00:00Wenn ich die Leute erzähle, ja, ich schreibe komödie,
00:04sie sagen, was? Und dann muss ich es erklären.
00:06Ich war in der UN, ich versuche zu machen,
00:09und ich kann es nicht tun.
00:11Also, jetzt mache ich es durch komödie.
00:17Hallo, wie geht's euch?
00:20Die Eltern denken, dass alle Arzt werden in Arabisch sein.
00:24Sie sagen, wer ist diese Frau?
00:27Ist sie iranin, ist sie jewish, ist sie arab?
00:30Should I be boycotting this show?
00:33Noam Schuster.
00:34Noam Schuster.
00:35Noam Schuster.
00:36Shalom Noam.
00:37Woo! Mazel Tov.
00:40My parents said,
00:41let's not raise our kids to be normal Israelis.
00:44Let's move to the only place in the country
00:47where Jews and Palestinians live together by choice.
00:51Dreaming of peace. Dreaming.
00:53My best friend Ranin, she's a Palestinian.
00:55She looks like Gigi Hadid.
00:56I look like Ahmad al-Nijab next to her.
00:59Palestinians know the things that I'm saying.
01:02Palestine Comedy Festival.
01:04The oppressed doesn't come from an ignorant perspective, never.
01:06I'm only staying for seven minutes, not 70 years.
01:09Wallah.
01:10The Jewish audience is where we have to...
01:15Work.
01:16Noam Schuster.
01:17I have to.
01:18It's not a good time to be leftist in Israel.
01:21Not fun.
01:22He's like nodding there.
01:23I just read the news.
01:24You're fucked.
01:29If there's no peace here, they'll be able to be leftist.
01:32If there's no peace here, it means that there's no lives here.
01:35And at 24 hours, a thousand people were killed in Gaza Strip.
01:41Oh, no, no, no.
01:42The goal is not to be leftist.
01:44The goal is to see all this conversation between the people and the people and the people and the people.
01:54Mein Name ist Noam, und das ist mein Show, Coexistence My Ass.
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