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Welcome to MoonQuest, where our heroes embark on an epic adventure to fire Simon into space and reach the moon! | dHNfR2xIbVRqRWptc28

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00:00guys guys we need rocket fuel what's that we need fuel does it not just run on coal what
00:12I don't even know what you're talking about so we need to get fuel and the way we get fuel of
00:20course you will remember is via oil okay so we need to refine oil into fuel um we have two
00:27options for this the first option is probably the best option going to that island with loads of
00:33oil tropical island yeah the second option which is less safe but I haven't informed you about is
00:39oil world
00:40what so let all right let's never ever ever go here again
01:06two hours later this is good this is a cracking start in our adventure for fuel
01:20so much for the other dimensions with oil in where was that where was the where did the where did my
01:27stuff where did you know it do you have any idea I've lost everything that I've had oh my god
01:31really have you lost everything all the pump yeah oh no I think I think that's it I think we're not
01:35I think we're done well we have stuck in the oil it's terrible this weather is awful weather's
01:45terrible you're terrible everything is terrible how's retrieving my stuff going Simon um was I
01:52supposed to get it thanks Obama I knew you were gonna say that I'm gonna make all this again
02:04who leaves the fucking door open and wait for you you asshole get in here
02:13I'm just gonna make an iron sword because I can't be arsed yeah you just you just if you if you can't
02:19be bothered to learn the very simple process of making it's not a simple process it's like
02:24just ruin my god damn life I hate you get out of here
02:30Duncan I've died a lot less than you and I died exactly exactly you keep dying I don't trust you if my
02:37candy falls digger I locked less than you I've died once Duncan give me that digger no no no no that's right
02:43bam back to square one guys back to square effing one oh my god it's literally oil in the goddamn ground
02:55here should I just get a bucket oh I don't even have iron to make a fucking bucket I've got three buckets
03:03there's literally oil here just get the oil scoop it up with your fucking hands and just bring it back
03:12bring me back a few handfuls of oil I'll put it up my ass and then we'll go into space I don't
03:18fucking know what are we doing why are we so shit we've done nothing for like four hours
03:28oh god I died I've got all the items I need to do it I've got no idea what I'm doing
03:40I've got pipes I've got a pump I've got oil in front of me
03:45I hate you so much
03:49we've been playing this game for like years
03:53years and years
03:54there's just a pig man in our face
03:57you
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