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00:00was engulfed by an avalanche perfectly preserved under the snow he was found
00:06and miraculously brought back to life over 40 years later
00:12incredible right lunch another three hours of mind
00:30I thought it raised some very interesting issues about like modern culture and that
00:36you were asleep the whole film it was three hours long for you I can't be expected to hold in
00:41oh my god oh my god what's going on it's out we isolated it to the kitchen oh nice one boys my lovely house
00:54did you do this I'm perfectly safe thank you for asking because if you did mammon I swear to god
00:59I swear to god no I don't think it was granddad what I mean what Tony I lit a scented candle this morning
01:08and I just don't know if I put it out oh Theo that's so careless you could have killed us all
01:16mystery solved boys the kid did it just hope to god he's learned his lesson
01:21I'm sorry for jumping to conclusions I got thick skin no in a way I blame myself
01:26you know you grew up without a dad never knew not to become a proper parent
01:30I'm a very good parent thank you but I'm back now and that's the most important thing
01:35and you and you can turn this around oh my baby
01:41can I have one of the big hose boys yeah yeah excuse me
01:48it's heavy isn't it
01:50I'm you and you and you and I have two friends that make it out
01:57I have two friends so many people like telling us
02:00so you could have not done anything with me
02:02and I was really surprised to see how to help you
02:03and I'd love to get all the other things to step away
02:05and you can find out why it was just a little bit
02:09and you can always tell me that if you have one thing
02:12You can stay here as long as you like.
02:30My house is your house.
02:31Yay!
02:33I've always wanted my house to be like a 1970s shag pad.
02:37Well, what do you think?
02:38Yeah, do I have to sleep on a waterbed?
02:40It's just very bouncy.
02:42It is very bouncy, Theo.
02:43Does half the work for you, if you know what I mean.
02:46See the calendar?
02:46Yeah, made me a bit uncomfortable, Grandad.
02:48What? Why?
02:50It's just art.
02:51All right, July's a little bit spicy.
02:54Just get rid of it, Theo.
02:55Right, best get going.
02:57You're bloody gorgeous, Mel.
02:59Oh, thank you.
03:00Where are you going, tupperware party?
03:01No, just start with a friend.
03:03Oh, a friend, eh?
03:04A couple of pretty girls on the town, foot, loose and fancy free.
03:08Right, have fun, boys.
03:10Don't look at or touch anything at Grandad's house.
03:13I can't hear you.
03:13Yeah.
03:14Oi.
03:17No.
03:19Hello.
03:26Oh, they're both brilliant.
03:31Matthew!
03:32Wow.
03:33You look really good, Mel.
03:34Really great outfit.
03:36It's a weird way of saying it, but thank you.
03:39I love your shirt.
03:41Oh, thanks.
03:42It's from Fat Face.
03:43Oh.
03:44So where are we going?
03:45I think maybe some tapas.
03:48Tapas!
03:48Wow!
03:49Oh, that sounds excellent, Mel.
03:51Really excellent.
03:53These are for you.
03:54Oh.
03:55Shall we go, then?
03:56Um, time for tapas.
03:58Ooh!
04:00You look with your eyes, sunshine.
04:02What are you doing?
04:03Get off him!
04:04What exactly are your intentions with my daughter?
04:06We're going on a date.
04:07Bacon, you bet.
04:08Please.
04:09I don't like you, Mel.
04:10I couldn't care less.
04:11Hi, Matthew.
04:12Nice to meet you.
04:14Fine.
04:16Matthew.
04:17Tony Mammoth.
04:19I might have been a bit out of order there.
04:21You did have your wandering hands all over my daughter.
04:24I'm so sorry.
04:26Can we try for a drink before you go?
04:27Oh, that's such a nice offer.
04:29I'm driving, Tony.
04:30Have you got any alcohol-free beer?
04:33No.
04:35Got some milk?
04:36I love the house, Tony.
04:38So retro.
04:39Matthew's actually a bit of a 70s head.
04:42Oh, really?
04:42That's the best decade, wasn't it?
04:43The music, the films, not the tacky, fancy dress stuff,
04:47you know, the curly wigs and all that,
04:48but the proper 70s.
04:49Yeah.
04:49Jerry Rafferty, Dirty Harry.
04:51No, you're talking.
04:53Theo, go and get Matthew another milk.
04:54I'll come with you, just in case.
04:56I'm not going to burn down every kitchen I go into.
05:00Oh, the professionals.
05:03Is this the one where Keith Barron plays a terrorist?
05:05Who's a biochemist?
05:06Whose name is Nesbitt.
05:08Theo, what did I say to you?
05:12Didn't I say this is the one where Keith Barron is a terrorist,
05:14who's also a biochemist, whose name is Nesbitt?
05:16You did, and I still don't know who Keith Barron is.
05:18As much as I'd like to stand here and talk about Keith Barron again,
05:21shall we make a move?
05:22No, no, no, no, me and Matthew are just getting started.
05:24Yes, well, me and Matthew are going for tapas, so bye.
05:26It's been so nice to meet you, Tony.
05:27Listen, have a great night.
05:29Make sure you come back here later for a proper drink.
05:31Right, we're going.
05:32I'll see you soon, Matt.
05:36See you, Tony.
05:37No, take those with you.
05:39Yeah, take them with you.
05:40OK.
05:41Cheers.
05:42Thanks.
05:42Stop rolling around like a Spaniard and kick him back.
05:51Mr. Mammoth?
05:52Skipper, if it's about the loser bib again, I am not getting rid of it.
05:55It's a tremendous motivator for the boys.
05:57I'm open.
06:01No, I just heard from Miss Mansford.
06:04There's been a family emergency and she's not going to be in for a few days.
06:08I need you to cover for her.
06:12As head of PE.
06:14Well, it's more just covering her lessons and...
06:17As head of PE.
06:17So, like an audition.
06:19Prove I can do the job and then it's all mine.
06:21No, definitely not.
06:23Gotcha.
06:24Makes a lot more sense having Mr. Mammoth as head of department.
06:27I mean, at the moment, you've got a lion taking orders from a gazelle.
06:31A capable gazelle, possibly, but a gazelle nonetheless.
06:34And a lion would not take orders from a gazelle.
06:36You couldn't expect it to.
06:38A big tiger, maybe.
06:40Possibly a bear.
06:42But I don't really know what a bear would be doing in the middle of the African savannah.
06:47Unless someone had opened a zoo.
06:49Okay, okay, but it really is just for the week.
06:53Nobody's expecting you to...
06:54To adopt the I's, cross the T's.
06:57Yes, I think I'd better go home and change it to something a little more befitting.
07:00A head of department.
07:05Thank you, Skipper.
07:05New referee, lads.
07:08Tag the loser till I get back.
07:10Get him, boys.
07:11Get him!
07:21Sorry.
07:21My fault, Theo.
07:23After you.
07:24Oh, look at this.
07:25Why is everyone being so weird?
07:29Everyone's afraid of you now.
07:30They think you're dangerous.
07:32They think you've burned down your own house.
07:34It's been going around the whole school.
07:36I don't want everyone thinking I'm crazy.
07:38You're Theo.
07:39Yeah?
07:40I'm Amber.
07:41Oh, yeah, I know.
07:45I've watched your maths.
07:48Not watched you.
07:50Watched you.
07:50I sit behind you.
07:52If anything, I've actually been looking the other way, so...
07:55Did you really set fire to your own house?
08:00Because you felt that no-one understood you?
08:03What?
08:04Well, of course I...
08:05I...
08:08I did.
08:11Yeah, I did.
08:13I...
08:15I just want to watch the world burn.
08:28You're the man, Theo.
08:32Now, I think the only place to start is with the recent safeguarding issues.
08:37First things first, please, Mr Cowley.
08:38As you all know, I am Tony Mammoth, head of P.E.
08:43Well, no, that's not...
08:44And as head of P.E., things are going to change, starting with funding.
08:52P.E. has been woefully underfunded for years.
08:55Or no longer.
08:57And on my watch, I'll personally be overseeing construction of...
09:01A P.E. relaxation area.
09:03A P.E. solarian.
09:09And a P.E. rollerball arena.
09:13How are we going to fund all of this?
09:15I've taken the liberty of compiling a list of measures,
09:18which are sadly absolutely necessary.
09:21Chemistry, biology and physics.
09:24Hands up, please.
09:25That is one subject.
09:27Science.
09:27Not three.
09:28There will be layoffs and job shares.
09:31German and French.
09:32Hands up, please.
09:34Interesting.
09:35You understood English.
09:36As do we all.
09:37You'll be reassigned to the P.E. department
09:38or offered redundancy.
09:40Well, thank you, Mr Mammoth.
09:45Plenty to think about there.
09:47Now, getting back to the safeguarding issues.
09:49Would anybody like to...
09:52Obviously, we all feel that with the current safeguarding issues...
09:55Do I have to listen to this?
09:56Yes.
09:57Fair enough, carry on.
09:59We could take further action...
10:00Oh, I've just remembered.
10:02Gotta go and give blood.
10:03Yeah.
10:06Just want to make some notes for me.
10:08I'll read those later.
10:09Look forward to that.
10:11Bye, everyone.
10:17My parents are away this weekend, if you want to hang out.
10:20Unless you've got plans.
10:21I never make plans.
10:23You know, what's the point?
10:25It all just goes to shit.
10:29This weekend...
10:30Yeah.
10:32Yeah, cool.
10:33Well, well, well, well, there's some mammoth genes in you after all.
10:42Good lad.
10:43Grandad, is it okay to pretend to be someone you're not just to keep a girl interested?
10:49Of course it is.
10:50Of course it is.
10:51Well, it's just that Amber only likes me because she thinks I'm a bad boy.
10:54The whole school does.
10:56Should I own up?
10:57Theo, don't be such a fanny.
11:01You've got a reputation, Earl.
11:02That's good.
11:03That's why I spread those rumours in the first place.
11:06Women love a bad boy.
11:08See you later.
11:12Wow.
11:15Oh, Matthew.
11:16Oh, wow, Mel.
11:18Another brilliant outfit.
11:21Yeah, thanks.
11:23Didn't expect to see you here.
11:24I invited him over.
11:26Oh, great.
11:27Without telling me first.
11:29We're having a Gene Hackman night.
11:31We just watched The French Connection.
11:33Took me back to Marseille.
11:35The time's out there.
11:36What times have you had in Marseille?
11:39Booze cruise with Roger?
11:40No.
11:41On a rugby trip to Spain.
11:42Marseille's not in Spain.
11:44Driver was pissed.
11:46Different times.
11:47Another spellbinding anecdote.
11:49You're not going to keep talking, are you?
11:51I'm sorry.
11:52Would you rather have left so you and Matthew can watch your film in peace?
11:55If you wouldn't mind, thanks.
11:58Well, I'm going for a shower, but I'm going because I want to, not because you told me.
12:02Have a great shower, Mel.
12:04Thanks.
12:04You saw the gold back, girl.
12:08Make sure you treat her right.
12:09Oh, absolutely, Tony.
12:10Don't get me wrong.
12:11You're a bloke, and a good-looking bloke, with a fabulous moustache.
12:15Probably fighting the girls off with a shitty stick.
12:17Used to play in the field, but not anymore.
12:20Not only with my daughter.
12:21No, I've never been into playing the field.
12:23I respect women too much.
12:25It's okay.
12:26She can't hear you.
12:26I know some blokes jump from bed to bed, but honestly, I couldn't look at myself in the mirror.
12:31Bloody hell, you're good.
12:35I would not want to play you in poker.
12:38Any plans for tomorrow?
12:39I'm just going to see Mel for lunch.
12:41Sack it off.
12:42I've got two free lessons.
12:43I'm supposed to be covering geography, but I don't even like geography.
12:47Me and you, man's day.
12:48A couple of pints.
12:48Game of snooker?
12:49I'm dreadful at snooker, Tony.
12:50What darts, then?
12:51I'm not much better at the old arrows, either, to be honest.
12:53Well, what else is there for a couple of stallions to do?
12:57Never and ever, forever and ever, you'll be the one that shines on me like the morning sun.
13:25Take me far beyond imagination.
13:34You're my dream come true, my consolation.
13:43Ever and ever, forever and ever, you'll be the one that shines in me like the morning sun.
13:55Ever and ever, forever and ever, you'll be the one that shines in me like the morning sun.
14:02Ever and ever, you'll be the one that shines in me like the morning sun.
14:03And then me and Matthew just hung out, you know, talked about stuff.
14:22Is that why you cancelled our lunch yesterday?
14:24To be fair to him, I told him you'd have cancelled it.
14:26Why would you even do that?
14:28As I was saying, I think one of the care home staff might be stealing from me, but I can't put my...
14:33Matthew is brilliant.
14:34And no offence, Rog, it's so nice to have a friend who can actually do stuff, because they're not old.
14:39Yes, why bother seeing me at all?
14:41I don't know, really.
14:42Sense of loyalty, I suppose.
14:43Duty even.
14:44Another great thing about Matthew, he loves the 70s.
14:47He's going to make a fantastic son-in-law.
14:49See you later.
14:50Er, Theo!
14:52Make-up!
14:53Oh, I love it.
14:55Now, you can be whoever you want to be, and I will always be proud.
15:01I'm an ally.
15:03Yeah, Mum, it's not what you think.
15:04It's for girly friends, he's in school.
15:06What?
15:08Work for Mark Bolan!
15:10Oh, no, when you see Matthew later, send him my love.
15:13Actually, tell him I said hi.
15:14Tell him, tell him Mammoth says hello.
15:17Actually, I'm thinking of breaking up with him.
15:19What?
15:20Are you out of your mind?
15:21You'll never do better than Matthew, Mel.
15:23He's the total package.
15:24I'm just not feeling it.
15:25You can't finish with Matthew.
15:27You're my best friend.
15:28Thank you very much.
15:32Mel.
15:35Matthew's in love with you.
15:38He's not in love with me.
15:39We've only been on a few dates.
15:40He said he's got it real bad.
15:43He said, and he'll kill me for this,
15:46he said he can't imagine his world without you in it.
15:49Really?
15:51Oh, I've not been getting that vibe at all.
15:53He's putting up a wall, Mel.
15:55He's done it ever since his...
15:57wife died.
16:01His wife?
16:02Dead.
16:02Oh, that's so sad.
16:05I mean, why didn't he tell me?
16:06I didn't even know he'd been married.
16:08Don't want to upset you.
16:09Go through all that hurt again.
16:12When do you get him over this night for a meal?
16:13Oh, no.
16:14For God's sake, Mel.
16:16Have a hat.
16:16All right, I suppose so.
16:22Don't mention the dead wife.
16:25Well, now you're finally ready,
16:27can you drive me to this hospital appointment?
16:30Oh, I can't now, Rog.
16:32Tell you what, let me pay for your taxi.
16:36Actually, think about it,
16:37you get a free bus pass nowadays, don't you?
16:39You lucky sod.
16:41I'll see you later.
16:45Mum.
16:46Mel wants me to come over for dinner,
16:47but I don't know.
16:49To be honest, I'm thinking about calling things off.
16:52I mean, talking to you about the places you've been,
16:54it's inspired me.
16:55I want to see the world.
16:56The world's rubbish.
16:58Just told you about the good bits.
17:00Everything you need is right here.
17:03What about Mel?
17:04I think she just sees me as a friend.
17:06Couldn't be more wrong.
17:08She'll kill me for this.
17:10She told me she loves you.
17:14She loves me?
17:16Well, that's even more reason to call it off.
17:18It's not right to be with a woman
17:20if you're not emotionally on the same wavelength.
17:22Can you please be serious for one second?
17:25Just give dinner tonight a chance, will you?
17:27For Mel?
17:29For little Theo?
17:31You know he sees you as a father figure.
17:33Really?
17:33Yeah.
17:35He'll kill me for this.
17:37You told me you're his rock.
17:38I don't think we've ever spoken.
17:39I said, I've spoken bond.
17:41He said if he went away, he doesn't know what he'd do.
17:43He said he'd probably burn down another house or something.
17:47But if you're happy with that in your conscience...
17:49I really don't want that.
17:50I'll give dinner a go.
17:52Shall I get this?
17:52No, no, you put your money away.
17:54You're a good man.
17:55Thanks, my mouth.
18:00Nice bag.
18:02You're a shame if someone...
18:03God, I don't know.
18:04Set fire to it.
18:09Hey.
18:10Hey.
18:12You all right?
18:12Miss Weaver's been, like, such a bitch.
18:15She totally had to go on me just because I told her I think her English lessons are pointless
18:18and I don't respect her as a person.
18:20Cool.
18:22I mean, some English skills are useful for everyday life.
18:26I mean, cool.
18:28Just want to totally teach her a lesson.
18:30Oh, yeah, me too.
18:32I am raging on your behalf.
18:35Great.
18:36In your work, I count on you to do it.
18:38Always.
18:40Sorry, to do what?
18:42Set fire to a car.
18:44We'll do it after school.
18:46That'll show I.
18:51You're awesome.
18:52Deal.
19:00What am I going to do?
19:02Grandad, I can't set fire to a car.
19:04Don't have to set fire to anything.
19:06Just make her think that you are.
19:08But as you're about to, head of P.E., Tony Mammoth turns up and puts a stop to it.
19:12You still look like a bad boy.
19:13You still get the girl.
19:15And you lose your virginity this weekend.
19:20Well, who says I'm a virgin?
19:303.30, South Car Park?
19:32Yeah.
19:32Thanks.
19:41This better be good, Skipper.
19:44As you can see, I'm up to my eyeballs in head of P.E. work.
19:48Well, as you're covering, Miss Mansford, I just wondered if you filled in that teacher performance form yet.
19:53Peter, please.
19:55I'm trying to focus all my energies on being the best head of P.E. I can be.
19:58You simply cannot keep piling work on me.
20:00As I said, it's more of a temporary arrangement.
20:03And don't forget, you're on the road to supervise detention today.
20:07I've already done it.
20:08Took about a lesson this afternoon.
20:10Detention isn't really a punishment if it's during school time.
20:13Yeah, but detention after school is punishing me, isn't it?
20:16And I haven't done anything wrong.
20:18Now, if there's nothing else, I read I've got a lot on.
20:26Great.
20:26I can't believe you're actually doing this for me.
20:32It's so good.
20:35Yeah, well, you know, starting fires, breaking rules.
20:39That is just what I do, baby.
20:41I find it's the only way I can really, really feel, you know.
20:46Er, what, what, what time is it?
20:49And here's another for when you get home, Tony.
20:52And Gem Roly-Poly and Custard.
20:54All loves you, baby.
20:55Eh?
20:57Kojak.
20:58Tell me you've never seen Kojak, Irene.
21:01No, Kojak.
21:02What's it about?
21:03Telly Savalas.
21:04Playing a hard-hitting detective on the streets of 1970s Manhattan.
21:07Oh, 1970s Manhattan.
21:10Francie.
21:11Jelly Tony.
21:13Yeah, go on.
21:19OK, quick.
21:22Before someone comes.
21:23Yeah.
21:24Yeah, no, of course.
21:24Oh, oh, you know what might be an even colder way of getting Miss Weaver back?
21:30Like, an e-petition.
21:31Actually, it might shit her right up, you know.
21:33Come on.
21:34What are you waiting for?
21:37So Kojak's got the hostages out, right?
21:39But how have you got to tell?
21:40They've still got him.
21:41Then one of his goons says,
21:42Killing you's going to give me great satisfaction.
21:44Then guess what happened?
21:46He shoots their faces off!
21:47Jesus Christ.
21:48No, Irene, no.
21:49Kojak's cool.
21:51He just picks up Calvary's body and walks out of there.
21:53It takes more than a gun.
21:55To Scare Kojak.
21:56Oh!
21:57Oh, bollocks.
22:01You gonna do it or not?
22:04I can't do it.
22:07I'm not that guy.
22:09The fire at the house, it wasn't deliberate.
22:13I forgot to put out a candle.
22:14A scented candle.
22:16This isn't me.
22:20But you know what?
22:21This is...
22:28So, what do you say?
22:33Do you want to take a chance on the real me?
22:38No.
22:39Fair enough.
22:46Where the hell were you?
22:48I look like an idiot.
22:49Amber's gone.
22:50You were meant to stop me.
22:52I know it looks like I let you down.
22:57And, er, I will kill myself for saying this.
23:02I was over there the whole time, watching you.
23:06Wanted you to learn a lesson about, you know, being true to yourself.
23:10Rubbish.
23:11You were in the canteen.
23:12That's a hell of a thing to say to you on Grandad Theo.
23:14A hell of a thing.
23:18Jam Rory-Poleon custard?
23:19No.
23:21Actually, yes.
23:22Mr. Mammoth.
23:23Great.
23:24Glad I caught you before you went home.
23:26Here's the paperwork you need to do for tomorrow's...
23:29No, no, no, Skipper.
23:30I'm sorry to do this.
23:31I know it's gonna break your heart.
23:33But I have to turn down the position of head of PE.
23:37I cannot emphasise enough.
23:39It was never on the table.
23:41Yeah, well, I'm taking it off the table.
23:43It's too much.
23:44The pressure, the hours, the endless paperwork...
23:48..almost cost me the most important thing in my life.
23:52My best mate.
23:54Matthew.
23:58I won't be needing this any more.
24:05Let's go, Theo.
24:09Great.
24:11That is perfectly cooked.
24:14Right.
24:14I'll give you 50 quid.
24:15Call Matthew Dad.
24:16I'm not calling him Dad.
24:17I've got a dad.
24:18I've got to make everything about you.
24:23Hey, hey!
24:25Matthew!
24:26You look great.
24:28Oh.
24:29You smell amazing.
24:31Why is that?
24:32Nothing.
24:33I haven't put anything on.
24:34Ah, hi, Theo.
24:37My favourite little guy.
24:40Say hello to Matthew.
24:42Hello.
24:43He's a bit shy.
24:44Me and Matthew have got something really important we need to talk to you about.
24:48Before that, though, first course, prawn cocktail.
24:51Main course, roast beef.
24:54And in the fridge for dessert, angel delight.
24:56Both flavours, blue and pink.
24:59Matt, Matthew, you might want to take a seat.
25:00Come on.
25:08Now, Tony, this has nothing to do with you.
25:11You're a great guy.
25:12But Mel and I have decided to break up.
25:15What?
25:20Why?
25:21Was it Theo?
25:23We just see each other as friends.
25:26Lots of couples start off as friends.
25:28Just give it five or six years.
25:30Please, don't make this harder than it needs to be.
25:33It's over, Tony.
25:37Fine.
25:38Whatever.
25:40We're all adults.
25:42You can make your own point up.
25:43It's nothing to do with me.
25:44I don't know what I was thinking of, anyway.
25:48Oh, and a cracking young bloke like you want to spend time with her.
25:52A crazy old dreamer like me for.
25:56Good night.
25:56Good riddance to bad rubbish.
26:14That's what I say.
26:15That Matthew, absolute time waster.
26:17Nothing like you, old mate.
26:18So, I set up a hidden camera at the care home to see if someone was stealing from me.
26:24And guess what?
26:25Modern men like Matthew, they're nothing like us.
26:27Two blokes who've been through so much together.
26:30Two blokes who take a bullet for each other.
26:32Inseparable.
26:32I don't know what we do without each other.
26:36No.
26:37I'd love to find out.
26:39Nothing but a fool's game.
27:02Nothing but a fool's game.
27:07Standing in the cold rain.
27:12Feeling like a cloud.
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