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00:00:00¡Gracias!
00:00:30¡Gracias!
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00:01:30¡Gracias!
00:02:00¡Gracias!
00:02:30¡Gracias!
00:02:32¡Gracias!
00:02:36¡Gracias!
00:02:407 o'clock ¡Oh that' is marvellous!
00:02:42Always bang on time. Winter or summer.
00:02:44Look at that. They've sent ordinary milk again.
00:02:46They know we always have a gold top.
00:02:48Yeah well never mind me...
00:02:50so we all had it.
00:02:52Milk.
00:02:54Butter.
00:02:56Eggs.
00:02:58French bread.
00:03:00Dodger? Dodger?
00:03:08¿Pipas, Dodger?
00:03:10¡Oh, ta, ta!
00:03:22Closer, mate, there's a bit of a George Ralf coming in.
00:03:25I'm sorry, Dodger.
00:03:26One or two eggs, Dodger?
00:03:28Uh, no, thank you, Jimmy.
00:03:30I feel a bit umpty after that trifle you knocked out last night.
00:03:35Yeah, I'd have to go easy on the Chevy.
00:03:37Oh, I'm sorry, Dodger, mate.
00:03:39Didn't look all that rich to me.
00:03:41Hello.
00:03:42I see the bottom's dropped right out of Colonial Cocoa.
00:03:46When you knock off any money, lads, never put it on a stock exchange.
00:03:49I'll tell you that for nothing.
00:03:51Don't you worry, I won't.
00:03:53You know, you do look a bit seedy this morning, Dodger.
00:03:56Hmm?
00:03:56Yeah, what about a nice drop of brandy in your tea?
00:04:00That's a very sound idea, Lenny.
00:04:02That's a very sound idea, Lenny.
00:04:04All right.
00:04:05Down to the log, then.
00:04:08Our first request comes from Mrs. Price of Cobblers Road, London, E2.
00:04:12Yeah, that's my mum.
00:04:14Yeah, would you believe it?
00:04:14Good morning, Mrs. Price.
00:04:15Hope you're listening.
00:04:17Mrs. Price wants me to play a record for her son, Lenny.
00:04:19Oh, isn't that nice of mum, eh?
00:04:21And all his other friends.
00:04:23They're all working hard in a hush-hush government establishment somewhere in the country.
00:04:28So, for Lenny and his friends, here is his mother's choice.
00:04:32Don't fence me in.
00:04:33Oh, no.
00:04:34Right, Lindsay, don't fence me in.
00:04:36Very subtle sense of humour.
00:04:41Here, Dodger, that's my mum's request.
00:04:43Well, now.
00:04:44Well, can we have it on again?
00:04:46Do you mind, mate?
00:04:47I've got a terrible head.
00:04:48Oh, please, Dodger.
00:04:49No.
00:04:50Don't argue, Lenny.
00:04:52Who is it?
00:04:53It's only me.
00:04:55Oh, come in, Chief.
00:04:55It ain't locked.
00:04:57Good morning, Mr. Dick.
00:04:58Good morning.
00:04:59I'm sorry to bother you lads while you're having your breakfast.
00:05:02That's all right, Chief.
00:05:03Fancy a cuppa?
00:05:04Oh, thanks very much.
00:05:06Not robbing you, am I?
00:05:08No, mate.
00:05:09What's ours is yours.
00:05:09You know that.
00:05:13Mmm, that's good.
00:05:15You know, I always say this is the only place in the old prison
00:05:18where you get a really decent cup of tea.
00:05:20Well, you've got a real three-star one there, hasn't he, Lenny?
00:05:22Yeah.
00:05:24Anything else we can do for you, Chief, please?
00:05:26Well, I just wondered if you'd mind
00:05:28popping down to the rock quarry.
00:05:33Oh, a little later.
00:05:37Do what?
00:05:38No, no, no.
00:05:39Don't get excited.
00:05:41The governor wants a few nice, knobbly bits of stone
00:05:45for his rockery, that is all.
00:05:46Oh, you had me worried for a minute.
00:05:50Oh, I must be off.
00:05:52Here, Chief.
00:05:53Do you mind putting strange ways out on your way down?
00:05:55Oh, not at all.
00:05:56Get him, Lenny.
00:05:56Come on, come on.
00:05:57Puss, puss, puss.
00:05:59Come on, Len.
00:06:00Puss, puss.
00:06:01All right.
00:06:01Come on, Len.
00:06:02Oh, by the way, you better get a move on.
00:06:06Rehabilitation classes are starting bang on time today.
00:06:09The old man's got another of his parties coming round.
00:06:11That's nice, isn't it?
00:06:12Who's it this time?
00:06:13Oh, the Ladies League of Prison Reform or something.
00:06:18Come on, puss.
00:06:19You come along with me.
00:06:20Here you are.
00:06:22Isn't it marvellous?
00:06:23We can't wait to get out,
00:06:24and the Buckteeth and Bloomsbury gate can't wait to get in.
00:06:28That's all right, Lenny.
00:06:29I'm so glad you've let me bring the members of my committee to look over your prison commander, Bennet.
00:06:39It's a pleasure, ma'am.
00:06:40From what we hear,
00:06:41if only some of the other prison governors were as far-seeing and progressive as you are,
00:06:45our work would hardly be necessary.
00:06:49What kind of you to say so, ma'am.
00:06:51When society overcrowds these lads three in a cell,
00:06:53that's not the end of it, you know.
00:06:54I'm sure of that.
00:06:56Can't leave them to rot.
00:06:57Teach them a trade.
00:06:58Something honest they can turn their hands to when they get out.
00:07:01But isn't there a shortage of instructors?
00:07:03Never felt the need of them.
00:07:05I get my instructors from the prisoners themselves.
00:07:07Oh, really?
00:07:09Oh, yes, yes.
00:07:09We've got all trades here.
00:07:11You know, you'll be amazed how keen they are to help each other.
00:07:14And you find that works?
00:07:15Judge for yourselves.
00:07:16Ladies, you'll see in a minute.
00:07:18Come in.
00:07:21Rehabilitation class is ready for inspection, sir.
00:07:23Ah, thank you, Lane.
00:07:26This is Lane, one of my trustees.
00:07:28Good morning, Lane.
00:07:30Morning, ladies.
00:07:31There's not much goes on in here, Lane, that you're not interested in, is there?
00:07:34Well, we take things as we find them, you know, sir.
00:07:38Well, now, ladies, shall we see the gardens first?
00:07:40Yes, thank you.
00:07:42Come this way.
00:07:44Thank you.
00:07:44Thank you very much.
00:07:45Thank you.
00:07:48I've got the, uh, leader's reports for you, sir.
00:07:51I'll just put them on my desk, then.
00:07:52Yes, sir.
00:07:53Oh, sir.
00:07:54Oh, man.
00:07:54I'll just put them on my desk.
00:07:54Oh, sir.
00:08:06Ah, come on, me little darling.
00:08:08Ah, sir.
00:08:09It's me point, then.
00:08:10It's me point.
00:08:11Nah, there's me.
00:08:12Come on, me little darling.
00:08:16Ah, come on.
00:08:17¡Vamos!
00:08:22¡Vamos a ver, plantas!
00:08:26Están muy popular, estas actividades de la vida.
00:08:28Estamos esperando por las cosas de la show.
00:08:32Ahora, voy a mostrar algo de mí.
00:08:35¡Oh, eres un premio, si yo no he visto!
00:08:40No he visto una tan grande.
00:08:43¡No he visto una de ellas!
00:08:44¡Oh, me parece muy orgulloso!
00:08:46¡Oh, indeed, I am, ma'am!
00:08:48¡Now, then, um...
00:08:49¡Vamos a ver los lujos!
00:08:51¡Oh!
00:08:52¡Ah, yes, Lane has the seeds sent in specially from abroad!
00:08:56¡What a lovely smell!
00:08:58¡What are they?
00:08:59¡These are nicotina, snoutless virginia, lady!
00:09:01¡What are flowers?
00:09:03¡Smells very much like tobacco to me!
00:09:05¡They whiff at night, sonnink lovely, they do!
00:09:08¡Mind you, lady, we've got so many niffs around this joint,
00:09:10you never know what you're smelling!
00:09:12¡Ah, ha, ha, ha!
00:09:14¡Here, uh, come and have a niff at the Governor's Betty Uprichard, over here!
00:09:18¡That's his second pride of joy, that one!
00:09:20¡Oh, lovely!
00:09:21¡And reared, as they say in the Navy!
00:09:23¡Lovely, innit?
00:09:24All right, Les, now you've got it so far.
00:09:26Right.
00:09:27Now I'll explain to you the details.
00:09:28Stand by, the Governor's round.
00:09:30Come on, get a fork on it, fellas.
00:09:40Can I ask what you're doing, Les?
00:09:42Here we are.
00:09:43Isn't it fascinating?
00:09:45They're sweet.
00:09:47Come over here.
00:09:48Just interesting.
00:09:50I'm so glad you're having cultural subjects,
00:09:55as well as mere vocational training, Commander.
00:09:58Oh, yes, yes, indeed, Madam.
00:09:59Man cannot live by bread alone.
00:10:01Though we have our own bakery, of course.
00:10:03How splendid.
00:10:05An appreciation of the arts forms a very important part.
00:10:08Mayor, darling.
00:10:10And crafts, too.
00:10:11Take pottery, for example.
00:10:13Just come this way.
00:10:14Yes, sir.
00:10:16Pottery.
00:10:17Yes.
00:10:18Well, really.
00:10:19The Governor's going too far.
00:10:20Certainly.
00:10:23Harold.
00:10:24Harold, what have I possessed you?
00:10:26Three buttonholes in a two-button suit?
00:10:28Oh, never mind.
00:10:29I'll cut out and have a coat.
00:10:30This may be mad.
00:10:31Do you think we made the money here?
00:10:32This is the tailoring department.
00:10:34Is it?
00:10:35So, madam, if I may be permitted the liberty.
00:10:36Do you?
00:10:37Do you like the ensemble, sir?
00:10:38Oh, it's very, uh, nice.
00:10:39It's my going-home suit.
00:10:40Oh, yes, I'd forgotten you and your friends
00:10:42are due out pretty soon now, eh?
00:10:44I wonder, sir, if I might be permitted
00:10:46to point out the salient features.
00:10:48You'll notice here the hand basting on the lapel.
00:10:50Of course, madam, it's not generally known,
00:10:52but in the majority of the mass-produced suits
00:10:54the basting is all done with soap,
00:10:56which means if you're caught in the rain
00:10:57you come out in the lava.
00:11:02Open up, Lily.
00:11:03The jacket, the jacket.
00:11:05Oh.
00:11:06Touch of the Terry Thomas, sir.
00:11:07You notice how it catches the light?
00:11:09Oh, I wonder if I might detain you for one second, sir.
00:11:11Now, you see, I'm working under the most derogatory conditions.
00:11:14Oh, yes.
00:11:15I did ask...
00:11:16You see, it's very skilled.
00:11:17...by Sackney and Oxy and Salatine welder,
00:11:19which is all very well for the British Motor Corporation
00:11:21by Slogan from Savile Row.
00:11:23Oh!
00:11:24Oh!
00:11:25As you can see, we have a very enthusiastic woodwork section, too.
00:11:28Oh!
00:11:30Cabinet-making as well.
00:11:32Yes, ma'am.
00:11:33Yes, of course.
00:11:35Well, Miss Pringle, that'll give you some idea how we go about things.
00:11:40Yes, I'm sure my colleagues would like to join me in congratulating you
00:11:44on your sterling work, Commander.
00:11:46Must do you?
00:11:47Yes, ma'am.
00:11:48It must pass.
00:11:49Oh, thank you, ladies.
00:11:50One likes to think that one's seed has not fallen upon stony ground.
00:11:53Oh, I'm sure it never does that, Commander.
00:11:55Judging by your enormous vegetable narrow.
00:11:57Oh, my narrow.
00:11:58Well, this way, ladies.
00:11:59Thank you, lady.
00:12:00That'll be all.
00:12:01Just right over there.
00:12:02Yeah, that over there.
00:12:03Out of the left.
00:12:04Yeah.
00:12:05Out of the left.
00:12:06Yeah.
00:12:07Yes.
00:12:08Yes.
00:12:09All right, lads.
00:12:12Now, ladies, as I was about to say, my own personal preference is the inch method.
00:12:26Takes a little longer, but the result's infallible.
00:12:30Now then, you drill three lovely little holes by your inch.
00:12:35Get your jelly, bung it in.
00:12:38Insert your detonators.
00:12:39Yes, I trust your pardon the intrusion, but did you say this method was infallible?
00:12:44Infallible.
00:12:45Then might I inquire as to what you're doing in here?
00:12:48How would you like to punch up the throat?
00:12:51Ladies gone, sir?
00:12:52Yes, Jenkins.
00:12:53Well, your visitor's just arrived.
00:12:54I showed him into the office, sir.
00:12:55Oh, my goodness.
00:12:56I didn't realize the time.
00:12:57Thank you.
00:12:58Oh, Jenkins.
00:12:59Send Lane in to us, will you?
00:13:00Very good, sir.
00:13:01Oh, sorry to keep you waiting, Father.
00:13:02Oh, not at all.
00:13:03Admiring your flora.
00:13:04Oh, good.
00:13:05And you do.
00:13:06Mr. Fowler, isn't it?
00:13:07Yes, Mr. Fowler.
00:13:08Let me take these.
00:13:09Thank you.
00:13:10You do sit down, won't you?
00:13:11How kind of you.
00:13:12Thank you.
00:13:13Thank you very much.
00:13:14A cigarette?
00:13:15Not for me, thank you.
00:13:16One of the temptations I'm able to resist, I'm glad to say.
00:13:19Extraordinary thing.
00:13:20I seem to be getting through 50 a day.
00:13:21Oh, yes, yes.
00:13:22You don't mind if I do, do you?
00:13:23Of course, Father.
00:13:24Thank you.
00:13:25Now, then, you say in your letter that we have some of your former parishioners in our care.
00:13:30Yes, Lane and his friends, eh?
00:13:32I'm afraid so.
00:13:33Three from one side.
00:13:34You say in your letter that we have some of your former parishioners in our care.
00:13:36Yes, Lane and his friends, eh?
00:13:37I'm afraid so.
00:13:38Three from one parish.
00:13:39Not a happy situation for one in my walk of life.
00:13:42Ah, but they're good lads at heart, you know, been cooperating splendidly.
00:13:46Oh, I'm glad to hear that anyhow.
00:13:48Mind you, the background they come from, Governor.
00:13:50I couldn't begin to describe it.
00:13:52Well, please don't try.
00:13:53Well, I won't then.
00:13:55But mind you, there's no excuse.
00:13:57Oh, certainly not.
00:13:58Crime is crime.
00:13:59No, you misunderstand me.
00:14:00No excuse for you and me, Governor.
00:14:02We've a duty to these unfortunate people.
00:14:04It's up to us to extend a helping hand.
00:14:07Padre, you're only echoing my own thoughts.
00:14:09I'd hope from my heart that that would be the case.
00:14:12Well, look, I've sent for Lane.
00:14:13Perhaps you'll like a few minutes for him.
00:14:14I'd be glad of it.
00:14:15Most kind of you, Governor.
00:14:17Come in.
00:14:19Ah, Lane.
00:14:21Come along, Lane.
00:14:22You know your vicar.
00:14:23Yeah, I know him, sir.
00:14:24Yeah.
00:14:25Well, don't be shy.
00:14:26Mr. Fowler's here to help you.
00:14:27Come on.
00:14:28Merely to proper friendship and good counsel?
00:14:29How are you, my son?
00:14:30I'm not complaining.
00:14:31Vicar?
00:14:32Now, I want you to listen very carefully to Mr. Fowler's advice.
00:14:34I can quite safely listen to Mr. Fowler.
00:14:35I'm not complaining.
00:14:36Vicar.
00:14:37Now, I want you to listen very carefully to Mr. Fowler's advice.
00:14:38I can quite safely listen to Mr. Fowler.
00:14:39Oh, indeed.
00:14:40Now, come along and sit down.
00:14:41Make the souls at home.
00:14:42Thank you.
00:14:43Oh, that is good.
00:14:44You have my chair, Vicar.
00:14:45Thank you, Governor.
00:14:46Then sit there.
00:14:47Now, I'll come back in a few minutes and see how you're getting on.
00:14:48All right?
00:14:49Many thanks.
00:14:50You smarmy, you rat-faced conniving, bleating, whited sepulcher.
00:14:51Come, come, come.
00:14:52So we Stevens.
00:14:53Up to your old river and luck again, I see.
00:14:54Oh, ho, ho, ho.
00:14:55Oh, ho, ho.
00:14:56Oh, ho, ho.
00:14:57I can quite safely leave him with you, partner.
00:14:58I can quite safely leave him with you, partner.
00:14:59Oh, indeed.
00:15:00Now, come along and sit down.
00:15:01Make the souls at home.
00:15:02Thank you.
00:15:03Oh, that is good.
00:15:04You have my chair, Vicar.
00:15:05Thank you, Governor.
00:15:06You have my chair, Vicar.
00:15:07Thank you, Governor.
00:15:08Then sit there.
00:15:09Now, I'll come back in a few minutes and see how you're getting on.
00:15:10All right?
00:15:11Many thanks.
00:15:12That face conniving, bleating, whited sepulcher.
00:15:14Come, come, come.
00:15:15So we Stevens.
00:15:17Up to your old river and luck again, I see.
00:15:19Oh, ho, ho, ho.
00:15:20I'm a good miner.
00:15:21Built you all the way from here to Wandsworth.
00:15:22Please, please, don't let's discuss this matter in an ill-bred fashion.
00:15:26Ill-bred fashion?
00:15:27You dropped me and the boys right in the pony.
00:15:29You talk about ill-bred.
00:15:30Keep your thieving hands off that, will you?
00:15:31They're my folks.
00:15:32Dodger, listen to me.
00:15:34We listened to you the last time, mate, and got stuck in here for three years
00:15:37while you've been outside living the life of Riley.
00:15:39Father Riley, please.
00:15:40Now, listen to me, Dodger.
00:15:42I'm on to erasing certainty.
00:15:44Like the last time, when you had the only alibi?
00:15:46No, this is different.
00:15:47Can you three boys get out of here for the night and back again without anybody knowing?
00:15:52I think you're going a bit soft in your old age, mate.
00:15:54What do you think we are, the three Houdini's?
00:15:56Then you'd have the perfect alibi, wouldn't you?
00:15:59Don't you see?
00:16:04What you got cooking away in that disease-ridden bunce of yours?
00:16:08Something quite sensational, my boy.
00:16:15You crafty old fox.
00:16:17Well, I don't know.
00:16:19Might be able to work out something.
00:16:21I thought you'd be interested.
00:16:23Wait a minute.
00:16:24Wait a minute.
00:16:25I'd have to know a lot more about it first, certainly.
00:16:27Of course you will.
00:16:28Of course you will.
00:16:29Of course you will.
00:16:30I'll give you the drill.
00:16:32Oh, so they give you the drill, do they, Lane?
00:16:35Very healthy, good for the lungs.
00:16:37Oh, Governor, you do look after them well.
00:16:39Well, we do our best, Father.
00:16:41How's it going?
00:16:42I think we've made a good start, wouldn't you say, sir?
00:16:44Good.
00:16:45Good.
00:16:46I imagine your bicker's given you something to think about, eh, Lane?
00:16:48He certainly has, sir.
00:16:49Definitely.
00:16:50Good.
00:16:51You know, I'm quite sure when you get out of here,
00:16:52he'll help you to find a good, worthwhile job.
00:16:55I've just been trying to make that very point.
00:16:57Oh, by the way, I would like to make another visit soon, if I may.
00:17:00Directly I see how the land lies with regard to their employment, for want of a better word.
00:17:05Yes, certainly, certainly.
00:17:06Well, I'll say goodbye now.
00:17:07Thank you.
00:17:08Lay and get the Padres hat, will you?
00:17:09Seen to the gate.
00:17:10And my umbrella, if you'll be so kind.
00:17:15Was you wearing gloves, vicar?
00:17:17Not this time.
00:17:19Goodbye.
00:17:27Where's this lot off to?
00:17:29Governor wants some stones for his rockery.
00:17:30Oh, well, don't overdo it, will you?
00:17:32No.
00:17:33Here.
00:17:34Here, look who's over there with Dodger.
00:17:36Where?
00:17:37Over there.
00:17:40God blown.
00:17:41Here, what's he doing here?
00:17:42Hey, stop!
00:17:43Oh!
00:17:44You?
00:17:45Well, what a nice surprise to see our vicar.
00:17:48What's he doing here?
00:17:49Auntie?
00:17:50Oh, yes, yeah.
00:17:51How are you getting on here, Alan?
00:17:52Very well, thank you very much.
00:17:54Your mother sends her love to you.
00:17:56Price and night, you're looking very bonny.
00:17:58How do you do?
00:17:59I've had a long talk to Lane here about your future prospects.
00:18:02I'll leave it to him to give you the good news.
00:18:05Well, I must get along.
00:18:06Mustn't interfere with the process of the law, must we?
00:18:09Goodbye, gentlemen.
00:18:11What's that all about?
00:18:13Tell you later.
00:18:14I'll remember you all tonight, boys, in my prayers.
00:18:21We'll be lucky if he remembers us after the second pint.
00:18:25Yeah, well, I don't go much on it.
00:18:30We had a basin full of Soapy before.
00:18:32Yeah, my mum says three years of her life is enough to give any man.
00:18:35And that's what we've done for Soapy.
00:18:36Anyway, we're not committed.
00:18:37We'll be out of here in a few weeks.
00:18:39A bit of information might be useful.
00:18:40Well, all I hope is that it's reliable information.
00:18:43Because the last time he dropped us right at it.
00:18:45Well, I'll tell you something else, too.
00:18:56Good afternoon.
00:18:57Afternoon, sir.
00:18:58Ah, this is the size and the shape I'm after.
00:19:00That'd be enough, sir, will it?
00:19:02We're finding this town a bit difficult to work, governor.
00:19:05It's got all sort of buried in and out.
00:19:07Really?
00:19:08Yeah.
00:19:09Oh, well, this'll do to go on with.
00:19:10Right, that's it, lads.
00:19:11We've had a visiting hour, anyway.
00:19:13Your mother's here, Bryce.
00:19:14Oh, lovely.
00:19:15Hmm.
00:19:16Someone to see you too, Len.
00:19:17Huh?
00:19:18You don't seem very enthusiastic.
00:19:20People come all this way to visit you, and you simply don't seem to care.
00:19:23Extraordinary.
00:19:27Oh, give over, I saw titty-fighting.
00:19:30Keep some on your nose.
00:19:32You've been looking at yourself all the way down.
00:19:34Well, I don't want to lose my allure.
00:19:36No amount about your allure.
00:19:38I can't get you nowhere.
00:19:39Be firm.
00:19:40That's what you've got to remember with a man like Dodger.
00:19:42I had to be firm with Lenny's past.
00:19:43I know the rules.
00:19:44No physical contact with the prisoners.
00:19:46No passing of written messages, cigarettes, or any other form of contraband.
00:19:49Right?
00:19:50Yes, yes.
00:19:51We're in that case.
00:19:52All right, sir.
00:19:58What's the matter with you?
00:19:59Haven't you ever seen a home perm kit before?
00:20:02Yes, I have.
00:20:03And you can leave it there.
00:20:04You're welcome.
00:20:06This way.
00:20:08Now, don't forget what I told you, darling.
00:20:09Make yourself felt.
00:20:10But he said no physical contact.
00:20:11Oh, don't be serious.
00:20:12Be firm.
00:20:13I will.
00:20:14Hello, Dodger.
00:20:15Hello, Ed.
00:20:16Looking forward to coming out?
00:20:17No, I decided I'd like to stay here for the rest of my life.
00:20:18Well, I thought you didn't like it here.
00:20:19Now, look.
00:20:20I'm going to come straight to the point.
00:20:21I want the bands put up this Sunday without fail so we can get tied up directly when you come out.
00:20:24Oh, here we go again.
00:20:25Well, the whole street's talking about it.
00:20:26I mean, the whole street's talking about it.
00:20:57I know you've been courting me and what have I got to show for it.
00:20:59Nothing.
00:21:00Well, you've been dead lucky, haven't you?
00:21:02Anyway, I'll give you a smashing engagement ring.
00:21:04Yes, and I can only wear that in the house with the blinds drawn.
00:21:07It's not good enough.
00:21:08Whose fault was it we didn't get married after that mail van, John?
00:21:11Not mine, I'm sure.
00:21:12No?
00:21:13No.
00:21:14Well, may I remind you that had you got to the church at the time specified,
00:21:17you'd have arrived here before the police did, thereby avoiding a nasty fracass with the law.
00:21:21Language, please.
00:21:22Well.
00:21:23Well.
00:21:24I can't understand you at all.
00:21:26Me and your daddy's always trying to bring you upright,
00:21:29but I don't know, the family on there don't seem to mean nothing to you.
00:21:33Anyone that think you like doing time.
00:21:36Three years you've been in here now and never once have you even tried to escape.
00:21:40And don't leave your head against them wires.
00:21:43You marked yourself for love.
00:21:44Mum will be out anyway soon.
00:21:46He'll be out anyway soon.
00:21:47That's not quite the point.
00:21:49Look at your daddy's record.
00:21:51Four times over the wall at the moor alone.
00:21:55And Aunty Emmy's bad leg never prevented her from shinning down the drain carpet hole, though I did it.
00:22:01Well, I'll try and do better next time, Mum on this dry world.
00:22:04Yes, and so you better, I should think so.
00:22:06So better and bruise he hasn't.
00:22:10It's all right.
00:22:12How old is he now, my love?
00:22:14Eight months, dearest.
00:22:15Oh.
00:22:19But I've been in here nearly two years.
00:22:21Oh, yes, Fred.
00:22:23But you sent me some lovely letters.
00:22:25Well, if that's the way you want it, eh?
00:22:27That's the way I want it.
00:22:29Dodger!
00:22:30Well, time's up, Ducky.
00:22:31All set.
00:22:32I suppose so.
00:22:33Well, um, goodbye, Dodger dear.
00:22:34Goodbye, I thought dear.
00:22:35Whoops.
00:22:36There it goes again.
00:22:37It keeps happening.
00:22:38It's so embarrassing.
00:22:39Excuse me.
00:22:40Excuse me.
00:22:41Excuse me.
00:22:42Excuse me.
00:22:47Goodbye, Dodger dear.
00:22:50Goodbye, Dodger dear.
00:22:53Goodbye, I thought dear.
00:22:55I thought dear.
00:22:56There it goes again.
00:22:57It keeps happening.
00:22:58¡Excuse me, ma'am!
00:23:21¡Dance! ¡Dance! ¡Turn the radio a darn a bit!
00:23:28Would you like a nightcap, Chief?
00:23:30Oh, that's very kind of you.
00:23:32Well, boys, it looks as if we all be leaving here together.
00:23:35Oh, yeah? How's that?
00:23:37Well, as you know, I was due to retire last year,
00:23:39but they asked me to stay on for a bit.
00:23:41Oh, thanks, Jelly.
00:23:42Well, it seems they've got someone to replace me now.
00:23:45Well, what are you going to do with yourself, Mr. Jenkins?
00:23:47Well, me and the missus bought a little tobacco shop down at Leon C.
00:23:50Oh. Is it a lock-up?
00:23:52Er, no. We'll be living over it. Why?
00:23:55Nothing, I just wondered.
00:23:57Well, good luck to you, Chief.
00:23:58Oh, thank you. Thank you, boys.
00:24:01Yeah, me and my earth will all be settling down one of these days, I suppose.
00:24:05Oh, yes? You got a job lined up, then?
00:24:08Nothing concrete. We've got a few kind friends outside
00:24:10who are trying to get things organized for us.
00:24:12That's the idea. You know what they say, don't you?
00:24:15Heaven helps those who are prepared to help themselves.
00:24:18Just what our vicar was saying, wasn't it?
00:24:20Yeah, it was.
00:24:21Yeah, yeah.
00:24:26Only me.
00:24:27Hello, Padre.
00:24:28Visiting your boys regular now, aren't you?
00:24:30Oh, yes, of course.
00:24:31Any time now, you know, they'll be exposed to the old temptations.
00:24:35Run along and tell Lane I'd like to have a word with him, would you?
00:24:38There's a good fellow.
00:24:39I'll make my way to the governor's office.
00:24:44Good morning, boys.
00:24:50Good. That'll bring her color up nicely.
00:24:53New duty, Rosto, sir.
00:24:55Oh, right. I'll look it over in my office.
00:24:57Well, what do you think, Jackson?
00:24:59Coming along nicely, sir.
00:25:05Three minutes.
00:25:07Oh, hello, Governor.
00:25:09Oh, Padre.
00:25:10Good morning.
00:25:11How are you?
00:25:12Very well, thank you.
00:25:13How are you?
00:25:14I didn't realize you were coming.
00:25:15Perhaps I'm a bit early, am I?
00:25:17Oh, no, that's quite all right. You'll do sit down, won't you?
00:25:19Thank you very much.
00:25:20I'm sorry. I thought you said you didn't smoke.
00:25:22Oh, did I?
00:25:24Up the steering left.
00:25:25Ah, I see.
00:25:28Well, uh...
00:25:30Yes, I'll, um...
00:25:32I'll leave you to it.
00:25:34No, I'll, uh...
00:25:37I'll attend to my letters later.
00:25:43Anything you want, just help yourself.
00:25:45I'll be with my marrow.
00:25:50He's a right Burke, isn't he?
00:25:52Now then, anything else you want to know?
00:25:55Yeah.
00:25:56I want to know if it's gonna work.
00:25:59You know me?
00:26:00Oh, I know you all right.
00:26:02Which brings me to the all-important question.
00:26:06How much is it worth?
00:26:08Oh, I thought you might ask that.
00:26:10One doesn't want to sell one's birthright for a mess of pottage, does one?
00:26:13Oh.
00:26:14It all depends on how big the mess is, does it?
00:26:16Well, naturally, estimates vary in these matters, a fraction one or the other.
00:26:20But in round figures, give or take a shilling here or there.
00:26:24What the cost are?
00:26:26A couple of million liquor.
00:26:31How much?
00:26:32You heard.
00:26:34Two million quid.
00:26:37One million quid?
00:26:38That's right.
00:26:40Yeah, that's right, yeah.
00:26:41But how could it be worth a million?
00:26:44Don't you fellas ever read nothing in the newspapers by on the back page?
00:26:47I'm referring to his highness, the Sultan of Kuchpawani.
00:26:50Yeah, well, you know what the bloke next to pick that rides for?
00:26:52Where do you read that?
00:26:53On the back page.
00:26:55The important thing is that every now and again they bung this geezer on the scales and they weigh him.
00:26:59What, you mean like they do with the Aga Khan?
00:27:01That's right.
00:27:02And if you fellas had read the papers, you'd have noticed that it was this fella's diamond jubilee next month.
00:27:07Oh, then all these diamonds in this van belong to this fella, eh?
00:27:09Right.
00:27:10Now, here's what they do.
00:27:13They shove this Sultan on one end of the scales, they shove all these lovely old diamonds up the other end.
00:27:18Then they all get together and they start having their way up.
00:27:21How did the diamonds get in England then?
00:27:22Safekeeping.
00:27:24You see, this Sultan's one of the only mates of British government I've got left out here,
00:27:27and he can't trust all these other nigg-nogs, so he shoves his gear over here for safekeeping till he wants it.
00:27:32Yeah, but we just can't go and knock off a lot of diamonds just like that Dodger.
00:27:35Do you mind?
00:27:36Now, providing we're out of here sharp, by 11 on the 28th we're laughing.
00:27:41Leave off, we don't get out for the 29th.
00:27:43And so on the 28th we're all safely locked up in here.
00:27:46Few herbs want a better alibi than that, I don't know.
00:27:49That's the best, isn't it, eh?
00:27:51Yeah.
00:27:52Right?
00:27:53Yeah.
00:27:54Right then.
00:27:55Here's the drill.
00:27:56Who's escorting the van he's got all his diamonds in from London to Portsmouth.
00:27:58From Portsmouth as a destroyer, takes them all out east.
00:28:02Between London and Portsmouth, we nick them.
00:28:07Who's escorting the van?
00:28:08The army.
00:28:09Well, if you think I'm gonna have a punch-up with the army, you can count me out by one.
00:28:13You and I have a burk.
00:28:15There's only a few of the army and we ain't fighting them.
00:28:17Yeah, this is marvelous, isn't it, eh, Jelly?
00:28:19Yeah.
00:28:20Yeah, Dodge, when did you think of all this, eh?
00:28:24I don't know.
00:28:25When you're both kipping away there, I know what you're thinking and planning and...
00:28:30Of course, we'll have to cut old Soapy in.
00:28:33Eh?
00:28:34Yeah, I mean, he's handling the outside stuff until the night.
00:28:37Oh, no, not Soapy, no.
00:28:39That git, what's he ever done for us, laying us in here?
00:28:42And why was that?
00:28:43Because last time Soapy was the only one who had an alibi.
00:28:45Yeah.
00:28:46This time we've all got the alibi and Soapy's right, innit?
00:28:48How do you mean?
00:28:49Well, I mean, standing out of mind, isn't it?
00:28:50I mean, if anyone's gonna get lagged by this job, it's bound to be our vicar.
00:28:54Let him pray his way out of that one.
00:28:56Very good.
00:28:58Hey, just a minute.
00:28:59Look, there's another thing.
00:29:00How do we get out of here?
00:29:02You know when old Jenkins comes round for his night, can?
00:29:05You slip him a cup of the old three-star cocoa.
00:29:07He goes out like a light and we ease him under the bed to cool on.
00:29:10He'll wait a minute, though.
00:29:11Look, Jenkins won't be here on the 28th.
00:29:14That's all right.
00:29:15We'll straighten out whoever they send down.
00:29:16That'll be some real ripe old Charlie.
00:29:18Come on, you snivelly lola layabouts!
00:29:23Don't weave it with their pigs!
00:29:26You're not sunbathing on the French Riviera now, you know!
00:29:31Come on, innit!
00:29:32Hit it!
00:29:33Up!
00:29:34Down!
00:29:35Oh, don't strain yourself now, will you?
00:29:36Come on!
00:29:37What's the matter with you, innit?
00:29:38Take that smile off your face, ain't you?
00:29:40What's up with you, then, Short House?
00:29:41Me, sir?
00:29:42I've burnt me emma.
00:29:43Lean in on her, I suppose.
00:29:44No, no.
00:29:45Silence when you're talking to me!
00:29:46Now, listen.
00:29:47You go along to the end of the line, you'll find a nice gentleman who'll give you a new one.
00:29:51Come here!
00:29:52Pick that up.
00:29:53Shh!
00:29:54Shh!
00:29:55Shh!
00:29:56Shh!
00:29:57Shh!
00:29:58I've burnt me emma!
00:29:59Take that smile off your face, ain't you?
00:30:00What's up with you, then, Short House?
00:30:01Please, sir.
00:30:02I've burnt me emma.
00:30:03Lean in on her, I suppose.
00:30:04No, no.
00:30:05Silence when you're talking to me!
00:30:06Now, listen.
00:30:07You go along to the end of the line, you'll find a nice gentleman who'll give you a new one.
00:30:10Come here!
00:30:12Pick that up.
00:30:14Ask him to give you another one, only bigger.
00:30:24Go on!
00:30:25Head the double!
00:30:26Hop!
00:30:27Hop!
00:30:28Hop!
00:30:29Hop!
00:30:30Hop!
00:30:31Hop!
00:30:32Hop!
00:30:33Help!
00:30:34The Governor wants to see you.
00:30:35Right!
00:30:36He's over there.
00:30:37Right.
00:30:38All right, you lot, keep at it!
00:30:44¿Quieres ir a ver, señor?
00:30:46Buenas tardes.
00:30:48Tu aplicación para el posto de Chief Officer de Huntley...
00:30:51ha sido exitoso.
00:30:53¡Gracias!
00:30:54Muchas gracias, señor.
00:30:56¿Quieres seguir con el trabajo de Huntley?
00:30:58Oh, sí, señor.
00:31:00Sí, señor.
00:31:02Gracias, señor.
00:31:14You know, Cheap, something to get your mouth round out of the coffee.
00:31:17Oh.
00:31:18It's a nice cigar there.
00:31:19Oh, yeah.
00:31:20And now, as they say, tighten a cup of cake.
00:31:22Yeah.
00:31:23Yeah, don't forget the wish.
00:31:24Oh, well, this is all very touching, lads.
00:31:27Seem a shame to spoil this cake.
00:31:31What are your mums, Lenny?
00:31:33That's right, Mr. Jenkins.
00:31:38What's this?
00:31:44Oh, I'm sorry about that, Mr. Jenkins.
00:31:48She a force of habit, I suppose.
00:31:50You see, my mum, she...
00:31:52Well, don't let it upset you, Lenny.
00:31:54We all know your mum.
00:31:57Well, let's pass the cake round then, shall we?
00:32:00Uh, sit down, Cheap.
00:32:03Uh, I'd just like to say on behalf of the lads and myself...
00:32:07that we wish you a long and happy retirement.
00:32:09And, uh, as a token of our esteem, Lenny...
00:32:13Um...
00:32:15As a token of our esteem, we would like to present you with this little memento.
00:32:19All we're sorry about is you're coming out before us.
00:32:22Ain't that right, lads?
00:32:23Oh, yeah.
00:32:24Sure you won't stay till the end of the month?
00:32:26Please, Mr. Jenkins, eh?
00:32:28Yeah, stay on, Chief.
00:32:29I'm afraid I can't, boys.
00:32:32I don't know what to say.
00:32:35It's things like this that make me real sorry, I believe it.
00:32:39And believe me, this will always be one of my most treasured possessions.
00:32:44Well, I'm afraid I gotta go.
00:32:46You know, I got one or two things to do before I go, you understand.
00:32:50Goodbye, Dodger.
00:32:52Cheerio, Chewie.
00:32:53Chewie.
00:32:54Goodbye, Chief.
00:32:55I'm gonna miss you, Mr. Jenkins.
00:32:56It's how he's strange ways here.
00:32:58I don't know who's gonna take him for a walk when you've gone.
00:33:00Here, would you mind, you know, on your way down?
00:33:02Oh, yeah, yes, of course.
00:33:03Now, don't forget your cake, Chief.
00:33:05Oh, thank you.
00:33:06And your body.
00:33:08Oh, thank you, boys.
00:33:11Thank you.
00:33:12You're welcome.
00:33:13Bye, Chief.
00:33:14Good luck.
00:33:15Bye-bye.
00:33:16Bye-bye.
00:33:17Nice old fellow, isn't he?
00:33:30Coming.
00:33:34Hi, Jenkins.
00:33:37Don't happen to have seen a gold watch, by any chance of you?
00:33:40Gold watch, sir?
00:33:43Yes, a gold hunter and chain.
00:33:45I seem to have lost it.
00:33:46I'm sure it was here yesterday.
00:33:51This one, sir?
00:33:52Yes, that's it.
00:33:54Where did you find it?
00:33:56Oh, one of the prisoners found it, sir.
00:33:59Lying about somewhere.
00:34:01He gave it to me a few minutes ago.
00:34:03Did he really?
00:34:05Well, there you are.
00:34:06There's some good in all of them.
00:34:07That's what I'm always saying.
00:34:08You could just as easily have hung on to it, eh?
00:34:09Sit down, Chief.
00:34:10Yes, you know.
00:34:11There's little things like this that must make you quite sorry that you're retiring from the service, eh, Chief.
00:34:22Oh, well, it comes from all of us at the end.
00:34:25Now, it appears your replacement arrives tomorrow.
00:34:28A fellow called Crout from Rockhampton.
00:34:32Crout, sir?
00:34:33Yes.
00:34:34You know him?
00:34:35Oh, yes, sir.
00:34:37I know him.
00:34:38And tell the lads I wish them all the very best of luck.
00:34:45Oi, George!
00:34:46Shut up!
00:34:47You see, he does the trouble with them people.
00:34:49Hey, George, be a mate, will you?
00:34:51See who it is.
00:34:52I'm just brewing up the tea.
00:34:56Hang on, hang on.
00:35:05You want a bit of an iron to get.
00:35:08Blimey, sauerkraut!
00:35:18What do you do with these keys, laden?
00:35:20I'm a trustee.
00:35:21Trustee?
00:35:22I wouldn't trust you with your own grandma.
00:35:25Where's the officer?
00:35:26You!
00:35:27Come here!
00:35:28Oh, you must be the new chief.
00:35:29Anything wrong?
00:35:30Anything wrong?
00:35:31What's this prisoner doing with the keys at the main gate?
00:35:32Oh, that's all right.
00:35:33Mr. Lane's a trustee.
00:35:34I gave them to him.
00:35:35Mr...
00:35:36Mr. Lane?
00:35:37Now, you take those, stay by that gate office till I tell you to leave.
00:35:40I concede this place is due for a bit of a shake-up!
00:35:41You, take me to the governor's office.
00:35:42And the double!
00:35:43And the double!
00:35:45Do yourself up!
00:35:46to leave I concede this place is do for a bit of a shake up you take me to the
00:35:50governor's office
00:36:09Right I'll see you not later.
00:36:13Summoner, ¿eh, Jones?
00:36:15Oh, that's splendid.
00:36:17Now, what are you going to call him?
00:36:18Well, sir, with your permission, of course,
00:36:20me and the wife sort of felt
00:36:22if we could take the liberty of naming after you, Governor,
00:36:25a ratio.
00:36:26Oh, well, that's a very nice thought, Jones.
00:36:29Thank you.
00:36:30You tell your wife I'd be honored.
00:36:31Thank you very much, Governor.
00:36:32Well, all being well,
00:36:34your wife is due out of hospital on Saturday.
00:36:36That's right, yes, Governor.
00:36:38And you would like to be home to welcome her, eh?
00:36:40Oh, I would very much, yes, sir, please.
00:36:42Yes.
00:36:43Well, I think we can give you two days on parole.
00:36:46Thank you very much, Governor.
00:36:47Listen, don't forget,
00:36:48back here in prison, eight o'clock sharp, Monday morning.
00:36:51Oh, they'll be picking you up.
00:36:52Yes, sir, thank you, sir.
00:36:53I'll catch the workmen, Governor.
00:36:55Come in.
00:36:56That's all yours.
00:36:57Thank you, Governor.
00:36:58Thank you very much.
00:37:03Chief Officer Sidney Crout reporting for duty silent.
00:37:06Ah.
00:37:07Welcome to Huntley, Mr. Crout.
00:37:09Thank you, sir.
00:37:10Sit down.
00:37:11Do you have a good journey here?
00:37:13Oh, not bad, thank you, sir.
00:37:14Good.
00:37:15Well, I hope you're going to enjoy being with us.
00:37:18You know, I like to think of everyone here, staff and prisoners, as a sort of family.
00:37:24Now, it's up to us to see that the men in our care had plenty to do.
00:37:28Keep them out of mischief.
00:37:29Thank you, sir.
00:37:30Jenkins, your predecessor, was very successful in helping me with my rehabilitation courses.
00:37:36We've organized fretwork classes, rug making, book binding, basket weaving, pottery.
00:37:41Oh, excuse me, sir.
00:37:42I hope you don't mind me saying so, sir, but those are all indoor activities, aren't they?
00:37:46I thought the men looked a little pale.
00:37:48Might do them good to get them outside once in a while.
00:37:50Outside?
00:37:51Across country runs, paper chases, things like that, eh?
00:37:54Good idea.
00:37:55Of course, we've got our gardening class, but I'm sure that anything else you can think of in that direction would be very welcome.
00:38:03Don't you worry, sir, I can think of plenty of things.
00:38:07Look!
00:38:09How's that?
00:38:10Very good.
00:38:11Very good.
00:38:12Coming back.
00:38:13Here.
00:38:14Guess who's taking Jenkins' place?
00:38:15Huh?
00:38:16Sourcraft from Rockham.
00:38:17What? Sourcraft?
00:38:18Who's he?
00:38:19Build up and get this stuff out of the way.
00:38:20Where's the cat?
00:38:21Well, he's gone out for a walk.
00:38:22What about the cable we'll show me now, then?
00:38:23Put the monkeys on that, all right.
00:38:24We might have gone in and out with old Jenkins, but this breeder will have the place laced up tighter on the drum.
00:38:28We'll have to scrub it.
00:38:29Well, what's the matter with him, anyway?
00:38:30What's the matter with him?
00:38:31He's just about the most twisted screw will ever crack down a prison corridor, that's all.
00:38:34Yeah.
00:38:35Here.
00:38:36Well, let Larry up.
00:38:37I think he's on his way up again.
00:38:38Come on, dude.
00:38:39I'll get the carpet up.
00:38:40All right.
00:38:41Come on, step out of the way.
00:38:42All right.
00:38:43Hey, where's that put it?
00:38:44Under it.
00:38:45Under it.
00:38:46Yeah, in there.
00:38:47In there.
00:38:48Snap.
00:38:49All clear?
00:38:50Right.
00:38:51Oh, here he comes.
00:38:52All right, line up.
00:39:01Oh, yes.
00:39:02Oh, yes.
00:39:14Oh, now, this is about the nastiest little collection of villainy as I've seen in one cell for a long time.
00:39:24Dodger Lane, for a start.
00:39:30By the way, whatever happened to that mate of yours?
00:39:33You know, the one who tried to flog a couple of aircraft carriers.
00:39:36Sophie something or other.
00:39:37What was it?
00:39:38Sophie Stevens.
00:39:39I don't know nothing about that.
00:39:40Shut up!
00:39:41I'm talking!
00:39:45Oh, here's another one.
00:39:46Mr. Jelly Knight.
00:39:47Another old acquaintance, never to be forgot.
00:39:49Caught at the old safe-blowing lark again, I suppose, would you?
00:39:55Oh, now.
00:39:57He's a nasty, evil little face I've not met before.
00:40:00Who's this, then?
00:40:01That's Lenny the Dip.
00:40:02Pickpocket, are you?
00:40:04Come here.
00:40:05I'll soon teach you to keep your thieving the lands to yourself.
00:40:10Get back!
00:40:16Well, now, you gentlemen have had it pretty cushy up to now, haven't you?
00:40:19Fretwork classes, basket weaving.
00:40:22Well, that is not my idea of how to run a prison, is it, Mr. Lane?
00:40:26No, Chief.
00:40:27No, Chief!
00:40:28Well, from now on, remember this.
00:40:31It's my ideas that count.
00:40:33Do you understand?
00:40:36By the way, how long is it since you lot had a spell in the quarry?
00:40:39Quarry?
00:40:40The quarry.
00:40:41Nobody works in the quarry, sir.
00:40:43It's been closed for years.
00:40:45Is it really?
00:40:46Yeah.
00:40:47Is it?
00:40:51Well, I'm personally inviting you to a grand reopening ceremony.
00:40:55That'd be nice, wouldn't it?
00:40:57Monday morning.
00:40:58Six o'clock!
00:41:00Six o'clock!
00:41:10Hey.
00:41:11What's that cat doing here?
00:41:12Oh, it's a prison cat, sir.
00:41:13It's named Strangeways.
00:41:14Yes, I've seen some of it, Strangeways.
00:41:15Get them cleaned up and get it out of here.
00:41:16Get it out of here!
00:41:17Six o'clock in the quarry?
00:41:18Well, the papers don't come till seven.
00:41:19Look, what are we going to do, Dodger?
00:41:20Yeah, Dodger, what are we going to do?
00:41:21Don't panic!
00:41:22Let us remember what the poet said.
00:41:23If you can keep your Edsman all about you doing their nuts, you're a better man than I am Gungadin.
00:41:24Who said that?
00:41:25I did, now belt up, I'm thinking.
00:41:26Oh, yeah.
00:41:27Oh, yeah.
00:41:28What's this, then?
00:41:29Not enough rocks to go round?
00:41:30Can't find any more, Chief.
00:41:31See, nobody's been down here alone.
00:41:32What are we going to do, Dodger?
00:41:33What are we going to do, Dodger?
00:41:34Yeah, Dodger, what are we going to do?
00:41:35Don't panic!
00:41:36Let us remember what the poet said.
00:41:37If you can keep your Edsman all about you doing their nuts, you're a better man than I am Gungadin.
00:41:38Who said that?
00:41:39I did, now belt up, I'm thinking.
00:41:42Oh, yeah.
00:41:47What's this, then?
00:41:48Not enough rocks to go round?
00:41:49Can't find any more, Chief.
00:41:50See, nobody's been down here lately.
00:41:51Oh.
00:41:52Well, we'll have to do something about that, then, won't we?
00:41:54Do you know what this is, Mr. Knight?
00:41:55Oh, yes, sir.
00:41:56Dynamite.
00:41:57Dynamite, yes.
00:41:58That's right.
00:41:59I thought you'd recognize it.
00:42:00Let me see.
00:42:01Yeah, I think one will be sufficient.
00:42:02No, I will.
00:42:03No, I will.
00:42:04No, I will.
00:42:05No, I will.
00:42:06No, I will.
00:42:07No, I will.
00:42:08No, I will.
00:42:09No, I will.
00:42:10No, I will.
00:42:11No, I will.
00:42:12No, I will.
00:42:13No, I will.
00:42:14Police division?
00:42:16No, I want you to take this.
00:42:18I want you to stick it in a crack in the rocks there somewhere.
00:42:23Should bring down enough to keep you busy for the rest of the day.
00:42:26Go on.
00:42:37Right now, there's a ten second fuse on that.
00:42:39Might be much of a bang.
00:42:40You too.
00:42:41Come and stand round here.
00:42:42Buy a minute.
00:42:44All right. Light up, Mr. Knight.
00:42:47But, Chief, I'm sorry.
00:42:49I promised the judge I wouldn't muck about with explosives again.
00:42:53I mustn't do it.
00:42:54No, he mustn't do it, Chief.
00:42:55He mustn't do it, Chief.
00:42:58He mustn't do it.
00:43:02I'm out of it!
00:43:14Oh, what's the matter with you like that?
00:43:17Roger, the little bank!
00:43:42Where's the governor?
00:43:42He's... he's gone, Chief.
00:44:02Excuse me, sir.
00:44:04Ah, Mr. Crouch.
00:44:06I hear we've reopened the quarry.
00:44:10Yes, sir.
00:44:11I wish to report a little accident.
00:44:13Not only in the quarry, Mr. Crouch.
00:44:16What about this?
00:44:18Oh, that's a pity.
00:44:21Well, that's what I'm saying, sir.
00:44:22Pity, Mr. Crouch!
00:44:24Do you realize that tomorrow is the day of the Huntley Horticultural Show?
00:44:28Do you know that my marrow would have caused a sensation?
00:44:30And through your crass, stupid idiocy, I shall have to withdraw?
00:44:35Well, then, what do you mean by it?
00:44:36Look, sir, we was at the quarry, and I...
00:44:38I'm not listening to any excuses, Mr. Crouch.
00:44:41In future, confine yourself to routine activities.
00:44:44Excuse me, sir.
00:44:44That's all.
00:44:47Yes, sir.
00:44:51Oh, one moment, Mr. Crouch.
00:44:52Yes, sir.
00:44:53I believe this is yours.
00:45:03Basket weaving tomorrow, Chief?
00:45:07Basket weaving.
00:45:07I'll get you baskets weaving.
00:45:10Don't you worry.
00:45:12I haven't finished with you lot yet.
00:45:13Don't you worry.
00:45:15Here you are, Vicar.
00:45:16Thank you, my good man.
00:45:18You'll find the governor just over there.
00:45:20What, that?
00:45:21Oh, thank you, yes.
00:45:24Yeah, that's what I say.
00:45:25That's crout, isn't it?
00:45:26What's he doing here?
00:45:27Just took over from Jenkins.
00:45:28Go on, blimey.
00:45:30Oh, Lane, what beautiful flowers.
00:45:32You never told me you were gifted with green fingers.
00:45:34Governor, I was just remarking on the sheer beauty of your flower garden.
00:45:38Thank you, Padre.
00:45:38We are the prouder of them.
00:45:41And what about your plans for Lane and his friend?
00:45:43Oh, progressing very favorably.
00:45:44Thank you, governor.
00:45:45I would like to have a word with the boys, if I might.
00:45:47Could I do this?
00:45:48Yes, yes, by all means.
00:45:49In the garden here.
00:45:50In the garden.
00:45:51How pleasant it does to you.
00:45:52Credit, governor.
00:45:53I'm afraid I've suffered rather a sad loss.
00:45:56Oh, I'm sorry.
00:45:57There's my marrow.
00:45:58I beg your pardon?
00:46:00My marrow.
00:46:00Oh.
00:46:01Do you know, I watched it grow since it was that size.
00:46:04Well, I suppose I may just fall back on my roses.
00:46:10What happened to me, sir?
00:46:11Crapped up to rot on it.
00:46:13Yeah, I want to talk to you in the green room.
00:46:22You realize we'll have to scrub the old setup now, Craught's here?
00:46:25What do you mean, we can't do that?
00:46:27Ethel's got all the griff.
00:46:28Lenny's mother's learned her stuff by heart.
00:46:30It's all lined up and ready, I tell you.
00:46:31Before you get this into your thin head, there's no way out of this place.
00:46:35No one ever dig a tunnel?
00:46:37A fellow called Aki did once.
00:46:39During a war.
00:46:39Well, what happened to it?
00:46:41God knows.
00:46:42Well, don't stand there like an idiot.
00:46:43If you can't find one, dig one.
00:46:45Don't you call me an idiot.
00:46:46My ice crew's coming.
00:46:47Two million quid, daughter.
00:46:50Two million quid.
00:46:54Here, Lenny.
00:46:55What?
00:46:56You get the pictures a lot.
00:46:57Well, not now, I don't.
00:46:58No, not now you don't.
00:46:59But when you did, do you ever remember seeing a prisoner of war camp film called The Wooden Horse?
00:47:04There was a lot of fellows.
00:47:05They all escaped from the middle of an exercise yard.
00:47:07How?
00:47:08Dug an hole under a wooden vaulting horse.
00:47:11So what?
00:47:12Well, who can we trust in the cub at a shop?
00:47:26How's it going, Jelly?
00:47:27All right, Dodger.
00:47:29Right.
00:47:30I'll head you down the quarry.
00:47:32Six o'clock and all's well.
00:47:34Come on, Lenny.
00:47:35You're slowing down.
00:47:37I'll get you.
00:47:38Get out.
00:47:42It went right down my neck.
00:47:43Look at my hair all dirty.
00:47:45Ah, shut up.
00:47:46Come on in.
00:47:47Look, how much longer are we going to do this, Dodge?
00:47:49Don't worry, mate.
00:47:50Not much longer.
00:47:51You'll get your truss over there.
00:47:53What do you think this is?
00:47:54I'll let you come.
00:47:55Get that thing out of it.
00:47:56Yes, sir.
00:47:57Oh, Lenny.
00:47:58Three knocks.
00:47:59Danger signal.
00:48:01Dodger, stall them while we fill in, will you?
00:48:04All right, then.
00:48:05Take it up.
00:48:06All right, you, you and you, ship that kid's placing back where it belongs.
00:48:11Uh, Mr. Crown, sir.
00:48:12Yeah, what is it?
00:48:13Do you require us to move this wooden vaulting horse?
00:48:15You heard me.
00:48:16Uh, in other words, you've seen enough of us doing our vaulting.
00:48:20Correct.
00:48:21Well, where would you require us to put it?
00:48:23Back where it came from.
00:48:24Now, get moving!
00:48:28I've covered it, honestly.
00:48:29I just dug all this out.
00:48:32Right, up.
00:48:33Left, right, left, right, left, right.
00:48:41Hold it, hold it.
00:48:42I can see we're going to take all day with this.
00:48:44Scrub around it, put it over there.
00:48:45You lot, fall in over there.
00:48:47Here we just can.
00:48:47Come on.
00:48:48Change that to pockets.
00:48:49Come on.
00:48:49We'll move in.
00:48:50What's the matter with you?
00:48:51You're all slow this morning.
00:48:53Come on.
00:48:55Come on, come on, come on, come on.
00:48:57All right, spread it out, spread it out.
00:48:59Come on, mate.
00:49:00Get a move on.
00:49:00Come on.
00:49:01Hey, we're really going to have some P.T.
00:49:06We're going to have jumping up and down on the spot for a couple of hours.
00:49:09So, it's jumping up and down on the spot.
00:49:12After me.
00:49:15Begin.
00:49:17Hop down, hop down, hop down, hop down.
00:49:21Get your head up, Lane.
00:49:23Get your head up.
00:49:24Hop, hop, hop.
00:49:25Get your head up, Laney.
00:49:26Get your head up, Laney.
00:49:27Get your head up.
00:49:28Get your head up.
00:49:45Oh, don't you stand there?
00:49:45Help me out.
00:49:46Yes, sir.
00:49:47¿Puedo estar ahí?
00:49:49¡Puedo ir!
00:49:50¡Puedo ir!
00:49:58¡Suscríbete al canal!
00:50:04¡Suscríbete al canal!
00:50:17No.
00:50:21No, no.
00:50:23No, no, no.
00:50:25No, no.
00:50:26No, no, no.
00:50:27¡Voy a mi mirada!
00:50:37Maladín.
00:50:39Yo creo que es los worms.
00:50:41¿Las cosas?
00:50:43Take that stupid grin off your face. Give me a box of matches.
00:50:47Well, let's see what little worm's living at the bottom of this hole, shall we?
00:50:55Where do you think you're going?
00:50:58I thought you finished with me, Chief.
00:51:01Keep him jumping up and down till I get back.
00:51:04Yes, sir. Right, Lane. Start jumping.
00:51:07Hop down, hop down, hop.
00:51:10Hop down, hop.
00:51:14Hop down, hop.
00:52:07Inserted for escape, don't you remember?
00:52:09That'd a theory that all the drains led to the outside.
00:52:12Good idea, isn't it?
00:52:13That's a very good idea.
00:52:16aquí, Dodge, what's the good idea?
00:52:18talcaz, what's up down there?
00:52:20What's up?
00:52:20Man we've a million nigger at stake.
00:52:23It's worth a try.
00:52:24It certainly is worth a try, boy.
00:52:26It's worth a try, Dodge.
00:52:27you're the smallest.
00:52:29I'm not, I'm as big as Dodge.
00:52:31You're the smallest Lennie.
00:52:33Now, Lenny, get down here
00:52:34and see where the drains lead to.
00:52:35I'm not going down here.
00:52:36No, no, no, no, no.
00:53:06Go on.
00:53:08Where's Lenny going, Doddy?
00:53:10He's trying to find out which way the drains go, lawyer.
00:53:13Come on, then.
00:53:14Come on.
00:53:15Don't push it, you.
00:53:17There goes down there.
00:53:20Yeah.
00:53:25How you doing?
00:53:26Been half dark down here.
00:53:28Goes round the corner now.
00:53:30And then...
00:53:32I'm slipping!
00:53:36We should never let him do it.
00:53:40Not without a paddle.
00:53:46Well, at least no one can say we haven't tried.
00:53:50Yeah.
00:53:52Listen, how did we get in here?
00:53:54It was like I was trying to tell you the other day.
00:53:56We was in that band and that fella...
00:53:58Kindly give Strangeway some milk.
00:54:00Strangeway's in here any more.
00:54:01Well, kindly don't give him some milk, then.
00:54:03What I mean is what brought us in through the gate?
00:54:05Blood were I, wasn't it?
00:54:07Exactly.
00:54:08That's just how we're gonna get out of here.
00:54:10Where's my fag papers?
00:54:12Get Wilbur.
00:54:16Come on, my little darling.
00:54:18Up you come.
00:54:20You ain't had many flying hours lately, have you, boy?
00:54:21No, he ain't been out since we sent him home to my mum with them gift tokens.
00:54:22That's right.
00:54:23That was Christmas, wasn't it?
00:54:24Yeah.
00:54:25Long time ago.
00:54:26Got him.
00:54:27Here we are.
00:54:28Right.
00:54:29He's getting a bit fat, isn't he?
00:54:30He'd be giving him too many of them cornflakes of yours.
00:54:31Right, that goes in there.
00:54:32Well, say bye-bye, darling.
00:54:33Good old Wilbur, son.
00:54:34Well, say bye-bye.
00:54:35Hello Wilbur, good luck.
00:54:36There we go.
00:54:37All right, all right.
00:54:38Don't panic, don't panic.
00:54:39Food out.
00:54:40That's it.
00:54:41Go on, now.
00:54:42Here you go.
00:54:43Go on.
00:54:44Go on.
00:54:45Go on.
00:54:46Go on.
00:54:47Hey, George, do you reckon you'll make it?
00:54:49No.
00:54:50No.
00:54:51No.
00:54:52No.
00:54:53No.
00:54:54No.
00:54:55No.
00:54:56No.
00:54:57No.
00:54:58No.
00:54:59No.
00:55:00No.
00:55:01No.
00:55:02No.
00:55:03No.
00:55:04No.
00:55:05No, no.
00:55:06No.
00:55:07No.
00:55:09No, no.
00:55:10No.
00:55:11No.
00:55:12¡Suscríbete al canal!
00:55:42Let's have a look at it.
00:55:43His ankles, it's all swelled.
00:55:46Oh, listen to this. Dodger thinks they can make it.
00:55:49Heavens, he wants a black Mariah.
00:55:51He must be balmy. He wants his head examined.
00:55:54Where the hell does he think we can get one of those?
00:55:57Wait a minute. I think I know. It'll cost us a bit.
00:56:00But do you remember that film company bar who got us that post office van?
00:56:03I thought he was doing a stretch.
00:56:05No, no, no. He's out now.
00:56:07I think I can find him. I'll get cracking.
00:56:12I think I can find him.
00:56:42¡Cambio! ¡Cambio, caballero!
00:56:44¡Cambio!
00:56:50¡Cambio!
00:57:10¡Cambio!
00:57:12¡Lock up!
00:57:13¡Yes, sir!
00:57:15¡Well, Sergeant Major, that is stage one of Operation Treasure Test completed!
00:57:19¡Yes, sir!
00:57:20¡Yes!
00:57:29¡Close on me! ¡Close on me!
00:57:32¡Come on, close on me!
00:57:36¡Well, that's the end of phase two!
00:57:38¡You know your positions!
00:57:39¡Yes, sir!
00:57:40¡Right!
00:57:42¡Ah!
00:57:43¡Good evening, Superintendent!
00:57:44Come to see how it should be done.
00:57:45¡Oh, my view, sir!
00:57:46¡One squad car and a motorcycle escort, and we'd have this job done in half for time!
00:57:50¡Ah!
00:57:51¡Lose half the diamonds, too, probably!
00:57:52¡Final political thing to be about that!
00:57:54¡Everything depends upon the safe delivery of these stones, you know!
00:57:57¡You do realise, sir, that you'll block the Portsmouth Road for hours with this lot!
00:58:01¡My dear man, we're not as fools as that, you know!
00:58:03We have our own special route known only to my officers and myself!
00:58:06¡Ready to move, sir!
00:58:07¡Right!
00:58:08¡Move!
00:58:09¡Yes, sir!
00:58:10¡HELP!
00:58:11¡HELP!
00:58:12¡HELP!
00:58:13¡HELP!
00:58:14¡HELP!
00:58:15¡HELP!
00:58:16¡HELP!
00:58:17¡HELP!
00:58:18¡HELP!
00:58:19¡Your understaffer's orders!
00:58:20Good, good.
00:58:23Start up!
00:58:27Excuse me, sir.
00:58:28Are you preparing to use that firearm?
00:58:29I'm about to signal an order.
00:58:31We're maintaining radio silence.
00:58:33You wake up half from London at this rate.
00:58:35Well, mustn't detain you, student attendant.
00:58:37I expect there are plenty of cars parked where they shouldn't be.
00:58:39And please stand clear, will you?
00:58:44Call them in advance!
00:58:46Sampy, they're off.
00:58:47Well done.
00:58:48See you later.
00:58:49Sampy, they're off.
00:58:50Well done.
00:58:51See you later.
00:58:52Sampy, they're off.
00:58:53Sampy, they're off.
00:58:54Well done.
00:58:55See you later.
00:58:56See you later.
00:59:26¡Suscríbete al canal!
00:59:56¡Suscríbete al canal!
01:00:17¿Quieres hacer el canal?
01:00:23¿Crees?
01:00:24¡Suscríbete al canal!
01:00:54Anyway, you're a bit late, aren't you?
01:00:56Late? Lucky to get here at all. Had a hell of a job finding the place.
01:01:16Nice quiet little place you have here.
01:01:20Nothing ever happens here.
01:01:22Seems to me you don't want too much to happen in a place like this.
01:01:25Anyway, what have you brought?
01:01:28Nothing startling for you. Usual sort of collection.
01:01:31Three loan club secretaries, a couple of bigamists and a female impersonator
01:01:35to be delivered to Hampton Jail by order of the quarter sessions.
01:01:38Delivered where?
01:01:39Hampton Jail.
01:01:40Oh, you're miles out. This is Huntley, not Hampton.
01:01:43No wonder we didn't know you were coming.
01:01:45Come on. Come on.
01:01:47Are you sure?
01:01:48Am I sure?
01:01:49All right, all right, all right. What's going on here?
01:01:52Bit of a mix up here, Chief.
01:01:53These prisoners should have been delivered to Hampton.
01:01:56What are you doing here?
01:01:57Getting us up in the middle of the night.
01:01:58Get them over there, quick.
01:01:59Everhart, Chief. I've been driving around all day.
01:02:02Can't I leave them here tonight and pick them up in the morning?
01:02:04Don't push your luck, Sobey.
01:02:06Leave them here? What do you think?
01:02:07This is a doss house?
01:02:08Get that load out of here.
01:02:10All right, Chief, as you say.
01:02:12Get those gates open!
01:02:14Hang on.
01:02:17Haven't I seen you somewhere, Paul?
01:02:19I dare say you have, Chief. I deliver all over the place.
01:02:40Oh, Dodger, darling, it's lovely to see you again.
01:02:48Certainly, Gabbeth, there's a time and place, you know.
01:02:50Well, I've had the bands called twice.
01:02:53I do hope everything goes all right.
01:02:55Won't we have a lovely honeymoon?
01:02:58Marvellous. You and I'll wear him in Dartmoor.
01:03:00I say, it is a bit more lark, ain't it, Lennie?
01:03:02Yeah, ma-ma.
01:03:02And it's trashy.
01:03:04Yeah.
01:03:04It's just like the old times when Daddy and me was first started.
01:03:08Oh, you and Mum, don't cry.
01:03:12You and Mum, blow that, eh?
01:03:13No, go on.
01:03:13Go on, blow. Go on.
01:03:14Silly boy.
01:03:15Go on.
01:03:16That's better.
01:03:18How's it going, Soutby?
01:03:21Marvellous. We've got a good half-hour start on.
01:03:38There we are. Come along. Come along, Lennie.
01:04:00There you are, boy. Down you go.
01:04:02Thank you.
01:04:05Where do you want the traffic lights, Soutby?
01:04:07Ah, wait a minute.
01:04:09Excuse me, Mum.
01:04:11Hold that, Mum.
01:04:13Here we are, Dodger.
01:04:17Just about here.
01:04:23Hang on, schedule traps.
01:04:25End of phase three.
01:04:25Now, then, we strike off this road here and follow the route through these lanes as planned.
01:04:31We hit Portsmouth here.
01:04:33We maintain radio silence unless anything vital crops up.
01:04:36Any questions?
01:04:37No, sir.
01:04:38Sounds perfectly straightforward to me, sir.
01:04:40Right. Stand by to move off.
01:04:42Stand by to move off, Sergeant Major.
01:04:44Stand by!
01:04:45Stand by!
01:04:46Stand by!
01:04:47Stand by!
01:04:47Stand by!
01:04:47Stand by!
01:04:47Stand by!
01:04:47Stand by!
01:04:48Stand by!
01:04:48Why don't you shut up down there?
01:04:51There's people up here trying to sleep.
01:04:54Damn peasants.
01:04:55Well, don't you sit there, man.
01:05:02Stand up!
01:05:05Keep it about a steady 15 miles an hour.
01:05:09Well, don't look so miserable, man.
01:05:11You'll soon be home and dry.
01:05:16I warned you!
01:05:22Advance.
01:05:23Come on, Mum.
01:05:31Hurry up with your cable.
01:05:32Come on, sir.
01:05:33Get a other one.
01:05:40Here.
01:05:41Plug it in, Dodge.
01:05:43There.
01:05:43Get over to the other side of the embankment, boys.
01:05:54You'll find the rest of the gear there.
01:05:56Right.
01:05:56All right, Ethel, dear.
01:06:11Take her away.
01:06:12All right, Sobe.
01:06:13Good luck.
01:06:14Thank you.
01:06:15Let's go.
01:06:46¡FORWARD!
01:07:08¡Santan rear-end-court stop by traffic lights, sir!
01:07:10¡Eh! ¡Oh!
01:07:11¡All right, but we'll link up the other end of this single-line traffic nonsense!
01:07:16The other side of the bridge.
01:08:20Hey, what's this?
01:08:24What's going on here?
01:08:26Help! Help!
01:08:28Let's get out! What's happening?
01:08:30What's going on here?
01:08:32Let's help!
01:08:34Help!
01:08:36Help!
01:08:40Hello? Hello?
01:08:43Sorry to bother you, sir.
01:08:44It appears we have a dislocated track rod, sir.
01:08:47Yeah, well, hurry up and get the damn thing fixed.
01:08:48And don't let that van out of your sight.
01:08:51Van, sir?
01:08:53It ought to be with you by now, sir.
01:08:56With us?
01:08:59What do you mean it ought to be with us?
01:09:04Back!
01:09:05Back!
01:09:07Back!
01:09:09Back!
01:09:15Hey, you don't.
01:09:17Worked like a charm, didn't it?
01:09:18Like a charm.
01:09:19Mind you, I'll really be lucky once we're back in the old jug, then.
01:09:21Yeah, I'd like to see their faces, wouldn't you, eh?
01:09:23Well, thank you.
01:09:33What do we do now, sir?
01:09:35Well, what do you think, you fool?
01:09:37Head to police!
01:09:40Down 999!
01:09:41Down 999!
01:09:41Down 999!
01:09:42Down 999!
01:09:43Down 999!
01:09:44Down 999!
01:09:44Down 999!
01:09:45Down 999!
01:09:48You can't keep them in the cell with you!
01:09:50Who says we're going to keep them in the cell with you?
01:09:51Who says we're going to keep them in the cell with you?
01:09:52Dad!
01:09:53Can I have these for studs?
01:09:54Oh, look at what she wants for studs.
01:09:55Yeah.
01:09:56Now, come on.
01:09:57Hand over.
01:09:58Go on.
01:09:59Oh, Dad!
01:10:00Now, come on.
01:10:01Hand over later.
01:10:02Yeah.
01:10:03Don't let that girl.
01:10:04Lift up there.
01:10:05Oh, look at that old.
01:10:06That's an army.
01:10:07That's stealing, you know.
01:10:08Yeah.
01:10:32We've got an outer way, so get down behind the edge and keep out of sight.
01:10:34Right now, you all set?
01:10:35All know what to do?
01:10:36Yes.
01:10:37Come on, Ned.
01:10:38Oh, Dodger, love.
01:10:41All knoweth no.
01:10:42Later.
01:10:43Go and sleep in the car with Mum.
01:10:44I can't give me mind to it now.
01:10:46Oh, all right.
01:10:47I suppose I shall have to get myself a do-it-yourself honeymoon kit.
01:10:50Always griping you are.
01:10:51Well.
01:10:52Well.
01:11:04I'm so glad you stopped.
01:11:05I don't seem to be sparking properly.
01:11:06You don't?
01:11:07No.
01:11:08Well, I'd better have a look at your little old distributor then, hadn't I?
01:11:09Oh.
01:11:10Oh.
01:11:15I'm so glad you stopped.
01:11:16I don't seem to be sparking properly.
01:11:18You don't?
01:11:19No.
01:11:20Oh.
01:11:21Well, I'd better have a look at your little old distributor then, hadn't I?
01:11:23Oh.
01:11:29Now then.
01:11:30I do hope it's not my big end.
01:11:48There we are, Miss.
01:11:49That ought to do it.
01:11:53Right.
01:11:54Try it now.
01:11:55Oh, that's marvellous.
01:11:56Thanks very much.
01:11:57Oh, it's a pleasure.
01:12:01You can come and empty my dustbin any time.
01:12:25Here, Dodger.
01:12:26Hmm?
01:12:27Are you sure that first stop is our chokey?
01:12:28Yeah.
01:12:29I'll double check.
01:12:30Every Tuesday, Thursday, I'll be prison first call.
01:12:32Second call.
01:12:33Yeah.
01:12:34I forgot about Fred's calf.
01:12:35Oh.
01:12:36Oh.
01:12:37Oh.
01:12:38Oh.
01:12:39Oh.
01:12:41Oh.
01:12:42Oh.
01:12:43Oh.
01:12:44Oh.
01:12:45Oh.
01:12:46Oh.
01:12:47Oh.
01:12:48Oh.
01:12:49Oh.
01:12:50Oh.
01:12:51Oh.
01:12:52Oh.
01:12:53Oh.
01:12:54Oh.
01:12:55Oh.
01:12:56Oh.
01:12:57On nil!
01:12:58Thank you!
01:13:08Dodger?
01:13:09Yeah?
01:13:10How do we know it won't open his safe before 10 o'clock and he keeps a bottle of scotch in
01:13:13there, boy, and he never drinks before opening.
01:13:14Are you sure?
01:13:15Listen, I've been11 finished trusty for 2 years, aren't I?
01:13:17No.
01:13:18God bless.
01:13:19I'll go.
01:13:20Go...
01:13:25¿Qué? ¿Qué haces? ¿Habrán a la in?
01:13:29¡Haba de los pibes!
01:13:31¡Haba de los pibes!
01:13:33¡Haba de los pibes!
01:13:34¡Haba de los pibes!
01:13:35¿Cómo me llena?
01:13:36¡Haba de los pibes!
01:13:37¡Haba de los pibes!
01:13:38¡No lo que sea!
01:13:39¡Mira el ministro de la MP!
01:13:41¡No te preocupes!
01:13:46¡Mira de la mañana!
01:13:48¡Hasta la semana, el de los colegas y reporte por el señor!
01:13:52¡No, no, no!
01:13:55No, no, no, no, no.
01:14:25Yeah, don't forget now.
01:14:27Good luck to you, Count.
01:14:29Here, Doctor.
01:14:31I'm tapping a short.
01:14:33Isn't he amazing?
01:14:35It's got 70,000 nigger coming to him.
01:14:37Why don't you take it out with a gun.
01:14:39No, no, no, do me a favour.
01:14:41I'll leave it under the circumstances.
01:14:43Forget about this for a minute.
01:14:45You remember all the act?
01:14:47Yeah, I've got it.
01:14:49No flask.
01:14:51Ah, there you are.
01:14:53¡Oh!
01:14:55¡Ah, Lance!
01:14:57¡Ah, Lance!
01:14:58¡Your padre has very kindly come to see you safely home!
01:15:01¿Now, uh, you want your railway warrants?
01:15:03¡Oh, sure!
01:15:04¡Let's see now!
01:15:06¡Where are we?
01:15:07¡Let's see!
01:15:09¡Ah!
01:15:10¡There we are!
01:15:13Uh, have you got those books we mentioned, Vicar?
01:15:16¡Oh, yes, of course!
01:15:17Some books for your library governor from my parishioners.
01:15:20¡Oh, dear me!
01:15:21Books!
01:15:22How very kind of them.
01:15:23Thank you very much.
01:15:24I wouldn't like to have to carry this all the way home again.
01:15:27Perhaps you'd like to pile them down there, would you?
01:15:29What a good idea.
01:15:30Yes, I will.
01:15:31Thank you.
01:15:32Thank you.
01:15:37Grow bigger marrows, eh?
01:15:39Haven't seen that one before.
01:15:41That's splendid.
01:15:43I think I shall keep that myself.
01:15:45Well, Padre, thank you very much.
01:15:47It's a pleasure.
01:15:48Well, lads, you've paid your debt to society.
01:15:53Exactly.
01:15:54You can now consider yourselves free men.
01:15:57But before you go...
01:15:59We're free!
01:16:00We're free!
01:16:01We're free!
01:16:02We're free!
01:16:03We're free!
01:16:04We're free!
01:16:05We're free!
01:16:06Yes, I know.
01:16:07Mum!
01:16:08Mum, we're free!
01:16:09We're coming home, Mum!
01:16:11Mum!
01:16:12I'll be home for Christmas!
01:16:13And I want turkey!
01:16:14Would you like to be the governor?
01:16:16We'll go free, don't you?
01:16:17Yes, we're free!
01:16:18We'll be home for Christmas!
01:16:19Mum!
01:16:20We're coming home for Christmas!
01:16:21Mum!
01:16:22Mum, get cooking, will you?
01:16:23Get that turkey on quick, Mum!
01:16:24Oh, it'll be lovely!
01:16:25Here, Dodger!
01:16:26You can come!
01:16:27You can have a leg!
01:16:28And we're gonna have pudding!
01:16:29And you can come and you can have some turkey!
01:16:30Yeah, lovely!
01:16:31Would you like that?
01:16:32But my mum is a machine cook!
01:16:33We're free, guys!
01:16:34Mum!
01:16:35You say I'm free has mentally unhinged him!
01:16:37Get some water, Governor!
01:16:38He's free!
01:16:39Poor lad!
01:16:40Poor lad!
01:16:41Freedom's a heady wine, you know, Governor!
01:16:43What happened, eh?
01:16:44Soon you'll be home with your dear mum.
01:16:45I think the sooner we get him in the fresh air, the better.
01:16:48Yes, a good idea.
01:16:49We'll put him in front of the bus with the window open.
01:16:51Us?
01:16:52Don't you think we'd better go in your car in the circumstances, Victor?
01:16:55Oh, no, leave it to me.
01:16:56The bus is better in every way, I assure you.
01:16:57Oh, yes, yes.
01:16:58Well, we'd better get started, you know.
01:17:00I'm meeting another welfare group on the 1050.
01:17:02I'll come along with you.
01:17:03Capital idea!
01:17:04Yeah, I'll be all right now, brother.
01:17:06Come on, my boy.
01:17:07Come on, my son.
01:17:08Come on.
01:17:09Can you manage my case, Knight?
01:17:10All right, thank you.
01:17:11Thank you, all right.
01:17:12Yeah.
01:17:13Which way?
01:17:14Which over here?
01:17:15Here.
01:17:16Here.
01:17:17Here.
01:17:18What do you mean it's better to go by bus?
01:17:20Don't be silly.
01:17:21There are roadblocks all over the place.
01:17:23You'll never get through in my car.
01:17:24Whereas they won't think of stopping the prison bus.
01:17:26Not with him in it.
01:17:27Come on.
01:17:28Yeah.
01:17:29Yeah, that's true.
01:17:30That's true.
01:17:31Hold it!
01:17:32Hold it!
01:17:33Hold it!
01:17:34You go to the station.
01:17:35I want to pick up the rest of my luggage.
01:17:41Oh, I'm sorry, sir.
01:17:42I didn't know you was there.
01:17:43All right, Mr Crowder.
01:17:44You must, you must.
01:17:45Thank you, sir.
01:17:48Right, driver.
01:18:04Come on.
01:18:05Excuse me, sir.
01:18:06I didn't know you was on the bus, sir.
01:18:07I was just going to collect my cases from the left luggage.
01:18:08Oh, that's all I've described.
01:18:09It won't be a minute, sir.
01:18:10All right.
01:18:11Ah, there you are, Padre.
01:18:12Thank you very much, Governor.
01:18:13Come on.
01:18:14Thank you very much, Governor.
01:18:15Better let it have got my umbrella.
01:18:16Well, goodbye, Mr Crowder.
01:18:17All right, you lot, you'll be back, don't you worry.
01:18:19I'll never help you when you are.
01:18:20You want to be careful who you're talking to, my good man.
01:18:21You're a public servant.
01:18:22I'll have you.
01:18:23I'll shut up.
01:18:24I'm talking.
01:18:25Well, goodbye, Mr Crowder.
01:18:26I'll have you.
01:18:27Shut up.
01:18:28I'm talking.
01:18:29Well, goodbye, mate.
01:18:30Goodbye, sir.
01:18:31Goodbye, sir.
01:18:32Goodbye, sir.
01:18:33I'll be back, sir.
01:18:34I'll never help you when you are.
01:18:35You want to be careful who you're talking to, my good man.
01:18:38You're a public servant.
01:18:40I'll have you.
01:18:41I'll...
01:18:42Shut up.
01:18:43I'm talking.
01:18:48Well, goodbye, mate.
01:18:50Goodbye, sir.
01:18:51Goodbye, sir.
01:18:52Goodbye, Price.
01:18:53Bye, sir.
01:18:54And don't let me see you again.
01:18:55Don't fear, sir.
01:18:56Goodbye, Len.
01:18:57Cheerio, Governor.
01:18:58Goodbye, Padre.
01:18:59Oh, goodbye.
01:19:00Thanks again for all you've done.
01:19:01Don't mention it.
01:19:02Well, if you'll excuse me, I'll just see if my welfare group have arrived.
01:19:05Goodbye, boys.
01:19:07I have an idea that Crowder had me rumbled.
01:19:09I'll keep out of the way until the last moment.
01:19:11See you on the train.
01:19:18Here, Lenny.
01:19:19It's Obie Stevens.
01:19:20It's Obie Stevens.
01:19:21It's Obie Stevens.
01:19:22Tell me Stevens!
01:19:23It's Obie Stevens!
01:19:24It's Obie Stevens!
01:19:26It's Obie Stevens.
01:19:28Tell me Stevens!
01:19:29It's Obie Stevens!
01:19:31¡Sobie Stephens!
01:19:47¡Sobie Stephens!
01:20:01¡Sobie Stephens!
01:20:03¡Sobie Stephens!
01:20:05¡Sobie Stephens!
01:20:07¡Sobie Stephens!
01:20:10¡Sobie Stephens!
01:20:11¡Sobie Stephens!
01:20:13¡Sobie Stephens!
01:20:23I understand the Governor is meeting us here and transports been laid on to take us to the prison.
01:20:27¡Suscríbete al canal!
01:20:57Yeah, you want to watch him? He's always like that with clerical vicars.
01:21:03My dear Patterson, what on earth he's going on?
01:21:05Oh, thank goodness I hear, Governor.
01:21:07This madman suddenly and violently assaulted me from behind.
01:21:11What do you mean by crow?
01:21:14Sir, one of these men is an imposter, sir. His name is Soapy Stevens.
01:21:18I remember him at Parker, sir. He was a con man.
01:21:20What are you talking about?
01:21:21He was a crook, sir.
01:21:22They're all crooks. That's what it is. They're all crooks.
01:21:25My dear Patterson, what can I say?
01:21:27I'm afraid this man has shown signs of this fawn.
01:21:30Now kindly go to the bus and leave me to deal with him.
01:21:33Certainly, Governor.
01:21:41Wells.
01:21:43I'll go and click my luggage, sir.
01:21:45I should.
01:21:47And Crout?
01:21:48Yes, sir.
01:21:49Wouldn't it be better for all of us if you addressed it straight back to where it came from?
01:21:53Cheerio, Croutney.
01:21:56Cheerio, Croutney.
01:21:58Arrivederci, Croutney.
01:22:08Porter, Porter, you, come here.
01:22:10What's wrong with this part of the train?
01:22:12Oh, God, blimey.
01:22:23No sign of him?
01:22:26No.
01:22:27Doctor?
01:22:28Yeah?
01:22:29Sobey's definitely not on the train.
01:22:31Well, he'll have to get to the next one, won't he?
01:22:34Yeah.
01:22:37But I'll use the order.
01:22:42Mr. Law.
01:22:43What?
01:22:44They're coming down the corner and asking questions, Doctor.
01:22:45Sit down, act naturally.
01:22:46What?
01:22:47They can't have tumble.
01:22:48Unless they've got Sobey.
01:22:49Yeah, but even if they got off Sobey, he'd never squirrel.
01:22:53Nah, of course he wouldn't.
01:22:55Nah.
01:22:56Not off Sobey, wouldn't he?
01:22:58No.
01:22:59Sobey's all right, isn't he?
01:23:00Nah, not Sobey.
01:23:01Yeah.
01:23:02Sobey's...
01:23:06Up on the roof, Lenny.
01:23:07You're just trying to move and you might.
01:23:08Up on the roof, Lenny.
01:23:09So why don't you go?
01:23:10Don't up.
01:23:11Get off you.
01:23:12It's always big, isn't it?
01:23:13Stop.
01:23:19It's always big.
01:23:20Yeah, you're very pretty.
01:23:21All right?
01:23:22Come on, Lenny!
01:23:23You're alright?
01:23:24Come on, Lenny.
01:23:25Come on, Lenny.
01:23:26Danny!
01:23:27What?
01:23:28Stay up there and relax until I give her the office.
01:23:29Relax!
01:23:30I'll give her the office.
01:23:31I'll give you the office.
01:23:33Relax.
01:23:34No.
01:23:39Sorry.
01:23:40Right.
01:23:41You, I'll give you the office.
01:23:42I'll give you the office.
01:23:44Relax.
01:23:45I'll give you the office.
01:23:46You won't give you a little bit.
01:23:47No?
01:23:48No, no, no, no, no.
01:24:18You've got the perfect alibi.
01:24:20Yeah. Yeah.
01:24:22That's what we've got, all right?
01:24:24The perfect alibi.
01:24:25Perfect alibi.
01:24:33Oi, Lenny!
01:24:34It's all right to come down now.
01:24:36How have they gone?
01:24:37Give us a bag down first.
01:24:39Hang on, then.
01:24:44All yours, Dutch.
01:24:49Lillie!
01:24:56That wasn't a mild train, was it, George?
01:24:58No, it wasn't.
01:25:10¿Qué vamos a hacer ahora, Dodger?
01:25:13Voy a recargar de Jungs.
01:25:18y ahora, la ceremonia de la preciosa y sagrada
01:25:36de la preciosa preciosa de la tierra de la tierra, mi señor presidente.
01:25:48La preciosa preciosa de la preciosa preciosa, mi señor presidente.
01:26:18La preciosa preciosa.
01:26:48La preciosa preciosa.
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