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Aired (November 30, 2025): Duda si Pam (Ashely Rivera) sa pinakilala ni Mike (Jayson Gainza) na bago niyang jowa, dahil baka pineperahan lang daw siya nito.

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00:00What's your words?
00:02What's your words?
00:04What's your words?
00:06What's Mike?
00:08Saan ba kayo nagkakilala?
00:10Brumbrum, kwento ka na.
00:12Okay, brum, kwento ka na.
00:14Sa banga kaming nagkakilala?
00:16Sa banga kami nagkakilala,
00:18sa banga kami nagkakilala,
00:20ayaw.
00:22Sa banga kami nagkakilala,
00:24ayaw.
00:26Sa banga kami nagkakilala,
00:28sa mall,
00:30parking lot,
00:32elevator,
00:34garden.
00:36Kasi, kuya,
00:38every time nalilingon ako,
00:40sumusunod siya sa akin eh.
00:42Ano man tapak doon?
00:44Stalker kita?
00:46Coincidence lang yun ko,
00:48tataga, assuming ka po.
00:50No, it's not a coincidence.
00:52It's a destiny.
00:54Oo.
00:56Nung una kami nagkita,
00:58alam na namin sa sarili na namin na
01:00we're meant to be.
01:02Marami tayong pinagdaanan.
01:04Ups and downs.
01:06Downs and ups.
01:08Horizontal, vertical, swing, swing, swing, swing.
01:10But,
01:12for a while, we go in separate ways.
01:14Pagkalipas sa maraming panahon,
01:16na-realize namin na
01:18hindi pala namin kayang mawala
01:20sa buhay ng bawat isa.
01:22Kaya, vroom, vroom.
01:24Vroom, vroom.
01:25I love you so much.
01:28Oo.
01:29Gano'n na ba kayo katagal?
01:31Uh,
01:32I think,
01:33five days.
01:35Vroom, vroom.
01:37Vroom, vroom.
01:39Tiyan mo nga.
01:41Ano?
01:42Pinatulan yan si Mike?
01:44Ito.
01:45Grabe ka naman.
01:46Bakit naman?
01:47Malang naman natin
01:48kung nagmamahalan talaga yung dalawa.
01:50Yung totoo,
01:51normal sa'yo yan?
01:53Baka naman,
01:54pinapatulan nilang si Mike
01:55para sa pera niya.
01:56Pera lang habol niyan eh.
01:58Wala naman pera si Mike?
02:00Oo.
02:01Ito yun eh, sweet yun, di ba?
02:03Vroom, vroom.
02:05Vroom, vroom.
02:07Vroom, vroom.
02:09Ay, ingat ka na!
02:10Ingat ka din.
02:11Ito naman hindi kaya magkapatid sakin.
02:13Punguna ka na
02:14Na.
02:16Kung lima ka na...
02:17Punguna ka na?
02:18El Gala lang ha.
02:19Oop,
02:19seka!
02:20Mike!
02:21Andy!
02:22Ayan!
02:23Um!
02:24Bago tayo mag hiwahiwalay,
02:26kurini anて yung bazon,
02:27yung laminitin ako.
02:28Krisente!
02:29Hey!
02:30Hey!
02:31What's that?
02:32Boss!
02:33Why are you angry here?
02:35Oh!
02:36Wow!
02:37It's really easy for Julian, no?
02:39That's a good thing.
02:41Vroom vroom.
02:42In general, you're not going to be able to do it.
02:45You're going to be on.
02:47Vroom vroom.
02:48You're going to be on.
02:49Vroom vroom.
02:50You're going to be on.
02:51You're going to be on.
02:52You're going to be on.
02:53You're going to be on.
02:54Vroom vroom.
02:56If you love me.
02:58Mauuna ka na.
02:59I love you so much.
03:00Nagkaisa ka sa puso ko.
03:01Umuna ka na.
03:02Vroom vroom.
03:03Mahal na mahal din kita.
03:04Mauuna ka na.
03:05Una ka na.
03:06Una ka na.
03:07Uuna ka na.
03:08Uuna na ako ah.
03:09Ay, sige.
03:10Tara.
03:11Hindi ko na ako sa inyo.
03:12Uuna na kami.
03:13Ingat.
03:14Sabihin na ako dito ah.
03:15Sabihin na ako dito.
03:16Ingat.
03:17So, bali.
03:18Hindi ka pala boss dito sa shop ninyo.
03:21Ah, bum bum.
03:22Boss din ako rito.
03:23Boss nga ako ni Andy, di ba?
03:25Ang boss ko naman si Julian.
03:26Tapos si Julian naman.
03:27Ang boss niya si Kuya Oka.
03:29Ah.
03:30Parang siyempre gusto ko na naman maging kaklose yung kuya mo, di ba?
03:34Gusto ko pa siyang makilala.
03:35Pwede mo ba akong kwentohan pa?
03:37Siyempre naman.
03:38Kwento mo naman sa akin kung ano yung mga, kung ano yung mga hilig niya.
03:42Ano ba yung paborito niyang number?
03:44Ano ba yung paborito niyang um, ulang?
03:47Yung paborito niyang pets?
03:49May alaga ba siya?
03:50Or kaya kung ano yung maiden name ng mami niya?
03:53Tsaka kung ano yung birthday niya?
03:55Ah, si Kuya Oka.
03:56Ito ako kwento ko.
03:57Si Kuya Oka, ang favorite food niya ay spaghetti.
04:00Birthday niya June 17, 1971.
04:03Tapos pet niya.
04:05May alaga yung python.
04:07Ha?
04:08Tapos yung python na yun, ang pangalan yun, Jake the Snake.
04:12Mahal na mahal niya yun.
04:13Tapos yun yung wallpaper niya sa computer.
04:15Tapos yun din yung password niya sa computer.
04:19Alaki nun eh. Python na eh.
04:21Ayun din yung password niya.
04:23Vroom vroom.
04:24Thank you so much sa mga kwentong huwa.
04:26Sana makalabas naman tayo kasama yung kuya mo.
04:29Para makabonding ko pa siya, di ba?
04:31Para maging close kami.
04:32As a family ha.
04:33As a family, sige.
04:35Vroom vroom.
04:36Pag ako malis, pwedeng alam mo na.
04:38One na na.
04:39Vroom vroom.
04:40Next time na ha.
04:41You know naman I love you eh.
04:42I love you din vroom vroom.
04:43Vroom vroom.
04:44Ingat.
04:45Ingat din vroom vroom.
04:46Bye.
05:02Portal avour sei ya!
05:03Woo!
05:05Txakato.
05:06Huw!
05:07Txakata.
05:09Obum!
05:11Txakata.
05:12Rot lakadzok.
05:13Yung?
05:15No.
05:16unu.
05:17Txakata.
05:18Omerv.
05:19Czakata.
05:20Txakata.
05:21Txakata.
05:22팀,
05:23Txakata.
05:24Gigant.
05:25Txakata.
05:26Agara.
05:27Txakata.
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