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00:00Where's the horn?
00:04Where did you get that uniform?
00:07I borrowed it from a friend of mine who works at a more upscale establishment there.
00:13I loved.
00:14Today I want everything to go right, Bozina.
00:17He comes!
00:18I'm pulling my car.
00:20Mom, could you take Adonis with you?
00:23Tonight I want to spend a night with my husband, just the two of us.
00:25No, I can't take anyone, I don't know, Regina.
00:28Why, Mom? Where are you going?
00:30I'm going to Cutuca's party.
00:32What's that poking, Mom? What is that?
00:33The "poke party" is for people who love the art of poking.
00:39Our motto is, Celinha.
00:41Those who poke with wisdom get poked every day.
00:46Oh no, but not in shorts, right?
00:48Aren't we going to have dinner at home?
00:49Go ahead, my love, but we've been married for ten years.
00:53No way, there has to be a ritual, a celebration.
00:56No Bermuda shorts, Bermuda shorts won't fit.
00:58Do you want me to put on pants to have dinner at home?
01:00Hey Jorge, can I take a guess?
01:04You'll end up with nothing, man.
01:05AND.
01:06Give it your all, my brother.
01:09Look, the trick is to poke around.
01:11Okay, Mom, go ahead and poke it.
01:12Go poke me and leave me alone.
01:14Today I want to celebrate.
01:17Ten years of marriage to my love.
01:20Ten years.
01:21And I really want to have dinner alone with him, Mom, can I?
01:26Okay, right?
01:27A woman who puts up with the same man for ten years straight deserves everything.
01:33That's without even mentioning the five years she was married to Dr. Arnaldo, right?
01:38And putting it all together, it amounts to fifteen years of underwear on the floor and a toilet seat in the state.
01:43This woman deserves heaven.
01:44Could you please excuse me?
01:46Mom, excuse me, please?
01:48License here.
01:50It's Jorge.
01:55This is the mayonnaise you love.
01:59Mayonnaise?
02:01Do you keep telling me I'm fat, that I need to lose weight?
02:04And does it make mayonnaise?
02:06I did it with Helma.
02:09Each spoonful has only 40 calories.
02:12Did you say Helma?
02:14So, you're saying that...
02:24Our first merchandising display!
02:28Let me come, let me stay close.
02:30No, no, no, no!
02:31Wait a minute.
02:31If she gets close, she'll get it too.
02:33I'll receive it anyway, I'm being born.
02:36Yes, but whoever handles the product receives more.
02:38And can I get this mayonnaise here?
02:40Hey!
02:41There's a huge merchandising campaign going on here at Dona Celinha's house.
02:45Everyone's coming, everyone's coming!
02:47Are you going to leave a spoonful in that mayonnaise?
02:53Are you crazy?
02:54Saying that's not it.
02:54But if I take a spoonful, I'll get more.
02:56And the twins' child support payments are still overdue.
02:58The problem is yours, my son.
03:00This is my wedding anniversary dinner.
03:02Look here, excuse me, we're changing the mayonnaise stand.
03:05Ah, yes...
03:07I don't like mayonnaise.
03:08But he's a scoundrel, a real scoundrel, Arnaldo.
03:13Look at that, he left the customer there with her mouth open.
03:15Just so I don't lose the merchandising fee.
03:17It's attitudes like that, Arnaldo, that destroy marriages, you understand?
03:20Give me that mayonnaise.
03:22And there are only 40 calories per spoonful.
03:25Only?
03:26So this debunks the idea that mayonnaise is only for fat people.
03:31Demystify it!
03:32Deforestation is what demystifies!
03:35And it's not about demystifying the advice, it's about demystifying the concept.
03:38What's with this obsession of talking, talking in such a complicated way now?
03:41Oh, because I'm going to be a lawyer.
03:44The lawyer is quite capable of becoming such a wicked person.
03:48Oh, yes, you.
03:49And you even more so, okay, my dear?
03:51You are a judge.
03:52Why doesn't he say that in front of the mayonnaise, girl?
03:55Girl Front.
03:56Curious.
03:57You might cause us a problem with the product manufacturer.
04:00Look at this, Arnaldo!
04:01Send that woman back because the extra will want to get in on the merchandising race.
04:05Please look here, Dona Beula, why did you get out of your chair?
04:08Go back to your chair, Dona Beula!
04:10Give me that mayonnaise, Mario Jorge.
04:15Oh, no.
04:16If you only knew the memories a jar of mayonnaise brings to my mind.
04:22For God's sake.
04:24Take that jar of mayonnaise out of your mother's hand.
04:26She's capable of shocking the manufacturer, seriously.
04:29Mom, give me the mayonnaise to burn.
04:31Give it to me.
04:33Has everyone already caught it?
04:35Everyone is out of my house now.
04:37Wait a minute, Mom.
04:38I haven't had any contact with the product yet.
04:40I think it had a certain charm.
04:42He is constantly questioning and criticizing our way of life.
04:45So now you want to get into merchandising too?
04:47I can't deny my DNA.
04:48I am a product of a dysfunctional and corrupt social group.
04:52I even find it a miracle that I am the way I am.
04:53You're a bunch of cynics.
04:55Yes I am.
04:56Carlinha, keep that mayonnaise in the refrigerator.
04:58Wait, I want to get my hands on the mayonnaise too.
05:01I'm delusional.
05:03You'll only touch this mayonnaise over my dead body.
05:07Why, young Mario?
05:08I'll answer because she's a lesbian.
05:14We cannot compromise the program's only merchandising.
05:19No, it doesn't even stay that way...
05:20You never know with Dona Deise.
05:21The sponsor might interfere, right?
05:24To see your product in the hands of a shoemaker.
05:27Worse in your corrupt hands.
05:29Where is your stun gun inside?
05:31Here it is.
05:35Never dare to cross me again, you damned lesbian.
05:40I'm going to have a luminous sign installed in the water park.
05:46Calm!
05:47Look here, you're going to settle your dispute somewhere else, okay?
05:51Everyone out of here.
05:53Today, it's just me and my husband in this house.
05:56And the slave.
05:57And nobody gave up on me.
05:59Let's all leave.
06:00Please go.
06:01Please, Mrs. Deise.
06:02Please.
06:03Oh, Dad.
06:04Dad, the police are still after me.
06:09I was unable to deposit Gelda's money.
06:12So what?
06:13What do you want me to do?
06:14I need your help.
06:15Let me take a spoonful of that mayonnaise.
06:18Tatalo, get one thing straight in your head.
06:20This mayonnaise only has 40 calories per tablespoon, understand?
06:23Your case is the opposite.
06:25You're as dry as a store-bought pie crust.
06:28You need to gain weight.
06:29Tô, Tchouro.
06:29Mário Jorge thinks that every time he says the slogan, he receives something.
06:35That's not how it works, you see?
06:37They will only pay once.
06:39If they like it, who knows, maybe they'll get it again, right?
06:42Anything is necessary to maintain Hellman's sponsorship.
06:46And you, my son, I'm sorry.
06:48He is a man who fails to pay child support for two twins who were lost at a traveling circus in the countryside.
06:54You're a man who can't possibly represent such a refined mayonnaise.
06:57Get out of here.
06:58Go your own way.
06:59It will solve your problem.
07:00Get out of here.
07:01Get out of here.
07:12Anyway,
07:14salts.
07:19I have never been so humiliated in my life.
07:21Mrs. Denise, how come you don't get angry?
07:23How can you not rebel against this disgusting prejudice?
07:26Because I am passive, submissive.
07:31The truth is, you know, Mrs. Denise, you end up corrupting people.
07:37The woman is jeopardizing the merchandising.
07:40He understands?
07:41It's something we've been waiting for so long, isn't it?
07:44It's nothing personal.
07:46You don't support me either.
07:48Are you against me participating in the distribution?
07:50And where are the civil rights?
07:52Where are the civil rights?
07:54At the house of the stick.
07:57Because this is Jambalai, Dona Denise is thinking about this.
08:00Here, civil rights are only for those who pay.
08:03That's right, Mrs. Albara said it all.
08:06Right?
08:06That's because, as they say...
08:08The one whose name I don't remember exactly,
08:12because it is much easier for a rich man to pass through the eye of a needle.
08:15than a poor man entering the kingdom of heaven.
08:18That it.
08:20This girl will one day be excommunicated for her ignorance.
08:24And what kind of profanation is this, Isadora?
08:27Everyone knows that it's the rich who don't go to heaven.
08:31THE...
08:32Mom, do you know how much a ticket to heaven costs?
08:36There is?
08:37And honey, there are no half-price tickets there, you have to pay full price.
08:41And they're not accepting counterfeit ID cards either.
08:44Because, oh, he's keeping an eye on everything.
08:47In everything.
08:49Yes, I have the impression that this girl's neurons
08:52They never managed to connect properly, you know?
08:56Okay, enough of this conversation, right?
08:58Mrs. Álvaro, would you perhaps like to speak with me about something?
09:01I'm thinking, besides you being the director of Odonto Jamba,
09:05You will become the general director of Jamba Care.
09:10It's Jambalaia's health plan.
09:14No, Dr. Arnaldo, Deise, let's go and do a tour of the blocks.
09:18No, go on, Deise, go ahead, Dr. Arnaldo, go ahead.
09:22Arnaldo, think about it, okay, Arnaldo?
09:25Think about it.
09:25Deise, tell them to release the dogs.
09:31Think about it, Arnaldo!
09:36Oh, Mom!
09:38For God's sake.
09:39For God's sake, I say, for God's sake.
09:41The police are after me.
09:43If I don't pay child support, the men will arrest me.
09:46Good heavens, didn't I already say I don't have any money?
09:49I don't have it, how many times do I have to repeat it?
09:51Because, look, ask your sister for money, you understand?
09:53And speaking of that, oh darling, how are you going to become?
09:56How did you become a lawyer if you didn't graduate from high school?
09:59Oh, I bought the diploma.
10:01But that's ideological falsehood, girl.
10:03Look, I'm going to do really well, okay?
10:06And you'll see.
10:08And the moment Isadora gets lucky with us, we're going to get into big trouble.
10:11Okay, can we have some peace and quiet in this house?
10:14Just once in a lifetime, please?
10:16Rio de Janeiro, which for years has been a destination for escape.
10:31of all the villains in international cinema,
10:34He is now living under the threat of a character straight out of the police pages of the world.
10:40the terrorist Ahmed Al Jassira.
10:42According to the FBI report, he allegedly came to Brazil secretly.
10:47where an alleged meeting of the Terror Summit would take place.
10:51The United States has designated a force of 40 special agents.
10:55who landed in Rio yesterday in search of the criminal.
10:59Ahmed Al Jassira was photographed by the American Intelligence Service.
11:03Leaving a hotel recently in Paris.
11:06The Obama administration is offering a $5 million reward.
11:11Who will hand over the terrorist to?
11:16Funny.
11:18Have you ever seen that terrorist's horns anywhere?
11:21Al Jassira is the spitting image of my father.
11:24AND?
11:25Oh, yes, Adonis is right.
11:27Exactly the same.
11:28Arnaldo looks just like Jassira.
11:31What is that?
11:32I?
11:33AND.
11:33That's all that's left, right, guys?
11:35That's all we're missing, huh?
11:37Oops, the FBI knocked on your door.
11:39It hit here in Jambalá.
11:40And here I am, having only been to Europe once,
11:42I could spend the rest of my days in Guantanamo.
11:455 million dollars?
11:475 million dollars?
11:495 million dollars.
11:50Marriage today is like that.
11:54Take this, give that.
11:56And it doesn't just roll, it rolls.
11:57Mix up what's there, here.
12:00Between Copacabana and Pocaroí's dream.
12:09Living and dancing, two steps to the left and two steps to the right.
12:17Door to door, love speaks amongst itself.
12:20False calm, and then the storm.
12:23A low relief, an oscaregic portrait.
12:27About love in the land of carnival.
12:31You come in here and leave here, because that's what weddings are all about today.
12:37Dinner yesterday, Zé Linha.
12:55How did it go?
12:56It was good?
12:56The food was great.
12:59Now, Mario Jorge, I'm really going to tell you.
13:02Ana, you don't need to tell me about Mario Jorge.
13:03Because I know this one, I know it by heart.
13:04No, but I also made mistakes.
13:06I had no reason to ask the Polish woman to stay at my house.
13:09She had a breakdown, she started talking all night,
13:12Mário Jorge almost lost his temper, he almost hit the Polish woman.
13:15In short, I spent the whole day at the stove and lost my night's sleep.
13:24Go ahead, go ahead.
13:26Did you see?
13:27He comes.
13:28Did you see who's seeing Dr. Piaf right now?
13:31Isn't that the woman who edits the local newspaper?
13:35The trumpet of the bar?
13:36That.
13:37Arolda.
13:38Arolda Neves.
13:39I'm horrified by this woman.
13:40A cow.
13:42She posts anything, right?
13:44With Dona Álvaro's approval, naturally.
13:46And for your information, the cow's trumpet broke through the Jambalá boats.
13:52And it's already being sold in five other condominiums.
13:55Zé, we already have 18,000 subscribers.
13:59Arolda turned a newspaper with ordinary people into a lucrative business.
14:05Mrs. Álvaro, I never did anything to that woman, and she picks on us for no reason.
14:10Sometimes life is like that, you know, Dona Celinha?
14:12We simply don't like each other.
14:15It doesn't go well with one face.
14:18It doesn't go well with the face, Dona Celinha.
14:19I wish I could be a fly on the wall to hear what those two were talking about.
14:28Dr. Percy, the monkey is driving me crazy.
14:33My fear is that I will start drinking again.
14:35But why not donate the monkey to a zoo, Arolda?
14:39Because I like monkeys.
14:40But you could have serious problems with Ibama, Arolda.
14:45The monkey is practically part of the family now, doctor.
14:47The other day, I was sad and Saronga cried, doctor.
14:52I swear, monkeys don't cry, Arolda.
14:55Saronga is crying, doctor.
14:57And how does he cry?
15:00Everyone, but at least keep the prisoner.
15:02The other day, he was here by the pool doing indecent things.
15:06He's a shameless, addicted monkey.
15:10The monkey has a name, doctor.
15:12His name is Saronga.
15:14What hurts is seeing all these people shouting, "Look, a monkey! Look, a monkey!"
15:21I've even published a note in my column asking people to call the monkey by its name.
15:27But these riffraff don't cooperate.
15:29The next time I hear someone calling Saronga a monkey, I'll destroy the family.
15:35Arolda, Arolda.
15:36Calm down, calm down, calm down.
15:38I'm going to prescribe you a tranquilizer, but I'm letting you know in advance that you'll only be able to buy it at the pharmacy here.
15:44She's the only one who accepts my recipes.
15:47But I already take three medications twice a day.
15:50What is that?
15:50My tongue is getting tied up.
15:53Every now and then, the flight of stairs rolls down.
15:55So let's increase the dose.
15:57You will take four tablets a day.
16:00Four times a day.
16:02Arolda, you have to choose.
16:04Either we drug the monkey, or we drug you.
16:08I sacrifice myself for Saronga.
16:10Thank God I managed to stop drinking.
16:13Not for long, Arolda saw.
16:15Look, look here, it's on page 1603.
16:23Look here.
16:24Know your enemy.
16:27You need to confront your enemy.
16:30The drink, doctor.
16:31And that.
16:31Look, I didn't say that, Freud did.
16:37Face your enemy.
16:39Doctor, I used to be an alcoholic.
16:41Now.
16:41I used to be an alcoholic.
16:43You can drink it, I'll hold it.
16:45Should I?
16:48Come on, come on.
16:51Rita, Rita.
16:53Dr. Persina's techniques are anything but orthodox.
16:57She gave the lady some cognac...
17:00Those busybodies.
17:02This is confidential therapy.
17:05Oh, really?
17:06So the lady should see her patients at her home.
17:09This is a common area of the condominium.
17:11She has permission from the building manager, okay?
17:14I've already given that rating myself.
17:16And what does it matter if you gave a grade or not?
17:19Anyway, I don't read that garbage you write.
17:23Take it easy, Rita.
17:25It's best not to read it at all.
17:27Because I speak very badly of you, ma'am.
17:30Look there, look there.
17:30And at that moment, where was the building manager who didn't see something like that?
17:34Here, here, here, here.
17:36Look, I'm still doing well here, you know, Mrs. Rita?
17:38I'm here, look.
17:39But I don't want to get involved in the fight.
17:41And if it were you, Mrs. Rita, I would keep quiet, you know?
17:45Because Harolda's tongue is worse than Chico's.
17:50Hey girls!
17:52What are you up to?
17:54Isadora, your mother is getting stressed out because of Harolda Neves.
17:57Oh, really?
17:59Leave it to me.
18:04Following.
18:06Mrs. Harolda.
18:07The next time you publish something about me in your little newspaper,
18:13We're going to have a falling out, you hear me?
18:15Did I publish any lies?
18:17No.
18:18But if you publish any other truth, I'll serve those fingers of yours right there.
18:22on a skewer, right there at the bar.
18:24You know what I mean?
18:25You'll have to write it, my daughter, while punching.
18:28See?
18:28And there's more.
18:32I know exactly what you like, Harolda!
18:35I know that very well.
18:35Sweetie, calm down, okay?
18:37Go slowly, that woman is dangerous.
18:39But I am too, okay?
18:41Oh, I know what you like, you know?
18:44Your eye.
18:45Mrs. Celinha, Dr. Arnaldo's check bounced.
18:50Oh, it has nothing to do with that, no.
18:51Talk to him.
18:52I'm going with his wife, Rita.
18:53This one here.
18:55Dr. Bersi, please excuse me, how are you?
18:57All good?
18:58Good afternoon, please excuse me, but I have never seen a psychologist behave in this way.
19:02The woman is revealing a patient's private life in front of strangers.
19:06Wow, that's intimate.
19:08The fact that Dr. Arnaldo paid for his son's consultations with a bounced check reveals very well what kind of people you are.
19:17It's no wonder Adonis has so many problems.
19:20Doctor, give me the check number.
19:22Oh, sure.
19:23Give me the check number and I'll publish it.
19:25It won't be published, it won't publish anything that doesn't concern it.
19:28Look here, Dr. Bersi, we have human rights here in Jambalaya, you understand?
19:33This might seem like things are running wild, but that's not the case at all.
19:36And then, hey, hey, hey, Arolda, do you want a scoop to publish in your tabloid newspaper?
19:41Because I'm going to give it to you.
19:42You can write that the entire eleventh floor is being sponsored by a very well-known mayonnaise brand, okay?
19:50If you want to publish something, publish this, okay?
19:53Honey, nobody is interested in this kind of news.
19:57I'd rather post something more unpleasant about your hair.
20:01Why my hair? Why my hair?
20:02She has a habit of talking about my hair, but what's the harm in that? Why my hair?
20:04It's because I know it bothers you.
20:06Do!
20:09No, Mom!
20:10Look over there, look over there!
20:13Hey, look at those guys, I'm showing them my private parts.
20:17Look over there!
20:17A shameless face that's not soft, this one is not soft either.
20:19That flirtatious behavior is going to cost you dearly, Mrs. Rita.
20:28What is this?
20:29What happened, everyone?
20:31The woman left, it looks like they turned her face inside out, look there.
20:34He left with a handprint on the choirs.
20:36So, I punched her in the face.
20:39It took a while, didn't it?
20:39Someone should have done it, right, Vila?
20:41Oh no, now she's really going to finish us off, right, Rita?
20:43Nothing, nothing.
20:44You have just been sworn in as the director-general of Zambaquer.
20:48No, but I can't accept it, you know?
20:50The monster wants me to refuse all service requests.
20:54She wants people to pay for the health insurance plan, but she doesn't want me to provide the service.
20:58No, and I, as the director-general, would have to sign off on it.
21:01I would practically be murdering all the condo owners, wouldn't I?
21:04Oh, be very careful what you say here, because we are being watched 24 hours a day.
21:11The other one hired the slum dwellers from Matagal to serve as spies.
21:17And one more thing, wait and see.
21:18Next month, another extra fee.
21:20Doctor, doctor, my father, he's a closet terrorist.
21:47Look, closeted gay people contaminate a population.
21:50Tell him to come for a consultation with me, and I'll help him come out of the closet.
21:56Give up, Adonis.
21:58My son, your father has already been stripped bare.
22:00AND.
22:01What?
22:02Isadora, in addition to being from the border region, has a speech impediment.
22:05Look here, he's been exposed.
22:08Dr. Percy, you need to hold Adonis's head.
22:13Isadora, Tatalo, and I reported Arnaldo to the FBI.
22:16He is Al Chacira.
22:18But you couldn't have done that without consulting me.
22:21You guys are crazy.
22:22They took it away.
22:23Let's manage this anger.
22:25You eat your own garbage.
22:26Come on, open your mouth.
22:27Open your mouth.
22:28Ready.
22:30But wait a minute.
22:31What kind of flake did they say?
22:33Five million dollars.
22:35Ah, then they did very well.
22:38I am not Al Chacira.
22:55Did you understand?
22:56Do you think the FBI would pay five million without being sure?
23:00Okay, Arnaldo.
23:02But they're definitely going to beat you up.
23:04And then you sue the American government.
23:07And if you find the right lawyer, you could earn up to five million dollars.
23:11My God, what is this?
23:12What a regrettable spectacle.
23:16My goodness, are you seeing this, Arnaldo?
23:19Our children have turned into an organized gang.
23:23Ah, you know, thinking about it, it's not such a bad idea, right?
23:27Oh, really?
23:28How can that not be a bad idea, Rita?
23:30How is that not a bad idea?
23:31And you think I won't be in the newspapers?
23:33Huh?
23:34On the news?
23:35Do you think the press would let this go easily?
23:38Dentist mistaken for terrorist?
23:40Hey, Dad, you have to admit we've been in the newspapers for way worse things.
23:44And then, Arnaldo, all you have to do is smile.
23:46Smiling a lot doesn't ruin your smile.
23:48Because nowadays nobody knows how to read anymore.
23:49People only see the pictures.
23:51Did you understand?
23:51That's why politicians, for example, always leave laughing, you understand?
23:55You flash a big, beautiful smile, people look at you and think the news is good.
23:59No, that's crazy, okay?
24:01I'm not going to condone this, okay?
24:03And then, who's going to pay for my lawyer?
24:05That's what I want to know.
24:06Who's going to get me out of Guantanamo when the gringos want to take me there?
24:10I'll personally take care of your case, okay, Arnaldo?
24:13AND.
24:14AND.
24:14Then I'll die in prison.
24:16I'm going downstairs.
24:18He will receive the men.
24:19Come on, Tantá.
24:20What exactly is it that I have to tell them that I forgot?
24:22Hello, how are you?
24:24My name is Isadora.
24:25I am the person who called about El Jazeera.
24:28Oh, no.
24:28A lot of things.
24:29I won't be able to.
24:31I'm going to say hi.
24:33Cross your legs.
24:35I'm going to put on a really naughty smile.
24:37And they're going to arrest Arnaldo in 20 minutes, my dear.
24:40Do you want to like it?
24:41Let's go.
24:41Arnaldo, Celinha and I made a point of coming to offer our support.
24:51But that's very cynical, isn't it?
24:53Mário Jorge, you're only supportive of a can of beer.
24:56I even think a man married to you would prefer to spend the rest of his life in an American prison.
25:02The food is definitely better.
25:03What are you doing here, huh?
25:06Are you here to bother me?
25:07No, as I already told you, I came to show solidarity with my friend Arnaldo because it's very hard for someone to be sold by their own children.
25:13No, not their own children.
25:14For your children, right?
25:16That was your daughter's wicked idea.
25:19Guys, Isadora's problem was the forceps, right, Ben?
25:22The doctor must have removed her head awkwardly.
25:25This is awful.
25:25The girl got stuck, her nose froze, and she didn't want to come out.
25:29Rita was screaming, and the entire maternity ward was in an uproar.
25:32The man got nervous, he must have grabbed the wrong forceps, crushed the girl's head, compressed it.
25:38When the doctor pulled it out and said, "It's a girl," I saw that one eye was fused together with the other.
25:44She looked like that giant from mythology, the Cyclops.
25:47He's a Cyclops, an ignorant fool.
25:48No, it's the same.
25:50What do you call this?
25:51A girl we raised, who sells her own stepfather to the FBI.
25:55What name would you give it?
25:56I sold some too.
25:59I sold it, I sold my husband for 5 million dollars.
26:02If you gave me a million, I'd also negotiate the transfer of my husband's services today.
26:07In Pato Branco, there was a woman who sold her husband; her name was Graça Berente.
26:15Graça realized that her neighbor, Lourde Batente,
26:18She had her eye on her husband, Apollo Berente.
26:21But there was no doubt.
26:23She went to Lourdes' farm, made a deal, and sold her husband from there.
26:26It sold, so what?
26:28So, six months later, Lourde asked for a refund, right?
26:32But then Grace said something that...
26:34To this day I still find Grace funny, from that time.
26:37But what do you find funny?
26:40That when Lourdes asked to return her husband,
26:43Grace spoke to her like this,
26:46We do not accept returns from there.
26:48For you, my brother.
27:07One of these days, we're all going to wake up stabbed to death by that psychopath.
27:12FBI, FBI, FBI, FBI, FBI, FBI, FBI, FBI, FBI.
27:24But what is that?
27:26What are you dusting off there?
27:28There's the spider one, but it can't be real.
27:30This is my welcoming committee, Mari Jorge.
27:32I am very receptive to the arrival of the FBI.
27:36I'm going to inspect that entire troop, Celinha.
27:39These Americans will take away an unforgettable souvenir from Brazil.
27:44It won't do anything.
27:45Do nothing.
27:47Celinha, Celinha, Celinha.
27:49Don't worry, Dier.
27:51Don't worry.
27:52I've already spent some time in Vietnam.
27:54encouraging the American troops.
27:57Actually, I developed a trauma.
28:01I can hear a bomb exploding like that.
28:03I immediately feel the urge to take my clothes off.
28:06We feel it, Capopélia.
28:08Since when do you need a pump to get naked?
28:10Celinha, for God's sake, hold your mother!
28:12Or she could ruin our deal with the FBI.
28:14Attention, Attention!
28:18Let's get to work, task force!
28:20They invaded Jambalaia!
28:22Wave the flags!
28:24We're going to show the Americans that we're allies.
28:28and that we will hand it over to Jacira of our own free will.
28:33Attention!
28:34Look here, I'm not Jacira!
28:37I am not Jacira!
28:39I am Brazilian!
28:40I am a dentist, born and raised in Grajaú.
28:43I'm married to this woman here for the second time.
28:46Rita, for God's sake, Rita!
28:47I don't know how to speak English well, until I can explain myself.
28:51They can make me disappear forever.
28:52You can't do one of their things.
28:54No, don't understand.
28:55For God's sake, that's five million dollars.
28:57Today, no marriage is worth as much.
28:59I'm very sorry.
29:00So, you're getting a taste of your own medicine, aren't you, Dr. Arnaldo?
29:03Look, you don't talk to me.
29:05I don't want to talk to you anymore, you hear, Mrs. Dezzi?
29:07You betrayed me, you turned me in.
29:09along with Isadora and Tatalo.
29:11Isadora, Tatalo and Adonis.
29:12Don't try to save your son's skin.
29:14He is just as bad a character as the others.
29:17I had an idea.
29:18Let's tie this around Arnaldo's waist.
29:21And the Americans will think it's a bomb.
29:23For God's sake, no.
29:25For God's sake, no.
29:27They might shoot me before I can say anything.
29:29My name is...
29:30Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, what a happy day.
29:35The FBI raiding Jambalaya.
29:38Oh, Marichote, I'm going to request an audience with Obama.
29:42I want to be received with the honors of a head of state.
29:46Oh, what a shame that Ladir is no longer here.
29:49He would make a beautiful first lady.
29:51Why am I looking at this condominium, folks?
29:53You know what drives me crazy here?
29:55It's because Dona Álvaro thinks all of this is her property.
29:58and the four thousand imbecile residents
30:00They are incapable of organizing themselves.
30:02and to mount a dignified resistance.
30:04And if you want to know, I'm fed up.
30:06Tired of what, Dona Álvaro?
30:07His tyranny.
30:09Did you take a look at your condo bill this month?
30:13They are extremely high.
30:14Autism, and you know why, right?
30:16Huh? Why?
30:18The monster.
30:19The monster over there is inflating.
30:21inflating the payroll
30:23Because she's hiring people from the favela in Matagal.
30:27The other day there were three vagrants clinging to the pillars.
30:31All three with gacha.
30:33I asked them to help me with the shopping there, right?
30:35At least they did something, right, Carrega?
30:37They picked up the groceries.
30:38To their house.
30:39They grabbed the bag and ran out.
30:41My God, everyone knows what's going on.
30:43And nobody does anything.
30:45I can't understand this.
30:47I spoke for you.
30:48I do my part.
30:50Rita, learn from me.
30:53You need to give of yourself.
30:55You need to give your best to people.
30:57Don't introduce me.
30:58It turns out that her best, Coppélia,
31:01It's personal and non-transferable, isn't it?
31:03Look, there's nothing more to say.
31:05Oh dear, oh dear, they've arrived.
31:08They don't come anymore.
31:11I don't believe.
31:13See?
31:14No.
31:14See?
31:15Not even to arrest a highly wanted terrorist,
31:18Americans have the courage to set foot there.
31:20in those hairy hairs that is jambalaya
31:21And Dona Álvaro still has the nerve to say...
31:23that the bar is the same as in Miami.
31:25Well, yes, it's the same.
31:26It's all written in English.
31:28It has swamps, mudflats, and enormous mosquitoes.
31:31Oh, Dad, will you forgive me?
31:34Come here, Gaze, then,
31:35That the FBI won't want to arrest me anymore.
31:38No, they arrested Jacira, there in Lima.
31:41Then, at the last minute,
31:42They cancelled the meeting in Brazil.
31:44And they went there.
31:46Hey, wasn't Lima located here in Brazil?
31:51No, Isadora.
31:53Lima is located in Peru.
31:55Oh, Peru.
31:59Oh, how I miss Peru.
32:03I once spent some time in Machu Picchu,
32:06chewing coca leaves
32:08and having crazy sex
32:10with the llama herder.
32:13You know, not even that altitude,
32:15I was consuming an average of 1,500 calories per sexual encounter.
32:21I returned to my skeleton.
32:25Oh my God,
32:30Arolda's monkey sarong
32:32He's free again.
32:33I was so angry at that sarong.
32:35I just don't take action.
32:37Because I'm afraid of that woman's tongue.
32:38So, Mom,
32:39You can even grab a shotgun.
32:40and strike down the bishop
32:41Because Arolda didn't spare anyone.
32:43Oh no.
32:43It just came out in the latest issue.
32:45from the trumpet of the bar
32:46And she did not forgive him.
32:48If anyone wants to see...
32:49There you go.
32:50Come if you can, my love.
32:52Everything that happens on the eleventh floor.
32:57From block C, oh.
32:58She posted a photo.
32:59No, no, there are no photos.
33:01Thank God.
33:03But look here.
33:04There are two paragraphs criticizing your hair.
33:07I'll kill that woman.
33:08I'm going to kill that woman.
33:09I'll kill her.
33:10Oh, Dr. Nova,
33:10How could you allow this?
33:12Is it one resident attacking another?
33:15It's because Tchambalaia
33:16Respects freedom of the press.
33:21God in heaven,
33:21But could it be that it doesn't exist?
33:22a charitable soul
33:23that can shoot
33:24That obscene monkey?
33:26Okay, okay, yeah.
33:27Call, call Barrento,
33:29that violent boy,
33:30son of Mrs. Keila.
33:31Tell him to come down for a bit.
33:32to hit that poor monkey.
33:34Beauty.
33:35And everyone out of here.
33:36Please,
33:36Mrs. Álvará, get out,
33:37Ms. Deise, please follow along.
33:38What is that?
33:39Okay, please.
33:40No, I'm not comfortable with it.
33:41Get out of here.
33:42Let's go.
33:43Okay, see you later.
33:45That's unpleasant.
33:47Thanks a lot!
33:48She visits,
33:48it went really well.
33:49Does the lady
33:51I couldn't make a cup of coffee
33:52So we can have a little bit of brosa?
33:54Go to sleep, Mrs. Álvará.
33:56It goes to sleep.
33:57Enjoy the company!
33:58from Mrs. Deise
33:59and asks her to give him a shock.
34:01Who knows, right?
34:01The lady puts on a little pair
34:02in your mind.
34:03I am unable,
34:04because I, I,
34:05me, at night,
34:06I become possessed.
34:07I miss the hillside.
34:09I can even feel it.
34:11that masculine hand
34:13and the life in my body.
34:14I am unable.
34:15I've been sleeping with her.
34:17up there these days
34:18So she wouldn't be so alone.
34:20Sometimes I ask Deise
34:22whisper in my ear.
34:24Tell me, Deise, tell me.
34:26It's great.
34:27Oh, Lady, Lady.
34:29I wonder if Helman is asleep yet?
34:32Want to take a peek?
34:32Then?
34:41Sleeps like a little angel.
34:43At least it will go in.
34:45The money from merchandising.
34:46Then I was thinking,
34:47Mario Jorge,
34:48I was crazy.
34:48to buy a chopper
34:50of vegetables
34:50that I saw on television.
34:52Another one, Celinha.
34:52But that's not possible.
34:53You can't see it on television.
34:54what do you want to buy?
34:55That's it, Mario Jorge.
34:55You need to speak like that.
34:56She gave something
34:56impressive.
34:57Everything you gave
34:58You ended up with the guy.
34:59Everything is a swear word now.
35:01It's like this now.
35:02He thinks he's all that.
35:26I don't remember the name exactly.
35:44but he said
35:45which is much easier
35:46a rich man passing through the hole
35:47of the lock.
35:49That's great.
35:49Through the hole.
35:50She looked like that giant.
35:52From mythology, the Cyclops.
35:54It's Cyclops, I'm ignorant.
35:56So be it, you wicked girl.
35:59God forgive me.
36:01I think I'll continue.
36:02saying something,
36:03But I don't remember what it is.
36:06Where is that damn woman?
36:09I'll have to say something, right?
36:10Oh, to accuse you of shame.
36:12Let's go here.
36:13Attention, recording.
36:16With the rage of the perissaronga,
36:19Do not take morning showers.
36:26Attention.
36:26Saisstutches.
36:28Attention.
36:29Grêmio.
36:30In the afternoons.
36:30Goodbye.
36:31Somebody.