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Star of stage and screen Alaska Thunderfuck proudly presents "Alaska's Extra Special Comedy Special." Featuring some of | dG1fWTVMNWZhS2VxVzA
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00:00I don't know what we do for the glasses.
00:03Maybe these, but...
00:07Once a newspaper said,
00:09she puts the lust in lackluster.
00:13She puts the ochre in mediocre.
00:16I said it. I said it.
00:17It's unpopular, but I said it.
00:21Your comedy special was revolutionary.
00:26I've never seen a comedy special that wasn't funny.
00:30This is my hair.
00:32This is my hair.
00:34Does someone have a headset?
00:36We can tell them that Alaska's ready.
00:38This is my hair.
00:40Now, let's review everyone.
00:42Your makeup is terrible.
00:44If you're not wearing nails, you're not doing drag.
00:46Don't ever touch my hair, anus.
00:48Come on, nature. Come on, natural.
00:50Stop.
01:00You can't?
01:02I'm an underwriter.
01:04I'm in a house.
01:06I'm in a house.
01:08So that's my hair.
01:10You can, you can see me like,
01:12I'm in a house.
01:16I can't see you in a house.
01:18Me too.
01:20Yeah?
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