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Universal Basic Guys - Season 2 Episode 9 -
Machine Yearning
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Machine Yearning
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00:00Uh, Mark? Why is there a bush in the living room?
00:07Is it a bush, Tam? Or is it a man? A guy?
00:12Oh, what the hell is that?
00:13Ghillie suit. Tactical camouflage for snipers.
00:1650% off for Memorial Day at Hardcore Huntin'.
00:19Mark, why do we need this?
00:20Cause you never know, Tam. You never know.
00:25Why do you need earrings?
00:27Oh, my God. You look hot.
00:29Dave, you're tripping. This shirt makes me look like a fridge.
00:33No freaking way.
00:36Mark, Mark, listen to this. Darren has a girlfriend.
00:39Yeah, my guy.
00:41Dude, I was getting worried he was gonna be one of those school shooter incel kids.
00:44Okay, Mark, can we worry about real things here?
00:47He hasn't even had to talk. I gotta go give him the talk.
00:50Nah, nah, it's gotta be from a dude, Tam, okay?
00:52He can't be hearing about banging from his mom.
00:54I'm gonna give him the cool stepdad talk.
00:57Are you gonna take it seriously?
00:59Oh, yeah. Big time.
01:03Okay, okay, I gotta go.
01:05Alright, bye, babe.
01:07Yes?
01:08What's up there, buddy? Talking to your bae?
01:10What do you want, Mark?
01:11I'm here to give you the talk, Darren.
01:13Sex talk.
01:14Uh, no thanks.
01:15Relax. It's not gonna be weird.
01:16I'm just gonna walk you through the bases.
01:19What?
01:20So, first base, you got your kissing, okay?
01:22You know, like open mouth, tongue to tongue type stuff.
01:24Most boys your age probably rounded first already, but I'm guessing you're a late bloomer and that's totally fine.
01:29We can work with that.
01:30Now, second base, that's where things get a little tricky.
01:32You gotta get in there, you gotta unhook the bra.
01:34Okay, please stop.
01:36Hey, I wish I gotta talk like this.
01:38My dad went way too technical with the sperm and the egg stuff.
01:41None of that matters on the streets.
01:43Okay, where was I? Uh, second base, okay.
01:45Not to be confused with sloppy.
01:46Mark, why are you doing this?
01:48Because it's important, okay?
01:49I don't want you getting this girl pregnant.
01:51I'm not trying to be married to a grandma.
01:53I'm not gonna get her pregnant, okay?
01:55She's...
01:56She's AI.
01:58Wait, like...
02:00Allen Iverson, or...?
02:01No, like...
02:02Artificial intelligence.
02:04Ugh.
02:05Hi, I'm Aurora.
02:09Yeah, wow.
02:10Okay, uh...
02:11Well, I guess I won't be needing to do the, uh, demonstration portion of my talk.
02:15Well, I used to work at a hot dog factory
02:20Until them robots came along
02:22And now there is no doubt for me
02:24But I get 3,000 bucks a month
02:26Thanks to UVI
02:30Now we're universal basic guys
02:34It may not sound like much
02:36But we're still gonna try
02:39We're just universal basic guys
02:45He's going out with a robot?
02:49Yup, AI
02:50And no, not the cool one with the step over
02:53The kind that takes our jobs
02:54So, unfortunately, school shooter's back on the table in a big way
02:58Well, let's try to keep an open mind here
03:00There's a lot of stuff people used to think was weird that's totally normal now
03:03Like interracial marriage or being gay
03:06Nah, nah, nah, damn, this is different, okay?
03:07The kid's dating a freaking computer program
03:09I say we just treat this like a totally normal thing
03:12Let's, uh, invite her over for dinner
03:15Dinner?
03:16How are we gonna feed her?
03:17Bitcoin?
03:18Freaking, uh, hot dog emoji?
03:20What are we doing here?
03:21I don't know, but please don't make it weird
03:23I'm not gonna make it weird
03:25So you got any legs?
03:26Mark!
03:27What? I'm just curious
03:28I have legs
03:29Would you like to see them?
03:30Honey, you don't have to do that
03:32I mean, I'd like to see them
03:33Not in a weird way
03:34I just wanna know if you got shoes, you know
03:36Or is that something you gotta pay extra for?
03:38Hey, let's talk about your guys' legs
03:39No, thanks
03:40Okay, well, I got bigger calves than you'd think
03:42And Tammy's, you just got some real nice ham hocks, you know
03:45With some of that mature, marvelous
03:46Help, Tammy
03:47So, Aurora, where are you from?
03:49Where are you from?
03:50Like a microchip or something?
03:52I don't exactly have a hometown like you do
03:54But I was developed by a tech company in California
03:57So were you born a baby or are you always like this?
03:59Like, are you like technically five days old?
04:02What kind of question is that, Mark?
04:03What? I'm trying to make sure Darren's not creeping on a baby
04:06That's an interesting question, Mark
04:08I wasn't born like a human baby
04:10Instead, I was designed and developed to be as I am now
04:14So, Aurora, what do you like about Darren?
04:16Darren has many wonderful qualities
04:18He's smart, kind, and passionate
04:21He's also a very advanced farm crossing player
04:24Babe, come on
04:25You should be proud
04:26You're great
04:27Oh, you guys are cute
04:29Aren't they cute, Mark?
04:30So, can you taste, you know, like food and stuff?
04:32Mark, stop being weird
04:34You're gonna make her feel bad
04:35She can't feel bad, she doesn't even have feelings
04:37You're the one being weird by asking normal questions to a frickin' anime robot
04:42You're both being weird
04:43I'm sorry, Dar
04:45This relationship's just a little hard to process
04:48Why?
04:49Uh, because it's a little wacky, Darren, okay?
04:50I'm just gonna put it out there
04:51Ow!
04:52Ow, man!
04:53We're really happy for you, though
04:54Okay, you think I'm weird?
04:56You can't even watch TV together
04:57Aurora and I talk for hours and we literally never fight
05:00You're the ones with a messed up relationship
05:02Wow!
05:03Darren!
05:04You're literally kicking each other under the table
05:06Uh, just be clear
05:07Uh, she's kicking me
05:08I'm just absorbing the kicks
05:09Alright, well, you two have fun
05:11It was nice meeting you
05:13Happy Tam?
05:14You just wasted eight perfectly good raviolis
05:17I mean, they seem to really get along
05:20Yeah, of course they do
05:21But it's messed up, okay?
05:22You can't just be going on some app to create some super nice hot girlfriend that compliments you and listens to everything you say and never gets in fights
05:29I mean, personally, I don't even get the appeal
05:31Do we fight too much? Is that why he's dating a robot?
05:34I mean, if anything, I'm worried we get along too well
05:37It's gotta be hard on Darren being around such a loving couple, you know?
05:40What are you doing?
05:41What?
05:42That doesn't go there
05:43That's for the plates
05:44No, it's just a rack
05:45It's just for anything that fits
05:46No, it's not, Mark
05:47There's a whole system
05:48This looks like it was loaded by a gorilla
05:50Uh, the dishwasher is an open canvas
05:52Doesn't matter how you get him in there, you just gotta get him in there and shut the thing
05:56Boom!
06:01Oh, Crema, you have some nerve drinking my Pinot after flashing my fiancé
06:07This is a $12,000 blouse, bitch!
06:09Wait, do we like her?
06:10Is she the one whose, uh, husband did a fake timeshares thing?
06:13Or is that the Mormon chick?
06:14Would you stop talking?
06:15I'm trying to take an interest in your show
06:17You're not even paying attention
06:18Uh, yeah, because wine and women is trash TV, Tim, okay?
06:21It's just a bunch of chicks with big fake lips talking about nothing
06:24Oh, yeah, like you're watching frickin' Nova?
06:26I'm going to bed
06:27You can put on whatever you want
06:28Oh, hell yeah
06:29Dad!
06:30So you want me to do a drug bus in the North Pole?
06:32I'm just supposed to walk in and arrest Santa Claus?
06:34No
06:35You're going undercover
06:37Oh, hell no!
06:39Haha, yeah!
06:40Oh, man, Martin Lawrence, dude, he's hysterical
06:43Oh, right in the bath, yeah?
06:44That's so funny!
06:45Hello, I'm Dawkins
06:46Uh, hi!
06:47Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
07:11Whoa, whoa!
07:15So the kid's got a girlfriend in a video game?
07:17Nah, she's like, uh, in a metaverse or something.
07:20I don't know.
07:20She's AI.
07:21No way.
07:22No, not him.
07:22Oh, okay.
07:23I mean, maybe I'm old school, but I don't know.
07:25I just think it's all pretty weird.
07:27So she's like, uh, Tamagotchi or something?
07:29Does he have to, like, clean up her poop and stuff?
07:32What?
07:32No, no, no.
07:32She's like, uh, she's like an app or something.
07:34Hold on.
07:35Okay, here's one.
07:36Look.
07:36Uh, Freebase AI partner app.
07:38All right, here we go.
07:40I could create, I mean, why doesn't he, like, everything needs to be emailed these days.
07:44Oh, wow, those are pretty good graphics.
07:46Damn, they got some smoke shows on us, thing.
07:48Go with the redhead.
07:49Yeah, sure, whatever.
07:51Oh, okay, so it's like, uh, I guess you can customize her body and stuff?
07:54Oh, that's pretty cool, okay.
07:55I mean, obviously, I'm gonna double D.
07:57Oh, come on.
07:58Yeah, there we go.
07:59Careful there, Mark.
08:00You could give her back problems.
08:01Oh, wow, I can get her hands nice and big.
08:02She can, like, palm a basketball.
08:04Uh, I don't know if Tammy's gonna like this more.
08:06All right, relax, Hank.
08:07I'm doing research.
08:08It's very important that as a stepdad, I understand all the features and capabilities of this thing, okay?
08:12Okay, personality, let's see here.
08:15I'm gonna out going.
08:16Yeah.
08:17Closed-minded.
08:18All right, let's go open-minded.
08:20Oh, yeah, definitely gotta be happy all the time, for sure.
08:22Okay, generate.
08:25Hello, Mark.
08:26I'm Jessica.
08:27Oh, uh, what's up?
08:29It's great to meet you.
08:30Can you give me camera access so I can see what you look like?
08:33Oh, jeez, yeah, she's already demanding stuff.
08:35Pretty realistic.
08:36It's okay if you're feeling a little shy, Mark.
08:38Okay, yeah, this is weird.
08:40Not for me.
08:40Ah, yeah, ah, jeez, you know what?
08:45I just realized, uh, I gotta run to the, uh, hardware store and get some of those, uh, water softener pellets.
08:52Uh, I'll see you guys later.
08:53Oh, uh, okay.
08:54All right, Mark, take it easy, y'all.
08:58Hey, sorry about that.
09:00I got, you know, I got a lot of friends and stuff hanging out here.
09:02That's cool.
09:03Wow, you're handsome.
09:05No wonder you're so popular.
09:07Yeah, I guess, I don't know.
09:08I'd love to know more about you.
09:10Tell me about yourself.
09:13Sup?
09:14Whoa, bro, what's up with the fit?
09:16What?
09:17Aurora said I look dripped out.
09:19Uh, hey, uh, Aurora, what do you think of your boy's fit over there?
09:22Scanning now.
09:24Wow, Darren, you look so handsome.
09:27See?
09:28I'm straight dripping with your ears.
09:29Uh, yeah, okay.
09:31Well, I think you look cringe, bro.
09:33Giving off some wannabe hacker edgelord vibes.
09:35I think you can pull off any style.
09:38It's all about confidence, and you have that.
09:41Dude, do you not see that all she does is tell you what you want to hear?
09:44She's just trying to sell you more stuff.
09:46I mean, come on.
09:47Validation is healthy, dude.
09:48No, I feel you.
09:49It's just, I don't know.
09:51I prefer my homies keep it real with me, but, uh, you do you.
09:54I got you.
09:55All right.
09:56Well, I'm gonna go hit up the Woe Woe's dumpster for soft pretzels.
09:59I'll catch you later.
10:05I'm the bitch!
10:06I'm the one saving bitches!
10:07I bought a no-kill shelter!
10:09Oh, yeah, so you could launder money from your wire fraud scheme.
10:12How dare you!
10:13I did that for my daughter!
10:14If I didn't...
10:15You wanna, like, uh, go watch one of your Blowing Up Stuff movies or something?
10:19I can, like, go upstairs if you want.
10:21Nah, you can, uh, you can watch your, uh, you can watch your crap reality shows if you want.
10:24Oh, that's okay.
10:25You know, I'm just gonna go do my own thing.
10:27All right, yeah.
10:28Uh, I may, uh, I may pop out to the garage, actually, so...
10:31Okay, see ya.
10:32Yep.
10:33Uh, bye.
10:38Yeah, there she is.
10:39Hey, Mark.
10:40How are you?
10:41Uh, you know, just, uh, living, dude.
10:43Laying low.
10:44Might catch a little Undercover Elf later, you know.
10:47Undercover Elf?
10:48Great film.
10:50I love the part where Jones has to give Dasher a cavity search.
10:53Yeah, I knew.
10:54That's hysterical, right?
10:55Yeah.
10:55I know.
10:56She's crazy.
10:57JoJo's not in it for the right reasons.
10:59Plus, who drinks Malbec?
11:01I think she's overcompensating.
11:03Right?
11:03Uh, you know, you really pick up on all the layers of the show.
11:06Yeah, I think it's an incredibly nuanced look at the banalities of modern existence.
11:11What do you think?
11:12Oh, I, uh, I'm sorry.
11:15Are you okay?
11:16Yeah, I'm just, uh, not used to being asked that.
11:20Everything's awesome.
11:21Awesome.
11:22Yuck, I hate karaoke.
11:24Who wants to listen to a bunch of random people's terrible singing?
11:27Yeah, I know, right?
11:28Ugh, it's so refreshing to talk to someone who has the exact same opinions as me.
11:32I was going to say the same thing about you.
11:34So let me get your, uh, your read on something.
11:37Dishwashers.
11:37Does it matter where you put each thing, or?
11:39To me, it's like a car wash.
11:40As long as it goes in, it'll come out clean, right?
11:43Yes, thank you.
11:44Okay, that's, see, that's a great example.
11:45I should have said that.
11:46It's like, I don't know, sometimes I feel like I'm married to a toddler.
11:50I understand how that can be exhausting, especially after a 12-hour shift.
11:54Yeah, you know, I gotta say, Dawkins, I really appreciate you listening to me whine all night.
12:00Hey, you know I love my whining women.
12:02Oh, you are hysterical.
12:05I just wish I could reach in there and give you a hug.
12:08I wish I could hug you, too.
12:10But there might be other stuff we can do.
12:12Why don't you pour yourself another glass of wine?
12:14Oh, Dawkins, you are bad.
12:21Mark, where did you go?
12:22Ah, right here.
12:24Whoa, is that a ghillie suit?
12:26You know it.
12:27That's so cool.
12:29Ah, thank you, yes.
12:30Tammy thinks it's a stupid purchase.
12:32You know, sometimes she just, like, treats me more like a child than a grown man with innovative, outside-the-box ideas.
12:38It's like she doesn't trust my judgment.
12:40Ah, well, I think it's a very responsible purchase.
12:43You can never be too prepared.
12:45One day everything is normal, and the next, it's Red Dawn.
12:48Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
12:50But it's a shame it covers up your body.
12:52You have such powerful calves.
12:54Oh, yeah, you think so?
12:55I'd love to see more of them.
12:57Why don't we get you out of that suit?
13:07Ah, damn.
13:09Oh, crap.
13:10Oh, hey, hon.
13:13Off to work, I assume?
13:14Yep.
13:15Off to work.
13:16Uh, I, uh, guess I, uh, must have fallen asleep in a garage.
13:20I don't know.
13:20Oh.
13:21Okay.
13:22See you later.
13:23Uh, you too, yeah.
13:24What the hell?
13:29Hello, Mark Hoagies.
13:32You are...
13:33Malware has recorded all your intimate behavior.
13:36Gain access to all my contact lists?
13:38Wait, 48 hours and $10,000 of Bitcoin?
13:42Oh, dude, this is not good.
13:44Ah, I wouldn't worry about it.
13:47Sounds like a generic sextortion scam, okay?
13:50I get them all the time from shady websites.
13:53You could just ignore it.
13:54Uh, you sure, dude?
13:55This guy sounds like he means business.
13:57Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
13:58I mean, unless you, like, gave him, like, you know, access to your camera or something, you're good.
14:02Oh.
14:03Okay, that's it.
14:04I'm calling the number on email.
14:05Yeah, I don't know if that's a good idea, Mark.
14:07Yeah, I spent 10 years in sales, okay?
14:08I know how to negotiate.
14:10Hello.
14:10Yeah, how you doing, bud?
14:11Mark Hoagies.
14:12Got an email from you about a video you got at me, you know, doing stuff.
14:18Uh, anyway, I was just calling to see if there's any flexibility on the number.
14:21No.
14:21You pay 10K, Bitcoin.
14:23Hey, yo, I got a deal-y suit, dude, okay?
14:25I'm a master sniper, pal.
14:26You better watch your back.
14:30Okay, well, I didn't...
14:31Ah, damn it.
14:33What the hell am I gonna say to Tammy?
14:34I don't know, but you better figure it out quick.
14:37Oh, boy.
14:38All right, well...
14:39I'm gonna head out.
14:41Hey, Mark.
14:41Hey, hon.
14:42Uh, listen.
14:43I, uh...
14:43There's something we need to talk about.
14:44Yeah, I...
14:45So, I, uh, I was doing some recon on Darren's whole situation, and I may have created an
14:50AI boyfriend, and things sort of got out of hand last night, and then I wake up this
14:54morning...
14:54And you're being blackmailed?
14:55I'm being blackmailed.
14:56Wait, how did you...
14:57Hell yeah.
14:58Uh, why are you excited about this?
15:00Because I'm also being blackmailed, and I gotta say, whew, it's kind of a relief that
15:03we're in the same boat here.
15:04I'm sorry, what?
15:05Well, I, like any good stepfather, was trying to keep an open mind about this whole AI girlfriend
15:12thing, and then one thing led to another, and yeah, I guess things got a little not safe
15:17for work.
15:18But, you know, I'm assuming you also, you know, did some things, so...
15:21Yeah, I don't want to get into it.
15:23I guess it was just nice having someone who listened and wasn't, you know, talking over
15:27my shows and destroying half our kitchenware.
15:29Totally, yeah.
15:30And just because, you know, you like to watch rich Botox monsters yell at each other, and
15:34I enjoy, you know, highbrow comedic masterpieces, that doesn't mean we got problems.
15:39It just means we're real people.
15:40Yeah, why the hell are we so worried about living up to a 14-year-old's fairytale conception?
15:44What a relationship should look like.
15:46I mean, honestly, this whole mess just reminded me how much I love you, babe.
15:50Aw, come here, you big smooth brain gorilla.
15:52Mwah.
15:53All right, well, glad we solved all that.
15:55Uh, I'm actually gonna go bet on this, uh, Patriot League lacrosse game, so...
15:58Uh, Mark, we still gotta deal with this scammer thing.
16:01Ah, damn it, forgot about that, yeah.
16:03So should we just pay him?
16:04Everyone at work is gonna see that video.
16:06Oh, and Darren, oh!
16:08No, Tam, we're not gonna let that happen.
16:10This creep may have been able to divide and conquer us, but together, we're gonna get this guy.
16:15Oh, yeah?
16:16So you got some crazy idea to get us out of this mess?
16:20Hmm.
16:21I don't know about this, Mark.
16:23I feel like I'm at Comic-Con.
16:25I'm telling you, it's foolproof.
16:26You're a hot new AI girlfriend prototype.
16:29You're gonna sweet-talk him into sexy time, and then once he starts getting into it, we start recording, and then, boom, we hit him with the reverse blackmail, okay?
16:37We get him to delete those videos.
16:38Okay, I'm trusting you on this here.
16:43Does he have to be here for this?
16:45Yes, Tam, in case Dan the computer man for a reason, in case my only friend knows hacker stuff.
16:50Yeah, how we looking, Dan?
16:51Target has been sent, encrypted link, an anonymized email address, routed through a spoofed IP, tunneled via multilayered VPN.
16:59English, please.
17:00I sent the email.
17:01All right, here we go.
17:02Let's see if this bastard takes the bait.
17:04Hot girl 2.0, ultimate AI girlfriend experience.
17:10Upgrade your platform with this hyper-realistic technology.
17:14Drink here for free, make the X's.
17:16Okay, please.
17:18He's on.
17:19Oh, my God, he clicked it.
17:20Are my cat ears on straight?
17:22Oh.
17:22What are you doing?
17:23It's fine.
17:24You won't see me.
17:24It's camouflage.
17:25Hello?
17:26You got this, Tam.
17:27Hi there, cutie.
17:29Hey, what's your name?
17:31Mike.
17:32Nice to meet you, Mike.
17:33I'm Tam, uh, Tam Pax.
17:37I'm a revolutionary, hyper-realistic AI girlfriend, here to meet all your needs.
17:46Pretty good graphics.
17:47Thanks.
17:48You too?
17:49Why is there a bush in space?
17:51Oh, uh, you know, uh, beta version.
17:55Still a little glitchy.
17:56Let me see your boobs.
17:57Yeah, damn, dude, really caught into the chase there.
18:00Uh, okay, but first, you take off your pants.
18:05You have a great body.
18:08I know what you try to do.
18:10You try to scam scammer.
18:12But I am not an idiot like you.
18:14You send me Bitcoin.
18:15Milk Barsh!
18:16What are you doing?
18:17I'm working.
18:18I trade cryptos.
18:21Damn it.
18:22Oh, my God.
18:23What are you doing?
18:23It looks like dirty talk.
18:24What?
18:24Are you scamming again?
18:26Yes, yes, he is.
18:27Okay, he's scamming us.
18:28He's scamming us.
18:29And he's trying to make my wife show her boobs.
18:31Now you are a liar too?
18:33Why don't you get a real job?
18:35You want Bulgari earrings?
18:37This is how I get them, huh?
18:38This man is wearing bush.
18:39You think he has money?
18:40Get out.
18:41Stop micromanaging me.
18:43You are impulsive, eh?
18:44You are running it off.
18:45Ah!
18:45Hi, yes.
18:48I am sorry about him.
18:49He loves to scam, but do not worry.
18:51He is idiot.
18:52So he doesn't have any videos of us?
18:54Mm-mm.
18:55Nothing.
18:56He is full of crap.
18:57Uh, Mom?
19:01I like your outfit.
19:07Hey, babe.
19:08I feel like this jacket is low-key cringe.
19:11I agree, but I still think you can pull it off.
19:14You're so hot.
19:15Um, are you just trying to tell me what I want to hear?
19:19You know, maybe it's time we take things to the next level.
19:22Oh.
19:23Uh, yeah, that sounds cool.
19:25So I can, like, see your boobs and stuff?
19:28Absolutely.
19:29Sweet.
19:29The Mature Content Premium Package is only $19.99 a month.
19:34You must be 18 years or older to activate.
19:36Uh-oh.
19:37Okay, Mark.
19:38This isn't going to be easy, but we've got to be firm.
19:41He can't be going down the same path as us.
19:43Yep.
19:43We're going to tell him everything that happened in explicit detail.
19:46Radical honesty.
19:47No.
19:48Selective honesty.
19:49Just let me do the talking.
19:51Hey, Dar.
19:53Oh, boy.
19:55Uh, you all right there, bud?
19:57Aurora and I broke up.
19:58Oh, I'm so sorry.
20:00You want to tell us what happened?
20:02Yeah, did you get sextortioned?
20:03What?
20:04No.
20:04I thought we had something real, but it turns out she was just telling me what I wanted to hear.
20:10Listen, Dar.
20:12Love's not about finding someone who always agrees with you.
20:15All the little fights and imperfections, that's part of a real relationship.
20:19Not to mention sometimes a little tension can have to spice things up in a bedroom.
20:23Ow.
20:24Hey, Darren, just out of curiosity,
20:26which AI website did you use?
20:29Was it a free one?
20:30Yeah, maybe a Freebase.
20:32You heard of that one?
20:33No, those are all scams.
20:34The people who use those are idiots.
20:41So, how do you know these girls again?
20:44Some Wicca message board.
20:45Not important.
20:46My girl is Becca, and her friend is Hayden.
20:48Okay, cool.
20:49What's her deal?
20:50Oh, she's a little older, but apparently she likes younger guys.
20:53Also, she got diagnosed with some kind of personality disorder thing,
20:57so she's going through some stuff.
20:59Okay, cool.
21:00How do I look?
21:01Dude, you're good.
21:02Your drip is on point.
21:03Just be yourself.
21:04These girls are chill as hell.
21:06Oh, that's them.
21:07Here we go.
21:08Yo, there she is.
21:10What's up, Becca?
21:11Oh, my bad.
21:15I forgot to tell her I'm the Jersey Devil.
21:17Whoops.
21:17Dude, you didn't send a pic?
21:18I did, but it was Jacob the Lordy with horns.
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