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Aired (December 6, 2025): Tutukan kung sino-sino nga ba sa mga 'It's Showtime' host ang mananalo ng iba't ibang parangal sa kauna-unahang 'It's Showtime Awaaard.'
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00:00:00Butlam people, welcome to It's Showtime!
00:00:08Await!
00:00:10With your hosts, Oppa Ryan Band and anti-girl Jackie Gonzaga
00:00:16with GMA Primetime Princess Barbie Forteza!
00:00:30What's up, Paglao! People!
00:00:53How are you feeling today?
00:00:56Wow, Jackie! English?
00:00:58How are you palang English?
00:01:00English naman yun!
00:01:01Para sa'yo, baka mahirapan ka, ma-stress ka pa.
00:01:04Abangan mo to.
00:01:05Okay.
00:01:06How are you feeling today, Madalang people?
00:01:08Me, I'm not feeling any pressure right now
00:01:12because I'm your host, Jackie Gonzaga!
00:01:18A bright morning to our respected Madalang people!
00:01:23I'm your Opang Malakadang host, Ryan Band!
00:01:27Ah, lumalaban ka!
00:01:30Excuse me.
00:01:31Ah, sorry.
00:01:32Ah, yes?
00:01:33Sorry.
00:01:33English mode po pala dito, no?
00:01:35Pagka-awarding.
00:01:36Okay, sorry, sorry.
00:01:36Let's go, Barbie.
00:01:37It is my honor and privilege to be sharing the stage with you two.
00:01:44Ataki?
00:01:44I am Barbie Forteza.
00:01:47I love it.
00:01:48Sarat lang!
00:01:49Ayun naman!
00:01:50Syempre, lalaroin natin doon, di ba?
00:01:52Yes!
00:01:52Syempre, hindi naman akong kukunin ko, host, kundi laruto, di ba?
00:01:56Tama!
00:01:56Kaya huwag na tayo magpanggap dahil malalang bardahan ang bibigyan natin ng pag-ilala sa prestigyoso at playtime nating paggawad ng parangal dito sa...
00:02:07It's Showtime Awards!
00:02:09Ngayong araw nga, isa-celebrate natin ang Showtime Corps ng bawat host.
00:02:17Babalikan natin ang ilan sa mga kamalian, kalukohan, at tatak na moments ng Showtime hosts.
00:02:25Marami tayo dyan.
00:02:27Marami talaga.
00:02:28Yes!
00:02:28Parang manonominate ba?
00:02:30Yes!
00:02:30Pwede may chance.
00:02:31Pwede na o.
00:02:33At dito sa Showtime Award!
00:02:37Award!
00:02:37Award!
00:02:38Kasi may R. Gusto ko mahaba.
00:02:40Ah, okay.
00:02:40Special ka niya.
00:02:41Award!
00:02:42Ilalabas natin ang mga resibo ng memorable moments o pangyayaring nahagip ng kamera.
00:02:50Kaya good luck sa hosts!
00:02:54Samonsaring award-giving body ang nagawad ng best variety show sa It's Showtime!
00:03:03Oh!
00:03:03Jackie at Ryan, ano bang masasabi niyo dito?
00:03:06Ay, syempre isang karangalan na binibigyan ng ano, ng mga award.
00:03:11Yes!
00:03:12Best variety.
00:03:13Moonly awarded.
00:03:15Lagi tayo pinipili sa mga universe, city, mga school.
00:03:18Universe, city, universe.
00:03:21Tama naman, tama din.
00:03:23Super appreciate natin yun.
00:03:25Appreciate at tinatangkilit pong maraming maraming salamat po.
00:03:28Maraming salamat po.
00:03:29Sagi, dapat pupuntaan mo sila isa-isa next year.
00:03:32Ay, talaga ba?
00:03:32Oo, patanggas.
00:03:33Oo, walang problema.
00:03:34Syempre, pasasalamat natin yun.
00:03:36At marami po talaga tayong pinagdadaanan.
00:03:40At napapa-throwback pills tayo kanina sa opening.
00:03:43Hatid ng El Gama Penumbra.
00:03:46Maraming maraming salamat po.
00:03:47At eto na nga, dahil hindi na namin maantay ang iba pang awards, kami na ang mag-a-award sa aming mga sarili kayong araw na to.
00:03:58Ang atan na to ng tayo.
00:03:59Yes, tayo tayo na to.
00:04:01Award, award na lang tayo.
00:04:02Yes, love your own.
00:04:04Ika nga nila, di ba?
00:04:06Minsan kasi kailangan mong ma-realize na dapat minamahal mo rin ang sarili mo kapag di na kaya ibigay ng iba.
00:04:15Ah, pinariringgan ka niya na para bang may pinaghugutan ka.
00:04:21Hindi ako, para sa'yo yun.
00:04:22Ah, para sa'yo.
00:04:23Pinaparinig ko para sa'yo para hindi mo makalimutan.
00:04:25Kaya nga, ba't ikaw nagbibidaw ako yung nag-hugot?
00:04:27Oo, hindi naman para mag-away pa tayo.
00:04:29May short pa.
00:04:30Baka may hugot ka din.
00:04:32Hindi, eto nga ang gusto kong ihugot, di ba?
00:04:34Dahil baka maging emotional pa tayo dito.
00:04:36Simulan na natin ang awarding para sa unang award.
00:04:40Please welcome our first presenter, Ms. Angeline Quinto.
00:04:54Bakit may lasing ang aga-aga?
00:04:58Aga siyumata.
00:05:00Oo.
00:05:01Alauna palang nakatagay na.
00:05:04Pagpasensyahan nyo na po.
00:05:06Madlang people!
00:05:07Madlang people!
00:05:10How so...
00:05:11Ano po?
00:05:14Ano?
00:05:14Ha!
00:05:16Hackdog!
00:05:19Dahil yan po ang unang award natin ngayon.
00:05:22Maliban kay Ryan, marami pa tayong hindi nagigets sa mga banat ng mga showtime hosts natin.
00:05:29Di ba, Ryan?
00:05:31Yes, alam na alam ko yun.
00:05:32At ang Hackdog Award ay dedicated para sa mga hosts na puro bulol.
00:05:37Mispronouncing at mga pangungusap na di maitawid.
00:05:44Here are the nominees.
00:05:51Ann Curtis.
00:05:53Dahil sa isang kasayaw.
00:06:03Dahil sa isang kasayaw.
00:06:06Kasayaw.
00:06:07Kasayaw.
00:06:08Give me your finest take, Philip Bignone
00:06:22Philip Bignone
00:06:24Philip Bignone
00:06:26Philip Bignone
00:06:28Bignone
00:06:30Mignone
00:06:32John
00:06:34Vong Navarro
00:06:40Anong Emoji? Emoji?
00:06:44Emoji
00:06:46Emoji
00:06:48Emoji
00:06:50Emoji
00:06:52Emoji
00:06:54Emoji
00:06:56Sean Dominguez
00:07:00Ito na ang ika 4 na weekly finalist mula sa Novalesnews Season City
00:07:09Novalesnews Season City
00:07:15Athena Umanto
00:07:17Jackie Gonzaga
00:07:20Let's do it again for the first Perpetuality's Choice Award.
00:07:29Perpetuality's Choice Award.
00:07:31The Perpetualites yun.
00:07:32I Perpetualites.
00:07:35Perpetualites.
00:07:37Ulit.
00:07:41Vong Navarro.
00:07:43Again?
00:07:44Reach for the moon.
00:07:46If you miss, you will land among the stars.
00:07:49Okay.
00:07:49Reach for the moon.
00:07:52If you miss, you will land among the stars.
00:07:55Among the stars.
00:07:59Tumagap!
00:08:00Mangarap ka!
00:08:01Seriously!
00:08:03Sabi niyo bang na marap.
00:08:04Reach for the moon.
00:08:06If you miss, you'll land among the stars.
00:08:09The stars.
00:08:10The stars.
00:08:13Patayo yun ang papa mo!
00:08:15The stars!
00:08:15Jackie Gonzaga.
00:08:20At dahil nga, nagong ang para si Nadreda.
00:08:24At dahil nga, nagong ang pares.
00:08:27Nina Melissa and Ross.
00:08:29Hindi nagong.
00:08:32At dahil nga, nagong ang para si Nadreda.
00:08:36Oh no!
00:08:37Oh no!
00:08:38At dahil nga, nagong ang pares.
00:08:42Oh no, no, no, no, no.
00:08:45Oh no!
00:08:47Nina Melissa and Ross.
00:08:49Hindi nagong.
00:08:50Oh no, no, no, no, no.
00:08:53Nagong.
00:08:54Nagong.
00:08:55Nagong.
00:08:55Nagong ang ang.
00:09:25And Curtis, na naman ang wageng pagtatanghal ay nakatanggap ng kabuang, kabuang, markang, kabuang, markang, samnapot lima, bahagdan.
00:09:55Wow!
00:10:00O, sinang bet n'yo?
00:10:02Bong Navarro ako.
00:10:03Buong Navarro!
00:10:04Kay Sean ako.
00:10:05Ay!
00:10:07Ay!
00:10:08Ay!
00:10:09Ay!
00:10:10Ay!
00:10:11Ay!
00:10:12Ay, pero iba rin yung Pinaymbig nun!
00:10:13Yes!
00:10:15Ah!
00:10:17Patlabi mo, sinang bet n'yo!
00:10:19Oh!
00:10:22Bong Navarro ako, buong Navarro ako!
00:10:25Very good luck, ah.
00:10:27And the Hong Kong Award goes to...
00:10:35John Hilario and Al Cortez!
00:10:38Wow, it's a tie!
00:10:40Congratulations!
00:10:41Congratulations!
00:10:42Congrats!
00:10:43Did you feel a big nod?
00:10:45Umabot sa United Nations.
00:10:47Nag-usapan, nag-senate hearing.
00:10:49Congratulations, sir.
00:10:50Wow!
00:10:51Bert, ang gabin mo yung award mo, sir.
00:10:54Anong entry ni Anne yung nanalo?
00:10:58Ay, ang dami niyang entry.
00:10:59Alin doon?
00:11:00Ano yung pangalawa niya?
00:11:02Kabwa?
00:11:03Kabwa?
00:11:04Kabwa?
00:11:05Lasingin.
00:11:07Grabe si John, isang entry lang panalo, no?
00:11:11Um...
00:11:13Of course.
00:11:19Ah, hindi...
00:11:21Hindi ko akalain na...
00:11:24Iiyak na yan!
00:11:27Iiyak na yan!
00:11:28Iiyak na yan!
00:11:29Iiyak na yan!
00:11:30You deserve it!
00:11:31Iiyak na yan!
00:11:32Well deserved!
00:11:33Iiyak na yan!
00:11:34Iiyak na yan!
00:11:35Of course, ah, of course,
00:11:37Gusto ko pasalamatan ng Showtime Family!
00:11:39For...
00:11:40For...
00:11:41For appreciating my...
00:11:43For appreciating my...
00:11:44For appreciating my...
00:11:46For appreciating my...
00:11:48Filimik nun!
00:11:49Siyempre gusto ko yung ishare to sa kasama kong nanalo!
00:11:54Ann Curtis!
00:11:55Ah...
00:11:56Saka rin talaga ang kabwa!
00:11:59Ah...
00:12:00Thank you!
00:12:01Ah...
00:12:02Ah...
00:12:03Thank you!
00:12:04Ah...
00:12:05Salamat!
00:12:06Ah...
00:12:07First award ko sa Showtime to!
00:12:11Hindi...
00:12:12Hindi man ako...
00:12:13Na...
00:12:14Nonominate...
00:12:15Bilang...
00:12:16Best host!
00:12:17At least nakatanggap mo mo!
00:12:18Woo!
00:12:19At dahil German lang people...
00:12:23Meron kayong tagi-isang filmik nun!
00:12:26Ah...
00:12:27Ah...
00:12:28At may kasamang...
00:12:30Four-week ras!
00:12:31Ah...
00:12:32Mag-salamat po, Showtime!
00:12:33Thank you!
00:12:34I love you!
00:12:35Woo!
00:12:36Yes!
00:12:37Congratulations, Kuya Zong!
00:12:38At dahil absent na naman si Ate Ann ngayon...
00:12:42Ah...
00:12:43Ako po muna ang tatanggap ng kanyang award...
00:12:45Para makapag-promote na rin po ako ng pelikula namin, mga kapitbahay!
00:12:48Mga kapitbahay!
00:12:49Showing na po sa lahat ng Sinehan Nationwide ang Happy Home si Diane Hilario...
00:12:54Directed by direct Marlon Rivera.
00:12:56Kasama ko po dyan si Miss Eugene Domingo, Paulo Contis, Luis Alandi, Richard Yap at maraming maraming iba pa po.
00:13:01Ate Vice Ganda, maraming salamat dahil balita ko magpapablack-screening siya.
00:13:05We love you!
00:13:06I love you ate!
00:13:07This is shoot talaga!
00:13:08Yes!
00:13:09Thank you, Showtime! Maraming maraming salamat po siya!
00:13:12Hey!
00:13:13Thank you, Angke! We love you, Anjun Quinto!
00:13:15Thank you, Anjun Quinto!
00:13:16Thank you, Anjun Quinto!
00:13:17At congratulations, Kuya Jong and Ate Anne!
00:13:21Sa hosting po, madlang people, hindi po kami perfect!
00:13:24Mahirap hindi makamali, Jackie, kasi lalo na 6 days a week tayo live for 16 years!
00:13:31Yes!
00:13:32Wow!
00:13:33Kaka walang nomination si Ryan Bangdo!
00:13:35Walang mo!
00:13:36Kasi pag nilakay yung video ko, 2 hours tayo!
00:13:40Isang bong show!
00:13:41Ako everyday yung mali!
00:13:43Hindi!
00:13:44Kaya para sa susunod na award, here's Kailin Alcantara!
00:13:49What's up, madlang people!
00:13:50Hi, Maren!
00:13:51Hello!
00:13:52Ang ganda mo!
00:13:53Mas maganda ka!
00:13:54Okay!
00:13:55Okay!
00:13:56Ito na ako!
00:13:57Ito na ako!
00:13:58Ito na ako!
00:13:59Ito na ako!
00:14:00Ang award na ito ay pagbibigay-pugay sa mga hosts na may magandang hangarin pero kapahamakan ang ending!
00:14:23And the nominees for the Sublay Supremacy Award are...
00:14:30Vice Canada!
00:14:34Ah, stop!
00:14:35For my doggy!
00:14:37Oh!
00:14:40Oh!
00:14:41Oh!
00:14:43Oh!
00:14:44Oh my gosh!
00:14:45Baba na siya!
00:14:46Baba na siya!
00:14:48Baba na siya!
00:14:49Baba na siya!
00:14:50Baba na siya!
00:14:52Oh!
00:14:54Sorry, diya!
00:14:56Ryan Bang!
00:14:57Oh, bakan lang!
00:14:58Let's go and see what's happening.
00:15:00Let's go and see what's happening.
00:15:02I'm excited.
00:15:04I'm excited.
00:15:06Why are you doing this?
00:15:08I'm excited.
00:15:10I'm excited.
00:15:12I'm excited.
00:15:14I'm excited.
00:15:16Oh my God.
00:15:18I'm excited.
00:15:20Julie's a girl.
00:15:22You know what?
00:15:24You know what?
00:15:26You know what?
00:15:28You know what?
00:15:30Wait, wait.
00:15:32Wait, wait, wait.
00:15:34Wait, wait.
00:15:36Wait, wait.
00:15:38Wait, wait.
00:15:40Wait, wait.
00:15:42Wait, wait.
00:15:44Vong na ba?
00:15:46Ang kahon ni Vong.
00:15:48Siyempre kailangan natin
00:15:50ating ceremonial sexy dance.
00:15:52Pampaswarte.
00:15:54Mula ba'y...
00:15:56Mula ba'y...
00:15:58Mula ba'y...
00:16:00Ayun lang.
00:16:02Ayun lang.
00:16:04Nais-stress si mime.
00:16:06Ayun lang.
00:16:08Ang lang.
00:16:10Ang lang.
00:16:12Ito yung anak po, kung ano eh.
00:16:14Yung daming arte sa katawan.
00:16:16And herders.
00:16:18Lisa, Lisa.
00:16:20Tagasan ka ba, Lisa?
00:16:22Cavite po.
00:16:24Huh?
00:16:26Hindi mo mo nakakitasyal kanina.
00:16:28Ano nangyari?
00:16:29Tinanong niya kasi kung tagasan siya.
00:16:31Sumayaw siya walang music.
00:16:33Miss Sayang, di ba?
00:16:34Pag sinasabi natin, tagasan ka.
00:16:37Miss Sayang!
00:16:38Pero inaantay din natin may tukot.
00:16:40Sa Cavite.
00:16:50Vice Ganda.
00:16:52Ulit.
00:16:54I-demo mo na yan.
00:16:55Set, go.
00:16:56Eh!
00:16:57Ulit.
00:16:58Eh!
00:16:59Ayah!
00:17:00Ayah!
00:17:01Ayah!
00:17:02Ayah!
00:17:03Did you play?
00:17:04Vice Ganda!
00:17:05I-do, I-do, I-do.
00:17:06Tuk!
00:17:07Ayah!
00:17:08I-do, I-do.
00:17:09Oh, yeah!
00:17:10Oh!
00:17:11Oh!
00:17:16Oh, yeah!
00:17:18Von Lavao.
00:17:20Jackie Gonzaga.
00:17:22Occy al-cacer.
00:17:23We'll complete the lyrics of the song of Clock9.
00:17:28Don't worry, it's a dream.
00:17:31The body is blank.
00:17:32Sige.
00:17:33Let's go.
00:17:35Let's go.
00:17:36Let's go.
00:17:37Let's go.
00:17:38Let's go.
00:17:39Let's go.
00:17:40Let's go.
00:17:41Let's go.
00:17:42Let's go.
00:17:44Let's go.
00:17:45Let's go.
00:17:46Let's go.
00:17:47Let's go.
00:17:48Let's go.
00:17:49Let's go.
00:17:50Why you called me?
00:17:52Call me!
00:17:53Nasa' yung sa'in!
00:17:54B.
00:17:55A.
00:17:56A.
00:17:57B.
00:17:58Nasa' yung isang ay.
00:17:59Siro yung ay.
00:18:00Nasa' yung isang ay.
00:18:01Siro yung ay.
00:18:02Haka'n.
00:18:03Haka'n.
00:18:11Vulneral.
00:18:12Again?
00:18:13Again?
00:18:43And the Sublime Supremacy Award goes to...
00:18:50Wong Navarro for his Rampananas Sublime!
00:18:54Yes!
00:18:56So proud of you!
00:18:58Congratulations!
00:19:05To God be the glory, to God be the glory!
00:19:08Congratulations, sir!
00:19:10Nakaka-proud ka! Grabe!
00:19:12So hard for this!
00:19:25Wow!
00:19:28Um, one sa lahat, maraming salamat sa nominasyon na to.
00:19:32Sobrang dami po.
00:19:34Hindi ko po na-experience ko sa talang buhay ko nang pumasok ko sa showbiz.
00:19:38Um, 32, 33 years na ako sa industry.
00:19:41Ngayon lang ako nakahawak ng gano'ng award.
00:19:43Kaya salamat sa showtime.
00:19:45At sa kung sino man ang namili nito, hindi kayo nagkakamali.
00:19:49Dahil mas gagalingan ko pa, mas marami pa akong gagawang kasablayan dito sa showtime.
00:19:54Kaya asahin nyo po, 2026, mas marami pa tayo dito!
00:19:58Yes!
00:20:00Yeah!
00:20:02Okay!
00:20:04Thank you! Thank you so much!
00:20:06Miss Kayleen Alcantara!
00:20:08Congratulations, Sir Bong!
00:20:10Matano ko nga Ryan, ano ba kasing nangyari sa inyo ni Chang Ami noon?
00:20:14Ayoko maaalala, pero hindi ko sinasadya.
00:20:16Pero nung each showtime...
00:20:18Ito ma...
00:20:19Ito ma...
00:20:20Ito ma...
00:20:21Ayan na yung next nomination next year!
00:20:23Next year!
00:20:24May nomination yung next year!
00:20:25Ito ma...
00:20:26Mag-Facemask ako!
00:20:27Ito ma...
00:20:28No!
00:20:29Nung galaki showtime, ano nangyari?
00:20:30Ito ma...
00:20:31Tumama yung microphone sa ipinit siyang naawasa!
00:20:33Yung ipinit siya!
00:20:34Nako!
00:20:35Nako!
00:20:36Paakotay!
00:20:37Grabe, hindi ako nakatulog isang linggo!
00:20:40Kaya eto na!
00:20:41Humanta na kayo!
00:20:42Dahil nandito na ang susunod nating presenter!
00:20:46Sir Goss!
00:20:47Abel Goss!
00:21:00Nakalap ng showtime!
00:21:09On camera, operatives o soko ang mga ebidensya ng mga hosts na nasangkot sa mga karumalduman na kasuotan na kailangan ng pagpahingahin.
00:21:23Ang mga nominado na may pormahang kailangan ng mahimnaya sa Dress in Peace Award ay sina!
00:21:38Teddy Corpus!
00:21:45Parang baho ng singit mo!
00:21:47Wow!
00:21:49Walang personalan!
00:21:50Masakit ko na!
00:21:51Walang personalan!
00:21:52Anong gusto man gawin ko dyan?
00:21:54Ano dyan po professional?
00:21:59MC!
00:22:02Yaaaaaay!
00:22:12Hello!
00:22:14My name is...
00:22:15I'm Janice Murado!
00:22:23Kailangan ko sa anak mo!
00:22:24Oo!
00:22:25Napakagaling ng anak mo to!
00:22:27Best friend to Tony!
00:22:28Tinatalo kami!
00:22:34Walang makukuhang papuri sa akin ngayon si Lolo Genggeng!
00:22:37Hindi! Nakita ko!
00:22:40Grabe!
00:22:45So yung ultimate!
00:22:46Yung pinagsama-sama mo yung Genggeng!
00:22:48Oh!
00:22:49Jologs at saka Hypebeasts!
00:22:52Judgment!
00:22:53Oh!
00:22:54Hindi lang masaya ang asawa ko!
00:22:55Akala mo lang hindi siya na masaya!
00:22:56Ah!
00:22:57Pero umasa ka!
00:22:58Pagsara mo ng pinto!
00:22:59Humahagalpakin sa tao!
00:23:00Ha ha ha ha!
00:23:01Ha ha ha ha!
00:23:02Ha ha ha ha ha!
00:23:03Ha ha ha ha!
00:23:04Ha ha ha ha!
00:23:05Ha ha ha ha!
00:23:06Please welcome Mottlou people!
00:23:08Woo-hoo!
00:23:09Sean!
00:23:10And...
00:23:13Vong Navarro!
00:23:15Ha ha ha ha ha!
00:23:17Ha ha ha ha!
00:23:18Ha ha ha!
00:23:19Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
00:23:21Ha ha ha ha ha!
00:23:22Ha ha ha ha ha!
00:23:23Ha ha ha ha!
00:23:27Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
00:23:29Jong Hilaryo!
00:23:30Kinahanap ko kanina yung spills!
00:23:33Hindi ko makita yung prompter!
00:23:34Oh!
00:23:35Dito pala lalabans!
00:23:36Dito pala lalabans!
00:23:37Dito?
00:23:38Dito, kasi lalabans!
00:23:40Dito lalabans!
00:23:41Kanina ba ako nakaganon sa'yo?
00:23:42O!
00:23:43Sa'yo, nasa yung spills!
00:23:44Oh, it's hard for us.
00:23:46It's hard for us.
00:23:48Karil.
00:23:50I'll just call the doctor.
00:23:52Who?
00:23:54Why?
00:23:56Why don't you check up Karil's face?
00:23:58It's not the face!
00:24:00She's the face. Sorry, sorry.
00:24:02I didn't have a face.
00:24:04I said, why are you cemented?
00:24:06You two are cemented.
00:24:08But I'm getting tired.
00:24:14Why?
00:24:16Why?
00:24:18Why?
00:24:20Why?
00:24:22The modern, the new millennium.
00:24:26Why don't you know me?
00:24:30Why don't you know me?
00:24:32Why don't you know me?
00:24:34Why don't you know me?
00:24:36Okay, you're gonna be able to do CR.
00:24:38What's up?
00:24:40Challenge yun?
00:24:44Joke Sugueda.
00:24:50I'm doing it.
00:24:52Thank you, I love you.
00:24:54I'm doing it.
00:25:02I'm doing a Fuji Apple.
00:25:04Joke. Joke. Joke. Joke.
00:25:06Joke. Joke. Joke. Joke. Joke.
00:25:08But the entry of the Ogie is good.
00:25:10Ayun, Lolo Gengeng.
00:25:12The rest, yung mga cost, yung mga damit,
00:25:14mga sanarangan ng pagpapatawa.
00:25:16Punishment eh.
00:25:17O, punishment eh.
00:25:18Kato din yun sa'yo.
00:25:19Di ba? Nagpapatawa kayo.
00:25:20Yung kay Ogie, suot niya talaga yung araw.
00:25:22Seryoso eh.
00:25:23Seryoso yun.
00:25:24Serious.
00:25:25Mayan mauso ko si Lolo Gengeng.
00:25:26Hindi. Mahirap na ito, Brett.
00:25:28May stylist pa siya doon.
00:25:30Pinera niya pa seven five per episode.
00:25:32Oye, wag niyo ko panalunin, please.
00:25:34Ayaw ko manalo.
00:25:36Please.
00:25:37Sino kayang nanalo, Sir Gas?
00:25:42Go, Sir Gas.
00:25:47At ang Dress in Peace Award
00:25:50goes to...
00:25:54Joke Sulieta.
00:25:56Yay!
00:25:57Ogie Apple!
00:25:59Ogie Apple!
00:26:01Thank you, Lord.
00:26:03The best!
00:26:04The best!
00:26:05The best!
00:26:06The best!
00:26:07Congratulations!
00:26:08Fuji Apple!
00:26:09The best!
00:26:10The best, the best, pare.
00:26:11Congrats, bro.
00:26:12I'm proud of you, pare.
00:26:13I'm proud of you.
00:26:14Thank you, thank you, thank you.
00:26:18I would like to thank...
00:26:19Thank you, sir.
00:26:20Thank you, sir.
00:26:21Honor.
00:26:22And thank you so much to the staff
00:26:23for making me wear a Fuji Apple costume.
00:26:28Thank you so much.
00:26:29Namimiss ko na.
00:26:30Sana, pagbalik natin next week,
00:26:32magbalik natin yung Fuji Apple.
00:26:34Ayan, ah!
00:26:35Okay, ikaw nag-request yan, ah.
00:26:37Baka may message ka kay Andy.
00:26:38Baka may message ka kay Andy.
00:26:39Message mo kay Andy.
00:26:40Ah, love, ah.
00:26:41Trabaho lang.
00:26:42Ay, napanood yan ng mother-in-law mo.
00:26:44Anong message mo sa mother-in-law mo?
00:26:45Ah, yes.
00:26:46Ah, ah, ah.
00:26:47Ma'am C, ah, I love you so much.
00:26:48I'll see you tomorrow.
00:26:49Ah, Jugs, may request Tita Corrie.
00:26:51Ano?
00:26:52Sa Christmas special, suot mo daw yun.
00:26:54Ito.
00:26:56Buti na lang absent ako sa Christmas special.
00:26:59Tita Corrie, I love you.
00:27:00Thank you so much.
00:27:01Thank you so much, guys.
00:27:03Congratulations, Kuya Jugs.
00:27:04And maraming salamat po.
00:27:05So, Gus Abelka.
00:27:06Congratulations.
00:27:07Congratulations.
00:27:08Congratulations.
00:27:09Eh, ito naman ang susunod.
00:27:11Please welcome E, Amina and Petir.
00:27:20Wow.
00:27:21Ganda.
00:27:23Sabo.
00:27:32What's up, bad drunk people?
00:27:36Di ba si Barney Violet?
00:27:38Oh.
00:27:39Oh, Violet.
00:27:40But naging pink.
00:27:41Baka nagpalitan ng damit.
00:27:43Fuji Abel din.
00:27:44Dahil 16th anniversary nyo, nagdala ko ng e-bike.
00:27:50Dragon fruit.
00:27:51Ang award na ito ay para sa mga sumubok pero hindi nagtagumpay ang joke.
00:27:58Konting katahimikan lamang.
00:28:02Hello.
00:28:03Nakikiramay po kami sa mga joke na naiba to.
00:28:08Heto na ang mga nomendado para sa natutulog ba ang joke award.
00:28:14Award.
00:28:22Ann Curtis.
00:28:23Lagi kang panalo, no?
00:28:24Bakit?
00:28:25Dahil wala pa rin tatalo sa Ataska.
00:28:27Gusto ko yung joke mo.
00:28:30Ataska eh.
00:28:31Ano ba?
00:28:32Kape ka ba o Ataska?
00:28:34Ikaw na lang walang entrian.
00:28:35Anong oras yan?
00:28:36Ikiisip ko.
00:28:37Ikiisip ko.
00:28:38Ano kayo?
00:28:39Yun ba?
00:28:40Ataska yung isang joke na lang kaya?
00:28:42O?
00:28:43Sipusabi at saka?
00:28:45Ano?
00:28:46Slow lang kami.
00:28:47Hindi na namin na guess.
00:28:49Kimchu.
00:28:51Uy! Magluluto din ako!
00:28:53Ano?
00:28:54Andyan na kasi...
00:28:55Ay hindi ako magluluto!
00:28:57Magsasot kasi ako ng damit ngayon kasi medyo mainit.
00:29:00Ano sasot mo?
00:29:01Shindo ko.
00:29:02Ay!
00:29:04Ano? Magluluto ako kasi gusto ko ng pag-aing maalat.
00:29:07Ashindo ko.
00:29:09Wala!
00:29:10Wala!
00:29:11Salamat mo!
00:29:12Mas bagay yun.
00:29:13Tyron!
00:29:14Ako!
00:29:16Pinakamabilis na pangalan yan.
00:29:17Bakit?
00:29:18Tyron, Tyron, Tyron, Tyron, Tyron, Tyron, Tyron, Tyron, Tyron.
00:29:21Tumatalon kaya siya?
00:29:22Ano?
00:29:23Kasi Tyron.
00:29:24Huh?
00:29:25Tyron.
00:29:26Tyron!
00:29:27Hala yun!
00:29:28Talon yun!
00:29:29Ikiisip niya!
00:29:30Kapan meron kayong topa?
00:29:31Oo.
00:29:32Kantahan nyo lang,
00:29:33O California!
00:29:35Kuys!
00:29:36O California!
00:29:37O California!
00:29:39Pag may topa ka.
00:29:40Iuli!
00:29:42Uy!
00:29:43Gusto kong tampa!
00:29:45Okay ka lang, Amy!
00:29:49Kirill.
00:29:51Are ready na ako? Are ready na ako?
00:29:52Okay.
00:29:53Syempre ngayon, di ba?
00:29:54NBA Finals Game 2.
00:29:55Siyempre, Bulls.
00:29:57Huh?
00:29:58Bakit?
00:29:59Kasi pag magkasama ang Bull at Bull.
00:30:01Bull!
00:30:02Pag magkasama ang Bull at Bull,
00:30:03Bulak Bull!
00:30:05Oh my God!
00:30:06Natakot ako sa pag magkasama ang Bull at Bull!
00:30:09Oh my God!
00:30:10Daniel!
00:30:12Natakot kami sa job mo!
00:30:14Pag magkasama ang Bull at Bull ay Bull at Bull!
00:30:17Why how may your life ever?
00:30:19Bungin dahil!
00:30:20Vong na Bottle!
00:30:22Vong na Bottle!
00:30:24Souffle!
00:30:25Alam mo yung Souffle?
00:30:26Hindi po!
00:30:27Pag nagbayad ka!
00:30:28Ay, Souffle yun!
00:30:29Ay, Souffle!
00:30:30Souffle yun!
00:30:31Souffle yun pag sa buhok yun!
00:30:32Souffle yun!
00:30:33Yung may straw, inom ka!
00:30:34Ha?
00:30:35Hindi yun yung pag sinapal mo, Souffle!
00:30:37Dapat sagutin mo muna isa!
00:30:38Oh!
00:30:39Oh!
00:30:40Oh!
00:30:41Oh!
00:30:42Oh!
00:30:43Ano yung entry mo?
00:30:44Ah!
00:30:45Kasi ang layo din ng muna...
00:30:47Ha?
00:30:48Hahahaha!
00:30:49Sa entry ako baka mo!
00:30:51E!
00:30:52Tama lang naman pala kaming wari-o, ginasapawa ka.
00:30:54So dream cake?
00:30:55Ano?
00:30:56Kasi meron akong entry din.
00:31:00Ryan Bang
00:31:01Anong prutas ang nasa korte?
00:31:04Avocado?
00:31:05Hahahaha!
00:31:07Abocado!
00:31:09Saan lumiliko ang spaceship?
00:31:12Satern!
00:31:13What are the two sandwiches?
00:31:20Two?
00:31:23What kind of grass is not going to be able to get out of here?
00:31:28We're so hungry. We're so hungry.
00:31:31We're going to be able to get out of here.
00:31:33What?
00:31:34Pagong!
00:31:36Huh?
00:31:39Agong isda!
00:31:41I thought it was a two-week show.
00:31:50My kareel!
00:31:51Kareel!
00:31:52Kareel!
00:31:53Kareel!
00:31:54Kareel!
00:31:55O.G. O.G. O.G.
00:31:56O.G. O.G. O.G.
00:31:57Bull plus Bull, you're only going to equate.
00:31:59Yes, Michael Jordan's for you.
00:32:04And then the joke award goes to...
00:32:08Ryan Bang!
00:32:11And thank you for all her natutulog pa!
00:32:15Jokes and dreams!
00:32:17Grabe!
00:32:18Ang sakit dito for kareel!
00:32:19Oo!
00:32:20Pisa lang humirit eh!
00:32:21Grabe!
00:32:22Ibig sabihin may chance pa ako maging kumijante!
00:32:25Congrats Ryan, Kimmy!
00:32:27Thank you!
00:32:28Thank you so much!
00:32:29Nakakaiya!
00:32:30Kasi alam nyo madalang people,
00:32:31bako ako matulog, hinahanda ko joke araw-araw pag binibita ako,
00:32:34alam nila lahat!
00:32:36Alam ng lahat ng host joke!
00:32:37Kaya, lagi na mamatay yung joke ko!
00:32:40Ayan!
00:32:41Pero, gusto nyo pa last joke?
00:32:43Yes!
00:32:44Okay!
00:32:45Anong award lagi nagsasori?
00:32:48Ano?
00:32:49Patawad!
00:32:53Sa'yo nga yan!
00:32:54Sa'yo yan!
00:32:55Sa'yo talaga yan!
00:32:56Patawad!
00:32:57Patawad!
00:32:58Patawad!
00:32:59Nagayin mo sa kinto!
00:33:00Patawad!
00:33:01Patawad!
00:33:02Thank you!
00:33:03And of course, in behalf of Kim Chiu,
00:33:05we're going to accept the award for her ballet jokes!
00:33:09Thank you!
00:33:11Ay, yami na may movie ka!
00:33:12Yes po!
00:33:13Of course!
00:33:14December 25,
00:33:15kasama po kami kay Meme at Ms. Nadine Luce,
00:33:18ang Call Me Mother po!
00:33:19December 25!
00:33:20Metro Manila Film Festival!
00:33:22Official Entry!
00:33:23Diba, Meme?
00:33:24Agagaling!
00:33:25Agagaling!
00:33:26Agagaling!
00:33:27Agagaling!
00:33:30Congratulations!
00:33:31Thank you so much!
00:33:32Thank you!
00:33:33Thank you!
00:33:34Okay!
00:33:35Please welcome our next presenters!
00:33:36Ralph De Leon and Sneer!
00:33:45Arjak naman yung anak ko, oh!
00:33:52Pwede na rin magkaw ng tito ko, no?
00:33:54Pag may pupunta ko!
00:33:55Okay!
00:33:57What's up, Mudlamp people!
00:34:02Yes!
00:34:03Ang next award natin ay tinatawag natin,
00:34:05Gina Gina Alahar Award.
00:34:07Ito ay award para sa waginang can't say no challenge.
00:34:11Lahat ginagawa para sa mga madla.
00:34:13Go lang ng go,
00:34:14na para bang iiwan ang mga diyowa kapag di sumunod ng utos.
00:34:17Kaya naman gusto namin sabihin na you're seen.
00:34:20You're appreciated at occasionally pinagtatawanan ng mudlamp people.
00:34:23But that's part of your charm.
00:34:25Kaya here are the nominees.
00:34:30Augie ang kasin.
00:34:32Wuuu!
00:34:34Huuu!
00:34:47Huuu!
00:34:48Nagpalagay ako ng serum ulit.
00:34:49Sapagat, gusto kong bumata ulit.
00:34:52Pwede!
00:34:53Pero parang kulang pa!
00:34:54Oh!
00:34:55Oh!
00:34:56Yeumag papahit!
00:34:57Mas madaming serum, mas madaming sweldo.
00:35:07Paano mag R&B yung tunog?
00:35:10Balan.
00:35:12Paano kung si Gary V ang gumawa niyan?
00:35:19Paano naman kung si Eric Santos ang boses ng tren?
00:35:22Ohhhh!
00:35:26Ay, paano naman!
00:35:32Jackie Gonzaga.
00:35:35Bigyan mo nga siya ng isang pasapog dyan na dance number.
00:35:39Let's go, Jackie!
00:35:53Kasi nagmamadali doon.
00:35:56Gusto mo naman pumunta doon?
00:35:57Oo!
00:35:58O punta ka doon, go.
00:36:00Ginawa mo lang kung gulap ka!
00:36:09MC.
00:36:12MC kung sasayawan mo siya, ano ang sasayawan mo sa akin?
00:36:14Ay, iba!
00:36:18Sayaw mo, sayaw ni Gina parengyo!
00:36:22Level 2
00:36:25GWAJKA
00:36:27LASI
00:36:28TAON BLINK
00:36:30NO!
00:36:31HURå¾€ BLINK!
00:36:32HELFEL
00:36:36CHIOH
00:36:37LASI
00:36:38Dranme
00:36:51Annie Perez
00:36:57With an average score of 94.4%
00:37:03Ang Vago Bauer, kasalukuyang kampyo!
00:37:08Kumapit na kaya, 2-bis-a-bis-a!
00:37:09At Kenneth Carrico!
00:37:12With an average score of 94.4%
00:37:16Nakahiga!
00:37:18Luzon of Visayas
00:37:21Shhh!
00:37:23Chow!
00:37:23Chow!
00:37:24Chow!
00:37:26Chow!
00:37:27Chow!
00:37:29Sabi si Chow!
00:37:30Kaya mga bata!
00:37:32Kasama pala natin si Chow!
00:37:34Ganon ang modern hostie!
00:37:36Ginoon ba yun?
00:37:36Oo!
00:37:37May top shot!
00:37:38May top shot!
00:37:40And the Gina Gina Alawar!
00:37:51Alawar!
00:37:54Sorry ulit!
00:37:55And the Gina Gina Alawar award goes to...
00:37:59Ogie Alcacen and Jackie Gonzaga!
00:38:08It's the time!
00:38:10Congratulations!
00:38:11Di ba nagbayad ka para makuha ng award?
00:38:13Mabuti na lang mayaran sila!
00:38:16Grabe!
00:38:17Oh bro!
00:38:18Oh grabe!
00:38:19Kanina pa ako nanonominate!
00:38:20Grabe!
00:38:21Iba ko nananahal!
00:38:22Congrats!
00:38:22Ang pinag prayer meeting niya ito para makuha ng award na ito.
00:38:25Pero I feel bad for Jackie ah!
00:38:27Oo!
00:38:27May katay siya eh!
00:38:29Kaya nga!
00:38:29Sir Oggy!
00:38:30Hindi ko narinig yung pangalan mo!
00:38:33Masali ako Sir Oggy!
00:38:34Salamat ako!
00:38:35Lito na dito!
00:38:36Parang ayaw mo!
00:38:38Congrats!
00:38:38Congrats Sir Ogs!
00:38:40Sige ikaw mo na!
00:38:41Ah gusto ko lang po magpasalamat!
00:38:43Maraming maraming salamat madlang people!
00:38:45It's showtime!
00:38:46Sa parangal po na ito!
00:38:47Alam niyo po talagang ginagawa ko lahat!
00:38:50Ginagawa ko lahat!
00:38:51Ganon po talaga pag nagmamahal,
00:38:53ibibigay mo lahat ng kaya mo!
00:38:54Bye!
00:38:56Period!
00:38:57Period!
00:38:58Ang ganda ng speech mo!
00:38:59I thank you!
00:39:00Ikaw naman po!
00:39:01Alam niyo po ito isang testimonya
00:39:03ng pagtsatsaga at pagpupursige!
00:39:08Totoo po ito!
00:39:09Mantakin ninyo sa napakaikling panahon!
00:39:12May award na po ako!
00:39:14Di ba?
00:39:14Ang bilis!
00:39:15Yan ay nagpapatunoy na talagang ako ay
00:39:18Ano nga ba ang award to?
00:39:20Gina G!
00:39:22Oo!
00:39:22Pero totoo po yun madlang people!
00:39:24Lahat ay gagawin ko!
00:39:25Ako ay Gina G!
00:39:26Para sa madlang people!
00:39:28At para sa aking showtime family!
00:39:30Maraming salamat!
00:39:31More awards to come!
00:39:33Well deserved!
00:39:34Well deserved!
00:39:37Congratulations!
00:39:37Buya Omi and Jackie!
00:39:39Maraming salamat!
00:39:41Ngayon naman palapakan po natin
00:39:42ang napakaganda nating presenter!
00:39:45Meggie!
00:39:48Wow!
00:39:49Ay solo lang siya!
00:39:51Ay oo!
00:39:51Nagigito!
00:39:52Attitude!
00:39:53Tumatitude!
00:39:54Ayos umama dun sa dalawang komedyante!
00:39:56Marami!
00:39:57Nakala mo hindi pitid yung pantalon niya ngayon!
00:40:02Magandang tanghali!
00:40:03Wow!
00:40:04What's up madlang people!
00:40:07Okay!
00:40:07Ang blow up award ay binibigay sa...
00:40:09Ay nagtatakalok na pala si Lebron!
00:40:11Di si Lebron!
00:40:11Di si Lebron!
00:40:11Di si Lebron!
00:40:12Di si Lebron!
00:40:12Di si Lebron!
00:40:13Ay talo kita kagabi!
00:40:16Okay!
00:40:16Ang blow up award ay binibigay sa host
00:40:19na may di magandang nakaraan!
00:40:21Ngunit may makapanindig balahibong face card!
00:40:26Ngayon!
00:40:27Eto na!
00:40:28The nominees are...
00:40:29Teddi Corpans!
00:40:49Makiyah!
00:40:49Walang magawalang jawah!
00:40:51Awaka mwaginah!
00:40:57Mwaginah!
00:40:57Mwaginah!
00:40:58Von Levaro
00:41:03What's up, mother people?
00:41:23John Hilario
00:41:25Maraming maraming salamat ng palatino ng ng Sheikon
00:41:28Love, love and peace
00:41:30Fuck it free
00:41:34Oh, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang
00:41:41Alam Tosu Uweta, congratulations
00:41:49Nice job
00:41:50I got to go
00:41:52Best D-H-I-S
00:41:53H-I-S-E.
00:41:54Bye!
00:41:55Bye!
00:41:56Yes!
00:41:57The president of the company,
00:41:58Wow!
00:41:59And now,
00:42:00Thank you!
00:42:01Bye!
00:42:02Wow!
00:42:03What's beautiful?
00:42:04I don't know.
00:42:05I don't know.
00:42:11Wow!
00:42:23Let's go.
00:42:26Let's go.
00:42:31Bye!
00:42:32Bye!
00:42:33Bye!
00:42:34If you're not so proud,
00:42:35you're not so proud.
00:42:36No.
00:42:39And the Glow Up Award goes to
00:42:42the one and only
00:42:44VICE!
00:42:45Yay!
00:42:46You're so proud!
00:42:48You're so proud, Red!
00:42:49Wow!
00:42:50Wow!
00:42:51VICE!
00:42:52VICE!
00:42:53VICE!
00:42:54VICE!
00:42:55VICE!
00:42:56VICE!
00:42:57VICE!
00:42:58VICE!
00:42:59VICE!
00:43:00VICE!
00:43:01VICE!
00:43:02Kung samahan niyo,
00:43:03ito wala na yung transformation mo.
00:43:04Graz, Graz!
00:43:07Alam mo, nakakatawa sana
00:43:08tong award nito.
00:43:09Pero isang,
00:43:10pasakit din yung,
00:43:11hindi pa na-awart yung chowa mo,
00:43:12pupulong sa'yo.
00:43:13Babe, parang ikaw to.
00:43:15Sabi, eh?
00:43:16Wala kang rasol?
00:43:17Oo!
00:43:18Wala kang rasol yun!
00:43:19Tapos,
00:43:20I'm like, babe, it's like...
00:43:22Thank you so much for your acquaintances,
00:43:27for your new changes.
00:43:33There are things we don't have to stop at the end.
00:43:37We just suddenly know,
00:43:40oh, it's new.
00:43:43So,
00:43:45nakakataba po ng puso na kinikilala nyo ang mga munting pagbabago
00:43:51sa aking itsura.
00:43:53Ngunit gusto kong i-ally ang award na ito
00:43:57sa isa pang kasamahan
00:43:59na pakiwari ko ay napagkaitan ng hustisya.
00:44:04Dahil feeling ko,
00:44:06kung tamang entries ang ibinigay,
00:44:09maaring siya ang nanalo.
00:44:11Pero dahil ninakawan siya ng tamang entry, hindi siya nanalo.
00:44:15Kung nakita sana natin...
00:44:18Ganyan!
00:44:20Ganyan!
00:44:21Eh, ganyan!
00:44:22Kung nakita sana natin,
00:44:24nakita lang kasi natin yung before.
00:44:26Oo.
00:44:27Pero yung now,
00:44:28kung makita mo,
00:44:29ay, ang lucky pala talaga ng change.
00:44:31Ibang klaseng glow up.
00:44:34Kung nakita nyo, ito na siya ngayon,
00:44:36hindi pa pa siya mananak.
00:44:38Teddy!
00:44:41Teddy!
00:44:42Teddy!
00:44:43Teddy!
00:44:44Teddy!
00:44:45Teddy!
00:44:46Teddy!
00:44:47Teddy!
00:44:49Teddy!
00:44:50Nagdatasan ako sana si Bong Navar.
00:44:53Inaaalay ko sa'yo ang award na ito.
00:44:56Mula sa baby, isa ka ng jablo.
00:44:59Oy!
00:45:02I love you, Mother Sheetang!
00:45:03I love you!
00:45:05Grabe!
00:45:06Wow, tawang tawa!
00:45:07Kala mo, ang ganda mo rin ngayon!
00:45:09Biyos ko!
00:45:10Nagganya ka pang damit,
00:45:11nagbuka kang baklang celery.
00:45:15Pero maraming salang...
00:45:16Kasi sa'yo, ina-okay na yan!
00:45:17Ina-okay na yan!
00:45:19Tagapin mo!
00:45:20I would like to thank Dr. Vicky Bello for all the wonderful changes.
00:45:27At Panginoon, maraming maraming salamat sa araw-araw na ibinibigay mo sa akin para makapagtiris pa.
00:45:37Thank you very much.
00:45:38May this be an inspiration to everyone na hindi pa huli ang lahat.
00:45:43Kaya pa natin gumanda.
00:45:45Tandaan nyo, basta may bello, may gaganda sa mundo.
00:45:50Yes!
00:45:55Congratulations, Pomeme!
00:45:58At dahil dyan, magbabalik pa ang...
00:46:01It's Showtime Award!
00:46:06Nagbabalik ang...
00:46:09It's Showtime Award!
00:46:11To present the award, here are Ms. Ian Mina and Ms. Chanda Romero!
00:46:27Welcome to Showtime!
00:46:29Call Me Mother represent!
00:46:31Hello everyone!
00:46:35This next award is for those moments na hindi ka siyang basta mga salita lamang.
00:46:42Dito, nagkakapisikalan na talaga.
00:46:44Wow!
00:46:46Babala, huwag po itong gagayahin lalo ng mga bata.
00:46:50Ito ang Physical Hosting Award.
00:46:52And here are the nominees.
00:46:53Vice Ganda, Vong Navarro, John Hilario, MC.
00:47:08Yeah!
00:47:10Okay, ganyan!
00:47:12Okay, ganyan!
00:47:14Ah! 10 points!
00:47:1510 points!
00:47:16Para maranasan mo lahat ng ginagawa nila sa akin!
00:47:19Kailangan ipasa ko na sa iyo ang corona ng mga sakit ng katawan.
00:47:23Natutulog ka na naman.
00:47:25The music...
00:47:27You're wrong!
00:47:30Ito pa rin yung offer na namin.
00:47:32Kasi yung...
00:47:34Vice Ganda, Vong Navarro, John Hilario.
00:47:38Hahahahaha!
00:47:40Naka-e-ba!
00:47:44Naka-e-ba ka!
00:47:46Uy, pagganu seyan sa tayo!
00:47:49Mamaya, mamaya, mamaya!
00:47:51Mga wudit ayy!
00:47:52Check, check.
00:47:53Mamaya, mamaya, mamaya!
00:47:54Go!
00:48:00Ah, ah, ah!
00:48:03What?
00:48:04Ah, ah!
00:48:05He he he he!
00:48:06.
00:48:20.
00:48:25.
00:48:31.
00:48:33.
00:48:36Aaaaah!
00:48:37Aaaaah!
00:48:38Aaaaah!
00:48:39Aaaaah!
00:48:40Aaaaah!
00:48:43Aaaaah!
00:48:44Aaaaah!
00:48:45Aaaaah!
00:48:46Aaaaah!
00:48:47Aaaaah!
00:48:48Aaaaah!
00:48:49Price Ganda, Lassie.
00:48:51Walang magbabagod ako, talaga magbabagod ako sa kamila nito!
00:48:54Isang kapak!
00:48:55Ay!
00:48:56Sinapalagan ko, kapater!
00:48:57Paano'y pagdidiwang ang Pasko kung hanggang ngayon ang mukha mo?
00:49:00Undas pa rin!
00:49:01Ah!
00:49:02Ah!
00:49:03Eh, pinabalik ah!
00:49:04Guna, gulig!
00:49:06Ulimpaling!
00:49:07Ang sa sabay, diba?
00:49:08Paano'y magdidiwang ang Pasko kung hanggang ngayon ng mukha mo?
00:49:10Undas pa rin!
00:49:11Diba, di ba?
00:49:12Paano'y pagdidiwang ang Pasko kung hanggang ngayon ang burukha mo yung undas pa rin?
00:49:15Unao!
00:49:17Ah!
00:49:18Pagpupapit!
00:49:19May task!
00:49:20Pwede palit!
00:49:21Palit?
00:49:22Sila sino wala lilas!
00:49:23Nangiiiwa!
00:49:24May pangudahan!
00:49:26Aaaaaah!
00:49:27Alah!
00:49:28Masaket!
00:49:30Masaket din oto ha?
00:49:31Oo!
00:49:32Ay ay ay, sabahin!
00:49:33You need to move your doors with your doors.
00:49:35You need to kill your doors.
00:49:40I see!
00:49:43VICE GANDA, VONG NAVARRO, JOHN HILLARYO, KIM CHU
00:49:47Oh, oh.
00:49:48Kailangan!
00:49:50Hey!
00:49:51Hey!
00:49:52Hey!
00:49:53We have a Chinese family here!
00:49:55We have a problem.
00:49:57We have a problem.
00:49:58We have a problem.
00:49:59We have a problem.
00:50:00It's a problem.
00:50:02Cusay!
00:50:03Where are you?
00:50:04How are you doing?
00:50:05How are you doing?
00:50:06How are you doing?
00:50:07How are you doing?
00:50:08What do you want?
00:50:09I'm your wife!
00:50:10MCN LASI
00:50:11MCN LASI
00:50:12MCN LASI
00:50:13MCN LASI
00:50:17MCN LASI
00:50:20Mem Claudia
00:50:23The
00:50:23Him
00:50:40That motion
00:50:45MCN LASI
00:50:47There's no way to fight!
00:50:49There's no way to fight!
00:50:55Vice Ganda, Vong Navarro, John Hilario, MC, Lassie, Aion Perez, Derek
00:51:03Ah, wait a minute!
00:51:05He's going to die!
00:51:07He's going to die!
00:51:13He's going to die!
00:51:15He's going to die!
00:51:17He's going to die!
00:51:19He's going to die!
00:51:21He's going to die!
00:51:23He's going to die!
00:51:33And the physical hosting award goes to...
00:51:37Vice Ganda, Vong Navarro, and John Hilario!
00:51:43Yes!
00:51:47Well deserved! Well deserved!
00:51:48The physical hosting royalty!
00:51:49Wow!
00:51:51Ah!
00:51:53Sambon!
00:51:55Sambon!
00:51:57Sambon!
00:51:59Okay, what's going to happen?
00:52:01What's going to happen?
00:52:03You're a little bit there!
00:52:05You're a little bit there!
00:52:07What's going to happen?
00:52:08What's going to happen?
00:52:09Totoyo!
00:52:10Totoyo!
00:52:11Kasi nasabi mo kasi!
00:52:13Anong gagawin natin?
00:52:15Anong gagawin natin?
00:52:16Anong gagawin natin?
00:52:17Anong gagawin natin?
00:52:18Anong gagawin natin?
00:52:19Miss Chanta!
00:52:20Miss Chanta!
00:52:21Miss Chanta!
00:52:22Thank you, Miss Chanta!
00:52:24Tato tayong nanalo!
00:52:26Yes!
00:52:27Salamat!
00:52:28Kala ko dalawala yung award!
00:52:29Thank you!
00:52:31Salamat!
00:52:32Thank you!
00:52:33Um...
00:52:34Um...
00:52:35Um...
00:52:36Um...
00:52:37Sorry...
00:52:38Di namin akalain na matatanggap namin yung award na to
00:52:40kasi um...
00:52:41Sobrang mahal namin ng isa't isa.
00:52:43Kaya never namin sasaktan ang bawat isa.
00:52:45May mga pagkakataon na...
00:52:48Masakit na talaga.
00:52:52Pero tinitiis namin sa ngalan ng pagpapatawa.
00:52:56Mahirap gawin yung...
00:52:59Ginagawa namin kay Vice.
00:53:02Kasi...
00:53:03Galing sa puso yun.
00:53:06Gusto niyo pa makita yung sample?
00:53:09Sample!
00:53:10Sample!
00:53:11Sample!
00:53:12Sample!
00:53:13Sample!
00:53:14At dahil 16th anniversary...
00:53:16Kaming tatlong magtututulong-tulong.
00:53:18Miss Chanda sa gitna.
00:53:20Oh!
00:53:21Miss Chanda!
00:53:22Miss Chanda!
00:53:23Miss Chanda!
00:53:24Sample!
00:53:25Sample!
00:53:26Sample!
00:53:27Sample!
00:53:28Sample!
00:53:29Sample!
00:53:30At...
00:53:31Ayun po.
00:53:32Maraming maraming salamat.
00:53:33Madlang people...
00:53:34Sa bawat tawa...
00:53:36Hagalpak at palakpak nyo sa mga sandaling sugatan at nasasaktan ako.
00:53:40Salamat sa pagmamahal nyo.
00:53:42Yes!
00:53:45At...
00:53:46Makakaasa kayo...
00:53:47Next week, mayroon uli.
00:53:50At...
00:53:51Sana eh...
00:53:52Patuloy niyong suportahan yung mga ginagawa namin dahil nage-enjoy din po kami talaga.
00:53:57Yes!
00:53:58Masakit pero...
00:53:59Nage-enjoy din po ako.
00:54:02Nage-enjoy din po ako.
00:54:03Dinis na niya nga kayo.
00:54:05Sample!
00:54:06Sample!
00:54:07Sample!
00:54:08Sample!
00:54:09Sample!
00:54:10Nakagaon, Ogie.
00:54:12Maraming salamat po.
00:54:13Miss Chanda!
00:54:14Thank you, Miss Chanda.
00:54:15I heard may movie po kayong dalawa.
00:54:16Ay!
00:54:17Kasampaling ka!
00:54:18Kasampaling ka!
00:54:19Siya talaga ang queen of physical hosting.
00:54:22May movie po kayo sa December 25.
00:54:24Please watch...
00:54:25Call Me Mother!
00:54:26Yay!
00:54:27With my...
00:54:28Statin Lustre!
00:54:29Directed by June Robles Lana.
00:54:31I'm so excited!
00:54:33And I'm sure...
00:54:34Lahat kayo tatawa.
00:54:36Paminsan-minsan kukuritin ang puso nyo.
00:54:39So...
00:54:40December 25!
00:54:41Thank you very much, Miss Chanda!
00:54:43Iya!
00:54:44Thank you very much!
00:54:45Thank you!
00:54:46Showtime!
00:54:47Happy anniversary!
00:54:48Call Me Mother!
00:54:49December 25!
00:54:51Congratulations!
00:54:52Well-deserved award indeed!
00:54:54And for our next presenters,
00:54:56please welcome,
00:54:57Petit at isa sa pinakamahusay na aktres
00:55:00ng aming henerasyon,
00:55:01Kailin Alcacara!
00:55:09Chicha!
00:55:10Ang laki ng sopa!
00:55:11Hindi!
00:55:12Si Petit yan!
00:55:13Ang galing ni Kailin o!
00:55:15Bakit?
00:55:16Nakakakaladkad siya ng sopa ng mata nila
00:55:18kaya aktres!
00:55:19Si Petit yan!
00:55:20Si Petit yan!
00:55:21Nanay ko po ito!
00:55:23Yes!
00:55:24Checkered pa pala yung damit po!
00:55:25Ang laki ng maletan!
00:55:26Kasi maletan!
00:55:29Okay!
00:55:30Ang susunod na pakikilala ay
00:55:32iginagawad sa host
00:55:34na may pinakatumatak na quotable quotes.
00:55:38Here are the nominees for the Worship Wisdom Award!
00:55:42Kim Chu!
00:55:53Sa lahat ng bagay,
00:55:54pag wala ng sagot,
00:55:55ibig sabihin nun,
00:55:56silence means yes!
00:56:01Vice Canada!
00:56:02Kung may tatandaan mo ito,
00:56:04darating sa buhay mo,
00:56:05mapupunta ka sa isang posisyon
00:56:07kung saan mo minsan nilagay ang ibang tao.
00:56:13Kim Chu!
00:56:15Kasi di ba nga sabi,
00:56:17experience is the hardest teacher.
00:56:20Kasi nga,
00:56:21it will give you that test first before the lesson.
00:56:28Vice Canada!
00:56:29The world is a shared world.
00:56:32Walang isang taong nagmamayari lang nito.
00:56:35So hindi rin pwedeng,
00:56:36hindi ko trip yung mga bakla.
00:56:37Wala kayong magagawa.
00:56:38Dahil yung mga bakla,
00:56:39sa ayon sa gusto nyo,
00:56:40ay bahagi ng mundong gagalawan nyo
00:56:42noon, ngayon,
00:56:43at sa susunod pang mga araw.
00:56:48Kim Chu!
00:56:51Lower your expectation.
00:56:53Because if you expect too much to that person,
00:56:56at the end of the day,
00:56:57ay ikaw pa rin ang mong sasaktan.
00:57:00Grabe! Ramdam na, Ramdam ko naman yun!
00:57:03Vice Canada!
00:57:06For me naman,
00:57:07the greatest form of love
00:57:08is fighting for it
00:57:10to the last moment.
00:57:14Hanggang sa dulo.
00:57:16Kahit ang sakit-sakit na,
00:57:17at ang hirap-hirap na.
00:57:19Diba? Parang Pilipinas, diba?
00:57:21Kahit ang hirap mong ipaglaban,
00:57:22pipiliin at mamahalin pa din kita.
00:57:25Yeah.
00:57:28Bong Navarro.
00:57:31Aka, aking kasabihan,
00:57:32tandaan nyo lagi ito.
00:57:33Crash is...
00:57:34Is...
00:57:35Paghah...
00:57:36Crash is...
00:57:37Paghah...
00:57:38Paghah...
00:57:39Paghah...
00:57:40Okay, okay.
00:57:49And the Word of Wisdom Award goes to...
00:57:51Ako yan, since wala si Kimcho aking na to.
00:57:56Bong Navarro!
00:57:57Paghah!
00:57:58Paghah!
00:58:00Paghah!
00:58:01Paghah!
00:58:02Paghah!
00:58:03Ang ganda yung mga entry ko!
00:58:04Paghah!
00:58:05Paghah!
00:58:07I'm so sorry.
00:58:11I'm so sorry.
00:58:12Bukunin ko lang yung award ko. Wait lang.
00:58:16Mag-ingan ka, baka matapaka uli.
00:58:18Hanggang dito may corruption, may nakawan, pati award.
00:58:24Oh, tingnan mo.
00:58:25Ang swerte mo pong, ikaw nananalo, nag-awired pa sa'yo, labubo.
00:58:29Hindi labubo, sipit it yan.
00:58:31Sipit it yan.
00:58:32Sabi ka, ang tari, yung labubo nag-awired.
00:58:35Um, una sa lahat, hindi ko yung na-expectong award na to.
00:58:39Talaga?
00:58:41Ganda yung mga entries ko, oh.
00:58:43Dito ko na patunayan na hindi mo kailangan mahaba magsalita.
00:58:47At mahaba yung sasabihin mo para ikaw ay magmarka sa mga tao.
00:58:51Ba't kayo mo lang sinabi sa'kin?
00:58:53Nagtaong ko nang ginagawa yun, ngayon ka lang nagpaalala sa'kin.
00:58:56Ay, ko na naalala eh.
00:58:57Tsaka naalala ko ng bata pa ako.
00:58:59Kasi meron akong crush dati.
00:59:02Eh, hindi niya ako pinapansin.
00:59:05Kasi meron siyang ibang gusto.
00:59:09Kaya naisip ko siguro, pag crush mo isang tao,
00:59:12huwag mo na sabihin totoo nararamdaman mo kasi masasaktan ka lang.
00:59:16Kaya naisip ko yung salitang, crush is paghanga.
00:59:20Kaya pag sinabi mo yun,
00:59:22hindi ka na masasak.
00:59:24Ang aam mo na lang yung crush pa.
00:59:25Totoo pala yun?
00:59:26Yes!
00:59:26Oo, kaya para sa inyo to.
00:59:29Crush is paghanga!
00:59:32Yes!
00:59:33Congratulations, Puyabong.
00:59:35Thank you, Betty, Kylie, Barbie.
00:59:37Huwag natin kalimutan ay...
00:59:38Crush is paghanga!
00:59:42Totoo naman, please welcome back, Miss Angeline Plinto!
00:59:45Ayan, no?
00:59:57Parte ng show ang mga pagkakataon na kumurot sa ating mga puso.
01:00:02Moments that make your beloved hosts human.
01:00:05Ito ang Cryan Kayabiyab Award.
01:00:09At narito po ang mga nominado.
01:00:16Augie Alcacid.
01:00:20Anong tumatapos sa isip mo, Augie?
01:00:22Matagal kasi akong hindi ko kasama yung mga anak ko eh.
01:00:25Dalawa.
01:00:26Ilan taon yun?
01:00:27Halos dalawampun taon.
01:00:29Of course, different situation.
01:00:31But, um, as a father, I was trying my best.
01:00:42Um, salamat na lang at ngayon na reunited kami ng panganay ko.
01:00:48But all those years, hirap.
01:00:50Eye on Pest.
01:00:58Wala na yung proud sa akin na.
01:01:04Sa tuwing nakikita niya ako sa TV,
01:01:07araw-araw tuatawag yun ha.
01:01:10Proud na proud ako sa kapatid ko.
01:01:11Si Noy,
01:01:14namabait na bata.
01:01:18Sa panong ramdam ko na
01:01:20yung tao lahat galik sa akin,
01:01:23isa lang yung tao ang naniniwala.
01:01:26Nagiginig sa akin.
01:01:28Ayan.
01:01:28We love you, Ayan.
01:01:35We love you, Ayan.
01:01:37Ann Curtis.
01:01:40Del.
01:01:41Ann Curtis.
01:01:42Para sa iyo,
01:01:42sino mas masasaktan pa yung nagkahihwalay kay Ginalia?
01:01:45I think I'm so lonely.
01:01:46Kasi iyo ko'y ever funny.
01:01:47I think I think as a mom,
01:01:52eventually as they grow up,
01:01:54you have to let them spread their own wings and fly.
01:01:57We love you, Ayan.
01:02:01Vice Ganda.
01:02:04Pag nalulungkot ako,
01:02:06iisipin ko lagi
01:02:07at mahal mo ako.
01:02:08Amo.
01:02:10Ha?
01:02:11Amo.
01:02:16Sorry, minsan pag wala ako.
01:02:18Kasi minsan nalulungkot ako.
01:02:21Kasi naal kalimutan ko.
01:02:23Masaya naman ako nakadama.
01:02:25Masaya din ako.
01:02:32Masaya ang masaya ako po kasama kayo.
01:02:34Kaya minsan nalulungkot ako kasi natatakot ako.
01:02:37Makahit ko na kayo makasama.
01:02:40Kaya ngayon na may pagkakataon ako na makakasama kayo.
01:02:43Gusto ko lang maging masaya.
01:02:46At masaya ako na masaya ka.
01:02:49Lassie.
01:02:51Kung naging malungkot ang journey ko nitong taon na to,
01:02:56kasi nalagasong po ako ng tatay.
01:02:57Tapos,
01:03:04binahakabi.
01:03:08Pero grateful ako.
01:03:11Kasi may work pa rin po ako hanggang ngayon.
01:03:14Kim Choo.
01:03:19Lahat na nangyayari sa buhay natin,
01:03:20hindi naman yun by chance or by accident.
01:03:22But I'm crying.
01:03:24Lahat naman na nangyayari sa buhay natin.
01:03:29It's written.
01:03:31At ginawa na yun bago pa man tayo pinanganak.
01:03:34So, mas madaling tanggapin lahat na bagay.
01:03:37Ryan Bang.
01:03:41Kurado.
01:03:41Ryan.
01:03:44Marami-marami salamat sa'yo lahat.
01:03:47Isang taon ako,
01:03:48naging pamilya ako.
01:03:49People.
01:03:51Tapos,
01:03:53talaga sa akin,
01:03:57ayokong malis.
01:03:58Pero,
01:03:59marami-marami salamat po talaga.
01:04:03Tapos,
01:04:03Kuya pong,
01:04:04Ate Ann,
01:04:05Kuya Kim,
01:04:06Kuya Duke,
01:04:07Ate Karen,
01:04:08Paya Teddy,
01:04:09nalaman naging,
01:04:10kahinga po maging pamilya ako.
01:04:12Siyempre,
01:04:13talaga,
01:04:14Vice.
01:04:23And the Cryan Kayabiab Award goes to,
01:04:30Vice Ganda,
01:04:31Aion Perez and Ryan Bang.
01:04:34Pamilya,
01:04:35Pamilya Award.
01:04:36The Royal Paddy pala to,
01:04:39ah.
01:04:39Hakot.
01:04:40Hakot ang pamilya.
01:04:51Sama mo pa tong isang to.
01:04:53Pala dapat eh.
01:04:54Thank you,
01:04:55Miss Angeline.
01:04:58Thank you,
01:04:59Miss Angeline.
01:04:59Palit tayo, Ryan Bang.
01:05:06Oh.
01:05:10Missa na siya magka-awad.
01:05:12Ibang pangalang,
01:05:12naiskam pa siya.
01:05:14Ayaw magka-apalit.
01:05:15Hindi,
01:05:15hindi, ayan,
01:05:16maraming-maraming salamat sa,
01:05:17Award is Award,
01:05:18siyempre.
01:05:20Nanay ko,
01:05:20matatawa na naman ito,
01:05:22tsaka yung ate ko,
01:05:23siyempre.
01:05:23Kaya,
01:05:24ayoko kumiyak,
01:05:25pero maraming-maraming salamat,
01:05:26dahil,
01:05:28yun nga,
01:05:28tinanggap ako bilang,
01:05:29eto ako ng programang to.
01:05:32Kaya,
01:05:37maraming-maraming salamat po sa inyo lahat.
01:05:41Ako naman po,
01:05:42madalang people,
01:05:43nung 2010,
01:05:45nung nag-burado na ako sa Hurado,
01:05:47akala ko,
01:05:48tapos na po ako.
01:05:50Kaya po ako ng hagulgol,
01:05:52kasi,
01:05:53sa Pilipinas,
01:05:55sila,
01:05:55Mami Baez,
01:05:56at it's showtime.
01:05:57Kayo lang talaga,
01:05:58family ko dito eh.
01:06:00So,
01:06:01pero,
01:06:01ang galing ni Lord na,
01:06:04may mas maganda pala,
01:06:06balita.
01:06:07Hindi ko akalain na,
01:06:09magiging noon time ang showtime,
01:06:10at kukunin ako ng showtime,
01:06:12na magiging party ng host.
01:06:13Kaya,
01:06:15maraming-maraming salamat po,
01:06:16lahat ng buong-buong showtime,
01:06:17at pati kayong madalang people eh.
01:06:20Maraming salamat po.
01:06:22Maraming salamat sa showtime,
01:06:23at least dito,
01:06:24na-appreciate niyo po yung acting ko.
01:06:27Acting lang yun.
01:06:29Hindi siya special jury citation.
01:06:33Hindi,
01:06:34joke lang.
01:06:35Hindi,
01:06:36kaming tatlo nakakatawa.
01:06:37Actually,
01:06:37lahat kami dito sa showtime,
01:06:38maraming salamat sa madalang people
01:06:39for allowing us to laugh
01:06:41and cry
01:06:42in front of you
01:06:44with
01:06:45authenticity
01:06:46and honesty.
01:06:47Maraming-maraming salamat,
01:06:48dahil hindi namin kinakailangan
01:06:49magpanggap at magtago
01:06:51ng mga nararamdaman namin.
01:06:52Malaya kami nakakapaglabas
01:06:53ng damdamin namin
01:06:54dahil mapagkakatiwalaan namin kayo.
01:06:56Dahil madalang people,
01:06:57kayo ang safe space namin.
01:07:01Salamat po.
01:07:02Salamat po.
01:07:03Congratulations.
01:07:05Ati Vice,
01:07:06Kaya Ryan,
01:07:07and Ion!
01:07:09Badalang people,
01:07:11magbabalik pa ang
01:07:13EF Showtime!
01:07:17Thank you very much,
01:07:18Barbie Forteza!
01:07:19Maraming salamat po,
01:07:20Showtime!
01:07:21Happy 16th anniversary!
01:07:23Badalang people,
01:07:24pasasyon na hindi na tayo aapot.
01:07:25Ibibigay namin yung ibang natitirang award
01:07:27sa ibang pagkakataon
01:07:28at yung kabuuan ng pasasalamat namin
01:07:31sa lumipas sa taon.
01:07:32Sasabihin po namin sa lunes,
01:07:34Happy 16th anniversary!
01:07:35Badalang people!
01:07:37Happy 16th anniversary!
01:07:37Badalang people!
01:07:55Badalang people!
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