YogLabs | show | 2012 | Official Teaser - video Dailymotion

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00:00so you've decided to go to war well thanks to the new yoglabs technology victory has never been

00:16easier you may have noticed the yoglabs hallways have been filled with subpar pizza recently

00:22this is no mistake this is a targeted attack from our newest and greatest foe

00:28xxx pig lord xxx he is an unknowable dark shadow in the nether a truly mysterious creature but we

00:36at yoglabs have the power to unmask this beast powered by a new wave of simon clones and you

00:44our mandatory volunteers as well as a grand fleet of top-of-the-line guns vehicles and cannons

00:51we not only have strength we intrepid yognauts have the boards for war the plan is simple you will

01:02strike the beachhead at 1400 hours fighting back against the initial surge of disgusting pig folk

01:08gaining a foothold and entrenching deep within the first line keep your heads down boys pig lord will

01:14be bearing down on you with artillery auto cannons and more your second objective is to take down

01:21those guns that's right tnt potato cannons and sheer grit and steel are your friends here from there we

01:30shall be sending an elite squad to breach the gate charge the back lines and face our foe in direct

01:37combat you may lose your mind to the horrors of war but your sacrifice will not be in vain

01:44hold fast sweet simon clones and push forward soldiers of the mine rejoice fight fight fight with me