Three Stooges - Heavenly Daze 1948 ‧ Comedy  (Colorized)  HOLLYWOOD CLASSIC S - Vidéo Dailymotion

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00:00Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Yes. Yes. Oh, yes. Yes.

00:28Shemp is not. Oh, Shemp is. Oh.

00:35Miss Jones, bring in the earthly report of my nephew, Mr. Shemp.

00:41Shemp, there seems to be some mix-up regarding your eligibility to enter these portals.

00:46But Uncle Mortimer, I...

00:48Is this what you want, sir?

00:58Shemp!

01:01Bad Uncle Mortimer? I hope you brought your asbestos suit with you.

01:14Asbestos suit? Gosh, no. I wouldn't eat it up here. I...

01:18No, no.

01:20Look, what did I do that was wrong?

01:23I wouldn't know, having died before you were born.

01:25But your report shows that you and your cousins, Moe and Larry, have been pretty bad boys.

01:30Oh. Well, I'll be on my way.

01:33Get me a pitchfork and a red Union suit, and I'll go.

01:36Wait. I'll give you one chance.

01:38Go back to Earth and reform Moe and Larry, and you can come back here for good.

01:42Gee, thanks. I'll reform that Moe and Larry if it kills me.

01:45Hey, that doesn't make sense. I'm already dead.

01:50You realize that they will not be able to hear you or see you.

01:52They won't be able to hear me or see me? That's great. That's perfect.

02:05File this report, Miss Jones, until Mr. Shemp returns from his earthly visit.

02:09Oh, by the way, my nephew, Mr. Shemp, my secretary, Miss Jones.

02:13How do you do?

02:15Charm.

02:26All aboard the Heavenly Express.

02:30Found for the Big Dipper, the Little Dipper.

02:34Earth.

02:35Mars.

02:36Venus.

02:37Cucamonga.

02:38Anaheim.

02:39Old Point South.

02:41Leaving on cloud 49.

02:44Oh.

02:45You'd better hurry or you'll miss your train.

02:48Now, the depot was down this way, one block and one block to your right.

02:52Gee, thanks.

02:53Well, goodbye.

02:55Goodbye, she says.

02:56If I leave now, that proves I'm dead.

02:59Well.

03:01Goodbye.

03:02Listen, you old rain cloud.

03:03Why don't you look where you're going?

03:04I had the right of way.

03:05What's the idea?

03:06You think you're in California?

03:07Gee whiz.

03:08Why don't you think I'm dead?

03:09How did you think I was dead?

03:10I'm dead.

03:11I'm dead.

03:12You're dead.

03:13I'm dead.

03:14You're dead.

03:15You're dead.

03:16Let's go.

03:17You're dead.

03:18You're dead.

03:19You're dead.

03:20Some people are dead.

03:21And now, we're dead.

03:22You're dead.

03:23You're dead.

03:24But we're dead.

03:25I'm dead.

03:26You're dead.

03:27I'm dead.

03:28You're dead.

03:29Listen, you old rain cloud.

03:30Why don't you look where you're gone?

03:31I had the right of way.

03:32What's the idea?

03:33You think you're in California?

03:34Gee whiz.

03:35Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!

03:48Cut it out, Uncle Mortimer!

03:51Wait for me!

03:57Et cetera, et cetera.

03:58And furthermore, whereas I shempt the stooge being of unsound mind,

04:04do hereby prove it by leaving all my whirly possessions

04:08to my cousins, Moe and Larry.

04:10Share and share alike.

04:18Poor Chevy was such a sweet stinker.

04:34Oh!

04:37Boys!

04:40This is all of poor Shemp's whirly goods.

04:43$140 to be divided equally between you.

04:47Poor Shemp, he left us all his money.

04:49Money!

04:51Oh, Dad.

04:52Oh!

04:53It's a good thing you hit me with money or I resent that.

04:56Quiet!

04:57We gotta divide this dough up fair and square.

05:00Say, there seems to be some more in here.

05:02Wait a minute.

05:03Oh!

05:04Oh!

05:05Oh!

05:06Oh!

05:07Oh!

05:08Ow!

05:09Ow!

05:10Ow!

05:11Ow!

05:12Ow!

05:13Ow!

05:14Ow!

05:15Ow!

05:16Ow!

05:17Ow!

05:18Laugh that off.

05:32140 smackers.

05:33That makes 70 bucks for you, Larry.

05:35One, two, three, four.

05:39Say, at what age did you graduate from grammar school?

05:4118.

05:4218.

05:4319, 20, 21, 22.

05:47Robber?

05:48Say, tell me.

05:49How old do you have to be to collect your old age pension?

05:5265.

05:5365.

05:5466.

05:5567.

05:5668.

05:5769.

05:5870.

05:59There we are.

06:01Hey!

06:04Your pile is bigger than mine.

06:06Here's where I start reforming you, mister.

06:14Why don't you watch what you're doing?

06:16What are you talking about?

06:17You know what we're talking about.

06:19Yeah, you blew the money right off the desk.

06:21Yeah.

06:23I'll divide it this time.

06:27That's better.

06:28I think you gypped me.

06:30Oh!

06:31You've been picking on that little guy long enough.

06:33It's about time you got a dose of your own medicine.

06:37Oh, a wise guy, huh?

06:39I didn't do nothing.

06:41Why, you...

06:42I'll miss you!

06:43Hey!

06:44That's enough of this nonsense.

06:45Pay me my fee.

06:46I've got a luncheon date.

06:47Oh, yes, your fee.

06:48How much is it?

06:49$150.

06:50Why, Shemp only left us $140.

06:51I'll take it.

06:52Are you sure this is all you've got?

06:53That's the last red cent, Mr. Fleeceham.

06:54See?

06:56Any other lawyer would have taken the case for $20.

06:59Oh, is that so?

07:01That's what I call easy pickin'.

07:02Are you tellin' me?

07:03Well, we'll be seeing you later, chump.

07:04Don't stay in the office too long, you dirty crook.

07:07You mind if we breathe?

07:08You dirty crook.

07:09Well, that did it.

07:10We're flat broke.

07:11You got a dime for coffee, huh?

07:12Say, I had some air mail stamps.

07:13I had some air mail stamps.

07:14No, you're not.

07:15I'm not.

07:16I'm not.

07:17No, I'm not.

07:18I'm not.

07:19You're not.

07:20I'm not.

07:21I'm not.

07:22I'm not.

07:23No, I'm not.

07:24I'm not.

07:25I'm not.

07:26I'm not.

07:27I'm not.

07:28I'm not.

07:29I'm not.

07:30I'm not.

07:31I'm not.

07:33I'm not.

07:34I'm not.

07:35Well, what do you know?

07:36I know you're tryin' to jip me again.

07:37Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.

07:40Oh, Mo, I wasn't tryin' to jip you.

07:43I thought I had a couple of...

07:44Mo.

07:45Yeah.

07:46You took my money, didn't you?

07:47Yeah, sure.

07:48My pocket was empty, wasn't it?

07:49Sure.

07:50Well, what's this?

07:52Hey.

07:54There's something funny going on around here.

07:57I got it.

07:58You know, Shemp said he was coming back to Earth to haunt us.

08:01Ah, let him come. I ain't afraid of that fathead.

08:04Oh! Oh!

08:06Mo, what'd you hit me for?

08:08I didn't touch you. That's what I was afraid of.

08:11Shemp's here. It's him. His ghost just hit me.

08:14Oh, I ain't afraid of ghosts. Stand aside. I'll prove it.

08:17Keep your hands in your pocket.

08:19Shemp, if you were around here, give me a smash on the chin and convince me.

08:23Oh, oh, oh!

08:28Oh, I'm convinced.

08:36And how I'm convinced?

08:38Well, I'm not.

08:39Shemp, if it's really you, do something else to prove it.

08:43See? He ain't here.

08:58Well, things are looking up.

09:03Ha, ha, ha, ha!

09:05The End

09:07The End

09:09The End

09:11The End

09:13The End

09:15I say, Lord Laryington.

09:25Oh, there you are, Sir Moington.

09:27Kitty-o-pip-pip and all that sort of rod.

09:29Old thing, old stuff, old fishmonger, old skunk bait.

09:32You don't have to overdo it.

09:34Well, we're trying to be elegant, ain't we?

09:36Yeah.

09:37Say, where's that butler of ours?

09:39Old Spiffingham!

09:40Serious, sir?

09:41Yes, sir?

09:42Is everything in readiness?

09:43Yes, sir.

09:44Thank you all.

09:45Thank you all.

09:46Thank you all.

09:47Thank you all.

09:48Thank you all.

09:49Thank you all.

09:50Thank you all.

09:51Thank you all.

09:52Thank you all.

09:53Hey, you know, I'm worried.

09:55I hope this little scheme of ours works out.

09:57It'd better, after we spent all of Shemp's inheritance,

10:00to rent this apartment, get these suits, and hire that butler.

10:02Well, we had to do something to impress the depisters.

10:05After all, we're trying to sell them that phony fountain pen invention of yours for 50 grand, ain't we?

10:10And how?

10:11Say, why would anybody want a fountain pen that writes under whipped cream?

10:16Well, a fellow can be on the desert where there ain't any water to write under, can't he?

10:20Yeah, I never thought of that.

10:22I sure hope that the peisters will be impressed with our butler.

10:27Mm-hmm.

10:28If you have a butler after I get through giving him the business.

10:47That's funny.

10:49I'm sure I heard that doorbell ring.

10:51Uh-oh.

10:53If someone's in here, how come I can't see them?

10:56And if they ain't in here, then this hat and coat's out for a walk by itself.

11:00Uncle Mortimer, let him hear this.

11:04Okay.

11:06Okay.

11:07Oh, boy.

11:08I can hardly wait until we get our hands on that 50 grand.

11:13Here's to success with the depisters.

11:18Oh, boy, I can hardly wait till we get our hands on that 50 grand.

11:28Here's to success with the Depaysters.

11:34What's the big idea?

11:36You did it, and you're asking me?

11:37Quiet.

11:38I didn't do it.

11:40Moe, it must be Shemp.

11:42He came back to horn us.

11:44Shemp, if you're in this room, give us a clue, will you?

11:48But no tricks.

11:49Oh, no.

11:57It's him.

11:58Shemp, where are you?

12:00Shemp!

12:01Gentlemen.

12:04Does this hat and coat belong to either one of you?

12:07Oh, no.

12:07Those belong to our dear dead cousin.

12:11Did you say dead?

12:12Yes.

12:14And if he's dead, who give me this hat and coat?

12:17His ghost.

12:18Says which?

12:22Oh, that must be the Depaysters.

12:24Spiffing him?

12:25Answer the door.

12:26No, sir.

12:27That might be that ghost.

12:29It can't be the ghost.

12:30He's right here in this room.

12:31Maybe alongside of you.

12:33Oh.

12:35Feet, why don't you get going?

12:40Yes, get going and answer the door.

12:42I'm going, but my heart ain't in it.

12:46Say, hurry up.

12:48We'd better clean up.

12:55Come in, folks.

12:56Well, you look as if you've seen a ghost.

13:03Mister, you don't know the half of it.

13:05Good evening.

13:17Good evening, gentlemen.

13:18See?

13:19Plots.

13:19We shall return momentarily.

13:20Eh, what?

13:21Well, I guess I got rid of him.

13:39Now to see that the Depaysters don't get gypped.

13:44Here is our invention.

13:46Well, I'm dying to be the first one to see a fountain pen write under whipped cream.

13:50Indeed.

13:51So am I.

13:52Now you take the fountain pen and place it in here.

13:56And put the paper in thusly.

13:58And pour the cream over all.

14:01Now turn the motor on to low.

14:04Low.

14:06It must turn slowly.

14:09Otherwise, it would overflow.

14:12Now, would you care to make out your check for 50,000 now or later?

14:17Yeah.

14:17This is preposterous.

14:27What next?

14:30A towel.

14:31I'd like to have a towel.

14:33Oh.

14:34My God.

14:42Idiot.

14:44Oh, thank y'all.

14:45You and your invention.

14:47Now, you look.

14:57What?

14:58Now, who?

14:58I'm a saw.

14:59Oh, my God.

15:01Oh, my God.

15:03Don't do it.

15:04Ow!

15:05Ow!

15:06Ow!

15:07Ow!

15:08Ow!

15:09Oh!

15:11Uncle Mortimer, it's working out.

15:13I think they'll turn on it.

15:17Help!

15:20Help!

15:21Ow!

15:22Ow.

15:23Ow.

15:25I'm blinding.

15:26I'm ...

15:27Oh, no!

15:29Oh, no!

15:29You want a piece of pie?

15:31Oh, Larry!

15:32That guy's dreaming again.

15:33Why don't you?

15:34Hey, Larry!

15:35He's been smoking in bed again.

15:36Get the water in the act.

15:37Let me out!

15:38Don't bring it up!

15:39You!

15:39I'll take you.

15:43Turn him around.

15:46That's it.

15:50Get some more water.

15:57Okay, look out.

16:09What a dream.

16:22You know, fellas, I just dreamt we invented a fountain pen that writes under whipped cream.

16:28Under whipped cream.

16:31There's your whipped cream.

16:33And there's your fountain pen.

16:35Write yourself a letter.

16:39Dear Ma.

Three Stooges - Heavenly Daze 1948 ‧ Comedy (Colorized) HOLLYWOOD CLASSIC S

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