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00:00I've been in Russia in February talking about getting ice cream.
00:02It's your Olympics, baby.
00:03Which other should be, right?
00:06Hey, isn't that...
00:08Oh, yeah.
00:10All in there. What's up, motherfucker?
00:14Alright, so tonight we can do the men's short form figure skating here.
00:16My buddy Joe is in that program.
00:17We're training together.
00:18Would you guys be cool to do that?
00:20I'd love to show up for him.
00:22Oh, yeah, man.
00:23Show up for any dude who's that brave.
00:25What do you mean?
00:27I'm assuming your buddy might be gay.
00:30I mean, fucking pray for a dude to show up to a place like this and be like,
00:34Hey, here's me.
00:36Russia is not safe for folks like that.
00:39Fucking pause the steal, man.
00:41Nope.
00:52Welcome back to Man in the Crease, your one-stop hockey shop.
00:55Today's first period topic is the inevitable one for the Admirals.
00:58What has happened to Scott Hunter?
01:0170 points last season.
01:03Yes, and we're six games into this season.
01:05A season he, he called, need to win.
01:08Those are his words.
01:09And he has zero, zero points.
01:12He's in a fog.
01:13His passes aren't connecting.
01:15He's barely skating.
01:16I can't imagine he's amazing in the room right now.
01:18And he's already been announced as Team USA Captain at the Olympics in Russia.
01:22And he's aлив.
01:24Yeah.
01:25I'm here.
01:26I'm here.
01:27I'm here.
01:28you
01:29I'm here.
01:30You're sitting here.
01:31I'm here.
01:32I'm here.
01:33I'm here.
01:34I'm here.
01:35I'm here.
01:36I am very sorry about that.
01:51It's really not a big deal.
01:52How may I help you?
01:54What's good?
01:58Just a bunch of very decent smoothies with deeply stupid names.
02:02Any allergies?
02:03No, no, no, I'm easy.
02:04Okay.
02:04Um, I mean, the best one's the blueberry one, but...
02:07Oh, you mean blue moon over Brooklyn?
02:09Yeah, yeah, that's it.
02:11But what?
02:12Oh, um, nothing.
02:14Just when I make it for myself in the morning, I add a banana.
02:18Oh, so you're kind of wild.
02:19I mean, it wouldn't be the first time somebody's told me that.
02:24Uh, yeah, that actually sounds pretty good.
02:26Yeah?
02:26Blueberry with a banana.
02:28I take that.
02:29If it's okay to order off-menu.
02:31Yep.
02:32I mean, technically it was my idea, so...
02:35I think we can get away with it this time.
02:37I think we can get away with it this time.
02:38Oh, you weren't kidding.
03:00It's really hot.
03:01Oh, yeah.
03:02The banana makes a big difference, I think.
03:06I don't know.
03:07Guess it must.
03:12Here.
03:13Thanks.
03:16Um, that's way too much.
03:18It's for you.
03:19It's a great smoothie.
03:21Thanks again, Kip.
03:22Girl.
03:27Girl.
03:29Holy shit, are you...
03:32Was that Scott Hunter?
03:35Was that what?
03:36Scott Hunter, the hockey player.
03:40Girl.
03:41Girl.
03:41Clock winding down in the second period.
03:432-1 for Anaheim.
03:45We have girls with a draw.
03:46And this is what we're watching?
03:49We barely get to see you, because you're always working.
03:51But at least when we do, we get to watch, uh...
03:53Wait, what does this mean?
03:55Let me check my name.
03:55Hockey?
03:56Shut up, Sean.
03:57I have to turn it off.
03:58No, no, no, no.
03:58Please keep it on.
04:00Huh?
04:00Thank you, Kyle.
04:01Thank you, Kyle.
04:03Thank you, Kyle.
04:04You're welcome.
04:05Twice.
04:06He said tip.
04:07Like, he used your actual name twice.
04:09Maria, dad is setting the bar so low.
04:12And it didn't even sound stupid when he said it.
04:13It almost sounded hot.
04:14Okay, that's not fair.
04:15Not hot.
04:16Just normal.
04:17Okay.
04:17I'll listen to it.
04:18Fuck both of you, okay?
04:19Kip is short for Christopher.
04:21It's not that weird.
04:21It's short for Christopher.
04:23And please don't tell me you used that name on your grad school application.
04:26Oh, my God.
04:26Why are we talking about my dumb name?
04:28He said it.
04:28He said it.
04:29Another round?
04:32Thank you, Kyle.
04:33Thank you, Kyle.
04:35Hunter to bomb.
04:36And you?
04:37Fonz sends it back to Hunter.
04:39Look, look, look.
04:40He's on the TV right now.
04:42Sean, look right now.
04:43Oh, my God.
04:43Okay.
04:44Fonz to Hunter.
04:45Hunter's in front of the net.
04:46And he scores!
04:48A rare goal for Scott.
04:49Oh, wow.
04:50Right?
04:51He knows your name.
04:52Yeah.
04:54I mean, he's definitely not gay, but...
04:55Shut the fuck up.
04:56He literally belongs to him.
04:57Jesus Christ.
04:59He scored a hat trick last night.
05:03Are you asking me what that means, or are you just telling me something I already know?
05:06I just didn't realize that...
05:08We literally watched the game, Kip.
05:15Nice to see you again, Kip.
05:16Nice to see you again.
05:18Uh, Scott.
05:20You're Scott Hunter, right?
05:22I am.
05:22This is awesome.
05:24I mean, wow.
05:24You had a night last night.
05:26Oh, did you watch?
05:27I did, yeah.
05:27I don't usually...
05:29Sorry, that sounds rude.
05:31I'm...
05:31No, I got it.
05:32Well, I watched the playoffs last year with my dad.
05:35It was amazing.
05:35He's a huge fan.
05:37But, yeah.
05:38I watched last night.
05:39Wow.
05:40Um, yeah, when something goes right with my game, I try to repeat it, and then I try to
05:46perfect it.
05:47Okay.
05:49So, I'd love another smoothie, please.
05:52Anything you'd like different?
05:54Nothing at all.
05:56Damn.
05:59You really can't keep doing this.
06:00I really can.
06:02Uh, see you next game day, I hope.
06:09Dude.
06:10Girl.
06:11Was that?
06:11Yes, it fucking was.
06:18Sorry, I'm late.
06:21No outside food or drink.
06:22Fuck off, Kyle.
06:26And I know the whole smoothie thing is dumb, or whatever, but he just keeps saying my name,
06:31and it's low-key making me crazy.
06:32Wait, you're still coming with me to that fundraiser, though, right?
06:35Because I am not looking for a date.
06:36Yes.
06:37I told you I could come, and it's in, like, two months.
06:39Could you please listen to me?
06:40Kyle, remote.
06:41Extra shrimp.
06:50New York with control of the fucking game.
06:53Now I'm fully listening.
06:54What are you doing?
06:55Just putting the game on.
06:56Elena.
06:56What?
06:57It's a sports bar.
06:58Let's watch sport.
07:00Am I being crazy?
07:01What does Maria say?
07:02She says he's funny.
07:03Me too.
07:04Well, she is much smarter than you.
07:05I'm probably this idiot.
07:06The Admirals.
07:07We'll have a face.
07:08He's not an idiot.
07:09Scott Hunter, he's staying.
07:11Jesus.
07:12Right.
07:14When's his next home game?
07:16Come on.
07:17If you don't know when his next home game is, how are you going to plan your next shift?
07:19I don't plan my shifts.
07:21I just gobble up as many as I can.
07:24Saturday.
07:24They play at home again on Saturday.
07:26Are you working?
07:30Fuck no.
07:32Fix that.
07:32I don't know if you, uh, it's nice to see you.
07:51Blue moon over Brooklyn, please.
07:53Extra banana.
07:54This one's on the house.
08:02Oh, come on.
08:03It's above my pay grade.
08:04Management heard you came in.
08:05And no, you may not tip me.
08:07And yes, I'm using proper grammar to prove to you that I'm being serious.
08:12Okay.
08:13Um, uh, may I drink this here?
08:17Uh, I've got some emails to answer, so I thought...
08:19Yeah.
08:20You totally may.
08:20You couldn't put me off the keyboard.
08:30Yeah.
08:33Yeah.
08:36Yeah.
08:38Yeah.
08:39Yeah.
08:43I care.
08:46Yeah.
08:47Yeah.
08:49Yeah.
08:49Yeah.
08:49Yeah.
08:50you're not worried about breaking your routine uh no i'm not actually that obsessive
08:58turns out i'm too lazy to be a serial killer i took a quiz i don't even think i could be a
09:04spree killer what's a spree killer someone who kills multiple people at the same time
09:09but isn't a serial killer as someone who kills multiple people minimum three
09:14but over a period of time not all at once how do you know that i i read a lot of murder books
09:23and uh yeah serial killers make me feel not obsessive which is a relief well i've read
09:34some things about athletes okay before you say anything else yes i agree and yes there are at
09:39least two guys on my team that possibly off the record yes maybe but no not me no i swear
09:46barely had two concussions okay so what no left sock right sock stop shaving no sex all that stuff
09:54oh no yeah yeah all of that but that's that's not cte stuff that's just science science only really
09:59matters during the playoffs oh okay that's super comforting listen i know you're more of an art
10:03guy so it's not like i expect you to get the ins and outs of science and just to be clear i'm not
10:08complaining about the whole stop shaving thing i mean you all look like hot lumberjacks by the end of
10:12may
10:13do you want to come to my game tonight i have two seats no one's taken so i mean uh if if you want
10:34yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah i want um fuck man that's crazy thank you super happy to do it
10:42you sure i'm sure
10:47these are better than my company seats i get it these are really good seats well yeah they
10:55they're hands
10:56you know we're first date but i think i'm into this what are you talking about well you're with
11:03a girl and he's out oh my god shut up elena oh wow that wasn't it to me that was he just nodded at
11:12you no there's no proof of that
11:14wait back for fuck's sake
11:22good job i love you i love you i love you i love you i love you good job i love you
11:36hey hunter too bad you can't play at home every night right it's better for you huh
11:43go fuck yourself rosanov all right it's more fun if you're there
11:47hope next time we play decide to show up
11:58cheap
12:01true
12:02starting to sound like him i'm sorry what
12:09you fucking heard me honda what the fuck is that supposed to mean well there's something you
12:16really don't expect to see especially after the final whistle and especially from hollander and
12:21hunter a fittingly brutal end to yet another brutal road for the average
12:25i'm gonna hit the sack yeah there you go handsome all right have a good day off
12:34it's not a day off i'm doing that uh that catering thing tomorrow yeah i just you know you get to
12:38sleep in for once so i'm just happy for you it's all in that you know i uh i'm proud of your hustle
12:46kiddo you know you can't get that scholarship anyway so please no jinxing me oh wait no wait good
12:53night night dad love you love your back
12:56mother fucker
13:01what's happening to you uh what's your problem i can't find my my my black suit and i have to leave
13:11so so soon okay well it's with the dry cleaning in my closet so why are you freaking out thank you
13:16okay okay hey hey are you okay yeah i'm fine i just i need the money and i can't fuck this job
13:22up yes and i get it but you're not gonna fuck it up because you're amazing and it's gonna be great
13:27i love you yeah you too yes buddy
13:30i'm so sorry save it
13:37i'm so sorry about that i'm really sorry oh you're a mess it's okay it's not my only talks
13:50new york used to have professional waiters now it's all just models you can't carry a tray
13:56it's uh it's really okay so sorry again oh bunny
14:00babe i don't know what that was i know i'm a complete fuck up i'm sorry you're not a complete
14:08fuck up this is not rocket science or whatever it is you're into art sean please don't fire me
14:13no one is firing you just calm down and get your shit together okay okay i know you need the money
14:20baby okay deep breath inhale exhale you think you can handle quiche they're dry
14:30hey hey i am so sorry about earlier that that woman is horrible and i'm the one who should
14:51apologize i was standing right in front of the kitchen door like an idiot no i'm the idiot you're
14:55just a normal hungry person at a fundraiser and that woman did seem horrible full disclosure i hate
15:00this food well full disclosure i hate serving it i'm i'm sorry i have to do you like mexican food
15:07yeah of course i'm not a serial killer or even a spree killer you sure yeah it was the time
15:15but do you have the time to grab a bite with me like when this this thing is over
15:19tonight yeah with you uh wow oh yeah yeah okay yeah yeah because there's uh there's this great
15:30place right around the corner and it's open late and okay um you don't mind wait until i'm done
15:35not even a little
15:36not even a little
15:36hi
15:57that's a long line is it worth it um probably not right we also don't actually have to do this
16:16how would you feel about ordering in
16:18holy shit
16:34oh my god
16:41i mean i i figured you'd have a nice place but this is insane
17:04do you want a full tour now or uh or epic horror
17:11epic horror
17:11epic horror
17:27i can't believe you're getting into me
17:41i'm so into you
17:45i can't believe you're getting into me
17:55i'm so into you
17:57i'm so into you
17:58i guess i'm thinking about you
18:00oh my god
18:07oh my god
18:16oh my god
18:22oh my god
18:28what are you doing
18:40oh i didn't want to wake you
18:43and i just thought since you have your game tomorrow and
18:46can you stay
18:57yeah
18:59then stay please
19:03oh my god
19:15oh my god
19:17oh my god
19:21oh my god
19:25oh my god
19:29did i wake you
19:38oh
19:39okay i meant to surprise you and i was gonna go out and get stuff but
19:43i looked in your fridge and you basically had all the ingredients
19:45i know i shouldn't be snooping around but
19:48i didn't have to do that much snooping
19:49you were very organized
19:50and i thought since i'm not working today
19:53but you still have your game that you probably still want
19:55can i fuck you
20:07absolutely
20:09so
20:22i should probably go
20:27what if you didn't
20:34go
20:36like ever
20:39fuck
20:41all that serial killer talk was you warning me wasn't it
20:44um
20:49i'm um
20:52i'm gonna say a bunch of things okay
20:56and
20:57i know i'm too intense everyone tells me that
21:00but i just i can't help it
21:01is it okay
21:02can i be too intense
21:03yeah
21:06yeah
21:06yeah i um
21:10i never do this
21:12never brought anyone back here
21:16like ever
21:17um
21:19yeah
21:20my life is uh
21:21is complicated
21:22yeah
21:24i
21:24i get that
21:25and i can't um
21:31come out
21:35like
21:35not
21:37not right now
21:38too many people depend on me for too much
21:42and it would just
21:42it would fuck everything up
21:43and so
21:46i just thought i would um
21:47i don't know
21:48wait i guess
21:51yeah
21:53wait till
21:53hockey was over
21:55and
21:56maybe i could fade away
21:58better
21:58but i um
22:03you
22:07it's just
22:08um
22:08i want you so bad
22:12so bad
22:15and i know that you barely know me
22:18so why would you even consider something this
22:20this probably fucked up
22:21like i
22:22i know i'm fucked up
22:23i get it
22:23i'm not pretending
22:24i'm not
22:25but i really really like you
22:27and i want you to stay
22:31so i'm asking for what i want
22:35i want you to be here when i get back from practice later
22:41and i uh
22:43i want you to be here when i come home from my game tonight
22:45i um
22:48i want you more than i've wanted anything in a long time
22:52is uh
22:57is that
22:57too much
22:58you can say it if it is
23:02do you say something though
23:07i think i'd love to be here when you get back
23:32and
23:36i don't think you're too lazy to be a serial killer
23:39really
23:41yeah really
23:42yeah you're definitely not lazy
23:44hey
23:51how much practice
23:53i don't know
24:01like a few days ago
24:02yes
24:03i sent in the applications
24:04very aggressive
24:05yes
24:05and even to be you
24:07and yes i know we hate Boston
24:08with Elena
24:10dad i'm staying with Elena
24:11so i don't have to
24:13schlep to work
24:14i get to sleep in an extra hour
24:15yes
24:17nothing dad
24:19no i'm just watching the game
24:20yes
24:21with Elena
24:22oh my god
24:23where has she even been
24:34oh please i saw you three days ago
24:36single since forever
24:37overworked like she has two wicked steps
24:39which is then
24:40she gets a man
24:41and vanishes
24:41what a cliche
24:42i don't have a man
24:43hey kid
24:44keep the boyfriend on tv at all times please
24:46oh my god guys he's a customer
24:48he's not my boyfriend
24:49i don't have a fucking boyfriend
24:52oh my god
24:53oh my god
25:01oh
25:01hiya
25:04morning Scott
25:11morning Kate
25:13the usual please
25:14Extra banana
25:17I'm not sure what I'm going to do without these on my road trip
25:23I'm pretty sure they have smoothies in other cities
25:25They're not like these, they don't
25:26Do you really think this is a secret?
25:32What's the secret?
25:34Nothing's happening
25:35He's just flirting with me or whatever
25:37He's straight, I think
25:39Girl
25:40There's pasta salad in the fridge
25:49Chicken, no feta
25:51Oh yeah? And where?
25:53For me, I made it
25:54You dead?
26:01I'm not just a pretty face
26:03Oh, but you're a very pretty face
26:04What's that?
26:10It's an artist I love
26:12He has a new show out
26:13Oh, cool
26:14I should buy some art
26:15What?
26:18Hey, I'm not just a pretty face either
26:19No, no, no, no
26:20You're also a very, very hot body
26:23We don't have to do this
26:38That's cool
26:40This would look great in the living room
26:51Not on the fireplace wall
26:54But on the way to the bedroom
26:55I think it was
26:55Shh
26:55Sorry
26:59Sorry, I just
27:00It's okay
27:01Maybe we should
27:04Amazing, isn't it?
27:06Yeah, it's beautiful
27:07So are you two just browsing
27:11Or shopping to buy?
27:13Oh, I think we're
27:14Yeah, I think we're just browsing right now
27:15Yeah
27:16Thank you
27:17Excuse me
27:18Sorry, he's not feeling well
27:22No problem
27:23I'm, uh, I'm really sorry
27:36I thought I could do that
27:38I really thought I could
27:40I wanted to
27:41I just
27:41It's okay
27:42No, it's not
27:43I know, it's not
27:46Come here
27:47Come here
27:48Come here
27:48Come here
27:49These road trips are just killing me
28:15I mean, it's brutal
28:17I think I'm cursed
28:18Cursed?
28:20Like, scary old lady cursed
28:21I know, I know it's dumb
28:23But I'm not the only one who's superstitious
28:25Would you be jealous if I got my smoothies from some other guy?
28:30Maybe
28:31Probably
28:31Well, what if I filled you in on all the juicy details?
28:35Like, like how he blended them
28:36Ooh, what if I actually was a scary old lady?
28:39Or what if you always kind of had one with you?
28:42What do you mean?
28:43Oh, here
28:46Okay
28:49Okay, I know it's dumb
28:52I know it's dumb
28:53But I saw them in a bodega
28:54And I thought they looked like your smoothie
28:55I love them
29:03Yeah?
29:04I love them so much
29:05Can I fuck you?
29:13Absolutely
29:14Fuck yes
29:32That's two times
29:34If you say it out loud
29:35It's the curse broken
29:36Hunter hasn't scored twice in an away game since last season
29:40What?
29:46Say it out loud
29:47Save what?
29:51Okay, it's not
29:53It's what?
29:58Okay
29:58Here's what I know
29:59Helena
30:00Shut up
30:00You're in love with him
30:01I'm not in love with him
30:03You are
30:04Have you at least told your dad?
30:08For how long now?
30:13A little over two months
30:14Oh, baby
30:15Helena, you can't tell
30:18If anyone finds out that it's
30:19That it's Scott
30:20Obviously, I'm not going to tell anyone
30:23But Kip
30:24He can't come out right now, okay?
30:26He really wants to
30:26It's amazing
30:29He's amazing
30:30And I've never been happier
30:32Honestly
30:34What's the plan, babe?
30:40I don't
30:41I don't know
30:42What does your dad think?
30:45That I'm
30:46Fucking some married guy, probably
30:48Kind of wish you were
30:50Just don't say that
30:52Please, just
30:53Please be happy for me
30:54I can't wait to see you
30:58In a tux tomorrow night
30:59I am going to be
31:01Super well behaved for you
31:02I only care that you're handsome
31:03You bitch
31:04Scott's going to be there
31:08Tomorrow night, too
31:09Oh, I know
31:09And he better be ready for me
31:24Hey, Dad
31:43Oh, my God
31:44You're not dead
31:45No, I'm alive
31:47Well, that is a relief
31:48I didn't want to have to call them more
31:49You know, I miss you
31:50I miss you, too, Dad
31:52All right
31:53Yeah
31:54You're going to be making an appearance here at some point
31:56In the near future
31:56Yes, I will
31:58I'm going to come for dinner this week
32:00I promise
32:01Perfect
32:02How's work?
32:04Well, work is fine
32:05You know, Barry's being a pain in my ass, but
32:06Well, Barry's an asshole
32:08No, he hurt his foot
32:10So at least it's something new this time
32:11Yeah, well, Barry's always been an asshole
32:13Who taught you to talk like that?
32:15You did
32:16You taught me to talk like that
32:17That sounds about right
32:18And, um
32:21Nothing in the mail, right?
32:23Kip
32:23If there was something in the mail
32:24I would not have forgotten about it
32:26I know, I know
32:27I just figured I'd check
32:28Okay
32:30Don't worry about that
32:31Okay
32:32Don't think about that, okay?
32:34It's going to come when it comes
32:35Look, I'm not going to keep you
32:36I love you
32:37All right
32:38You too, Dad
32:38You too, Dad
32:40What?
32:40I
32:41I love you too, Dad
32:42There
32:43I said it
32:44Oh, my God
32:44Sorry it's such a struggle
32:46Okay, bye
32:47Bye-bye
32:47Bye-bye
32:48Bye-bye
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33:08Bye-bye
33:08Bye-bye
33:09Bye-bye
33:09Bye-bye
33:10Bye-bye
33:11Bye-bye
33:11Bye-bye
33:12I love this thing.
33:43Stop it.
33:44Stop what?
33:48He's here.
33:48You need to chill out.
33:52My God.
33:54Can I have some of yours?
33:56Yeah.
33:56Thanks.
34:00Well, I like our playoff chances this year.
34:02I think we might even get some home ice advantage.
34:04Well, if this guy keeps playing the way he has been, maybe.
34:07What changed?
34:09You mean a nice girl or something?
34:11I think we just found an agreement with the team.
34:14Excuse me, gentlemen.
34:15I think I spotted an old friend.
34:17I'm just ribbing you, Scott.
34:19You know your parents would be so proud of you, right?
34:22Your mom especially.
34:24She would have just been thrilled.
34:27Thanks, Tom.
34:27Thanks.
34:28Excuse me.
34:29Yeah.
34:33Okay?
34:34Yeah.
34:34Yeah.
34:35I should be used to it.
34:42Kim, right?
34:45Christopher.
34:46Money's all dressed up.
34:47I'm Elena.
34:48Nice to meet you, Elena.
34:49I'm Scott.
34:50Pleasure.
34:51Scott.
34:51You look beautiful.
34:53You both do.
34:54Oh, sorry.
34:55Yeah, we both clean up pretty well.
35:03Okay, if I go get more drinks, do you promise to start talking, Christopher?
35:06Yes, of course.
35:07Great.
35:08Another beer, Scott?
35:09That'd be lovely.
35:10Are you enjoying the evening?
35:18I am.
35:19Are you?
35:20Looking forward to the after party, honestly.
35:26Tucked this perfectly.
35:28Thanks.
35:29And thanks.
35:30I mean, you didn't have to.
35:32I wanted to.
35:36Okay.
35:40Elena knows, and I'm sorry.
35:43Yeah.
35:44Kind of got that.
35:46It's okay.
35:47She's discreet, right?
35:49Yeah, totally.
35:50Totally.
35:50I just...
35:51She kind of figured it out, and I guess I had to tell someone.
35:55It's okay.
35:57Really?
35:57Very.
36:01This is so weird.
36:04Yeah.
36:05You should leave early, as soon as I do my speech.
36:07Not before you dance with me.
36:09Pardon?
36:10I want to dance.
36:11Elena's a killer.
36:14How could I possibly say no?
36:20So, what are your intentions with my kid?
36:23I'm serious.
36:25He's crazy about you.
36:27I'm crazy about him, too.
36:28I really am.
36:30He's also miserable.
36:32Are you miserable, too?
36:35No.
36:36I don't know.
36:38Wait.
36:39What do you mean?
36:41Nobody wants to be kept a secret.
36:43He's not.
36:43He is.
36:46Eyes on me, handsome.
36:47I'm doing my best.
36:51I...
36:52I love him.
36:53I just can't do better right now.
36:55I...
36:55I've been honest.
36:57I know.
36:58And he's so in love with you that he'll put up with it.
37:01But it's killing him.
37:09I'm not saying any of this to be mean.
37:11I'm really not.
37:13And you seem great.
37:14But he's great, too.
37:20He deserves the best.
37:24He deserves sunshine.
37:36And so do you.
37:37It's my birthday on Sunday.
37:47I know.
37:48I already got the key to her lined up.
37:50Surf and turf.
37:51Because we're not choosing.
37:55You know, uh, the Kingfisher?
37:56It's the bar I told you about where I watch all your games?
37:59Mm-hmm.
38:01A couple of my friends are throwing me just, like, a little party there.
38:04It's not even really a party.
38:06It's just hanging out or whatever.
38:08Right.
38:09It's a...
38:10It's a gay bar.
38:11But it's not a club.
38:13It's just a bar.
38:14It's honestly more of a hockey bar now, thanks to me.
38:16It's too.
38:17And I was thinking that you could just come as my friend.
38:21As somebody who buys smoothies from me.
38:23I mean, Maria knows.
38:24My friend Sean knows.
38:26They know that you buy smoothies from me.
38:33I can't.
38:34I can't do that.
38:39I wish I could.
38:40I want to.
38:43I want to tell everyone.
38:46I want people to know you're mine.
38:48That I love you.
38:50I love you, too.
38:53Soon, maybe.
38:57I mean, in a few years.
38:58I know, I know how it sounds.
39:05But it'll go by quickly.
39:06I promise.
39:08And then we can be normal with, like, like other people.
39:10I heard what you said in your speech tonight.
39:18And I know that they're your family.
39:21And that you feel responsible for them.
39:23And I get that, Scott.
39:24I really, really get that.
39:27But...
39:28I have a family, too.
39:32And I keep lying to them.
39:34And I don't want to.
39:37And I miss them.
39:39I miss my dad.
39:42Sorry.
39:43That's not what I meant.
39:44It's okay.
39:45I know what you meant.
39:50I'm gonna go home tonight.
39:53I need to.
40:23Thank you for coming.
40:25For those of you who've attended before, feel free to ignore my sob story and go straight to the bar.
40:31But for those of you who don't know it, here's the short version.
40:36My parents were both junior hockey coaches.
40:40And they were hit by a drunk driver when I was 12 years old.
40:45Mercifully for them, they died instantly.
40:48Mercifully for me, the St. Thomas Scholarships existed.
40:54I didn't have anybody else to help me.
40:58I had a lot of memories, a love of hockey, and a huge hole in my heart.
41:04St. Thomas filled it with hope.
41:07The hope of a new family.
41:10Things weren't always easy.
41:12You know, they never are for anybody.
41:13But in hockey, I found what I was missing.
41:19First at my high school, then later at college, and now here with the Admirals.
41:23And I never looked back.
41:26Because I never had to.
41:27The family I craved, the family that I needed, that I still need today, hockey gave it to me.
41:39And St. Thomas gave me hockey.
41:40So from the bottom of my heart, I want to thank you all for being here tonight.
41:46And for supporting this cause, because it's not just a scholarship.
41:50It's everything that comes with it.
41:52It's a whole world.
41:54A whole life.
41:54It's, uh...
41:56It's everything.
42:17Get up.
42:19Hey, Dad.
42:20Hey, buddy.
42:20The prodigal son returned home.
42:22I think I got, uh, some mail here for a certain someone, and it's pretty heavy.
42:28I don't want to...
42:29Hey.
42:36Hey.
42:38My boy.
42:39Come here.
42:40What's up?
42:41Whoa.
42:43Hey.
42:44I'm sorry.
42:45What?
42:45You got nothing to be sorry for, silly.
42:48Whoa.
42:49Whoa.
42:51Whoa.
42:55There we go.
42:57Oh, wait.
42:57There you go.
42:58Yeah.
42:58Wow.
42:59Wait, no, wait.
43:00Here's a pretty funny thing.
43:02And a bullfucker ride.
43:03Congrats, welcome to the event.
43:04Oh, yeah.
43:07Yay.
43:07Yay.
43:08I lost a possibility.
43:12I lost a possibility.
43:12Yeah.
43:14I lost a possibility.
43:16I lost a possibility.
43:17I lost a possibility.
43:17I lost a possibility.
43:18I lost a possibility.
43:19I lost a possibility.
43:34Hey.
43:35Get dressed, man.
43:36It's a full metal fucking game.
43:39Yeah, totally.
43:40I lost a possibility.
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