O-N-S!
18:40Go Fight!
18:41B-U-T-T-L-E-S!
18:42O-N-S!
18:43Go Fight!
18:44B-U-T-T-L-E-S!
18:48Go Fight!
18:48B-U-T-T-L-E-S!
18:51O-N-S!
18:52Go Fight!
18:53B-U-T-T-L-E-S!
18:54O-N-S!
18:55Go Fight!
19:04Get me!
19:09Hit me!
19:11Hit me!
19:13I know a guy who's super sweet
19:19He's so fun, he can't be beat
19:23He's got everything that I desire
19:27He sets the summer sun on fire
19:31I'm one can't lead
19:35Run the girl, run the girl, run the girl
19:40Make her fly
19:41I want candy, I want candy
19:45I want candy, I want candy
19:48I want candy
19:50I want candy
19:52The flavor is purple
19:54It's spectacular
19:56Yeah, did you do that?
20:00So friendly
20:03Okay
20:05That's the power of cheer
20:13It makes for unlikely friendships
20:15He's talking with his butt
20:18I told you it was funny
20:20Mostly
20:23It gives people a chance to fly
20:28Who normally wouldn't get to
20:31Augustus came through
20:34He gave us a giant check
20:37Which was for a tiny bit of money
20:40We did manage to get a new trash can
20:44A new mat
20:46A couple of pizzas
20:48But, most importantly
20:50We've got our new fearless flyer
20:51We did
20:56Dodger, Dodger, Dodger, Dodger
20:58Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop
20:59Mmm, orange soda.
21:13Mama, look!
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