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- #jejemom
#YouLOLRewind #StreamTogether: On the rocks ang relasyon nina Lovely (Jennica Garcia) at Jhong (Carl Guevarra) dahil sa yayamaning manliligaw ng dalaga! Samantala, all-out war na sina Gigi (Eugene Domingo) at Bunny (Gelli de Belen) dahil pareho silang tatakbo bilang presidente ng homeowners.
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“JejeMon” is a sitcom about a modern Filipino family in the new age of texting starring Eugene Domingo, Wendell Ramos, Gelli de Belen, Ricky Davao, Bayani Agbayani, Jennica Garcia, Carl Guevarra, Chariz Solomon, and Buboy Villar. #JejeMom
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“JejeMon” is a sitcom about a modern Filipino family in the new age of texting starring Eugene Domingo, Wendell Ramos, Gelli de Belen, Ricky Davao, Bayani Agbayani, Jennica Garcia, Carl Guevarra, Chariz Solomon, and Buboy Villar. #JejeMom
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00:00I want you to act like a real couple.
00:22Gusto ko makita na nagsasama kayo sa isang kwarto at nagmamahalan bilang mag-asawa.
00:27Ah! Bakit ka nakahubat? Diba dapat nakadamit ka?
00:32I'm Matthew.
00:33Lovely.
00:34Of course you are. Very, very lovely.
00:37Nababagi ka lang sa mga tagapag-alaga na may ganda naman.
00:42Maputi.
00:44Akin.
00:46Talaga palang you are the perfect husband.
00:49Swerteng-swerteng talaga si Stephanie sa'yo, no?
00:51Ah!
00:53Nandiyan pala kayo!
00:54Ang pasenso na kayo, pang dalawang tao lang yung adubong niluto ko eh!
01:02Hindi nyo ba alam na mali ang ginagawa ninyo?
01:06As the president of the Homeowners Association ng Sunnyville Subdivision,
01:11According to the Swimming Pool Facility Rules and Regulations,
01:16When swimming in the swimming pool, you are supposed to wear proper attire.
01:21Meaning, no shorts and no t-shirts will be allowed.
01:29Oh, ano kayo ngayon?
01:30Oh, ano? Wala kang masabi?
01:33Huwag kang maingay, umiihi ako!
01:36Hiyao!
01:38Hiyao!
01:39Hiyao!
01:40Ma'am!
01:41Sabay tayo!
01:42Hiyao!
01:43Hiyao!
01:44Ang pinirigan!
01:45Naman!
01:46Digi! Digi! Digi!
01:47Ano yan?
01:48Bakit? Bakit?
01:49Bakit ba?
01:50Bakit?
01:51Tangli!
01:52Dito! Ito tayo!
01:53Bakit!
01:54Anong problema?
01:55Pwede pa!
01:56Anong problema?
01:57Anong problema?
01:58Oh, my God!
01:59Ang pinirigan!
02:00I mean!
02:01Paseboa, nung ka na dito niya!
02:03Mag-iscandalo?
02:04Iskandalo ba yun?
02:05Inaiihi ako.
02:06Ayun, mag-sakit ko sa bato!
02:07Sindi nga nai-candalo.
02:08Iyan naihiwi sa pool eh.
02:09Bakit?
02:10Haligan, haligan.
02:11Ang mga tao hindi huli iiisa sa swimming pool?
02:12Alam mo, sandali lang. Magsishawal lang ako.
02:14Parang...
02:15Ah, ah, ah.
02:16Masa dali?
02:17Pasensya na ka.
02:18Ay, nabala mag-pasensya nil.
02:20Masa-sakit ka na ha!
02:21My gosh! Ang chip talaga ng mga taong ito!
02:24I know, right?
02:25There's no Brady!
02:27Oh my God!
02:29Come on, let's go!
02:31We're going to have a tree!
02:33We're here!
02:35Let's go!
02:37Let's go!
02:39Hello!
02:41Oh my God!
02:43Oh my God! Bring in canine over here!
02:45Oh, ito!
02:47Let's go!
02:49Let's go!
02:51Ew!
02:53Eh!
02:55Look! Look!
02:57Oh my God!
02:59Ang ingay nyo!
03:01Silence! Silence in the pool!
03:03Ikaw, mamaya cleaners ka dito ah!
03:05Ang ingay mo!
03:07Adobo, anak!
03:09Ito!
03:11Nakukonti lang ang kanin ko!
03:13Nag-jajeta ako!
03:15Ibigay mo sa akin lahat ng paba!
03:17Wala na pinggan!
03:18Ang buti nalang! You didn't make part of that girl, no?
03:20Oo nga naman!
03:22Ano nalang sasabihin ng mga voters mo?
03:24Matuturn off sila!
03:25Hindi ka talaga mananalo!
03:27Ano sabi mo?
03:28I mean, mananalo ka!
03:30Siyempre!
03:31Walang kumakalaban sa'yo eh!
03:32Diba?
03:33Bonnie!
03:34For President!
03:35Forever!
03:36Diba?
03:37Talagang hindi ko pinatulan ng babaeng yan!
03:39Hmm?
03:40Because I don't want to stoop down to her level.
03:43Good.
03:44Mind you, I have manners and I have breeding.
03:49Hmm?
03:50My husband is the presidential spokesperson and I am the president of the homeowners association dito.
03:59Tama ka!
04:01Hmm?
04:02I will win!
04:03Because I am bunny!
04:06And I am beautiful!
04:09Hmm?
04:10No matter what they say, words can't bring me heed down!
04:15Exactly!
04:16Lady G, nakita naman ninyo talagang hindi na makakapag-drawing ito si Zac Efron.
04:23Nakita naman ninyo talagang wasak lang kamay eh.
04:25Ah!
04:26Huwagi ang French tips!
04:29Ay!
04:30Talaga!
04:31Ako to vira dyan, Lady Gapstar!
04:32Eh!
04:33In fairness ah, may talent ka.
04:36Thank you po!
04:38Pero sa susunod,
04:41gusto ko
04:43i-draw mo ulit
04:45ang mukha ng Gigi na ito.
04:48Ah!
04:49Oo nga naman ni drawing mo!
04:51Sorry ulit.
04:52Eh!
04:53Diba Lady G,
04:55alam naman natin kung saan nakatira dati yung Gigi niyan bago siya ipinailalim dyan sa
05:01Witness State Protection Program na ito.
05:03Witness Protection Program, dum-dum!
05:07And so?
05:08Di!
05:09Ba't hindi na lang kami tumambay dun sa lugar na yun?
05:12Malay nyo, may makita tayong kakilala niya o may dumalaw sa kanya.
05:16Correct!
05:17Most ba ganda kung siya mismo ang makita natin o machempo natin?
05:19Diba?
05:20Correct! Correct!
05:21Diba?
05:22I like that.
05:24I-schedule nyo yan kaagad.
05:30Right away!
05:32Ganda!
05:33So...
05:34Sorry si resign met a spokesperson temporary?
05:38O talagang nag-resign na ang dating presidential spokesperson na si Winston Wilson?
05:43No!
05:44Mr. Winston Wilson has not resigned.
05:46Mr. Wilson has been fired as presidential spokesperson.
05:50I will be taking over as presidential spokesperson effective today.
05:56I repeat, Mr. Wilson has been fired.
06:00No, no, no!
06:02No!
06:03No!
06:04You can't do that to me!
06:06Don't do that to me!
06:07Don't do that to me!
06:09Ah!
06:10Ah!
06:11Ah!
06:12Ah!
06:13Ah!
06:14Ah!
06:15Ah!
06:16Ah!
06:17Mary!
06:18Mary!
06:19Okay lang!
06:20Gagaling din naman yung kamayin eh!
06:21No.
06:22Gagaling din.
06:23Okay lang!
06:24Go for me!
06:25To me!
06:26Go for me!
06:27Ah!
06:28Come for me!
06:30Ah!
06:31Come for me!
06:32Ah!
06:33Ah!
06:34Ah!
06:35Come for me!
06:37Ah!
06:38Ah!
06:43Nating dalisya ako!
06:44Atang還是ya.
06:45Ay!
06:47Gigi, ah!
06:50Diyan ka lang!
06:52Akala mo hindi ko kayo nakita?
06:54Akala mo hindi ko nakita?
06:56You wanna take the legs?
06:58You wanna take the legs to your hair?
07:00Why?
07:00You're fine with those legs,
07:02I'm fine with my legs?
07:03You make up our neck?
07:04You're falling on our knees
07:06and I'm always a traitor!
07:07When we were on the beach,
07:09we were talking to each other and we were talking to everyone with each other.
07:11Why?
07:12When I'm just a hirap.
07:13I'm a king!
07:15When you were two,
07:16when you were two,
07:17when you were two,
07:19you asked me to kill me.
07:20You said me to my children's face.
07:21What did you do now?
07:23You put me in my hair.
07:24I was a dentist.
07:25I'm still not hanging out and not getting hurt.
07:28Ok, let's get hurt.
07:32I don't want to get hurt, but I don't want to get hurt.
07:36Let's get hurt and hurt!
07:40Aubrey, Aubrey!
07:42Aubrey, Aubrey!
07:55Please go on.
07:57Devoil.
07:59Stop it.
08:01I didn't have to tell you.
08:03Do you have to leave this place?
08:07What about this place?
08:09Turn it up.
08:11And it's all right?
08:13You're right.
08:15Oh!
08:17I'm right here!
08:19Okay.
08:21This place is all right.
08:23This place is all right.
08:25Ay, alam mo kung mag-asawa give me a ticket?
08:27Waka may pili, Gabi.
08:29Saan?
08:30Ito ba?
08:31Saan?
08:32May lamid ka?
08:34Di lamid ka?
08:36Saan ba?
08:37Ito?
08:38Ito?
08:39Ito?
08:40Ito?
08:41Yes!
09:04Lovely.
09:06Yes?
09:07Nag-enjoy talaga ako ng sobra.
09:10Yeah, me too.
09:13Sige, have a nice day.
09:15Ah...
09:17Ano yun?
09:18Lovely.
09:19Oo.
09:20Okay lang ba kung...
09:21Ano?
09:22Okay lang ba kung humingi ng beso?
09:25Sure!
09:27Hindi.
09:28Grabe na ba ito?
09:29Hindi ba na kundihado?
09:30Pogi-pogi neto ka-lock.
09:31Ahh!
09:33Yun!
09:34Ah...
09:35Muah hugs, Faye.
09:37Ah...
09:38What's ah...
09:39Muah hugs?
09:40Yes.
09:41Muah hugs.
09:42Don't you worry.
09:43I will show you.
09:44For free!
09:46Like this, like this.
09:47Ano ba?
09:48Muah?
09:49Edit hug.
09:51Fighters!
09:52Fighters!
09:53Fighters!
09:55Sapyak!
09:56Gusto mo?
09:57Profi ka nga dyan!
09:58What's sapyak?
09:59Sapak na may kasaman tadyak!
10:00Ay!
10:01Gardiner!
10:02Wait!
10:03Gardiner!
10:04Ano?
10:05Gardiner!
10:06Wait!
10:07Paanoon!
10:09Ayun po!
10:10Ayun po!
10:11Tama na yan!
10:12Huh?
10:13Kung hindi kayo magpapaawar,
10:14rinilabag nyo ang revised penal code
10:16Article 148
10:18which states that any person
10:20who without a public appraising
10:26shall employ force or intimidation
10:29for the attainment of any of the purpose
10:32enumerated in defining the crimes of rebellion
10:35and sedition
10:37or shall attack, employ force or seriously intimidate
10:40or resist any person in authority
10:43or shall engage in the performance of his official duties.
10:49Tama!
10:50Tama na yan!
10:51Eh!
10:52Tagpaawat kayo!
10:53Eh!
10:54Eh!
10:55Eh!
10:56Eh!
10:57Eh!
10:58Eh!
10:59Eh!
11:00Eh!
11:01Eh!
11:02Eh!
11:03Eh!
11:04Eh!
11:05Uh!
11:06Nah!
11:07Eh!
11:08Eh!
11:091955!
11:10Eh?
11:11Eh!
11:12Eh!
11:13Eh!
11:14Eh!
11:15Eh!
11:16Ah!
11:17Eh!
11:18Eh!
11:22I'm so happy to be a friend.
11:24I'm so happy to be a friend.
11:26Don't worry about it.
11:28You're really wanting to be a friend.
11:30Because she's a man.
11:32And I'm not...
11:34Why?
11:36You're so happy to be a man.
11:38You're so happy to be a man.
11:40You're so happy to be a man.
11:48You're so happy to be a man.
11:50Hindi mo dapat sinabi yun.
11:52Tignan mo tuloy nangyari.
11:54Hindi ko lang napigilan sarili ko, hepe.
11:56Bad trip po ako, eh.
11:58Yan ang sinasabi ko.
12:00Kapag galit, dapat hindi nagsasalita.
12:02Diba?
12:04Bakit, oh? Napipigilan nyo ba ang sarili nyo
12:06pag galit kayo?
12:08Eh, hindi.
12:10Kaya nga napalayas ako sa bahay namin, eh.
12:12Naku! Naalala ko na naman!
12:14Ang sakit-sakit.
12:16Nagdurugo ang puso ko.
12:18Ang kapal lang mukha niya.
12:22Yung sabi ko na nga, pe.
12:24Nung una pa lang,
12:26hindi ko nagustoy ang nalakingan para sa'yo.
12:28Hindi kayo bagay.
12:30Hindi mo siya ka-level.
12:33Ha?
12:35Lovely.
12:36Ang bagay sa kanya,
12:38mga kauri niya.
12:39Lovely.
12:40Pwede pa tayong mag-usap?
12:41Ano pong pag-uusapan nyo, Jong ha?
12:42Sabihin mo sa'kin!
12:43Alam ko nagkamali ako.
12:46Tapos ano?
12:47Pwede pa tayong mag-usap?
12:48Ano pong pag-uusapan nyo, Jong ha?
12:49Sabihin mo sa'kin!
12:51Alam ko nagkamali ako.
12:52Tapos ano?
12:53Magsasorry ka?
12:54Jong, wala nang halaga ang story mo.
12:55Kaya umalis ka na.
12:56Lumayas mo ba?
12:57Lumayas ka lang!
12:58Lumayas ka lang!
12:59Lumayas ka lang!
13:00Lumayas ka lang!
13:01Lumayas ka lang!
13:03Lumayas ka lang!
13:16Lumayas ka lang!
13:18Ala ka dito.
13:24Agaw eksena ka?
13:25Ora ka ng ora
13:26na you'd like woherstんな mga moment ko!
13:28Lumayas ka!
13:29Okay fine...
13:31You know, when you're single, you know what I'm talking about.
13:34Text me.
13:35Yes.
13:38Lovely.
13:39Sorry.
13:40Please don't bother me.
13:48It's hard for me.
13:52I'm so confused.
13:56Do you love me because I love you?
13:58Oh, mahal kita kaya mo lang ako minamahal.
14:02Alam ko naman may mga pagkukulang din ako eh.
14:05Alam ko may mga naging kasalanan din ako sa'yo pero hindi naman lahat kasalanan ko, diba?
14:11May kasalanan ka rin naman eh.
14:14Ang hirap sa'yo, masyadong malaking klase ng pagmamahal ang hinihingi mo sa'kin.
14:20Kaya lang kitang mahalin kagaya ng pagmamahal ko sa sarili ko, yun lang.
14:25Hindi kita maintindihan, Lovely.
14:28Hindi ko alam kung tuliru lang talaga ako.
14:31O ayaw kong intindihin niya ang mga sinasabi mo.
14:35Basta alam kong alam mo na mahal kita.
14:41Nakapag-de-issue na ako, John.
14:44Maghiwalay na tayo.
14:46Please, Lovely. Huwag naman.
14:48John, I'm so sorry. Let me go.
14:50Lovely.
14:51John, ano ba? Let me go.
14:52Lovely.
14:53Ayaw ko na nga kasi.
14:55Lovely.
14:56Ayaw ko na nga.
14:57Let me go.
14:58Ano ba? Let me go sinabi!
15:00Let me go.
15:01Let me go.
15:03Let me go.
15:05Let me go.
15:06Let me go.
15:08Let me go.
15:09Let me go.
15:11Let me go.
15:12Let me go.
15:14Let me go.
15:15говорит
15:16Let me go.
15:17diets
15:18Min
15:44Oh, no!
15:46Oh, no!
15:48Oh, no!
15:50I don't know!
15:52It's a big thing in the Philippines!
15:54It's a big thing!
15:56Oh!
15:58Hey, Lovely!
16:00I've planned a lot!
16:02Lovely!
16:04What's going on to happen to you?
16:06Hey!
16:08No!
16:10No!
16:12No!
16:14No!
16:16You are a big thing!
16:18No!
16:20You look the same as mine!
16:24You look the same as mine!
16:26It's your love!
16:28You're a big thing!
16:30I've been a big thing!
16:32I'm open-minded!
16:34You're all a bit like...
16:36You are really the same!
16:38If you have a relationship,
16:40you always have to give and take.
16:42Look at me!
16:44I always have to give.
16:45I have to give my texts.
16:47Then, I have to take my sweet messages and jokes.
16:52So, you're saying I'm going to be wrong?
16:54No.
16:56I mean, if you have a relationship,
16:58you're going to be the feelings of your relationship.
17:00You're going to be lovely.
17:04Why are you doing that with Machu?
17:07I'm just going to be jealous of the Jong.
17:10Oh, you know, you should be happy because you're not happy.
17:14You want to be jealous of the Jong.
17:17You're jealous of the Jong.
17:18You're jealous of the Jong.
17:20Why are you not happy?
17:22Because you're wrong.
17:24You're wrong.
17:25You're wrong.
17:27You're wrong.
17:28You're wrong.
17:30You're wrong.
17:32Okay, I'm wrong.
17:34I'm wrong.
17:36I'm wrong.
17:38I'm wrong.
17:39Why do you have to do it again?
17:42Now you can do it again.
17:44You have to do it again, right?
17:46You have to pay for it again,
17:48but you have to pay for it again.
17:51Thank you, Ate.
17:52Hugs!
17:54Hugs!
17:56You know Ate,
17:57I'm sure I miss you on our own business
18:00because you don't want to help them.
18:03You don't want to help them.
18:09Feth.
18:13Si Pili ko yan eh.
18:18Feth?
18:18Aungha pala, yung green yung sakin.
18:20Oo.
18:20Diba, favorite color?
18:21Paano to?
18:22Ya, muna.
18:23Tala nag-lips to lips na lang tayo.
18:26So, talaga pa lang nagka-break na sila,
18:28Jiong at doon sila.
18:29Oo.
18:30Pero bukas, magkakabalikan din yun.
18:32Ganun naman sila eh.
18:35Sa bagay, uh,
18:37nagmamahala naman talaga sila eh.
18:40Diba?
18:41Oo.
18:42Ganun sila, away sila ng away,
18:44tapos pag nagkabati sila,
18:45sweet na sweet naman.
18:49Parang tayo.
18:50Wala ka ba napapansin yun?
18:52Parang,
18:53parang ang sarap nung ganito pala,
18:56nung nag-uusap tayo nang walang problema.
18:59Ang gulat din ako eh.
19:01Oo.
19:02Ikaw lang naman na may problema eh.
19:04Bakit? May problema ba ako?
19:06Ganun ba?
19:08Sorry eh.
19:09Sorry alam mo, hindi, hindi.
19:10Okay lang, okay lang.
19:11Oo.
19:11Salamat, buti na nang naintindihan mo.
19:13Ay, hindihan ko naman lahat eh.
19:14Ayun naman eh.
19:15Kaya sorry talaga,
19:16pahayaan mo.
19:17Gagawin ko rin yung part ko para
19:20maiwasan natin yung mga ganitong
19:22argues, mga issues.
19:23Oo. Sorry, Ken.
19:24Sorry nila.
19:25Kasi,
19:26mahirap eh.
19:27Mahirap yung pagkasama tayo,
19:29hindi tayo nag-uusap.
19:30Bulyawan tayo dito,
19:31bulyawan nung nakahaya sa ibang tao.
19:33Oo. Napansin mo?
19:34Oo. Tsaka,
19:35hayaan mo, hindi na ako papayag
19:36nang bago tayo matulog
19:38nang hindi natin naayos yung mga issues.
19:41Dahil yung mga maliliit na bagay,
19:43kumiinit ka agad ulo mo.
19:45Maliliit na bagay?
19:46Walang maliliit na bagay?
19:48Naiinis ako kasi
19:50naisip-isip ko,
19:51wala akong silbi.
19:53Wala akong ginagawa.
19:55Mabuti pa dati dun sa amin,
19:57kahit hindi ganito kaganda ang bahay namin.
19:59Barangay-sekretary ako.
20:01Marami akong pinapayuhan,
20:03marami akong natutulungan,
20:04at marami akong natututunan.
20:06Ngayon, Stephanie Jones?
20:09Walang meaning ang buhay ni Stephanie Jones?
20:11Ganon?
20:12Wala!
20:14Hmm.
20:16Well, saan ngayon siguro masasabi mo wala?
20:18Ah, wala naman talaga eh.
20:19Ngayon naman talaga pinag-uusapan.
20:20Alam ka naman kahapon ang pinag-uusapan natin.
20:22At pag-uusapan natin,
20:23siyempre yung ngayon.
20:24Dahil ngayon,
20:25ang issue nang gagaling sa'yo.
20:27At bukas,
20:28kung ano man ang mangyayari bukas,
20:29dahil pa rin sa kagagawan mo.
20:30Kung gusto mo akong mukuhan,
20:36magsabi ka lang,
20:39magsabi ka lang,
20:42dahil iba ako
20:44Sige, goodnight.
20:45Ah, bubida ako.
20:47Paliligayahin kita
20:50na walang halang siya
20:52Ano ba yung gainawahan niya ngayon?
20:57Ah, ay!
20:58Dindo-dindo!
21:00Bakit ka ba lang dyan?
21:01Dyan ka ba matutulog?
21:04Oo.
21:04Hindi.
21:05Kung hindi kama yan,
21:06ito ang kama o.
21:07Dito natutulog ang tao.
21:08Dito.
21:09Hindi tayo matutulog.
21:10Eh, okay lang kasi baka
21:13may umahin ka pa dito.
21:15Dyan ka lang lang ako lang dito.
21:16Hindi, hindi.
21:17Okay lang dito.
21:18Kung nagkakarayuma,
21:19may pinapahid ako,
21:20wala, dito na tayo matulog.
21:21Sige na, tulog mo na yan.
21:22Tulog na ako.
21:27Pssst.
21:28Pssst.
21:29Hmm?
21:30Parang may nakalimutan ka.
21:32Hmm?
21:33Hmm?
21:36Ah!
21:37Sandali lang.
21:40Ah, hindi wala.
21:41Nakatabi na yung baril ko
21:42tsaka yung cellphone ko.
21:44Dindo, hindi yun.
21:46Di ba pag natutulog ka,
21:47naguhubad ka?
21:49Maghubad ka.
21:51Ako, wala naman sakit!
21:52Maghubad ka!
21:53Naiintindihan ko,
21:54komportable pag naguhubad,
21:55pag natutulog,
21:56mas nakakagalaw,
21:58ang mga ugat,
21:59ang mga mask.
22:00Ako tsaka malamig.
22:01Mga na, tulog ka na.
22:02Good night!
22:05Di ba mas masarap naman
22:06kung natutulog ka
22:07nang parang meron kang katabi
22:10at tsaka meron kang na
22:13natay-dantay,
22:14maliit dyan,
22:16baka manghulog ka.
22:21Good night!
22:22Kaya mo ba kong buhayin
22:24ang iyong pag-ibig?
22:35Ano niyaga mo?
22:36I'm praying.
22:37Aa?
22:38I'm praying for you.
22:39Salamat!
22:40So you love sweet dreams?
22:42Mm-hmm.
22:43Lord, bigyan mo po siya ng sweet dreams.
22:46Mm-hmm.
22:47Gusto mo kong buhayin ka.
22:52Tamo?
22:53Hindi ka tasya dyan eh.
22:54Dito ang luwag oh.
22:56Panabi tayo magakawa.
22:57Dito.
23:00Luwag dito!
23:02Lindo!
23:09Hi!
23:10Bye!
23:11Hi!
23:12And welcome!
23:14The President of Sunville Home Owners Association.
23:19Oh, Bonnie.
23:20I'm sure naman.
23:20Panalo ka na.
23:21Because nobody dared to compete against you.
23:23They're all scared of you.
23:24Of course!
23:26Para kapag hindi na presidential spokesperson
23:28ng asawa ko,
23:29may power pa rin ako.
23:31Dahil ako ang president
23:32ng Home Owners Association dito!
23:35Yeah!
23:35Exactly!
23:36Yeah!
23:37Ha ha ha ha ha!
23:38Ha ha ha ha!
23:39Ha ha ha ha!
23:40Ha ha ha ha!
23:41Ha ha ha ha!
23:42Ha ha ha ha!
23:43Ha ha ha ha!
23:44Ha ha ha ha!
23:45Ha ha ha ha!
23:46Ha ha ha ha!
23:47Ha ha ha ha!
23:48Ha ha ha ha!
23:49Ano ba?
23:50Akala ko naman posting ng Meralco.
23:51Ano ba yan?
23:52Kawayang pala?
23:53Oh, I'm sorry!
23:54Ha ha ha ha!
23:55You were saying?
23:56Ano yun?
23:57Ah!
23:58Ay!
23:59Nalilisik!
24:00Ah!
24:01Ah!
24:02Alalabang ka!
24:03Lalabang ka ano?
24:04Bilang presidente.
24:05Huwag kang pakakasigurado, Vanny!
24:08Vanny!
24:09Vanny!
24:10Hindi Vanny!
24:11Whatever!
24:12Dahil lalaban ang kita
24:14bilang presidente
24:15ng Sunny Bill!
24:17G-boy anak!
24:19Yasmin Yaya!
24:20Show them!
24:21Ha!
24:22Step maliigong!
24:23Step maliigong!
24:24Step maliigong!
24:25Step maliigong!
24:26Step maliigong!
24:27Kung hindi ako lalaban,
24:28sinong lalaban?
24:29Kung hindi ngayon,
24:30kailan pa?
24:31Katarungan para kay Cadenjo!
24:32Ah!
24:33Ate!
24:34Sino po si Cadenjo?
24:35Ka-textmate ko yun!
24:36Nakulong!
24:37Agaw cellphone!
24:38Okay!
24:39At sa tingin mo,
24:40muna nalo ka?
24:41Well!
24:42Good luck!
24:44Akala siguro ng babaeng ito,
24:46hindi ko siya papatulan?
24:49Akala mo kung sino maganda?
24:51Check!
24:52Pitsura!
24:53At kumakabukas ng bibing!
24:54Kitang-kita ko ng kaluluwa!
24:56Pero in fairness ha,
24:58ang puti ng ipin niya,
24:59sino kayang dentista na ito?
25:01Look at me!
25:02Kahit upset ako to the max,
25:04sosyal at may poise pa rin ako!
25:07Hindi ka tulad ng isang ito,
25:08my God!
25:09Di ko alam kung sa'ng estero nang galing!
25:11Excuse me no!
25:12Estero!
25:13Estero agad!
25:14Bakit?
25:15Anong palagay mo sa amin?
25:16Daga!
25:17Baka naman nakakalimutan mong magsipilyo
25:18na kami mo na yung sarili mong hininga!
25:20How dare you!
25:21Wala akong bad breath!
25:23Baka ikaw!
25:24Kung may mukha ang bagay,
25:26ikaw yun!
25:27Hindi ko talaga alam kung ba't pinatulan nito ni Dindo?
25:33Ang gwapo pa naman ang lalaki yun!
25:35Hindi kaya napikot o nagayuma lang siya?
25:38Ano bang problema sa buhay ng babae ito?
25:41Siguro naiingit sa'kin tong hype na to!
25:44Kung hindi naman kasi ako napilitang pumunta sa party ng babae ito,
25:47hindi mangyayari tong gulong to!
25:53Akala naman ang Bonnie na yun!
25:54Natatakot ako sa kanya!
25:55Hindi akong uurung siya pa ba maurungan ko?
25:57Napakaliliit naman kasi ng plakard ninyo!
25:59Akala tuloy, maliit lang tayong mga lalaban!
26:02Moms!
26:03Alam niyo ang galing mo nga kanina!
26:05Nakapagdakdakan kayo kay Miss Bonnie!
26:07Dakas ka ng buhay sa'yo!
26:08Alas mabasag ng ear drum ko sa...
26:10Malakas! Anak!
26:11Malakas ba?
26:12Dakdakan pa ba?
26:13Baka hindi yung malay tata!
26:14Magkakasakit ako pag hindi ako dumaladal!
26:16Kaya nga malaki ang nunal ko sa baba o!
26:18Ikaw rin may nunal!
26:19Magkakaroon ka rin ang nunal sa baba!
26:21Uurung yan dito!
26:22Oo!
26:23Akala!
26:25Akala!
26:26Oh!
26:27Nakakatakot ka naman!
26:29Bakit ba?
26:30Ah!
26:31Hindi pa rin ka ibati ni Jong!
26:32Eh ate buti nga sana kung yun lang eh!
26:35Eh nagtext kasi siya sa'kin,
26:37uwi na daw po siya sa kanila!
26:38Uwi pa!
26:39Uwiin mo!
26:40Galangin mong desisyon niya!
26:41Malaki na yun!
26:42Uwiin mo!
26:43Eh ate ano ka ba naman?
26:45O!
26:46Kasi niisip ko lang paano kong kidnapin si Jong!
26:49O!
26:50Ano na lang gagawin ko!
26:52Hindi ko talaga kaya eh!
26:53Mahal na mahal ko siya ate!
26:54Hindi po talaga kaya ng konsensya ko!
26:56Ako!
26:57Malakas ang tiwala ko diyan kay Jong!
26:59Kung ano't ano man na mangyari sa kanya,
27:00kaya niya yun!
27:01Listo'y pagtatanggol niya ang sarili niya!
27:03Ha!
27:04Pero nakita mo naman hindi ba?
27:05Kung paano ako nakipanglaban diyan!
27:06Ate!
27:07O!
27:08Paano na lang kung pagkakidnap kay Jong eh pahirapan siya!
27:11Tapos!
27:12O!
27:13Tapos!
27:14Tapos!
27:15Alam mo yun!
27:16Bugbugin siya!
27:17Tapos!
27:18Kaya na yun!
27:19Kaya mo siya!
27:20Tapos ate!
27:21Paano kung patayin ka nila?
27:22Ako?
27:23Oo!
27:24O tapos?
27:25Di tapos ako?
27:26Asan ba si Jong?
27:28Ba't hindi mo sinabi agad na umalis?
27:29Jong!
27:30Jong!
27:31Jong!
27:32Nakita nyo si ate Gigi nyo ha?
27:34Siguro mas maganda pa kung lahat na lang tayo sumunod tayo doon.
27:38Diba?
27:39Hanapin natin.
27:40Tamayin, tamayin.
27:41Okay, aligin na.
27:46Dito tayo mag-aabang.
27:49Dito natin naaantayin si Gigi.
27:51Hindi tayo babalik sa high-dout hanggang hindi natin nakikita si Gigi at wala tayong dalang good news para kay Lady G.
27:56Tama-tama.
27:57Ha?
27:58Luanag?
27:59Taran tayo.
28:01Lando, stop drinks muna kami.
28:03Mainit eh. Stop drinks ka doon.
28:05Ayoko.
28:06Milkshake.
28:07Kumimilkshake.
28:08Strawberry.
28:09Tara-tara.
28:14Aray!
28:17Kasabi yung cellphone ko!
28:19Tignan mo nga, naubuan mo yata eh.
28:22Wala nga sa akin ate.
28:24Kulit mo naman eh.
28:25Pambihira naman oh.
28:26Kumukuha kayo ng cellphone ng hindi sa inyo.
28:28Ah, saan ba dito yung biliyare na sinasabi nyo?
28:30Nasan na yung cellphone ko?
28:31Nasan na yung cellphone ko?
28:32Luwawala yung cellphone ko!
28:33Halina kayo doon?
28:34Tara-tara-tara.
28:35Uy!
28:36Tignan mo nga dito.
28:37Baka naman naipit sa damit ko yung cellphone.
28:39Uy!
28:40Lovely!
28:41Nasan may sa...
28:42Tignan mo itong mga to.
28:43Ang babastos yung cellphone ko!
28:52Parang kailan lang.
28:55Naalala ko pa itong karinderiyang to.
28:57Dito kami nag-meet ng textmate kong si Lando.
29:01Ay, ang macho-macho niya.
29:04Lalaking-lalaki.
29:06Andaming balahibo sa legs.
29:08Hindi ko naman akalain.
29:15Ay!
29:17Kamukhang kamukha ni Lando to.
29:20Pati bigoti at balbas.
29:23Gigi!
29:25Lando?
29:27Gigi!
29:28Lando!
29:29Gigi!
29:30Lando!
29:31Gigi!
29:32Di ba ikaw yung ka-textmate ko?
29:33Kidnap!
29:34Lando?
29:35Gigi?
29:36Hindi ako si Gigi.
29:37Dito ako si Gigi.
29:39Dito ako si Gigi!
29:40Dito ako si Gigi!
29:41Dito ako si Gigi!
29:42Ah!
29:43Mitawan di ako!
29:44Mitawan di ako!
29:46Mitawan di ako!
29:47Mitawan di ako!
29:48Mitawan di ako!
29:49Mitawan di ako!
29:50Wala!
29:51Wala!
29:52Ah!
29:53Saan nga si Gigi?
29:54Ewan ako!
29:55Huwag ka na tanong!
29:56Na tanong iya ko na...
29:58Ay!
29:59Ay!
30:00Si Gigi!
30:01Ay!
30:02Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!
30:09Look at that, Gigi!
30:11Ha?
30:14Mabuti na lang at hindi ka nakuha ng sindikato.
30:17At mabuti na rin at bumalik kami kagad.
30:19Kung hindi, ay nakuha ka nila.
30:21Kaya, Gigi, magmula ngayon ay hindi ka nalalabas ng bahay.
30:25Anong ibang niyo sabihin, Hepe?
30:27Ikukulong niyo talaga ako dito?
30:29Alam mo kasi, Gigi, ang point dito,
30:31kung di ka humiwalay sa amin ni Hepe,
30:32di sana, hindi namiligro ang buhay mo.
30:34Eh, kasalanan mo to!
30:35Kung di mo ka iniwan, di sana,
30:37hindi ako nakita ni Lando.
30:38Iniwan mo ako eh!
30:39Eh, kasi naman,
30:40ang may kasalanan naman talaga eh,
30:42itong si Jong.
30:43Palahas-lahas pang nalaman,
30:44bumabalik naman.
30:46Ayan, napahama ka patuloy!
30:47Kung aawain mo na naman ako,
30:49basta buti pa, ayos na lang ulit ako.
30:51Hepepepe!
30:52Walang lalabas ng bahay na ito.
30:55At baka kayo'y matyempuhan
30:57ng Stingray Pirate Syndicate.
30:59Ikaw, ikaw, ikaw,
31:02and you, Gigi De La Cruz,
31:04also known as Stephanie Jones,
31:08thou art prohibited
31:10by the full extent of the law
31:13to leave these premises
31:14of these
31:16your not-so-humble domicile
31:19for thou art not to be seen
31:21by the Stingray Pirate Syndicates.
31:26Are there any questions?
31:29Ahh...
31:31Oh...
31:31Ahh...
31:31Ay!
31:31Ay!
31:33Ay!
31:34Ay!
31:34Ay!
31:34Ay!
31:35Ay!
31:35Ay!
31:36Ay!
31:36Ay!
31:36Ay!
31:37Ay!
31:38Ay!
31:38Ay!
31:39Ay!
31:39Hah!
31:40Ah!
31:40Hawak niyo na si Gigi!
31:42Pinakawalan niyo pa!
31:44Ay!
31:45Dapat sa inyo,
31:46maparusahan
31:47PARA MAGBUNOT!
31:52Hindi na ako maulat!
31:53Hindi na ako maulat!
31:54Tama na punay!
31:55Hindi na ako maulat!
31:56Tapos na ako sa pag-torture ko sa'yo.
32:00Next!
32:05May pahimahing matay ba kayo?
32:07Kapag hindi kayo gumising,
32:09sa ibang parte ako magbubunot!
32:12Ano?
32:13Ha?
32:14Ay!
32:16Taas!
32:18Taas!
32:19Taas!
32:21Ha?
32:30Ate, pwede ba kay Yasmin mo nalang iutos to?
32:32O yan, yan ang problema!
32:33Utos kayo ng utos!
32:34Hindi pwedeng mabagot ako dahil wala akong ginagawa!
32:37Hindi porket kinulong ako ni Dindo, di ba?
32:39Mamatay ako pag wala akong gagawin!
32:40Okay, sige! O, ako nalang gagawa!
32:42Ako nalang lahat!
32:43Sana kasi yung iba dyan ay nagtutrabaho naman!
32:46Hindi yung pabasa-basa nalang!
32:48Pakuyakuyakuy nalang!
32:50At ho masyado kakaloka!
32:52Ate Gigi, pwede bang pakisabihan yung kapatid nyo na itikom niya ang kanyang bibig?
32:58Dahil ayaw kong marinig ang boses niya!
33:00Nakakairita!
33:01Ay!
33:02Best actor!
33:03Ay!
33:04Kapal na mukha!
33:05Pakal na mukha!
33:06Pangpamas!
33:07Kala mo bahay niya!
33:08Nakikitira lang naman!
33:10Ay!
33:11Ito mga kabatang to!
33:12Ang oo eh!
33:13Akala mo lahat ng sinasabi, importante!
33:15Tapas naman itong pasuna to!
33:18Hindi ko na nakita yung halaman!
33:20Pwede, siguro patong-patong!
33:23Ate!
33:24Ay!
33:25Ay!
33:26Kunin mo nga yung ibang pamakaboto doon!
33:28Yung ano?
33:29Yung tita o bata o batani, sigari!
33:31Girls!
33:32Umalis na tayo dito!
33:34Masyadong maraming basura!
33:36Baka magkasakit pa tayo!
33:38May epidemic pa naman ngayon!
33:40Yes!
33:41Okay, let's go!
33:42Baka makagat tayo ng kung anumang klaseng lamok dyan!
33:45Madenge pa tayo!
33:46Bye!
33:47Bye to President!
33:48Bye!
33:49Bye!
33:50Bye!
33:51Basura?
33:52Nasaan ba ang basura?
33:53Eh, ang babango natin?
33:54Dengay agad?
33:56Ang yabang-yabang nitong bunny na to!
33:58Akala naman niya may boboto sa kanya!
34:01Ate, imposibleng walang boboto sa kanya!
34:05Kasi alam mo kung bakit!
34:06Hanggang ngayon, wala pa rin naglalakas loob sa kanya dito sa asosasyon na kuman na dato!
34:12Hindi totoo yan!
34:14Dahil nag-file ako ng aking candidacy!
34:17Nagtataka nga ako, hanggang ngayon hindi pa ako fina-follow up ng election committee!
34:25Ha?
34:26Bakit nawawala yung application ko?
34:28Eh, nag-file naman talaga ako ng candidacy ah!
34:31Pambihira naman oh!
34:33Nasaan ba yung chairman ng election?
34:35Gusto kong kausapin!
34:37Moms! Iyaan na!
34:39Huwag ka naman kandidato!
34:41Hindi!
34:42Manuog na lang tayo ng sine!
34:44Hindi anak! Hindi pwede ito!
34:45Kailangan makausap ko ang...
34:47Bakit, Mrs. Jones?
34:49Eh, ikaw?
34:50Ikaw?
34:51Ikaw ang chairman ng election na ito?
34:56Eh, kaya naman pala eh!
34:58Nawawala yung application form ko ng candidacy!
35:00Bakit ganon?
35:01Nasaan na yun?
35:02Eh, talaga naman nag-file ako ah!
35:04Ano naman ang gusto mong palabasin ha, Stephanie?
35:07Nasadyang winala ng asawa ko?
35:09Ang application of candidacy mo?
35:12Ganon ba yun?
35:14Hindi magagawa ng asawa kong si Winston yan.
35:17Napakabuti niya at matinu ang asawa ko.
35:21Eh kung gano'n, nasa na yung application ko?
35:23Bakit nawawala?
35:25Mami?
35:26Oh?
35:27Ito ba yung...
35:28yung nag-uusapan niyo ng application?
35:33Ayan o! Application form ito eh!
35:36Ito!
35:37Ayan niya ang picture ko eh!
35:39Bakit mo ginagawang coloring book?
35:41Ha?
35:42Ba't yung ginagawang application form ko?
35:44Sabi kasi ni Mami at Daddy,
35:46scratch paper na daw yan!
35:49Huwag ako ate!
35:50Di office na office,
35:52nag-untahin ka nila!
35:53Ate, ipagtanggol mo ang sarili mo!
35:55Galing lang ka siya!
35:56Dali natin!
35:57Dali!
35:58Dali!
36:00Hindi lang.
36:04Mrs. Jones!
36:05Mrs. Jones!
36:06Mrs. Jones!
36:07Mrs. Jones!
36:08Ulit-ulit!
36:11Pasensya ka na kung...
36:14napagkamalang scratch paper ang yung application.
36:17Ah, para naman hindi mo isipin na sinasabotage namin ang...
36:23ang iyong candidacy.
36:25Ah...
36:27Pwede ka mag-file ng panibagong application form doon.
36:31Ah, oo! Pirmahan mo!
36:32Pirmahan mo!
36:33Oo, sige!
36:34Nasaan na?
36:35Ito ah!
36:36Huwag kang mag-alala ah!
36:38Hindi naman malalaga sa doon.
36:39Sabi, abisado ko natin.
36:40Tama ba magpaskil sa wall?
36:44Eww!
36:45What do they think of our village?
36:47Cheap?
36:48Oh my god!
36:49Dali ka!
36:50Sabihin natin ito kay...
36:51Cheap!
36:52Cheap!
36:53Cheap!
36:54Cheap!
36:55Lagi mo ako dito sa likod!
36:56Ate, ano ang pangalan nung ano, Ate?
36:57Yung sa ano?
36:58Yung sa sine yun eh!
36:59Napanood nyo natin dati!
37:00Yung sa may bilaot eh!
37:01Yung lumilipad na ganunt eh!
37:03Si Matet!
37:04Oo!
37:05Siya yung sa ano eh, sa...
37:06Eh sino nga yung sa halimaw sabang, Ate Gigi?
37:08Yun yung pinapanood dami sa Betamax yung nanay ko dati!
37:10Halimaw sabang!
37:11Si Matet!
37:14Ah!
37:15Siya di pala yun!
37:16Siya yung gumagi niyan!
37:17Ay yung parang owa!
37:18Ay yung parang owa!
37:19Ay yung parang owa!
37:20Ay yung mga ganon!
37:21Ay hindi!
37:22Owa ba?
37:23Yung ganon?
37:24Hindi si Matet yun!
37:25Alam ko yan eh!
37:26Hindi si Matet niya si...
37:27Si Lai Dili!
37:28Si Lai Dili ganon?
37:30Lai Dili yun!
37:31Hindi Matet!
37:32Kasi ate si Matet ayun o!
37:34Ayun!
37:35O active pa rin sa showbis!
37:39Si Matet ba talaga yan?
37:41Mukha siya Santo Papa!
37:43Dito!
37:44Dito!
37:45Dito oh!
37:46Lilisin mo nga ito!
37:47Pwede pa ito idikit!
37:48Paano ate?
37:49Didila ako po!
37:50O ito pa!
37:51Napunit!
37:52Ang mahal-mahal!
37:53Pulang kape!
37:54Ramat!
37:55Saan?
37:56Saan?
37:57Saan?
37:58Saan?
37:59Maliit yan!
38:00Saan din saan?
38:01Pagin mo dinala?
38:02Ito!
38:03Hindi!
38:04Ano pa yan?
38:05Busy kami!
38:06Punin mo sa bag ko!
38:07Saan mo flyer?
38:08Darlene!
38:09Sweetheart!
38:10Hello!
38:11Ay!
38:12Pwede pa ako magtanong?
38:13Oo!
38:14Sama ko!
38:15Sama ko!
38:16Ang galing!
38:17Ang galing!
38:18Ang galing!
38:19Diba?
38:20Ewan na doon lang!
38:21Ayun!
38:22Diba?
38:23Diba?
38:24Ate!
38:25Ate si Matet!
38:26Ang galing!
38:27Oo!
38:28Naalam ko na!
38:29Ayan si Matet!
38:30Nage-endorse ng gata!
38:31Sikat na sikat!
38:32Malapad ang noo!
38:33Mapute!
38:34May dimples!
38:36Hi Malang!
38:38Matet?
38:40At dahil sa kanilang kakaibang talent
38:42kaya na iparamdam nila sa atin
38:44ang pagmamahal nila sa isa't isa
38:46kahit napagtawanan sila ng iba
38:48ang mga nanalo ay sina
38:50Kaya ako po kayo gusto matalo
38:52kasi ngayon palang busy-busy na kayo
38:54nawawala na kayo na atin dyan sa akin eh
38:56Kaya gusto kong manalo bilang presidente
38:59para makatulong ako sa ibang tao
39:01Ako?
39:02Di ba ako nangangalangan ng tulong?
39:05Mas kailangan ko nangang tulong niyong moms
39:07Kailangan ko!
39:08Delalak niyo ako!
39:11Kasi magandang pa siya kumilip kaya simple
39:13Hibis na sinuntok mo si Dindo
39:16Yung...
39:17Anong pang ginawa ko sa kanya?
39:19Dalen! Dalen!
39:20You don't understand!
39:21Ano pa ba namin pinagsususcratch?
39:23Saan yung mga yan na may tinatago?
39:25Secret?
39:26We heard somebody call her?
39:27Ako Gigi!
39:29Gigi?
39:30Ting!
39:31LELIL YUMR?
39:33DED, DEE, DEM PENESS!
39:34Terny ki it!
39:35abi!
39:39Japan
39:47AI
39:51AI
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39:57AI
39:57AI
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39:58AI
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