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00:00Right, right, right, right, right, right.
00:01Are you shuffling?
00:02Okay, I'm shuffling.
00:03Back, back, back, back, back, back.
00:05And easy, down, down, down, down, down, down, down.
00:10Look at that.
00:11Yes.
00:12Yes.
00:13Wow.
00:14Oh, it looks so good.
00:16So much more space for my new custom desk.
00:19Oh, it was so nice with Dakota to make you a desk.
00:22Yeah, I think he feels bad because his daughter's school
00:24project made me have a meltdown in front of sixth graders
00:27and also question my life choices.
00:30So what's this desk going to look like?
00:32Well, I told Dakota that it needs to be full of possibilities.
00:37No time to take control of my life back.
00:40My first desk had an ashtray.
00:44Aw, man, I already sent Dakota my mood board.
00:49Anyway, thank you guys for your help.
00:51You bet.
00:52And it's toning my arms.
00:54Oh, no, I love a life refresh.
00:57Isabella, we should dye your hair.
01:00Fun.
01:02But no, my hair is perfect.
01:04OK.
01:06Um, keep or purge?
01:09Or give to Gabby.
01:12I bought that lamp for Gracie.
01:14Aw.
01:15I didn't know that.
01:16Yeah.
01:17Chuck it.
01:20Ooh, oh.
01:22This is 100% cotton, huh?
01:24This is definitely give to Gabby.
01:29Oh, wow.
01:31Uh, my Stanford sweatshirt.
01:32Mm-hmm.
01:33Oh, that's a keeper.
01:34Getting in was a huge accomplishment.
01:36No.
01:37Nope, Gabby.
01:38It's yours.
01:39You know that is in the past, and I am looking towards the future.
01:42Score!
01:43Red is definitely my color.
01:45Right after fuchsia and burnt umber.
01:49Hey, guys, what do you say we take a little break?
01:52Sure thing.
01:53And don't purge anything in the fuchsia family until I get back.
01:58You OK?
01:59We can trade the lamp in and get your sweatshirt back.
02:03It's silly.
02:04It reminded me how fun school was.
02:05School?
02:06Oh, that thing you got to get through to get to recess?
02:08I'm weird, I know, but I loved it.
02:11You know?
02:12Pop quizzes, dry erase boards, raising your hand.
02:16You just can't do that in the real world.
02:20I'm sorry, honey.
02:21I don't get it, but I'm still sorry.
02:23I'm sorry.
02:24I'm sorry.
02:25I'm sorry.
02:26I'm sorry.
02:27I'm sorry.
02:28I'm sorry.
02:29I'm sorry.
02:30I'm sorry.
02:31I'm sorry.
02:32I don't get it, but I'm still sorry for anything I can do to help.
02:36No, I'll be OK.
02:39Where do you think you're going without a hall pass, little missy?
02:44My fifth grade teacher, Miss Mackey, would have said that.
02:49You belong in Hat Beach Place.
02:54What's up, Dakota?
02:56I still can't figure out this email from Isabella.
02:59Do you know what kind of a desk is Boss Babe Chic?
03:05I'm going to need a little more information.
03:08I'm going to ask my daughter.
03:12OK, you are never going to believe what just happened to me.
03:15OK, this lady outside saw the sweatshirt and assumed I went to Stanford.
03:20Really?
03:21I told her I would put in a good word for her son.
03:25People are so gullible.
03:28Oh.
03:29I don't know where you stole that, but there's also a school named Stanford.
03:35No.
03:36Actually...
03:37What are you talking about?
03:38Gabby went to Stanford.
03:39What?
03:40No, she didn't.
03:41Yes, she did.
03:42No, she didn't.
03:43Gabby?
03:44I did.
03:45She was only there for a year, but yeah, she went.
03:46I didn't know that.
03:47Really?
03:48Really.
03:49That's crazy.
03:50Yeah, and she measured in, got your ass.
03:56Woo-hoo!
03:57Wow.
03:58Oh, my God.
03:59You totally believed him.
04:00No.
04:01See, I didn't.
04:02I didn't.
04:03I didn't.
04:04I didn't.
04:05Gabby?
04:06I did.
04:07She was only there for a year, but yeah, she went.
04:10I didn't know that.
04:12Really?
04:13Really.
04:14That's crazy.
04:15Yeah, and she measured in, got your ass.
04:18No.
04:19See, I knew that.
04:20You only got me for like a second.
04:21I'm not a gullible person.
04:23Emmett is just a way above average liar.
04:26Oh, my gosh.
04:27Do you know what would be so fun?
04:28For the three of us to team up and trick the customers into thinking you went to Stanford.
04:32Exactly.
04:34You know what?
04:35You're pretty quick.
04:36Well, I have pretended to go to Harvard before.
04:39Oh, my God.
04:40I'm in.
04:41Payback for all there.
04:43Can you put the sauce on the side request?
04:46Hey, Dakota, you want to get in on our prank?
04:50Oak?
04:51Is oak boss babe wood?
04:55Leave the man alone.
04:56He's clearly got wood issues.
05:03Okay.
05:04Open your eyes.
05:05Surprise!
05:08I got you some school supplies.
05:09Aww.
05:10Thank you, Bobby.
05:12But wait, there's more.
05:14I have enrolled us into a class together.
05:18What?
05:19Am I dreaming?
05:20Oh, are we going back to high school 21 jump string style?
05:24No.
05:25Even better.
05:26It's an online food safety class.
05:28Oh, my gosh.
05:30Oh, my gosh.
05:31The tavern has to be recertified and I thought we could take it and have some fun.
05:36What do you think about that?
05:37I've never been so excited in my life!
05:41Is there a textbook?
05:42Will?
05:43We should start studying tonight.
05:44How many flashcards do you have in this house right now?
05:48My gut tells me not nearly enough.
05:51Proper refrigerator storage order.
05:56Go!
05:57Okay.
05:58Seafood.
05:59Pork.
06:01Remember our mnemonic.
06:02Susan bashfully poked Gargamel's Pomeranian.
06:08Poultry!
06:09There she is!
06:11Top of her game.
06:12No one's better.
06:13Alright.
06:14Okay.
06:15Your turn, killer.
06:16What are the two most important steps of pre-shift hand washing?
06:19Easy.
06:20Okay.
06:22Ow!
06:23Ow!
06:24That's so hot!
06:25Step one.
06:26The water must be over 100 degrees Fahrenheit.
06:30Oh, no.
06:31I wish I wore shorter sleeves because...
06:33Step two.
06:34You must wash hands and forearms.
06:39Correct.
06:40And extra points for acting it out.
06:42Hit me with another question.
06:43You know, I thought it might be a good time to take a little break.
06:46From cruising?
06:47Yes.
06:48Crazy.
06:49Same thing.
06:50Okay.
06:51Great minds.
06:52Yeah.
06:53Okay.
06:54Let's go back to the beginning of this chapter.
06:55My mantra in college was, you haven't read something until you've read it three times.
06:58You know, I don't think you and I would have been friends in college.
07:02My opinion, you haven't really read Shakespeare unless you've read it in the original language.
07:17Wow, Gabby, your confidence is unnerving.
07:20It's such a rush, you know?
07:21It feels so powerful, huh?
07:22Oh, oh, oh.
07:23Here comes the guy.
07:24You ready?
07:25Born ready.
07:26Can I get an IPA?
07:27Ah, great choice.
07:28I used to love having an IPA after hitting the books at college up in California's Bay Area.
07:39She went to Stanford.
07:40Seriously?
07:41That's impressive.
07:42Yeah, and she's too modest to tell you, but she double majored.
07:43I don't like to brag.
07:44Philosophy and science.
07:45Not just science.
07:46Applied robotics.
07:47But they kicked me out of the program for trying to build a robot who could love.
07:50The faculty was scared.
07:51Cowards!
07:52Is she talking your ear off about her days over the years?
07:53No.
07:54No.
07:55No.
07:56No.
07:57No.
07:58No.
07:59No.
08:00No.
08:01No.
08:02No.
08:03No.
08:04No.
08:05No.
08:06No.
08:07No.
08:08No.
08:09No.
08:10No.
08:11No.
08:12No.
08:13No.
08:14We should Exactly.
08:15Yeah, you want me to turn off about her days on the lacrosse team?
08:17No.
08:18Nobody wants to hear about my incredible lacrosse career at Stanford University.
08:23Enjoy that IPA.
08:24I will.
08:25What's going on?
08:39We've convinced the entire bar that Gabby went to Stanford.
08:43Isn't that hilarious?
08:45I know, right?
08:47Why is that funny?
08:49Well, you know, I don't know.
08:53Steve suggested it.
08:55Why is it funny?
08:57Because, Gabby, you know, you're just...
08:59What?
09:01I'm just what?
09:03I'd stop talking.
09:07No, Steve, finish your sentence.
09:09I'm just what? I'm just a bartender?
09:11I didn't say that.
09:13Yeah, but that's what you meant.
09:14Emmett, help me out here.
09:15Nope.
09:17It's funny because, obviously,
09:19I'm too dumb to go to Stanford, right?
09:22Right?
09:23Yes. Oh.
09:24I mean, no.
09:25I mean, none of us could have gotten into Stanford.
09:29Okay, so you're saying that it would have been just as funny
09:32if you were the one wearing this.
09:34I mean, maybe not as funny.
09:37Oh.
09:39Take the exit ramp, man.
09:42Okay, I can't take much more of this studying.
09:47Was anybody here good at school?
09:51Not the best time for that question.
09:54Okay, I need somebody to step in here.
09:57Because we all care about that girl.
09:59But I'm the only one getting punished for it.
10:01Bobby, I hope you're ready for the test tonight.
10:04It's not till next week.
10:06Not the real test.
10:08A head-to-head Thunderdome-style lightning practice test
10:11to make sure we're ready for the real test.
10:13See you at close.
10:14Get ready to get crushed!
10:17What's a Thunderdome-style lightning practice test?
10:24Well, I'm glad you asked because you will all be staying to watch.
10:28Welcome to hell!
10:32Welcome to hell!
10:38So sweet of you to stay for this.
10:40Bobby said we had to.
10:43Well, you will not be disappointed because in my hand I hold 200 practice questions.
10:49Okay, alright, we're not gonna do to-
10:53We're not gonna do all of them, are we?
10:55Well, I mean, not tonight, but eventually, yes.
10:58Okay, Gaby, will you be our test proctor?
11:01All you have to do is choose a random set of five questions from these.
11:05Oh, gee.
11:06I hope I can figure out how to do that.
11:11I mean, five.
11:13Five.
11:14Is that like six, but small?
11:17Come on, Gaby.
11:20I actually believed you went to Stanford.
11:23Remember?
11:24That makes me the dumb one.
11:25Wow!
11:28Wow!
11:29No.
11:30No, no, no.
11:31It's not like-
11:35So, what are the rules and how do I bet on it?
11:39First off, there's no holding back, okay?
11:41I want to win fair and square.
11:43Best of five, no buzzing in.
11:45When you know the answer, you say the answer.
11:47You ready?
11:48Yes.
11:49See?
11:50I knew the answer and I just said it.
11:52Five bucks on Bobby.
11:54Nothing says romance like gambling on your lady.
12:00That's a good investment.
12:03I'll take that action.
12:05Ladies and gentlemen, we have quite a matchup today.
12:08In this corner, we have Bobby McAllister weighing in at-
12:11Bobby, what do you weigh?
12:12One hundred and none of your business.
12:15Fine.
12:17Question one.
12:19How many hours can cold food be held without refrigeration?
12:24Six.
12:25Yes.
12:26Question two.
12:27An infrared thermometer is-
12:29Used to measure temperature without direct contact.
12:31Uh-oh, Bobby.
12:32Looks like my temperature is off the charts.
12:34Oh-oh!
12:37Simmer down.
12:38I'm just getting warmed up.
12:40Question three.
12:41What is the minimum cooking temperature of a veal chop?
12:44145.
12:45Correct!
12:46If you want to do it right, take it off the heat at 130,
12:50tint it with foil, rest it for 10 minutes,
12:53and serve with horseradish.
13:01Okay.
13:02Question four.
13:03What does the T stand for in the food safety acronym ALERT?
13:08Assure.
13:09Look.
13:10Threat.
13:11Yes.
13:12Better watch your back, little sister, cause that's what I am.
13:15Ooh!
13:16Ooh!
13:18Isn't Gabby doing such a good job at this?
13:21Okay.
13:22You're not.
13:25Okay, it is two to two.
13:27Final question.
13:28Winner takes all.
13:29If lasagna is removed from heat at 11,
13:33by what time must it be served according to safety guidelines?
13:38Five o'clock!
13:39Boom!
13:40Incorrect!
13:41Hot food has a shorter shelf life than cold food.
13:47Three o'clock.
13:48Yes!
13:49And the new food safety champion is...
13:52Bobby McAllister.
13:53Woo!
13:54Woo!
13:57Always bet on your lady.
13:59Yeah!
14:01Hey, since we're all here, maybe we can talk desks.
14:05Well, since I won so fast, I think we have time for that.
14:10Well, hang on.
14:11That last question wasn't fair, okay?
14:13Gabby picked one that was easy for you.
14:15Isabella, you're being a sore loser.
14:16Well, you're being unfair.
14:18But whatever, fine.
14:20You won.
14:21Good for you.
14:22Going home.
14:23First of all, you drive like a maniac.
14:35Didn't you see me behind you flashing my brights?
14:38I thought it was a crazy person it was me because you're driving me crazy
14:43I'm not in the mood to talk right now Bobby good cuz I'm not here to talk pop
14:49quiz what are you doing oh you wanted best out of seven well let's get to it
14:54okay true or false you're acting like a brat true or false false right wrong
15:04answer true or false you're mad at me even though this whole time I've been
15:10trying to help you true okay this is the last one and it's an essay question why
15:21I don't know what school did you go to that you can think I don't know is an
15:28essay well I don't okay I don't know anything I don't know who I am anymore
15:37I don't know what I'm doing I don't know what type of stupid desk to put in my
15:40stupid room that'll help me get my life back together it's a lot of pressure to
15:44put on a desk it's dumb but I realized that it's not the fun of school that I
15:54miss it was a certainty you know I know exactly who I was and I just don't know
16:03how to get that back I hope you never get it back rude look certainty is a trap that
16:16keeps your life small I was certain that I would never find love again after Travis
16:23passed I was wrong cute can we get back to me though you know what else I was
16:34absolutely certain about what that I didn't need a little sister which is
16:39crazy because you're one of the greatest joys of my life really even when I'm a
16:44brat now you're not a brat you said I was I did I came in hot
16:53what's this I got you a new sweatshirt but you can only wear it when you're with me
17:03it's cute I feel like you think I said something I didn't say and you're mad at
17:17me even though I'm not mad at you okay okay I owe you an apology I was acting like a baby and after
17:30seeing Isabella I realized that is not a good look it's okay but I'd be more okay with an explanation I
17:38I have this voice in my head and it is always telling me that I'm not smart enough or I'm not
17:47good enough or you know just not enough and that is who I am really mad at it's good to know I'm not
17:56the only one who does that what's your sound like Gilbert Godfrey doing an impression of my mom
18:03brutal yeah I just hate it you know and once it starts I just I can't make it stop you know what I
18:15do what I tell me to leave me the hell alone okay oh I'm serious hey me you listen to me at the end of
18:26the day we're all us so be nice or else oh it works I swear try it stop being mean to me that's not gonna
18:43make mommy Godfrey shut up louder stop being mean to me me yes leave my friend alone yeah we are a
18:53smart capable woman and you don't get to tell us who we are just because you're up there so you know
19:00you might either pipe down or hit the road peaches that was great how do you feel silly a little better
19:13and you know you don't just have to talk to yourself you can also talk to me thanks Steve you're welcome
19:22us damaged people have to stick together so how often do you talk to yourself my neighbors think I
19:32have a roommate oh I can't wait to see it this is so sweet of you Dakota well furniture is important
19:44it's like giving somebody a new wooden roommate that sounds like a sad kids movie I was struggling
19:53the first sketch that I had was powerful but not chic and he thought his second sketch was chic but
20:00not powerful so I told him just make a desk that's like Isabella oak strong and supportive just like
20:11you what do you think give to Gabby I love it it's better than anything I could have imagined thank
20:22you Dakota there's no ashtray well just tell us where to put it us ladies we already have our system in
20:32place okay all right all right turn turn turn turn turn turn turn turn turn turn turned
20:45down down down down down down down down down down down a little high let me see oh it looks great oh not quite
20:55done yet. Now it is. Give to Gabby?
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