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Stumble - Season 1 Episode 4 -
Button Day
Button Day
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00:00Come on, Joe's up!
00:03Hit!
00:04Very nice.
00:05All right, Joe, let's hustle up.
00:06Daylight's burning.
00:07Come on, let's hustle up.
00:08Daylight's burning.
00:09Ah!
00:10OK, I'm OK.
00:11Sorry.
00:12Yeah, my bad.
00:13Oh, looks like the possum made another hole in the mat.
00:15All right, just flip it on over.
00:16Got it.
00:18Ooh.
00:19Ew.
00:20Oh, hell.
00:21What the ?
00:22Let's flip it back.
00:23Yeah, you're right.
00:24I was kidding.
00:25In order to build a successful cheer team,
00:27you need poise, athleticism, and most importantly, money.
00:30For things like uniforms, clean mats, a functioning gym.
00:33And back at SJSJC, we had all that.
00:36I mean, hell, 80% of the athletics budget went directly to the cheer team.
00:40And here, we got zilch not a...
00:43Not a ton of poison athleticism, either.
00:45Steven!
00:46But money, that's something that's within our reach.
00:49And by God, I'm gonna find it.
00:50Five, six, seven, dip.
00:52The good news is, even with all that,
00:54the team is starting to settle into a rhythm.
00:56Yes!
00:57All right.
00:58The bad news is, it's raining inside the gym.
01:03And it hadn't rained outside for five years.
01:06I would not do that.
01:07Mmm.
01:08It tastes like soda.
01:09Ooh, that burns.
01:10Ooh, that burns.
01:11Call somebody!
01:12That burns!
01:13Okay, let's go.
01:15Okay, okay.
01:16Let's go.
01:17Five, six, seven, eight.
01:18Uh-huh.
01:19Uh-huh, uh-huh.
01:20Okay, bye, Boone.
01:21Love you, honey.
01:22Oh, hold on, baby.
01:23Hi.
01:24You taking off?
01:25Yeah.
01:26Okay.
01:27You're not leaving me here alone with a girl, though, right?
01:28Sally?
01:29No, I'm dropping her at the candy-button factory.
01:30Why?
01:31Where's the problem?
01:32Okay.
01:33No, no, no problem.
01:34She's sweet as a peach.
01:35Yeah.
01:36I just do not know how to talk to her.
01:37Um, it's like I'm stuck in an awkward elevator ride
01:40with a girl who's living inside of my house.
01:42I'm ready!
01:43Hey, Coach Potter.
01:44Hey, Coach Potter.
01:45Hey, boy, Coach Potter.
01:47Hello, Sally.
01:57Well, this is my floor.
02:02What's that toe?
02:03What's up?
02:04Yeah.
02:05All right, y'all.
02:06Yeah, let's get to it.
02:07Yeah, come on.
02:08Let's get to it, y'all.
02:09Giddy up.
02:10DeMarcus, why are you walking like that?
02:12Sorry, Coach.
02:13I played a pickup game of basketball last night.
02:15These dudes was talking trash.
02:16You know DeMarcus had to go dunk on them!
02:18Truth is, I've been tap dancing since I was four.
02:21Last night, I had a recital,
02:22and I went a little too hard on my Maxi Ford.
02:32Okay, well, no dunking until Daytona.
02:34All right?
02:35Today, we will...
02:36Peaches, get off that thing before I toss it in a lake.
02:38Sorry, it's my pot of a sister giving me crap.
02:41She's pissed that I'm in college, and she's not.
02:43Well, I am sorry about that, but she...
02:45What, could she cheer?
02:46Oh, you guys don't know her,
02:49so you don't get why that's so...
02:50Hey!
02:52Stupid.
02:53Peaches isn't so much a cheerleader
02:55as she is a criminal who tumbles.
02:57But she just has so much potential.
02:59I just haven't quite found the right way to motivate her yet.
03:02You see, cheerleaders, they respond to different things.
03:04DeMarcus is praise.
03:06Steven is praise.
03:07Madonna's praise.
03:08Basically, everybody's praise, except Peaches, who just does not care.
03:13Woo!
03:14Nice tumble, Peaches!
03:15Off, nerd.
03:16Got it. You know I will.
03:17I'm gonna keep trying, though.
03:19I will find it.
03:21Today, we will continue drilling down on our walk-up extensions.
03:24Ugh!
03:25They're so basic.
03:26Can't we do something more exciting?
03:28Yeah, I'm with ZZ on this.
03:29I'd rather suck out of a whale's .
03:33Sorry, I'm not trying to be rude.
03:35Try harder, honey.
03:36Lest we forget, the last time we tried something fancy,
03:39didn't turn out so great.
03:41So, until we get our star flyer back,
03:43we are going to continue with the basics.
03:45Yeah.
03:46Basics are cool.
03:47Any idea when Busted Barbie will be back?
03:48Whenever she heals up.
03:49Or whenever she gets kicked off Love Island, Poland.
03:51It's whatever comes first.
03:53I'm here.
03:59Sorry I'm late.
04:00Good night alive, girl.
04:02Yeah.
04:03I've been pulling double shifts at the candy button factory
04:04to get ready for button day.
04:06What in the world is button day?
04:07You're serious?
04:12Button day is the greatest day of the year.
04:15Yeah.
04:16It's basically a federal holiday in Hedleston.
04:18The button factory hosts a big festival
04:19where the owner reveals the new button flavor.
04:22It can be a tiny bit stressful, though.
04:25The unveiling of the flavor is a huge secret,
04:28and I would never forgive myself
04:29if I was responsible for accidentally ruining
04:31this prize for anyone.
04:33And I know what you're thinking,
04:34but it's not blue, so you can keep on guessing.
04:38All right, let's get cracking, y'all,
04:40or we're going to have to do two-a-days on Friday.
04:41We can't practice Friday, silly.
04:43School's closed.
04:44Whole town is shut down for button day.
04:45Okay, we'll do two-a-days on Thursday then?
04:47That won't work either.
04:48Thursday is button day eve.
04:49All right, Wednesday.
04:50Wednesday is closed in anticipation.
04:51Tuesday?
04:52Tuesday is a travel day.
04:53Okay.
04:54Well, if the whole dang town's about to be shut down,
04:55we better get going, huh?
04:56We got to get to Daytona, yeah?
04:57Yep.
04:58All right.
04:59I'm going to count you off.
05:00And five, six, seven...
05:02Oh, that leak is getting worse.
05:05Okay.
05:08All right.
05:09You know what?
05:10Sometimes life is going to present you with obstacles, but you could use them to your advantage.
05:15All right?
05:16This is going to be a great lesson.
05:18You hear that?
05:20I'm going to count you off to the sound of this leak.
05:23Let's go.
05:24Get ready.
05:25And five, six, seven, eight.
05:27Go.
05:28One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight.
05:31And one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight.
05:33Keep going.
05:34It's a little fast, but I know that we can keep it together, and we've got to...
05:38Okay.
05:39Oh!
05:40Oh!
05:41Sweet Moses.
05:42You know what?
05:44Let's just take 15, y'all.
05:45Yeah?
05:46And we'll go talk to somebody.
05:52You wanted to see me?
05:54Yeah.
05:55Hey, Dot.
05:56I just wanted to ask you a question about the...
05:57Oh?
05:58Why is there no money for the gym?
06:00Are you accusing me of using school funds to get my hair and makeup done?
06:05Because you will never be able to prove it.
06:09Dot?
06:10The gym?
06:11If it's that important, you should go see the school's benefactor.
06:14Okay, where might that be?
06:15The Candy Button Factory.
06:17Open every day, except Christmas and Tuesday.
06:21Thank you so much for agreeing to meet with me, Mr. Blimpf.
06:25It's Schlimpf.
06:27It's not Blimpf with a B?
06:29No.
06:30It's Schlimpf.
06:31With a shh.
06:32Shhh.
06:33No, not shh.
06:34Shhh.
06:35Shhh.
06:36Shhh.
06:37Just give me a look at your mouth.
06:38Shhh.
06:39Oh.
06:40Well, it is just so good to meet you, Mr.
06:45You.
06:46Where are you from?
06:47I'm just, I'm detecting a slight German accent.
06:49Got a little hun in my background, too.
06:51Probably why so many people call me hun.
06:53No, I was born and raised here in Hiderstein.
06:56My grandparents, the Schlimpfs, left Europe after the Second World War in 1946.
07:02And we settled here in Hiderstein.
07:04We took over the receipt and paper airplane factory and we've been bumping out candy buttons ever since.
07:10So your family was persecuted?
07:13By the end of the war, yes.
07:16By the very, very end.
07:17Mm-hmm.
07:18I'm the cheer coach at Hiderstein.
07:23Hiderstein.
07:24Yes.
07:25As the school's largest benefactor, I was just hoping that you could direct some of those
07:29funds towards my cheer team.
07:31We are, after all, the candy buttons.
07:34Mm-hmm.
07:35It's impossible.
07:36My sole focus is making the most dazzling, spectacular button day yet.
07:41Okay, well, if you're looking for spectacle, that's what my team does best.
07:46Look at this.
07:49She has flown.
07:51I know.
07:52Oh.
07:53Oh.
07:54Yeah.
07:55You can do this.
07:56But, um, that's my old team.
07:57If you can do this at button day, I will write you a giant check.
08:04How big a check are we talking?
08:06Real big.
08:09You got yourself a deal.
08:10Ha, ha, ha, ha.
08:11Okay.
08:12Hey, can I ask you something?
08:14Of course.
08:15I'm a figuratively open book.
08:17What's behind that?
08:18Don't ask about that door.
08:20You don't even look at that door.
08:22Yes.
08:23Yes.
08:24Okay.
08:27Okay.
08:28I just gotta see which of my girls can make a spectacle and fly like that by Friday.
08:33Jesus be a finch post.
08:34Hey, baby.
08:35Have you seen my...
08:36What's up?
08:37Oh, I'm so sorry, Sally.
08:38I thought you were recording.
08:39No.
08:40I am so sorry, boy, Coach Potter.
08:41I will get out of your way.
08:42No, it's fine.
08:43Um, Sally, are those your bloomers in our sink?
08:44My chair shorts, actually.
08:45Yeah, it's that time of year where everything gets covered in button dust.
08:46You know?
08:47Tell me about it.
08:48No, I need you to tell me about it.
08:49I don't know what you mean.
08:50No, I can't because of the NDA.
08:51I mean, of course I want to help out this poor girl with a place to stay, but I cannot
09:07for the life of me figure out what to say to her.
09:09You know?
09:10I mean, what if I have to fart?
09:12I don't even do that in front of Courtney.
09:15You know you're more than welcome to use a washer and dryer if you want.
09:18A washer and dryer inside the house?
09:20Okay, King of England.
09:22I have to see this.
09:25Also, Sally, I did clear out a couple of drawers in my office if you want to put your
09:28stuff away.
09:29Oh, no, that's okay.
09:30No, I like to keep it all where I can see it.
09:33I've had nine sets of foster parents, so I know the drill.
09:35The second you get comfortable, unpack your things, boom.
09:38House gets raided for being a cult and you never see your shower shoes again.
09:42All right, y'all, we have got a big opportunity with button day.
09:45Peaches.
09:46Sorry, it's my sister, Captain Buttslut again.
09:49I told you to stay off your phone.
09:51It's not my phone.
09:52Hey!
09:53Hey!
09:54No phones at practice, all right?
09:55We all have family.
09:58Or people who rely on us.
10:01Pet.
10:03Plant.
10:04You got a fun keychain?
10:06There we go.
10:07All right, I knew we'd find it.
10:08So, change of plans.
10:09We are going to be doing a basket toss at button day.
10:12ZZ, you want to be my flyer?
10:13Yeah!
10:14DeMarcus, how's your bat feeling?
10:16Better.
10:17All right, let's see you backed up.
10:26Close.
10:27Honey, you're going to be doing Matt Talk until button day.
10:28Come on, man.
10:29Matt Talk's for old guys that can't do nothing else.
10:31Oh, stop it.
10:32That's just an urban myth.
10:33All right, I've been doing Matt Talk since you were in diapers.
10:35So, Matt Talk is the art of cheering on your teammates from the sidelines.
10:39It's all about keeping the energy up.
10:41Yes!
10:42Work it, DeMarcus!
10:43Hop it!
10:44You know how pillow talk is the most important part of sex?
10:47Well, Matt Talk is just as sexy, but for cheer.
10:52ZZ, you ready to fly high in a basket toss?
10:55Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes!
10:57I'm good.
10:58Let everyone go.
10:59Jesus, be a helmet.
11:00All right, y'all.
11:01Good news.
11:02ZZ is going to be just fine.
11:03Follow my finger.
11:04But in an abundance of caution, I am going to need a new star flyer.
11:08I'm not interested.
11:09I'm not asking you.
11:10Why not?
11:11She's not in your skill set, doll.
11:12That's for somebody with control, focus.
11:14I'm in.
11:15Found it.
11:16I should have known Peaches would be motivated.
11:17I'm not asking you.
11:18Why not?
11:19She's not in your skill set, doll.
11:20That's for somebody with control, focus.
11:22I'm in.
11:23Found it.
11:24I should have known Peaches would be motivated by insults.
11:28Move, nerd.
11:29Coach.
11:30Coach.
11:31All right, Kyle, Kenneth, Keegan, let's try it.
11:33Throw her up in a basket toss.
11:34Hey, Demarcus.
11:35Do the math talk.
11:36Woo!
11:37You can do this!
11:38But Demarcus can do it better, and everybody knows that!
11:43All right, I need all my tumblers healthy.
11:45Okay, so let's just start with a back tuck.
11:46Be careful.
11:47I don't want her splattered all over the floor.
11:48Splatter me.
11:49I dare you.
11:50Don't do that.
11:51All right, commit to the skill.
11:53Stand up fast.
11:54We got a new star flyer.
11:55Crystal might have some competition when she gets back, huh?
11:56That's what I'm talking about.
11:57Baby girl, this could change your whole life.
12:13As a coach, I talk to teenage boys all the time.
12:20I'm just going to talk to Sally, same way I do my football players.
12:23Sally, you pumped for the big day?
12:27Oh, yeah.
12:28Button day is the best day of the year.
12:30When I've been guarding the new color like my life depended on it.
12:33Hit me.
12:34Hit me.
12:35Blue 42!
12:36Who told you?
12:37We're literally speaking two different languages.
12:38I am just feeling so excited for Peaches, and I'm guessing we're going to see a whole
12:53new side of her.
12:54Come on.
12:55All right.
12:56I want to thank y'all for coming in on button day eve.
13:01What's that, big ask?
13:02Where's Peaches?
13:03I need my star flyer.
13:04Oh, she quit.
13:05Said she was going back home.
13:07On button day eve.
13:08Woo!
13:09Yeah!
13:10That's right!
13:11She quit so good!
13:12She went home!
13:13You did that!
13:14Way to go!
13:15Woo!
13:16Wrong time.
13:17Oh, I'm so sorry.
13:18I didn't know you were in here.
13:19No, I can totally leave.
13:20No, no, no.
13:21You stay.
13:22You stay.
13:23That's my bad.
13:24Um, what were you watching?
13:25My favorite movie.
13:26Ace Ventura When Nature Calls.
13:28Yahtzee.
13:29Ace Ventura When Nature Calls is your favorite movie.
13:32Yeah.
13:33No, I've seen it, like, at least.
13:35I've seen it.
13:36I've seen it.
13:37I've seen it.
13:38I've seen it.
13:39I've seen it.
13:40I've seen it.
13:41I've seen it.
13:42I've seen it.
13:43I've seen it.
13:44I've seen it.
13:45I've seen it.
13:46No, I've seen it, like, at least 500 times.
13:48It was the only movie they had when I lived at the Y.
13:50It's actually why I'm minoring in pet detection.
13:53Sally.
13:54Ace Ventura When Nature Calls is my second favorite movie.
13:58The original is my first.
13:59There's an original.
14:00Hush your mouth.
14:02Uh-uh.
14:04Oh!
14:05I am about to change your world.
14:09Okay.
14:10Does he get birthed by a rhino in the first one?
14:13Oh.
14:14No.
14:15No.
14:16No.
14:17No, that's okay.
14:18Just put it on.
14:19Okay.
14:20All right.
14:21There's some good bits in there.
14:22Hey there.
14:36I'm Coach Courtney Potter and I'm looking for peaches.
14:38Are you her mama?
14:40No.
14:41I'm her big sister, Vicki.
14:44Only by a couple months, though.
14:46I mean, most people think we're twins.
14:48Twin what?
14:49Oh, growing up, me and peaches always used to get confused for one another.
14:53Which we still do.
14:55It was kind of like the parent trap.
14:57Except with no parents.
14:58One day when we were kids, our dad went out for a pack of cigarettes.
15:01Well, you know the rest of the story.
15:03He came back with the smokes and then he told us he didn't want to be her daddy no more and
15:07took off.
15:08So, I've been taking care of peaches ever since.
15:11Do you have a cigarette?
15:13Is she home or?
15:16Peaches!
15:17Okay.
15:18I didn't know you had a much older sister.
15:21Not much older.
15:22Just two years.
15:23Does she have some sort of a syndrome?
15:26Yeah, but having to take care of me since she was nine syndrome.
15:29We've been through a lot together.
15:30You drank all my Mountain Dew again, you dirty little whore.
15:34You're the dirty little whore.
15:35You tractor trash.
15:36Slut bucket.
15:37Oh, oh, oh.
15:38Daddy left because of you.
15:41Isn't she the best?
15:45She is.
15:46Two people years older.
15:49Yeah, we were in the same grade for a minute.
15:52Anyway, look, I know being a flyer is hard.
15:55And maybe you don't like responsibility, but you cannot quit.
15:58That's not why I quit.
16:00Oh.
16:01Is it because you're afraid to fail?
16:03I've been in jail before.
16:04You can't really fail much more than that.
16:06Then what is it?
16:07I just, I'm at a loss here, honey.
16:11You said this could change my life, and I don't want my life to change.
16:16Not even a little?
16:18Being a flyer, it could, it could take you places.
16:21I don't want to go places.
16:22I like it here.
16:24If I go to button day and I fly, I'm going to crush it.
16:27The next thing you know, I'm one of those cheerlovers like Crystal.
16:30And then what happens to Vicki?
16:32She keeps doing what she's doing.
16:34With hopefully a little more sunscreen.
16:36Our whole lives, it's been her and I together.
16:39And I'm already going to college without her.
16:42And then what, I become this breakout star?
16:44Like, she'd hate that.
16:45Peaches, the chances of you becoming a cheerleopardy are right around zero percent.
16:51You really mean that?
16:53I do.
16:54Look, even if you became the best flyer in the state,
16:57having a career in cheer after you graduate, it isn't likely.
17:02For real?
17:03Trust me.
17:04You get a chance to fly in this life.
17:07You take it.
17:10Think fast, loser.
17:12Hey, hey.
17:13She is not old enough to drink.
17:15Oh my gosh, neither am I.
17:18Give me that, whore.
17:20Hey.
17:23Welcome to Barton Day.
17:25Let the spectacle begin.
17:28It's the big reveal.
17:34Hi.
17:35Ready?
17:36I think so.
17:37Yeah.
17:38I know so.
17:40I didn't know you were going to be here.
17:41Yeah, well, your coach got me a ticket though.
17:43Here I am.
17:47I'm really proud of you, monkey hoe.
17:49Stop it.
17:50Don't.
17:51Don't.
17:52Don't.
17:53Don't.
17:54Don't.
17:55Vicki, go on over here.
17:56Okay, you're going to do a good job.
17:57Okay, do a good job.
17:58All right.
18:00Oh, hey, dude.
18:01Do you think you could buy me a button colada?
18:03I left my fake ID at home, so it's like...
18:06Vicki, please go to the front of the stage.
18:08Vicki.
18:09Okay, sorry.
18:10Steven, she's half your age.
18:11What's her name?
18:12Get on up here.
18:13Such a beautiful Barton Day!
18:14It is my distinct pleasure to welcome Hipperstein's very own cheer squad.
18:21Their Buttons!
18:22Whoo!
18:23Let's go!
18:24Let's go!
18:25Come on, Peaches!
18:26Let's go, Peaches!
18:27Come on!
18:28Lock it in!
18:29Lock it up!
18:30Let's go!
18:31I will rip your head off and throw it over the smokestack.
18:33And I will catch your head and throw it so far, it'll go around the world and kick you in your ass!
18:37Yeah!
18:38Yeah!
18:39Yeah!
18:40Yeah!
18:42And that's how it's done.
18:44All right.
18:46Five, six, seven, eight!
18:47Go Buttons!
18:48Roll!
18:54B-U-T-T-B-O-N-S!
18:57Go Buttons!
18:58B-U-T-T-B-O-N-S!
19:01Go Buttons!
19:07Go Buttons!
19:08Go Buttons!
19:09Go Buttons!
19:10Go Buttons!
19:11Go Buttons!
19:12Go Buttons!
19:13Go Buttons!
19:14Candy!
19:15Candy!
19:16Candy!
19:17Candy!
19:18I know a guy who's super sweet.
19:22He's so fun, he can't be beat.
19:24He's got everything that I desire.
19:29He sets the summer sun on fire.
19:34He sets the summer sun on fire.
19:38I want candy!
19:42Run the girl!
19:43Go the girl!
19:44Go the girl!
19:45Make her fly!
19:47I want candy!
19:48I want candy!
19:50I want candy!
19:52Ah!
19:53I want candy!
19:55The flavor is purple!
19:59It's spectacular!
20:01Yeah!
20:02I did it!
20:03I did it!
20:04I did it!
20:05I did it!
20:06I did it!
20:07I did it!
20:08I did it!
20:09I did it!
20:10I did it!
20:11I did it!
20:12I did it!
20:13I did it!
20:14I did it!
20:15It was fun!
20:16It was fun!
20:17That's the power of cheer.
20:19It makes for unlikely friendships.
20:20He's talking with his butt!
20:23I told you it was funny!
20:25Mostly?
20:28It gives people a chance to fly who normally wouldn't get to.
20:39Augustus came through.
20:40He gave us a giant check, which was for a tiny bit of money.
20:45You're a bad one!
20:47We did manage to get a new trash can, a new map, a couple of pizzas.
20:54But, most importantly, we got our new Fearless Flyer.
20:58Peach!
20:59Peach!
21:00Peach!
21:01Peach!
21:02Stop!
21:03Stop!
21:04Stop!
21:05Stop!
21:06Stop!
21:07Stop!
21:08Stop!
21:09Orange soda!
21:12Orange soda!
21:17Mama, look!
21:18That is crazy!
21:20Hotramus.
21:21Not c
21:32thoseазд히
21:33big
21:35kids
21:36he
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