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00:00That's funny though.
00:01Yeah, that always does get a big laugh.
00:04Um, alright, what about any family history?
00:06Okay, please don't be mad, but I told a bit of a whopper to get back here.
00:10Okay.
00:11My real pain is in my soul.
00:14Mm-hmm.
00:15I'm gonna just...
00:16My husband works here.
00:17We got in a big fight, but I'm gonna get him back.
00:20I'll stay for a sec.
00:21He's amazing.
00:22He's strong, brilliant, gorgeous.
00:25Oh, are you talking about Dr. Kaufman from Plastics?
00:28Oh, his calves are huge.
00:30I don't care if they're fake.
00:30Oh my gosh, I think I see them.
00:32Wait, the one on the left?
00:33Oh, juicy.
00:34Yeah.
00:35Matt!
00:36Matthew, it's me.
00:38Violet?
00:40Oh, stink!
00:42Are you okay?
00:43I'm okay.
00:44Oh, stink.
00:47Matt's wife.
00:55So, apparently they were married for a couple years,
00:57and they broke up when he went to nursing school.
00:59How crazy you never said anything.
01:00Oh, that's the weird part?
01:03What?
01:03Oh, okay.
01:04If no one else will say it, I will.
01:05A woman, an actual human woman, married Matt.
01:09Oh, come on.
01:10Well, it's not tracking for me, to be honest.
01:12Okay, now I see it.
01:15You guys are being rude, you know?
01:17Oh, wow, wow.
01:19Wait, I missed it.
01:19What'd she do?
01:20Maddie the kid, wifed up.
01:23Well, you know what that means.
01:25Final hold on.
01:26Yeah.
01:26Marriage?
01:27No thanks.
01:28You'll never take me alive.
01:30Get back.
01:31No, no, not for the Bruce.
01:34Mm-mm.
01:35All that get your clothes off the floor,
01:37and, uh, you know, who picks the movie?
01:39No, there's a flip side.
01:41Yeah.
01:41Companionship, sure.
01:42Love, trust.
01:44Stability, I suppose.
01:45Yeah, stability.
01:47Yep.
01:48I will never have that.
01:52Alex, may I speak with you for a moment?
01:54Yeah.
01:55Kind of a tough convo, so you might want to step away, Val.
01:57Nah.
01:58Well, fine.
01:59Um, Alex, the turnover time for our patients is way too slow.
02:03Now, I am not blaming you.
02:04I am blaming the nurses that work under you.
02:06Like Val.
02:07Sorry, Val, but I did warn you.
02:08I'm fine.
02:09See, the longer a patient waits,
02:11the less happy they are with their care.
02:13I know.
02:14Yeah, we need to hire more nurses.
02:15No, this is not a numbers problem.
02:17This is an attitude problem.
02:19Your nurses need more pep.
02:20Pep.
02:21I mean, look at us right now.
02:22Here we are just gabbing away, flapping our jobs.
02:24You asked me to talk.
02:25Yeah, and I was hoping you'd be too busy to spare the minute.
02:28Joyce, we're doing our best.
02:29Okay, the ER averages 40 patients in a 12-hour shift.
02:32Okay, well, we need that to be 50.
02:34All right.
02:34Well, unfortunately, we're actually down a nurse today,
02:36so we're probably not even going to reach our usual target.
02:38We will reach 50 because I am going to step in myself.
02:43Well, you'll see what a little pep can do.
02:47Yeah.
02:48Dr. Henderson back on the floor.
02:51Scratch that.
02:52Nurse Henderson.
02:54MD.
02:56Dude, how come you never told us you were married?
02:59Kind of a big thing to leave out.
03:00I know.
03:01I'm on a fresh start, you know?
03:02I didn't want to be the weird guy.
03:03Well, you are the weird guy,
03:04and this would have changed nothing.
03:06Can I ask you a question?
03:07Personal?
03:08You know, divorcee to divorcee?
03:09Our circumstances are a little different.
03:12I know.
03:13Well, you're old,
03:13but have you ever had a situation
03:14where your ex thought you made a huge mistake
03:16and really wanted to get back together?
03:19No, Matt.
03:20I've never encountered that particular issue.
03:22We did have a nice talk
03:23about how much of my life insurance payout
03:25she was entitled to receive.
03:27Was that helpful?
03:29I was just so sure we need to give another shot.
03:32Well, tell her you don't want to.
03:34I mean, unless you're still in love with her.
03:37All right.
03:37All right.
03:39But once again,
03:41paging Dr. Emerson.
03:42Dr. Emerson to Zone A.
03:44Dr. Emerson, you are needed immediately.
03:47Back in my life.
03:49I left a woman on the table, Bruce.
03:51So did I.
03:53You.
03:53Hold on.
03:54Wait, wait, wait, wait.
03:55I just don't think I gave us enough of a shot.
03:58I broke up with you.
03:59Because I was emotionally unavailable as a tactic.
04:02I pushed you away.
04:04Don't want to get into it,
04:04but your car was shockingly dirty.
04:06It gave me the ick.
04:07But what do you say we give this crazy thing another shot?
04:10Bruce.
04:11We can hire someone to clean your car.
04:13I'm going to say this as nicely as possible.
04:15No.
04:16Okay.
04:16Well, the nicest way would have been to say yes,
04:19even if deep down you had serious reservations.
04:20It's over.
04:21I'm seeing someone else.
04:24Plenty of fish.
04:26Nothing that'd come to mind, though.
04:28Mm.
04:29Slam dunk case of strep throat.
04:31Get those meds and get the heck out of here.
04:33I'm kidding, but you are done.
04:35All right.
04:35Cruising our way to 50.
04:36Looks like a little pep is paying dividends.
04:39If she gets us to 50 patients,
04:41she'll never hire more nurses.
04:42God, I know.
04:43We've got to figure out a way to slow her down, you know?
04:45Prove her wrong.
04:46I mean, if one of her patients died.
04:47How?
04:48It would slow her down, though.
04:49No, stop.
04:50Mm-hmm.
04:51She's kidding.
04:53Sorry to keep you waiting.
04:55No, I'm sorry.
04:56I showed up here totally unexpected,
04:58like a jalapeno and your banana split.
05:00It's just that...
05:01Oh, goodness.
05:04You okay?
05:04How long has that been bothering you?
05:05It's fine.
05:07My stomach hurts because my heart is lonely,
05:10and I've been sweating a lot because my heart is sad.
05:12Right.
05:12Well, maybe we should still...
05:14I prepared something.
05:15I wrote it on some teepee from the train bathroom.
05:19Matthew Ebenezer Charles Jedediah Pearson.
05:22It's me, Violet Elizabeth Chastity Stokely Pearson.
05:25Hang on.
05:26It's been said.
05:27I care about you, okay?
05:28A lot.
05:29But I just...
05:30I don't think we have that connection anymore.
05:34Our lives are really different, and...
05:36Oh, okay.
05:37It's not a bad thing.
05:38Yeah, it's kind of embarrassing.
05:40I emptied the entire dispenser.
05:42Violet...
05:42People probably went without,
05:43and it was for nothing.
05:45It's okay.
05:45I'm fine.
05:47Um, I'd like to leave now.
05:48Yeah, I'll get the discharge started.
05:54Hey, ma'am.
05:55Your ex's wife blood cell count is super high.
05:58We've got to figure out what's going on.
05:59What?
05:59Son of a bouncy bunny.
06:04Can't you just curse like a normal person?
06:06That's normal cursing.
06:07You guys are going to bleep that, right?
06:10Okay, abdominal pain in the upper right quadrant.
06:13Fevers.
06:14That is classic for a gallbladder infection.
06:16I'll tell her she needs an ultrasound.
06:18No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
06:18We talked about the touch-in.
06:19She's not going to listen to you.
06:20You're a doctor.
06:21Our community doesn't believe in medicine.
06:24That's why going to nursing school meant I had to leave.
06:26I mean, that's why we got divorced.
06:27How are you people still alive?
06:29Does inbreeding improve the immune system?
06:31Oh, okay.
06:32Yeah, we're inbreeders.
06:33Who have you been talking to?
06:34The Fergusons?
06:34Because they're the inbreeders.
06:36I stand corrected.
06:37I apologize.
06:38Now, look, I don't know if your ex wants to believe this or not, but she's really very
06:42sick, so try and keep her here.
06:46So, yeah, I gave him the tablet, but I'm the aunt.
06:48It's my sister's job to monitor what he's watching.
06:51And done.
06:53Discharged.
06:54Another one bites the dust.
06:56Joyce, quick question.
06:57Could use your expertise?
06:58Quicker.
06:58I'm dialing you up to 1.25.
07:00Okay, I'm not a podcast.
07:01So, there is a patient who's requested an MRI, and his insurance will cover
07:05it unless it's deemed necessary, but catch-22, we can't deem it necessary without an MRI.
07:10Oh, so dumb.
07:11I know.
07:12Yes, can you please call his insurance and tell them how dumb it is so we can get him
07:15treated and discharged?
07:16A phone call, that's it.
07:18Of course, consider it done with pep.
07:20Okay.
07:20You're a grand old flag.
07:22You're a high-flying flag.
07:25Yeah, insurance calls are pretty quick.
07:27Yeah, I think my last one was only an hour and a half.
07:30That is quick.
07:31The on-hold music's catchy, though.
07:33It's like...
07:34Violet, please don't go.
07:44Why not?
07:45You don't want me.
07:46Well, maybe I spoke too soon.
07:50Really?
07:51Yes, but I just need you to kind of go through the motions of being a patient, because that's
07:55the only way we can keep talking.
07:57Are you sure?
07:58Yes.
07:59Just please stay.
08:00Okay.
08:03Hey, Dr. Ron, could we order an ultrasound?
08:06Violet really wants one.
08:07Really?
08:08Oh, yeah.
08:08I love ultrasounds.
08:09They taste so good.
08:11Oh, yeah.
08:12So I put some feelers out after Dr. Emerson said she was seeing someone else?
08:16I got a lot of contacts here.
08:20Lots of people in my corner.
08:22They put the pieces together pretty fast.
08:26Oh, I'm sorry.
08:27Is this seat taken?
08:28Uh, nope.
08:29But there was a huge puddle of something on it.
08:32Nah, there wasn't.
08:33Wasn't water.
08:34Something else for sure.
08:35Uh, listen.
08:36I, uh...
08:37Heard some chatter.
08:38Probably not true.
08:40You and Dr. Emerson are seeing each other?
08:43We've been sharing some time.
08:45Uh-huh.
08:45Well, I just thought you should know that there's some unresolved feelings between her and I.
08:50Me and her.
08:51Her and I.
08:52We can look it up.
08:52Don't want to look it up.
08:53Uh, just a fair warning that there might be a little friendly competition.
08:57Coming your way.
08:59Brooke's a beautiful woman.
09:01There's Brooke.
09:02Dr. Emerson?
09:03Brooke Emerson, right.
09:04No, you were mumbling.
09:06I didn't...
09:06No, Brooke.
09:07Hey, if there's unfinished business there, go for it.
09:10Huh.
09:11Honestly, I just want her to be happy.
09:13I mean, that's very gracious, huh?
09:14You.
09:15Uh, okay.
09:15Well, I guess that's why you're a chaplain.
09:17Just don't come crying to me like a little bitch when she says no.
09:20Wait, I'm sorry, what?
09:21Oh, sorry.
09:23I don't want to raise my voice.
09:25I said, don't come crying to me like a little bitch when she says no.
09:37How's it going with your lady friend?
09:45Seemed kind of intense.
09:46Oh, yeah.
09:47Dr. Ron ordered an ultrasound, but I can't find the requisition code.
09:53Here.
09:53I just saw you guys holding hands and thought, oh, maybe he's in tour.
09:57No, that's not it.
09:58I...
09:59God, I feel like a monster.
10:01What?
10:02Not like a literal one, not Dracula.
10:05I mean, he has an excuse.
10:06He needs blood or else.
10:08Okay, you're losing me.
10:09The only way to get Violet to stay and get the care she needs is if I make her think we
10:13still have a chance.
10:17Hey, come on.
10:19That's fine.
10:20You're a good guy and you're doing the right thing.
10:22Yeah?
10:22I mean, not with the rec code.
10:25We're about to put her on chemo.
10:26Now, I'm aware of where you and Matt come from, and I don't know if you're prepared
10:33to hear what I have to say.
10:34Oh, no, that's not true at all.
10:35But I thought you all think medicine is silly and all of that.
10:38Sure, one tenet of our religion is that we heal through prayer, but an even bigger tenet
10:42is respect for elders.
10:44You carry the fire of wisdom through the ages, and it is a blessing to receive it.
10:48Wow.
10:49I like that tenet a lot.
10:51Perhaps I judged Matt's cult too harshly.
10:54Well, cult really isn't the right word.
10:55It's more of a commune.
10:57Organic farming, harvest festivals.
10:59Sure, there's the ultra-religious nonsense, but respect for your elders, that just shows
11:06character.
11:07No, the MRI will give us the evidence.
11:10Are you not seeing the paradox?
11:11Don't put me on hold!
11:15Stella, Stella, let me know when an actual human being comes on the line.
11:19I have other patients.
11:20Joyce, you know what?
11:21These patients are all taken care of, so go see Mr. Reynolds in 107.
11:24107?
11:24Yeah.
11:26Yeah.
11:28Oh, we got some real stinkers lined up for Joyce.
11:31Those patients suck.
11:32That's, I mean, they're just a lot.
11:33A lot of suck.
11:35Hello, Mr. Reynolds.
11:37What seems to be the problem?
11:39China.
11:39Okay.
11:41Uh, can you be more specific?
11:44Well, first of all, they've taken over manufacturing.
11:47We used to make things in this country.
11:50The gel helps the conductivity as the sound waves come out of this transducer here.
11:55I love that.
11:56Is medical school just learning super fun words all day?
11:58Well, that's a lot of it.
12:00Yeah.
12:01Matthew, come sit.
12:03I want to show you something.
12:05I'll ask you a cup of water.
12:06Not sure if you still like those.
12:07Aw, I do.
12:08Oh, so this is a photo album of us as kids.
12:12Oh, our high school graduating class.
12:15Just the two of you?
12:16We weren't even the smallest grade.
12:17Yeah, the grade below us was just Ethan.
12:20He lives in the woods now.
12:21Nice powder.
12:22Where'd you guys ski?
12:23Oh, that's our backyard.
12:24I do miss Mount Pearson.
12:26Wait, you have your own mountain?
12:28Yeah.
12:28Mountain, lake, bunch of creeks.
12:31How do you think Maddie became such a man's man?
12:33Why don't we get started?
12:35Okay.
12:36So, when you're ready, madam.
12:40Oh, you made these from scratch?
12:43Apples from the orchard.
12:44Wow, all that harvesting.
12:46That's a lot of hard work, though.
12:47The young people do that work.
12:49The elders aren't allowed.
12:50The young produce, the elders consume.
12:55Yep, my grandpa signed that into law right when he turned 60.
12:59Oh, I fibbed.
13:01I made it seem like I made the fritters when really it was my mother.
13:03There she is.
13:05That's your mom?
13:06Mm-hmm.
13:07Oh, my.
13:08Good.
13:10She's a very good-looking woman.
13:13How old is that picture?
13:14Oh, that's from last year, right before my father passed.
13:18She's...
13:18Is she all alone now?
13:22It's interesting.
13:23There is a path here where I end up, Matt's dad.
13:28It is interesting.
13:30My grandpa pronounced us man and man's wife, and they released about a million doves.
13:34They flew right into us.
13:36We were covered in poop at our wedding.
13:38She didn't know when we were doomed.
13:39Well, I don't know.
13:41It was still kind of a perfect day.
13:42You know, our families were there, all our friends, everybody we loved.
13:46It really felt like we were exactly where we were supposed to be.
13:49It was perfect.
13:50Okay, so the pain is right on the side.
13:55Yeah.
13:55Because your grandma was German, right?
13:57Huh?
13:58Huh?
13:59Germans.
14:00You know, a lot of their wristwatches don't go tick, tick, tick.
14:03Hands go around smoothly.
14:06Then there's the war, of course.
14:08It's a little harder than I thought it would be.
14:10I haven't used the bathroom since 8 a.m., but on the plus side, I also haven't eaten.
14:13So, not much to get rid of.
14:15Maybe a little from last night, but we're hitting the numbers.
14:18Pep, Pep, Pep.
14:21Pep!
14:25Hey, good job in there.
14:26You too.
14:27Okay.
14:31Where's that?
14:32Is that you or...
14:33Oh, my God.
14:34I was trying to check my texts.
14:37I guess instead I put on Baby by Brandy.
14:40You remember this one?
14:41Bruce, I'm trying to...
14:43Yeah, we hooked up to this one.
14:46What's going on over here?
14:48Please, just ignore him.
14:50Don't worry, I will.
14:51A little dance party?
14:52It'd be a bit advanced for you.
14:56A little wooden.
14:58What, are you counting the beat in your head there, bud?
14:59Takes a lot more than that to make me wooden.
15:02Uh-huh.
15:02Okay, you got this one?
15:04Hmm.
15:05Shh.
15:05Ah.
15:06So, you dated both those guys?
15:10Yeah.
15:11I got that.
15:14Yeah.
15:14Let me bless you with this one.
15:16Oh, no.
15:17I don't think I got that one.
15:20I can take that all day.
15:22All right.
15:22Well, how about this?
15:24Yes.
15:25I got you.
15:26Oh, nice.
15:27You saw that coming.
15:28I saw it.
15:29My man.
15:30Are you getting this?
15:31Oh, okay.
15:32Oh, okay.
15:32Where's the little girl taking a ride on the 60-year-old?
15:35There it is.
15:36It's not for a lot of us.
15:37Now, that was a buffalo.
15:40Hey, Joyce.
15:41How many patients till we clear 50?
15:44Three.
15:44But you only have a minute left.
15:46But hey, you know, you gave it a good run.
15:48I can do this.
15:49Joyce, you don't have to do this.
15:50It's fun.
15:51Oh, you know, that reminds me.
15:53Enough.
15:53You're clearly a very lonely and bored man.
15:56Hey.
15:56But there is a vibe between us.
15:59I feel it.
15:59You feel it.
16:00It's undeniable.
16:01I think we need to explore this over drinks tonight outside the hospital.
16:05Okay.
16:05Great.
16:06Discharged.
16:10Hey, you listen to me, the doctor.
16:13Our patient needs an MRI, and you are going to pay for it.
16:16We're still on hold.
16:17Okay, yeah.
16:17Just send him to imaging.
16:18We'll fight this later.
16:20Discharge.
16:21Oh, my gosh.
16:22Only one left.
16:23Is it weird that I'm rooting for her?
16:24So am I.
16:29When I was 39, a tall man named Robert took me to the Rainforest Cafe and bought me this
16:34possum in the gift shop.
16:36He kissed me during the Tropical Rainstorm Show.
16:39It changed the nature of my desire.
16:42Okay?
16:43But if you take that medicine right now, I will give you Mr. Possum.
16:47Discharge.
16:54Discharge.
16:55Hey.
16:55I lied.
16:57I did it.
16:58I did it.
16:59I did it.
17:00Um, carry me.
17:02Oh, dear.
17:02Okay.
17:03Val.
17:04Valerie?
17:04Nine acres for $40,000?
17:08That can't be right.
17:16You seem psyched.
17:17I can feel it.
17:18He wants to be with me.
17:20Well, Matt cares about you.
17:21That's definitely true.
17:23Nothing has changed between us.
17:24Well, some things have changed.
17:27I only mean Matt lives here now.
17:29He's made a lot of new friends.
17:31Good friends.
17:32You can't change your heart.
17:33You can change your heart.
17:34Matt loves me.
17:35Well, then why has he never mentioned you?
17:39No, no.
17:40I'm sorry.
17:41He does care about you.
17:42That's why he's trying to keep you here.
17:44To help.
17:44Keep me here?
17:45What does that mean?
17:46Um, nothing.
17:48I only meant that...
17:49Is he pretending he has feelings just to keep me here?
17:52I don't think he's pretending he has feelings just to keep me here.
17:55Oh.
17:59Oh.
18:03So none of this is real?
18:05You're sick, Vi, and I...
18:06Matt Pearson, you are a liar.
18:09A liar, liar, pants on my...
18:11Hey, don't say things we can't take back.
18:13But you lied.
18:14You said you'd be with me forever, and then you left to follow your dream.
18:18What about my dream?
18:19To have a family.
18:20To have people see me on the street and say,
18:23Hey, there's that person with the family.
18:25The one that exists.
18:26Violet, I want that for you, but your gallbladder is infected.
18:29And if you don't get surgery, you could die.
18:31That's the truth.
18:32And I don't know what I'd do if something happened to you,
18:34so I'm asking you to trust me.
18:36I do trust you.
18:38I came all this way for you.
18:40But I have to know if your feelings are gone,
18:42or if there's still some in there.
18:44Violet, I told you.
18:45Show me.
18:46With a kiss.
18:48One kiss.
18:49And if you truly feel nothing, I'll let it go.
18:52I will get this stupid surgery, and I will let you go.
18:55See?
19:09Yeah, it wasn't as good.
19:10Yeah.
19:12It gets better than that.
19:14Damn.
19:15The demands on you guys are so high.
19:18Almost impossible.
19:19Exactly.
19:20Joyce, we are spread too thin.
19:21And yet possible, because I did it.
19:23Okay.
19:24I mean, you did just throw up and then down like three Gatorades,
19:28so doesn't that prove we need more staff?
19:30I don't think so.
19:32No.
19:32But you have earned a newfound respect from me.
19:36What I want is more staff.
19:37Okay, I'm going to give you one more half shift per week.
19:40One.
19:41Are you happy?
19:42Not really.
19:42Well, neither am I, so that's evidence of a good compromise.
19:45So every Tuesday night, they clear the tables, right?
19:48They bring in a DJ.
19:49I was scared of being alone.
19:51I mean, that's crazy, because I'm not alone.
19:52I've got Chaplain Steve, who's honestly a really great guy.
19:55We have to go.
19:56Oh, we're going.
19:57Are you kidding me?
19:59We are going.
20:01I don't know.
20:01We just click.
20:02What about Brooke?
20:04Hmm?
20:04Who's Brooke?
20:06Hey, Matt.
20:07Oh, Violet's about to go into surgery.
20:08Yeah, got it.
20:09Concerning this cult of yours.
20:11Homestead.
20:11Yeah, whatever.
20:12Can anyone join and retire to the skiing mountain with the women that love the old people and all that?
20:17Yeah.
20:18Outsiders just have to join the religion.
20:19I can do that.
20:20And get double circumcised.
20:22Say what?
20:22It's sad how these people live uneducated about the world.
20:26It may seem nice, but it's dark.
20:29It's not good.
20:31Sorry I blew up your spot.
20:32Nah, it's for the best.
20:34If anything, I feel kind of guilty.
20:36You only like to help her.
20:37Give yourself a break.
20:38No, I kind of held back on the kiss.
20:41Didn't give her the full Matt magic.
20:43Oh, really?
20:44Yeah.
20:45Probably only gave her like 25%.
20:47Okay, Blair.
20:52I feel a lot better.
20:53I'm not sure if it's because I got closure with Matt or because a doctor did science on me.
20:58But either way, this trip was a success.
21:01And Matt, he's where he should be.
21:04You know, I wanted to take him home to his family, but maybe this is his family.
21:08Oh, and also, they let me take as many of these as I want.
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