Im a Celebrity, Get Me Out of Here - Season 25 Episode 02 The Divey
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00:00:00Oh
00:00:06My god
00:00:23Jesus what what's that? We're going company in state tonight
00:00:30What do you think of our coffee bad?
00:00:42Slip so good course you did you're in like paradise up there
00:00:53Yeah something prison or something I'm a bit scared for this right a lot
00:01:00Oh
00:01:05Okay, don't do that
00:01:10Compliments to the chefs
00:01:12No, no, no, no, no, no don't do that
00:01:19The honeymoon is well and truly over I'm reality is starting to bite because the jungle takes no prisoners
00:01:26It's time to stand up and be counted here on I'm a celebrity
00:01:29Get me out of here
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00:02:07Good morning good evening and welcome to Australia where right now ten celebrities are down there right down there living exactly as our ancestors did thousands of years ago
00:02:17Of years ago sleeping outside cooking on a basic fire and having their entire lives controlled by the I'm a celebrity app mmm good to get back to basics
00:02:26Isn't it? Yeah good to get back to basics coming up on a bumper show tonight. There's the first deals on wheels of the series
00:02:32Woo
00:02:34They love it here Martin Kemp talks James Bond auditions
00:02:37Ooh
00:02:38Plus Ruby Wax and Ginge take on a truly epic eating trial
00:02:41This time last week Ginge was in his bedroom playing FIFA but seven days later he's gone from screaming while he beats Arsenal to screaming while he eats an Arsenal
00:02:49Ahhhh
00:02:52Save it, save it, don't do it
00:02:54It's good though
00:02:55It's good
00:02:56It's good, it's a belter
00:02:57It's a belter
00:02:58As always with the trials you're in control of who does them so make sure you download the AmiCelebrity app and register to vote
00:03:04Do it now
00:03:05Okay aunt, okay
00:03:06But we start with an unexpected visitor sneaking into camp in the dead of night
00:03:11An annoying little creature who's often found eating leftovers and sniffing around the bin
00:03:17You've got to stop doing that
00:03:18I wasn't in there long
00:03:19A rat scared me off
00:03:47I slept so good
00:03:56Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
00:03:59I slept so good
00:04:00I looked over our guys on the basic beds
00:04:04You know I did feel sorry for them, I did
00:04:06But it also made me realise, yeah
00:04:08At any given time those beds could be taken away from you and you'll be back down there
00:04:13So I've got to make the most of it and I am, oh I am
00:04:17Morning my lovelies
00:04:19Morning
00:04:20Morning darling
00:04:21I have to say you guys smell so much better this morning
00:04:23Do we?
00:04:24We're not that bad were we?
00:04:26Yeah, you've done a little tango with nature
00:04:29So we're back on track
00:04:30We've aired ourselves out
00:04:32We're back on track
00:04:33Oh man, that was a good sleep, oh I slept so good
00:04:37Of course she did
00:04:38No, don't do that
00:04:39You're in like paradise out there
00:04:40Don't do that
00:04:41Don't do that
00:04:42Don't do that
00:04:43Come on
00:04:44Look at this
00:04:45Not even, look at this not even a blanket
00:04:46They have really been spoilt rotten these boys
00:04:49They are literally living their best lives
00:04:51And we are just slumming it in our rock hard beds
00:04:54I've just had to block it out though
00:04:56Do you know whether there is um
00:04:59You look absolutely gorgeous Ruben
00:05:02Do I?
00:05:03Which part of me?
00:05:04Every part of you
00:05:05No, start
00:05:06Honestly every part
00:05:07There's a little part
00:05:08Your hair looks amazing
00:05:09Honestly you look like you just walked in here
00:05:11I looked like this when I came in
00:05:13I know it hasn't improved
00:05:15Waking up this morning it is completely like a dream
00:05:19I can't believe this is where I am
00:05:22But everybody is really smiling at you and you think
00:05:25I love this group
00:05:31You alright?
00:05:34Oh God
00:05:36I've just felt my toothbrush
00:05:39No
00:05:40I can't go three weeks without my toothbrush
00:05:43My breath will stink
00:05:45No one wants that
00:05:46That's like worse than a trial smelling my breath after not cleaning them for a couple of days
00:05:50Oh please be careful Lisa
00:05:52Oh Lisa no
00:05:53I've got this as a handle
00:05:54It's fine
00:05:55Where do you think it was?
00:05:57It's there
00:05:58I think it's right in...
00:05:59Yeah but where's there baby?
00:06:00I just saw it a minute ago
00:06:02Yeah
00:06:03Ah
00:06:04You got it?
00:06:05Have you got it?
00:06:06Got it
00:06:07Smashed it
00:06:08Oh Lisa
00:06:09No bother
00:06:10Look at you
00:06:11See?
00:06:12Oh you're brilliant
00:06:13Lisa saved the day
00:06:14She got right down there
00:06:15Don't even think she's allowed down there to be honest
00:06:17She's breaking the rules and everything
00:06:18She's a bad man
00:06:19Yeah?
00:06:20She retrieved the toothbrush
00:06:21Climbed over the fence
00:06:22Bob's your uncle
00:06:23I'm going to meditate
00:06:27Nice
00:06:28Anybody want to go with me?
00:06:30Meditate?
00:06:31Yeah
00:06:32How do we meditate?
00:06:33Oh I'll tell you
00:06:34Are you doing like a guided thing?
00:06:35Yeah I can do that
00:06:36Can you?
00:06:37I've never meditated before
00:06:38Have you not Kelly?
00:06:39No
00:06:40You'll find yourself
00:06:41Really?
00:06:42You will find yourself
00:06:43It's really nice
00:06:44I mean to be honest I just wanted to go
00:06:45Because I was so fascinated by how she would do it
00:06:49Put your spine up
00:06:53So you're feeling really grounded
00:06:56So then we'll just send our focus to a sense
00:06:59So just send it to sound
00:07:01And then in a couple seconds you'll notice that the thoughts are coming in
00:07:06Because they have to
00:07:07Otherwise you're not human
00:07:09Okay
00:07:10You can open your eyes or wiggle your toes
00:07:14Is that okay?
00:07:15Yeah
00:07:16Amazing
00:07:17So relaxing
00:07:18It's really a science
00:07:19How did you learn all of it?
00:07:20Because I went to university ten years ago
00:07:23Ten years ago?
00:07:24Yeah
00:07:25Got my degree
00:07:26In what?
00:07:27In what?
00:07:28In neuroscience, mindfulness and cognitive therapy at Oxford
00:07:31And I was really stupid as a kid
00:07:33What did they think when you walked into the classroom?
00:07:35The **** knows
00:07:36The **** knows
00:07:38They thought here's
00:07:39You know what I mean?
00:07:40They were snobby
00:07:41Were they?
00:07:42They were snobby, yeah
00:07:43Thank you so much
00:07:45We've bonded over something that's so beautiful which is peace
00:07:49And it was driven purely by Ruby
00:07:52She's just, you know, she's iconic
00:07:54Who wants me to make rice and beans?
00:07:56I'll eat it
00:07:57Okay
00:07:58Yeah, I'll probably eat it
00:07:59Okay
00:08:00You know what?
00:08:01Should I put the beans in with the rice?
00:08:02Yes
00:08:03Okay
00:08:04Absolutely
00:08:05I think
00:08:06That might be my terrain
00:08:08Rice woman
00:08:10Oh, look at this
00:08:12It's like
00:08:13It's like we're in prison or something
00:08:15I'm a bit scared for this rice, I'm not going to lie
00:08:19Thank you
00:08:20Two?
00:08:21Yes, please
00:08:22Two
00:08:23Thank you
00:08:24You're welcome
00:08:25Oh, I'm struggling with this
00:08:29Yeah
00:08:30I'm just kind of like
00:08:31Yeah, yeah
00:08:32Um, yeah
00:08:35Burnt rice and undercooked beans for breakfast
00:08:39Probably not something I want to do every day
00:08:42So we really need to figure this out
00:08:44So I think it's really important that whoever goes out for a trial today
00:08:47We need them to win a lot of stars
00:08:52Nothing
00:08:53Absolutely nothing
00:08:54It's hilarious
00:08:59We'll see how it goes
00:09:00I can't eat that, mate
00:09:01Stop being funny
00:09:16Welcome back
00:09:17Do you want a celebrity to get me out of here?
00:09:18I think
00:09:19Are we back? We're back
00:09:20We're back
00:09:21Well, as always
00:09:22Anything could happen
00:09:23Exciting, isn't it?
00:09:24What's going to happen next?
00:09:26I don't know
00:09:27It hasn't happened yet
00:09:28But anything could happen
00:09:29Fair point
00:09:30How high can I jump, by the way?
00:09:31Really high
00:09:32So then, after starting the day eating burnt rice and raw beans
00:09:35The celebs called a meeting
00:09:37About how to make the jungle experience more enjoyable for everyone
00:09:41Okay
00:09:42A good idea
00:09:43And I'm just spitballing here
00:09:45Yes
00:09:46I'm just riffing
00:09:47Yes
00:09:48Stop serving burnt rice and raw beans
00:09:50That's why
00:09:51Here's the ideas guy
00:09:52It might be
00:09:53We were just throwing around ideas
00:09:55Like
00:09:56Is it worth having a bit of like a community meeting like every morning or evening?
00:10:00I think it's a good idea to go around every day and say what's going on
00:10:03I think so
00:10:04If somebody's looking at you funny you'll know something's going on
00:10:08I like that
00:10:09That's a nice little thing
00:10:10Yeah, you start
00:10:11Go on there
00:10:12I know it's early days but it feels really harmonious
00:10:15Everyone feels really calm and happy
00:10:17And the contentment is not going to last all the time
00:10:20We should have a little pact to maintain it as much as we can
00:10:24Oh yeah
00:10:25Regardless
00:10:26Oh yeah
00:10:27Go ahead
00:10:28I think we will all have times when we will get down
00:10:33And I think the main thing that I would like to put into this camp is support for one another
00:10:38Support
00:10:39Yeah
00:10:40Yeah
00:10:41Yeah
00:10:42Yeah
00:10:43Jack
00:10:44I'm happy to be here
00:10:45Like it's like a
00:10:47Almost like a bit of an exhale being here
00:10:49It's like
00:10:50Because we can't
00:10:52The outside world doesn't really matter at this point
00:10:55Yeah
00:10:56I was feeling a little melancholy last night but you know
00:10:59I think it's just homesick and all that
00:11:01Yeah
00:11:02It's been a rough year
00:11:03But yeah, just happy to be here with everyone
00:11:11I'm most sure already
00:11:13Oh
00:11:14It's um
00:11:15Oh
00:11:16I just um
00:11:17I'm really happy to be here too
00:11:19Obviously
00:11:20I just
00:11:21If we're being really open and honest
00:11:23I just really don't want my anxiety to ruin it for me
00:11:29But um
00:11:30It won't
00:11:31This is going to be a really good experience
00:11:32And it's not
00:11:33It's normal to feel like that
00:11:34Yeah
00:11:35It's normal
00:11:36Do you know what I mean?
00:11:37And you know what?
00:11:38You're not alone because you've got us
00:11:39Yeah
00:11:40I'm a lovely family
00:11:41So
00:11:42You'll be there
00:11:43You'll be there
00:11:44You'll be there
00:11:45Stop it
00:11:46You'll be there
00:11:47Shona has been so beautifully open about her anxiety
00:11:51And she's
00:11:52She's been suffering
00:11:53Ginge
00:11:54Yeah
00:11:55Don't think
00:11:56Because you're stirring the beans over there
00:11:57You're getting away from there
00:11:58I know your trip
00:11:59Yeah
00:12:00I feel like that's the first time he stirred anything
00:12:02Oh
00:12:03Oh
00:12:04Oh
00:12:05Oh
00:12:06Oh
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00:12:08Relax
00:12:09Relax
00:12:10Relax
00:12:11Relax
00:12:12Relax
00:12:13Disaster
00:12:14When Ginge went to therapy
00:12:15This is why I didn't want therapy
00:12:18This is why I didn't want therapy
00:12:20What the hell?
00:12:25Everyone spilling the beans made Ginge spill the beans
00:12:27Right
00:12:28Literally
00:12:29I'm going early here right
00:12:30Come on
00:12:31But this lot are hapless
00:12:32Are they?
00:12:33Are they?
00:12:34Bunch of idiots
00:12:35They're going to struggle in there
00:12:36They might do
00:12:37They really are
00:12:38Time now for the first Bush Tucker trial of this series
00:12:40And while the celebrities waited to find out who'd be doing it
00:12:43Lisa Riley announced which of
00:12:45Us two
00:12:46She finds more attractive
00:12:48But who would it be?
00:12:52In no particular order
00:12:55Deck
00:12:58It might be you
00:13:02Ant
00:13:04It
00:13:05It
00:13:06It might be you
00:13:09So
00:13:10It's between Ant
00:13:11And Deck
00:13:12Lisa Riley has decided the presenter
00:13:14She finds
00:13:15Most attractive
00:13:16Is
00:13:17Is
00:13:22New Jack is tastier
00:13:23Ant or Deck
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00:14:02have a look so ginge and ruby the public have decided the person they want to see
00:14:09face the divy is the both of you never thought in a million years this was going this way
00:14:22the first trial of the series and the pressures down to me and ruby wax
00:14:27how do you feel change the anxiety is through the roof right now um just see whatever happens happens
00:14:35i'm more than happy to be paired up with ruby me and ruby have got a great relationship
00:14:39um yes it's only just started but who knows where it can end you good no i'm shitting myself
00:14:46ruby you and me you don't need to yourself i will protect you at all times all right of all the
00:14:50people in in the camp i'm happiest to be paired up with jinx because i know he'll have my back
00:14:56i know he's kind of a gentleman underneath the um kind of moronic exterior you are gonna be
00:15:05amazing all right amazing i'm gonna do it i'm trying to breathe i'm trying to breathe
00:15:09are you two ready here we are yeah yeah
00:15:17here we go
00:15:18here we go
00:15:20here we go
00:15:21jinge remember where you're from brother i will do manchester yeah baby you got this come on
00:15:25in illinois they're gonna do great yeah yeah they're gonna be fine
00:15:30oh they'll be fine lovely walking if we don't come back with stars we're not coming back do you understand
00:15:37there's going to be a runner like you've never seen yeah we promise that we can't walk into that
00:15:42camp look look look look jack in the eyes and say zero stars yeah we're eating rice again
00:15:48hi hi nice to see you nice to see you too grab a seat good to see you you too mate welcome to
00:15:56the divy this is the jungle's most exclusive swankiest vip restaurant very all the stars
00:16:06come and dine here it is normally impossible to get a table we know the owner we've pulled some
00:16:14strings it's going to be a wonderful lunch you're welcome by the way you're welcome now this is of
00:16:19course an eaten trial there are 10 rounds each round is worth a star every star you get is a meal
00:16:26for camp okay you can pass on a dish if you don't like the look of it but you can't go back to it so
00:16:31you will lose that star okay and you don't have to do this trial but if you both don't want to do
00:16:37it you'll head back empty we can't do that that's illegal do you want to give it a go yeah sure bring
00:16:43it on jinge yeah okay right let's dive straight in with round one shall we and up first in this one
00:16:52is jinge on the wall here are all of the celebrities that dine here regularly yeah is it including
00:16:59maya jama she's got a dish that was inspired by her okay should we bring it out yeah
00:17:05range up what is he wearing maya loves eating this when she comes here doesn't she she loves it
00:17:12this so much so we've called this dish cryo jammer this is cockroaches and mealworms and hold on hold on
00:17:23what are you doing let me put it on the garnish on oh my lord above that's dehydrated critters oh mate they're
00:17:31soft and everything welcome back time a celebrity get me out of here live from australia that's us
00:17:45there with uh him deck took you in donnelly i hand him and juicy show you a good night
00:17:53and i will so jinge and ruby were dining out in australia's most exclusive restaurant the divy and a
00:18:03quick quick penis fact for all you um penis fat fans out there there are actually five different
00:18:11types of penis on the menu in the divy well that is at least according to tip advisor
00:18:17uh look at that that was an actual joke an actual joke 25 series in and we've finally done one
00:18:25hey good to see you good to see you good to see you good to see you good to see you
00:18:30now though they're clapping that's it you're not getting any more uh now it's time for jinge
00:18:36to tuck into his first course oh mate they're soft and everything so you need to eat five mealworms
00:18:45five cockroaches okay i'm gonna do cockroaches first
00:18:50apparently the garnish really makes it yeah it makes it yeah yeah oh my lord above and they're
00:18:55actually you you can eat these yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah you can you can you can i'm not gonna
00:19:05three two one go
00:19:10well done
00:19:15oh these are weird you don't like these no they they're so weird
00:19:23oh you went for a big swallow there oh i got it thank you well done
00:19:30if that's the one we're starting with we're in trouble
00:19:34right ruby on to you yeah let's find another diner who's been here our old mate over there timothy
00:19:39chalamet now when he comes here he likes to eat this next dish ranger it's called
00:19:48a rimothy chalamet and it's a witchetty grub just got a little bit of garnish for you
00:19:57which is a cricket crouton so it's the witchy grub and the cricket garnish at the same time do the
00:20:03cricket first just to ease you in a little bit my yeah exactly three two one
00:20:15i like that didn't even flinch didn't flinch didn't do very good
00:20:19how are you going to tackle this people have done these before they actually say they don't taste that
00:20:23bad all right it's like turkey three two one three two one
00:20:32it's turkey just turkey that's it yeah turkey stuffing sandwich
00:20:42look at that ruby did it taste like turkey not at all oh yeah i've never heard turkey no i don't know
00:20:48but it was it was helpful right round three jinge look up there who do you love top right corner
00:20:54that's margot robbie she was in barber she dines here so much really they've named a dish after her
00:21:00as well oh no this dish is called the margot gobby no i knew it was coming in the cow tongue
00:21:10full tongue actually no any need now that is a little fish eye glaze
00:21:18if you'd like to just dip it in the glaze no more good thanks to win your star
00:21:24you need you have to you have to rub it around in the glaze go jim
00:21:32just chew hard
00:21:33don't vomit you can you can feel free to dip no no maybe not maybe not is it quite dry
00:21:47really dry why don't you just mix it in with the glaze again give it a bit of moisture
00:21:51i'll just try it out yeah you're in it you're in the zone now
00:21:56oh no don't do it don't do it don't lose it don't lose it don't be sick no no no no change
00:22:05no come on you're nearly there are you come on we are on your side yeah
00:22:11nothing in there yay i thought we're gonna have to take you to vr then
00:22:17well done though you did it three out of three in total ruby yeah look over there
00:22:22it's our old mate ronan keating so ronan comes here a lot so the chef renamed this one ronan
00:22:31teating which is a cow's teat with a little garnish of duck tongue coulee
00:22:42it's only a nipple just one the one on the stick oh just one of the portion on the stick it's got
00:22:47hairs a little dip in the coolie yeah yeah there we go three two one one just beef exactly the same
00:22:55as mine just beef it's crunchy that one oh is it take yourself away i'm away i'm on an island
00:23:02far away from this listening to boys oh yeah she loves it
00:23:06oh she's done it again ruby yeah second star for you four in total now okay
00:23:18jinj back over to you and oh i recognize him over there
00:23:23isn't that simon cow it is simon cow does he come here a lot not as much as he used to
00:23:27oh it goes to the sister restaurant in malibu yeah another one but they have named a dish after
00:23:35him in malibu really and they've started serving it here the slime on cow this is the snails
00:23:44with a beach worm reduction oh yes you have to eat all of the snails yeah go baby
00:23:52that's got the sheets coming out his ass still edible that's it a little dip dip dip pop it in
00:23:59beach worm that was the smallest tip in the world it's a dip dip dip dip what's it like snail
00:24:10oh don't start that come on don't be a wuss
00:24:40five of six very good one last one it dips a dip it's a go and then it goes
00:24:50angry ginger's done it again oh well done kidder five stars in total now ruby the great dame herself
00:24:59yeah judy dench judy dench she loves it here and uh has a dish named after her too dame spew
00:25:06judy dench oh no it's vomit fruit it's fruit it's just fruit okay the only thing the only thing not
00:25:13to do smell it with a vomit fruit jus jus i knew we'd have a i knew there'd be there's always a
00:25:20jus at these kind of places isn't there all three
00:25:26put it straight in your mouth and don't think about it give me three two one three two one
00:25:30shove it in really nice it's like a pickle it's just like a pickle nice little sour pickle there
00:25:38three two one there you go next one nice just turkey again isn't it not turkey
00:25:45just way way over anything you've imagined you're doing amazing you're doing amazing
00:25:50really good look me in my eyes look me in my eyes my eyes powering through this you've got this one
00:25:59more bite that's all it is finish what's in your gob there you go boom power fruit all right nice that's
00:26:05it all the juices think of it it's good for you that's true i got it she's done it
00:26:11six out of six so far you guys are a formidable team well done we have no choice jinge back to you
00:26:18who can we see on here one of my favorite actors of all time and he's australian oh really
00:26:23guess who it is tom holland
00:26:27russell crowe so this is his favorite dish it's one of those smoky dishes russell tour
00:26:36oh my god that was a cockroach infused smoke oh thanks for that it doesn't look as impressed
00:26:44as i thought he would what with the smoke i know that was no yeah all of that please
00:26:51eat it like a watermelon oh knife and fork no
00:26:54i thought i might as well maybe hello oh la-dee-da you've changed since you've been on the telly
00:26:59the good news is if you like it there's still a little bit left on there don't you have to
00:27:15no no no no no no no no come on okay don't do that come on we want all 10 to go back come on
00:27:26no don't do that no jinge no jinge it going back up in your mouth
00:27:34wow there's still a bit yeah yeah yeah okay that's the last bit that's the last bit okay
00:27:38okay you've got to do this don't get that bucket up yeah no more bucket think cheesecake
00:27:45cheesecake love it keep going all right okay see it's getting more flavor
00:27:49what flavor cheesecake
00:27:49you've been stopping but off it but off it
00:27:51but off it
00:27:56well done whoa oh my god honestly i'm not joking cheesecake out there
00:28:00every bit so thank you uh yeah seven down eighth dish okay
00:28:05let's have a look on the walls again another australian actor up there above russell crowe
00:28:10hugh jackman jackman yeah dish ain't he yeah yeah you like him he's a dish yeah yeah he is a dish
00:28:18and he loves this dish hugh sackman oh it's a ball sack it's a scrotum it's a pig's testicle yeah
00:28:30with a fermented seaweed form infusion go eat the whole thing whole thing the whole testicle
00:28:38one two three big fight
00:28:43it's nice it's not it's just it's just a ball just cheesecake cheesecake cheesecake just
00:28:47just bollock cheesecake
00:28:51it's all right take your mind off it look into my eyes i'm so full you're full imagine how full we're
00:28:56we're going to be tonight once you finish that ball i never thought to do this
00:29:05do really well for me just going to take your time there's no rush no longer we're here longer
00:29:09there we do actually need the table back um in 20 minutes yeah who's coming in tom hanks and david
00:29:17arseloff oh wow yeah together at last yeah i think i'm pregnant
00:29:26nice just the last little bit now cheese cake look at that
00:29:30then just chip just tune up just chewing you've done it
00:29:36well done it's out of it angry ginge shall we have your final dish send it
00:29:44have a look on the wall who's your favorite actor on there um
00:29:48ewan dr strange that's the one benedict cumberbatch he also eats here he does
00:29:54and he loves this dish so much benedict bum-ba-batch
00:30:01that is a pig's arsehole isn't it crocodile in it watch this watch this watch this
00:30:06to celebrate the occasion we've just lit a little bit of paper there it was in the hole
00:30:15does he have to eat the whole thing yeah just a bit on the stick a bit on the stick there we go
00:30:21oh did you like the paper you didn't seem too impressed with the paper life i was a bit more
00:30:25distracted to be honest we thought we had a bigger response to that yeah normally dynas
00:30:29class they take selfies they do videos that a little bit yeah yeah benedict bum-ba-batch
00:30:36come on put that asshole in your mouth
00:30:43there you go there we go i take a while
00:30:47no idea what you just said no idea keep look in my eyes no no no no don't no no no no don't you dare
00:31:00i'll stuff it back down you no no no keep it in keep it in
00:31:10oh no don't do that the last dish
00:31:13oh oh no noifs
00:31:24no no no no no no no
00:31:24that's your five oh my god just that crocodile arsehole you did why
00:31:37fuck meals for camp that's why he's done well ruby right done really well i'm so proud
00:31:43nine out of ten meals for camp yeah you don't really need to bother ruby if you don't want to
00:31:47you could call no no we've got to go we've got to go back with him this is going to be the worst
00:31:52i'll tell you something it doesn't get worse than an arsehole well should we find out yeah
00:31:58let's have a look at the wall again one of our old pals rob beckett oh up there great man doesn't
00:32:06need here a lot because he can't afford it but when he does he likes this one dish the knob beckett
00:32:11yeah you think it didn't get worse than an arsehole i've got the knob bull's penis
00:32:20and just to celebrate the occasion watch your fringe that's lovely thank you so much
00:32:28okay so which bit do i have to eat the section on the stick you see the stick at the end the tip
00:32:33just the tip there you go look oh perfect
00:32:37let's do that okay think you've got this you've got this are you sure all the things i tell it is
00:32:45how is that i can't believe it i can't believe i'm eating this
00:32:53you've got this last little bit now you've done well
00:32:59oh hold the bucket
00:33:05you're not gonna vomit though are you no no i'm gonna vomit no no i'm gonna swallow the whole tip
00:33:10i'm gonna keep this in for 10 out of 10. come on we got it we did it we did it 10 out of 10
00:33:18yeah well done wow that's no mean feat guys no mean feat if you would like to give us a tip
00:33:26feel free ruby's already had us enjoy the rest of your day full house thanks guys i can't believe
00:33:34what we've just okay i can't either i'm so nauseous bring bring the bucket thank you so much thank you
00:33:40thank you for your service thank you no problem i told you they were pricks he's not wrong
00:33:54that can't stay down surely
00:33:55oh pardon me buzzing got 10 all 10 as well first one of the series and we got all 10. yes
00:34:05i i don't go to posh restaurants really that was the poshiest i've been to if that's the sort
00:34:09of crap they're serving i'll stick to weather spoons that restaurant sucked oh we need some music
00:34:16look the sun's out come on come on do the locomotion with me you gotta swing your hips now
00:34:26come on baby hey whoa whoa how'd i think i'm doing a brand new dance now come on baby do the locomotion
00:34:36no you get to like it if you give it a chance now come on baby do the locomotion
00:34:49i'm really sorry guys what's happened what has happened what did she's laughing no he's laughing
00:34:57because i bailed on the second one no you didn't i did bail no she's what happened i had cow's teat and
00:35:04then pig scrolled him i said i'm a celebrity get me out of here it was horrible it was horrible
00:35:10she's a broken woman broken the teeth the teeth destroyed her no we're lying we got 10.
00:35:25ruby and jinj in the jungle ruby and jinj in the jungle can you listen 10 stars yeah ruby was doing
00:35:31that hole i just couldn't do it i'm not not the ruby wax i know so far 10 stars we are going to eat
00:35:39well tonight i hope was it fun no it was nauseating at first play i had to eat five cockroaches did it
00:35:47after crunch yeah oh my god the best mate in the old world jinj has come back with 10 stars i never
00:35:54doubted him if i wanted my son to be like anyone in the world it'd be jinj the teeth that was the second one
00:35:59the second one and it had hairs on it yeah it was this big a cow's teeth like a net house yeah yeah
00:36:05nipple oh honestly i mean i love them but i'm so glad it was like them and not me because that is
00:36:12honestly my worst nightmare all sexual organs were included in the meal yeah really nipples scrotum
00:36:19penises nice yeah and ass and ass good weekend
00:36:29they did well didn't they well done ruby wax and angry jinj 10 stars they'll eat well tonight and
00:36:35since that trial there's two new pictures on the wall and two new dishes have been added to the menu
00:36:40at the divy ruby sacks and angry minge not sure about that one no and there's another trial on the
00:36:48way who do you want to see fizz in this in a vile vault packed with critters and horrors galore
00:36:58the jungle has been stored safely away in case of an apocalypse the world might end but this terrifying
00:37:06trial can go on forever you'll wish it was all over when you're locked in the jungle doomsday vault
00:37:16yikes only you at home can decide who does the trial the vote for jungles jungle doomsday vault
00:37:21is now open blows off the tongue that one you can have you saved by the other celebrity app voting's
00:37:26free and cast up to five votes the vote will close though later in the show now we're only a couple of
00:37:30days in so naturally our celebrities are still getting to know each other and yesterday around the
00:37:34campfire ruby told everyone a fascinating fact about herself i have never picked up a man really
00:37:42yeah you've always been manhunted right they come to me but i could never pick one up yeah i'd like to
00:37:49try if you was to pick up a guy what do you think you would say like if you saw eddie in a bar come on
00:37:54come on let me give it in a bar oh yeah now we're doing like chat up lines no she's in the bar i'm walking
00:37:59i'm walking in i'm winding my business there's a piece of ass
00:38:11i'm old enough to be their mother or even beyond but if i was 21 that i would pick up
00:38:17jinge and age but i would be too shy and i'd never get near them oh my gosh remember still a black
00:38:24blind date i'm literally picturing you three now is the thing jinge you know what blind date is all
00:38:30all right all right i just reached out up and got a date in it no
00:38:33so like who's the free contestants you guys yeah yeah right so you don't know them you just know
00:38:42them as contestant number one two and three okay don't assume kelly's gender contestant number one
00:38:48what would you have to offer i'm very exotic i've got a bold head that she could use as a little
00:38:53therapy session right okay contestant number two well um i'm not sure you could pick me up i'm a very
00:39:00curvaceous lady but i could definitely take you out i'll take you on a date on a parabolic arc plane
00:39:14i'll be weightless so you can pick me up
00:39:20ruby what's your ideal destination costa rica
00:39:23okay contestant number one i will find you a nice little palm tree the leaves will come and pick
00:39:32you up i'll turn into a princess ride with me aladdin okay well costa rica is really known for its
00:39:43beautiful beaches so i would get us two stallions and we would ride bareback down the beach
00:39:49oh
00:40:03get on a flight find a nice jungle hotel because we like jungles and uh yeah okay ruby you've heard a lot
00:40:13about all our contestants today but here's our graham with our quick reminder ruby would you go for
00:40:20edda who's gonna fly you away like aladdin on a palm tree to costa rica or ruby you're gonna go for
00:40:26a contestant who seems like the dirtiest person ever made in the world uh or contestant number three i want
00:40:35to go out with you ruby looked in my eyes and can you blame her i felt absolutely flattered for a woman
00:40:49of the caliber of ruby wax to look at me and say i want you it took a lot for me to not say i want you as
00:40:57well welcome back to i'm a celebrity get me out of here live from australia where it's time for the
00:41:08return of kev's deals on wheels yes now this is where two celebrities head out of camp to try and
00:41:14win a treat for the group first up was kelly brooke and martin kemp now to win the treat they'd have to
00:41:20complete a challenge that was well how would you describe it uh ridiculous ridiculous that'll do
00:41:30oh bingo balls oh here we go oh wow okay
00:41:41g'day welcome to bingo balls once you're inside my bingo booth you'll be asked a series of questions
00:41:48the answer to each question is on the bingo card choose your answers by placing the number
00:41:55of the colored balls into the chute and if you are correct the answer will spin round
00:42:02get five answers correct and you'll win those dingo dollars okay here we go we're gonna answer a
00:42:08question and then the question corresponds to a number we have to find that number of balls in
00:42:12the pit and then we're going to pop them down the chutes which correspond to a letter on the board
00:42:16which make an anagram and that anagram is bingo oh no okay it's only balls it's only balls it's only
00:42:25balls it's only four what number comes after the number 13 on a standard dart oh under 13 13 yeah
00:42:34i mean i play darts all the time i love darts i really would rate myself as a good dart player 22. no
00:42:39not 22 there isn't 22 on a dartboard but i don't know my way around the top when it comes to all
00:42:47the numbers i think it's 11. let's go okay reds one two three four five six seven seven eight nine ten
00:42:56eleven okay we got it oh this is so hard i think at that point you kind of was like i'm taking over here
00:43:05let me try four yeah go four got it got it got it let's go we've done four we've done 11. should
00:43:14we try nine we literally did the whole dartboard yeah we do nine yeah nine oh wow forgetting what
00:43:22number we had done i've lost count oh god forgetting what color the balls were is that an orange is that
00:43:28that's red right here let me kick them up no it was really tricky let's do six six six six six
00:43:35six oh come on okay b b b next question how many lines are there in a limerick power five five okay five
00:43:50let's go what that what color is that orange orange i knew in my brain that it was five lines in the
00:43:55limerick i knew that but when i was in that mess of balls i really questioned myself there was an old
00:44:03lady from there was an old lady from there was an old lady for dinner who had a better better better
00:44:06did that about that but yeah man about a man a man a man a mama five five five five
00:44:14and then we were asked how many points is the letter zed worth in a uk scrabble game it's got to be a 10
00:44:21played it every christmas so as long as i can remember it had to be a 10. here we go got it got it
00:44:26yes done yes you're brilliant at this martin oh my goodness you're here fourth question was how many
00:44:36sides does a heptagon have all i know is octagon is eight should we say seven should we do seven
00:44:41but yeah don't know yeah well we got lucky with that one yes b-i-n-g let's go right if you get the
00:44:52gift of silk and linen on your wedding anniversary how many years have you been married how long have
00:44:58you even surely been married too long oh i didn't mean that for 40 years of marriage i never got silk and
00:45:05linen so i have no idea so let's try two yeah try two try two oh let's just do 12. you know i just
00:45:17thought we were going to be there all night oh my god you got it you got it i need to go so bad please
00:45:22let's get it
00:45:27oh my god
00:45:46ridiculous good word yeah well done though martin and kelly now the vote for the bush took a trial is
00:45:51still open we know a few of you out there are experiencing problems with the app but it's
00:45:56because the vote is incredibly busy so please do try again keep trying so with the dollars in hand
00:46:02martin and kelly we're off to see kiosk kev and his ice cream van
00:46:08oh my god i would love an ice cream chocolate ice cream i could do now oh hi kev hey kev how are you
00:46:16so look uh we got some dingo dollars come on kev what do you have to do kev come on come on
00:46:24no i love these these were my favorite when i was a kid rainbow buttons
00:46:31oh hang on hang on it's getting serious now you excited for your phone call i can't wait yeah look
00:46:37at him he's like aroused
00:46:39for the episode
00:46:40oh my god please get it right please get it right
00:46:51hello g'day celebrities kelly and martin have completed today's deals on wheels challenge kelly
00:46:57and martin have completed today's deals on wheels challenge yeah sweet okay talk to me brother which
00:47:03of these is the higher number which of these is the higher number a the number of movies that kelly
00:47:10has acted in the number of movies that kelly has acted in b the number of uk top 40 singles by spandell
00:47:18ballet the number of uk top 40 singles by spandell ballet i'll tell you what it's uk top 40 i think
00:47:26sometimes it's not the obvious one we don't want to rush this how many top 40s have you had a lot
00:47:30double digits right well if h is getting a lot they're getting even more stand out
00:47:35i think it's you martin do you think yeah i think you've had more top 10 singles than i've had
00:47:40movie roles yeah i reckon as well okay we're gonna go for the spandell ballet answer
00:47:45he's chopped it
00:47:56oh my gosh oh my goodness oh come on bring them back do not drop them whatever you do thank you so much kev
00:48:07take care bye see you later see you next time bye kev love you long time remember the chunk
00:48:16lead it come on all right let's go more fire more water more water more fire respect maximum maximum
00:48:28respect don i feel like we're actually back home yeah i know isn't that weird oh we hear voices i'm
00:48:36go on don't get excited don't get excited don't get excited don't get excited
00:48:52oh
00:48:57guys go on get it
00:48:58oh
00:49:01i very much have a sweet tooth and it was a very pleasant sweet treat be it very small
00:49:07oh look that's all there i think you guys deserve it because what you did today
00:49:12no no no honestly no i couldn't i couldn't that no are you sure yeah i don't know honestly thank you
00:49:21well all of them yeah you have to have tofu every night get a bit of flavor
00:49:24yeah
00:49:27that's so good
00:49:29all right half is half is no no no no no you had a half come
00:49:36thank you that was really good thank you lovely oh i said you're coming in the camp with those
00:49:42treats today those little chocolate sprinkles and watching everybody's face as they cheered i
00:49:48haven't had that kind of reaction since i was in spando i don't think
00:49:52we want to know how many top parties you've got and how many films you've been in yeah
00:49:56yeah i would go something like uh 15 yeah yeah i could have been in about 12 films probably
00:50:04oh wow yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah we saw kev oh yeah he's still kept having a message for ruby because i've shaved everything
00:50:14oh
00:50:18yes
00:50:21he's ruby wax off
00:50:32welcome back to i'm a celebrity get me out of here live from australia the vote for the next bush took a
00:50:37trial is still open we have had well over a million votes tonight that's why you may have
00:50:43experienced a few problems on the app thanks for your votes they are coming through brilliant now h the
00:50:49rapper is nothing if not curious and he's been asking the rest of the celebs about what they would
00:50:54do if they weren't famous what would you do if you weren't famous oh uh god i think i'd cry
00:51:03if you could all change your job right now oh wow what would you do everyone um the manager of
00:51:10manchester united oh yeah yeah well you can't do worse i'm just saying they need something yeah
00:51:16football manager that's what i'd do 100 that's nice i'll be a dog walker right now professional dog
00:51:21walker yeah yeah just be surrounded by dogs all day and just go out for nice long walks i'm always
00:51:27envious of dog when we switch our jobs do we still do we still get to pay be paid well yeah
00:51:32yeah dog walkers do get paid well they charge me a fortune yeah yeah i think i would be i always
00:51:41wanted to be a surgeon always yeah getting inside that fixing people making people better that the
00:51:51idea of that i i absolutely love i would trust martin operating on me i feel like nothing bothers him
00:51:59i reckon he'd have a smile on his face humming gold i'm indestructible
00:52:06slicing my heart open or something i want to be an actor oh really one day yeah one day but like
00:52:12i want to be like a james bond villain kind of actor yeah you're going to be watching james bond
00:52:17once yeah one time and you're just going to see the back of me you don't even know it's me i'm just
00:52:21going to bang i don't think we've ever had a very rough around the edges manc bond villain i don't
00:52:32feel as though that movie would make hollywood ah mr bond been expecting you i was up for james
00:52:38fond really yeah yeah were you yeah yeah i went met uh barbara brockley barbara brockley did you meet
00:52:44her wow wow i did that in my youth who got it that time uh it was pierce brosden oh you would have been
00:52:52a great yeah he would have been the sexiest james bond of all james bonds he's got those beautiful
00:52:59blue eyes he's very tall he's got so much charisma um yeah i think they missed a trick there let's say you
00:53:06don't get the role i'm not saying you're not but let's say don't wish that barbara brockley goes
00:53:11you know what do you know what yeah i i don't know if this is a liar or not but when penguins fall
00:53:16over yeah on the back they can't get back up in it they need picking back up yeah yeah and apparently
00:53:20people fly over these places and just look out for penguins on the back there's a job you want to be a
00:53:27penguin picker so i want to be a penguin picker pick up a penguin
00:53:44all the surprises aren't they who knew martin kent was up for the part of 007 you know what bond movie
00:53:50morton would have been great in finger i think he might have been better in
00:54:01deny yes yes yes but i would have liked to have seen him in the man with the gun
00:54:09that's the lot that's it that's that's the more can't do it the vote is now closed very shortly
00:54:15we've gone down to camp to announce who you've chosen to face the next bush took a trial now jack
00:54:20osborne's had a very tough year and he's been telling lisa all about how him and his family have
00:54:26been corbin where's kelly now is she england or she's bouncing between england and america yeah
00:54:33yeah she's kind of spending a lot more time with my mom in england so it's kind of where she's
00:54:37dropping anchor for a for a minute did you expect it or was it a shock
00:54:42it was definitely a i mean we knew it was sick for a while but it was it was definitely a shock
00:54:46it was like you know we didn't think it would be that quick yeah yeah yeah
00:54:53what a legacy oh absolutely the legacy of legacies i was just saying you know it was the ultimate mic
00:54:57drop you know did a massive big gig and then was like all right i'm done i'll give you a little bit
00:55:02more yeah i'll just give you that yeah you better you better remember me appreciate this yeah
00:55:06yeah yeah yeah because the boy did good he did oh that's amazing yeah
00:55:15i know my mummy's up there as well so i get it
00:55:23you were so special wasn't it
00:55:24yeah yeah it's forever ever ever with you always and don't forget that he's looking at me being
00:55:34like what are you doing yeah yeah but he'd want you keeping busy wouldn't he oh he would you know
00:55:41yeah he would have he would he would be so supportive of this so it's like you know
00:55:45no family was like absolutely go do it oh darling thank you always i'm here and there are forever
00:55:52angels as i always say and because because we loved him that much that's why it's still painful
00:55:58oh yeah it's just one of it's such a weird thing yeah it's so raw for you so new yeah
00:56:03oh yeah i actually really appreciated that connection but it also brings up a lot right
00:56:12it brings up a lot of feelings if i'm being honest i'm still navigating it all it's you know it's been
00:56:19three you know nearly four months um and so it's uh you know it's still still pretty fresh
00:56:26the songs go on the music still you know goes on yeah get to hear them all the time yeah but for
00:56:35your kids as well kind of cool saying your grandpas you know you know you know you're
00:56:39ozzy osborne's grandkids yeah the funny thing is he got sick when my oldest daughter was like seven so
00:56:48my younger ones don't and she went to a few of his shows but they don't really have much memory of it
00:56:52and so they didn't really get it and so at the show they were kind of like wait what
00:57:02it was very funny
00:57:06for me my mom for for jackie's dad they're not there anymore you know he can't he can't pick the phone
00:57:12up when he gets out and say dad i've just done the jungle i can't say that to my mom you know and
00:57:17that's hard you know it's hard
00:57:29welcome back tamis let me get me out of here live from australia we're on our way to announce
00:57:34who's taking on the next bush took a trial after a whopping two million votes
00:57:39what good before that back to last night's dinner and while they were waiting for the food the camp
00:57:44played a game of concentration and we all know the key to that game is concentrating at all times
00:57:51isn't it what the game the game uh man city at home i think
00:57:59names of school subjects oh my god
00:58:05music drama english biology
00:58:13physics yeah you know what that physics was dodgy bro
00:58:17it's meant to be on b and you have to do it in the thing you can't then go twice
00:58:30food food cheeseburgers cheeseburgers please god give us a cheeseburger
00:58:35that's ten stars right there boy yeah there we go was it worth it
00:58:42jack you need to wake up i'm coming i'm just putting my shoes on
00:58:44okay as a result of ginger ruby winning 10 stars in today's trial the diver
00:58:52take a bow take a bow you have kangaroo tail oh russets and a
00:58:59pimientos i thought the ingredients tonight were so good i've never eaten kangaroo at all
00:59:05what what oh my it's like a trotter that is horrible it's meat we have a lot of meat yeah but
00:59:16there's also bone crispy shredded kangaroo tail right so who's doing what i think the cooking
00:59:21dynamic it's kind of a free-for-all like everyone kind of tries to do bits and bobs and it's absolute
00:59:28chaos i'll just sit here oh this is like deadly though to peel potatoes with this
00:59:34jack yeah what knife should she use for the potato anything that you're not going to cut your hand
00:59:39off with but wait you're taking off two bigger chunks hold on you're taking off two bigger chunks
00:59:43you need to skin it properly like i can't i haven't got a knife jack no it's not that it's not that
00:59:48really don't even use this but there isn't um a little knife i know i'm just it's easier for me to
00:59:54butcher this with the little it's only because the potatoes take the longest that's true so he's
00:59:59going to get them on first i think with kelly it wasn't about the knife it was my concern was health
01:00:04and safety first of all you know she was insisting on the smaller knife i said no no you can use it
01:00:09listen we've got to make work whatever's there everyone grabs all the balls and knives and i can't
01:00:16do anything let's go yeah yeah i can look i'll just this i think you only need two people cooking no
01:00:22come let's come and finish this one there please girls i can feel it tonight i think um people are
01:00:29getting hungry and it may be you know making people a little bit itchy and scratchy possibly
01:00:34i think i mean yeah we can i think i think we're about there it looks all right nice sweet
01:00:42isn't it it's actually not bad the tail it's actually all right i'd love this meat bruv
01:00:50i still wouldn't have eaten that scrotum for this no i'll just use the dirty one fine we didn't do it
01:00:56of course no everyone else is up yeah i'm sorry but i ate a scrotum today and i think i deserve more
01:01:03than what we had the kangaroo was inedible but i didn't want to tell jack because jack's you know
01:01:10without him we don't eat at all that kangaroo meat was i don't feel like we've figured out the cooking
01:01:20situation yet i really don't because i do think there's better ways to do stuff like more tastier
01:01:26ways and i think eddie feels the same and there's a few people that i think are now looking at and
01:01:30wanting to have a go there's a lot of us doing stuff but we're not shouting about it yeah but
01:01:37this is what i'm trying to say though it's not about all that just get it done yeah well i tried to
01:01:41get on with it but i got told off no it wasn't i don't don't look at her i don't think it's
01:01:45selling you off so now yeah don't look don't take it personal those dishes got a very quick wash
01:01:55didn't they it dips a dip dips a dip and let's go ahead and tell them who's doing the trial they're
01:01:59very loud aren't they huh very loud they're not mad at them
01:02:05are you having fun in here or what we put an end to that because the public
01:02:20have been voting for the trial this one's called the jungle doomsday vault
01:02:24in no particular order lisa the public have decided
01:02:34it's not you
01:02:38ruby well done yesterday thank you the public have decided
01:02:43it's not you oh shauna
01:02:53it's not you
01:02:57jack
01:03:01it's not you
01:03:04eddie hi dick
01:03:07it might be you
01:03:14martin
01:03:18it's not you
01:03:20alex
01:03:23it's not you
01:03:26kelly
01:03:29it's not you
01:03:32change
01:03:32it's not you so that means h it might be you so it's between eddie and h the public have
01:03:43decided the person they want to see face the jungle doomsday vault is
01:03:50h we'll see you in the trials area later have a good morning everyone see you tomorrow
01:03:56see you later
01:04:05come on come on come on you got it
01:04:07you got it
01:04:07do you know what i was praying they said both of us then
01:04:09i was i was looking at
01:04:10it's both for you
01:04:12shitting myself see you later
01:04:15nah you've got this you've got this
01:04:18seems happy they're having a lovely time aren't they
01:04:20there's plenty more from camp over on itv2 right now where joel and kemi have got another
01:04:24help and i'm a celebrity unpacked we'll be heading over to join them very shortly but
01:04:29that is it from us here we'll be back tomorrow night at nine to see how h gets on in the jungle
01:04:34doomsday vault thanks for watching good night
01:04:45and you can go back to where it all began for ant and deck in the iconic teen drama that launched
01:04:50their careers the complete series one to 18 of biker grove is streaming now on itvx next it's the itv news
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