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00:00was engulfed by an avalanche perfectly preserved under the snow he was found
00:06and miraculously brought back to life over 40 years later is this some kind of
00:13joke I'll tell you right now you cannot make tiny mammoth look stupid I did know
00:17the yellow lines there it wasn't crematorium back in 1979 if anything I
00:21thought the capri had a touch of color and clasped what could have otherwise
00:24been a very very sad day yeah are you listening to a word I say a parking
00:29enforcement please press 5 please press 5 I'm on the phone please press 5 I said
00:36I'm on the phone wait hang on a second I'm sorry I don't recognize that I don't
00:41block your attitude pal put me through to your manager please press 5 oh for
00:47Christ's sake please press 5 I guess I can't press 5 can I you dick the phone's
00:54the house I'm outside try speaking the number 5 5 5
01:01it's all right I don't recognize that number thank you you have selected 2 recycling
01:09it's all right we're gonna come in to me
01:14oh
01:16yeah
01:19yeah
01:21yeah
01:24yeah
01:32now I don't want to overly what are you but this panic attack really should act
01:50as a wake-up call have to stop you there doctor I don't panic I never have a big
01:55drought 76 everyone else panicking I just put my speedos on and my shades and
02:00make some pina coladas and how many units of alcohol do you think you drink a week now
02:0430 30 that's 15 pints oh is it on that case 60 then 60 you really do need to start looking
02:15after yourself better more fruit and vegetables a lot less alcohol regular exercise doctor an
02:21avalanche couldn't kill me I'm sure a few points won't make a difference just in case I want to
02:26give you one of these a referral for free personal training sessions at the local leisure centre you
02:32really should start thinking about making changes to your lifestyle is worth getting a second opinion
02:37no fair enough thank you doctor the new tiny mammoth starts today love please mom not again I'm just
02:51saying your university application won't stand out if you've got no work experience absolutely never a
02:59borrower nor a lender to be yeah brilliant it's totally your decision but don't blame me if you
03:07don't get into uni hmm I mean it's gonna be all the fun of the fair isn't it when you're hanging out
03:12round car parks with your mates smoking wacky backy next thing you know you'll be down an alleyway injecting
03:17spice into your eyeballs why is it always spice in the eyeballs mom fine I'll start looking for a job
03:23great I'll start looking for one too yep can you both look for one in a different room you've
03:29already got a job yeah I've got a new boss who's an absolute awesome took me down for a raise nobody
03:37gave you a weird little mate Nathan a raise Nathan's not weird Maura he's 18 and he still plays with
03:42Lego yes with me and it's not Lego it's Lego Technics it's not the point why do you get a raise and I
03:48don't let you don't answer that one and I say this out of love you've been weak and you're not weak
03:56you're a mammoth oh thanks I've been in your position a boss taking liberties did I put up
04:01with it no I marched in there and I said you pay me what I'm worth or I walk and it worked more or
04:08less are you joining the gym what some jobs worth doctor said I needed to I said me a PE teacher
04:15doesn't get any fit than this I think you should join a gym what are you trying to say nothing just
04:20wouldn't do you any harm would it to get a bit fitter for me and Theo Theo's kids yeah the only Lego
04:28boys having kids anytime soon fine yeah I'll join a gym for you for Theo and for Theo's kids she's
04:38definitely gonna have hey guys what I do for you today I am here for a personal training session
04:49with her oh no grandad she doesn't work here she's a model I see she's a model why'd you let her go
04:56no blocks leaving in droves are you both looking to join no my money said I had to come just to make
05:04sure he actually went through with it you still looking for a lifeguard because he's after a job
05:08are you lifeguard trained just say yes I'll never check oh no I actually am oh no maybe do it before
05:13we went to center parks you know Walter is a great servant terrible master she's a bit full-on she's a
05:18bit right well no one's applied yet so I can take you up to see the manager if you want oh okay cool
05:25right I'll be back in a minute and we can do your induction come on mate induction yeah I think
05:33I'm all a gym works pal such a pity 30 seconds start now let's go oh sorry
06:03well they said I could start straight away I used to be a lifeguard once most boring job in the
06:22world kept falling asleep until I discovered dexedrine what drugs drugs uppers you inject drugs my old man
06:31Stanley mammoth swore by dexedrine said in the war one time he he said it for four days straight
06:37on him drove a tank all the way to Libya in one go while the rest of the unit were in Egypt got a
06:44right bollock in when he got back he wasn't even a tank driver oh yes they don't make him like
06:50Stanley mammoth anymore I think I'm gonna be fine Grandad I'm actually much more worried about people not
06:57listening to me I'm not much of a shouter I was exactly like you once obviously better looking
07:03stronger filled with confidence but I wasn't much of a shelter until I found out you don't have to be
07:10if you've got a trusty whistle it's that book over there
07:17there feet off the table now it's as simple as that well I never Tony mammoth it is you
07:31Terry King I can't believe it you're looking so well what a treat I'm here doing a spot of football
07:41with a few other oldies good to keep active at my age we couldn't believe it when we heard you were
07:47still alive I bet you couldn't Terry I bet you couldn't oh listen I better run about to start
07:53the second half no it's so good to see you let's have a proper catch-up soon eh oh you'd like that
08:00wouldn't you Terry you'd like that a lot oh yes I would I bet you would yes I would a lot
08:08I mean everything okay yeah yeah it's great it's never better I love working here a little bit so
08:25just wanted to say that that is really great but I really should get on actually ignore what I just
08:36said because um well it's not all right well it's a bit shit well not shit just to be honest I feel
08:45very undervalued and I am a valuable cog in this cog machine and I demand to be treated as such
08:55sorry I didn't know you felt like this yeah yeah well I do buddy buddy oh so I would like a pay rise
09:05or I will walk no ifs or buts sorry but a pay rise out of the question not really okay yeah mind
09:17games I say then I resign sorry to hear that okay I formally accept your resignation I'll talk to HR you
09:29can leave immediately okay okay I will leave immediately yeah I am gone just watch me go
09:38I'm going I'm going pastel of Easter baby all the best in the future happy to give you a reference
09:45what what I didn't say anything
09:54are you going auntie ma
09:59can I have a parking space and he just sat there and let me resign what'd you do that for
10:19because you told me to didn't think I'd get the sack the man's got a business to run Mel kind of a
10:25beauty on his hands can you didn't give him any choice no I haven't got a bloody job even Theo's got
10:29a job funny how it works out you lose your job the same day Theo gets one mad old world what am I
10:36going to do why didn't you um maybe open like a car dealership become professional mind or something
10:45maybe maybe it could be a good thing you know a fresh start follow my dream to do something that
10:52I've always wanted to do like him pottery have you always wanted to do pottery it's just that
11:01that's literally the first time I've ever heard you say that yes yeah I think I'd be really good at
11:05it you know leave the corporate rat race once and for all make pots with my hands great granddad
11:14who was that man you saw at the gym earlier
11:23that man even call him a man Terry Keane and he is a right piece of work really he seemed nice why
11:35don't you like him he did something awful to me something unspeakable something I can never ever
11:42forgive him for you okay mama no really Mel no there are some wounds the time simply cannot heal
11:49what does he yell what did this man do to you I swore he'd take it to my grave but what the hell
11:58I wish I'd get it off my chest it was a dark dark day it's over the 15th 1978
12:07oh is that your new car at the front mammoth the yellow Capri certainly is Terry my pride and joy
12:21while you've been a minor no it's nothing like that it's uh just parked in a bit of an angle
12:26you might want to straighten it up a bit emit oh oh sorry was that the end of the story did you miss
12:49out the part of the story where he did anything bad putting you to listen did oh you are trying to
12:54Straighten it up a bit, mate. For Christ's sake, man.
12:59Forcing those words down Terry Keane's throat.
13:01It's the only thing that kept me going under the ice.
13:04Revenge is a dish best served called.
13:06Revenge? You didn't do anything.
13:09And how are you going to get revenge on an old man?
13:19Tony! How's it going?
13:21Oh, I'll tell you how it's going, Terry. It's going well.
13:24It's going very well.
13:26Good?
13:26Oh, it's good, all right, Terry. It's very good.
13:30You see, I followed your example.
13:32Signed up for a team in the over-70s football league.
13:34I don't think you're counting as over-70.
13:40Date of birth doesn't lie, Terry, old mate.
13:431935. Read it and weep.
13:46Oh, guess what? My team's playing your team tomorrow.
13:50Oh, great! Oh, that'll be fun!
13:53Oh, it'll be fun for one of us, Terry.
13:55It'll be fun for one of us.
13:57All the fun of the fair, Terry.
13:59All the fun of the fair!
14:03See you tomorrow.
14:04See you tomorrow!
14:06All right, lads!
14:14Guys, can we please watch out for others?
14:16I said, come out!
14:24So this is a totally fresh start for me.
14:34I think this might actually be my big break, you know, something that's just mine.
14:39I've been watching Shed Loads of Pottery Throwdown, so I am all set.
14:42I think I might sell online.
14:45Clay by mail.
14:46Maybe something a little bit cheeky, you know, like Copperfield.
14:50Right.
14:50Well, thank you for that.
14:53So, if you could all set your clay on your wheels.
14:55Let's pick up from last week.
14:56Oh, it's heavy, isn't it?
15:03Oh.
15:04Ha!
15:07Not so easy, ain't it, ghost?
15:09I think Leanne could use her hand.
15:10It's all right, Leanne, we're all beginners here.
15:13Sorry, I thought your name was Leanne.
15:16No, it's Mel.
15:18What part of clay by Mel didn't you get?
15:20Let's start again, shall we?
15:23All right.
15:23Morning.
15:26Hello.
15:28Morning.
15:29Bonjour.
15:29Welcome to my cafe.
15:31Would you like to take a little seat, monjour?
15:33You all right?
15:33Yeah, great.
15:34Oui, oui.
15:35Sit down.
15:36I've prepared a special breakfast for us all.
15:38Good to see you.
15:40Ta-da!
15:41Oh.
15:42Coffee?
15:43Yes, please.
15:44Here you go.
15:46Leaking a little bit.
15:49Matching saucer.
15:51Wow.
15:52How's your cereal, Theo?
15:53Great.
15:54Well, I suppose you're both wondering where I got my snazzy new crockery from.
15:57No idea, Mum.
15:58You know what?
15:59It must have been really expensive.
16:01I made it.
16:02I made all of it.
16:03Wow.
16:04What do you think?
16:04It's really good.
16:06I'm going to sell it.
16:07It's my new business.
16:08What do you think?
16:10Honestly, Mel?
16:10I think it's poor.
16:14I think it's really poor.
16:16I think it's probably the worst thing I've ever seen.
16:18Ever.
16:19I think what Gwyneth's saying is just that it's early days, you know?
16:22Yeah.
16:22But the colours are great.
16:25I had to disagree with you there, Theo.
16:26I find what little colour there is to be childish.
16:31Just a really poor effort all round.
16:33Disappointing.
16:34Oh, God.
16:38I've quit my job for this.
16:42What am I going to do?
16:43God knows.
16:45Right, come on.
16:46We've got to rock and roll.
16:47Got to pick Roger up.
16:48He's getting me in shape for the big match.
16:51I'll see you later.
17:04You might want to straighten it up a bit, mate.
17:18You might want to straighten it up a bit, mate.
17:20You might want to straighten it up a bit, mate.
17:35You might want to straighten it up a bit, mate.
17:52You might want to straighten it up a bit, mate.
18:22That way we can really increase the reach on our socials.
18:25Hey, guys!
18:26Everyone OK?
18:28I've brought some prezzies for everyone, you know,
18:30just to say no hard feelings.
18:32Hola!
18:34Authentic tapas bowl.
18:36Ba-da-da-bra-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba.
18:39What are you doing, your man?
18:41How about a nifty little Greek bowl?
18:44Yum-ass!
18:45Don't smash that one.
18:48Can I have my job back?
18:49I'm sorry, Mel, but I've already filled your position.
18:53Already?
18:54How?
18:56Who?
18:57No hard feelings, Mrs Davies.
18:59Mrs Davies?
19:02What happened to Auntie Mel?
19:04I have known you since you were six years old, Nathan.
19:07Auntie Mel,
19:08we're in the middle of something,
19:10so if you wouldn't mind, just leave it.
19:12I am telling your mum about this.
19:15Not having my plates.
19:19Brought.
19:19Sorry, we won't do it again.
19:31No, you won't.
19:33Ouch!
19:41No bombing!
19:42I wasn't!
19:43Yeah, you were about to.
19:45Out!
19:46Fifty years married next week.
19:49It gets easier, Maureen.
19:50Trust me.
19:51He's in a better place.
19:53Oh, no.
19:54No petting!
19:55I don't know what I'm going to do with myself.
19:59No petting!
20:02No petting!
20:04Am I talking to my sitting self!
20:08Be-ho!
20:10A word!
20:11Now!
20:12Now!
20:12Time to straighten you up a bit, Terry, old son!
20:20I am a tiger, Maureen.
20:21Oh, yeah.
20:22Do the talking on the pitch.
20:23Oh, yeah.
20:24Jesus Christ, Margie, was that tea?
20:27No.
20:30Hey, my little girl.
20:32I knew you'd be here to support me.
20:33I can't believe you're actually doing this.
20:35It's unhinged.
20:36You're supposed to be here to get fit.
20:37Not assault a pensioner.
20:39Don't worry about it.
20:40It's all going to be perfectly legal.
20:42It's taking every ounce of my strength not to go over there.
20:45Just fill him in right now.
20:47Wipe that stupid smile on his face.
20:48Yeah?
20:49Yeah.
20:49Go on!
20:50Chant!
20:51Captains!
20:52Yeah, time for talking is over.
21:06OK.
21:09Come on.
21:12Oh, no!
21:17Oh, no!
21:18Oh, no!
21:19Oh, no!
21:19Oh, no!
21:20Oh, no!
21:21Oh, no!
21:21Oh, no!
21:22Oh, no!
21:26Nice finish!
21:27Well done, Tony!
21:28Well, I've not finished yet, Terry, old son.
21:31Not finished by a long way.
21:32Come on, Bert!
21:34Come on!
21:35Come on!
21:36Come on!
21:42Come on!
22:01I'll get help.
22:03You'll do no such thing.
22:05I'm playing on.
22:06I'm not at all.
22:07It's fine.
22:08I've had worse.
22:09Mama, this is ridiculous.
22:11Stop the game.
22:12Stop the game.
22:13Don't you dare throw that towel in, Roger.
22:15I've waited 50 years for this.
22:18Help me up, old friend.
22:25Trot it off.
22:26Oh, no.
22:31What are you doing here?
22:33I've been fired.
22:35Why?
22:35I shouted at an old lady and made her pee herself.
22:39Oh, what do you do that for?
22:41Just my pool, my rules, you know?
22:44Well, never mind.
22:45Now neither of us have got a job, maybe we could hang out,
22:47spend some more time together, two amigos.
22:49Great.
22:51I think your granddad's broke his uncle.
22:54And he's thrown up again.
22:57Oh, Tony.
22:59I admire your courage,
23:01but you need to go to hospital.
23:04I'm fine, old son.
23:05It's you
23:06that's going to need to go to hospital.
23:11Mama?
23:13Mama?
23:15Mama?
23:17Mama?
23:20What happened?
23:21It's over.
23:22Terry's team won.
23:232-1.
23:25Terry scored both goals.
23:26Bye-bye, champ.
23:30This is the worst day of my life.
23:34Nobody look at me.
23:35I'm a failure.
23:37So I just spoke to Nathan,
23:38and they're going to let you come back to work.
23:40So I've got my old job back?
23:42Nathan's old job.
23:43Technically,
23:44you're going to be under him now.
23:46So a demotion, then?
23:47Beggars can't be choosers, man.
23:49I think he's mad
23:50taking you back in the first place,
23:52if you ask me.
23:53Yeah, well, I'm not asking you.
23:54Oh, here he comes, look.
23:57Probably trying to
23:58stick yet another knife in my back
24:00if he can find the room.
24:01Don't be so stupid.
24:02He's actually been very worried about you.
24:05All right, Tony.
24:06Oh, soon have you
24:08as right as rain again.
24:09Do you want to leave me a key
24:10so I can take the car back to your house for you?
24:13The car stays there.
24:15The only person
24:16who drives that car
24:17is me.
24:19And a young lad called Ben I teach
24:20who goes to the off-licence with me,
24:23but he looks 17
24:24so that's fine.
24:26Only as blocking the gate.
24:28Do you want me to at least
24:29straighten it up a bit, mate?
24:33You sick bastard.
24:35Yes, please, Terry.
24:36That'd be really helpful.
24:38You are pure evil.
24:39You're a despicable human being.
24:42You're the lowest of the low.
24:44Can't stand you, Terry.
24:45I never could.
24:46Well, you're the last of this, Terry King.
24:49Tony Barber
24:50always has the last.
24:51Take care, Tony.
24:59Open the door.
25:00Take the straps off
25:01and let me out the car.
25:21I can take it all from you again, again, again, again, again.
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