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A meddling teacher tries to get Sean's brother taken off of him, so Sean and his friends must fight back against her in order to stop this from happening.
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00:00all right class remember to be here first thing for the presentation tomorrow not so fast shay
00:16i noticed that you never wrote anything down for what catholic item you will be bringing in for
00:20your presentation tomorrow am i to assume that you haven't got one no i do have one i'll have
00:26it in for tomorrow good if you don't have it you will fail the religious class and you may be kicked
00:32out of school hello yeah it's me aiden your best friend the whole world i was wondering if you
00:43wanted to hang out today aiden i can't i'm watching this film for uni oh really what's the film called
00:51it's it's called forgive me for raping you what that is an actual film by bill zebub about a catholic
01:03priest going and doing the most horrendous thing ever to someone it's horrible i hate it my uni
01:08lecturer is making me watch it is your uni lecturer a paedophile i i think he might be like right i'll
01:17let you get back to it then hit me up later if you want to hang out and i was gonna say enjoy the
01:22film but i really hope you don't to be honest yeah nah i'm not don't worry bill zebub needs to be
01:29fucking arrested jerry oh oh oh my god all right shay buddy how how are you how are you okay what are
01:35you watching this uh nothing it's just a film about a catholic priest uh nothing more no need to look
01:41into it uh i need to go to the bathroom so i'll hear about your date school later okay film about
01:46a catholic priest hello you're coming with me all right class now it is shay lamon's turn to present
01:55let's all hope this goes well for him so my presentation is about this film my older brother
02:01owns about a catholic priest so i hope you'll enjoy it bless me father for i have sinned oh well
02:13i have a confession to make as well what's that father i locked the door when you came in
02:20oh where is it jerry oh shay are you okay what happened to you i got suspended what why because
02:34of your dvd shay you took my dvd into school my teacher wants to see you tonight oh fuck all right
02:44okay all right okay don't worry shay everything's fine i can get it sorted out leave it to your big
02:49bro all right thanks sean of course where is she hello miss killip sean lamond why are you here
03:00well ever since her mum passed away i've been looking after shay so oh okay well that'll make
03:06this even easier then now officer sanchu that is not my name my name is officer manjinder sandu you need
03:15to get it right oh it doesn't matter now arrest this man look this guy right here i would love
03:23to arrest him to be honest with you he and his friends have caused me more pain and turmoil in
03:28this last year than any other individual i have ever known however i don't think i have any cause to
03:34arrest him right now so i can't do that this man and his negligent parenting style caused me to get
03:42in to bother with my boss i may lose my job because of what happened in my classroom today
03:48so he must be arrested well honestly i think you're more at fault for that than he is you should
03:54have supervised the project before you played it in front of a room full of children i think you deserve
03:58to get fired so honestly i'm going to go i have actual crimes to solve goodbye yeah i'm gonna go too and
04:04i'm also putting in a complaint uh with a head teacher about this because i mean i didn't really do anything
04:10wrong like you can't judge my parents in style like yeah you you deserve to get fired bro i'm not
04:14gonna lie oh this is not over yet my first attempt at upholding the law may have failed but my next one
04:23will succeed
04:26hello you won't believe the amount of phone calls we got at the station last night
04:38last night do you ever take a break or a day off or something i get 30 minutes off on sundays
04:44unfortunately that is the time that she is at church
04:48who Caleb the teacher from yesterday that bitch is constant with us whenever there's something wrong
04:54she will harass the station until she gets her way every time so i'm sorry but i need to conduct an
05:00investigation around your home to see that it is fit for a child to live in uh well that's okay like
05:06i mean yeah this is safe so yeah come on in right okay so here's the kitchen uh why is there a ghost
05:13with a chef hitting a spatula on that's jerry he's he's making some food right now jerry say hi to the police
05:20police officer oh jerry man that is real funny uh sean he didn't he didn't say anything what are you
05:31talking about yeah he did didn't you jerry oh whoa whoa you can't say that don't arrest him for that
05:38officer please sean can we can we move on to the next room please yeah yeah sure okay
05:51okay so now we've got my room and my uncle here he's just installing a new ceiling fan for me
05:58this is fucking ridiculous oh this old one needs to fucking go away it's too heavy
06:06okay uh is there another bedroom i can see here uh well there's my sisters but i'd rather you not go
06:11in there to be honest like she might murder both of us if you do that okay so this is the dining room
06:20why are there pillows and a blanket on the table of the dining room well this is where my wee brother
06:24shay's sleeping right now because uh i mean i've not been able to afford like a bed for him yet
06:29uh we're just moving rooms right now you see and his old bed was like disgusting so i had to throw it
06:33out so yeah he's just sleeping on the dining room table right now i'm sorry to say it sean but
06:40you you failed like this is a very very unsafe environment and i'm going to have to file the
06:46paperwork to have your brother taken off of you and put into foster care what no you can't do that to me
06:54i really am sorry i hate giving her the satisfaction of this every single time wait every single time
07:03she's done this before sean she does this all the time okay is that no evidence against why why you
07:11shouldn't take him take him away from me i i don't know if there's evidence for that but i can't give it
07:18to you i'm sorry you're just a civilian no no please i'm sorry sean oh my god
07:28aiden gonna need you to get everyone around here right now it's an emergency
07:34thanks for coming over guys ah no problem sean what's your emergency do you remember our teacher
07:40from high school the religious one miss killip well she is trying to take my wee brother off of me
07:48put me into foster care so she's almost succeeded as well like the police came over and he's failing the
07:56paperwork right now
08:04oh sorry about that shay shay lammond why are you crying man it's nothing caleb oh come on shay
08:12something's wrong you can tell you're old uncle caleb but the police officer said to me that she's done
08:18this before so i'm thinking if we somehow managed to like get into that police station when they're
08:24not working or when they're out on a job we can find evidence against her we can use it against her
08:30and i get to keep my wee brother you guys in sounds good sean i'm in fuck her i'm going to help you
08:37yeah me too sean don't worry thanks nathan thanks aiden uh yes sean that sounds horrible
08:45can you give me a second then you go out of the toilet oh what am i gonna do sean's my friend
08:51i don't really want to help him out here oh my god i'm just so in love with miss killip i can never
08:57harm or hurt her in any way mate did you just say you're in love with your fucking 50 year old teacher
09:04mate that is rank no i didn't say that ah you did i heard you i was up the stairs i fucking heard you
09:11they put all the hair down there i know all right you just get out of here mate oh fuck she that's
09:18rough wait why don't i come to your class and get revenge on that teacher with you that sounds good
09:23but don't you have other things you need to do nah alex is on holiday with his mum and dad and andrew's
09:30hanging out with this boring guy called robert so i'm just myself today i'd love to help you out okay
09:34let's go i wonder if i've donated enough money to reform oh hello ah oh my gosh oh that sounds
09:45horrible okay myself and my second best officer will be right there all right thank you please hurry
09:54officer sandu yes police chief uh we have an emergency down in paisley we have to go right now
10:02right so now we just need to wait till we hear the sirens and then we can just go in all right
10:08okay thanks nathan wait hang on where's that oh never mind then we gotta go doesn't matter
10:17maybe i play that no no no that doesn't sound right i'll get it eventually right we're headed right
10:24back here evidence room oh oh my god there's a massive stack there uh which one do you think
10:31kill up is i don't know i'm just gonna grab one and see no sean don't do that
10:37oh fuck's sake then we're never gonna find it uh even worse now they're gonna know that we've been
10:43here ah never mind guys i found him wait what how'd you find that yeah so i was lifting around while
10:49we're like stuck under that turns out these are all files for kill up oh she made that many complaints
10:56no these are just the ones for this year whoa what the fuck yeah okay so uh and this one it says that
11:05she got a child like uh taking off their parents 20 years ago so aiden and i'll go around to that house
11:11nathan you go around to the house of the family that adopted this child okay shay when the teacher leaves
11:16the classroom i'll look around for some way we can get blackmail revenge on her how are you going to do
11:22that don't worry shay i'm great at ruining people's lives hello class i'll back with you shortly i just
11:30have a matter to discuss with the police about the foster homes she this is perfect we can go into your
11:38car when she drives home then break into your house and find blackmail against her i'm not doing that
11:44that's illegal fine i'll do it myself you wait here i'll sort it out for you then
11:53now i just need to wait and put some blackmail in her house haha this is all for you shay you did
11:59nothing wrong so you guys want to watch the rest of my brother's dvd i hate prank calls officer sandu
12:08how do you think i feel sir i have to work prank calls all the time because you keep giving scott
12:12holidays all the time ah yeah well he's my best officer so i've got to gotta give him holidays
12:19anyway get back to work officer sandu okay i'm going back to fill out some paperwork
12:25oh my gosh sir what you have to come back here oh my goodness oh someone must have broken
12:32who could have done this i think i know i think it was probably that boy whose brother i have to
12:38take off him i was filling out his paperwork they definitely came in stole some information
12:42probably about killip since she put in the call oh well we must find them immediately then this is
12:47the most important matter we've ever dealt with officer sandu do we have to sir i'm i'm really tired
12:52after that prank call uh well yeah but officer sandu like they could have stolen important information
12:57they could have stolen my national information what about mine they could have stole my national
13:02information too wait officer sandu you're a national yes of course i am what did you think i was
13:10sir i thought you were an immigrant what why the fuck do you think i i make you work 23 hours
13:19seven days a week i thought you just hated me oh well well i do kind of hate you sometimes but
13:26no i would have given you an actual salary and days off and stuff like that i wouldn't have let scott
13:31go on holiday with his hot wife and his retarded son oh officer sandu we need to work this out
13:35right now oh that sounds great then we can go deal with the criminals oh no we should probably do
13:40that first actually but then we'll definitely sort out you don't worry okay just need to be very
13:46delicate about this i think hi uh my name is sean lammond i was just wondering if you used to have a
13:53child that's been taken away from you because of a woman named killip i've got this file here it said
13:58you had oh my goodness you better come inside so you've known killip in the past yeah i know that
14:08woman i know her far too well she took my precious little boy from me and tore my family apart
14:15we just love going to the cinema as do i my friend bill is a filmmaker and writer he said he's going
14:25to have a part for me to play in one of his films soon oh we'll need a lookout for you when that comes
14:30out yes it would be lovely to have your support thank you for the lovely cookies shauna i hope you
14:36all have a blessed day timmy what do we say thank you for the church father excuse me father can i talk to
14:44you for a moment oh hello ann why of course and see you all later god bless you all see you later
14:53father more brownies and this sudden burst of generosity is astounding to me yes you like my
15:03brownies far better than the stupid cookies that had shauna made why this is the sixth comment you
15:11have made about shauna's character without provocation you are meant to spread love not hatred if you
15:19spread hatred you cannot be the minister of wine at church any longer you will never hand out the
15:24communion again i will never hand out communion again and lose my place at the church all because
15:29of shauna only if you continue to attack shauna she and her family are a shining example of what this
15:37church should be well father i think i've gained a lot from what you're saying here i don't know
15:45what i must do i'm really glad ann go out there and do the right thing i love going to church with
15:52you mom and dad i'm glad timmy but you don't have to go if you don't want to it's all up to you love
15:58yes son it's all your decision thanks mom and dad i love going all my friends are there and you're there
16:03as long as you want to son what was that all right sir uh we got them in here got the child secured
16:16bring everyone in what's going on what the hell are you people doing i am sorry about this mr and mrs fogarty
16:24however we have received word that you guys are unfit parents and that you are alcoholics
16:32we have an eyewitness that says she keeps seeing you drinking wine at church every sunday that's
16:38the communion you're meant to do that that sounds like the excuse of an alcoholic i am going to take
16:45your child into the foster care system again i am sorry and i hope you guys get help do you wait a
16:51minute here power get your hand off of me i know that now you gotta just be taking my soul
16:57the priest was so disgusted it took him over a year to muster up the courage to tell me what had
17:06happened nobody ever spoke to that putrid woman again that's sick she's trying to do that to me as
17:14well so i'm just trying to stop her like can would you be able to help me by any chance i'll do anything
17:22thank you it's do you know where she lives at all like i'm wanting to try to get some evidence against
17:27her no all right well that's okay don't worry about that like um do you have a phone number like so i can
17:34contact you in case any duty come testify against her for me absolutely son i wish you the best of
17:40luck thank you so much all right okay we're getting somewhere aiden we're building this case up wonder
17:47how nathan's in aha we got you what the hell how'd you find us you left a stack of paper all over our
17:56evidence room floor we immediately knew who it was because officer sam knew was filing your paperwork
18:03so we tracked you all down and here we are now get into my car oh nathan all right guys yeah i got
18:14caught too oh that's shit but the good news is we found some evidence out like this woman
18:20is here to testify that killop is evil did you find anything uh so you guys have adopted the child
18:2920 years ago uh how did you raise it was it like in a good environment well yes it was a very christian
18:36environment we decided to raise our child in so any sign of satanic behavior rebellion gothic styles
18:46homosexuality we beat the ever-living shit out of our child to beat the devil out of him that's what we
18:55did that is how we raised our child to be obedient and law-abiding and god loving no i couldn't find
19:03anything wrong with her parenting style unfortunately of course you couldn't because there is nothing wrong
19:09with her parenting style because killop wouldn't put them in an unsafe environment she knows what's
19:15best for these people no she does not that woman is despicable and fucking evil mate i know i used to
19:22have her as my high school teacher so don't play that shit with me oh yes you think you know so much
19:28but you're the one having your child taken off with you she's not having that happen what what have you
19:34ever invaded her house with her own why don't we go do that why don't you drive us up to her house we'll
19:38see how fucking fit she is to raise a child she thinks she's so righteous to tell everyone else to
19:43do so fine we'll do that then just so i can prove you wrong officer sandu drive this car to killop's
19:51house okay that was exhausting those putrid children drive me mad now go back home just to see if sean
20:04lamins had she taken off of him yet hello father mcdonoghue i haven't heard from you in years you
20:18remember why that is don't you because of that disgraceful shauna putrid woman she's not a putrid
20:27woman nor is she the reason you were shunned from the catholic church however she is the reason i'm
20:35calling you now and why is that she told me what you've done to that poor boy and his older brother
20:44tearing them apart for your own selfish gain i am doing it for the good of the world and for god we
20:53both know that isn't true you are not the messenger that you think you are how dare you say that about
21:01me i am the last true messenger of god i can do no wrong and lose no fight because i've always been in
21:10the right no you've always been in the wrong and you're more of an agent of satan than you are of god
21:22this is why you have been shunned from the catholic church although you still pretend to practice what
21:27it preaches this is why you've lost all of your friends and your family will never speak to you again
21:35you must undo what you've done to those boys otherwise there will be no salvation for you
21:46please am do the right thing
22:04right is that bedroom over there okay that's where i'll go put the blackmail right okay wait what the
22:12fuck all right let's go police chief wait wait officer sander we need to bring these guys inside
22:19wouldn't it be easier to leave them out in the car yes yes it would but that fucker with the brown hair
22:24he's really pissing me off so i want to prove that i'm right and rub it in his stupid face and his
22:30stupid brown hair fine okay come on guys we're going inside oh no oh what the no no no oh no what's
22:39going on here what's going on sorry to intrude on you like this miss killup it's just these little
22:45boys here we're trying to take you down because you reported this one here for being a negligent parent
22:52towards his little brother oh don't you worry police chief i understand go ahead you can search every
23:01room in my house if you'd like there is nothing here to prove that i am ill-fitting to either
23:07criticize parents or to host a child of my own if i choose to in the future which i might
23:15oh shit balls they're gonna find me and then they're gonna arrest me okay what can i do i know
23:23what i need to do i need to do the right thing i must say i didn't think you could stoop this low sean
23:31lamin but i guess i was right about my bad feelings about you all along oh guys oh thank goodness you got
23:39here in time uh miss killup why do you have a a naked boy in your house uh i don't know he clearly
23:50broke into my house no no no no no she broke into my pants and and she made me do things i really did
23:57i really didn't want to do is is this true miss killup of course it's not true why would you even
24:03think that well i mean this is a pretty serious accusation i think we need to take it pretty seriously
24:10everyone hold on just a minute you make way make way i've got something to do
24:16this one is all for you miss killup
24:22your eyes shine so bright like the hot stars of night you've got delicious breath too
24:30i love god and jesus christ but i'd love even more if i was able to touch you
24:40uh harris what the fuck was that right okay that's now two young boys who have made sexually
24:54charged or motivated comments about you i think we better take you in miss killup no no you cannot do
25:01this if i have a criminal charge then i'm going to get fired for sure yes well yeah you probably
25:08shouldn't have banged those two little boys i didn't i swear yeah well the claims are two against one and
25:15caleb here is kind of tight with my boss so yeah it's not really looking good for you
25:21uh i will get you for this sean lymond and caleb what's his face i cannot believe this my whole life
25:29life everything ruined this is my equivalent to getting crucified uh yeah now just shut the
25:38fuck up you're starting to piss me off more than that little boy did
25:42so uh harris thanks for uh trying to sell me down the river there bro what no i didn't do that sean
25:54uh that i went according to plan like me and caleb coordinated that hey guys all right caleb uh
26:03i know i know we haven't really spoken oil and we're not really friends anymore but
26:07thank you i really appreciate you helping me out like that ah it's no problem like as soon as she
26:13was in trouble and i decided to help thanks man appreciate it yeah no problem all right i'm gonna go
26:20home now are you not gonna get your clothes back nah i'm good see you guys later bye caleb see you later
26:29goodbye i'm not really gonna lie harris i kind of knew you were gonna leave and do some
26:35shit like that how could you possibly guess that i was gonna plan something so elaborate no no no not
26:41that you were gonna plan something so elaborate that's twice you've tried to like claim that
26:44bullshit no i knew that you fancied killip and we're probably gonna like do some romantic gesture
26:51for her how did you know that well make my uncle like grass you in as soon as you left my house
26:58ah i probably should have factored that in but i mean uh i was just inspired because of what aiden said
27:04what did aiden say do you guys not remember last week oh man i just really want to have some sexual
27:12intercourse with our old teacher from school you know the religious one miss killip i really want
27:18to have sex with her especially when she's dead i like them cold hmm what the hell harris i never said
27:26that yeah you did aiden what are you talking about uh i don't think you did harris harris yes are you bill
27:35the bob well here you are sir here is all the paperwork that proves i am a scottish national
27:50oh thank you officer sandu i'm going to light a cigarette now would you like a cigarette officer
27:57sandu oh no thank you sir i don't smoke well okay here i go oh whoops oh oh my gosh no my national
28:05paper oh no it's all burning and it's gone oh i guess that means you're going to have to work for
28:12the police station forever uh with no breaks or holidays or pay really or else i'm going to have
28:18to deport you because you've got no national papers that prove you aren't an immigrant anymore
28:22you know fuck you sir what the hell
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