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Beautifull Woman Dating 3 Men ( HD ).
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00:02:29Once you've identified that it's a car, that's half the battle.
00:02:32You wouldn't want people thinking it's like a type of sausage or something.
00:02:35I have a master's degree. This shouldn't be so hard.
00:02:38Today's your lucky day. I'm about to bail you out.
00:02:41Here we go. Ready? Let me get a firm grip on this chair.
00:02:45Alright, go.
00:02:47Lexus, I'm loving it.
00:02:50Not your finest.
00:02:52Okay, what about this?
00:02:54Lexus, who says there's no cure for micropenis?
00:02:58It would work better for an SUV or a handgun. You're a bit off-brand with that one.
00:03:02Okay, for real.
00:03:04Lexus, what else are you going to spend a hundred grand on?
00:03:07Cocaine?
00:03:09Maybe. Let's keep that one on the back burner.
00:03:13Apparently the market research shows that luxury car owners see the world as a chaotic hellhole that they need to be cocooned from.
00:03:20I'm thinking of exploiting that angle.
00:03:23Lexus, like crawling back into your mother's womb.
00:03:28I think we show an ultrasound to the guy driving the Lexus right in the penis normally.
00:03:34What are you doing after work? You want to hit a patio?
00:03:38No lucky guy tonight?
00:03:40No, just me.
00:03:41That's a change.
00:03:43Okay, let's leave early. As far as I'm concerned, we've certainly earned our salary today and then some.
00:03:50Agreed.
00:03:51Lexus, you think it's Swedish but it's really Japanese.
00:03:55Lexus, Henry Miller's most entertaining novel.
00:03:59Those two gentlemen send these drinks over with their compliments.
00:04:02Which ones?
00:04:03Don't you have enough already?
00:04:05I'm thinking about you.
00:04:06You're right over there?
00:04:08Mmm, I don't think so.
00:04:10What do you think?
00:04:11I wouldn't.
00:04:12Come on, we don't want to be rude and reject their generosity.
00:04:16Tell them we say thank you?
00:04:17But that we're lesbians.
00:04:19That's harsh.
00:04:21To our summer.
00:04:25Cheers.
00:04:27But you're not attempting the scholar's maid, huh?
00:04:30No.
00:04:31Because I am wise to that.
00:04:33Are you wise to the Hiroshima?
00:04:35No!
00:04:36No!
00:04:37You come here!
00:04:50Ugh!
00:04:51That was at only 7 p.m.
00:04:53Whoa!
00:04:54Ow!
00:04:55My God!
00:04:58Body shot.
00:04:59Ow!
00:05:00That was my poop.
00:05:01I feel really sick.
00:05:02Oh God.
00:05:03Ooh.
00:05:04Ooh!
00:05:05Uh-huh!
00:05:06Ugh.
00:05:07Uh-huh.
00:05:08Ow!
00:05:10Ow!
00:05:11Oh, god!
00:05:12I'm so scared of it.
00:05:14Oh god!
00:05:15Uh-huh!
00:05:16Uh-huh!
00:05:17Oh!
00:05:18Uh-huh!
00:05:19And, uh-huh!
00:05:20Uh-huh!
00:05:21Oh!
00:05:22Oh!
00:05:23Uh-huh!
00:05:24Uh-huh!
00:05:26Uh-huh!
00:05:27Uh-huh!
00:05:28Uh-huh!
00:05:29Uh-huh!
00:05:30Oh, my God.
00:06:00So, I was thinking we'll leave Friday afternoon and then we'll be back Monday noon-ish.
00:06:29You know I'm not really a cottage person.
00:06:31Oh, come on. You're in this park all the time.
00:06:34The cottage is this park times ten.
00:06:36You can go fishing and kikes.
00:06:37You can go fishing here.
00:06:38You can't compare that dirty old pond to the lakes up north.
00:06:41It might be a dirty old pond, but it's my dirty old pond.
00:06:46Besides, why do you guys always have to bring your women?
00:06:48What happened to the society of men?
00:06:50You want us to descend into barbarism?
00:06:52What do you think about this?
00:06:56I don't know. It's nice, I guess.
00:06:59I found it when I was jogging in the park, just sitting there all by itself in the bushes.
00:07:04What do you think it means?
00:07:05You know my friends ask about you all the time?
00:07:10Do you not like them?
00:07:11I'd rather you didn't talk about me so much.
00:07:14Well, that's just because they thought that I was making you up.
00:07:17But I met them that one time.
00:07:19Yeah, yeah, that one time for about an hour and then you had to go.
00:07:23Well, places to kill, people to see.
00:07:25Okay, how about this?
00:07:30You go to the cottage with your friends.
00:07:33And the next weekend, we'll hold a barbecue.
00:07:36We can invite both of our friends.
00:07:39You know, you can be a little standoff for a set time.
00:07:43I don't see what the problem is.
00:07:45One party just became two.
00:07:47I think that's a pretty good deal.
00:07:49You seriously don't want to go to the cottage?
00:07:51I seriously don't want to go to the cottage.
00:07:52But, um, I was thinking maybe we could go up to my apartment now.
00:08:06Okay.
00:08:07Okay.
00:08:08Okay.
00:08:22That was nice.
00:08:27What was that for?
00:08:28Watching you from behind, you deserved a lot more than just a kiss.
00:08:32I just didn't know how to flatter a girl.
00:08:37Let's keep going.
00:08:38Whoever finishes first gets to go on top.
00:08:40I didn't like that.
00:08:59I feel kind of nauseous.
00:09:00Well, you almost passed out twice.
00:09:02Well, no.
00:09:03One of the times I was just pretending.
00:09:05Oh, just so I could slow down?
00:09:07Great.
00:09:08I'll have a water, please.
00:09:09Um, can I have a chocolate milkshake with two pumps of syrup and extra cream?
00:09:15Uh, do you want a Big Mac McFlurry gummy bear sandwich with that, too?
00:09:19You know what?
00:09:20You just do you.
00:09:21Open me.
00:09:22Well, you just worked out.
00:09:22You got to keep this tight for me.
00:09:24Come on, now.
00:09:25Please don't let your health resume in this beautiful moment.
00:09:28All right, all right.
00:09:28But I'm going to make you work it off later.
00:09:30How?
00:09:31We'll come up with that.
00:09:35All right.
00:09:36Open it.
00:09:36Any more wine?
00:09:41In your paw.
00:09:43Too bad.
00:09:46So, are you happy with how everything wins?
00:09:48The seller was thrilled.
00:09:50The buyer got a beautiful house at a great price.
00:09:53I get genius points from both parties.
00:09:54Plus, a very generous commission.
00:09:57Oh, that's Mike Thompson, the tender shark.
00:10:00Well, I don't know about the shark part.
00:10:03So, how are you going to treat yourself?
00:10:06Actually, I was thinking about treating us.
00:10:08Oh, really?
00:10:08I like the sound of that.
00:10:10Mm-hmm.
00:10:10The client I sold for was thrilled with my work.
00:10:13So, he gave me his apartment in Sicily for a week.
00:10:18Oh.
00:10:19So, I was thinking, we'll eat pizza, drink wine, hang out on the beach.
00:10:25What do you think?
00:10:26I don't think I can get away from work.
00:10:27You're always bragging you can work from anywhere.
00:10:29And besides the flying, I...
00:10:31You'll sleep on the plane.
00:10:33One week.
00:10:34It'd be great.
00:10:35Don't get me wrong, it's a fabulous offer, but I...
00:10:38Be reviewed.
00:10:39Even if it means you can knock off from work from a patio every day.
00:10:44And let me look at my calendar and think about it.
00:10:46It's there to think about.
00:10:47Free place to stay.
00:10:49Sicily.
00:10:50Sun.
00:10:51Us.
00:10:51Let me look into it.
00:10:56You know, I'm beginning to think you're not taking this seriously.
00:10:59Well, what are you doing Saturday?
00:11:02Can you drive me to pick up my new bike?
00:11:04Are you scared?
00:11:05I know, I just want to get there before the store closes.
00:11:07I was talking about the trip.
00:11:09Right.
00:11:10Sorry.
00:11:13Flory, I'm crazy about you.
00:11:15Haven't I shown that?
00:11:15You have.
00:11:17If there's something about me or about us as a couple that's giving you pause,
00:11:22let's talk about it.
00:11:23I don't know where this is coming from.
00:11:25It's been on my mind for a while now.
00:11:26I'm very happy to be spending time with you.
00:11:31Have I ever given you a hard time?
00:11:34Have we ever even had a fight?
00:11:35No, but if we have a touch of conflict once in a while, is that such a crime?
00:11:40It's nothing we can solve with a little communication.
00:11:44You're right.
00:11:46It's my fault.
00:11:47I shouldn't have brushed off your trip proposal.
00:11:52Maybe it is a bit early to be going on a big trip together.
00:11:55That's fine.
00:11:58Now you're giving me something.
00:12:01I care about you.
00:12:03I know.
00:12:03I don't know if you're going on a big trip.
00:12:07Listen.
00:12:08We'll bring up the trip in a week or so.
00:12:10If we can make it, great.
00:12:13If not,
00:12:15it's not the end of the world.
00:12:23You want another grape?
00:12:25Uh-huh.
00:12:26Oh, man.
00:12:27I think it's raining.
00:12:29Here.
00:12:29I think it's raining.
00:12:30Oh, man.
00:12:32Oh, man.
00:12:43Oh, man.
00:12:52Oh, man.
00:12:54Oh, man.
00:12:58Oh, yeah.
00:12:58Oh, man.
00:12:59Oh, man.
00:12:59The logistics must be a pain in the ass.
00:13:15Have you ever screamed out the wrong name while you're having sex?
00:13:17I only screamed for the Dalai Lama.
00:13:19Stop!
00:13:19With logistics, I'm doing it, what can I say?
00:13:23Well, if none of them know about each other,
00:13:25what are you going to do if one of them asks if you're seeing other people?
00:13:27Well, if none of them I've asked six months in,
00:13:30what are the chances of them asking now?
00:13:32You little shit.
00:13:34Well, I guess if you can juggle them all for now, at least,
00:13:37then, you know, why not?
00:13:39Juggling's tricky, but what's harder is when one of them wants to spend time with me
00:13:42and I have to say no.
00:13:43That's not surprising.
00:13:44From everything you've told me, the feelings for you are genuine.
00:13:47I had to say no to Matt yesterday.
00:13:48Poor guy.
00:13:49I should have seen him.
00:13:51I wanted to go to the zoo.
00:13:52It was so cute.
00:13:53I felt terrible letting him down.
00:13:55Why'd you brush him off?
00:13:56Because I had to see Tom for his birthday,
00:13:58which was a reschedule from last week when I brushed Tom off to see James
00:14:00because he was some keynote speaker at an athletics convention.
00:14:06Can you take one of these guys off my hands?
00:14:08I go with James.
00:14:09He's pretty cute.
00:14:10The other day, we went to the Edward Hopper show at the museum.
00:14:14You should have heard the guy express his feelings about the paintings.
00:14:17You may think he's all muscles,
00:14:19but I'm telling you, the man has the soul of a poet.
00:14:21How am I supposed to let that go?
00:14:23Oh, sorry.
00:14:25Maybe you should, you know, scale it back a bit.
00:14:28Look, I get it.
00:14:30After everything has happened,
00:14:31things are amazing for you right now.
00:14:33But you're not thinking of anybody but yourself.
00:14:36Have you ever considered that maybe one of these guys have you in mind
00:14:38when they're thinking about their future?
00:14:40I wonder if guys have these dilemmas when they're dating multiple women.
00:14:43No, gender has nothing to do with it.
00:14:44It's about being direct and honest.
00:14:47We're in our 30s, you know.
00:14:48You can, but...
00:14:48Hey, hey, hey, hey, for the record,
00:14:50have you know I'm not 30 till next week.
00:14:54Which one of them are you going to go out with for your birthday, then?
00:14:56I don't even want to think about that.
00:14:58Can we make it a girls' night?
00:15:01Are you considering any of these guys for the long term?
00:15:04I think so.
00:15:05It's hard to say.
00:15:07Well, like, which one is the best fit for you?
00:15:08They all have different qualities and specific things I like about them.
00:15:13It's hard to pick just one.
00:15:15And really, how practical is it to pick just one?
00:15:19I mean, look at the divorce rates.
00:15:20The numbers don't lie.
00:15:22I know this guy who's been dating two women.
00:15:25It's like a...
00:15:25They're a couple, or like a threesome, I guess.
00:15:28They've been making it work for two years.
00:15:31Maybe you're the one that's going to break the mold for four.
00:15:34That could only work if we had multiple washrooms in the house.
00:15:37I mean, I am not sharing a washroom with Tom.
00:15:40Or Matt, for that matter.
00:15:42Oh, and then we'd have to live in, like, a Mormon-style compound.
00:15:46Or another option is you can maintain the status quo.
00:15:49Eventually, one of them's bound to drop you.
00:15:51Oh, because I'm so easily droppable?
00:15:53Okay, just humor me.
00:15:55What if one of them called you up today and said,
00:15:57I'm moving on?
00:16:00I like to think I'm pretty irresistible.
00:16:02Just answer the question.
00:16:05I guess I'd feel a bit hurt.
00:16:07Relieved, maybe?
00:16:09I don't know.
00:16:11I might actually feel kind of empty.
00:16:17Kate, don't you think that says something?
00:16:20You know,
00:16:20sometimes your utter lack of ambition shocks me.
00:16:26Let's go get ice cream.
00:16:28Come on.
00:16:29Okay.
00:16:30It's funny.
00:16:51I don't feel like I'm lying to these guys, but you're a different person with different
00:17:01people, right?
00:17:01So there's only a fraction of you that they actually see.
00:17:07And part of that's kind of nice.
00:17:09It's not a terrible thing to reinvent yourself.
00:17:14Get to be somewhere else for a little while.
00:17:16It's also terrible not to be fully known.
00:17:23I don't think people want to know that kind of thing.
00:17:26It's too much.
00:17:27I don't know.
00:17:29Maybe they do.
00:17:30Maybe they do.
00:17:30Maybe they don't.
00:17:31I don't know.
00:17:32But like then...
00:17:34Like then who are you...
00:17:36Who are you living for, Flory?
00:17:39What are you doing?
00:17:42I always...
00:17:43I always really bought into that adage, you know, whatever doesn't kill you makes you stronger.
00:17:49I don't think that's true.
00:17:52I think there are...
00:17:53I don't think that's true either.
00:17:55Let's see.
00:17:56I want to speak this bunch of shit.
00:17:59There's some stuff that happens to you that takes a chunk.
00:18:05And you just have to keep going.
00:18:07But you're not okay.
00:18:11And how do you...
00:18:12How do you go up to somebody who you want to have a relationship with and present yourself
00:18:18as this like...
00:18:20Amputated person with chunks missing from you and be like...
00:18:25Here I am.
00:18:26Here's all the parts.
00:18:27Here's the parts that aren't there.
00:18:30Yeah, but don't you think these other people have chunks missing too?
00:18:35Not in the same way.
00:18:40And how do you...
00:18:41How do you explain yourself?
00:18:46I don't.
00:18:47You don't.
00:18:48See?
00:19:01Wouldn't your ducks ever get thirsty?
00:19:06Probably not.
00:19:07No, if you weren't here right now, I would not have come into the park.
00:19:19No, a couple of nights ago...
00:19:21The sun was coming down, so it wasn't like totally dark out yet.
00:19:24Yeah.
00:19:24I was walking just on the path by myself being like,
00:19:27I should really get out of here.
00:19:28Yeah.
00:19:28This is not so good.
00:19:30And I hear in the bushes like...
00:19:31I'm like, what?
00:19:33Is that a raccoon or something?
00:19:34And I go, and there's like a man full-on jerking off in the middle of the park.
00:19:40And then he like, looks up at me like, like I'm in trouble.
00:19:44I'm like, excuse me.
00:19:49So, yeah.
00:19:51Instinctively, I'm just like, sorry.
00:19:53I'm sorry to interrupt your private moment.
00:19:58So, do you want me to just like, you know, turn around?
00:20:02I don't know.
00:20:02I don't know.
00:20:02I don't know.
00:20:02I don't know.
00:20:32So, do you want me to just like, you know, turn around, you know, turn around, you know, turn around, you know, turn around, you know, turn around, you know, turn around, you know, turn around, you know, turn around, you know, turn around, you know, turn around, you know, turn around, you know, turn around, you know, turn around, you know, turn around, you know, turn around, you know, turn around, you know, turn around, you know, turn around, you know, turn around, you know, turn around, you know, turn around, you know, turn around, you know, turn around, you know, turn around, you know, turn around, you know, turn around, you know, turn around, you know, turn around, you know, turn around, you know, turn around, you know, turn around, you know, turn around, you know, turn around, you know, turn around, you know, turn around, you
00:21:02Love is merely a madness, and I tell you deserves as well a dark house and whip as madmen do.
00:21:12And the reason why they're not so punished and cured is that the lunacy is so ordinary that the whippers are in love too.
00:21:19But I profess curing it by counsel.
00:21:22Did you ever cure any self?
00:21:24Yes. One.
00:21:26And in this manner, he was to imagine me, his love, his mistress, and I sent him every day to woo me, at which time would I, being but a moonish youth, grieve, be effeminate, changeable, longing, and liking, proud, fantastical, full of tears, full of smiles, for every passion something, and for no passion truly anything.
00:21:50Oh, I fill my lungs with water just to see that face of yours
00:22:06Okay, listeners, I got a little note here saying it's Flory's birthday today, and her boyfriend sends her this song.
00:22:13Happy birthday, Flory, to make it a good one.
00:22:20Happy birthday, Flory, to make it a good one.
00:22:50Happy birthday, young lady.
00:22:56Look at your life.
00:22:57Shit.
00:22:59Oh, whoa.
00:23:01The gentlemen were looking for you.
00:23:03I told them you weren't here as per your instructions.
00:23:08Lori, give me a break.
00:23:09I can't believe you're making me do your dirty work.
00:23:11Please.
00:23:12God, I've always been such a sucker for sunflowers.
00:23:15Aw.
00:23:18Look at this.
00:23:19Take us to the opera.
00:23:21These are box seats.
00:23:23You know the kind that you go in, you get your own coat hanger?
00:23:25Ooh, very fancy.
00:23:27That must be Thompson.
00:23:29It is.
00:23:30That man has such a wonderful taste.
00:23:32Go.
00:23:33What's in the box?
00:23:34Let's see.
00:23:36Look at this.
00:23:38What a sweetheart.
00:23:39Don't tell me those are homemade.
00:23:40Uh-huh.
00:23:41That is so good in the kitchen.
00:23:43You have no idea.
00:23:46Oh, that was...
00:23:49Mmm.
00:23:51That's good.
00:23:56Oh, just a love letter from James.
00:23:59Oh.
00:24:00Listen to this.
00:24:03I want to lay you down like a diamond.
00:24:05Oh.
00:24:08And here.
00:24:10A woman without freckles is like the sky without stars.
00:24:13I didn't know you had freckles.
00:24:14On my back.
00:24:16Just...
00:24:16Flora, you've got to stop all this.
00:24:18What are you doing?
00:24:19I hate you in my eyes only.
00:24:22You're not giving any of these guys an honest chance.
00:24:26You want to fling around great, but come on.
00:24:28Don't be such a movie.
00:24:29Look, this guy did all this baking.
00:24:32You don't think he has better things to do with his time?
00:24:34Instead, he's trying to make you happy.
00:24:36You can't even let him take you out for an hour on your birthday.
00:24:38Well, I can't go out with all of them on the same day, can I?
00:24:43This guy spent $600 for tickets to the opera.
00:24:47You've been dating for six months.
00:24:48It's not like he's trying to get into your pants.
00:24:50I could be going out with a guy like this.
00:24:52Don't tell me.
00:24:53You're jealous.
00:24:56You know what?
00:24:57I don't want to see you right now.
00:25:00My advice?
00:25:01Grow the fuck up and be honest with these guys.
00:25:03Don't be so sensitive, Henry.
00:25:05Oh, yeah.
00:25:06By the way, happy birthday.
00:25:09Take us to the baseball game.
00:25:11Good luck trying to find somebody to go with.
00:25:14Please, Henry.
00:25:15Can we talk about this?
00:25:16No.
00:25:17I want to go.
00:25:17Don't you think you're overreacting a little bit?
00:25:24I don't want to go to the baseball game with one of them.
00:25:30You are overreacting, you know that?
00:25:34I'll call you.
00:25:47Wait, are you the artist in residency here?
00:26:14Yes, I am.
00:26:15Dom, good morning.
00:26:16Lori, nice to meet you.
00:26:18All right.
00:26:19Yeah, what are you working on?
00:26:21Well, I think I feel pretty good about it.
00:26:24What do you think?
00:26:27Now, be honest.
00:26:28I can take it.
00:26:29I think it's definitely going somewhere.
00:26:31Good.
00:26:32This is wonderful.
00:26:36Ah, you noticed.
00:26:38That one there is the mother.
00:26:41This will be the daughter.
00:26:43It's beautiful.
00:26:45Well, thanks.
00:26:46What brings you around, Flory?
00:26:48Oh.
00:26:50I was playing detective.
00:26:52Actually, you might be able to help me with this.
00:26:56Lady detective.
00:26:57I like it.
00:26:58Shoot.
00:27:00I found this in the park.
00:27:02Really?
00:27:05It's nice.
00:27:06It's got a strong hand to it.
00:27:08That's the second one I found in the last few weeks.
00:27:11Really?
00:27:12How can you lose two?
00:27:13Right?
00:27:14Yeah, I think they're being left on purpose.
00:27:16Some sort of art trick or prank type thing.
00:27:21Sounds like a lot of work for some cheap ploy.
00:27:23I'm pretty sure that the wood is black oak.
00:27:29There's lots of it here in the park.
00:27:31So you think the sculpture is indigenous to the park?
00:27:34Then you said you found these.
00:27:36Nobody passed them off to you.
00:27:37Right.
00:27:37Maybe someone has a crush and they're taking a more creative route.
00:27:42Well, my card's pretty full these days.
00:27:45Someone could be following you.
00:27:47Or know your routines well enough to plant these beforehand.
00:27:51Still, what are the odds?
00:27:54One is a happy accident, but two.
00:27:56So you think I have a stalker, eh?
00:28:00You could turn the tables on them.
00:28:02If you see somebody picking up tree branches, follow them and see what the hell they do with them.
00:28:07That's a great idea.
00:28:08Thanks.
00:28:10I'm here all summer.
00:28:11Let me know if you find something.
00:28:13Thanks, Dom.
00:28:14You got it.
00:28:15I should get you a bottle of wine one of these days.
00:28:17Oh, I'll hold you to that.
00:28:18Okay.
00:28:18Okay.
00:28:26See, it's easy.
00:28:29You just roll from top to bottom and then we're going to ball it up and cover it and let it sit for about an hour.
00:28:37An hour?
00:28:38All right.
00:28:38Once you taste this pasta, you're going to forget you ever waited.
00:28:41Is there a fast food version of this?
00:28:45I'm going to pretend I didn't hear that.
00:28:49Oh, you got something.
00:28:50Oh, yeah?
00:28:51Do I?
00:28:51Do I?
00:28:51Just there.
00:28:52No, don't.
00:28:54That's mean.
00:28:56I'm ordering a pizza.
00:29:00What?
00:29:01But pasta night.
00:29:05I don't think it's a good idea to move in.
00:29:09I like how my life is right now.
00:29:12And the risk of being indelicate.
00:29:14When was the last time you slept over at my house?
00:29:18Listen for a sec.
00:29:20Okay.
00:29:21Oh, don't you hear?
00:29:24Traffic.
00:29:25Police cars with drunk guys.
00:29:28Downtown's a 17-minute subway ride if I need.
00:29:31Besides.
00:29:33You know, you're always welcome here.
00:29:35If you're up to me, I'd be here every night.
00:29:38Oh, my darling Thompson.
00:29:40It's not only up to you, is it?
00:29:42Besides.
00:29:43If we saw each other every day, we'd both probably start to get at each other.
00:29:51Disrupt the balance we have.
00:29:53In all fairness, honey, the scars are tipped away in your favor.
00:29:58Am I not with you?
00:30:00Are we not together?
00:30:01What plans do you have today?
00:30:05I was thinking we could go for a job together.
00:30:08I can't.
00:30:09Have some showings in an hour.
00:30:12Dinner tonight?
00:30:14No, can do.
00:30:15Plans.
00:30:16Of course.
00:30:21Why is it that scheduling things with you always feels like climbing Everest?
00:30:26There are 80-year-olds who have climbed Everest without any difficulty.
00:30:30So it can't be that hard.
00:30:32This tastes like bleach.
00:30:51Well, but, you know, it's the good kind of bleach.
00:30:56We gotta go.
00:30:58We just got here.
00:30:58Relax.
00:30:59I just gotta go.
00:31:00Can I finish my espresso?
00:31:02You can do whatever you want.
00:31:03I have to go.
00:31:05Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
00:31:07Hey, what the hell is wrong with you?
00:31:09I just wanted to go.
00:31:11I don't buy that at all.
00:31:13If I want to go, I go.
00:31:15Are you going to tell me what's really going on?
00:31:20Okay, uh, you're right.
00:31:21I saw an ex-professor who always had a crazy crush on me and didn't want to make conversations,
00:31:28so it was just easier to leave.
00:31:30Do you want me to go talk to the guy?
00:31:31No.
00:31:31Bye.
00:31:34Let's just forget about it.
00:31:36What are the odds I run into him anyways?
00:31:38Let's go.
00:31:39Let's have an espresso in the park.
00:31:40Let me talk to the guy.
00:31:41I'll tell him to back off.
00:31:42No, no, no.
00:31:43No, really?
00:31:44It's fine.
00:31:45Okay, let's just go.
00:31:48Okay.
00:31:48Let's go.
00:31:50Let's go.
00:31:50Let's go.
00:31:50Joe, let's go.
00:31:51Let's go.
00:32:10Let's go.
00:32:12Let's go.
00:32:12Let's go.
00:32:14what are you working on just a little something it's pretty much ready
00:32:35are you ready
00:32:37i crave your mouth your voice your hair silent and starving i prowl through the streets
00:32:46bread does not nourish me dawn disrupts me all day i hunt for the liquid measure of your steps
00:32:53i hunger for your sleek laugh your hands the color of a savage harvest hunger for the pale
00:33:00stones of your fingernails i want to eat your skin like a whole almond i want to eat the sunbeam
00:33:06flaring in your lovely body the sovereign nose of your arrogant face i want to eat fleeting shade
00:33:13of your lashes and i pace around hungry sniffing the twilight hunting for you for your hot heart
00:33:20like a puma in the barrens of barcelona
00:33:22henry
00:33:28hen
00:33:34i know you can hear me
00:33:40look this guy's expensive and he's hard to book i don't have a lot of time i called you twice
00:33:46why didn't you call me back i'm still a little pissed if you want to know you don't think you
00:33:50overreacted just a little bit may i say something as a friend who loves you dearly do you know what
00:33:58you need what you need a good dumping that's what i need is it just think about it for a second
00:34:05when was the last time you got dumped good and proper
00:34:08look i'm sorry i didn't call you back that's on me but
00:34:15this guy's expensive i gotta go okay i'll call you later all right oh incoming
00:34:25i think i did a pretty good job
00:34:37oh my god
00:34:43henry i thought you hated shakespeare i do but it's such a beautiful night so i figured
00:34:49why not henrietta i've heard so much about you it's nice to finally meet you my name's thompson
00:34:53henrietta lowens nice to meet you sit with us yeah no i don't want to intrude on your date night
00:34:59no don't be silly it'll be great no it's florida and i will sit together we'll talk through the
00:35:04whole play and it'll probably ruin it for you i will do join us for a drink afterwards it's rare
00:35:08i get to meet one of florida's friends actually kind of think of it you might be the first i don't
00:35:13know what you're talking about but he is right though you should totally join us for a quick drink
00:35:18i'd love to but i probably won't make it through this whole thing anyway and i really need to get to
00:35:22bed early tonight oh how about dinner another night i can book us a dinner table this friday at the
00:35:27new pizza place on that street oh i can't commit that far in advance henrietta why don't you call
00:35:34us thursday night and let us know if you can make it yeah probably be best to play it by ear
00:35:38um enjoy the play flory nice to meet you james it's thompson sorry excuse me thompson um talk to
00:35:44you later yeah she seems great we should try to make a dinner date work yeah do you want to go in yeah
00:35:52even those who did not know her were warned by something exceptional something exorbitant about
00:36:02her or perhaps by a telepathic suggestion such as would move an ignorant audience to a frenzy of
00:36:08applause at moments when burma was being sublime okay look at that cloud what does that look like
00:36:13that's not a raccoon that's an aardvark oh yeah oh yeah now i see it i'm getting so much better at
00:36:22tennis my swing's actually improving a lot happy birthday
00:36:33they would ask one another who is she or sometimes would interrogate a passing stranger
00:36:39or would make a mental note of how she was dressed a new restaurant open close to the house
00:36:45mom loves it it's actually a lot of food that she can take out and bring home she doesn't have to
00:36:51cook as much i think she's happy about that see that butterfly annie mary came over she planted those
00:37:00sunflowers again i gotta go give dad a hug for me i'll see you next week love you
00:37:09hey good morning
00:37:39my name's florida i really like your carvings they're not for sale no would it be okay if i just
00:37:45looked at one all right but be very careful
00:37:52wow i like it a lot the details are really nice
00:38:01by any chance is this your work oh of course that's not mine why of course not
00:38:07this bastard is ripping me off can't you see i've been doing this work for 15 years and this
00:38:14guy comes in and thinks he can steal my spirit well he can go to hell and if he comes near me wait it's
00:38:22a he do you know where i could find him get lost lady okay look i will leave my phone number with you
00:38:29and if you see him maybe you could tell him that i'm looking for are you deaf i'm done with you
00:38:38good productive
00:38:42so the party was over and everyone went home
00:38:46and i didn't really think very much of it i was 16. it was no big deal you know
00:38:49i just had fun that was enough for me but the next day my mom was getting all these calls from all the
00:38:55other moms asking about my cookies and then after that before i knew it i was making cookies every day
00:39:02after school i can just picture you 16 where you have a sweat in the kitchen and that you were irresistible
00:39:09it was at that moment i knew i could affect people in a real tangible way
00:39:15you know it seems so simple a baguette a cookie it means so much
00:39:20you know i read this thing once from some philosopher guy and he said a connected and true happiness
00:39:33is in being of service to people
00:39:38and that idea hit me like if someone takes my bread home i disappear completely
00:39:46uh but at the same time i am present in every bite they take
00:39:50it's like a secret magic act but you're the only one that knows both sides of the trick
00:39:56you know i just want to get to the next level jorge's a really great boss but i just want to expand on
00:40:03our vision but he's so happy with being in the same place i can't blame him while his business is
00:40:10doing so well i fix what ain't broke right you know i envy your business sense you take intangibles
00:40:20and make them concrete oh god they're really like vapors don't sell yourself short you are doing
00:40:27something so close to pure creativity now i follow a a recipe formula and you are literally making
00:40:36things out of the new it's just advertising it's not just advertising it's a whole art form it's
00:40:45no what i think you might be prettier than me look at those eyelashes hey
00:40:55you seriously wouldn't rather be doing something else
00:40:57you could be an astronaut yeah a marine biologist oh a sex columnist you're a good writer right
00:41:11that's what you got your master's in mm-hmm last time i checked there are no job openings for space-bound
00:41:18dolphin sex therapist i'm sorry writers make no money if you think i'm giving up this beautiful
00:41:26apartment by the park to change the world or whatever i mean would you rather make money or do something
00:41:33more is everything okay yeah of course it's fine
00:41:48come in here why just come in come on it better not be your idea of spicing up our sex life
00:42:03just get in will you hey
00:42:08now this is something my mom used to do when i was a kid and uh she called it go to hawaii
00:42:15the tub is hawaii your family is poor hey hey stop being silly okay close your eyes
00:42:25okay now you're there okay picture yourself in hawaii all right you can feel the water on your feet
00:42:36this is so hippy-dippy just give it a shot okay close your eyes please come on all right
00:42:41so you feel the water on your feet um imagine the palm trees above you and look around and imagine
00:42:51that you have the entire beach to yourself
00:42:59now i think you can help dolphins reach orgasm in space or do anything else you want to do okay okay
00:43:07i think this is not what hawaii is about okay
00:43:15you're a crazy person
00:43:19of all the hipster twins in the neighborhood if i had to rate it top foot
00:43:26oh really the 14 dollar white tea is worth every penny nah
00:43:29the white tea you look gorgeous
00:43:35how long have we been going out for my mother told me never to count my seconds in paradise
00:43:39that's very funny but seriously i think we've been going out a little over six months right
00:43:47wait you're not gonna get heavy on me are you this sun's out it's a beautiful morning
00:43:52why don't you ever talk about your old boyfriends
00:43:57because that's why they call them old boyfriends you know i've talked about my ex-wife before but you
00:44:03not even a brief mention of your romantic past same story as everyone else
00:44:10what's the point in discussing the past hmm what are you gonna get i think the uh fish cakes are good
00:44:18here what's the longest relationship you've ever been in come on really that's a simple question
00:44:25here i'll go first my longest relationship was with my ex-wife valentina we dated for three years
00:44:32married for two then we got divorced we didn't have any kids and we're still friendly
00:44:39now wasn't that simple i'm not really in the mood for this
00:44:42what if i don't want to tell you do you ever think about that what are you so afraid of maybe
00:44:50i just don't want to talk about it listen we share our time together we share a bed
00:44:58but we also need to share our feelings i think i've had on my end of that bargain pretty well
00:45:03okay fine uh my longest relationship i dated a man named sebastian for a little over two years and
00:45:13then we broke off that was my longest relationship you happy i think i'm gonna get the granola pancakes
00:45:19what about you why did it end calm why is it so difficult for you to talk about look it ended the
00:45:25way they all do how did it end with your ex-wife we had differing opinions on the subject of kids
00:45:35and you if you really want to know he had mental health issues
00:45:42i'm sorry to hear that yeah i'm glad you're sorry
00:45:46well how'd it start um
00:45:48i guess you knew he had problems uh but i was so intoxicated in the initial throes of love
00:45:58you force yourself to forget about them and like most women in that situation you tell yourself oh
00:46:06i'm gonna be the one to help him get through it my love is so strong we're gonna get through this
00:46:10together etc etc and then by the time i realized that was all it wasn't so deep it was that much harder
00:46:17to leave him what did you do everything i could think of i tried love kindness cruelty ignoring it
00:46:30smothering him anything and everything the effect was always the same nothing
00:46:40the really hard part was we both knew we were a perfect match for each other
00:46:43it was obvious to anyone who's in the same room as us but his illness was just bigger and stronger
00:46:49than both of us
00:46:54did you ever think you were gonna get married yeah of course it was inevitable but uh
00:47:00over the course of the two years this journey of his health issues this stress
00:47:04we deteriorated and now here we are me and you still waiting to order
00:47:15i'm sorry i really am
00:47:20i can't imagine how tough that must have been for you
00:47:25thank you for sharing that with me i've seen a side of you i've been hoping to see for a while now
00:47:30oh hi uh the lady will have the granola pancakes i'll have the quiche two side orders of fish cakes
00:47:43and a pot of white tea
00:47:57it sure is some view isn't it
00:48:02what made you pick this spot over downtown i was born and raised in the west end
00:48:06i met henrietta at that high school down the street kissed my first boy in that park
00:48:13and you never felt the need for a change of scenery i lived downtown for six months once
00:48:20it just wasn't me why not i don't know there's just something about this neighborhood
00:48:28is it the neighborhood or is it you
00:48:32sometimes it's hard to separate the two
00:48:33this is coming from a guy who changes cities every year
00:48:38believe me if i find something i like you'll be the first to know
00:48:45do you have to admit it though it is beautiful here
00:48:53she used to be quite successful before she started to lose it
00:48:57any idea why apparently she was paranoid about people ripping off her ideas
00:49:02tricking her out of money never spoken to her myself it's just the gossip i've heard
00:49:09whatever the true story is it's too bad
00:49:14so you don't think she did that well in terms of the card work and from the story you've told me
00:49:18it doesn't sound her style
00:49:24what next
00:49:26i paint you i don't know
00:49:38hey don't forget about sunday morning okay
00:49:49this sunday i can't i told you a week ago it's my mom's birthday and we're getting together
00:49:56but i have to hang out with athena i haven't seen her in a month she's having boy problems
00:50:15well you can do it another day but i keep brushing her off just i don't know apologize
00:50:23to her mom tell her we'll drop by for tea next sunday you can reschedule on me but you
00:50:27do not reschedule on my mother are we clear are we a little grumpy this morning
00:50:32sunday morning sunday morning 10 a.m be ready are you giving me an ultimatum 10 a.m
00:51:02so
00:51:19it's
00:51:32Hi, sorry, I know it's late.
00:51:54No, fine, I just, um, really want to sleep alone tonight.
00:52:02How long will it take you to get here?
00:52:12Okay.
00:52:12Hey, shh, is everything okay?
00:52:33Yeah, I'm just happy you're here.
00:52:40You know, I still don't understand why I can't get an extra key.
00:52:44You don't need one?
00:52:48Come to bed with me?
00:52:57Tell me what happened.
00:53:00Hey, come on.
00:53:02I'm sleeping.
00:53:02I'm sleeping.
00:53:06What the hell was that for?
00:53:10Turn it off, I'm sleeping.
00:53:12I want you to tell me why I'm here.
00:53:16I wanted to see you.
00:53:17Is that enough?
00:53:19But you called me crying.
00:53:21Just let it go.
00:53:23Come back to bed.
00:53:26Just...
00:53:27Flory, I am crazy about you, but I don't deserve this.
00:53:31All right, you call me in the middle of the night, crying, and you don't expect me to ask what's going on?
00:53:36Stop being so dramatic.
00:53:37Still, still, you won't tell me.
00:53:40That...
00:53:40Now, I want to be clear.
00:53:45All right?
00:53:47I want to be loved.
00:53:48Now, if you don't want that, or you can't handle it, it's...
00:53:53I don't know what...
00:53:54Just call me later in the week if you want to talk.
00:54:01Matt.
00:54:05At least give me a kiss before you go.
00:54:08You know where to find me.
00:54:09You know where to find me.
00:54:09You know where to find me.
00:54:26You know where to find me.
00:54:30You know where to find me.
00:54:34You know where...
00:54:35wing Åžu has never seen me.
00:54:36You know where to find me.
00:54:38It doesn't look like you're ready.
00:54:53Do you want me to make you a tea or something?
00:54:55You knew I was coming to pick you up this morning.
00:54:57Why aren't you ready?
00:54:58I thought we had this discussion.
00:55:00You're right.
00:55:00We had it.
00:55:01So put on your clothes and let's go.
00:55:03I told you.
00:55:04I had plans.
00:55:05You're sitting around your apartment doing nothing.
00:55:06Don't tell me you have plans.
00:55:09You know what?
00:55:09I don't have to answer to you.
00:55:11You're right.
00:55:12You don't have to answer to me.
00:55:13Because for starters, you don't give a shit about me.
00:55:15You know what?
00:55:16Just watch yourself here.
00:55:17And why am I wasting my time with someone that doesn't give a shit about me?
00:55:22You know what?
00:55:23Forget about me for a second.
00:55:24What about my mother?
00:55:25You don't even have the courage to make her happy.
00:55:27I told you I was busy.
00:55:30Who the fuck are you to talk to me like that?
00:55:32This whole time I accepted your secret of nature.
00:55:34I figured you were more sensitive than what you let on.
00:55:37But hey, you're not sensitive at all.
00:55:39You're just plain selfish.
00:55:41Okay.
00:55:41Well, good morning to you, too.
00:55:43I hope you find what you're looking for.
00:55:46Good luck.
00:55:47You've looked better.
00:56:07Not pretty good to begin with.
00:56:08Works for most people, right?
00:56:10And if they want you,
00:56:12who are you to criticize?
00:56:12Who are you to criticize?
00:56:15Hmm?
00:56:18Still.
00:56:20What are they thinking?
00:56:25I guess everybody has something, right?
00:56:27But what do I really care about somebody's something?
00:56:30And what do they really care about mine?
00:56:32Hmm?
00:56:34They do the same.
00:56:36They all do the same.
00:56:37And who are they to think they're better than me?
00:56:45How are we so different?
00:56:47Because you know what?
00:56:47I don't really see it.
00:56:51Don't really see it.
00:56:56Just let me live my life,
00:56:58and I'll let you live yours.
00:57:02Hmm?
00:57:02Hey, Thompson.
00:57:09How much longer do you have that...
00:57:12Oh, you left early.
00:57:15No, I was just wondering if, um...
00:57:18If you wanted to get together and go for a drive,
00:57:20we could maybe hit the beach.
00:57:24Right.
00:57:25Yeah, no.
00:57:26I completely understand.
00:57:28Work is work.
00:57:29Yeah.
00:57:33See ya.
00:57:34See ya.
00:57:34So, let's go.
00:58:04Let's go.
00:58:34Let's go.
00:59:04Let's go.
00:59:34Let's go.
01:00:02Why don't you just show your face?
01:00:06What are you hiding?
01:00:07What are you hiding?
01:00:09What are you hiding?
01:00:11What are you hiding?
01:00:15What are you hiding?
01:00:21What are you hiding?
01:00:23What are you hiding?
01:00:27What are you hiding?
01:00:33What are you hiding?
01:00:35What are you hiding?
01:00:39What are you hiding?
01:00:45What are you hiding?
01:00:47What are you hiding?
01:00:49What?
01:00:50What a relic you got there.
01:00:51It's and quite a relic you got there.
01:00:53Remington 8-23, the same one Burroughs used to write a naked lunch.
01:00:56Well, you mention it but I am kinda hungry.
01:00:58What are you working on?
01:00:59What are you working on?
01:01:03The Confessions of a Love Junkie.
01:01:07Sounds daunting.
01:01:11Mind if I read a page?
01:01:15You can read this when you're done.
01:01:19Please put it back. Yeah.
01:01:23I was never a match for you.
01:01:29You gave your words everything.
01:01:31You gave them your heart, your mind, your soul, your life.
01:01:35I gave you syphilis.
01:01:39You gave me art and passion and fidelity.
01:01:43I gave you betrayal and heartache and sorrow.
01:01:47You held nothing back.
01:01:49Now there's nothing left, is there?
01:01:51It's the simple life of ease you dreamed of, fiction or fantasy.
01:01:57It can't be true.
01:01:59If true of some, then not for you.
01:02:03You contained multitudes.
01:02:05I couldn't bear to see you pruned to a single stalk.
01:02:09I hope for more.
01:02:11And hope is not a method, my darling word machine.
01:02:15We were young.
01:02:17Outside of time we are still hugging and shaking in the rain forever.
01:02:23You loved me.
01:02:25I loved the idea of you.
01:02:29I let you go.
01:02:35I did the right thing for the wrong reasons.
01:02:39A quarter of a century has passed and I see that now.
01:02:43I feel the truth of it.
01:02:45I wish I could have left you better than I found you.
01:02:49I was always too much.
01:02:53And I will always be not enough.
01:02:57I still believe you exist.
01:03:01You are released from.
01:03:03I am forgotten.
01:03:05I was never there and you were always so painfully present.
01:03:11I'll try not to breathe.
01:03:15I was never a match for you.
01:03:17I don't know what to say.
01:03:29Can you please put it back on the pile?
01:03:35I don't understand.
01:03:37You are going to be okay.
01:03:39I promise.
01:04:07You are going to be okay.
01:04:21ORCHESTRA PLAYS
01:04:51ORCHESTRA PLAYS
01:05:21ORCHESTRA PLAYS
01:05:23DO I BREAK PEOPLE?
01:05:25OH MY GOD!
01:05:27OH MY GOD!
01:05:31OH MY GOD!
01:05:35OH MY GOD!
01:05:39OH MY GOD!
01:05:49OH MY GOD!
01:05:55OH MY GOD!
01:05:59Wow.
01:06:29Wow.
01:06:59Wow.
01:07:29Wow.
01:07:59Wow.
01:08:29I don't know.
01:08:31Things are generally pretty good.
01:08:36Happy.
01:08:37Keeping busy.
01:08:39Work is...
01:08:42Work is work.
01:08:48No one believes me though.
01:08:50When I tell them I'm okay.
01:08:55They're worried about me.
01:08:57Henrietta is...
01:09:01really worried about me.
01:09:03Which makes me worried about her.
01:09:08My mom...
01:09:10won't shut up about me talking to a therapist.
01:09:14So I stop talking to her.
01:09:19I don't know. I don't know.
01:09:21I'm gonna talk to her again.
01:09:23I'm just gonna let her stew for a little while.
01:09:27You know, things are...
01:09:31things are good.
01:09:33I'm happy.
01:09:39It's only like...
01:09:41every once in a while...
01:09:43just...
01:09:44something really small will set me off.
01:09:47I can be walking down Bloor.
01:09:53I'm really happy.
01:09:55I'm having a great day.
01:09:57And...
01:09:59and then I'll see...
01:10:01like a young couple together.
01:10:03and I'll just...
01:10:07like hate them.
01:10:11and I'll totally fuck up my day.
01:10:17Which is stupid cause I don't even...
01:10:21I don't even want that...
01:10:23anymore.
01:10:24anymore.
01:10:25You know?
01:10:30Or if um...
01:10:33like if someone brings you up and I'm not ready for it.
01:10:38Especially cause they always say these stupid homework things like...
01:10:42oh...
01:10:43he would have wanted you to be happy.
01:10:46The only thing is no.
01:10:48You know?
01:10:49You would have...
01:10:51you would have wanted me to be one of those...
01:10:54like Italian widows who wears black for 80 years and then...
01:10:58gets married...
01:11:00buried...
01:11:01next to you.
01:11:04But like...
01:11:05in a romantic way.
01:11:06I guess.
01:11:13Things are um...
01:11:16things are good.
01:11:19Things are...
01:11:20pretty much the same.
01:11:21The only difference is that uh...
01:11:24you're not here.
01:11:28To be honest I think you'd be really disappointed.
01:11:30there are...
01:11:31still no flying cars.
01:11:37They're hoverboards though.
01:12:00they're
01:12:10again.
01:12:11Unlike what...
01:12:13there is...
01:12:21there is...
01:12:23a
01:12:26some
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