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00:01Luffy will be the king of pirates!
00:04What do you want us to do, Katsura?
00:11I let it get away again.
00:15However, no matter how many times he fails, a man needs to chase what he truly wants.
00:22He should never sacrifice his taste.
00:25Yeah, it's just like choosing to drink CommU out of various liquors.
00:38Okay, is everyone present? It's time to get prepped for the new year.
00:43We're cleaning up the entire school. I'm naming it the Big Cleaning Project.
00:48Oh wow, that sounds so cool!
00:49Hey, that doesn't sound special at all.
00:51You see, if you take this project seriously, you might hit the jackpot. It could change your lives.
00:56Our lives don't exaggerate again.
00:58I'm not exaggerating. Look at this.
01:02Gold nuggets found in high schools nationwide?
01:05But it says high schools nationwide, so that means...
01:08It means that our Gintama High School also has a chance.
01:12No, no, no, wait. No deal is ever that good. That article's from that fishy newspaper, right?
01:17They try to get people all stirred up by showing them all these stupid headlines.
01:21I'm being serious. Look closer.
01:24What? Why would a serious financial newspaper cover that?
01:27So we'll be doing some major cleanup and having a treasure hunt at the same time.
01:32But it's a gossip paper after all!
01:34Well, otherwise you guys won't take cleaning the school seriously.
01:38So anyway, this cleaning project means we'll have to go all out.
01:43To start off, let's just do our usual thing.
01:46What?
01:48Let's begin!
01:50The Big Cleaning Project!
01:51Freaking lame! When the heck did you guys come up with that?
01:54Did you guys discuss it without me?
01:57Mr. Genpachi's...
02:00Zany Class Starts!
02:03You guys enjoyed it!
02:24KEN KEN PANで歩いて
02:26面中衝突か一発で神回避
02:30飛び出すクルマスフェイクチャンを飛び越えて
02:34オシャルポーズのままで落とし穴エンドタイプ
02:38ラララ ラララ 聞こえてくる
02:43みんな楽しそうな歌声が
02:47ラララ ラララ 一緒に行こうぜ
02:51空に爆笑が竜幕春へ
02:56だからくだらぬ話とは見続け
03:01騒げ 二度と泣きょう
03:05華やかしげもなく大人になろう
03:10桜風が吹くから
03:14笑え 泥だらけでも
03:18笑え 笑え 笑え
03:20いつだってそばにいる
03:22ラララ ラララ ラララ
03:27ラララ ラララ ラララ
03:31笑え 笑え やった
03:33てた
03:34てた
03:35てた
03:36てた
03:37その
03:51大気者を調査に 切ってしまいました
03:52First up, Cobra, you do the home economics rule. Be sure to remove the heavy oil stains from the gas stoves and vents.
03:58Mr. Kenpachi, my name's not Cobra, it's Katsura. What do you mean, remove all the heavy oil stains? Are you trying to harass me or something?
04:05Actually, I'm trying to harass you for real.
04:07Listen up, Mr. Kenpachi. I'll sue you for civil misconduct.
04:11All right, next. Gorilla, Mayo, Sadist, Yamazaki. You'll go clean the boys' restroom.
04:17Mr. Kenpachi, why do we need to clean the restroom?
04:20Because otherwise, you just keep pooping your pants.
04:22Clean the toilet until it shines and pray as hard as you can to the god of poo-poo so that you won't poop your pants again.
04:28What god of poo-poo? Is that even real?
04:31Yes, and there's also a god of pee-pee.
04:33For real? A god like that really exists?
04:36And also a god of weed.
04:38A god of weed?
04:40You're laughing way too much! Stop getting hysterical with the pee-pee and the weed nonsense!
04:45Right, I'm sorry, Hiji Kata.
04:47God of weed.
04:49I've had enough of these beef topics!
04:51Okay, next.
04:52Waxing the floor of this classroom is...
04:55Kyuubay and Tojo.
04:56Yes, understood.
04:57Just hang on, please.
04:59Why do young master and I have to wax the classroom?
05:02What if the wax splashes on young master's precious feet?
05:05It could lead to a rash and inflammation!
05:08Even a year's supply of that thingy above the curtain that goes whoosh won't come close to making up for it!
05:13How am I supposed to know how many you need in a year?
05:16Mr. Genpachi, I shall do it.
05:18Don't yet, master!
05:19I don't really care who does it.
05:22And next, pulling weeds at the back of the gym.
05:25That will be a sign to...
05:27Genpachi, Kagura, Dork, you three take care of this.
05:31Mr. Genpachi, I won't allow you.
05:33Too quick!
05:33I didn't even say anything!
05:35Mr. Genpachi, I have a question too!
05:37Why do we have to pull the weeds behind the gym?
05:39Oh, and why is it that wars never disappear from this world?
05:43The second question's on a whole other level!
05:46Oh, I can't stop thinking about it.
05:48I really can't stop thinking about it either.
05:51I'm looking at the next issue of From Me to Hugh.
05:54Oh, that episode was so good!
05:56Soko wrote you a love letter and tried to give it to him but couldn't do it!
05:59Sempting my feelings from me to Hugh!
06:02Hey! I'm not talking about the manga, From Me to Hugh!
06:05Oh.
06:07I hope Mr. Genpachi is making his students do a major cleanup of the entire school.
06:12He's probably checking TV programs for the New Year holidays in the teacher's room.
06:16I guess I'll go remind him again, just in case.
06:26He's reading a Jump magazine.
06:28Um, yeah, so Mr. Genpachi, what are you doing?
06:32I was ready to do a major cleanup and started sorting out all the back issues of Jump magazine.
06:37But then, I got so absorbed in reading these, I couldn't put them down.
06:42You're supposed to be a high school teacher!
06:44Don't you think spreading Jump magazines all over your desk is going too far?
06:47Ooh, I get it now!
06:49That was the reason why Luffy went on his journey.
06:51That's the first episode of One Piece!
06:53How freaking old is that issue?
06:55And if you're gonna walk off your job as a homeroom teacher,
06:57you'll have to get me back your year-end bonus!
07:00Okay, fine, if I must.
07:01Huh?
07:06That guy is always such a pain in the butt every season!
07:10Oh no, Shanks, your arm!
07:12Those idiots better be cleaning up just as I said.
07:15Okay, pay attention everyone!
07:22Please, look closely at this heavy oil stain.
07:25Oh no!
07:27When it gets this dirty, the detergent sold in stores won't do any good!
07:31But look at this product!
07:33Let's use this powerful detergent, Brock and Junior, from Germany.
07:38As you can see, all you have to do is wipe it off gently with a sponge like so!
07:43Check it out!
07:44The oil stain comes off instantly!
07:46And take a look at this badly burnt frying pan too!
07:51Let's use this Brock and Junior on it!
07:53See, watch this!
07:55And just like that, it'll come off beautifully!
07:57Oh, oh wait, what?
07:58You guys don't want to buy this product?!
08:00Cobra, why are you slacking off on cleaning and doing a product demo instead?
08:04And where the hell did you get those shady cleaning products?
08:07Oh, um, actually the thing is, my uncle works as a distributor.
08:12He's not your uncle!
08:13He's just a geezer making this anime show!
08:16Look, look, look!
08:19Witness the power of some typical force!
08:21That's amazing, Okita!
08:22The hell, how long are you gonna fool around?
08:24Just go clean already!
08:25Look at you go!
08:26Fire!
08:29What the hell is that, you bastard?!
08:31I'm sorry, even Okita makes mistakes with buckets!
08:34Stop making up stupid proverbs!
08:36And saying fire beforehand means you did it on purpose!
08:41Are you satisfied now?
08:43Just clean up this place already!
08:44Well then, you should try this too, Hijikata!
08:46The bucket rolling festa!
08:48Just say swing the bucket!
08:50What the hell is that name?!
08:51Besides, there's no way!
08:53I'm not a little kid!
08:54Are you scared?
08:55Afraid of getting wet?
08:56Heyyyyyy!
08:58Why the hell would I be scared?!
09:02So sorry, Hijikata.
09:03Even Okita plays with a scrubber.
09:06That's quite a unique proverb.
09:08I'll show you a scrubber, Okita!
09:11I'll stop you two!
09:12Never forget your bucketmanship!
09:15Cut it out already!
09:17I knew you idiots would be playing Hunger Games in here.
09:21You should know that I was actually doing the cleaning.
09:24Really?
09:25You cleaned it until you got drenched with sweat or what?
09:28You'll die.
09:30Hey, this is no sweat!
09:32You're the one who got me all wet!
09:33What the hell?
09:36What's wrong with all of them?
09:39Hey, are you done waxing the floor?
09:41Well, actually, I said that I'd do it, but...
09:45Let me see.
09:50I worked really hard to make the whole floor sparkle.
09:53Sparkle? Isn't it more like slimy?
09:57Hold on, what is this?
09:58Is this lubricant?
09:59That's right, it is lubricant!
10:02To make it more slippery, I thought it would be better to use lubricant rather than wax.
10:06No, that looks incredibly nasty.
10:08People might think that Senior Class Z is a place that gives nasty services.
10:15But dude, how are we supposed to even walk on this slimy floor?
10:19Don't you worry about that.
10:20See, once you get the hang of it...
10:23Of course you can't walk on it!
10:26Oh, well, it's just fine!
10:29I can stand up!
10:32Just a moment, I'll be right there!
10:36Is this a horror movie?
10:38You're like extremely gross right now!
10:41Take care of the rest, okay?
10:42I guess it's nice to have a day like this.
10:53Before I know it, it won't even be cold anymore.
10:56The scent of the soil is...
10:58I might have run over Four Eyes while he was saying some corny stuff.
11:04You might have run over! You surely did run over me!
11:07And don't be so naughty, Kagura!
11:09Look there, Hasegawa's taking his job seriously!
11:11Oh wow, it's really bushy!
11:13Have they grown that much over there?
11:15Oh yes, these are just too thick!
11:17Oh yeah, here's bathou joy.
11:25Don't look at this crack!
11:27Are you kidding me?
11:28First the lubricant and now a porn mag?
11:29Whoa, Mr. Kenpachi, look.
11:31It's not what you think.
11:32This is...
11:33Sir, this here is one piece of Vice Chief Shinpachi's Precious Porn Collection!
11:36Hey!
11:37That's not true!
11:37Don't you dare spread fake news!
11:39Yeah, I don't care.
11:40Whatever.
11:41Just finish pulling up all these weeds, would ya?
11:42It's so obvious you're going to read that later.
11:46But Mr. Genpachi, doing this with only the three of us is too much.
11:50But Sadaharu is here too.
11:52He can't even grab grass with those paws.
11:55You hear that? I really want to pull Weed's wolf.
11:58He said that.
12:01Look over there! It looks like he's digging something out!
12:05What is that?
12:07Maybe it's a water bottle?
12:09Hey guys, can this possibly be that thingy?
12:13The treasure Mr. Genpachi told us about this morning?
12:18A GOLD NUGGET!
12:25So this is...
12:27A gold nugget?
12:29It's mine!
12:32Hang on, guys.
12:34If it's gold, he's the one who found it.
12:36But he's a dog!
12:37Just shut up, dork!
12:38You know dogs eat food and stuff, they can get pretty expensive,
12:41so I'll keep the gold for now!
12:42You're just trying to keep it all for yourself!
12:44Well then, as your homeroom teacher, I should take it.
12:46Oh!
12:47Don't start acting like a homeroom teacher now!
12:48Um, um, um, hey guys!
12:49Huh?
12:50What is it?
12:50This here, it can't possibly be an unexploded bomb, right?
12:58No, no, no, no way that's possible!
13:00I was just... stop kidding around!
13:02Yeah, yeah, yeah, they're right!
13:03This article about the gold nugget was from the New Gin Post.
13:10Bombs from the past sound more likely, don't you think?
13:12Hey, don't leave me alone with it!
13:14Sanaharu, you better come over here now!
13:17Whoa!
13:18God, we don't want that!
13:20Drop it!
13:21So, what do we do next, Mr. Ginpachi?
13:29Calm down.
13:30We only have one choice.
13:31Call the police.
13:32Hello, police?
13:33Hey, maybe you should calm down!
13:35Uh, thank you for waiting.
13:38I'm Haji, the assistant inspector from the Explosive Ordinance Disposal Team.
13:42Oh, hey.
13:43Are you really gonna work alone?
13:45Don't you worry.
13:46My boss is going to arrive anytime soon.
13:48Sorry to keep you waiting.
13:54Big bro!
13:55Oops, no, I meant inspector.
13:57Thank you for coming.
13:58I'm Haji Kozenigata from the Explosive Ordinance Disposal Team.
14:02Inspector, hurry!
14:03It's over there!
14:04Before I get to work, I have something of a ritual to observe.
14:11It is because I have always stuck to this ritual that I've been able to survive to this day.
14:18Barkeeper, another comm you.
14:21On the rocks, please.
14:24Excuse me.
14:25I'm no barkeeper.
14:26I'm a teacher.
14:27What the hell is this fake hard-boiled geezer doing here?
14:30My hopes for him are already below zero.
14:32No, barkeeper.
14:34When there's a break in your usual routine, it is always a bad omen for the future.
14:42Haji!
14:43Blockade!
14:43Got it, inspector!
14:45Mr. Genpachi, we finished cleaning the restroom.
14:47And I was able to escape from the classroom.
14:49What?!
14:51There's no entry here, so you can't come inside.
14:53It should be reversed!
14:55We're trying to dispose of an unexploded bomb, but I see you've already set your foot in this place.
14:59Now we're all in the same boat.
15:00An unexploded bomb?!
15:03Now tell me where the bomb is.
15:05Right over there.
15:06It's that one.
15:07You damn fool!
15:10This is the very place we handle bombs!
15:13It's outrageous of you to smoke!
15:15I'm so sorry.
15:18An ordinary citizen sometimes gets in the way of completing the mission.
15:23Thus, it's important to use a bit of abusive language and reprimand them.
15:27Of course, I always make a follow-up after that.
15:30I apologize for punching you.
15:32When my work is all finished here, you can continue to smoke as much as you like.
15:36The heck you just smoked too?!
15:42Stop wasting time and dispose of the freakin' bomb!
15:48Hmm...
15:49So is that it?
15:51Is it really an unexploded bomb?
15:53Oh yeah.
15:54What's more, it's a significantly lethal one.
15:57But what is it even doing here?
15:59Well, I've heard of stories.
16:01Many old bombs have been found around here.
16:03Recently, I, too,
16:05unintentionally exploded in a second.
16:10No one wants to hear about your thing exploding!
16:13Let's go back to the bar and make a new plan.
16:16There's no such thing as bars around here.
16:18Only cafeterias.
16:19That'll do.
16:20This counter kind of reminds me of a bar.
16:23How is it even close?!
16:25Just get to work already!
16:26Come to think of it,
16:27don't the explosive ordnance disposal teams arrive riding in armored cars?
16:31There's none of that today!
16:33I'm afraid they're off to other places today.
16:37So bombs have been found in other places?
16:40No.
16:41They've all been roped into doing a photo shoot for some magazine and there's none left.
16:45A photo shoot?!
16:46And how are you gonna dispose of a bomb without specialized vehicles?!
16:49Oh, please, don't worry about it.
16:51My big bro here, rather than stopping bombs from exploding,
16:54usually rushes to the scene after they've exploded.
16:57So he's never even made it there in time?!
16:59Don't you worry.
17:01I've got tons of knowledge right here.
17:03A bomb is much less likely to explode after it's been cooled down first.
17:07We could cool it and then transport it to a safer place.
17:10He is correct.
17:12Once bombs are cooled,
17:13they can take a lot of time before they're able to function.
17:15Just stop talking about your sex life, please.
17:17All right, Haji!
17:18Go to the store and buy as many cooling patches as you can!
17:21Sure!
17:22Cooling patches clearly won't do anything even if you're not a pro!
17:25Then go get me ice packs!
17:27Those won't work either!
17:28Why don't you try to use my lubricant?
17:30Hey, two!
17:31I thought it would be better to use lubricant rather than patches in terms of cooling things off.
17:36I'm very sorry.
17:38Bastard!
17:39This is not the time to be fighting!
17:41We have to deal with the bomb first!
17:43True, an unexploded bomb means trouble.
17:45I, too, unintentionally exploded three days ago.
17:51Heck, you two?!
17:53Come here.
17:54We don't have any choice but to carry that bomb outside with our own hands.
17:58And so now, one of you will-
18:00Hey!
18:01Stop trying to make our students do it!
18:03Enough is enough!
18:04We want another bomb disposal team!
18:06How humiliating!
18:07From the day I started this job until today, has anyone ever asked for another team?
18:12Not once has that ever happened to me!
18:15Who the hell are you supposed to be?!
18:17You're not even a fake hard-boiled geezer anymore!
18:19Oh no!
18:20Stop, Sataharu!
18:21Huh?
18:22Come back here, Sataharu!
18:23Sonaharu!
18:24Don't shake it, don't shake it!
18:28Oh no!
18:29It'll explode!
18:30I want to survive, I want to survive, I want to survive, I want to survive!
18:34You're not a bomb!
18:35Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
18:36Oh...
18:47What?
18:49Hey, this might not be a bomb after all.
18:55Is it some kind of container?
18:57Tell us, Disposal Team.
18:59I didn't expect this.
19:00What looked like a bomb turned out to be not a bomb at all.
19:03However, even a pro makes mistakes sometimes.
19:07That's why this job can be so very interesting.
19:11Oh, son of a lie, you lame excuse!
19:15Goodbye, ladies and gentlemen!
19:17It's Spencer!
19:19Geez.
19:20Oh, there's paper inside it.
19:22Finally, the map of the buried gold!
19:24It looks like a letter.
19:26A letter?
19:27What?
19:28It says,
19:29Because I'm not good with words, I can only express my feelings for you in this way.
19:34Just by staring at you from afar.
19:36I turn into a baby who doesn't know how to speak.
19:39I become completely at a loss for words.
19:42Hmm?
19:43Hold on!
19:44This is a love letter!
19:45And it's so freaking lame.
19:46Who the hell wrote it?
19:48A man who has had a little fever ever since I first met you?
19:52So this is a time capsule then.
19:55He put his love letter that he couldn't deliver and signed.
19:58He wanted to keep his memory of high school locked in it.
20:02He is... simply a man in love.
20:06I finally found you, Mr. Genpachi!
20:09Why is your classroom so slippery?
20:11Hmm?
20:12Ah!
20:13Hey!
20:14You shouldn't open that without my permission!
20:16That was my time capsule!
20:17Are you serious?
20:18Wait!
20:19Principal!
20:20You wrote this love letter?
20:21Yeah.
20:22I mean, I did write it.
20:24But then I just didn't have the courage to deliver it.
20:28I can't believe I was touched.
20:30Stop acting so shy.
20:31You're just hotter.
20:32And you look like a freaking mud fish too!
20:34A man in love?
20:35Don't make me laugh.
20:36Hey, you guys are so heartless.
20:38Anyway, you guys need to bury this time capsule back in the ground again.
20:42It's such a precious memory for me.
20:44Mr. Genpachi!
20:45Sonoharu just dug out another time capsule!
20:47Look!
20:48Good grief.
20:49How many were buried underground at this school?
20:51Whose is it now?
20:53Let's open it.
20:54You can't do that, Mr. Genpachi.
20:56The very person who buried the time capsule is supposed to open it.
20:59Why is it so freaking tight?
21:00You should pull that tight.
21:01Hey, there's no way I can open this.
21:03Doesn't it say how to open it?
21:04Um, are you guys even listening to me?
21:06Give me a sec.
21:07I can't make out what it says since it's rusty.
21:09It looks like it says military right here.
21:11Ah, we survived the blast somehow.
21:23Geez.
21:24The typical rules in the anime world helped us.
21:26That's right!
21:27Because nobody ever dies from explosions in comedy anime!
21:30Hey guys, but what about the gym?
21:32The whole gym was destroyed.
21:33What are you gonna do about it?
21:34We'll include it as part of a major clean-
21:36A major clean up my ass!
21:38We're deep in the wreck!
21:39Hey!
21:40You have something to say to me!
21:41The principal, there's something in the back.
21:43Huh?
21:44Hey, nurse.
21:45Calm you on the rocks.
21:47The heck?!
21:48You wound up getting injured too?!
21:49The heck?!
21:50You wound up getting injured too?!
21:52The time, you wound up getting injured!
21:54The notes of the music came out.
21:56We saw it in the back of the door.
21:58This is not very dark yet.
21:59It was astellen, so it's not very dark.
22:00It's not very dark.
22:01It's not very dark.
22:02They clearly spread out.
22:03It's not very dark.
22:04It's not a mess.
22:06Oh
22:36Oh
23:06Oh
23:36Oh
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