Trevor Noah Talks Jennifer Lopez, Bernie Sanders in an Epic Game of Fishing for Answers

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'The Daily Show' host cost confesses on having a huge crush on Jennifer Lopez at age 12.

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00:00Yeah, we need new tape. This is dead.

00:05New tape.

00:07New tape.

00:10They searched for tape, but they could not find it.

00:14The chute forever hampered.

00:17What would a world without tape be? Nobody knew.

00:21And yet they tried.

00:23They tried and tried.

00:25But there was no tape.

00:27They had to hold the microphone forever.

00:30Well, they found another piece of tape.

00:36They suggested he put it on his skin.

00:39He said, I'll try.

00:41I'll try.

00:42But he didn't want to try.

00:48It didn't work, but he lied.

00:49I think it works.

00:51All right, let's do it.

01:00I'm Trevor Noah, and I'm about to go fishing for answers.

01:07All right, let's do this.

01:08I don't know what's in the bowl.

01:10I don't know what's in my head.

01:11So I guess it's a fair game.

01:12Question one.

01:13Who was your first celebrity crush?

01:17I would have to say it was Jennifer Lopez.

01:20If you had my love and I gave you all my trust, would you comfort me?

01:24And I answered from my bedroom as, I think, a 12-year-old boy.

01:29Yes, J-Lo.

01:30I would comfort you dearly.

01:32And then she got married without me.

01:36Next question.

01:38You had a great segment on The Daily Show about Bernie Sanders' public access show from the 80s.

01:43Can you reenact Bernie talking to the kids?

01:45Oh, this is fun.

01:46This is one of my favorite segments because a lot of people don't know this about Bernie Sanders,

01:49but he's one of the most consistent human beings you'll ever come across.

01:52And what I like about him is that he doesn't panda.

01:55So it doesn't matter if he's talking to constituents or 10-year-olds, Bernie's always going to be like,

01:59What do you think we should do about the economy in this area?

02:03And one of the kids was like, I don't want to go to school.

02:06And he was like, well, you know what?

02:07You're dumb.

02:08I'm trying to argue with these kids.

02:09They think they're very smart and that school is not important.

02:12Yeah.

02:13Is that right?

02:13Well, I disagree with you.

02:15All right?

02:15I think you're dumb.

02:22All right, next question.

02:25How do you do your sexy red carpet pose?

02:28I'll be honest with you.

02:30No one's ready for my sexy red carpet pose.

02:33On the carpet, I try and keep it PG.

02:35I try and keep it safe for everyone watching at home.

02:38Because once I bring sexy, there's no coming back from that.

02:43What's the biggest misconception about comedians?

02:46The biggest misconception about comedians is that we spend all our time making jokes everywhere we go.

02:53But the truth is we're very normal, calm, depressing people.

03:00And we make jokes.

03:01All right.

03:03Final question from the bowl.

03:05Which guest from your show surprised you the most when you interviewed them?

03:11Huh.

03:11Which guest?

03:12I would have to say it was Michael Hayden, ex-director of the CIA.

03:17Because I thought he was going to come in and just say no comment to every question.

03:22But he told me what it was like to run the CIA.

03:25He told me how hard it was to live in a world where you have to decide when to attack people before they attack you.

03:30And you know that there's a life on the other end of every single decision that you're making.

03:34It was honestly one of the most enlightening conversations I've had with a person.

03:38And I genuinely was surprised by it on the show.

03:41And yeah, I'm eternally grateful to him for just coming on the show and burying his soul.

03:47That was really fun.

03:49And the bowl is empty.

03:51Which means I get to go home.

03:53Goodbye, everybody.

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