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Love Island Australia S 7 EP 18
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00:00Come on out and play.
00:03Previously on Love Island Australia.
00:07What's your body count?
00:09Come on out and play.
00:11Just some sexy chat.
00:14Had Gabby in a spa.
00:17The conversation is just absolute filth.
00:20I'm saying those conversations are like gutter talk
00:22to be involving yourself in with other girls.
00:24Yuck, yuck, yuck, yuck, yuck, yuck.
00:26The judgement made me a bit uncomfortable.
00:29Then, at a shocking fire pit.
00:32Earlier today, we asked the super fans,
00:35who is your favourite islander?
00:38Mick and Isabelle.
00:40One of you has received the least votes
00:43and will be dumped tonight.
00:45Isabelle was dumped.
00:48Both not.
00:49No, no, no, no, no.
00:51And in a love island first.
00:54Isabelle, you found a connection in the villa.
00:56That's what she's leaving with.
00:58Connor, are you saying you were going to leave tonight too?
01:00Yep.
01:01Connor left with her.
01:04I've come on here for genuine reasons
01:05and they haven't respected that
01:07and I just want to get the out of here.
01:08Okay.
01:10Love wins.
01:12Just not the 50k.
01:16Tonight.
01:17I.
01:18Boys, you're off to the beach club for a proper lads day out.
01:26It's the biggest test of all.
01:30Say hello.
01:31Say hello.
01:33To Emma and Jade.
01:37You're playing with fire.
01:39Time to check in.
01:42To Hotel Amour.
01:45Just the two of you alone to explore a connection.
01:49Who will be a saint?
01:51I am in a strong couple.
01:53And who will be a sinner?
01:57You're definitely gorgeous.
01:58You'll hit all those marks.
02:00I need a test like this to see if he's actually learnt from his mistakes.
02:04You're playing with fire.
02:23Connor and Isabelle have left the villa.
02:25As great poet Alfred Tennyson said,
02:28it's better to have loved and lost than never loved at all.
02:31But as an angry person on Reddit said,
02:34it's better to have loved and won $50,000.
02:37Both true.
02:40This is crazy, bro.
02:41Tonight, it's definitely a wake-up call for everyone in here.
02:44There's no denying that.
02:45We're all feeling it.
02:46It's a reminder that you've just got to take every day in here
02:49and just give it your all.
02:51You're fine.
02:52Just get ready for bed.
02:53Now I'm in bed.
02:54Bye.
02:56No one in the villa is safe.
02:58You need to make the most of your time here.
03:00Cherish your connections.
03:03I'm a rolling stone.
03:05I thought they were going to be here till the end.
03:10Yeah.
03:11Crazy.
03:12At least we're still here.
03:15I was relieved when you sat down.
03:17Yeah.
03:18I was relieved when you sat down.
03:19Now I'm not even in a couple with you.
03:24And I'm going to go sleep.
03:25And I'm like, what the fuck?
03:27Nothing's promised.
03:28I feel like maybe I've been operating a little bit slow with things.
03:33And it's definitely fired me up a little bit in that sense.
03:37Yeah.
03:38What's wrong?
03:39What happened?
03:40It's sad.
03:41I'm so glad that I'm still here in the villa and I still have the opportunity to grow my
03:46connection with Kai.
03:48What's wrong?
03:50Sad.
03:51What?
03:52It was easy to talk and then I'm sad when we're back home.
03:57Chicken.
03:58Now I don't know for sure if Gabby's still upset with Jotham for talking sex with Mia and
04:15Boston, but her glasses suggest that might indeed be the case.
04:19Did you come to find someone?
04:20Because I'm genuinely at the point where I'm like, I like actually see like a relationship
04:25with him and I just feel like it's not being reciprocated and that's why all of this is
04:29really hurting me.
04:30Yeah.
04:31I'm really starting to like him like a lot.
04:34Like I have like deep feelings for him and I genuinely am just like scared of him hurting
04:42me.
04:43I'm feeling a million different emotions at once.
04:46It's like really upset me all day.
04:48Like he could openly say those things.
04:50Things he said today like it sent me into a spiral.
04:53No.
04:54Is it Gabby?
04:55What does that mean?
04:57I think Jotham is an idiot and he's really young and he's a people pleaser.
05:01Stay away from me.
05:06Yeah Gab was a bit upset and I'm just unsure again.
05:12Like it just kind of makes me question what I've been doing.
05:15I think it is really the time where you have to really think about the connections you have
05:19and if they're the right connection.
05:21How's um, is Gabby doing alright?
05:24It's a lot of high motion I think.
05:26Don't even try.
05:27Won't compromise.
05:28It's my design.
05:29I'm going to cuddle in tonight in bed.
05:30So I'm very very very excited for that.
05:31I'm a free soul.
05:32On a holy ground.
05:33Something divine.
05:34Looked in my eyes.
05:35Showed me your light.
05:36I see clearly now.
05:37You're trying to rewrite my story.
05:38Stop.
05:39Tell me you better when you knew...
05:40To young who is a murderer.
05:41Don't hold your breath, cause I don't wanna change my way.
05:54Oh, my God.
06:00Thanks.
06:02You want me to talk about it?
06:04Yeah.
06:24You want to change, you want to change, oh.
06:27Who I am, what I became, what I became, oh.
06:31What you see is what you get to know, dear.
06:50Ah, ah, yeah.
06:54Last night, being upset, not being able to get into a bed with Ross really sucked.
07:04And then I knew that Ross was over there in the other bed cuddling Boston.
07:07No more secrets, no more hidden lies.
07:11I won't apologise.
07:13Me and Ross had a conversation yesterday about agreeing to cuddle in bed.
07:16We were both really excited.
07:19And it was the most half-assed cuddle, and I was like, what is the point?
07:23What is the point?
07:28I can just tell the vibes are off of me and Sian.
07:30Like, I'm not an idiot.
07:31I know when a girl is hung up on her ex.
07:33I'm on my wiggle, let the whole world know.
07:36This ain't a secret, I was born to grow.
07:40Mia, other than Mick, who are you bonding with?
07:43Alex.
07:44Yeah, he's hot.
07:45Yeah.
07:46But he just keeps saying green flag things somewhere.
07:48Yeah, there's only green flags coming from him.
07:50I need to, like, really just give you my time.
07:53I'm coming out tonight.
07:57Gabby and Jotham have talked to many of the islanders about their current issues,
08:01but have finally taken the radical step of talking to each other.
08:05About time.
08:06About time.
08:07I took yesterday's conversation in a much different way than you did.
08:11Right.
08:12And I think, like, emotions are just really fucking high in here and, like,
08:16everything's really full on and there's always something happening and, like...
08:19Sorry, I wasn't finished my sentence.
08:21About time to interrupt their chat with a text.
08:23Someone got a text!
08:28I got a text!
08:30Yay!
08:32What is it?
08:35Boys, you are off to the beach club for a proper lads day out.
08:39Yay!
08:44Yes, boys!
08:45Alright, look sharp and don't forget your dancing shoes.
08:48Hashtag no girls allowed.
08:50Hashtag boys, boys, boys.
08:51Yes, boys!
08:52Yes, boys!
08:53Yes, boys!
08:54Yes, boys!
08:55Yes!
08:56I'm excited.
08:57Hopefully today there's, you know, maybe a new bombshell.
09:00Something's on the horizon.
09:01I can feel it.
09:02Yes, boys!
09:03Yes, boys!
09:04They're going to a beach club and they have to take dancing shoes.
09:09Who are they dancing with today?
09:12These boys better be dancing with themselves, honestly.
09:16Can I pull you for a chat?
09:17You want to pull me for a chat?
09:18Yeah.
09:19Go on, then.
09:20Come on.
09:21Oh, you want to lay some boundaries before I run off, do ya?
09:25Yeah, dog.
09:26What happens if I say no, mum?
09:28Come on.
09:29In the past, I don't think I would have had this chat.
09:31I probably would have just sat at home being like,
09:33how dare you go out?
09:34You're meant to be at home with me.
09:35Don't have fun.
09:36Oh, my God.
09:37Like, I was actually crazy.
09:38Okay, so I just want to let you know.
09:39Go on.
09:40I just want to let you know that I will be 100% trusting you and I, of course, want you to,
09:55like, if there's girls there or whatever, want you to be able to explore and get to know them
10:00and stuff.
10:01Um, if you could just not do anything before, like, letting me know.
10:06You know what I mean?
10:07Like, say, like, I really like this girl.
10:09I want to, like, kiss her.
10:10Like, don't just go kiss her.
10:11You know what I mean?
10:12Mm.
10:13I don't care if you want to, but just, like, keep me in the loop.
10:16Yeah, of course.
10:17Might not be my time at all.
10:18You know what I mean?
10:19Don't get too ahead of yourself.
10:20No, I'm fine.
10:21I just want to lay these boundaries out so that we're on the same page.
10:25Yeah, I do understand that.
10:26And I will, um, obviously let you know if I do want to pursue someone if they are coming,
10:31but...
10:32Yeah.
10:33I think that's fair.
10:34When I first heard the text, I was like, ugh.
10:36But then after having that chat, I was like, no, babe, actually go have fun.
10:39Like, I'm actually excited for you to have fun.
10:41Like, I don't know, I felt very relaxed after that chat.
10:44Yeah.
10:45And it's a chat that I've never had with him before where I've sat down and set boundaries
10:49like that, therefore I don't have to sit here stressing about it.
10:53Oh, my God, it just makes so much sense.
10:55Like, why didn't I never think of doing this before?
10:57All those years of me being a fucking psycho crazy bitch when I could have just sat down
11:02and had this chat.
11:04So there you have it, folks.
11:06Psycho crazy is out and having respectful chats about boundaries are in.
11:10Gen Z are gonna be fine.
11:13And anyway, the boys just care about bro time, not girls.
11:17So you reckon there's gonna be a girl or what?
11:19A beach club with no girls is not a beach club, mate.
11:21You should know.
11:23It'll be good for me to not think about things right now villa wise and just kind of dance,
11:31relax, beach, beach club vibe.
11:33So just some, some guy time.
11:36Why do you have to look so good as hell so good right now?
11:39Mmm.
11:40You look nice.
11:41Oh, good job.
11:43Don't think I've seen this yet?
11:44No, it's a freshie.
11:45See you later.
11:46Bye, guys.
11:47Have so much fun.
11:48But not too much.
11:50Let's stay out, let's stay out, let's stay out.
11:54As the boys hit the town, Kai told Yana he wouldn't do anything inappropriate with the girls.
12:01Mick, however, is fair game.
12:03Be a boy and the boys!
12:26Hey, Yojs!
12:28Yojs!
12:30injured
12:32potty mouth do ya try your best when depression chews ya your sundresses jump in like the base
12:37while i calculate how much money it'll take till we flee from this place
12:40if you laugh clean glass think fast anywhere in this world you can have free that mind
12:50coming up sophie crashes the party it's like you guys are having the greatest day
12:56do you want it to get a bit better with a sexy surprise say hello to emma and jade
13:19the boys have hit the beach club complete with dj drinks and incoming bombs
13:24what could possibly go wrong good to be here boys what a view huh drinks the flow and the boys are on
13:33nah i'm feeling good man the wipers on toast stays on
13:41as they also say in espanol traigamos el monk hey soph
13:54oh hey oh what a bomb what a bomb hey that's the bomb we needed
14:05oh thank you dj how you going boys
14:10oh sorry to break up the party i know how important boy time is we're just getting started
14:15i make sure my husband gets plenty of boy time as long as he's home by 6 p.m and
14:20he calls me every hour and he keeps his location services on and he doesn't look at anyone other
14:25than men then i'm cool with it you know yeah checks out anyway it looks like you guys are having the
14:32greatest day ever do you want it to get a bit better yeah yeah yes woohoo say hello
14:38hello to emma and jade emma and jade yeah
14:55my name's emma i'm 26 years old and i'm from new zealand
14:58i'm the lash technician but i'm training to be in the place so if there's any bad boys in the villa
15:08they better watch out i think it's time to go the girls will be intimidated by me because i've got
15:13good banter and good luck i'm jade i'm 23 years old and i'm a kiwi living in sydney
15:29i work in digital marketing and innovation so i'm a corporate girly by day and trouble by night
15:41girls hold on to men's tight because i'm coming in hot
15:44they'll never see me falling no i won't hit the ground
15:52oh shit say hello to emma and jade
15:56hello hello nice to meet you i'm jade hello nice to meet you nice to meet you
16:09okay girls come on down come back with me you can have them back in a minute emma and jade welcome
16:17boys our two newest bombshells as you're about to find out are from new zealand it's the kiwi invasion
16:26i'm gonna leave you to get to know each other a little bit better oh and boys
16:36you're very welcome thank you
16:53you're welcome back at the villa the girls are playing a game of who's got the biggest sunglasses
17:00no contest but how's everyone feeling no boys here i'm kind of loving it this has been the most
17:06relaxed day ever you know what i think like this is going to be the make it or break it for us all i
17:11think like all of us are going to really realize like how these boys play up and how they act is how
17:17they are and it's really wait play up what do you think there's girls there 100 there's one or two
17:25females i think they're genuinely having a boys and we're genuinely having a girls day no don't be silly
17:30don't be silly gums that's so silly the boys are at the club it's quite hard to sit here and not
17:38start spiraling about what the hell they are getting up to and doing at this point i really
17:43trust kai and if he's going to break that it's just going to it's sorry i'm fully done yeah i'm not
17:49even going to give him another chance this is already a massive chance that i'm giving yeah no more
17:53chances there's no guys no anxiety
17:57what's your usual type my usual type normally i would go for someone that's yeah like tall like
18:14big like dark hair like dark ambitious funny how old are you how old do you think i am
18:22um 24 yeah i was gonna say 23 23. so what are your types you know someone that really looks after
18:33themselves someone quite honest i'm a very honest person um looks you know um you're definitely
18:39gorgeous you'll hit all those marks me um yeah i definitely look for a sense of humor and a chick
18:44big smile big butts always nice bit of intellect as well yeah nice let's say probably initial attraction
18:50someone that doesn't take themselves too seriously who can make me laugh anything physical or you
18:55not really no just everything yeah pretty much am i your type yes you're absolutely my type okay
19:10so welcome to the villa how is it so far well i'm not in the villa yet yeah nice one so how are you
19:22guys and your couples oh straight to it wow yeah straight to the point i didn't come here to fuck
19:26spiders i feel like for myself i'm in more of a oh here we go i'm gonna be it's only been like four or
19:33five days and i think like yeah we're getting to know each other but yeah it's only fresh so i'm just
19:37trying to keep open to it but yeah definitely keen to getting to know you and all right well slow down
19:44what's your perfect man a funny guy like it we love a comedian obviously he needs to be attractive
19:50like why are you laughing i don't even have to speak and you're laughing all right anyway sorry
19:58so you guys open like if there's recoupling right now um i'd love to get to know you obviously first
20:05and see if there's that romantic spark there from the get-go i am in a strong couple but you know
20:11being here it's like yeah you are open to getting to know everyone yeah and so like you're obviously
20:16like very pretty yeah you're pretty as well thank you oh i mean you'd be quite lucky to pick me yeah
20:24calm down um nah nah um nah yeah definitely open right now to get to know you
20:41back at the villa the girls are pining for the boys and when i say pining for i mean tearing them a
20:52new one and when i say the boys i mean ross yeah he's got the best of it ross two connections make
20:59up your mind bro i think he's just very avoidant and definitely agree with him that he has commitment
21:05issues yeah 100 100 and he's not emotionally available for a 28 year old man that ain't it
21:11if you're 22 i get it you're you're pushing dirty that hairline aren't gonna last that long come on
21:19yeah you're pushing 30 man you're literally mate you ain't got you're balding you ain't got time to
21:24cuddle if he has the audacity to go oh yeah i'm so open to another bomb done i don't want that man
21:31there's nothing in the air back at the club it's emma's turn to date ross kai and alex three at a
21:38time sin gluttony check let's get down to business you look great you're like a red mermaid thank you
21:47stunning all right tell me about yourselves i'm alex i'm in a couple of sean in the villa yeah i'm
21:53currently in a triangle with ross as well yeah so now it definitely opens you to know people yeah i came
21:58in here to explore connections with with everyone so i wanted to stay open from the outset um and yeah
22:03my current partner still getting to know her a bit but i feel like it may have run its course yeah um
22:08leaning towards sean yeah but still very much open to meet meet people coming through yeah what about
22:13you all right um so my ex-girlfriend's actually in here yeah but now we're starting to see where we
22:22stand and we're starting to rekindle you know yeah all right we do still have a bit of a spark there
22:27yeah so why did you guys break up ah sure both sort of playing around in the end okay so um like how
22:35do you see that working again oh well like that's what we're trying to figure out if there if there's
22:40a reason why we've been split up before but um yeah you know we're just trying to put a nail in the
22:45coffin really and see if that is it is going to work yeah all right so that's where i'm at
22:51yeah what's your type i feel like it's quite diverse like i've dated a red-haired blonde and
22:58somebody with dark hair so i'm like open to anything but like i like a guy with drive and
23:04like a hobby he's obsessed with like i do free diving and i tend spearfishing or like if you play a
23:09sport like rugby or something like i'd lap that up i've been the spearfisher for years actually
23:16rugby player yeah yeah
23:22so there was a recoupling like right now would you guys be happy if i picked you
23:29i wouldn't be i wouldn't be unhappy yeah it wouldn't be i wouldn't be unhappy
23:33like i said yeah i'm open to to get to know people so all the same answer yes yes i'm very happy
23:38yeah to new connections and hot blondes
23:52bro like how have me and jotham been up and down every single day for like
23:56i'm like is everyone over at this point but like i swear after this will be good hopefully nothing else
24:02i'm so excited for jotham to come back like i just miss him so much and like he was looking way too good
24:07leaving that villa so i'm just like oh hurry up come back i'm waiting but like when i think of
24:12jotham i literally picture him like in the labor room with me like me birthing his children
24:18yesterday gammy's arguing with jotham about the new bombshell mia
24:22today she wants his babies what's going to happen tonight i'm starting to think i'm the problem because
24:28like the high you think you know what i came in here and said i'm a lot to handle and he's been
24:36able to handle it very well he has been able to handle it like even i've been shocked by how he's
24:40been yeah it is a good balance because he's just so chilled out all the time like is he jesus
24:45changed his name from jotham to jesus like seriously he's been called jonathan jonathan gotham and now
24:54jesus although if i was to highlight one major difference it's that jotham is less likely to
24:59be found walking on water than his eggshells and he's real so what is your situations in the villa
25:08you have very good eye contact just just a side note um yeah it's going all right but i'm getting
25:13a little bit like yeah interesting not so much yeah i know what you mean got into a couple a few
25:21days ago um there is feelings involved between both sides um yeah obviously i'm still open to get to know
25:27other people yeah and yeah for me i'm uh i'm in a quite a strong couple getting to know we're working
25:35through a lot of things and like understanding each other kind of you know i think we do think a
25:40little differently in the way we do things but like from that there's a lot of growth in that sense
25:45so yeah that's that's me do you see things progressing forward with her we are we're we're we are
25:53progressing forward yes yeah yeah yeah we're we're in an interesting situation yeah interesting situation
26:00yeah what is it damn she asks good questions she is asking really good questions um look we are in a
26:09in a situation right now where we're finding disagreements and just kind of the way we think
26:14and behave it's like is it gonna be we're gonna come through this together or are we gonna realize
26:19we're not meant for each other but yeah trying to figure each other out yeah describe your perfect
26:23man my perfect man okay so he's got to be ambitious yep and then like looks wise like i tend to go for
26:30guys that are like tall big like dark hair um but yeah i um i grew up like a really sporty kid like
26:39sport and being active is something that is just like me to a core so that's like i don't know the most
26:46important thing to me yeah if you're a sporty nfl honk take a sip now
26:54what are your guys types they're like chaos chaos
26:59i love that you know i like that just chaos yeah
27:05is that all that's all she needs in revenue
27:09i feel like two main qualities i look for is someone that has cojones you know someone that
27:14has like balls and then you know just a nice girl dark hair light eyes kind of to me
27:21to say yeah but um i think personality wise like someone kind of outgoing someone who's not
27:27just want to stay at home and say like i want to travel the world i'm young i still want to see a
27:31lot so i think that's a big thing for me i love that yeah
27:44the boys continue to mingle with new bombs jade and emma personally i find it incredible mick
27:57hasn't been snapped up yet his flirt game is hot do you know actually the uv's been quite low lately
28:02um well hot is subjective unless you're sophie monk her hotness is proven scientific fact hey guys
28:11you seem to be getting along great too well i'm back because i forgot to mention something
28:18it's actually a massive oversight my bad oh no
28:23no islanders tonight love island checks into
28:33hotel amore i don't even know what that means
28:39i don't know what that is danger emma and jade please stand over here
28:53boys can you please all line up oh line up jesus
29:10boys emma and jade have had the chance to get to know you
29:14and now they have a very important decision to make
29:23right now they will choose one boy each to take to hotel amore
29:29away from the villa away from the girls you are coupled up with
29:39away from all the cameras
29:41just the two of you alone to explore a connection
29:53emma and jade it's time to decide who has caught your eye
29:58and made the best first impression
30:10jade please invite the boy of your choice to join you for the night
30:15i think you're all so hot and if it was up to me i would pick all of you to come spend a night with me
30:24however the person that is coming with me tonight is
30:27jotham oh jotham come on down jotham come here
30:40come here you thank you
30:44gabby's gonna flip
30:48jotham
30:50nice surprise for you yeah i mean it's very flattering it's a very nice surprise i mean she's very
30:55attractive and um i think like our first conversations we had a good one so far jade
31:01you were vibing on the date obviously yeah yeah what was it i don't know i think i was just going
31:08off my initial type well jade and jotham you're off to hotel amore here is your key
31:14oh check in is open off you go bye guys
31:27i miss jotham so much jotham is literally just the nicest most perfect boy i've ever met and he
31:33just brings me right down to earth i can't wait for him to be back in the villa
31:37emma your turn please invite the boy of your choice to join you at hotel amore
31:50obviously i'd like to take all you back for cuddles but there can only be one
31:57so the boy i'm taking back to hotel amore is
32:00oh kai come on down
32:16kai how are you feeling about that it's always good to get picked up yeah
32:22i could cause a bit of drama but i'm ready for it
32:25if you're ready for the drama in all seriousness are you open to exploring new connections yeah i
32:32definitely am i do think she's a gorgeous girl and um yeah um i am open i'm in a bit of a pickle at
32:38the moment i do think i need to um yeah explore to see if that is really something there okay great
32:46emma and kai check-in is open here's your key go and enjoy hotel amore go check in guys
32:53see you guys
33:00honestly i'm feeling the best i've ever felt i think because of my chat with kai and how well it went
33:06i actually feel fine and i am trusting him a lot at this point
33:13the rest of you your job now is to go back to the villa and spill some piping hot tea
33:20good luck guys see you later bye sophie bye what i reckon boys gabby's gonna flip and yana's gonna
33:28cry i mean there's a chance that kai could get swayed i don't think he's 100 committed to yana again
33:33gabby has jotham in a straight jacket he is like on eggshells 24 7. he's already thinking damage
33:38control also i don't know jossam said that she was exactly his type yeah so you know so time will tell i
33:45guess
34:00so we'll be interested to see see how we are
34:04look at you it's very intimate not much room for you to sleep on the floor tonight
34:19what are we gonna do about that
34:20this hotel is literally so beautiful good for a first day isn't it the pool is huge i just want
34:32to do length with kai oh my god wow literally so cute very cozy
34:42are you okay i want to have cuddles in the bed like i cannot wait to have them all to myself
34:51look at that look at that so nice damn
34:56what a good view it is a very small room though i gotta say very close very close
35:04intimate i'm not complaining it's gonna be so hard for me and jotham to hold back we've got a stunning
35:11room obviously a stunning guy beside me and i feel like we might get up to a little bit of trouble
35:18oh my god it's trouble it is trouble but i feel like you could handle a little bit of trouble
35:26i'm absolutely flattered that jade's picked me like she's she's absolutely gorgeous and from the
35:31little chat that we have it seems like we are into similar things i don't know what i'm thinking
35:36what i'm gonna do what am i gonna tell gabby what is gabby gonna think like
35:41like what the fuck like i'm just not ready for this
35:45oh my god this is actually so good first impressions of emma look this is very nice
35:50i do love blondes blondes are definitely the first things that i'll look for
35:56you know in a lineup and oh i'm i'm scared for what's to come tonight to be honest with you
36:02i think anything's gonna happen in here what a vibe yeah i think i know what's gonna happen in here
36:08what a vibe yeah nothing good i think kai is gonna be in a bit of trouble because the chemistry
36:18is good like what a vibe but something's going down like there's definitely gonna be some smilching
36:25so how's tonight yeah that's definitely us all right
36:29naughty hopefully hopefully a bottle there as well yeah
36:32yeah or two
36:37fuck it
36:39then you get in trouble
36:42yeah you're already fucked
36:43oh brother
36:56one of the common criticisms of love island is that the islanders are all really just wannabe
37:04influencers i think that's unfair and not reflected by the reality of the situation
37:08hey guys welcome to my channel we're showing you what what we use what's our biggest use in this
37:18you are you know i use this for like literally years i'm being serious in high school i i did have
37:26that one in high school this exact one it's like an og like
37:38as the boys returned the girls had a lot to say about ross in his absence
37:42it's time for him to assert himself sexily with confidence
37:53wow i got it i got it nailed it i have been using this every day as soon as i saw in here
38:00as soon as you use this older high school i'm talking yeah year seven year eight year nine year
38:04ten hey girls you've been summoned
38:18get down here down to the fire please where is my man where the
38:23fuck are kai and jotham my heart is literally falling out my
38:26asshole i really cannot run to save my life and i'm running like there's that much adrenaline in my
38:32body i can't be i've never seen that you're so crazy i told you that i'm literally about to have a heart
38:38attack i just ran down here so fast well we got some we got some news huh what the
38:42fuck so today how are we after you i'm explaining yes so we had a lovely day today we went to a
38:47get to the point don't no seriously i'm like actually having a conversation
38:51there's context okay do you want to understand yes okay so we're there we're having a lovely day
38:58no don't oh god shut up just tell us where you are
39:03you're really like pushing my buttons right now oh my god what the girls don't realize is if they
39:08actually just stopped interrupting me every two seconds then i'm going to painted the whole
39:12picture already everything done like a picasso piece but now i'm just going to draw this out
39:21sophie monk appears and you know whenever sophie comes it's bad news
39:26so sophie goes gentlemen introducing you to two lovely ladies
39:32come jade and emma a couple of kiwis two kiwis dressed in red
39:36what color head describe one blonde one bob cup brunette basically jade picked jotham right
39:49then you've got uh emma emma beautiful nice blonde girl
39:57and she goes well look i'm getting along with kaya i think we've got some early signs
40:02so the boys stand up and they walk over and they stand next to the girls like this
40:08what did kai do did he touch that and then out comes two keys
40:14they're going to hotel hotel amore
40:21holy fuck is hotel amore i did not think that this was the beach club that these boys were going to
40:26like this and taken where's the hotel now the boys now kai if he breaks those boundaries that i set
40:35this morning he is done the boys said look you know two attractive lovely ladies no they didn't
40:44did they they did yeah yeah tell them it's in a hotel with another girl
40:50so i actually have no words
41:03i don't want it i don't want it
41:05no he's gonna mess up again
41:11you don't know that you don't know that
41:13baby it's okay this is just a test just think of it like that and if they
41:27fuck up they're not for you
41:29oh
41:39telepathically sensing yana's upset kai has decided to strictly boycott
41:44his shirt he's semi-naked with emma going to the pool although to be fair i'm sure he's not
41:51exactly stoked about being picked so how do you feel about me picking you um yeah look i am stoked it
41:57It is nice to be picked.
42:00Yeah, I did think me saying that my ex was in there,
42:04I did think, yeah, you would have just been like, nah.
42:07But I'm actually glad you picked me.
42:08I do think I needed a bit of a test in here.
42:11Yeah.
42:11And I think, yeah, you are gorgeous.
42:14I think that's definitely going to be the test for you.
42:17Yeah.
42:19So what's old mate's name?
42:22Who's old mate?
42:24Yeah.
42:24Yeah, Yana.
42:25Yana.
42:26So Yana is probably going to be a bit upset.
42:31That's fine, like I've got to stand on people's toes is what it is.
42:34I think she'll just be mad at me and...
42:36Yeah.
42:37Yeah, well, I mean, I haven't done anything wrong.
42:39I don't know about you.
42:40Yeah, you don't know nothing, so it's got nothing wrong with you.
42:42But, yeah, look, she'll definitely be upset, I think.
42:46Well, it just depends what you'd up to tonight, right?
42:49Yeah, it just depends.
42:50So far you haven't really done much wrong.
42:53I haven't done anything wrong yet.
42:54There and now, like, I think it's time to move on.
42:59Maybe.
43:00Maybe.
43:01Yeah.
43:02Checking you can turn my head?
43:03I don't think it'll be hard.
43:07You're so far away.
43:18I know.
43:19There's a lot of social distancing going on here.
43:21I don't like it.
43:22Mmm.
43:23Mmm.
43:24I guess we should do a cheers.
43:26Mm-hmm.
43:27Cheers to Hotel Amor.
43:29Hotel Amor.
43:30Thanks for being here with me.
43:31Finding connections.
43:32Thank you for picking me.
43:33Of course.
43:34Mm-hmm.
43:38I think the biggest thing here is, like, you know, I want to respect being here with you
43:44and getting to know you.
43:45Mm-hmm.
43:46I think the other thing, though, I do need to respect Gabby.
43:48Mm-hmm.
43:49She's the person I'm coupled up with, and, like, we do have a strong connection that
43:54we are working through at the moment, so I think that the most important thing is, like,
43:58I do have to control my actions and be conscious of what I'm doing here.
44:03Yeah.
44:04But, yeah.
44:05How do you think you'll go with controlling your actions?
44:07I think I'll be pretty good.
44:09I like to think I will behave.
44:12Behave.
44:13Yeah.
44:14Looking at a girl equals one body.
44:19I feel like he'd be walking on eggshells with you.
44:21Why?
44:22Because you're a scary woman.
44:25You love to hold grudges and take shit out of context.
44:28Like, he'll look at a girl, if he looks at another girl, he's pretty much fucked up.
44:35Yeah.
44:36I'm serious.
44:37See?
44:38So how could you not be walking on eggshells with that shit, bro?
44:42Honestly.
44:43I'm walking on eggshells around you, and I'm not even coupled up with you.
44:46What do you mean?
44:48No, I'm literally expressing him.
44:50Oh, you're so cute.
44:51This is the biggest test of trust.
44:54Hotel room, my man, another random girl who is supposedly absolutely beautiful.
45:00Yeah, I've got my doubts, naturally.
45:02Just like the moon landing and Gabby's boobs, there's been much debate online
45:06about whether the superfans are actually real.
45:08Yeah.
45:09And just like Gabby's boobs, I am reliably informed that they are.
45:13And they've offered up some questions to help our bombshells get to know the boys.
45:18You are a gorgeous girl.
45:19Yeah.
45:21Not bad on the eyes yourself.
45:23I got a text.
45:24How important do you think physical intimacy is in a relationship?
45:33Very important.
45:34Yeah, definitely.
45:35I feel like if you don't want to rip each other's clothes off from the get-go, I feel like you
45:41don't really want to keep going.
45:42Yeah.
45:43So I think we're good then.
45:44But yeah, I'm not complaining.
45:49Jade, why did you choose Jotham to join you for the night?
45:55Yeah.
45:56You were like my type on paper.
45:58Yeah.
45:59And then obviously like talking to you and like kind of hearing like some of the things
46:05you're saying about your values, I could like see myself like with someone like you.
46:10Yeah.
46:11Yeah.
46:12I do think the same so far, yeah.
46:14What did you think when you first saw each other?
46:19You got a cute smile.
46:21I like your eyes.
46:24And you're funny.
46:27And your rigs are not bad.
46:32We had some crazy chemistry, like the eyes were eyeing.
46:38Kept catching him looking at me like it was, it was cute.
46:42Catch that little vibe a bit, you know, a little boogie.
46:46I got a touch.
46:49What are your love languages?
46:51That is a great question.
46:53I've always had physical touch as my love language.
46:58I think that's very much how I express myself.
47:01I'm like a very intimate person and I reassure through physical touch.
47:05I think more recently I've learned quality time.
47:07Like honestly, I just want like someone there.
47:09Like I could imagine us like, even if we're not talking, like just being around each other.
47:13Okay.
47:14I'm not even like shitting you.
47:15Like those are mine.
47:16I'm not even kidding.
47:18Damn.
47:19Oh.
47:20Man, there's a lot of green boxes being ticked.
47:25No, well, me learning things about you, like, it's all just ticking boxes.
47:32Yeah, that's the thing.
47:33It's just like you kind of...
47:34It's just like tick, tick, tick, tick, tick.
47:38Everything that we were saying just aligned so perfectly and it was like almost just way too good to be true.
47:44This is going to be a battle with myself.
47:50I'm just struggling here with now new urges and new things that I want to do and just like an angel and a devil just fighting and I don't know, I don't know what's right or wrong.
48:01Bye.
48:02Bye.
48:03Ooh.
48:04Yeah.
48:05When introducing the super fan questions before the break, I jokingly insinuated that the moon landings were not real.
48:23I would like to apologize.
48:25I've shown the footage to Jana and she will now set the record straight on behalf of all of us.
48:31This is not real.
48:33Oh my God.
48:34Babe, Kai's in a hotel with a girl, Joplin's in a hotel with a girl.
48:38Don't fucking say that shit, bro.
48:40Right now as we speak, they're probably pouring a bottle of champagne in a fucking pool, in a spa.
48:45This is a fucking joke.
48:47Experiencing all the things they should be experiencing with us.
48:50Bro.
48:51So we're meant to just like sit here by the pool and just like think about what they possibly could be up to.
48:55No, we can't be thinking about that shit, bro.
48:57That's going to send us fucking nuts.
48:59Oh.
49:00When's he coming back?
49:01Where is he?
49:02Who's the girl?
49:03What does she look like?
49:04Does he like her?
49:05What's he said about me?
49:06Like, does she even know about me?
49:09And you know how girls get like right into it?
49:11Like when they get really seductive and stuff.
49:12Guys can't say no after that.
49:13No, yeah.
49:14Guys don't have self control.
49:15Guys don't have self control.
49:16Guy doesn't have no self control.
49:18Hotel and mall.
49:19A room.
49:20My man.
49:21Another girl.
49:22No, no, no, no, no.
49:25Yes!
49:27Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
49:31Yes.
49:33Would you say like you're a jealous person at all?
49:35I think if I'm with the right person and I'm comfortable,
49:40I don't think I would get jealous because I would trust them.
49:43Yeah. Trust the process. Trust that they're going to tell me the truth.
49:48Yeah. I do like that.
49:50I don't deal well with jealousy.
49:54For me, it just shows like a lack of trust.
49:57The more and more I talk to her and the more she understands me
50:00and I understand her, like, we're just ticking the same boxes.
50:03I think I didn't expect to click this much with you.
50:06Like, obviously, there was a physical attraction,
50:08but, you know, like, you're ticking all the personal boxes for me.
50:13And bias for an assertive. Mm-hm. Yeah.
50:16As much as I never wanted to say it, like, I did have doubts
50:20about how me and Gabby would work on the outside,
50:22but, you know, talking to Jade, it...
50:26Oh, it's everything I want. Um...
50:30The superfans would like you to test your chemistry with a kiss
50:33away from the islanders.
50:35Mm.
50:36Sad.
50:37All right. All right.
50:38All right.
50:39You done?
50:40Come here.
50:41Get me a yay.
50:42Yeah, come here, please.
50:43Love without the borders.
50:46I think I'm falling for ya.
50:48Never thought it'd come, but nothing can hold me back.
50:53To be your one and only.
50:55The sweetest love that carries.
50:57Whenever life throws side me, nothing can.
51:00I never would have seen you come.
51:02Oh, yes.
51:03So sorry.
51:04Thank you, superfans, yeah.
51:05Yeah.
51:06Superfans have got our backs.
51:07Yeah.
51:08Yeah, I think there definitely was some chemistry.
51:11It was a great kiss.
51:12It was, um...
51:14My God.
51:15It was just right.
51:17Damn.
51:18Damn.
51:19Mm-hm.
51:20There definitely was a spark, but I felt like it was more like fireworks.
51:24Everything is just perfect.
51:27It's definitely making things hard for me.
51:31Guys, I'm not going to say it's too easy.
51:33Suffice to say, Jotham is having a hard time as Jade is providing some stiff competition.
51:39A very solid pitch.
51:41Kai, you're up.
51:43The superfans would like you to test your cushion with a kiss away from your arm.
51:49Oh, no.
51:50Righto, let's see what this bomb's made of, and...
51:54I really enjoyed it, and yeah, I definitely did want to do it, so it was very nice.
52:22Oh, the night has started, eh?
52:25He's a good kisser.
52:28I did definitely want more, and I think he wanted more, too.
52:32Like, I can...
52:33It got a bit heated.
52:35Um, yeah.
52:36No, I feel good.
52:37I feel good.
52:38I can't lie.
52:39You are a gorgeous girl, and yeah.
52:42Not bad on the eye, kisser.
52:44How you doing, baby?
52:52How you doing, princess?
52:55I do really like him, and I hope that he can, yeah, show up and respect our boundaries
53:02that we set this morning.
53:05Do you see yourself...
53:06I do, yeah.
53:07Yeah.
53:08I really do.
53:09I see myself with him, but I need a test like this to see if he's actually learnt from
53:14his mistakes, or if he doesn't give a fuck.
53:16Yeah.
53:17And he's gonna continue to make them.
53:18Yeah.
53:21If he's respecting the conversation that we had this morning, he will not have touched
53:25her, he will not have hooked up with her.
53:27Come on in.
53:28Yeah?
53:32If he breaks those boundaries that I set this morning, he is fucking done.
53:37Bye.
53:38Next time, there is Amor Hotel Amor.
54:06And it's the girls' turn.
54:07A winery and beautiful girls.
54:08This is my perfect day.
54:09Sorry to interrupt, but I promise I wouldn't do it unless it was for a brilliant reason.
54:22Say hello to one new face, and one face you might find very familiar.
54:34My name is Bailey.
54:35I'm 29 years old, and I'm from the Gold Coast.
54:37The devil in my review.
54:40Girls like my rig, and my boyish good looks, and also my unmatched twins Cali.
54:47I like a girl that's intelligent, funny.
54:52Obviously, the fitness aspect is a big deal for me.
54:55If I see a girl and she can't jump a fence, that's a no-go.
55:02Don't want your friends, no one will save you.
55:05I have my eye on every single girl in the villa.
55:08And when I walk in there, I think there's going to be more than a few wandering eyes on me.
55:12So my name is Dylan, I'm 26, currently living in Sydney.
55:19I work in construction, do modelling on social media.
55:22You may know me from last season of Love Island.
55:27You may have no way.
55:28But I want to take care of myself in being a person in your room.
55:29I feel sorry about you.
55:30You may know me, and it never looks only that poor.
55:31But I'm just the person XK's but husband's medical.
55:32I think they're going to be associated with my work.
55:34And living in childhood while she's saying that her own differences,
55:36they have the same feelings mismo.
55:37Still a question of enfermedad too much when we help my life to be decided
55:39an almeno.
55:40So my mother does have no harm.
55:41That girl I feel right.
55:42You may know what kind of stuff.
55:43Can she happen to her because anybody's commonplace vie looking and understanding
55:45If one of the germs.
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