00:00I don't make love before the first date.
00:09Michael Caine is a novelist at the top of the list, who's hit rock bottom with women.
00:15Mrs. Stein is entitled to one half of all Mrs. Stein's current assets.
00:20I've been taken to the cleaners more times than me should.
00:23Steve Guttenberg is a successful lawyer.
00:25You're insensitive, immature.
00:27So what? It never bothered you before.
00:30Until the night
00:31Come on, ladies. Check up your clothes.
00:34They met face to face
00:35and cheek to cheek.
00:39Is there anything I can do?
00:41Quit moving.
00:43A comedy for everyone who's sworn never to get groped into another relationship again.
00:52You're a weird person, aren't you?
00:54I haven't made love to a woman for two years.
00:57Is this some kind of trick?
00:58So surrender to Sally Peele,
01:01Michael Caine,
01:03Got lots of money?
01:04So has every woman who ever slept with me.
01:06And Steve Guttenberg.
01:07Marry me, Daisy.
01:09Surrender.
01:10Just for the fun of it.
01:12I always end up in embarrassing positions with you.
01:15On a lucky streak.
01:16Surrender.
01:17Surrender.
01:18Surrender.
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