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00:00The star captain and the guy who's bringing us home
00:03the Stanley, Tyler Carlson.
00:06Whoo!
00:08Boys, this is Kate Martin.
00:10She's your new owner.
00:13You?
00:15You?
00:19Let's get fucked up.
00:21OK.
00:25Excuse me.
00:27Don't touch me.
00:28Ooh.
00:30How about giving some of us a chance?
00:35You're not the only one trying to get a drink here, sweetheart.
00:38Who the hell do you think you are?
00:40You don't know who I am.
01:00Who the hell do you think you are?
01:11Who the hell do you think you are?
01:13Who the hell do you think you are?
01:25That is one tall glass of delicious.
01:27Mm.
01:28You could swallow him whole and still be thirsty.
01:29I'm good with the drinks I've got.
01:33I'm good with the drinks I've got.
01:36Who's she?
01:39Who?
01:40Oh, shut up.
01:41I see your tail wagging.
01:43I don't know, man.
01:45Some nobody.
01:46She was kind of hot, though.
01:47Look, Kate the Great.
01:49If you don't think you have a chance with him, you could just say so.
01:54Please.
01:55I would have that man on a leash in five minutes.
01:57The season starts tomorrow, and we need your head in the game.
02:00I'm not going to fuck her.
02:03Okay.
02:04Let's put some money on it.
02:06$20,000 if you go home alone tonight.
02:10Easy.
02:12Eh?
02:13And you can't just have sex with her in the bathroom.
02:15Okay, not so easy.
02:17You don't think he's a bit out of your league?
02:19No one is out of my league.
02:22But you're on.
02:23My boy.
02:24My boy.
02:25I dare you to prove it.
02:30Ugh.
02:32You're such a bitch.
02:36Watch and learn.
02:39Oh, ain't coming.
02:42Sorry I was so rude before.
02:45I just get, um, impulsive when I drink.
02:50And buy me a shot.
02:55You know, I've never seen you here before.
02:57Used to be my dad's spot.
02:59But enough about me.
03:00I want to hear all about your girlfriend.
03:05I don't have a girlfriend.
03:07You're kidding.
03:09Me neither.
03:11You have so much in common.
03:12I'm not interested.
03:22Not at all?
03:26No.
03:28In fact, I, um, well, I hate hot women.
03:35Yeah?
03:36Yeah.
03:37Mm-hmm.
03:38Yeah.
03:40Huh.
03:42Uh, fuck.
03:43No, I, um, I actually can't.
03:47Okay, what is the deal?
03:48Are you some gigantic, beautiful virgin?
03:50You know, you really should learn some respect.
03:52Look, I didn't exactly come here for your personality, and I definitely didn't come over here for a lecture. So kiss me, you idiot.
03:59I said no.
04:00Not used to hearing that.
04:01Are you daddy's girl?
04:02Ugh.
04:03My dad's dead.
04:04Ow.
04:05No.
04:06No.
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04:32No.
04:41Oh, my God.
04:54I wasn't expecting to see you here. I would have cleaned up.
04:58Where else would I be, Kevin? We're co-owners now.
05:02My dad left me his share of the tea. Dream come true.
05:06Yeah, for both of us. Yeah, because there's nothing the Blades need more right now
05:10than some woman who knows nothing about hockey bossing them around.
05:14Distracting them. Dressed like some sort of, uh...
05:18Kevin? We're cousins.
05:22It's never gonna happen. Step cousins. There's no shared blood.
05:26Whatever. Let's get this shit sure on the road. Hey, fellas, bring it in.
05:34Alright, there is Donovan, Chris, Kyle, Eli,
05:38Sammy, and last but not least, the
05:42star captain and the guy who's bringing us home to Stanley,
05:46Tyler Carlson!
05:50Boys, this is Kate Martin, okay?
05:54She's your new co-owner. Now, Kate here
05:56doesn't know that much about hockey, okay?
05:58So we're gonna have to bring her up to speed a little bit, yeah?
06:00And what the hell is she doing with the Blades?
06:02She inherited her father's shares.
06:06She started three beauty brands before the age of 20 and has her MBA from Brown.
06:12And she's your boss.
06:14So maybe it's you who needs to show a little bit of respect.
06:16Yeah, well, we're trying to win a championship here.
06:20We don't have time to teach some woman how to play hockey.
06:24Perfect. So we'll just skip that part and go straight to the part where you shut the fuck up.
06:30This is my rink now.
06:36Yeah, we'll see about that.
06:38Why didn't you tell me you played for the Blades?
06:42Why didn't you tell me you were the new co-owner?
06:44Has anyone ever told you you always have something to say?
06:46It's a very annoying quality.
06:48You seemed to like it enough last night.
06:50If you know what's best for you, you won't mention whatever that was to anyone.
07:00You know, I can tell when I'm having an effect on someone.
07:04You tell me you don't want me?
07:06Not at all.
07:09The only reason we almost kissed last night was because I was dared to.
07:16Not true.
07:18I will do anything for a dare.
07:20Whatever you say.
07:22But, uh...
07:23The only reason that we didn't kiss last night was because my friend dared me not to.
07:29If I wanted to, we would've.
07:31Okay.
07:32Captain Fuckboy.
07:34I would do anything for a dare to.
07:37I believe that you believe that.
07:40But I was the one in control last night.
07:43And guess what?
07:45I still am.
07:47Don't worry.
07:48I'm not trying to get kicked off the team for corrupting the Blade's new pretty little princess.
08:00Princess.
08:01Yeah.
08:02The hat.
08:03The nails.
08:04The shoes.
08:05The overall attitude.
08:06What?
08:07You need me to keep going?
08:08You wish you could corrupt me.
08:09But I'm not interested.
08:10Superstar.
08:11Hmm.
08:12You're a bad liar, princess.
08:13Hmm.
08:14Hmm.
08:15Hmm.
08:16How about this?
08:17From now on.
08:18You're a bad liar, princess.
08:19Hmm.
08:20Hmm.
08:21How about this?
08:22From now on.
08:23I dare you.
08:24To stay away from me.
08:25I dare you.
08:26To stay away from me.
08:27And I'll stay away from you.
08:28Deal?
08:29Hmm.
08:30Hmm.
08:31Hmm.
08:32Deal.
08:33Deal.
08:34You're a bad liar, princess.
08:43How about this?
08:46From now on,
08:48I dare you
08:50to stay away from me.
08:54And I'll stay away from you.
08:57Deal?
09:01Deal.
09:04Now get dressed.
09:10I just don't know what Coach wants to be.
09:12It's like,
09:13what else do I need to do
09:14to show him I can be captain?
09:20Hey.
09:23If you want to talk to her so bad,
09:25just go do it.
09:26No, man.
09:27I don't want to talk to her.
09:34But maybe I should at least go tell her
09:39that this is supposed to be a player's bar, right?
09:41I'll just go tell her that.
09:42So what?
09:55The stadium wasn't enough?
09:57You need to come hang out at our bar, too?
09:58Get over yourself.
10:00I'm meeting someone.
10:01You know,
10:02technically,
10:03it's supposed to be just players.
10:05No front office.
10:07Well, you didn't have a problem
10:08when my dad came here.
10:10Yeah, well,
10:10that was different.
10:14Your dad was the best.
10:19You talk to all your bosses this way,
10:20Mr. Carlson?
10:22Do you try and take home
10:23all your employees,
10:24Miss Martin?
10:24Only the really stupid ones.
10:28Huh.
10:30Whatever, princess.
10:34Whatever,
10:35superstar.
10:46Shit.
10:47Oh, well, well.
10:48Look who it is.
10:50I thought you two hated each other.
10:52We were just talking about...
10:54Kitty K,
10:54we've got to talk some business,
10:55so it's a little crowded in here,
10:58so why don't we go talk
10:59somewhere private?
10:59Yeah?
11:01Yep.
11:03Hey, not too many, all right?
11:04All right.
11:05All right.
11:05What do you say, boss?
11:16Let's just cut to the chase here.
11:17All right?
11:18We both know the blades are a...
11:20A sinking ship?
11:21A waste of time.
11:22A pitiful excuse for my dad
11:23to miss every milestone
11:24in my life.
11:26On the fast track to bankruptcy.
11:28Okay?
11:29Season ticket sales
11:30are at an all-time low.
11:31Our sponsors are dropping like flies.
11:33So?
11:34We need a rebrand.
11:35And lucky for you,
11:37that's my specialty.
11:39No, no, no.
11:40Not a rebrand.
11:43We need to sell.
11:44Look, Kate,
11:48we both know your dad
11:49didn't do us any favors
11:50when he gave you his shares, right?
11:52So I'm thinking you and me,
11:53we just take this little piggy
11:54down to the butcher shop
11:55before there's no meat left
11:56for the two of us.
11:59Or,
11:59we do something to raise the value.
12:02Believe it or not,
12:02some of us are actually capable
12:04of accomplishing things.
12:06No offense here, Kitty,
12:07but I'm not really looking
12:08for the lady perspective here.
12:10How are you still single?
12:12Oh, Kitty,
12:14don't tempt me.
12:16Look, okay?
12:17Just sign the papers.
12:19And after the deal's done,
12:21you can go and girl boss
12:22all over some people
12:23who actually want it.
12:25Well, I think the lady perspective
12:26is exactly what this team
12:28needs right now.
12:29There's a whole untapped market
12:30of female hockey fans
12:31that we should be catering to.
12:33Women don't like hockey.
12:35You have no idea
12:36what women like.
12:38Hockey players are hot.
12:42I can sell hot.
12:46I'll give it to you.
12:48You're cute when you're all riled up.
12:53Give me one month.
12:55If I fail,
12:57I'll sign the papers.
13:02Deal.
13:05Shall we seal it with a kiss?
13:07Still your cousin.
13:08Step-cousin.
13:09All right,
13:09it's like a close family friend.
13:12All right.
13:14Kate's got an open net.
13:17Is she gonna make her shot?
13:18I'll take it with you.
13:20She's not Ryan.
13:21Bye.
13:26Bye.
13:33We'll see you soon.
13:35Bye.
13:37Bye.
13:37Bye.
14:07You know, if you want to stare at me all day, you don't need to pretend to work.
14:22I get it.
14:24Amazing there's enough space on the ice between you and your enormous ego.
14:32Why are you on the ice?
14:35Practice doesn't start for an hour.
14:37Well, hockey's not just my job.
14:42Why are you here, princess?
14:44Come to skate with me?
14:47Skate?
14:49No.
14:50I don't.
14:52Wait, wait, wait.
14:53Don't tell me the princess doesn't skate.
14:56Shut up.
14:57How is that even possible?
15:00Your dad was five-time MVP Rick Martin.
15:03I'm aware.
15:10Don't worry.
15:12I'll take it real nice and slow for you.
15:16Shame.
15:16I'm more of a fast and rough kind of girl.
15:22Then we might need a safe word.
15:23Just in case.
15:28Maybe next time.
15:35Hey.
15:35Hey.
15:35I dare you.
15:43Whoa.
15:45Oh, my God.
15:47Oh, my God.
15:48I can't believe I'm skating.
15:51Yeah, it only took you 25 years.
15:52You know, this is actually kind of easy.
15:58Oh.
16:00Why are we paying you so much money?
16:02You're just like your dad.
16:04Such a ball breaker.
16:07He understood it, though.
16:08What being on the ice means for a guy like me.
16:15And what's that?
16:17I don't know.
16:19To have somewhere that you belong.
16:21A place where I can show people what I'm made of.
16:26Everyone needs that.
16:30Well, you definitely belong here.
16:36Thank you, princess.
16:37Oh, my God.
16:52Dollar.
16:55Kate?
16:59You good, Miss Martin?
17:00Yeah, just making sure everything's up to regulation.
17:07Yep, seems sturdy.
17:12I'll catch you boys after practice.
17:20Wait.
17:21So you actually want to work with this team now?
17:24Man, one day at the boy aquarium and she's a puck bunny.
17:26I am not.
17:29I just want to prove that I'm capable of running more than just a beauty brand.
17:34And if I get to boss around hot, sexy hockey players in the process, sign me the fuck up.
17:40And proving your pervy cousin wrong isn't so bad either.
17:43Facts.
17:45So, what are we thinking?
17:49Okay.
17:52Sexy calendar.
17:55We'll shoot it here.
17:56I'm thinking shirtless and red heart glasses for February, shirtless and American boxers for July, and shirtless and a Santa hat for Christmas.
18:05Okay, sex appeal.
18:06I'd buy that.
18:08But if you really want women to pay attention, you need romance.
18:13You got to get one of your boys set up with someone famous.
18:20Okay.
18:22Which player?
18:24Obviously the 6'3 sex god half of our fans are already wet dreaming about.
18:31Tyler Carlson.
18:35Absolutely not.
18:36I mean, he would never go for it.
18:41He's one of the most stubborn men I've ever met in my life.
18:44Why not?
18:46He's famously a fuckboy.
18:48And a certified snack.
18:50Just, I don't know.
18:51She's somebody else.
18:54Kate?
18:57Are you into him?
18:59Oh my god.
19:00No.
19:01Of course not.
19:02I can't stand him.
19:04It's okay if you are.
19:06Look, you haven't allowed yourself any real happiness since your dad died.
19:13You deserve whatever you want.
19:16The media would crucify me.
19:19They already think I'm some dumb bimbo, and then I go and sleep with the hottest guy on the hockey team.
19:25I mean, one of the hottest guys on the hockey team.
19:29I don't know.
19:32Okay.
19:35Who do we set him up with?
19:37So, in order to appeal to a brand new fan base, I have scheduled a calendar shoot for all of you guys at my place.
19:44It'll be fun.
19:48And mandatory.
19:49Come on.
19:50Come on.
19:52Guys.
19:53We are entering a brand new demographic.
19:56These ladies want to get to know you.
19:58This is your chance to show them your personality and your assets.
20:02I know you guys don't go to the gym just to be slapping each other sticks around all day.
20:10Aren't you hockey players supposed to be big and strong?
20:14I mean, seriously, are you guys afraid of a little photo shoot?
20:17Look, if we want to get new results, we have to be willing to try something new.
20:21And marketing is all about disruption, and I am trying to make moves here.
20:26Speaking of moves, I want to see you working on your poses.
20:28Come on.
20:30A little creativity.
20:33Let's go.
20:35Hit the showers.
20:44That's a lot of talk, princess.
20:47You gotta be able to walk, too.
20:50Hmm.
20:51Hmm.
20:51You think I'm finished?
21:02Oh, look.
21:03He's right over there.
21:04You're gonna love him.
21:05Wait.
21:06Meet your new girlfriend.
21:08Pop sensation, Nicolette.
21:14Wait.
21:15What?
21:16You're even hotter in person.
21:18I'm a big fan.
21:19Not of, like, the hockey part, but...
21:21I love your Instagram.
21:26Will you excuse us for a second?
21:29Yeah.
21:31Okay, what kind of fucked up power play is this?
21:33This is for the Blades.
21:35An image overhaul.
21:36It's PR.
21:38It's fake, dummy.
21:40You're not actually dating her.
21:42You just need to make it seem like you're dating her.
21:44Oh.
21:45So now you're pimping me out.
21:47Kinky.
21:48Just shut up and look pretty for those cameras.
21:51You too.
21:53Ty, Ty.
21:55Don't tell me you're trying to make me jealous already.
21:58Okay, wow.
22:01We really do look good together, don't we?
22:04You have a good eye.
22:08Nicolette, you don't need to do that right now.
22:10Well, the cameras aren't around.
22:12Look at you.
22:14So protective.
22:16Like a little guard dog.
22:21Maybe I want a touch.
22:23Have you seen it?
22:24So handsome.
22:25Well, boss, thank you so much for the hot date.
22:32This is going to be fun.
22:36Don't worry, little doggie.
22:38I'll take good care of it.
22:40Little doggie.
22:42Come on, guys.
22:55A little energy.
22:56Like you're having fun.
22:58Please.
23:01Is this what you want?
23:05So much for changing the game.
23:07This is what we in the biz call a whiff.
23:15Come on, guys.
23:17Smolder for me.
23:17The camera loves you.
23:19Are they okay?
23:21It's like watching baby giraffes learn to walk.
23:24Yeah.
23:26I'm so fucked.
23:27Okay, who's next?
23:46Oh, my God.
23:52This might be a bust.
23:53I heard someone's on the naughty list.
24:14Very naughty.
24:18Okay.
24:19Show us what you got.
24:20I got a love, love
24:23Yeah, yeah
24:24I got a lot of love
24:27Yeah, yeah
24:28I got a lot of love
24:31Yeah, yeah
24:32I got a lot
24:34Yeah, yeah
24:36Some people say
24:39Money gets you every day
24:43But it don't make me happy
24:47It's not the reason
24:49My heart's seeing
24:51Yeah, yeah
24:52It's what I've got
24:54Yeah, yeah
24:56You couldn't put a bar so bad
24:59Yeah, yeah
25:00Cause I got a lot
25:02Yeah, yeah
25:04Oh, I can't wait to see how all the pictures come out
25:08Also, score, I got Chris' number
25:11You do know you work for the team now, right?
25:15Has anyone ever told you not to mix business with pleasure?
25:18Has anyone ever told you to work hard, play harder?
25:22Bye
25:22Bye, I love you
25:24Love you
25:25I thought you left already
25:42Hmm
25:42I was waiting for my thank you
25:44For doing your job?
25:47For saving your little photo shoots
25:49You're welcome
25:50Fine
25:51On behalf of all the horny housewives in this country
25:55Thank you
25:57Why do you gotta make things so hard all the time?
26:01Oh
26:02You think it's hard now?
26:07You know what I think?
26:10I think you're scared
26:11I'm not scared of anything
26:13Don't make me dare you again
26:15Tyler
26:18I am trying to take my job seriously
26:20I'm tired of waiting
26:23I'm tired of waiting
26:39I'm not going to jeopardize everything that I'm doing
26:45Just for a quick fuck
26:46Who said anything about quick?
26:52Good night
26:53Mr. Carlson
26:55Good night, Miss Martin
27:00You boys killed it last night
27:07And with a full house
27:09Keep it up
27:10And we'll take on the Winter Classic
27:12Then Stanley's office
27:13See all the ladies in the stands?
27:17Guess all we needed to do
27:17Was get our boy a girlfriend
27:19About time we settle down
27:20Okay, okay, okay
27:26Settle down, boys
27:27Look, my marketing might be drawing people in
27:30But it's going to take more than one win
27:32To keep them coming back
27:33Kitty Kate's right, boys
27:36Let's get ready to do it again tomorrow night, yeah?
27:38Alright, we got this
27:39Go, boys
27:40Woo
27:41She does know you guys aren't actually dating, right?
27:58Or is she as crazy as she looks?
28:02Jealous princess?
28:02No, not jealous
28:06Just nauseated
28:09Okay, then
28:11My love
28:13Come here
28:14I miss you
28:16You're so clingy, I love it
28:18Duty calls
28:21Go get your girl
28:23That top really brings out your eyes
28:34Kevin, please
28:36Just ate
28:37Well, I thought I should tell you
28:41I found a buyer for the team
28:43What?
28:45What?
28:45You gave me a month
28:50I mean, my rebrand is working
28:54Did you see the crowds last night?
28:56This much gives us some leverage
28:58I guess they didn't teach you
28:59Buy low, sell high in beauty school, huh?
29:01You want me to sign over my 51%?
29:04You have to honor our deal
29:07Kitty, calm down, okay?
29:09I'll still let you come to practice
29:10Fucking touch me
29:11Hey!
29:18Back off, man
29:19That's how you talk to your owner?
29:22That's how you touch your cousin?
29:24Hey, why don't you go hit the showers, Carlson?
29:27Come back when you learn a little respect
29:29What the fuck is wrong with you?
29:40Look, dude
29:42You can't let this thing with Miss High and Mighty
29:45Keep distracting you
29:46You know I'm rooting for you
29:48Look, there is no thing, man
29:49I told you
29:50Yeah, you told me a whole lot of shit
29:53You think I can't tell by the way you look at her?
29:58I know you, man
29:59You're my brother
30:00And your game goes tits up
30:03When you can't decide about something
30:04So decide
30:07Or are you going to lose us to Stanley?
30:10Jesus!
30:20What the hell is going on in here?
30:24Nothing, boss
30:25Your hand, is it?
30:31It's fine
30:32It's fine
30:32Let me see
30:45Ah, don't
30:53Stop being such a baby
30:54Maybe next time
30:57Handle your shit outside the rink
30:58It's unprofessional and distracting
31:00So this is my fault
31:02Maybe you're not as good of a player
31:05As you think you are
31:06Oh, please
31:06Don't act like you know anything about hockey, princess
31:08You can't even skate
31:09Stop calling me princess
31:11You shouldn't
31:26I know
31:28What the hell is going on in here?
31:46Do you like it with a manta?
32:04I believe I was told to hit the showers.
32:16Okay, but nothing's changed between us.
32:20That was a one-time thing.
32:22Well, I mean, technically it was two times.
32:29Stop.
32:31Stop what?
32:34Looking at me like you've seen me naked before.
32:40Okay, okay, change of plans.
32:51You and I are both going through a lot, and, you know, it's only natural for us to want
32:55to release every now and then.
32:59And this could be that.
33:02But we have to keep it quiet, no one can know, and it's just sex.
33:08You know, I know I'm irresistible and all, but that's got to be record timing, going
33:17from never again to just sex.
33:21Shake on it before your ego makes me want to change my mind.
33:28Pleasure doing business with you, princess.
33:30Where does your team think you are?
33:40With my agent.
33:41You?
33:42PR dinner with Piper.
33:43Perfect.
33:44Guys, I want you so bad.
33:56Not in public.
33:57There's no one around.
33:58Tyler?
33:59We can't.
34:00Just be a good girl and kiss me, okay?
34:04Blades are back and hotter than ever.
34:14Ticket sales soar as their sexy calendar spread goes viral.
34:19What do we say?
34:21I hope you don't mind.
34:43My last thing looks good on you.
34:55Mom.
35:04No.
35:06Bye.
35:08Bye.
35:10Bye.
35:13Bye.
35:17Bye.
35:23seriously thank you for doing all this look i know a hockey bar isn't quite as glamorous as
35:33an oscars after party but still it's been my pleasure
35:37uh i think the paparazzi are gone we don't have to come on tie tie we can quit pretending
35:45isn't pretending the whole point no i mean come on baby pretending that there's not a real
35:53connection between us this isn't real nicoleth you know that right it could be
36:02hey what are you funny i don't see any cameras around
36:09do you mind if i steal him we have some blades business we need to talk about yes
36:14actually i do mind great thank you so much great work tonight
36:19kate where are we going time to go superstar
36:23unbelievable you are the one that said that i had to sell this relationship with nicolette to help
36:32the team well you seemed pretty committed to the bit practically drooling all over him when the
36:37cameras weren't even around you're jealous what no i'm not yes you are kate why can you never just
36:46say what you're feeling tyler you are famous for sleeping around you're a fuck boy sorry
36:55it's called setting expectations
37:00i know that's how people see me
37:07but the truth is kate
37:11i've never felt like this before
37:16i can't get you out of my head i can't even focus on games because i'm too busy thinking about seeing
37:25you after
37:26and if you had waited just two more seconds before dragging me out of there
37:31then you would have seen me turn nicolette down
37:34because i don't want her
37:37i want you
37:40hating each other is kind of our thing
37:55that's why the sex is so good
37:59what if it's not just about the sex
38:04i can't
38:10tell me that you don't want me
38:25and i will never touch you ever again
38:29tyler
38:35ask you
38:42and i will never touch you
38:55know
40:26Do you still hate me?
40:36I've never hated you more.
40:37I've never hated you more.
41:07Good morning.
41:13Good morning.
41:15Last night was amazing.
41:19Who knew the meathead hockey player had a soft side?
41:22Who knew the mean boss lady could be so sweet?
41:38Kate, you really are so...
41:43What's up, Piper?
41:51Code red, bitch!
41:52Nicolette has been calling me since 3 a.m.
41:54Screaming about how she didn't sign up for some love triangle bullshit.
41:58What?
41:58There's a photo of you two cozying up at a bar.
42:01Okay, we'll call you back.
42:07Oh, God.
42:13Trouble in paradise for Nicolette and Tyler?
42:15Things are heating up between the hockey star and his owner.
42:18Fuck.
42:23So all that no-mixing-business-with-pleasure stuff?
42:26Shut it.
42:28What are we going to do?
42:30Okay, this is a PR disaster.
42:32Everyone's gonna think that Tyler is a cheater.
42:34But I'm not.
42:35That shit was fake.
42:37We're gonna lose our new fan base.
42:39Okay, ticket sales are gonna plummet and Kevin will...
42:42I can't afford this right now.
42:47Okay, look.
42:48We will fix this.
42:50Tyler will go to Nicolette, say it was one big misunderstanding.
42:53They'll kiss and make up.
42:54Everyone's happy.
42:56Uh, not me.
42:58I'm not happy.
42:59Tyler, please, you have to do this.
43:04Seriously?
43:04What about us?
43:08What about last night?
43:11It has to be our secret, okay?
43:15No one else can know.
43:21You better have invited me over to apologize.
43:24Look, I'm really sorry.
43:26This whole thing just got blown way out of proportion.
43:29I was just meeting with, um...
43:31with my boss.
43:37Contract dispute.
43:39That's it.
43:41I don't want my boyfriend with another woman.
43:45I'm not your real boyfriend.
43:46Well, I don't want my fake boyfriend with another woman.
43:48The world believes we're real,
43:50and you will not make a fool out of me.
43:52You don't have to worry about anything.
43:55There's nothing going on between Tyler and I.
43:57Right?
44:02Right.
44:03Good.
44:04I wouldn't think he'd be so desperate.
44:11Are those for me?
44:14Uh, yeah.
44:15You're forgiven, bad boy.
44:27Let's not have any more misunderstandings.
44:34Take me to lunch?
44:36Yeah, sure.
44:36You know we can't be seen together.
44:59Oh, I can't do this.
45:01Me neither.
45:02Me neither.
45:02Me neither.
45:06You've got to be kidding me.
45:14Kevin, this isn't...
45:15I see.
45:16So this is why you've suddenly become so invested in this piece of shit team.
45:22You know, Kate, I knew you were loose, fuck God.
45:24Hey!
45:24And I expected as much out of you, Carlson.
45:28But wait until everyone finds out that the new CEO is actually just fucking the star player.
45:33We're not fucking.
45:34Bullshit.
45:37Just tell him.
45:40Like I would ever even go for him.
45:41He's an egotistical fuckboy with the IQ of a hockey stick.
45:46No thank you.
45:50Right, and, uh...
45:52She's a self-obsessed nepo baby who's incapable of real emotion.
45:58So...
46:01I guess we're done here.
46:04You know, it looks like your new fuck buddy isn't really your buddy after all, huh?
46:20You know, Kate, I think it's time to call the quits.
46:23He's right.
46:24You don't belong here.
46:25So just sign the sales agreement, right?
46:28And I'll keep this little indiscretion between you and I.
46:32Yeah?
46:33The press never has to find out.
46:37I want that contract on my desk in 24 hours.
46:39Jesus, Nicolette will not leave me alone.
46:49I mean, this girl is totally delusional.
46:52Who died?
47:00The team.
47:02What?
47:03What are you talking about, the team?
47:04We're being sold.
47:06Apparently all that rebranding shit was just to drive the price up.
47:11Don't give a shit about us.
47:13Wait, wait, wait.
47:14Kate agreed to this?
47:15She's the co-owner, dude.
47:17It was probably her idea.
47:18So what'd you do?
47:21You break her heart?
47:24No.
47:26No, she broke mine.
47:38Tyler, I've been worried sick about you.
47:41Why haven't you been answering me?
47:43We're done.
47:44What?
47:46Yeah.
47:46Because apparently, Kate's not my boss anymore.
47:50Which means she can't tell me what to do.
47:53Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna go tell that to her face.
47:56You can't break up with me.
47:59You're in love with me.
48:01Wait.
48:02Let's talk it out.
48:03Tyler, what are you doing here?
48:24You're selling the team?
48:26What do you care?
48:27And it belonged there anyways, remember?
48:32Also, that's what this is about.
48:33Because I hurt your feelings.
48:35Kate, you called me a fuckboy.
48:36I was trying to keep people from finding out about us.
48:40I didn't mean it.
48:42It doesn't matter.
48:45Okay?
48:45It was either sell or go public on whatever this was.
48:49So you chose your reputation.
48:51That's what it came down to.
48:53You and your image.
48:54I chose the team.
48:56More bad press and it would have ended the Blades
48:58and it would have killed your career.
48:59I did it for you.
49:01You moron.
49:05Because.
49:05Because why?
49:07I don't know.
49:09Because why, Kate?
49:10Nothing.
49:11I'll tell the truth for once in your life.
49:13Just shut up!
49:14I dare you!
49:15Because I love you!
49:16You want honesty?
49:34Well, here it is.
49:38You're an asshole.
49:39And you're rude.
49:42And you're arrogant.
49:44And you have a severe problem with authority,
49:46which I think you should talk to a therapist about.
49:48And you keep pushing me and challenging me
49:51and giving me shit and I never...
49:53I never wanted to end.
49:58When my dad left me the team,
50:10I thought of I said final fuck you to me.
50:15Giving me exactly the thing he abandoned me for.
50:22And now I see it's the greatest gift he could have ever given me.
50:25Because he gave me you.
50:38Are you going to say something?
50:43My boss told me to shut up and listen when she's speaking.
50:51Okay.
50:55I love you, too.
51:20Fuck.
51:21What are we going to tell Nicolette?
51:27I already broke up with her.
51:29You did what?
51:32Now I'm going to have to figure out a way to save the team
51:34and to clean up after your mess.
51:35Well...
51:36Ho!
51:41Yay!
51:47We should have done this in the first place.
51:49Owner and a player fall in love.
51:52It's like a real-life fanfic.
51:54The fairy tale practically writes itself.
51:57With a little help from yours truly.
51:58Of course.
52:00Hey, my baby's a genius.
52:04I'm sorry.
52:05When did this happen?
52:07Well, Kate's not the only one
52:09who can't resist a hockey player.
52:10Well, don't you two look cozy.
52:20Hope this doesn't change our agreement.
52:22Not at all.
52:23In fact, I have a little present for you.
52:26A new sales contract.
52:36You're still selling.
52:38But to me,
52:39I'm buying you out.
52:43You really think you can do this?
52:46There is no better woman for the job.
52:47That's cute.
52:53Your funeral.
52:56Good riddance, creep.
52:58Creep.
52:58Okay.
53:09Can I have my present now?
53:12Merry Christmas, superstar.
53:14Merry Christmas, princess.
53:18Merry Christmas, princess.
53:19Merry Christmas, princess.
53:20Merry Christmas, princess.
53:21Merry Christmas, princess.
53:22Merry Christmas, princess.
53:23Merry Christmas, princess.
53:24Merry Christmas, princess.
53:25Merry Christmas, princess.
53:26Merry Christmas, princess.
53:27Merry Christmas, princess.
53:28Merry Christmas, princess.
53:29Merry Christmas, princess.
53:30Merry Christmas, princess.
53:31Merry Christmas, princess.
53:32Merry Christmas, princess.
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53:34Merry Christmas, princess.
53:35Merry Christmas, princess.
53:36Merry Christmas, princess.
53:37Merry Christmas, princess.
53:38Merry Christmas, princess.
53:39Merry Christmas, princess.
53:40Merry Christmas, princess.
53:41Merry Christmas, princess.
53:42Merry Christmas, princess.
53:43Merry Christmas, princess.
53:44Merry Christmas, princess.
53:45Merry Christmas, princess.
53:46Merry Christmas, princess.