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00:00It's right next door.
00:01No, I mean, not your boy.
00:03Just, like, it's always Hollander and Rosanoff, right?
00:06He's hot.
00:07We should let him listen like Nathan Cole.
00:09He's an asshole, right?
00:10I mean, yeah, basically.
00:11The record for this event,
00:13currently held by the New York Admiral's Scott Hunter.
00:16Glad to see Rosanoff in a homeboy record for more than a minute.
00:19Nice shooting work.
00:20I thought it was Scott Hunter's year.
00:22Babe, can you believe Russia?
00:24Be nice, funny.
00:25Hey, what did Ross say about it?
00:26I don't know.
00:27Nothing to me, that's for sure.
00:29We're not, like, friends or anything.
00:32No worries, I'm sure someone else grabbed him.
00:33Seriously, this year, baby, we're coming for you.
00:35Trust me.
00:36You look great in Silver Vani, don't even stress.
00:37Oh, good one.
00:52I want some ice cream bad, man.
00:54Do you not find it weird that we're in a beach town in Russia
00:57in February talking about getting ice cream?
00:59It's your Olympics, baby.
01:00I'm sure this should be, right?
01:03Hey, isn't...
01:04Isn't that...
01:05Oh, yeah.
01:07All in there.
01:08What's up, motherfucker?
01:10Good boys.
01:11Hey.
01:12All right, so tonight we can do the men's short form figure skating.
01:13My buddy Joe is in that program.
01:15We train together.
01:16Would you guys be cool to do that?
01:18I'd love to show up for them.
01:19Hell yeah, man.
01:20I'd love to show up for any dude who's that brave.
01:22What do you mean?
01:24Well, I'm assuming your buddy might be gay.
01:28I mean...
01:29Fucking brave for a dude to show up to a place like this
01:31and be like, hey, here's me.
01:34Russia is not safe for folks like that.
01:37Fucking balls of steel, man.
01:39Welcome back to Man in the Crease, your one-stop hockey shop.
01:55Today's first period topic is the inevitable one for the Admirals.
01:58What has happened to Scott Hunter?
02:0070 points last season.
02:02Yes, and we're six games into this season.
02:05A season he, he called, need to win.
02:08Those are his words.
02:09And he has zero, zero points.
02:12He's in a fog.
02:13His passes aren't connecting.
02:15He's barely skating.
02:16I can't imagine he's amazing in the room right now.
02:19And he's already been announced as Team USA captain
02:21at the Olympics in Russia.
02:23Oh, God.
02:24Jesus.
02:25He's gonna be mad with all of us.
02:26Oh, God.
02:28Jesus.
02:29The last time we're here to go,
02:30he takes a pause.
02:32He's gonna be the one-stop hockey shop.
02:33He's gonna be a man.
02:34Oh, God.
02:35Oh, God.
02:36What's that?
02:37He's gonna be a man.
02:38Oh, God.
02:39He's gonna be a man.
02:40Jesus.
02:41Oh, God.
02:42Oh, God.
02:43Okay.
02:44Oh, God.
02:45Oh, God.
02:46Oh, God.
02:47Oh.
02:48God.
02:49Oh, God.
02:50I am very sorry about that.
03:06Definitely not a big deal.
03:07How may I help you?
03:09Uh, what's, uh, what's good?
03:12Um, just a bunch of very decent smoothies with deeply stupid names.
03:18Any allergies?
03:19No, no, no, I'm easy.
03:20Okay.
03:21Um, I mean, the best one's the blueberry one, but...
03:24Oh, you mean blue moon over Brooklyn?
03:25Yeah, yeah, that's it.
03:27But what?
03:29Oh, um, nothing.
03:30Just when I make it for myself in the morning, I add a banana.
03:34Oh, so you're kind of wild.
03:36I mean, it wouldn't be the first time somebody's told me that.
03:41Uh, yeah, that actually sounds pretty good.
03:43Yeah?
03:43Blueberry with a banana.
03:45I take that, if it's okay to order off-menu.
03:49Kip, I mean, technically it was my idea, so I think we can get away with it this time.
03:54Oh, you weren't kidding.
04:19It's really hot.
04:20Oh, yeah.
04:21The banana makes a big difference, I think.
04:25I guess it must.
04:31Here.
04:32Thanks.
04:33Um, that's way too much.
04:38It's for you.
04:39It's a great smoothie.
04:41Thanks again, Kip.
04:47Girl.
04:49Holy shit.
04:50Are you...
04:51Was that Scott Hunter?
04:56Was that what?
04:57Scott Hunter, the hockey player.
04:58A girl.
05:02Clock winding down in the second period.
05:042-1 for Anaheim.
05:06We have girls.
05:07And this is what we're watching?
05:10We barely get to see you because you're always working, but at least when we do, we get to
05:14watch, uh, what does this mean?
05:16Let me check my name.
05:17Hockey?
05:18Shut up, Sean.
05:19We have to turn it off.
05:20No, no, no, no.
05:20Please keep it on.
05:21Huh?
05:22Thank you, Kyle.
05:23Thank you, Kyle.
05:25Thank you, Kyle.
05:26You're welcome.
05:27Twice.
05:28He said tip.
05:29Like, he used your actual name twice.
05:31Maria, that is sending the bar so loud.
05:34And it didn't even sound stupid when he said it.
05:36It almost sounded hot.
05:37Okay, that's not fair.
05:37Not hot.
05:38Just normal.
05:39Okay.
05:40I'll listen to it.
05:41Fuck both of you, okay?
05:42Kip is short for Christopher.
05:43It's not that weird.
05:44It's short for Christopher.
05:46And please don't tell me you used that name on your grad school application.
05:49Oh, my God.
05:49Why are we talking about my dumb name?
05:51He said it.
05:52He said it.
05:54Another round?
05:55Thank you, Kyle.
05:56Thank you, Kyle.
05:59Hunter to Vaughn.
06:00And you?
06:00Vaughn sends it back to Hunter.
06:03Look, look, look.
06:04He's on the TV right now.
06:06Sean, look right now.
06:06Oh, my God.
06:07Okay.
06:08Vaughn's to Hunter.
06:09Hunter's in front of the net.
06:10And he scores!
06:12A rare goal from Scott Hunter.
06:14Oh, wow.
06:15Right?
06:15He knows your name.
06:17Yeah.
06:18I mean, he's definitely not gay, but...
06:20Shut the fuck up.
06:20He literally...
06:21Jesus Christ!
06:26He scored a hat trick last night.
06:28Are you asking me what that means, or are you just telling me something I already know?
06:31I just didn't realize that...
06:33We literally watched the game, Kip.
06:40Nice to see you again, Kip.
06:42Nice to see you again, Scott.
06:46You're Scott Hunter, right?
06:48I am.
06:49This is awesome.
06:50I mean, wow, you had a night last night.
06:52Oh, did you watch?
06:53I did, yeah.
06:54I don't usually...
06:55Sorry, that sounds rude.
06:57I'm...
06:57No, I got it.
06:58Well, I watched the playoffs last year with my dad.
07:01It was amazing.
07:02He's a huge fan.
07:03But, yeah, I watched last night.
07:06Wow.
07:07Um, yeah, when something goes right with my game, I try to repeat it, and then I try to
07:13perfect it.
07:14Okay.
07:16So, I'd love another smoothie, please.
07:20Anything you'd like different?
07:21Nothing at all.
07:22Okay, you really can't keep doing this.
07:28I really can.
07:30Uh, see you next game day, I hope.
07:37Dude.
07:38Girl.
07:39Was that?
07:39Yes, it fucking was.
07:48Sorry I'm late.
07:50No outside food or drink.
07:51Fuck off, Kyle.
07:52And I know the whole smoothie thing is dumb, or whatever, but he just keeps saying my name,
08:00and it's low-key making me crazy.
08:02Wait, you're still coming with me to that fundraiser, though, right?
08:04Because I am not looking for a date.
08:06Yes.
08:06I told you I could come, and it's in, like, two months.
08:09Could you please listen to me?
08:10Kyle, remote.
08:17Extra shrimp.
08:18Okay.
08:18Okay.
08:18Okay.
08:19Okay.
08:19Okay.
08:19Now I'm fully listening.
08:25What are you doing?
08:25Just putting the game on.
08:26Elena.
08:27What?
08:28It's a sports bar.
08:29Let's watch sport.
08:30Ugh.
08:30Am I being crazy?
08:32What does Maria say?
08:33She says he's flirting with me, too.
08:35Mm.
08:35Well, she is much smarter than you.
08:36I'm probably this idiot.
08:38The Adveral school.
08:38He's not an idiot.
08:43Jesus.
08:44Ryan.
08:45When's his next home game?
08:48Come on.
08:49If you don't know when his next home game is,
08:50how are you going to plan your next shift?
08:51I don't plan my shifts.
08:53I just gobble up as many as I can.
08:56Saturday.
08:56They play at home again on Saturday.
08:59Are you working?
08:59Oh.
09:02Fuck.
09:03No.
09:04Fix that.
09:05I don't know if you, uh...
09:19Oh, it's, uh, it's nice to see you.
09:24Uh, blue moon over Brooklyn, please.
09:26Extra banana.
09:27Yeah.
09:35This one's on the house.
09:36Oh, come on.
09:37It's about my pay grade.
09:38Management heard you came in.
09:39And no, you may not tip me.
09:42And yes, I'm using proper grammar to prove to you
09:44that I'm being serious.
09:46Okay.
09:47Um.
09:49Uh, may I drink this here?
09:51Uh, I've got some emails to answer, so I thought...
09:54Yeah, you totally may.
09:55Okay.
09:55Um...
10:25you're not worried about breaking your routine
10:30no I'm not actually that obsessive
10:34turns out I'm too lazy to be a serial killer
10:38I took a quiz I don't even think it could be a spree killer
10:41what's a spree killer
10:44someone who kills multiple people at the same time
10:47but isn't a serial killer is someone who kills multiple people
10:50minimum three but over a period of time not all at once
10:54how do you know that
10:58I read a lot of murder books
11:01and uh yeah serial killers make me feel
11:05not obsessive
11:08which is a relief
11:10well I've read some things about athletes
11:14before you say anything else yes I agree
11:17and yes there are at least two guys on my team that
11:19possibly off the record yes maybe
11:22but no not me
11:23no I swear barely had two concussions
11:26okay so what no left sock right sock stop shaving no sex all that stuff
11:34oh no yeah yeah all of that but that's that's not CTE stuff that's just science
11:37science only really matters during the playoffs
11:40oh okay that's super comforting
11:42listen I know you're more of an art guy so it's not like I expect you to get the ins and outs of science
11:46and just to be clear I'm not complaining about the whole stop shaving thing I mean you all look like hot lumberjacks by the end of May
11:53um do you want to come to my game tonight I have two seats no one's taking them so I mean if if you want yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah I want um fuck man that's crazy thank you
12:22super happy to do it
12:25you sure
12:26I'm sure
12:29these are better than my company seats
12:35I get it
12:35these are really good seats
12:37well yeah they're his
12:39you know we're first date but I think I'm into this
12:43what are you talking about
12:45well you're with a girl and he's at work
12:47oh my god shut up Elena
12:48oh wow
12:51that wasn't it wasn't to me that was
12:54he just nodded at you
12:55no there's no proof of that
12:57come on boys
12:59wait back for fuck's sake
13:06good job I love you
13:16I love you
13:17I love you
13:18I love you
13:19good job I love you
13:21hey Hunter
13:23too bad you can't play at home every night right
13:26it's better for you huh
13:28go fuck yourself Rosanoff
13:30alright it's more fun if you're there
13:32hey thanks
13:36hope next time we play you decide to show up
13:44cheap
13:47true
13:48starting to sound like him
13:53I'm sorry what
13:55you fucking heard me Hollander
13:59what the fuck is that supposed to mean
14:01well there's something you really don't expect to see
14:04especially after the final whistle
14:06and especially from Hollander and Hunter
14:08a fittingly brutal end to yet another brutal road trip to the app
14:12I'm gonna hit the sack
14:18yeah there you go handsome
14:19alright have a good day off
14:21it's not a day off I'm doing that uh that catering thing tomorrow
14:25yeah yeah I just you know you get to sleep in for once
14:27so I'm just happy for you
14:29it's all in that
14:30you know
14:31I uh I'm proud of your hustle
14:34kiddo
14:34you know
14:35you didn't get that scholarship anyway
14:38please please no jinxing me
14:40no way
14:40no way
14:41goodnight
14:41goodnight dad love you
14:43love you back
14:44motherfucker
14:50what's happening to you uh
14:57what's your problem
14:58I can't find my black suit
15:00and I have to leave so so soon
15:01okay well it's with the dry cleaning in my closet
15:04so why are you freaking out
15:06thank you
15:06okay hey hey are you okay
15:08yeah I'm fine I just I need the money
15:11and I can't fuck this job up
15:12yes and I get it
15:14but you're not gonna fuck it up
15:15because you're amazing
15:16and it's gonna be great
15:17I love you
15:19yeah you too
15:20yes buddy
15:21I am so sorry
15:26save it
15:27I'm so sorry about that
15:38I'm really sorry
15:38oh you're a mess
15:40it's okay it's not my only talks
15:41New York used to have professional waiters
15:45now it's all just models
15:46you can't carry a tray
15:47it's uh it's really okay
15:49I'm so sorry again
15:50oh bunny
15:52babe I don't know what that was
15:56I know I'm a complete fuck up
15:58and I'm sorry
15:59you're not a complete fuck up
16:00this is not rocket science
16:02or whatever it is you're into
16:03Sean please don't fire me
16:05no one is firing you
16:07just calm down
16:09and get your shit together
16:10okay
16:11okay
16:11I know you need the money baby
16:13okay
16:14deep breath
16:15inhale
16:17exhale
16:18you think you can handle quiche
16:22they're dry
16:23hey
16:40hey
16:41I am so sorry about earlier
16:43that woman is horrible
16:44and I'm the one who should apologize
16:46I was standing right in front of the kitchen door
16:47like an idiot
16:48no I'm the idiot
16:49you're just a normal
16:50great person at a fundraiser
16:51and that woman did seem horrible
16:53full disclosure
16:54I hate this food
16:55well full disclosure
16:56I hate serving it
16:57I'm
17:00I'm sorry
17:01I have to
17:01do you like Mexican food
17:02yeah
17:04of course
17:05I'm not a serial killer
17:06or even a spree killer
17:08you sure
17:09yeah
17:10it was the time
17:11but do you have the time
17:12to grab a bite with me
17:13like when this
17:14this thing is over
17:15tonight
17:17yeah
17:18with you
17:19uh
17:21yeah
17:22yeah okay
17:23yeah
17:24yeah
17:24cause there's uh
17:26there's this great place
17:27right around the corner
17:27and it's open late
17:28and
17:29okay
17:29um
17:30you don't mind
17:30wait until I'm done
17:31not even a little
17:33hi
17:55that's a long line
18:05is it worth it
18:06um
18:08probably not
18:10right
18:11we also don't actually
18:14have to do this
18:15how would you feel
18:16about ordering in
18:17holy shit
18:33oh my god
18:40I mean I
18:59I figured you'd have
19:01a nice place
19:02but
19:02this is
19:04insane
19:05do you want a full tour
19:09now
19:09or
19:09or
19:11I pick or
19:13or
19:13or
19:39well you were so
19:47beautiful
19:48I can't believe you're
19:57even into me
19:58I'm so into you
20:00so into you
20:02I guess I'm thinking
20:04about you
20:04oh my god
20:14oh my god
20:30what are you doing
20:46oh I didn't want to
20:49wake you
20:49and I just thought
20:51since you have your game
20:51tomorrow
20:52and
20:52you know
20:54can you stay
21:04yeah
21:06then stay please
21:10great
21:28oh
21:32Did I wake you?
21:48Oh.
21:49Okay, I meant to surprise you,
21:50and I was going to go out and get stuff,
21:52but I looked in your fridge,
21:53and you basically had all the ingredients.
21:54I know I shouldn't be snooping around,
21:57but I didn't have to do that much snooping.
21:59You were very organized.
22:00And I thought, since I'm not working today,
22:03but you still have your game,
22:04that you'd probably still want it.
22:14Can I fuck you?
22:19Absolutely.
22:30So, I should probably go.
22:40Hmm.
22:43Um, what if you didn't...
22:46Go?
22:48Hmm.
22:50Like ever?
22:52Fuck.
22:52Fuck.
22:53All that serial killer talk was you warning me, wasn't it?
23:01Um.
23:04I'm, um...
23:05I'm going to say a bunch of things, okay?
23:09And I know I'm too intense.
23:12Everyone tells me that,
23:13but I just, I can't help it.
23:15Is it okay?
23:15Can I be too intense?
23:16Yeah.
23:19Yeah.
23:21Yeah, I, um...
23:24I never do this.
23:28Never brought anyone back here.
23:30Like ever.
23:33Um.
23:33Yeah.
23:34My life is, uh, is complicated.
23:37Yeah.
23:38I, I get that.
23:39And I can't, um...
23:46Yeah.
23:48Come out, like...
23:51Not, not right now.
23:55Too many people depend on me for too much,
23:57and it would just, it would fuck everything up.
24:00And so I just thought I would, um...
24:03I don't know.
24:05Wait, I guess.
24:06Yeah, wait till hockey was over,
24:11and maybe I could fade away better.
24:18But, uh, yeah.
24:22You, it's just, uh...
24:26I want you so bad.
24:31So bad.
24:31And I know that you barely know me,
24:35so why would you even consider something
24:36that's, that's probably fucked up.
24:38Like, I, I know I'm fucked up.
24:40I get it.
24:40I'm, I'm not pretending.
24:41I'm not.
24:43But I really, really like you.
24:47And I want you to stay.
24:50So I'm, I'm asking for what I want.
24:56I want you to be here
24:57when I get back from practice later.
24:58And I, uh, I want you to be here
25:02when I come home from my game tonight.
25:06I, um...
25:07I want you more than I've wanted anything
25:10in a long time.
25:15Is, uh, is that too much?
25:20You can say it if it is, uh...
25:22Do you say something, though?
25:26I think I'd love to be here
25:52when you get back.
25:52And I don't think you're too lazy
25:59to be a serial killer.
26:01Really?
26:02Yeah, really.
26:04Yeah, you're definitely not lazy.
26:12Hey.
26:14How much practice?
26:14I don't know, like, uh, a few days ago?
26:25Yes, I sent in the applications.
26:26Very aggressive.
26:27Yes, and even to BU.
26:29And yes, I know we in Boston.
26:32With Elena, Dad.
26:33I'm staying with Elena.
26:35So I don't have to schlep to work.
26:36I get to sleep in an extra hour.
26:37Fawn's got the clock to 100.
26:39Fuck yes.
26:40Beauty from...
26:41Nothing.
26:41Dad, no, I'm just watching the game.
26:43Yes, with Elena.
26:45Oh, my God.
26:48Oh, my God.
26:49I don't have a fucking boyfriend.
26:51Fuck.
26:55Where has she even been?
26:57Oh, please.
26:58I saw you three days ago.
26:59Single since forever.
27:01Overworked like she has two wicked stepfaces.
27:03Then she gets a man and vanishes.
27:06What a cliche.
27:06I don't have a man.
27:08Hey, kid.
27:09Keep the boyfriend on TV at all times.
27:10Please, Kyle.
27:11Oh, my God.
27:12Guys, he's a customer.
27:13He's not my boyfriend.
27:14I don't have a fucking boyfriend.
27:16Fuck.
27:17Oh, my God.
27:18Oh, my God.
27:19Oh, my God.
27:20Oh, my God.
27:25Oh.
27:28Hiya.
27:36Morning, Scott.
27:37Morning, Kip.
27:38The usual, please.
27:40Yeah.
27:42Extra banana.
27:47I'm not sure what I'm going to do without these on my road trip.
27:49I'm pretty sure they have smoothies in other cities.
27:52Not like these, they don't.
27:56Do you really think this is a secret?
27:59What's a secret?
28:01Nothing's happening.
28:02He's just flirting with me or whatever.
28:04He's straight, I think.
28:06Girl.
28:06There's pasta salad in the fridge.
28:17Chicken, no feta.
28:19Oh, yeah?
28:20Where?
28:20For me.
28:21I made it.
28:25You dead?
28:29I'm not just a pretty face.
28:31Oh, but you're a very pretty face.
28:32What's that?
28:39It's an artist I love.
28:41He has a new shot.
28:42Oh, cool.
28:42Mm-hmm.
28:43I should buy some art.
28:45What?
28:47Hey, I'm not just a pretty face, either.
28:48No, no, no, no.
28:49You're also a very, very hot body.
28:54Oh, my God.
28:56You don't have to do this.
29:09That's cool.
29:12Okay?
29:12This would look great in the living room.
29:22Not on the fireplace wall, but on the way to the bedroom.
29:25I think it would...
29:26Shh.
29:29Sorry.
29:30Sorry, I just...
29:31It's okay.
29:34Maybe we should...
29:35Amazing, isn't it?
29:37Yeah, it's beautiful.
29:38So, are you two just browsing or shopping to buy?
29:44Oh, I think we're...
29:45Yeah, I think we're just browsing right now.
29:47Yeah.
29:48Excuse me.
29:53Sorry, he's not feeling well.
29:54No problem.
29:55I'm, uh...
30:08I'm really sorry.
30:10I thought I could do that.
30:11I really thought I could.
30:13I wanted to.
30:14I just...
30:14It's okay.
30:16No, it's not.
30:19I know, it's not.
30:20Come here.
30:20Come here.
30:21Come here.
30:21Come here.
30:51I mean, it's brutal.
30:52I think I'm cursed.
30:53Cursed?
30:54Like, scary old lady cursed?
30:56I know.
30:57I know it's dumb, but I'm not the only one who's superstitious.
31:02Would you be jealous if I got my smoothies from some other guy?
31:05Maybe.
31:06Probably.
31:08Well, what if I filled you in on all the juicy details?
31:10Like, like how he blended them?
31:12Ooh, what if I actually was a scary old lady?
31:15Or what if you always kind of had one with you?
31:18What do you mean?
31:18Oh, here.
31:25Okay.
31:27Okay, I know it's dumb.
31:29I know it's dumb.
31:30But I saw them at a bodega, and I thought they looked like your smoothie.
31:39I love them.
31:40Yeah?
31:40I love them so much.
31:49Can I fuck you?
31:51Absolutely.
31:51Absolutely.
31:52I love them so much.
31:53Yeah.
31:53I love them so much.
32:09Fuck yes!
32:10That's two times if you say it out loud, it's the curse broken.
32:15Hunter hasn't scored twice in an away game since last season.
32:24What?
32:26Say it out loud.
32:28Say what?
32:31Okay, it's not...
32:33It's... what?
32:37Okay, here's what I know.
32:39Helena.
32:40Shut up.
32:40You're in love with him.
32:41I'm not in love with him.
32:43You are.
32:46Have you at least told your dad?
32:51For how long now?
32:53A little over two months.
32:55Oh, baby.
32:56Helena, okay, you can't tell.
32:59If anyone finds out that it's...
33:00That it's Scott?
33:02Obviously, I'm not going to tell anyone, but Kip...
33:05He can't come out right now, okay?
33:07He really wants to...
33:08It's amazing.
33:11He's amazing.
33:12And I've never been happier.
33:15Honestly.
33:19What's the plan, babe?
33:20I don't know.
33:23I don't know.
33:24What does your dad think?
33:27That I'm fucking some married guy, probably.
33:31I kind of wish you were.
33:32Oh, just don't say that.
33:35Please, just...
33:36Please be happy for me.
33:40I can't wait to see you in a tux tomorrow night.
33:42I am going to be super well behaved for you.
33:45I only care that you're handsome.
33:46You bitch.
33:50Scott's going to be there tomorrow night, too.
33:52Oh, I know.
33:53And he better be ready for me.
33:55Okay.
34:20hey dad oh my god you're not dead no i'm alive well that is a relief i didn't want to have to
34:34call them more you know i miss you i miss you too dad all right yeah you're gonna be making
34:40appearance here at some point in the near future yes i will um i'm gonna come for dinner this week
34:46i promise perfect how's uh how's work well work is fine you know barry's being a pain in my ass but
34:53well barry's an asshole no he hurt his foot so at least it's something new this time
34:58yeah well barry's always been an asshole who taught you to talk like that you did you taught
35:03me to talk like that that sounds about right and um nothing in the mail right kip if there was
35:11something in the mail i would not have forgotten about it i know i know i just figured i'd check
35:16okay don't worry about that okay don't think about that okay it's gonna come when it comes
35:23look i'm not gonna keep you i love you all right you too dad you you too dad what i i love you too
35:30dad there i said it oh my god sorry it's such a struggle okay bye bye
35:35bye
35:42I don't know.
36:12Stop it.
36:35Stop what?
36:39He's here.
36:40You need to chill out.
36:43My God.
36:45Can I have some of yours?
36:47Yeah.
36:48Thanks.
36:52Well, I like our playoff chances this year.
36:54I think we might even get some home ice advantage.
36:56Well, if this guy keeps playing the way he has been, maybe.
37:00What changed?
37:01You mean a nice girl or something?
37:03I think we just finally agreed with the team.
37:05Excuse me, gentlemen.
37:08I think I spotted an old friend.
37:10I'm just ribbing you, Scott.
37:12You know your parents would be so proud of you, right?
37:15Your mom especially.
37:17She would have just been thrilled.
37:20Thanks, Tom.
37:21Thanks.
37:21Excuse me.
37:22Yeah.
37:25Hey.
37:26Okay?
37:27Yeah.
37:28Yeah.
37:28I should be used to it.
37:36Kim, right?
37:39Christopher.
37:40When he's all dressed up.
37:41I'm Elena.
37:42Nice to meet you, Elena.
37:44I'm Scott.
37:44Pleasure.
37:45Scott.
37:46You look beautiful.
37:47You both do.
37:50Sorry.
37:51Yeah, we both clean up pretty well.
37:58Okay, if I go get more drinks, do you promise to start talking, Christopher?
38:01Yes, of course.
38:02Great.
38:03Another beer, Scott?
38:04That'd be lovely.
38:11Are you enjoying the evening?
38:13I am.
38:14Are you?
38:15I'm looking forward to the after party, honestly.
38:22Touched this perfectly.
38:24Thanks.
38:25And thanks.
38:27I mean, you didn't have to.
38:28I wanted to.
38:33Okay.
38:37Elena knows.
38:38I'm sorry.
38:40Yeah.
38:41I kind of got that.
38:43It's okay.
38:44She's, uh, she's discreet, right?
38:46Yeah, totally.
38:47Totally.
38:48I just, I, she kind of figured it out, and I guess I had to tell someone.
38:53It's okay.
38:54Really?
38:55Very.
38:59This is so weird.
39:02Yeah.
39:03We should leave early, as soon as I do my speech.
39:05Eh, not before you dance with me.
39:07Pardon?
39:08I want to dance.
39:10Elena's a killer.
39:12But how could I possibly say no?
39:19So, what are your intentions with my kid?
39:22I'm serious.
39:24He's crazy about you.
39:26I'm crazy about him, too.
39:27I really am.
39:29He's also miserable.
39:32Are you miserable, too?
39:35No.
39:38Wait.
39:39What do you mean?
39:41Nobody wants to be kept a secret.
39:42He's not.
39:43He is.
39:46Eyes on me, handsome.
39:47I'm doing my best.
39:52I, I love him.
39:53I just can't do better right now.
39:55I, I've been honest.
39:58I know.
39:59And he's so in love with you that he'll put up with it.
40:04But it's killing him.
40:11I'm not saying any of this to be mean.
40:13I'm really not.
40:14And you seem great.
40:15But he's great, too.
40:22He deserves the best.
40:26He deserves sunshine.
40:38And so do you.
40:45It's my birthday on Sunday.
40:50I know.
40:51I've already got the key to her lined up.
40:53Surf and turf.
40:55Because we're not choosing.
40:58You know, uh, the Kingfisher?
41:00It's the bar I told you about where I watch all your games?
41:03Mm-hmm.
41:03A couple of my friends are throwing me just like a little party there.
41:08It's not even really a party.
41:10It's just hanging out or whatever.
41:12Right.
41:12It's a, it's a gay bar.
41:15But it's not a club.
41:17It's just a bar.
41:18It's honestly more of a hockey bar now, thanks to me.
41:21It's too.
41:21And I was thinking that you could just come as my friend.
41:26As somebody who buys smoothies from me.
41:28I mean, Maria knows.
41:29My friend Sean knows.
41:31They know that you buy smoothies from me.
41:34I can't.
41:41I can't do that.
41:45I wish I could.
41:46I want to.
41:49I want to tell everyone.
41:52I want people to know you're mine.
41:54That I love you.
41:57I love you too.
41:59Soon, maybe.
42:04I mean, in a few years.
42:09I know, I know how it sounds.
42:11But it'll go by quickly.
42:13I promise.
42:15And then we can be normal with, like, like other people.
42:22I read what you said in your speech tonight.
42:26And I know that they're your family and that you feel responsible for them.
42:31And I get that, Scott.
42:32I really, really get that.
42:35But I have a family too.
42:40And I keep lying to them.
42:42And I don't want to.
42:46And I miss them.
42:47I miss my dad.
42:51Sorry.
42:52That's not what I meant.
42:53It's okay.
42:54I know what you meant.
42:54I'm going to go home tonight.
43:03I need to.
43:31Thank you for coming.
43:35For those of you who've attended before,
43:38feel free to ignore my sob story and go straight to the bar.
43:42But for those of you who don't know it,
43:44here's the short version.
43:47My parents were both junior hockey coaches,
43:50and they were hit by a drunk driver when I was 12 years old.
43:57Mercifully for them, they died instantly.
43:59Mercifully for me, the St. Thomas Scholarships existed.
44:06I didn't have anybody else to help me.
44:11I had a lot of memories, a love of hockey,
44:13and a huge hole in my heart.
44:17St. Thomas filled it with hope,
44:20the hope of a new family.
44:23Things weren't always easy.
44:25You know, they never are for anybody.
44:27But in hockey, I found what I was missing.
44:32First at my high school, then later at college,
44:35and now here with the Admirals.
44:37And I never looked back,
44:40because I never had to.
44:44The family I craved, the family that I needed,
44:47that I still need today,
44:50hockey gave it to me.
44:52And St. Thomas gave me hockey.
44:57So from the bottom of my heart,
44:59I want to thank you all for being here tonight,
45:01and for supporting this cause,
45:03because it's not just a scholarship,
45:05it's everything that comes with it.
45:08It's a whole world, a whole life.
45:10It's, uh...
45:12It's everything.
45:14It's everything.
45:18Get up.
45:35Hey, Dad.
45:37Can't buy you the prodigal son,
45:38returned home.
45:39Look, I got, uh,
45:41send the mail here for a certain someone,
45:43and it's pretty heavy.
45:45I don't want to...
45:47Hey.
45:54Hey.
45:55My boy.
45:57Come here.
45:58What's up?
45:59Whoa.
46:01Hey.
46:01I'm sorry.
46:03What?
46:03You got nothing to be sorry for, silly.
46:07Ooh.
46:09Ooh.
46:14Hey, come here.
46:15Here we go.
46:15Oh, he's there.
46:16Oh, he's there.
46:17Wow.
46:18Oh, wait.
46:18No, wait.
46:19Here's a pretty funny thing.
46:21And a bullfucker ride.
46:22Congrats, welcome.
46:23Oh.
46:26Hey.
46:27Good dress, man.
46:57Let's go middle fucking game.
46:58Yeah.
47:00Yeah, totally.
47:01I'm going to sleep.
47:31Tie me up with dark love.
47:34Shiver down my empty spine.
47:37Oh, what's the price of being young?
47:42I think her lips are close to mine.
47:48Her eyes are loosely gone.
47:51Painted nails have fallen off.
47:54I think her lips are close to mine.
48:01I'm going to sleep.
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