00:00I base my whole day on Nan's schedule.
00:03She's like, oh, 7's the time for breakfast.
00:05I'm like, great.
00:07But then if it's actually like 7.30 or 8,
00:10I just don't feel very respected.
00:12It's a big day today, Martin.
00:14Say, good luck, mama.
00:15Every morning, I see her get in her car.
00:18I love you, buddy.
00:19I don't think Nan has any idea how packed my days are.
00:2314 hours of sleep, flying by water, deliveries, massive threats.
00:26But, you know, I get that it's fun to just drive around all day.
00:34I work 60 hours a week, and my boss thinks my name is girl.
00:38What's up, girl?
00:39Hey.
00:39What's up?
00:39Can you look at this thing?
00:41I was...
00:42Did not go well.
00:46I feel like I just get zero help.
00:48For instance, the cat, not to be racist, but he's an emotional terrorist.
00:53I was never the biggest fan of Nan having a boyfriend.
00:56Apparently, she's glad to toss me aside the moment you find someone else to play with.
01:04I'm, like, totally over it.
01:08No, no, no, Martin.
01:10What did you do?
01:11Martin, why are you destroying my life?
01:14I'm just scared because it's so vulnerable to love somebody this much.
01:22To know that no matter what they do or how mad you get, you will always come running back to them.
01:27I literally can't quit her.
01:32My dog destroyed the presentation.
01:34I was so, so angry.
01:36I was looking at him, and I realized every day he still looks at me like I am the most beautiful thing he has ever seen.
01:42I'm a creature of love.
01:53It's Mitten.
01:55Nan's making, like, really good progress in couples therapy.
01:58Can anybody tell me what's going on here?
02:01She can't even see how her own dysfunction is affecting the situation.
02:04Okay.
02:04She doesn't love you, and that's why she's never coming home.
02:20I'm gonna kill that cat.
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