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00:00okay all right remember when you asked me if medical marijuana was the same as regular
00:18marijuana and would it get you high and i said it was and you said you never use it because
00:22you didn't want to get high yeah did you forget that what is up with you
00:29i can't talk about it my lips are sealed okay with a kiss
00:34oh my gosh where did you kiss him oh on the lips no what room in the kitchen i think i'm gonna put a
00:49plaque up okay so when you asked for advice and i told you that relationships are like sharks that
00:55need to keep moving you actually listened i did this shark is hauling butt yeah
01:01welcome to the movie jaws
01:04except you do know that the shark gets killed at the end of jaws
01:09but yay gabby i'm gonna tell you something i've never told you before you give good advice
01:17oh my gosh i'm gonna put up a plaque so what romantic thing did he say to you right before
01:25he kissed you well actually he didn't say anything and i kissed him oh all right well what did he say
01:35after you kissed him i don't think you said anything huh uh-oh i think we just saw the end of the movie jaws
01:59sometimes it feels like a big old fight to get through the day and sleep on through the night
02:10but here you'll find a place that'll surely lift your spirits
02:15you belong in happy place
02:18you just blurt out i've known about isabella for years and walk out
02:25i had to spend all night lying awake thinking about this secret of ours
02:30ours it's my secret
02:33ah correction it was your secret till you blabbed it to me now it's ours
02:38which means i need to know all the details when did you find out how did happy meet isabella's mother
02:46what did he think of me as a person
02:48nothing
02:50what
02:50nothing we're talking about the weather
02:52oh it's nice outside
02:56okay i'll catch you guys later
03:02jeez emmen way to panic
03:06listen i laid awake last night too trying to figure out if this is something i need to tell bobby
03:11no it isn't
03:14and why is that
03:15because everything worked out didn't it
03:17isabella is here
03:19she and bobby love each other
03:20and it wouldn't accomplish anything
03:23except for starting our relationship on the foundation of honesty
03:26don't preach to me about honesty
03:28i pride myself on being a very honest tornado warning
03:30you really should be working for the cia you know i got some serious thinking to do which means
03:43you're gonna have to leave
03:45okay
03:45but while you figure it out
03:47no more weird looks when bobby waves at you
03:50just be emmet okay
03:52okay
03:52good advice
03:53not regular emmet
03:56a good emmet
03:57out
03:58table for two
04:06could you help me grab the other stuff in my car i brought from happy's house
04:11thank you
04:12so what are you doing with daddy's stuff rocky
04:16oh i get it
04:19like rocky raccoon from the beatles
04:20no like rocky balboa from the movie
04:23daddy had a weird system of naming things
04:27hi
04:28i'm a girl named bobby
04:30well can we keep it
04:32it's the last thing i swear
04:34where would you like this
04:36dumpster
04:37office
04:37we're supposed to be cleaning daddy's house out to sell it
04:42not to bring all of his junk in here
04:44oh
04:45hey isabella
04:47yo adrian
04:48i'm sorry it's just that everything in the house is so cool
04:54aw
04:55it's so sad that you guys have to sell happy's house
04:58i would give anything to buy it
05:00well you know anything that doesn't include money
05:02oh
05:04isabella
05:05after you left last night you missed some big news
05:08bobby kissed emmet
05:11oh my gosh
05:13and destroyed their relationship
05:15oh my gosh
05:18it's not destroyed
05:19you can't destroy a relationship with a kiss
05:22right
05:22oh i'm not sure
05:24let's ask judas
05:25well emmet's been a little distant since the smooch
05:30distant how
05:31distant like emmet
05:33only more so
05:35i gotta figure this out
05:37well fortunately i have a pretty great track record when it comes to giving bobby advice
05:41and
05:42i got an idea
05:43pretend you're having a heart attack
05:45and when emmet
05:47tries to give you cpr
05:49you just grab him and you kiss him again
05:51and then you say
05:52what's your problem big boy
05:55take the plaque down
05:59have you considered maybe
06:02oh i don't know
06:03asking him what's going on
06:05no
06:06he'd lie rather than hurt my feelings
06:08which is one of the reasons why i like him
06:11which is one of the reasons why i kissed him
06:13which is the reason why i'm in this mess
06:16oh
06:17i have another idea
06:18no
06:19no
06:20you don't have a pole at your house
06:21i know i've teased you and emmet about
06:25being old-fashioned but
06:27maybe you found the kiss a little forward
06:29forward
06:30thinks you're a hussy
06:31you're a hussy
06:33i'm talking about the normal progression of a relationship
06:37have you told emmet what he really means to you
06:41not exactly
06:42and
06:42by that
06:43i mean no
06:44has emmet told you what you really mean to him
06:48yeah that's also a no
06:53and yet you still went ahead and kissed him
06:56too bold to move red
06:57says the woman who recommended a pole dance
07:01so i need something that'll tell me it's okay for me to tell him how i really feel
07:07thursday's him it's birthday
07:11if i can give him a gift and he accepts it then i can feel like i can open up to him
07:16you know what that could work bobby if he reacts positively to anything that you give him that means that he's got special feelings for a special lady
07:25or it could backfire and you're a dead shark
07:28you know what that means that he's going to be a dead shark
07:32Oh, Dakota. Hi.
07:47Hey, looking for him?
07:49No, I wasn't looking for him.
07:59Still me.
08:00Uh, yeah.
08:02I was actually looking for Emmett, but not for any special reason.
08:07No biggie.
08:08Okay. He'll be back soon.
08:10Great. Thanks.
08:19Oh, hey, it's Steve.
08:21Okay. Time to acknowledge the elephant in the room.
08:24I know you're wondering why Emmett and I have been spending so much time,
08:28just the two of us, not the three of us, like usual.
08:31Well, I assume it's because he wants to talk about something with you
08:34that he doesn't want me to know about.
08:39But, but, but wouldn't that bother you?
08:43No.
08:43Be honest.
08:46Okay.
08:47No.
08:52Who knew it would be so painful to sell Happy's house?
08:56You're sweet, Gabby, but I'm okay.
08:59I meant for me.
09:00I spent a lot of time at that place.
09:04You know, I was a part of Happy's weekly poker game for years.
09:07Love poker.
09:09One time in Austin, I'm in a real nosebleed game.
09:11I got cowboys in the hole.
09:12The guy across from me showing rockets, but it's all bricks in the turn.
09:16And then, who comes right along the river?
09:19John Wayne.
09:20I was in charge of snacks.
09:25So, anyway, I was thinking about what a hassle it will be for you guys to find a realtor,
09:30and I have an idea.
09:32Oh, you know a good one?
09:34My idea is that you sell Happy's house to me.
09:38To you?
09:40I thought you didn't have that kind of money, Gabby.
09:42No, I do not.
09:44But the other part of my idea is that you sell it to me really cheap.
09:48Hey, guys, I found the perfect gift for Emmett's birthday.
09:55This!
09:57Hey, that's the fishing rod I brought from Daddy's house.
10:00Okay, so your idea of the perfect gift is to give Emmett,
10:04a guy who already has a million fishing rods, another fishing rod?
10:08You should give him a bandana, too.
10:11It's Daddy's lucky fishing rod.
10:14He always said that the only thing it couldn't catch was a cold.
10:16You know what?
10:18I have heard Emmett say that the reason he buys so many rods is because he lost his lucky one.
10:23Bobby could be right.
10:24This might be the perfect gift.
10:28Oh, hey, Emmett.
10:30Somebody said the fish are really jumping out at the lake.
10:33Maybe we ought to go out there and try our luck.
10:36Yeah, maybe.
10:37I thought we could go tomorrow if you have any interest in that at all.
10:44You know what?
10:45Let's do it.
10:46Look out, little fishies, we're coming for you!
10:49Yee-haw!
10:50Steve, could you come on in for a sec?
11:05Steve, what kind of man do you think I am?
11:19I mean, if you had to describe me.
11:21Grouchy, quarrelsome, ill-humored.
11:23I'm a simple man, Steve.
11:28Okay.
11:30You saw how I acted when Bobby asked me to take her fishing.
11:33Was that a simple man that you saw?
11:35No, that was a lunatic.
11:38Keeping this secret is turning me into somebody that I don't want to be.
11:43So I think I'm hearing you say you're going to tell her.
11:46Yeah, I am tomorrow at the fishing shop.
11:50Okay.
11:52And on the same subject, how would you describe me?
11:57I'd prefer not to do that.
12:00I'm sensitive.
12:02You jackass.
12:06And that's how I know that Dakota's feeling jealous about our private conversations about this.
12:11Dakota jealous?
12:12Yeah, I don't think so.
12:14Well, I do, and I'm the sensitive one, stupid.
12:18I'm asking permission to tell him what's going on.
12:21Okay.
12:22Permission granted.
12:23Just let me tell Bobby first.
12:25Okay.
12:26And I will swear I'm to secrecy.
12:28You don't have to worry about Dakota.
12:29The man can keep a secret.
12:31Let's hope so.
12:32I know so.
12:34I've told him a lot of stuff nobody else knows.
12:44Oh, hey.
12:52How is Bobby feeling about her little trip to the fish sack today?
12:56I'd say pretty confident.
12:58People don't usually shave their legs to go fishing.
13:01Ah.
13:02Oh.
13:03There you go.
13:04Oh.
13:04So, hey.
13:06Have you given any thought to my idea?
13:10I have.
13:12And if we bedazzle our aprons, Emmett's not going to wear his.
13:17No.
13:18About selling me your dad's house.
13:20I didn't think that was serious.
13:23Well, why would you think that an idea of mine wasn't serious?
13:27Uh, bedazzling our aprons?
13:30I am totally serious.
13:32If I have a kid this year, I mean, how cool would it be if I raised them in Happy's house?
13:38That would definitely be cool.
13:39Okay, so let's do it.
13:42Maybe we should wait to talk about this with Bobby.
13:45But you're nicer.
13:48Okay.
13:48Well, I've got to be honest.
13:52With the prices I've been seeing around town, I think the house could list for a lot of money.
13:56Okay, see, well, I have a workaround for that, okay?
13:58You give me that discount we talked about.
14:01What discount?
14:02The family discount.
14:04Oh.
14:05No, see, Isabella, this is a total win-win, okay?
14:09You guys get to sell the house, but thanks to my discount, it stays in the family, you know?
14:14I mean, it's a perfect plan.
14:15Well, yeah, except you're not really in the family.
14:19I was until you showed up.
14:23I'm so sorry.
14:25I did not mean to say...
14:26I'm busy.
14:28Excuse me.
14:28Well, here we are.
14:39Yep, we're here all right.
14:42You want to put your bag down?
14:43No, no.
14:45Because eventually I'm going to give it to you.
14:47It's your birthday gift.
14:48You got me a birthday gift?
14:52Yes, sir, I did.
14:54Huh.
14:55You know I'm not big on birthday gifts.
14:57Yeah, I know that.
14:58That's why I left the truck running.
15:00All right.
15:07Ah!
15:11Well, you little rascal.
15:13I can't believe it.
15:15I know you'd like it.
15:17It's Daddy's lucky fishing rod.
15:19No, Bobby, this is my lucky fishing rod.
15:21That old man of yours borrowed it ten years ago and never gave it back.
15:31Well, that's son of a gun.
15:32He conveniently left that part of the story out when he's bragging about that thing.
15:37Yeah, your dad did that a lot.
15:39Yeah.
15:40Happy never told the whole truth.
15:41Yeah, it's funny how sometimes not saying something is kind of like lying.
15:52Now, that is funny.
15:55Look, Bobby.
15:56And I need to tell you something.
15:58I've been keeping a secret.
16:00It's about you when Isabella showed up.
16:08So you have a secret about me when Isabella showed up?
16:12I need a whiskey.
16:13I need to find a whiskey somewhere.
16:16Because I didn't know anything about Isabella.
16:18When she showed up, good Lord of living, it was a shocker.
16:22Well, I'm confused.
16:23What does this secret have to do with me?
16:25You're the only reason I got through all of that.
16:28I am?
16:28Heck yeah!
16:30You were just as surprised as I was.
16:32But you just kept calm and kept being you.
16:36And that helped me get through it all so I could still be me.
16:40You're my rock, Emmett.
16:43Never said this to me before.
16:45Why now?
16:47Because you need to know how I really feel about you.
16:49I shouldn't have kept it a secret.
16:52That's okay, Bobby.
16:54You just got to know the right time to tell a secret and...
16:58the right time to keep one.
17:01Okay, now I need you to tell me something.
17:04Okay.
17:06Did I mess things up the other night when I kissed you?
17:10Hmm.
17:11Let me think about that a second.
17:15Uh...
17:16Well, that's a birthday gift.
17:34Hey.
17:35I was wondering if you're not busy,
17:37if now would be a good time for me to apologize.
17:39I'm busy.
17:43And I don't need an apology.
17:45Oh.
17:46Well, that is very gracious of you.
17:48What I need is an explanation.
17:50Dang it!
17:53Where did all that anger come from?
17:55It wasn't anger.
17:56It was...
17:58I'm jealous of you, Isabella.
18:01And...
18:02I think I have been since you showed up.
18:05What are you jealous of?
18:06That I was abandoned by a father I never knew?
18:10No?
18:12Although I would have loved it if my mother had taken a hike.
18:17I don't have a whole lot to be jealous of.
18:20What?
18:21Except...
18:23this!
18:24I mean, you are just so damn lovable!
18:28I mean, everybody loves you!
18:30Bobby?
18:31Emmett?
18:32Dakota?
18:32Steve?
18:33I mean, even that mean lady who always sends back her Bloody Marys!
18:37Aw, Claire.
18:38She's a sweetheart.
18:39See?
18:40That's you.
18:43Look.
18:44I come from a family that has a limited...
18:48very limited amount of love.
18:51And whatever everybody else got just meant less for me.
18:56I'm sorry that happened to you.
18:58Okay, that wasn't fair.
18:59It also happened with pizza.
19:06I really feel bad that I said what I said to you.
19:08I do.
19:11Do you want to feel worse?
19:12No!
19:13What?
19:14What do you mean?
19:16When I first got here, Bobby wasn't exactly thrilled.
19:20I wasn't feeling the love that you're talking about.
19:23I do now, but...
19:24not then.
19:25Yeah.
19:27She was kind of prickly.
19:28The first love I felt in this place was from you.
19:37Oh.
19:39Yeah, I do feel worse.
19:43I like being in this family.
19:46I like being in your family, Gabby.
19:49Me too.
19:53Does this mean I get the family discount?
19:55I don't...
19:56I'm busy.
20:04Wow.
20:05I can't imagine how hard it must have been to walk around holding on to that secret.
20:09Yeah.
20:10But I had to do it for Emmett.
20:12You're a good man, Steve.
20:15But I was talking about Emmett.
20:18Of course.
20:19It must have been hard for him as well.
20:23I just hope now that he's told Bobby things are going to be okay between them.
20:27Should we pray about it?
20:29No.
20:30I'll just, you know, hope.
20:31They're here.
20:35I hope it all went okay with the birthday gift.
20:37Would you like to pray?
20:38Yes.
20:41Dear Lord, help me figure out how I can buy Happy's house.
20:45Amen.
20:48I felt something.
20:49We should have prayed.
21:08We're okay.
21:09We should have prayed.
21:11We should have prayed.
21:12Let's pray.
21:25Let's pray.
21:28Amen.
21:31Amen.
21:32Amen.
21:32Amen.
21:33Amen.
21:34Come $100,000, it's a match of pride.
21:34Come $100,000.
21:34Amen.
21:35Come $100,000, it's a match of pride.
21:35Take us $100,000.
21:37tap the $100,000.
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