SHE MADE HER OWN DEAL _ Fresh Off the Boat _ isq - hypnotic (slowed) - video Dailymotion

SHE MADE HER OWN DEAL _ Fresh Off the Boat _ isq - hypnotic (slowed)

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00:00Yes, a child.

00:04I'd like to talk about this $7 blender.

00:07I'll give you four.

00:08Since you're wearing olive green, my favorite color.

00:11Okay.

00:12Oh, shucks.

00:13But I only have three.

00:14Tell you what.

00:15I'll give you three for it,

00:16and I'll pretend I didn't notice the calcium stains in the picture.

00:19You're scaring me.

00:20I'm gonna have to check with my dad.

00:22My boo recently passed away.

00:24Had this exact same vacuum.

00:26It's just who my Aunt Judy was.

00:28Okay, I'll let you have it for $50.

00:34My dad says you don't look like you're worth the hassle.

00:37$3 is fine.

00:39And that'll be $20 for the Joan Baez record.

00:41Oh, I thought it came with the blender.

00:44Did you use Visine for the tears or onion powder?

00:46They're real.

00:47I think about the bargains I missed in the past

00:49to get me in the right headspace.

00:50And then, to get the tears flowing,

00:52I think about all the kittens that died

00:53during the filming of Milo and Otis.

00:55I like you.

00:57Mmm.

00:58.

00:59.