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00:00:00Grandma, is this the 200 million dollar necklace that just got auctioned off?
00:00:10Nothing but the best for my angel.
00:00:13You deserve everything.
00:00:14And if that boy, Ethan, dares to mistreat you, he'll have to answer to me.
00:00:20No, he's perfect.
00:00:22I mentioned Bali once and he planned the whole thing.
00:00:25Scuba, private yacht, everything.
00:00:30Um, Ms. Woods, the engagement party guests are growing restless and I can't seem to reach Mr. Grayson on the phone.
00:00:39Really?
00:00:41I'll find him.
00:01:00Excuse me, does being devastatingly handsome give you the right to not watch where you're going?
00:01:04Oh, two years of planning and finally, this American tech is ours.
00:01:20Let's move if they find us.
00:01:22Relax.
00:01:23There is a big engagement party downstairs.
00:01:25You think they're going to look for us here?
00:01:28The Americans in their parties.
00:01:30Room service.
00:01:50Mission accomplished.
00:01:51To get him ready.
00:02:04She wants to go scuba diving.
00:02:07I'll take her.
00:02:08There might be a little oxygen malfunction.
00:02:11She'll die doing what she loves.
00:02:13No one will suspect a murder.
00:02:15I'll even take care of her grandma too and everything is going to be mine.
00:02:19She's crazy about you, man.
00:02:22The mansion, the Porsche.
00:02:24Hey, don't you feel anything for her?
00:02:27Yeah, sure I do.
00:02:28I just love money more.
00:02:31Can you blame me?
00:02:32Come on, here.
00:02:33To getting rich and not having to work for it.
00:02:37My dream wedding is a complete sham.
00:02:40He doesn't want to marry me.
00:02:42He wants to kill me.
00:02:43Oh, careful.
00:02:51What, does being pretty give you a pass on basic manners?
00:02:54I'm sorry.
00:02:55I'm a little busy having the worst day of my life.
00:02:57Another runaway bride.
00:03:13Classic.
00:03:13Classic.
00:03:13Classic.
00:03:14Classic.
00:03:35Grandma, everything hurts.
00:03:40Why do I sound like a dude?
00:03:42A dude?
00:03:42what the hell are you doing in here what am i doing here i saved your life
00:03:50five more minutes and you'll be meeting that dead grandma for real
00:03:53why couldn't you have done this sooner you would have saved me a lot of time
00:03:57but you'll be dead and i'll be rich
00:04:01oh honey oh you're awake thank god
00:04:07oh oh oh hands to yourself motherfucker she knows about my plan no no way
00:04:17what do you mean that my grandma's dead what happened tell me what the hell is wrong with
00:04:27you dude i said you can screw with me you can kill me you can do whatever you want but
00:04:31stay away from my grandma you got it what the hell what the hell
00:04:38what the hell
00:04:41am i dead is this some freaky afterlife glitch why the hell am i inside someone else
00:04:50oh my god oh my god this isn't real this isn't real this isn't real this isn't real
00:04:54what i'm alive wait what what what's going on who the hell are you what are you doing in
00:05:10my body i was about to ask you the same thing what did you do you're that suicidal bride
00:05:16you're that jerk who crashed into me oh my god okay what'd you do my identity's complicated
00:05:24if you don't want any trouble you need to stay with me 24 7
00:05:27excuse me i'm blair woods heiress to the woods family i'm not gonna spend 24 7 with a filthy stranger
00:05:33stranger fine let's get married what oh my god you're completely insane
00:05:39you were running from your wedding right okay i'll go back and tell them that i changed my mind
00:05:44the wedding's back on no no no no no he's trying to kill me absolutely not you cannot do that
00:05:49it's your choice him or me
00:05:53it's your choice him or me
00:05:59fine fine but the second he's back we're getting divorced
00:06:04i mean who's that guy
00:06:07what the hell
00:06:13my boyfriend says you're trash so congrats you're dumbed
00:06:18okay you need to work with me here too short
00:06:22excuse me they're too short
00:06:23what are you doing this guy is obviously using you don't fall for a pretty boy act like his
00:06:35okay well it's better be a pretty boy than a murderous con man
00:06:37so and you know what guys who try to kill women for money don't get to marry me i mean i'm
00:06:43fiance so dream on loser what the blair i'll be waiting for you when you come to your sentence okay
00:06:51well
00:06:56chasing men sucks as a coward
00:06:59fine fine fine okay let's get married on one condition we try to switch back first and if that doesn't work then
00:07:07i'll meet you at the turf fair enough don't disappoint me
00:07:14okay okay but like how do we switch back can we just like crash into each other again
00:07:22i'm game go stand in the middle of the road
00:07:25i'll grab my car
00:07:26you know i'd rather be a bitter bride than roadkill so
00:07:29screw it let's get married get ready to kneel
00:07:34kneel yeah
00:07:35all right 857
00:07:41all right what's your name
00:07:46uh blair woods
00:07:47buddy i asked your name not your fiance's
00:07:51okay
00:08:01are you two sure about this
00:08:03uh
00:08:05because i've seen a lot of couples come through here and
00:08:07i'm not gonna lie this room i need a checkup from the neck up
00:08:10excuse, wait are you calling me crazy
00:08:13more certain
00:08:14please process our application
00:08:15uh
00:08:16please
00:08:18all right
00:08:20Do you know when she's going to show up?
00:08:30No.
00:08:31Oh, great.
00:08:38You're getting married dressed like this?
00:08:41It's a fake marriage, your highness.
00:08:43Stop whining.
00:08:46It's a fake marriage, your highness.
00:08:49Stop whining.
00:08:50Ah, my first wedding and I'm going to be married to you.
00:08:53Yeah, it's not like I'm thrilled about it either.
00:08:56Liam Lowell, do take this woman to be your lawfully wedded wife
00:09:00through wealth, hardship, and everything in between.
00:09:03He does.
00:09:03All right, then.
00:09:04In Blair Woods, the same stuff.
00:09:07Wonderful.
00:09:07Take that as a yes.
00:09:10Please exchange rings.
00:09:13Rings?
00:09:14No, we are not at the kissing party yet.
00:09:18Wait.
00:09:19Stop.
00:09:20Let me...
00:09:21Wait.
00:09:23Watch out.
00:09:24God.
00:09:33Wow.
00:09:34You really came prepared.
00:09:36Okay.
00:09:37I now pronounce you husband and wife.
00:09:41You may kiss the bride.
00:09:47Come on.
00:09:50Yep, no, I can't do it.
00:09:53Excuse me.
00:09:53Under normal circumstances, you never get to kiss somebody like me in your entire life.
00:09:57Oh, this is just a temporary arrangement.
00:10:00Is such a sacred institution merely a convenience for you two?
00:10:04Look, Pastor, it's not really like we had a choice.
00:10:07Otherwise, I wouldn't have...
00:10:09I know you only in my dreams.
00:10:12You come visit and I make a scene.
00:10:16You know we're passionate.
00:10:18I really am a good kisser all night.
00:10:20Love is forever.
00:10:21This ring is, like, insanely unique.
00:10:27I never pegged you for the, uh, classy sentimental type.
00:10:31It's kind of hot, though.
00:10:33It was my foster mother's.
00:10:35It was her husband's final gift to her.
00:10:36Oh, my God.
00:10:37No, I'm so sorry.
00:10:38This must be, like, super important to you here.
00:10:39You should take it back.
00:10:39Oh, we're married.
00:10:41It's yours now.
00:10:43Plus, I promised your grandma I'd protect you.
00:10:45And I used that ring as a good luck charm for years.
00:10:48Now I can protect you instead.
00:10:51No.
00:10:52All right.
00:10:53Let's go home, husband.
00:11:02Maybe you're not as annoying as I thought.
00:11:15Oh, my God.
00:11:21What are you doing?
00:11:23I'm posting on my IG, duh.
00:11:25It's, like, totally where normal people live on TV.
00:11:27Okay.
00:11:28Um, well, princess, welcome to your new life.
00:11:32Follow me.
00:11:32So, this is it?
00:11:46My closet is bigger than this entire place.
00:11:49Someone swore if we're richer or poorer back at the church.
00:11:53Or is it all just for show?
00:11:54Okay, well, then, by that same vow, you're stuck with me forever, too, so...
00:11:57No, forever is not that long.
00:11:59You could die any day.
00:12:00Wow.
00:12:01Morbid.
00:12:01But, um, are we sure about this place?
00:12:04Because we could always just, like, stay in mind.
00:12:06No, not an option.
00:12:07Look.
00:12:08If you want to stay alive, you'll stay put right here.
00:12:12Why?
00:12:15Sulted little princess.
00:12:17You don't know who I am, what I do, and you still follow me home.
00:12:23Aren't you afraid of what I might do?
00:12:26What?
00:12:27What are you...
00:12:28What is that supposed to mean?
00:12:29What are you planning?
00:12:30Look, relax.
00:12:30All I'm saying is we swapped bodies, which means things might happen.
00:12:37And if they do happen, you need to accept it and stay quiet.
00:12:43Like what things?
00:12:45Well, like the fact that the body you're in right now belongs to a secret agent.
00:12:50I'm sorry.
00:12:51I'm sorry.
00:12:53I'm sorry.
00:12:55A what?
00:13:00I'm sorry.
00:13:01I'm sorry.
00:13:03A what?
00:13:03I knew he was trouble.
00:13:07This is what I get for trusting a hot stranger.
00:13:10I need to get out of here.
00:13:11I need to get out of here.
00:13:12Fast.
00:13:18Are you trying to leave?
00:13:20It's too late.
00:13:21My identity's classified.
00:13:23You know too much.
00:13:24Okay, wait.
00:13:25Just please don't kill me.
00:13:26I'll stay put.
00:13:26I swear.
00:13:27Okay, relax.
00:13:28Look.
00:13:28As long as you don't do anything stupid, I won't touch you.
00:13:32You're my wife.
00:13:35Wait a second.
00:13:37Okay, so if you're a secret agent, doesn't that mean people are like trying to kill you?
00:13:43Exactly.
00:13:43That's why I brought you here.
00:13:45This is a safe house.
00:13:47And if you want to stay alive, you need to stay close to me.
00:13:51I never thought I'd be living with a secret agent.
00:13:54Yeah.
00:13:54Get used to it.
00:13:57Go wash up.
00:13:58It's almost bedtime.
00:13:59But there's only one bed.
00:14:09No, no, no.
00:14:10It was on the bed.
00:14:11You get the couch.
00:14:12No, move it.
00:14:12This is my bed.
00:14:14Don't you have any chivalry?
00:14:15It's ladies first.
00:14:16I am a secret agent, not a knight.
00:14:18Besides, take a look in the mirror.
00:14:19Are you really a lady?
00:14:20Wait.
00:14:20I don't care.
00:14:21I'm sleeping in this bed.
00:14:23For the record, this is my house.
00:14:26Didn't you say you were going to protect me?
00:14:28And now I can't even sleep in a real bed?
00:14:31Fine.
00:14:32You take the bed.
00:14:34No funny business.
00:14:36Close the door.
00:14:36I never thought I'd actually get married.
00:14:49I never thought I'd actually get married.
00:14:49I never thought I'd actually catch my feelings for that entitled princess.
00:15:02Oh my god.
00:15:14What happened?
00:15:14What?
00:15:15What happened?
00:15:16This is worse than a gas station next to LAX.
00:15:20What?
00:15:21What is this?
00:15:22Is this supposed to be soap?
00:15:23Yeah, obviously.
00:15:25Listen up, babe.
00:15:25If this sketchy soap comes near that face, worth an estimated $30 million in skincare,
00:15:30I will legit yeep your favorite appendage straight down the toilet.
00:15:33Got it?
00:15:36Grab your wallet.
00:15:37It's time for retail therapy.
00:15:38Okay, let's go.
00:15:52Shit.
00:15:53No.
00:15:54God, this woman is terrifying.
00:15:57What are you doing?
00:16:07Trust.
00:16:08Trust us.
00:16:11Hey.
00:16:12Don't move.
00:16:14Be a good girl.
00:16:15Okay.
00:16:38Slay.
00:16:42Well.
00:16:44Well.
00:16:45I guess your face really is worth $30 million.
00:16:48Oh, look.
00:16:49You're finally getting good taste.
00:16:50Welcome to the Globe Club.
00:16:51This shade would look fire on you.
00:16:55Do you want to try?
00:16:57No.
00:17:00I'll take everything.
00:17:02Ma'am, these are limited edition.
00:17:04They're like $100 each.
00:17:05My treat.
00:17:07My treat.
00:17:15Okay, so, like, how does this work?
00:17:18All right, put that down.
00:17:19I'll show you.
00:17:20I'll show you.
00:17:21I'll show you.
00:17:21I'll show you.
00:17:22Okay.
00:17:26Hey.
00:17:27Don't move.
00:17:27I'll show you.
00:17:28Don't move.
00:17:29Don't move.
00:17:31Don't move.
00:17:31Or I might cut you.
00:17:33Okay. Uh, don't move or I might cut you.
00:17:38Wait. You're gonna put that on here? No. What?
00:17:42Yeah. I'm here.
00:17:49Is it hot in here? Or am I crushing on my own face?
00:17:56Okay, don't worry. You rinse it off and you shower.
00:17:59Oh, sh-shower?
00:18:03Yeah.
00:18:20Alright, no peeking.
00:18:22Yeah, trust me. Your body's not really on my must-see list.
00:18:25Ouch. Really much?
00:18:27Okay, watch it. Careful.
00:18:33Okay.
00:18:49Somebody named Raven. Should I pick it up?
00:18:52Um, yeah. Whatever he says, just say, mhm.
00:18:57Simple.
00:19:01Yo, man. You've been straight up ghost mode for days.
00:19:04Do you miss me or what?
00:19:06Um, mhm.
00:19:08Let me guess. You dodging another hit squad or something again?
00:19:12Mhm.
00:19:14Figures. You're basically untouchable anyway.
00:19:17I got you a fresh gig lined up.
00:19:19Muzz me up.
00:19:20And I'm waiting downstairs.
00:19:23Oh, mhm.
00:19:24Mhm.
00:19:28So, your boy's outside and he said something about a mission.
00:19:30What? What the hell? Did you agree?
00:19:31Well, you told me that mhm, so I mhm.
00:19:33I got my wounds.
00:19:34Okay.
00:19:35Okay.
00:19:40Okay.
00:19:41Wait, hold up. What are you doing?
00:19:42What is your problem?
00:19:43At least...
00:19:45On some underwear.
00:19:55Well, it's about time you let me in. I...
00:19:58Am I interrupting something?
00:20:18So, who's this?
00:20:21My husband.
00:20:23Uh, I mean, it's my wife.
00:20:25Bro, you got married? Since when?
00:20:30The, uh...
00:20:31Yesterday.
00:20:32Accident introduced me to the love of my life.
00:20:35And, uh...
00:20:37Just...
00:20:38We clicked.
00:20:39Instantly.
00:20:40And, uh...
00:20:41Decided to get married.
00:20:42Is there a problem?
00:20:43Wow.
00:20:44You know, I thought you and I really did have something.
00:20:47But here you are getting married and not even telling me.
00:20:50Hmph!
00:20:51Okay, don't get any weird ideas.
00:20:52I am straight.
00:20:53So...
00:20:55What brings you here in the middle of the night?
00:21:00Okay, don't get any weird ideas.
00:21:01I am straight.
00:21:03So...
00:21:04What brings you here in the middle of the night?
00:21:07I am starting to see why you two are endgame.
00:21:09She is as extra as you are.
00:21:11Anywho...
00:21:12Could you tell your girl to dip?
00:21:14This is real talk.
00:21:15Nah, man.
00:21:16She's good.
00:21:17She, uh...
00:21:18She knows what's up.
00:21:19She...
00:21:20We don't gatekeep in this marriage.
00:21:21Bro, you do realize that we are in an industry that will literally chew you up and spit you out the moment they go soft, right?
00:21:29Get to the point.
00:21:30Skip the filler.
00:21:32Hold on.
00:21:33Didn't you say that that ring was more valuable to you than your life?
00:21:40I tried to touch it once and you nearly snapped my wrist.
00:21:44Yeah.
00:21:45Yeah, I gave it to her.
00:21:47Problem?
00:21:48Wow.
00:21:50She really must be the one.
00:21:53Anyway...
00:21:55Here's your newest tip.
00:21:56No.
00:21:57It's not happening.
00:21:58Can't you see we just got married?
00:21:59We are on our honeymoon.
00:22:00Bro, you've been off the grid way too long.
00:22:05You don't take this mission?
00:22:07You fail the monthly evaluation which means you face the death challenges.
00:22:13Your wife or your life.
00:22:16Make your choice.
00:22:21Honeymoon can wait.
00:22:22He'll take the job.
00:22:23That's the spirit.
00:22:27Good luck you two lovebirds.
00:22:33Okay, you're not actually expecting me to take this top secret agent mission thing, right?
00:22:37No, relax.
00:22:38I'll handle it.
00:22:44Come on.
00:22:48Hello?
00:22:49Blair Woods.
00:22:50You got married and didn't tell me?
00:22:55You're so dead.
00:23:03Well?
00:23:04Care to explain yourself?
00:23:07Yeah, he's the love of my life.
00:23:08I'm all in.
00:23:10Wrong.
00:23:11With some feeling.
00:23:15Well?
00:23:16Care to explain yourself?
00:23:18Yeah, he's the love of my life.
00:23:20I'm all in.
00:23:22Wrong.
00:23:23With some feeling.
00:23:27Two days ago, you dipped out of your engagement.
00:23:30And now you're married as Brando?
00:23:33Not on my watch.
00:23:35Think about the family's reputation.
00:23:36No, Grandma.
00:23:37Grandma.
00:23:38Please.
00:23:39Please.
00:23:40We truly, truly love each other.
00:23:47Yeah, he is so sweet.
00:23:51Grandma.
00:23:52It's real love.
00:23:53I swear.
00:23:54I'll hand over all my passwords, okay?
00:23:56Bank accounts, crypto, Netflix, literally everything.
00:23:58Everything.
00:23:59What?
00:24:03Yeah.
00:24:04He is gonna give me everything.
00:24:05We don't need his pocket change.
00:24:10We don't need his pocket change.
00:24:13But fine.
00:24:14If this kid makes you happy, then...
00:24:16Oh.
00:24:19Oh.
00:24:21Oh.
00:24:23Mia?
00:24:35How do you know about my migraines?
00:24:37Oh, uh, Blair, too.
00:24:38She mentioned it.
00:24:40In passing.
00:24:41They get really bad when you're stressed out.
00:24:43I just thought I'd learn some hacks.
00:24:46Yeah.
00:24:47Just in case.
00:24:50That's very sweet, actually.
00:24:53The last one couldn't even pretend to care.
00:24:55All he did was ask me for my money.
00:24:58I can't believe I was so blind.
00:25:00Grandma must be really disappointed in me.
00:25:03My bad, Grandma.
00:25:04But it's over.
00:25:05From now on, I'm taking back full control.
00:25:10Sweetheart, I get it.
00:25:12A bad marriage is hell.
00:25:13And even if it's moments before the vows,
00:25:15you can walk away.
00:25:17So, love who you love.
00:25:23As for you,
00:25:25if I ever find out that you mistreated my granddaughter,
00:25:28you'll regret it for the rest of your life.
00:25:35As for you,
00:25:37if I ever find out that you mistreated my granddaughter,
00:25:41you'll regret it for the rest of your life.
00:25:44Grandma,
00:25:46I'm your precious granddaughter.
00:25:59Game time.
00:26:01Target's been spotted.
00:26:10Where is he?
00:26:12What is taking him so long?
00:26:15Oh my God, Leon.
00:26:17What happened?
00:26:18What happened?
00:26:21Here, let up.
00:26:23No, no, no, don't pass out, don't pass out.
00:26:24Stay with me, stay with me.
00:26:25What happened?
00:26:26Did somebody ambush you?
00:26:28Mission's done, but someone tagged me.
00:26:31I can't find the damn wound.
00:26:33I can't stop the bleeding.
00:26:34That's it, we're going to the ER.
00:26:35No.
00:26:38That's it, we're going to the ER.
00:26:39No.
00:26:41No hospitals.
00:26:42It's too risky.
00:26:43You help me find the bullet hole,
00:26:44I'll patch the wound myself.
00:26:46Okay.
00:26:48Okay.
00:26:49Uh.
00:26:57Liam.
00:27:00What day is it?
00:27:01Are you seriously checking a calendar while I'm bleeding out?
00:27:07Plot twist.
00:27:08So, you actually didn't get shot.
00:27:11You just got your period.
00:27:13Sorry babe.
00:27:20Oh wait.
00:27:21Here.
00:27:22Breathe with me.
00:27:26What's your play here?
00:27:28I'm helping you with your cramps.
00:27:31By holding my hands?
00:27:32Shh.
00:27:34Science.
00:27:35Studies show that holding hands with people you care about actually reduces pain, so.
00:27:39Even for fake couples?
00:27:44Studies show that holding hands with people you care about actually reduces pain, so.
00:27:48Even for fake couples?
00:27:50You know, maybe you should try not talking.
00:27:52And maybe you should stop reading fake news.
00:27:54It's not fake news.
00:27:59So?
00:28:03Are you feeling any better now?
00:28:05I actually do feel less wrecked.
00:28:08Told you.
00:28:10Honestly, I don't normally cramp this bad.
00:28:12But I'm sure your super secret agent cardio didn't help.
00:28:14Yeah.
00:28:15Your endurance sucks.
00:28:16Finishing that mission nearly took me out.
00:28:19Looks like I'm flunking this evaluation.
00:28:25Why do you do it?
00:28:26Like, real talk.
00:28:27Why do you do it?
00:28:28The super secret agent stuff.
00:28:30Just seems like...
00:28:31Dangerous AF.
00:28:33For my foster mom.
00:28:36This is her?
00:28:37She looks really kind.
00:28:39She was.
00:28:41She taught me how to survive.
00:28:43Hmm.
00:28:44So this is how you got into the agency?
00:28:46Yeah.
00:28:48I won't disappoint her.
00:28:49Okay.
00:28:50I'll help you.
00:28:51Is the evaluation to get your spot back?
00:28:52No.
00:28:53Absolutely not.
00:28:54End of discussion.
00:28:56What?
00:28:57No.
00:28:58No.
00:28:59Absolutely not.
00:29:00End of discussion.
00:29:01You're not doing it.
00:29:02I can't let you risk your life.
00:29:03Okay.
00:29:08Well, besides me, who else is gonna help you now?
00:29:10The body's yours.
00:29:11The muscle memory's still there.
00:29:12And all the other stuff, I don't know.
00:29:13Like, teacher, you're the super secret agent, right?
00:29:15I don't think you understand how dangerous this job is.
00:29:18So I can't do it.
00:29:19I don't think you understand how dangerous this job is.
00:29:21I can't do it.
00:29:22I can do it.
00:29:23What?
00:29:24I can do it.
00:29:25I can do it.
00:29:26I can do it.
00:29:27I can do it.
00:29:28I can do it.
00:29:29I can do it.
00:29:30this job is.
00:29:34I can't afford
00:29:34to lose you two.
00:29:36Okay.
00:29:37Alright, come on.
00:29:38What?
00:29:39You're planning on
00:29:40doing your dirty work
00:29:41in my delicate little body forever?
00:29:43No.
00:29:43I'm not doing this for free.
00:29:44I want three favors from you.
00:29:46Non-negotiable.
00:29:49Fine.
00:29:58What the hell just happened?
00:29:59Did she seriously
00:30:00just pat my head
00:30:01like I'm a puppy?
00:30:02Why?
00:30:03Why did that make me
00:30:04feel weirdly happy?
00:30:06Alright, get it together, Liam.
00:30:08It was just a kiss.
00:30:13Oh, God.
00:30:21What did I just do?
00:30:22Did I kiss him?
00:30:25Why the hell
00:30:26would I kiss him?
00:30:27Wait.
00:30:28Do I
00:30:29like him?
00:30:40Wow.
00:30:41You can actually cook.
00:30:42For a second,
00:30:43I was thinking
00:30:43of promoting you
00:30:44to my future husband.
00:30:45Okay.
00:30:45Enough talking.
00:30:47Eat up.
00:30:47It's the last moment
00:30:48of happiness
00:30:49you'll have today.
00:30:49This is the whole plan.
00:30:59That's just the table
00:31:00of contents.
00:31:01Okay, so just out of curiosity,
00:31:03is it too late to back out now?
00:31:0449, 50.
00:31:15Okay, keep going.
00:31:17Don't slow down.
00:31:18This plan is unhumane.
00:31:20That was just the warm-up.
00:31:22What?
00:31:23Oh, damn.
00:31:30My body's kind of hot.
00:31:34Oh, damn.
00:31:37My body's kind of hot.
00:31:38Okay.
00:31:39Hands to yourself.
00:31:40That's enough for today.
00:31:42I'll make you a protein meal.
00:31:43Okay, relax.
00:32:02That's your own body.
00:32:05When we switch back,
00:32:06I am so writing a fantasy novel
00:32:07about this.
00:32:08Kissing myself.
00:32:10A memoir.
00:32:10Don't you dare.
00:32:11Oh, God, don't flatter yourself.
00:32:12The main character's
00:32:13not going to be based on you.
00:32:14That's even worse.
00:32:17Anyway,
00:32:18after lunch,
00:32:19I have something special
00:32:20to show you.
00:32:20Oh, let me guess.
00:32:22Uh, rare jewelry?
00:32:24Ancient art and science.
00:32:25Oh, I know.
00:32:26Uh, limited edition air mess?
00:32:34My babies.
00:32:35Impressive, right?
00:32:37These are what you call babies?
00:32:39God, I never should have
00:32:40trusted somebody
00:32:40who washes their face
00:32:41with bar soap.
00:32:43No, just pick one for me.
00:32:45No, you have to touch it yourself.
00:32:47You'll know which one's right.
00:32:50You're my wife now.
00:32:51I won't allow anything
00:32:52to compromise your safety.
00:32:54Well, technically,
00:32:55I'm your husband.
00:32:56Well, then,
00:32:57pick a damn gun,
00:32:59dear husband.
00:33:06How about this one?
00:33:07Not bad.
00:33:09It's an M200.
00:33:10Longest range sniper rifle on earth.
00:33:12But,
00:33:13it's bolt action.
00:33:14It's definitely not
00:33:15beginner friendly.
00:33:18Okay.
00:33:21This is fun.
00:33:24This one.
00:33:25Hey, raise your weapon.
00:33:45Gun up.
00:33:50Tuck your elbow in.
00:33:52Are you listening?
00:33:59Are you even listening to me?
00:34:00Yeah.
00:34:01Of course.
00:34:03Okay.
00:34:05Lesson one.
00:34:06Observation.
00:34:08Choose any target you want.
00:34:10Okay, so I will just...
00:34:13So...
00:34:14Oh, man.
00:34:18Wait.
00:34:19Oh, my God.
00:34:20That's Tasha.
00:34:22Tasha, my bestie.
00:34:23Oh, that is wild.
00:34:26What are the odds?
00:34:27Oh, my God.
00:34:27I'm going to text her later.
00:34:37Those cheating bastards.
00:34:39I don't want to kill...
00:34:40No, you're terrible.
00:34:41Okay.
00:34:41Okay.
00:34:41Okay.
00:34:41Okay.
00:34:41Okay.
00:34:41Okay.
00:34:41Okay.
00:34:41Okay.
00:34:41Okay.
00:34:41Okay.
00:34:42Okay.
00:34:42Okay.
00:34:42Okay.
00:34:42Okay.
00:34:43Okay.
00:34:43Okay.
00:34:44Well, don't you look sexy.
00:34:51So, what happened with you and Blair?
00:34:53I want to talk about it.
00:34:55Some pretty boy showed up out of nowhere and stole her from me.
00:34:59What?
00:35:00And you just gave up?
00:35:01Why?
00:35:02Do you know how hard I worked to introduce you to that cash cow?
00:35:06Do you have any idea how difficult it is to find someone so rich and gullible?
00:35:11I'm just getting a little tired of following her around like a lap dog.
00:35:17I'm just getting a little tired of following her around like a lap dog.
00:35:18It's pathetic.
00:35:20Honey, honey, just stick with it a little longer.
00:35:25Do it for our baby.
00:35:26We need her money.
00:35:27I did everything for her.
00:35:36I gave her everything.
00:35:39I gave her everything.
00:35:43When the mean girls bullied her at school, who confronted him?
00:35:47Me.
00:35:47And now she has the nerve to play kissy face with Ethan.
00:35:54Okay.
00:35:55You've been crying for three hours.
00:35:58If you're that upset, why didn't you just say something?
00:36:00You know what?
00:36:03I should have.
00:36:04I should have.
00:36:06They're not going to get away with this.
00:36:09They used me for my money, and I'm not going to let somebody who betrayed me get off that
00:36:16easy.
00:36:19And now she has the nerve to ask me out?
00:36:23Fine.
00:36:29Fine.
00:36:31You want to play?
00:36:34Let's play.
00:36:39Wait.
00:36:40I fully endorse you giving them a reality check, but I am terrible with drama.
00:36:45Well, and I suck at being a secret agent, but you still owe me three favors, remember?
00:36:49Wow.
00:36:49Okay.
00:36:50So you're resorting to your husband to do your dirty work?
00:36:52Let's go.
00:36:53Dear husband.
00:37:15Blair?
00:37:16I haven't been able to stop thinking about you since you left me at the engagement party.
00:37:21I get it.
00:37:22I messed up.
00:37:22And I'm sorry, okay?
00:37:25But I just, I can't imagine life without you.
00:37:29And hey, I'm willing to forget the fact that you slept with other men if you just get back
00:37:37with me.
00:37:37This manipulative piece of trash.
00:37:42Bastard.
00:37:43Bastard.
00:37:48You must be Blair's new guy.
00:37:50I'm Tasha.
00:37:52Her best friend.
00:37:53Oh, you mean the kind of best friend who sleeps with her fiancé?
00:37:56Oh, you mean the kind of best friend that sleeps with a friend's fiancé?
00:38:02That's new.
00:38:03Don't be like that.
00:38:05You're kind of hot, you know?
00:38:07No wonder Blair chose to be with you.
00:38:09I have some self-respect.
00:38:14And for the record, I am not Blair's boyfriend.
00:38:16I'm her husband.
00:38:18What?
00:38:19Yeah.
00:38:20Already married?
00:38:22Well, can't say I'm surprised.
00:38:25Blair's gorgeous and rich, sure.
00:38:28But in case you don't know, she literally ran out on her wedding.
00:38:32Such a spoiled brat.
00:38:34Okay, so then what's this?
00:38:35This little ambush thing today?
00:38:37Is that all part of your master plan to force her back with Ethan?
00:38:39What do you get out of all this?
00:38:40What do I get out of this?
00:38:42Oh, baby.
00:38:43Nothing makes me happier than seeing her miserable.
00:38:48Oh, my God.
00:38:49I'm grateful to one girl to be.
00:38:52Absolutely shameless.
00:38:53I feel sorry for her boyfriend.
00:38:56Poor guy.
00:38:58Blair, I just want to know what I did wrong.
00:39:00You leaving wrecked me, and I just want you to give us another chance.
00:39:05What, you're the one who's wrecked?
00:39:07God, what's next?
00:39:08You're going to say you have morning sickness because of me?
00:39:13Hey, you.
00:39:17Backstabbing bitch.
00:39:18You like sharing men so much?
00:39:20Keep your shared man to yourself.
00:39:25Are you insane?
00:39:27You, you're making things up.
00:39:30Well, that's how it's going to go.
00:39:31All right.
00:39:32Go then.
00:39:33Everyone, airdrops on.
00:39:36Just let me know if I do it.
00:39:37You bitch.
00:39:47You spied on me.
00:39:50Watch out.
00:39:50You cheated, you lied, and now you want to hit a woman?
00:39:55Nice job, Ethan.
00:39:56You are a disgrace to mankind.
00:39:58Oh, you're scared now?
00:39:59Five minutes ago, you were such a badass.
00:40:01If you ever show your face again, I will put you back in the dirt every single fucking time.
00:40:07Both of you are going to regret this.
00:40:13You better watch your backs.
00:40:15Please.
00:40:16Did you see his face?
00:40:27This is so exciting.
00:40:30Wait, how did you get this footage?
00:40:31Oh, please.
00:40:32In my line of work, I pick up a few hack and skills.
00:40:34I don't think so.
00:40:42Whatever.
00:40:44Ah!
00:40:46Damn it!
00:40:47Nobody makes a fool out of me.
00:40:50Time to activate our little problem solver.
00:40:54I'm going to destroy Blair Woods completely.
00:40:58Oh, shit.
00:41:06Can you hear me of this?
00:41:14Hello?
00:41:15Miss Woods, you need to get back to the office right now.
00:41:19Something's gone down.
00:41:22Okay.
00:41:26Bye.
00:41:26Jesus, come on.
00:41:34Miss Woods.
00:41:36Thank God you're here.
00:41:37We've got a problem.
00:41:39Hey, besties.
00:41:40Today, we're confronting this Woods company face-to-face.
00:41:44Let's get justice.
00:41:46What exactly are you accusing us of?
00:41:49This.
00:41:50This is what your cream did to my face.
00:41:53What?
00:41:54That is impossible.
00:41:55Our face creams are made with all-natural products.
00:41:57There's no additives, and we've never had a reaction to this ever.
00:42:00You're all saying this, right?
00:42:02Thousands of you are watching.
00:42:03Don't let them dislike me.
00:42:05Fine.
00:42:07If you claim this product did that, I'll test it right now.
00:42:10And if there's a reaction, I'll double your compensation.
00:42:14Oh, yeah.
00:42:15Go on.
00:42:16Enjoy this specially enhanced cream, honey.
00:42:18Let me guess.
00:42:28You were hoping I'd slather this sulfuric acid-laced cream on my face and burn it off?
00:42:33How the hell does she know?
00:42:36Run this to the lab compared to stock samples.
00:42:38I want results in an hour.
00:42:39What?
00:42:40No, I would never do something like this.
00:42:43Do you know how important a face is to an influencer?
00:42:47I would never risk my own face just to frame you.
00:42:52Wait.
00:42:53Wait.
00:42:53You dare question me?
00:43:01My wife's reputation?
00:43:04Nice try.
00:43:05That face rash is makeup.
00:43:07Are you serious?
00:43:08She faked it?
00:43:10Attempted assault, defamation, fraud.
00:43:13Congratulations.
00:43:14Your career as an influencer is over.
00:43:16Security.
00:43:17No, no, no.
00:43:18I'm so sorry.
00:43:19I didn't mean to.
00:43:20It wasn't a mistake.
00:43:21No.
00:43:21Let go of me.
00:43:22I can go.
00:43:23Come on.
00:43:24Come on.
00:43:25No, no, no.
00:43:27No, no.
00:43:34I'll admit, you were surprisingly useful.
00:43:38I know, but something's bugging me.
00:43:40How'd she get in here?
00:43:41No clearance, no invite.
00:43:43It's weird, right?
00:43:45You might want to check for a mole within your company.
00:43:48You cleaned that thing like a hundred times today.
00:43:54Are you still thinking about the mole?
00:43:56Someone let that liar waltz into your office?
00:43:59That is not a rookie move.
00:44:00I bet your ex-fiancé, Ethan, is behind it.
00:44:07You got proof?
00:44:09Both of you are going to regret this.
00:44:11You better watch your backs.
00:44:13I call it a secret agent's hunch.
00:44:15One day, I'm going to blow his brains out.
00:44:25All right, we're agents, not assassins.
00:44:27Quit pouting.
00:44:28Grab your jacket.
00:44:29We're going out.
00:44:30This place is nice.
00:44:39No, you're not here to party.
00:44:41Secret agent's HQ.
00:44:48You see that bartender over there?
00:44:51He's going to take you to Marion.
00:44:52She hands out the assignments.
00:44:54Wait, you're not coming with me?
00:44:55Well, the agency doesn't exactly welcome strangers, so you'll have to go alone.
00:45:00And, just a heads up, Marion's a little obsessed with me.
00:45:07Of course she is.
00:45:10You really have broken hearts everywhere, huh?
00:45:12Relax.
00:45:13Never even touched her.
00:45:15They're so messy.
00:45:19Messy.
00:45:30Hey, Brady.
00:45:42You alone?
00:45:43Let me get you a drink.
00:45:48Hey, where you going, sweetheart?
00:45:49Let's have a little fun.
00:45:51Fuck off.
00:45:51Come on.
00:45:54Just relax a little.
00:45:55It's all right, aren't you?
00:45:57Oh, my God.
00:45:58I'm just going to take a sip.
00:45:59Seriously, man, back off.
00:46:00Take a sip.
00:46:00Come on.
00:46:00Just take a sip.
00:46:01Take a sip.
00:46:03You want to play rough, you little bitch?
00:46:05Okay, look.
00:46:18You have been on me ever since I walked in tonight.
00:46:20I mean, I'm here on a mission, not whatever this is.
00:46:23And I'm giving you one.
00:46:25After we handle more pressing matters, you've got all night, baby.
00:46:32Nothing going on with her, huh?
00:46:35Men are full of shit.
00:46:36Sorry, baby.
00:46:38Not tonight.
00:46:40Let me guess.
00:46:42This is about her?
00:46:43Look.
00:46:46Are you serious?
00:46:49You've turned me down for months, and you're ready to break protocol for that girl?
00:46:55Excuse me, that is not that girl.
00:46:57That is my wife.
00:46:59You gave her this?
00:47:00Yeah.
00:47:00The elite agent ring.
00:47:02Obviously.
00:47:03She's a nobody.
00:47:07She's a nobody.
00:47:08Okay, well, I'm going to share whatever I have with my partner, so...
00:47:12An agent dreaming of love like Sun Civilian.
00:47:20You're so childish.
00:47:25Wake up.
00:47:26This mission comes straight from the chief.
00:47:28There is no room but mistakes.
00:47:32Right.
00:47:32Well, save your concern.
00:47:44Chief, are you sure Nighthawk is the right choice for this mission?
00:47:49Of course.
00:47:50He's married, Blair.
00:47:52It could compromise everything.
00:47:58Even better.
00:48:00That's exactly what I hoped for.
00:48:03Let's see if my little bird stays loyal.
00:48:07Or breaks.
00:48:08You little bitch.
00:48:13You want to play rough?
00:48:14You're asking for it.
00:48:16Yeah, well, let me show you what a real man's capable of.
00:48:18You filthy whore.
00:48:25Nighthawk?
00:48:26Wait.
00:48:27Who's Nighthawk?
00:48:28Nighthawk?
00:48:29It's you.
00:48:29Thank God.
00:48:30Are you deaf?
00:48:31She said no.
00:48:32It's a Nighthawk, please.
00:48:33I didn't know.
00:48:34I didn't know she was your girl.
00:48:35I'm sorry.
00:48:36You know what?
00:48:37You're lucky.
00:48:38Get lost.
00:48:43Pray that we don't meet again, bitch.
00:48:50Are you okay?
00:48:50Okay.
00:48:56I'm sorry I didn't get there sooner.
00:49:03It's not your fault.
00:49:06I just haven't felt that helpless in so long.
00:49:10It's like I was right back in my childhood, trying to survive.
00:49:18Don't worry.
00:49:23From now on, I'll protect you.
00:49:26Okay, careful.
00:49:41If you keep looking at me like that, I think you actually like me.
00:49:44What?
00:49:44Oh, what?
00:49:46No, I, you, you're in my body.
00:49:49I'm just protecting my property.
00:49:50Plus, you're the one with secret admirers crawling all over you.
00:49:54No, marrying doesn't count.
00:49:56There's nothing between us.
00:49:59I've never had the luxury of a normal relationship because of my job.
00:50:04I mean, we, technically we're already married, so you could quit your job and work for my company.
00:50:13I'll take care of you.
00:50:14It's not my way of living.
00:50:18Besides, you're my wife.
00:50:20I should be the one supporting you.
00:50:22But who, who said that I agreed to be your wife?
00:50:25Have you thought about what we'll do?
00:50:30We're stuck in these bodies forever.
00:50:33Uh, yeah.
00:50:36I mean, not ideal.
00:50:38But, um, I don't know.
00:50:41I can get used to it.
00:50:43I just have to learn how to pee standing up.
00:50:44Well, with you around, it might not be so bad.
00:50:55And then I'll just study really hard at being good at sex.
00:50:59As a man.
00:51:00Okay.
00:51:01Um, no, we, we're gonna switch back.
00:51:03It's fine.
00:51:04I'll figure it out.
00:51:04Oh, you're not interested in that?
00:51:08Oh, my God.
00:51:09I will never understand men and their weird pride.
00:51:11Okay, shut up.
00:51:15Um, let's get back to business.
00:51:17Find out who our next target is.
00:51:21Wait, our target's an international spy?
00:51:26Oh, wait, that's me.
00:51:27No, come on.
00:51:28I'm, I am not an international spy.
00:51:31This is a mistake.
00:51:32That's a mistake.
00:51:34No.
00:51:35You know, no, I've heard rumors at the agency.
00:51:37They call it the X-Files.
00:51:40It's, uh, fake missions to cover up dirty work for billionaires.
00:51:45You sure you didn't piss off the wrong person?
00:51:50Ethan.
00:51:51Son of a bitch.
00:51:53Okay.
00:52:05Okay.
00:52:05Okay.
00:52:05Uh, hack the system and trace the payments.
00:52:10It's definitely Ethan.
00:52:13Fine.
00:52:15He wants to play dirty?
00:52:16I'll play dirty.
00:52:18What's your plan?
00:52:19So, you know that company that's under his name?
00:52:22Yeah, that was a birthday gift from me.
00:52:24Back when I was stupid.
00:52:27And I'm gonna take it back.
00:52:30Done.
00:52:30Well, there should be enough evidence to sink in.
00:52:34Bastard.
00:52:37Looks like your email's working.
00:52:40Tomorrow's headlines just found their next star.
00:52:44Nice.
00:52:44Your scandal is everywhere, Ethan.
00:52:48Everyone knows you cheated on the Woods heiress.
00:52:51Our company's talk is crashing because of this.
00:52:54So you better give us an answer by today.
00:52:57What the hell is PR doing then?
00:52:59Get those headlines scrubbed.
00:53:02Now!
00:53:03Let's be real.
00:53:04Our PR team is a joke compared to what Woods' family's got.
00:53:08Do the right thing.
00:53:09Ethan, step down now.
00:53:11Or, I'll make sure the board votes you out.
00:53:15Step down?
00:53:15Step down?
00:53:18I am the chairman of this company.
00:53:20You cannot remove me from it.
00:53:21Are you sure about that?
00:53:24Blair.
00:53:25You've got a lot of nerves showing up to my company.
00:53:29Is this your company?
00:53:30Security?
00:53:33What do you want me to do?
00:53:34Remove them.
00:53:36Are you deaf?
00:53:37Remove them!
00:53:39Sorry, Ethan.
00:53:40We're actually not here to chat.
00:53:41We're here to be your new bosses.
00:53:42What the hell are you talking about?
00:53:45Okay, well, let's go through the fine print, shall we?
00:53:59Blair Woods now owns 51% of the company,
00:54:04making her the majority shareholder,
00:54:06and as such, the chairwoman has complete hiring and firing authority.
00:54:12Ethan Grayson.
00:54:14Tasha Blake.
00:54:15You are fired.
00:54:18No, no, no.
00:54:19You see, I built this company from nothing.
00:54:22You cannot just take it from me.
00:54:24Buddy, take a long, hard working year if you even have one.
00:54:28This company, I...
00:54:29My wife built it, and she gave it to you,
00:54:32and now she's taking it back.
00:54:33So, you got a problem?
00:54:34Oh, and one more thing.
00:54:36We know about the little influencer.
00:54:38We've already filed a suit for predatory competition,
00:54:40so, get ready to be served.
00:54:42Girls like you would never understand.
00:54:44I worked my ass off to get here,
00:54:46and you think you can just stroll in and take it?
00:54:50Can't I have one damn thing without you stealing it, too?
00:54:53Somebody call an ambulance.
00:55:09I think it will seem to be a piece.
00:55:13As long as you're safe.
00:55:14Raven, I want the best surgeon you have here in 20 minutes.
00:55:26I don't care if you have to drag him on your own chains.
00:55:28If he dies, I will make sure that you go down with him.
00:55:40Ten years retired.
00:55:42I didn't expect to be pulled out of bed for your gunpoint
00:55:45and choppered here tonight.
00:55:47Desperate times, doctor.
00:55:49Lucky you acted fast.
00:55:51Ten minutes later, he'd be gone.
00:55:55Come on, doc.
00:55:56Let's give you some love, breathe some privacy.
00:55:57Why did you take the hit for me?
00:56:14I mean, what if you died?
00:56:16What the hell would I do then?
00:56:26It hurts.
00:56:27Doesn't it?
00:56:30I wish I could take the pain for you.
00:56:32I wish I could take the pain for you.
00:56:34I wish I could take the pain for you.
00:56:35I wish I could take the pain for you.
00:56:36I wish I could take the pain for you.
00:56:38I wish I could take the pain for you.
00:56:40I wish I could take the pain for you.
00:56:41I wish I could take the pain for you.
00:56:42I wish I could take the pain for you.
00:56:43I wish I could take the pain for you.
00:56:44I wish I could take the pain for you.
00:56:45I wish I could take the pain for you.
00:56:46I wish I could take the pain for you.
00:56:47I wish I could take the pain for you.
00:56:48I wish I could take the pain for you.
00:56:49I wish I could take the pain for you.
00:56:50I wish I could take the pain for you.
00:56:51I wish I could take the pain for you.
00:56:52I wish I could take the pain for you.
00:56:53I wish I could take the pain for you.
00:56:54No way
00:57:06We switched back
00:57:09No way
00:57:11We switched back
00:57:14Liam
00:57:16Liam, wake up, we're back
00:57:18We switched back
00:57:24Wait, I haven't brushed my teeth or anything
00:57:33I don't fucking care
00:57:34Waited too long
00:57:36It's gone, everything's gone
00:57:42You have to help me
00:57:43Pathetic, you've got some nerve calling me
00:57:46Gloria, you're the one who gave the order
00:57:49This is on you
00:57:50So, if you don't want your little secret going public
00:57:53I suggest you help me
00:57:55Fine, one last shot
00:57:58I want Blair out of the picture
00:57:59This time, for good
00:58:01How are you feeling?
00:58:10What, do you want something?
00:58:14What, do you need something?
00:58:16Didn't she say holding hands helps with pain?
00:58:19And didn't you say that was fake news?
00:58:21Yeah, well, I did some research
00:58:22It turns out
00:58:23It's just somebody you love
00:58:25It actually works
00:58:26Yeah, well, I did some research
00:58:29It turns out
00:58:31It's just somebody you love
00:58:32It actually works
00:58:33Okay
00:58:38Well, since you're so into me
00:58:42Um, I guess you can say my husband
00:58:46For a little longer
00:58:48You know, I never thought that I'd fall in love with somebody who can't
00:58:59And then this whole body switch nonsense happened
00:59:03And then this whole body switch nonsense happened
00:59:03But somehow we switched back
00:59:07I guess prayers really do work
00:59:10Um, I'm gonna get some water
00:59:17Wow, the infamously cold-blooded agent taking a knife for a woman
00:59:31Um, it's romantic enough to make me cry
00:59:34Almost
00:59:35Can you not?
00:59:38What do you want?
00:59:39Does it ever occur to you what's going to happen when your cover gets blown?
00:59:42You get one life, Liam
00:59:44How many times are you gonna throw it in front of hers?
00:59:47He's right
00:59:48As long as she's with me
00:59:49She'll always be in danger
00:59:51God, what the hell do I do?
01:00:03You know, I do hate to break up this little soap opera
01:00:05But you do realize that there is a third wheel here, right?
01:00:08Um, okay, I'm gonna just go
01:00:09You guys talk
01:00:11Well, spit it out
01:00:20Just a heads up, Liam
01:00:22You blew up the mission
01:00:24You pissed off the client
01:00:25Glory's not exactly pleased with you
01:00:27I'm just saying
01:00:29Watch your back
01:00:33Understood
01:00:34But no one's touching Blair
01:00:36Not now, not ever
01:00:38All this fuss
01:00:49For a girl
01:00:50You know what's funny?
01:00:54You raise a little bird long enough
01:00:56They start to think that they can fly
01:00:58All on their own
01:01:00I'm sorry, man
01:01:02Save it
01:01:03Go take your punishment
01:01:05This Blair Woods
01:01:12Has to die
01:01:14Hey, Queen
01:01:22What are you doing tonight?
01:01:24Wanna have some fun?
01:01:26Okay, cool
01:01:27Liam, we should go dancing tonight
01:01:32We can finally relax a bit
01:01:34I'm not going
01:01:35Figures
01:01:38Guess you only stuck around because of the body swap
01:01:40Real husband material, huh?
01:01:45We should probably finalize the divorce
01:01:46What are you talking about?
01:01:52That was the deal, right?
01:01:55Once we switch back
01:01:56We call it
01:01:57Fine
01:02:00It's not like I'm desperate to stay married to you anyways
01:02:07Cheers
01:02:19You've been married for how long now?
01:02:23And we've never even seen your husband
01:02:25Come on
01:02:27Bring him out tonight
01:02:29No, it's like a fake marriage
01:02:31We're gonna get divorced soon
01:02:32Yeah, but you still like him though
01:02:35I mean
01:02:37I
01:02:38Then go for it
01:02:40Playing it safe is never your style
01:02:42Wait, no girl
01:02:46You are wasted
01:02:48I'm calling a cab
01:02:49No
01:02:50No, come on
01:02:51I never get to have fun anymore
01:02:53Please
01:02:54You can go out whenever you want
01:02:56It's not like your husband's gonna stop you
01:02:58You don't have to say it like that
01:03:00Oh my god
01:03:04Who is this hottie?
01:03:20Oh my god
01:03:23Who is that hottie?
01:03:24How much have you had to drink, huh?
01:03:27Blair?
01:03:28Who's this?
01:03:29I'm her husband
01:03:29Nice to meet you
01:03:32Damn, Blair
01:03:34Where did you find him?
01:03:36He looks like he walked off a CQ cover
01:03:38Yeah, I literally bumped into him on the street
01:03:42Seriously?
01:03:43Damn, girl
01:03:44You are so lucky
01:03:45What does he do?
01:03:48Um
01:03:48He's
01:03:50A model
01:03:51Yeah
01:03:52He's a model
01:03:53I knew it!
01:03:55Come on
01:03:55Show us some photos
01:03:56No, no
01:03:58Another time
01:03:58I promise
01:03:59But tonight
01:03:59I'm going to steal my wife away from you
01:04:01Because she's a little drunk
01:04:02What?
01:04:02No
01:04:03Bye, Blair
01:04:06Come back soon
01:04:07Jeez, okay
01:04:12Slow down
01:04:13No, you're going too fast
01:04:15You really are a lightweight, huh?
01:04:18Yeah, ma
01:04:18Thanks, though
01:04:21Thanks for what?
01:04:24For picking me up
01:04:25Even though you ignored my calls
01:04:27Asshole
01:04:28Well, I want more than just a thanks
01:04:30Okay
01:04:35Okay
01:04:36Just breathe
01:04:38Here
01:04:38I'm going to put you right here
01:04:42You okay?
01:04:47Thanks
01:04:47I'm going to grab you some water
01:04:50Wait here
01:04:51Ew
01:04:52Ew
01:04:52Ew
01:04:52Ew
01:04:53Ew
01:04:53Ew
01:04:54Ew
01:04:54Ew
01:04:55Ew
01:04:55Ew
01:04:56Ew
01:04:56Ew
01:04:57Ew
01:04:58Ew
01:04:59Ew
01:05:00Ew
01:05:01Ew
01:05:02Ew
01:05:03Ew
01:05:04Ew
01:05:05Ew
01:05:06Ew
01:05:07Ew
01:05:08What the hell?
01:05:09Ew
01:05:10If you scream
01:05:11I'll kill you
01:05:12Aged
01:05:21Go
01:05:35She
01:05:35Was
01:05:37Well, well, I caught the esteemed CEO, Blair Woods.
01:05:54Where's your knight in shining armor, huh?
01:05:56I wouldn't get so cocky.
01:05:59That look, I hate that look.
01:06:04It makes me feel like I'm an insect.
01:06:06Who are you to look down on me?
01:06:08Well, you are just a parasite living off of a woman's success, so why would I respect you?
01:06:15Cute. Very cute. Keep running your mouth, Blair. You're not getting out of here tonight.
01:06:23You know, the thought that I ever dated you makes me want to throw up.
01:06:29Nice.
01:06:30Well, you want to know something fun, Blair? Do you?
01:06:34I don't even want you dead. Someone else does.
01:06:38You made enemies, babe. Big ones.
01:06:43Raven, I need you to get me Blair's location. Use every connection you have. No screw-ups.
01:06:48But if you transfer all of your shares into my account, I might just tell you who actually wants you dead.
01:07:00In your dreams, loser.
01:07:02Blair, you are one ungrateful bitch.
01:07:10A jam. Perfect. A jam!
01:07:13You got lucky.
01:07:16Probably not twice in a row.
01:07:18I want to!
01:07:32I want to know.
01:07:34You keep saving me if you're just going to push me away.
01:07:36Are you okay?
01:07:37You keep saving me if you're just gonna push me away.
01:07:45You okay?
01:07:47You keep saving me if you're just gonna push me away.
01:07:50I was scared.
01:07:52Scared that you'd get hurt because of me.
01:07:54But I'm done pushing you away, Blair.
01:07:57I'm not gonna let you go again.
01:08:00How the hell did you find us?
01:08:03Oh.
01:08:13My turn.
01:08:17Who sent you?
01:08:19I'll tell you.
01:08:21You were in way over your head.
01:08:29Fine.
01:08:30I'll tell you.
01:08:31I'll tell you.
01:08:34It was the agency.
01:08:36You know?
01:08:37The ones that the legendary Nighthawk works for.
01:08:41And you guys pissed off the wrong people.
01:08:44What?
01:08:47What?
01:08:48What?
01:08:52Stay behind me.
01:08:53Nice, Liam.
01:09:05Still sharp.
01:09:07Just as I trained you.
01:09:16Couldn't even get the job done.
01:09:18Still the nerve to run his mouth.
01:09:20Aesthetic.
01:09:23Huh?
01:09:24Gloria?
01:09:26Long time may see, Blair.
01:09:31You're looking more and more like your father all the time.
01:09:34Trust me.
01:09:35That is not a compliment.
01:09:39My father...
01:09:41Didn't anyone tell you?
01:09:42I'm Gloria, Liam's loving foster mom.
01:09:46And your dear sweet aunt.
01:09:53Hey, Gloria.
01:09:54What are you talking about?
01:09:58Of course your grandmother never mentioned me.
01:10:00She only ever had eyes for her precious son.
01:10:04But don't worry.
01:10:05I killed your father.
01:10:08She doesn't think I'm going to kill you.
01:10:10And then the old witch is next.
01:10:13You mean that my father's death wasn't an accident?
01:10:16No.
01:10:17No.
01:10:17He got in my way.
01:10:22You all did.
01:10:23The Woods family fortune should have been mine.
01:10:30And you, Liam.
01:10:32Time to come home, good boy.
01:10:34Good boy.
01:10:34So you're choosing her over me?
01:10:49I'm not going to let anyone hurt her.
01:10:53Not even you.
01:10:54Fine.
01:10:56Then you will die with her.
01:11:04What's happening?
01:11:19Poison gas.
01:11:21Now lay down and die quietly, won't you?
01:11:25What's happening?
01:11:27Poison gas.
01:11:28Now lay down and die quietly, won't you?
01:11:30You're breathing the same night that we are.
01:11:33And you're still standing.
01:11:34So that means there must be an antidote.
01:11:38Clever.
01:11:39Must be that rotten wood family blood.
01:11:41But knowing this won't save you.
01:11:44I and I alone have the antidote.
01:11:52You really are my finest creation.
01:11:55Was everything I did never enough for you?
01:11:57I don't care.
01:11:59I'll never want it as much mine.
01:12:01And it will crush anyone who gets in my way.
01:12:04Well, I'm not your weapon anymore.
01:12:05And if you try to hurt her, I'm going to fight you with everything you got.
01:12:08Even after everything that you did, Grandma still left half of her estate.
01:12:32To you, she never stopped loving you.
01:12:36You don't deserve any of it.
01:12:38You don't deserve a damn thing.
01:12:41Lies!
01:12:42After we finish him, you're next.
01:12:47Once I finish him, you're next.
01:12:53Glory Woods, drop the weapon and surrender.
01:12:57Hands up in the air.
01:12:59Turn around slowly.
01:13:00Don't reach for anything.
01:13:01Drop the weapon now.
01:13:05Pass the top of your head.
01:13:08Stop moving.
01:13:09Don't resist, lady.
01:13:10Turn around.
01:13:11She's reaching for something.
01:13:12Okay.
01:13:13Step back.
01:13:15One more step.
01:13:16I swear I will kill them both.
01:13:18Glory, stop.
01:13:20Your brother, he died trying to save you.
01:13:24You think he abandoned you?
01:13:26Gloria, no.
01:13:27He paid off that scumbag boyfriend of yours.
01:13:30Ten million dollars just to keep you safe.
01:13:34He pushed you away just to protect you.
01:13:38And even when you were gone, he watched over you until the day he died.
01:13:45You're lying.
01:13:48You're just saying this to try to save her.
01:13:52But I am not falling for it.
01:13:54Enough!
01:13:55This ends here.
01:14:05You're under arrest.
01:14:06Put your hands behind me.
01:14:06No!
01:14:07No!
01:14:07Get off of me!
01:14:08Stop it!
01:14:09Who are you?
01:14:09Get the hell out of me!
01:14:11Who do you?
01:14:12Get the hell out of me!
01:14:14You okay?
01:14:15You okay?
01:14:26Former intelligence operative Gloria Woods arrested for conspiracy and kidnapping.
01:14:31source confirm she is the second daughter of the prominent Woods family.
01:14:35hey
01:14:36how did you find her
01:14:40you're a good people
01:14:42don't let Raven's slacker vibe fool you
01:14:45I'm gonna just track any stop to you
01:14:48didn't Gloria use you for years
01:14:52aren't you angry
01:14:55I was
01:14:58but um
01:15:00I don't know
01:15:02now I just
01:15:03I guess I'm done
01:15:05Carrie
01:15:07from now on
01:15:11I'll be by your side
01:15:12wow
01:15:19beautiful
01:15:21okay just eat it
01:15:24I made it with love
01:15:24okay so uh
01:15:26forks are actually kind of a challenge for me right now
01:15:29oh
01:15:31okay so what I'm hearing
01:15:33is you want me to feed you
01:15:36okay
01:15:38you know what I want more than pasta
01:15:43okay what
01:15:45you
01:15:47Blair wins
01:16:00will you marry me
01:16:03again
01:16:05but for real is that
01:16:08yeah
01:16:09yeah
01:16:11you
01:16:29you
01:16:29you
01:16:29you
01:16:29you
01:16:30You
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