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When Phil, an ordinary guy with a quiet life, runs into the film star of his dreams at the cheese counter he can’t bel | dG1fd1dlWUtCWG1DUnM
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00:00Come on, Phil, it's time to move on. It's what Shelley would have wanted.
00:10Well, Shel said the only person I could move on with was Keira Knightley, so...
00:14Keira Knightley? Yeah.
00:16Yeah, well, good luck with that, mate.
00:26Sussex Charmer, please.
00:30I'm Keira.
00:38I'm Keira. I mean, I'm Phil. Phil.
00:48Nice to meet you, Phil, Phil.
00:50Yeah.
01:00Keira Knightley. I know this is probably ridiculous, because I'm just feeling, and you're obviously...
01:07But it's Christmas, so I was wondering if you'd consider all...
01:11I'd love to.
01:11Oh.
01:13Tuesday?
01:15Tuesday, yeah.
01:15Oh, Lord, of me!
01:39Tomorrow, then.
02:04Phil?
02:05Yeah, maybe.
02:11You can't give up just because you've got competition, mate.
02:14What could I possibly give her that Mark hasn't?
02:17Why don't you cook for her?
02:24Look, I can't just cook for someone I love, Mum.
02:26Cooking for someone is love, darling.
02:31A Nan's Turkey Boy!
02:32Hi.
02:54Hi.
02:54I've made you something special to say.
03:03Thank you, darling.
03:04We've got the food delivery.
03:09You're weird.
03:13Sorry.
03:14I...
03:14Sorry.
03:16Why did I ever think that she'd...
03:21Phil!
03:22It's a jump in.
03:23Phil!
03:24That was Mark.
03:25In the house.
03:27He's my brother.
03:31Oh.
03:32Well, I've made lots of bits and pieces.
03:34Um, cranberry sauce.
03:35I did some farts and farts.
03:36I love you, too.
03:44She's a star.
03:51Oh, my in the park here.
03:52Oh.
03:53She's a star.
03:55She's a star.
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