The Cave | movie | 2025 | Official Clip

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00:00Lut-dut-dut-dee-dee-dee-rring-ting-ting-ting-ting-ting-ting-ting...

00:05Bing-bong-bong-boom-bing-bing...

00:07Bing-bing-bing-bing-bing-bing-bang-ah-boom-boom-boom-boom-boom-boom...

00:12Boa...

00:13Who said that?

00:14Turn around.

00:16Facing his face at the cave.

00:17Alright, Facing The Cave...

00:20Very creepy, what can I do for you?

00:23Where are you going?

00:25I'm on my way to heckle A Child's Talent Show...

00:28At the end of which I will be hopping up on stage and blowing those little idiots out of the water with a performance of my own.

00:35What if they hate you and they love you?

00:39They're not going to hate me. I have the perfect performance.

00:43It is called Mantrum, and it is where I hop on stage, don a large diaper, and have an adult tantrum.

00:51I roll and scream to show the loudness of when you're small, contrasted with the belly of when you're big.

00:59They're going to think that's really weird, but I can help you.

01:02I can give you a chance to let you dance and let some of my spinners.

01:07Ooh, hard pass. What is dancing but moving around to a bunch of random sounds? No, ew, no thank you.

01:14I can give you a chance to let you dance and let some of my spinners.

01:17No, no, no, no, no, no. I worry about getting too buff, you know.

01:22Everyone wants to be huge these days, and I'm like, whoa, guys, come on.

01:27You know, some guys are lean. We don't all have to be Jigod, Jigod Namus, Jigod Namuses, you know.

01:36Ooh, hear that notification? That means it's time for a clan war.

01:42What?

01:43It's this badass game called Lord of Clans, where you're in a clan, and you have to individually stab a guy who your clan has captured.

01:52And if you do it in a quick enough fashion, then you get XP, and you can message other club members and hope that they're a girl,

01:59and then get all disappointed and angry and go online and type some stuff that you regret later.

02:04Oh my, look at this guy go. Whoa, stabby, stabby. Wow, you're quick.

02:09One sec, one sec, hold on.

02:14Hey, hey, move it, blockhead. I'm jogging through.

02:18Yes, yes, one second.

02:19No, no seconds. Look, there's this guy in a parking lot that I really want to talk to, but he's too quick,

02:25so I got to learn to go fast so I can run him down and...

02:28Go around him, go past the cave.

02:30Oh, yeah, I didn't think of that. I'm going to go around you, past this cave here.

02:35But listen, man, you're going on my list of people I'm going to do something to, and I don't even know what.

02:41So.

02:43One second.

02:44Jeez, Dylan Thompson is freaking out in the chat in here.

02:48He's saying I'm not stabbing this thing really fast enough.

02:50Whatever.

02:51Oh, oh, there we go. I lost.

02:54Damn it.

02:55Dylan is going to freak out.

02:57Whatever.

02:58I should be going.

02:59It was weird talking to you.

03:00I don't like you.

03:01I won't be coming this way again.

03:03Goodbye.

03:04Wait, I can make you rich.

03:06Oh, no, you're just, you're too creepy.

03:09I just don't trust you.

03:10I can make you.

03:10No, nope, I'm going to be, I'm going to be going.

03:17Thank you, goodbye.

03:18Wait, wait, wait.

03:20What? What, what is it?

03:22I have some cool fucking Lego Star Wars sets you can have for free.

03:26You have Lego Star Wars in there?

03:29Oh, oh, oh, oh.

The Cave | movie | 2025 | Official Clip

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