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00:02:06Honey Bunny Sweetie
00:02:08Sekali ini aja deh
00:02:10Kamu jemput aku
00:02:12Gak bisa kerjaan aku tuh banyak banget hari ini
00:02:14Kamu tuh sebenarnya mentingin kerjaan atau mentingin aku sih?
00:02:16Kamu ngomong apa sih?
00:02:20Loh, aduh
00:02:22Loh
00:02:23Halo
00:02:24Honey
00:02:25Babe
00:02:26Loh
00:02:30Nih
00:02:32Ming banget sih
00:02:36Nah
00:02:38Pasti lima mobil
00:02:40Nah
00:02:41Pasti lima mobil
00:02:46Aduh
00:02:47Pake kempes lagi
00:02:56Aduh
00:02:58Aduh
00:03:00ні
00:03:02Nih
00:03:03Nih
00:03:04Nih
00:03:05Nih
00:03:06Nih
00:03:07Pake kempes taberi
00:03:08Nih
00:03:09Nih
00:03:10Nih
00:03:13Nih
00:03:14Nih
00:03:16Nih
00:03:17Nih
00:03:20Nih
00:03:21Nih
00:03:27Nih
00:03:28Nih
00:03:29Hmm...
00:03:30...pastis sengaja nih.
00:03:32Sengaja tuh orang lebar paku disini supaya ban mobil gua kempes.
00:03:36Terus gua dateng ke situ sambil ban.
00:03:45Gila nih gede banget ini sih, pantas aja.
00:03:49Parah lu paku gede banget.
00:03:53Oh jadi gitu.
00:03:55Sengaja lebar paku.
00:03:57Patu sebanyak yang ngantri.
00:03:58Lu siapet dateng-dateng langsung nyolot aja lu.
00:04:00Udah gausah nanya deh.
00:04:02Kamu sengaja nebar paku kan?
00:04:04Biar orang-orang ada nambel ban disini?
00:04:05Cik, lu kalo ngomong jangan sembarangan ya.
00:04:07Lu kalo nge-nambar paku terus apa lagi dong yang bikin nambel ban kamu tuh laris?
00:04:11Lu fitnah gue!
00:04:12Nih, lu tanya nih sama mereka nih.
00:04:13Eh pak, mas, coba deh bang, jelasin.
00:04:16Emang iya ban kalian pada kempes gara-gara kena paku nih di jalanan depan sini?
00:04:20Engga.
00:04:21Kami nambel ban disini karena nambel bannya cantik.
00:04:24Iya, kalo bisa sih sering-sering aja ban kami bocor disini.
00:04:27Hahaha.
00:04:28Tuh.
00:04:29Tuh.
00:04:30Lu denger sendiri kan tuh?
00:04:31Kenapa ban mobil saya ini kempes di depan tempat pembel ban kamu?
00:04:34Yang mana gue tau, diri tau lah.
00:04:37Nah, lu sih.
00:04:38Pamo, ban kempes nih kenapa aku?
00:04:44Kandul, wanna kasih pengaman yang ay updates di depan tempat pembeli kenten tempat pembeli
00:05:00dan ternyata ini ini juga helped terl pickled kan...?
00:05:03Ya udah pak, gak apa-apa.
00:05:05I don't know.
00:05:11I don't know what's going on.
00:05:23I want to get the van.
00:05:26What? What did you say?
00:05:28I didn't hear it.
00:05:30You're going to get the van,
00:05:32what's the van that wants to get the van?
00:05:35I don't know.
00:05:36I'm going to get the van.
00:05:38I really just don't want to get the van.
00:05:41I don't know if I'm going to get the van.
00:05:44Who wants to get the van?
00:05:46I don't know.
00:05:48I don't know what to get the van.
00:05:50I just need to get the van.
00:05:54This is all the van.
00:05:56It's still under the van.
00:05:58I'm still open.
00:06:00That's why I had to shut up for the mobile phone.
00:06:02That's not professional.
00:06:04Now I'm going to get the mobile phone.
00:06:07That's the fault of me.
00:06:08This mobile phone has me.
00:06:10That's the fault of me.
00:06:11I'm going to shut up.
00:06:12What's that?
00:06:17Yes.
00:06:18That's what I did.
00:06:19You, you, you, you.
00:06:21Now I'm going to go.
00:06:24So long.
00:06:30I'm going to go.
00:06:34I'm going to go.
00:06:39Go to the pod.
00:06:41Go to the pod.
00:06:52Go to the pod.
00:06:54Go to the pod.
00:06:59I don't have to do this with me.
00:07:08You are the first woman.
00:07:11I like it with you.
00:07:22Hey!
00:07:24Why are you looking at my face?
00:07:26Hmm...
00:07:28Gapapih, gatel.
00:07:29Gatel, bibir gue gatel.
00:07:32Yaudah lo ngapain sih disini ah?
00:07:33Solo ah, pergi, pergi!
00:07:35Lo ngusir gue bukannya minta maaf.
00:07:37Nih, gara-gara alat ini,
00:07:40kepala gue hampir penyok.
00:07:43Nih, nih, lo baik-baik aja kan?
00:07:45Ya ngapain gue minta maaf ame lo?
00:07:47Lo ngeselin banget jadi orang ya.
00:07:49Awas ya,
00:07:50ini terakhir kalinya gue ngejekin kaki kesini.
00:07:54Gak akan pernah lagi.
00:07:56Gak akan pernah lagi.
00:07:59Yih, suka yuk-yuking sama mel.
00:08:03Pak!
00:08:04Pak!
00:08:05Pak, mobil saya, Pak!
00:08:06Pak, jangan di bawah!
00:08:07Pak!
00:08:08Pak!
00:08:09Pak, tunggu, Pak!
00:08:10Mobil saya ini, Pak!
00:08:11Aduh, Pak!
00:08:12Ah!
00:08:26Hi Honey!
00:08:29Oh, why are you doing this?
00:08:32Why are you doing this like a year-old month?
00:08:36It's so good.
00:08:38What are you doing here?
00:08:42Can I do it?
00:08:45It's not a sense.
00:08:47You're just talking about it.
00:08:52Yes, I'm sorry.
00:08:55I don't want to ask you,
00:08:57I'll know if I can't buy a car.
00:09:00I'm already big.
00:09:02I have no problem.
00:09:04I'm safe.
00:09:06What do we do now?
00:09:09I just want to thank you.
00:09:12Now we will meet you,
00:09:13Is this a bus?
00:09:15What a bus?
00:09:18What are you?
00:09:20No I see this guy yet?
00:09:24It's aamy Ashley.
00:09:26Ya ampun Beb-Beb Dinda, dari tadi ya Abang Rojak liatin nambal ban mulu, agak ada basen-basennya peh.
00:09:41Ya gimana bang, namanya juga tukang nambal ban.
00:09:44Iya, Abang Rojak tukang lupa.
00:09:47Buset, mau kemana lo bang?
00:09:50Ngereng amat.
00:09:52Kenapa Beb-Beb Dinda pasti terpesona dengan ketampanan Abang Rojak, ya kan?
00:09:59Abang Rojak ini mau ke tempat lamarannya sepuluh Abang.
00:10:04Ini si Indun.
00:10:06Iya si Indun, hari ini dia dilamar.
00:10:09Beb-Beb Dinda kapan siap Abang Rojak lamar?
00:10:13Nunggu Bang Rojak ubanan.
00:10:16Eh nah begini nih, kagak ada yang serius-seriusnya kalau diajak ngomong.
00:10:21Selalu aja bercandek.
00:10:23Bang Rojak tuh ya, bukannya cari kerja kek, cari uang.
00:10:27Gimana?
00:10:28Allah wakbar, Beb-Beb Dinda kagak tau apa ya.
00:10:32Abang Rojak ini itu dirumah punya kontrakan berpintu-pintu.
00:10:36Nah kontrakan penghasilannya ya cukup buat ngempanin anak kita selusin.
00:10:42Selusin?
00:10:44Ih, kagak mau gue.
00:10:46Ya Allah.
00:10:47Ya udah kalau kayak gitu, Abang Rojak kasih diskon 2 jadi sepuluh.
00:10:52Bagaimana?
00:10:53Kagak, pokoknya kagak.
00:10:54Eh, sepuluh anak cukup.
00:10:56Heran.
00:10:57Kau bikin itu anak?
00:10:59Deketin si Dinda.
00:11:00Satu, dua, tiga, empat, lima, enam, tujuh.
00:11:03Eh Rojak, jangan sini dong.
00:11:05Ibu Camer.
00:11:07Ibu Camer.
00:11:08Apa kau bilang?
00:11:09Kau suruh Dinda ngelahirin anak selusin.
00:11:11Iya salim dulu.
00:11:14Itu dia Ibu Camer.
00:11:16Maaf-maaf nih ya Ibu.
00:11:18Maksud Rojak.
00:11:20Rojak pengen buru-buru nikahin Dinda.
00:11:23Supaya kagak usah nih pekerja begini-beginian di rumah aja.
00:11:27Terus anak kali mau dikasih makan apa?
00:11:30Kau pernah sepengangguran.
00:11:32Aduh Ibu Camer, maaf-maaf nih ya.
00:11:34Kan Babe Rojak itu kan ketua RT ibu.
00:11:38Hih, Rojak, Rojak.
00:11:40Bapakmu baru aja jadi ketua RT.
00:11:43Kau udah busan kepala.
00:11:44Bagaimana?
00:11:45Bapakmu jadi tracing ini deh.
00:11:47Aduh jangan nih jewe, nangis Rojak.
00:11:53Halo?
00:11:55Oh iya, iya Pak Wim.
00:11:57Ban mobil saya kayaknya ada masalah deh.
00:11:59Supir saya juga gak masuk.
00:12:01Saya juga lagi sibuk banget.
00:12:02Kamu bisa ke kantor enggak?
00:12:04Bisa Pak, bisa.
00:12:05Siap.
00:12:07Eh.
00:12:08Eh, Bebek Dinda.
00:12:10Bebek Dinda mau kemana?
00:12:12Kantornya Pak Wim.
00:12:14Pak Wim itu langgananya almahum bapaknya si Dinda.
00:12:18Biasanya dia itu manggil ke rumah ataupun ke kantor.
00:12:22Gitu.
00:12:23Mantap.
00:12:24Tapi masa langsung delivery dateng sih?
00:12:26Yaudah Bu, Dinda berangkat ya.
00:12:28Assalamualaikum.
00:12:29Hati-hati, nak.
00:12:30Eh Bang, salam buat Indun.
00:12:32Dah.
00:12:33Bebek Dinda.
00:12:34Sampai ketemu di Pelaminan deh.
00:12:36I love you Bebek Dinda.
00:12:37Mama.
00:12:38Mama.
00:12:39Pekan nih.
00:12:40Datang anak-anak.
00:12:42Untuk aja papa kau punya banyak kontrakan.
00:12:44Kenapa sih kita tuh tadi nggak makan di cafe-mall aja?
00:12:49Kan biar sekalian.
00:12:51Jadi abis kita shopping, terus kita makan deh.
00:12:55Ya kan?
00:12:56Sibuk.
00:13:01Oh.
00:13:02Oh iya gak?
00:13:03Tadi tuh ternyata mobil kamu diderek.
00:13:06Makanya kamu nggak bisa jemput aku.
00:13:09Biar aku nggak kesusahan, kan?
00:13:11Eh?
00:13:12Kamu tuh muping ya?
00:13:13Hah?
00:13:14Awas ya kalau yang lain pada tahun.
00:13:16Hah?
00:13:17Ya aku gak bakal ngasih tau kok.
00:13:19Asal kamu mau bales cinta aku.
00:13:27Dah, sini aja Bang.
00:13:33Ini Bang elmu.
00:13:34Ya.
00:13:38Ya, lagi Bang.
00:13:39Ya, kasih ya Bang.
00:13:40Yuk.
00:13:46Aduh.
00:13:47Aduh.
00:13:48Yaudah.
00:13:49Kalau kamu nggak mau bales.
00:13:50Aku bakal kasih tau ke temen-temen semuanya.
00:13:53Tentang rahasia kamu.
00:13:54Hehehe.
00:13:56Diam gak?
00:13:57Diam.
00:13:58Bisa-bisa aku balung.
00:13:59Aduh.
00:14:00Iya, iya.
00:14:01Aduh.
00:14:02Ini sakit.
00:14:03Yaudah kalau gitu aku post aja ke social media.
00:14:05Biar semua datang.
00:14:06Jangan.
00:14:10Diam.
00:14:11Aduh.
00:14:12Aduh.
00:14:13Aduh.
00:14:17Aduh.
00:14:18Aduh.
00:14:19Aduh.
00:14:20Aduh.
00:14:21Maaf, maaf.
00:14:22Maaf, maaf.
00:14:23Maaf banget, maaf banget.
00:14:24Gue ngasih aja ya.
00:14:25Gue nggak sengaja ya.
00:14:26Gue nggak sengaja.
00:14:27Aduh.
00:14:28Aduh.
00:14:29Aduh.
00:14:30Aduh.
00:14:31Aduh.
00:14:32Aduh.
00:14:33Aduh.
00:14:34Aduh.
00:14:35Eh gue nggak sengaja ya.
00:14:36Diam lu ya.
00:14:37Lu emang mau nyerakin gue deh.
00:14:39Tadi pagi lu kainin kepala gue.
00:14:40Sekarang kaki gue apa namanya kalau bukan sengaja.
00:14:42Eh lu jangan sembarangan doang ngomong.
00:14:44Gue emang nggak sengaja.
00:14:45Nih, nih.
00:14:46Kalau lu nggak ada berat gue kunci band gue nggak bakal ngenain kaki lu gimana sih.
00:14:49Kok ngalahkan lu sih sama gue?
00:14:51Eh.
00:14:52Ini kan salah lu.
00:14:53Kenapa lu jadi marahin Honey Bunny Sweetie gue?
00:14:55Itu.
00:14:56Gapan sih?
00:14:57Eh.
00:14:58Kalau misalnya kaki Honey Bunny Sweetie gue sampai bengak semua gimana?
00:15:01Lu ngomong jawab, hah?
00:15:02Diem nggak?
00:15:03Gue minta lu nih ganti rugi gaya pengobatan kaki gue.
00:15:07Kok gue ganti rugi lagi?
00:15:08Lo siapa lagi kalau bukan lo?
00:15:09Ya nggak salah gue.
00:15:10Gara-gara apa yang nggak jelas ini kena kaki gue nih.
00:15:13Mana ciptaan ganti rugi?
00:15:15Enak aja.
00:15:17Oh.
00:15:18Iya mbak.
00:15:19Mbak, mbak.
00:15:20Kok dia kena sama Pangu?
00:15:22Papi melangganannya mbak Dinda, mas.
00:15:24Oh, mantis nggak asing.
00:15:26Pokoknya gue nggak mau tau ganti rugi sekarang.
00:15:29Udah mbak antrenin saya ke Panguim sekarang.
00:15:31Eh, enak aja loh.
00:15:32Eh, ganti.
00:15:33Eh.
00:15:34Eh.
00:15:35Kok ngakak?
00:15:36Bursi.
00:15:37Ternyata menjawab.
00:15:38Aduh, Honey Bunny Sweetie.
00:15:40Kamu kenapa?
00:15:41Gini.
00:15:44Gini.
00:15:45Tenggak.
00:15:48Iya pak.
00:15:49Pokoknya besok pagi di sana itu saya minta sudah selesai ya.
00:15:54Iya.
00:15:56Eh.
00:15:58Aduh.
00:15:59Eh.
00:16:00Pak…
00:16:01Bentarnya saya sambung lagi.
00:16:02Ah.
00:16:03What's this?
00:16:05What's this?
00:16:07What's this?
00:16:09What's this?
00:16:11What's this?
00:16:13What's this?
00:16:15What's this?
00:16:17What's this?
00:16:23What's this?
00:16:25This is 7 kilometers.
00:16:27Wow, it's really nice
00:16:29that he's burning around here.
00:16:33Oh
00:16:37Oh
00:16:39What's this?
00:16:41Oh
00:16:43Oh
00:16:45Oh
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00:17:01Oh
00:17:03So, Ibu, Ibu, isengaja nebar paku di sekitar sini,
00:17:06biar motor-mobil-mobil yang lewat depan sini kempes bannya,
00:17:10terus ujung-ujungnya nambel ban di situ, di tempatnya Ibu.
00:17:13Apa maksud kau? Nggak ngerti aku?
00:17:16Stop, stop, stop, yee, sini aja, Bang. Sip.
00:17:21Bentar, bentar. Nih, helmnya. Ntar lupa lagi.
00:17:28Makasih ya, Bang.
00:17:29Ibu, hari ini saya dua kali, Ibu, ban mobil saya kempes, tadi pagi sama sekarang.
00:17:36Kalau bukan karena paku banyaknya di sini, karena apalagi?
00:17:40Kok sekarang lu berapa lama Ibu?
00:17:41Mesang-mesang ban mobil kau ini melindas paku di depan bengkot sami?
00:17:44Kau tuduh pula kami yang melindas paku begitu?
00:17:46Bisa aja, kan?
00:17:49Jaga mulut kau, ya? Jangan kau asa bicara!
00:17:52Oh, jadi ban mobil lo ini kempes lagi.
00:17:56Karena lu lewat sini, kena paku, terus lu nuduh kalau kita nih yang nyebarin paku di jalanan sini, yee.
00:18:02Terus siapa lagi?
00:18:04Eh, lu denger ya, kita berdua nih kagak biasa yang makan rezeki yang kagak halal.
00:18:09Jadi jauh-jauh udah nang-nang-nang-nang-nang-nang-nang-nang di paku di jalan.
00:18:12Udah lah, Bu. Tinggalin aja ini, kita pulang.
00:18:16Orang nggak waras kayak gini.
00:18:18Eh, gua masih waras, ya?
00:18:19Eh, memang kau nggak waras. Ayo, kita pulang!
00:18:21Lalu ya, memang nggak waras kau.
00:18:23Kau adalah yang terbaik untuk kau...
00:18:30Kau adalah yang terbaik untuk kau...
00:18:38Kau adalah yang terbaik untuk kau...
00:18:41Yeah, wait a minute!
00:18:45Yeah, I'm sorry.
00:18:57What are you doing?
00:18:59I'm talking to you.
00:19:01You have to call me.
00:19:05I'm going to come back again.
00:19:07You're only talking to me.
00:19:09You were talking to me, right?
00:19:11You're talking to me, right?
00:19:13You're talking to me, right?
00:19:15You're talking to me.
00:19:17Where are you?
00:19:39You're talking to me.
00:19:41You're talking to me.
00:19:43You're talking to me.
00:19:45You're talking to me.
00:19:49Ya udah sih cuma nambil ban doang apa ribetnya.
00:19:51Gue juga kepaksa.
00:19:53Lakin tenang aja gue bayar kok.
00:19:55Bahkan nih kalau perlu, 3 kali lipet gue bayar.
00:19:58Gue nggak butuh duit lo.
00:20:00Eh tolong dong.
00:20:01Ow!
00:20:03Ah!
00:20:04Ah!
00:20:05Ah!
00:20:06Ah!
00:20:08Ah!
00:20:09Ah!
00:20:10Ah!
00:20:11Ah!
00:20:12Sumpahnya galak banget orang.
00:20:13Parahnya belimbah ngasih itu dari cewek.
00:20:16Ah!
00:20:17Ah!
00:20:18Ah!
00:20:19Ah!
00:20:20Ah!
00:20:21Ah!
00:20:22Cinta aku hanya untuk ayang Dinda.
00:20:23Ah!
00:20:24Ah!
00:20:25Cinta.
00:20:26Cinta untuk ayang Dinda.
00:20:33Eh!
00:20:34Lo siapa ya?
00:20:35Eh malam malam gini dirumah calon bini ayah.
00:20:38Saya mau nambil ban bang.
00:20:40Edaaa!
00:20:41This guy has a jam.
00:20:43Eh, Ente, look.
00:20:44The door is closed.
00:20:46But the car is closed.
00:20:48Oh, it's really bad.
00:20:49Ah, it's so good to go with the car.
00:20:51Eh, Ente, don't ask for a child to work with your car.
00:20:56If he's got a bit of a car, how do you want to get it?
00:21:00Eh, I don't want to go to the car in front of you.
00:21:03Is this child's son?
00:21:05Yes!
00:21:07Ah!
00:21:08Aduh, Bang.
00:21:09Tolongin dong, Bang.
00:21:10Bilangin, Bang.
00:21:11Ah!
00:21:12Eh, Ente.
00:21:13Lo mendingan pergi deh dari sini.
00:21:14Besok pagi lo dateng lagi di Mare.
00:21:16Gue bolehin kalau itu.
00:21:17Gak bisa sekarang nih, Bang.
00:21:18Kagak bisa.
00:21:19Kagak pake tapi-tapian.
00:21:20Ini bukan toko kue.
00:21:21Pegi, pegi, pegi!
00:21:22Pegi!
00:21:23Pegi gak?
00:21:24Pegi, Bang, nih.
00:21:25Pegi.
00:21:28Mau ganggu istirahatnya Bebe Bedinda aja.
00:21:37Pegi!
00:21:40POPPONSKA
00:21:47POPPONSKA
00:21:53Wahem, CARTUP och POPPONSKA
01:03:56Yeah.
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