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Royston Vasey's miserable vicar, the Reverend Bernice Woodall, is in a typically un-festive mood, haunted by a terrible | dG1fZWhneXBxaXk2bTQ
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00:00Keep it still, dickhead!
00:02Hurry up, Julie!
00:03Don't shout!
00:05I can't keep it up much longer!
00:07Oh, that's what he said last night, Julie!
00:09Oh, shut up, you bastard!
00:11I'll have to do what I normally do and finish it off myself!
00:13I can't help it, me arm's hurting!
00:15Oh yeah, I forgot it's your wanking hand, isn't it?
00:18Your mum's just upset, Julie, because I'm going line dancing tonight.
00:21He's not, Julie!
00:22He is, Julie!
00:23When's he coming home, ask him!
00:24When he's ready, tell her!
00:26Well, what about the tree? We always put the tree up as a family, don't we, Julie?
00:30Oh, we're not putting that up again. We've had it ten years.
00:33So, what's a good tree is that, ain't it, Julie?
00:35It's all shriveled up and the baubles have dropped off!
00:38Julie doesn't want to hear about your personal problems.
00:40Oh, that's it. I'm going.
00:45Wait!
00:48Will you please ask your dad if he'll come home and stuff the turkey tonight?
00:53It's too late for that, Julie.
00:54It's been in the freezer too long.
01:03I'll see you later, Julie.
01:06Julie!
01:07You've had college today.
01:09Oh yeah.
01:09All right.
01:10All right.
01:15We'll see you later.
01:15Bye.
01:16Bye!
01:17Bye.
01:22Bye.
01:24Bye.
01:27Bye.
01:27Bye.
01:28A great one.
01:29Ready?
01:29Bye.
01:29Bye.
01:35Everybody's arrived…
01:36Bye.
01:37Bye.
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